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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 2 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:12,546 Incredible. 3 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:13,981 Last night he dreamed about making eggs. 4 00:00:14,082 --> 00:00:15,416 And now he's making eggs. 5 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,551 I hang out with Jay in his dreams sometimes. 6 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:19,019 And I flew to Geneva last week. 7 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:20,721 We all have our powers. 8 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:22,390 Oh, gosh. Didn't see you there, Hetty. 9 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:23,491 Sorry. 10 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:24,958 Jay, guess what. 11 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:27,295 Somebody wants to rent out the ballroom, and this time 12 00:00:27,395 --> 00:00:29,230 it's not people who want to shoot a porno. 13 00:00:29,330 --> 00:00:30,764 I still think you should have let that play out. 14 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,200 The script was good. 15 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:33,867 That's incredible. Who wants to rent it out? 16 00:00:34,001 --> 00:00:35,436 The Hudson Valley Players. 17 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,705 They're the premier community theater organization 18 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:39,540 in all of Ulster County. 19 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,275 Recently nominated for a Toby. 20 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:42,743 - You mean a Tony? - Oh, similar, 21 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,612 but these are just for the Hudson Valley, 22 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:46,747 and the winners are chosen by a guy named Toby. 23 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:48,149 Sounds prestigious. 24 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:51,051 Anyway, they needed a venue for their fall musical, 25 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:54,187 and all of the good ones were taken, so they chose us. 26 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:56,424 They're doing Cole Porter's Anything Goes. 27 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:57,958 Oh, I knew Cole. 28 00:00:58,138 --> 00:01:01,108 Had a big thing for me. Practically obsessed. 29 00:01:01,209 --> 00:01:02,810 Wasn't he, like, famously gay? 30 00:01:02,910 --> 00:01:04,277 You couldn't just let me have that, Trev? 31 00:01:04,278 --> 00:01:06,314 Wait, Sam, wasn't Anything Goes the musical 32 00:01:06,447 --> 00:01:07,881 you were almost in in high school? 33 00:01:07,981 --> 00:01:10,918 Some people say listening is my real ghost power. 34 00:01:11,018 --> 00:01:12,620 I was tech crew. Should have been the lead, 35 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:14,355 but, you know, politics. 36 00:01:14,488 --> 00:01:16,089 Oh, yeah, you got robbed, babe. 37 00:01:16,190 --> 00:01:17,658 Okay, that felt obligatory. 38 00:01:17,758 --> 00:01:19,960 And I heard the lighting 39 00:01:20,060 --> 00:01:21,928 was the best part of the show that year. 40 00:01:21,929 --> 00:01:23,731 Ugh. So patronizing. 41 00:01:23,831 --> 00:01:25,399 This is getting sad. 42 00:01:35,799 --> 00:01:37,233 Is that your contractor? 43 00:01:37,234 --> 00:01:40,737 Yeah. He's one of the Hudson Valley Players. 44 00:01:40,738 --> 00:01:42,238 People are still buzzing 45 00:01:42,239 --> 00:01:44,375 about his performance in Rent last year. 46 00:01:44,475 --> 00:01:45,976 There's Toby talk. 47 00:01:46,109 --> 00:01:48,111 Oh, this takes me back. 48 00:01:48,211 --> 00:01:50,213 I miss being around show business. 49 00:01:50,314 --> 00:01:52,248 Or, you know, whatever this is. 50 00:01:52,249 --> 00:01:55,619 Hey, Mark. Looking good. Uh, listen, when you're done, 51 00:01:55,719 --> 00:01:58,188 I think there's an issue with the walk-in freezer. 52 00:01:58,288 --> 00:02:00,658 Jay, if I could just stop you. When I'm in this space, 53 00:02:00,791 --> 00:02:02,693 I'm not your contractor. I'm an artist. 54 00:02:02,793 --> 00:02:04,260 Yeah. For sure. It's just that the restaurant 55 00:02:04,261 --> 00:02:05,463 opens in a few weeks... 56 00:02:05,563 --> 00:02:06,763 Shh. 57 00:02:06,764 --> 00:02:09,833 This is a sacred space. 58 00:02:11,902 --> 00:02:13,471 Okay. 59 00:02:15,339 --> 00:02:18,274 Are you guys seeing that talent? 60 00:02:18,275 --> 00:02:21,979 Wouldn't mind if a stage light fell on her, am I right? 61 00:02:22,846 --> 00:02:24,246 Who is she? 62 00:02:35,759 --> 00:02:37,695 Oh, yeah. In the cult, she would have been 63 00:02:37,795 --> 00:02:40,163 a top five wife for Bruce, for sure. 64 00:02:40,263 --> 00:02:43,634 Which means she would have gotten carrots with dinner. 65 00:02:43,734 --> 00:02:45,669 Carrots should be for everybody. 66 00:02:45,769 --> 00:02:47,003 Oh, Pete. 67 00:02:47,304 --> 00:02:49,740 Bruce warned us about people like you. 68 00:02:51,609 --> 00:02:53,877 Wow. This is a pretty nice spread. 69 00:02:53,977 --> 00:02:55,579 You think this is impressive? 70 00:02:55,679 --> 00:02:57,481 This is nothing compared to what we had 71 00:02:57,581 --> 00:02:59,616 on the set of L&O. 72 00:02:59,617 --> 00:03:00,851 Law and Order. 73 00:03:00,984 --> 00:03:02,352 You were on Law and Order? 74 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:04,422 Not in the final cut, but... 75 00:03:04,522 --> 00:03:06,288 yeah, I was there. 76 00:03:06,289 --> 00:03:09,860 They called it craft services. 77 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:13,063 And it offered every culinary creation under the sun. 78 00:03:13,163 --> 00:03:14,964 Hot foods, 79 00:03:14,965 --> 00:03:16,332 cold foods, 80 00:03:16,333 --> 00:03:17,333 gum. 81 00:03:17,401 --> 00:03:19,802 Oh, uh, this is my husband Jay. 82 00:03:19,803 --> 00:03:21,804 Jay, this is Scott Morgan. 83 00:03:21,805 --> 00:03:24,207 Two-time Toby-nominated director. 84 00:03:24,341 --> 00:03:28,078 And assistant sales manager at Davenport Chevrolet. 85 00:03:28,211 --> 00:03:29,880 Oh, I'm not really in the market. 86 00:03:29,980 --> 00:03:31,381 That's what everyone says 87 00:03:31,482 --> 00:03:34,284 until they feel the smooth ride of the new Malibu. 88 00:03:34,384 --> 00:03:35,719 I'm so sorry, Scott. 89 00:03:35,819 --> 00:03:37,153 I have something you need to see. 90 00:03:37,154 --> 00:03:39,089 Hamilton used to wear a lot of scarves. 91 00:03:39,189 --> 00:03:41,991 Turns out he was covering up adulterous hickeys. 92 00:03:41,992 --> 00:03:44,227 That man frequented whores. 93 00:03:44,327 --> 00:03:46,564 My friends. Attention, please. 94 00:03:46,664 --> 00:03:50,233 It is with a heavy heart I must inform you 95 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:53,537 that our beloved leading lady Brenda Hanover 96 00:03:53,637 --> 00:03:54,637 is no longer with us. 97 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:58,408 She was unable to secure 98 00:03:58,509 --> 00:04:00,010 time off from her job at Lowe's 99 00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:03,614 and is stepping down from her role as Reno Sweeney. 100 00:04:03,714 --> 00:04:06,517 He did not need to deliver that information like that. 101 00:04:06,617 --> 00:04:08,285 That is how you milk a moment. 102 00:04:08,385 --> 00:04:10,788 I could take the part. 103 00:04:10,888 --> 00:04:12,122 Ooh, immediately trying to take advantage 104 00:04:12,222 --> 00:04:13,423 of someone else's misfortune. 105 00:04:13,524 --> 00:04:14,958 I like her. 106 00:04:15,058 --> 00:04:16,594 Thank you, Marisa. 107 00:04:16,694 --> 00:04:19,597 But it will be an open competition. 108 00:04:19,697 --> 00:04:21,865 We shall hold auditions 109 00:04:21,965 --> 00:04:24,702 for the role of Reno Sweeney Monday. Jay. 110 00:04:24,802 --> 00:04:27,638 - Huh? - I need to print a sign-up sheet. Please, 111 00:04:27,771 --> 00:04:29,072 take me to the business center. 112 00:04:29,172 --> 00:04:32,442 I... got a laptop in the kitchen. 113 00:04:32,576 --> 00:04:34,043 Then to the kitchen. 114 00:04:34,044 --> 00:04:37,815 So, tell me, what are you currently driving? 115 00:04:37,915 --> 00:04:40,651 Sam, isn't Reno Sweeney the role you wanted in high school? 116 00:04:40,784 --> 00:04:42,152 You should audition. 117 00:04:42,252 --> 00:04:45,455 Me? No. This isn't some rinky-dink production. 118 00:04:45,556 --> 00:04:47,223 This is the Hudson Valley Players. 119 00:04:47,224 --> 00:04:48,626 They performed at the mall. 120 00:04:48,759 --> 00:04:51,028 Come on, Sam. Do you know what I would give 121 00:04:51,128 --> 00:04:53,764 for just one more minute back in the spotlight? 122 00:04:53,864 --> 00:04:55,431 This is your dream. 123 00:04:55,432 --> 00:04:57,300 How are you just gonna stand there and let it pass you by? 124 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:00,237 Look, I appreciate the support, but I'm really not interested. 125 00:05:00,337 --> 00:05:02,139 - But, Sam... - I said no. 126 00:05:02,272 --> 00:05:03,874 Okay? Just leave it alone. 127 00:05:03,974 --> 00:05:07,243 I'm just saying, bring that drama to the stage. 128 00:05:07,244 --> 00:05:08,912 Mm. 129 00:05:20,190 --> 00:05:23,360 And now, this year's winner of the James Beard Award 130 00:05:23,493 --> 00:05:25,663 - for Best New Chef, Northeast... - Stop. 131 00:05:25,796 --> 00:05:27,665 Jay Arondeker! 132 00:05:27,765 --> 00:05:29,533 Here you go, Chef. 133 00:05:30,367 --> 00:05:32,302 I just want to thank everyone who believed in me. 134 00:05:32,402 --> 00:05:35,673 And to my mom, Champa... I owe everything to you. 135 00:05:35,773 --> 00:05:36,907 Aw. 136 00:05:37,007 --> 00:05:38,641 Seriously? Walk-off music? 137 00:05:38,642 --> 00:05:40,610 This is my dream. 138 00:05:40,611 --> 00:05:42,312 Right this way, Mr. Arondekar. 139 00:05:42,412 --> 00:05:43,681 Hold up. Isn't that the lady 140 00:05:43,781 --> 00:05:45,114 from the community theater group? 141 00:05:45,115 --> 00:05:46,516 Interesting, Jay. 142 00:05:46,617 --> 00:05:48,686 She just popped into my head. 143 00:05:48,819 --> 00:05:51,822 You can't control a pop. People pop! 144 00:05:51,922 --> 00:05:53,123 Hey, I'm Marisa. 145 00:05:53,223 --> 00:05:55,092 Oh, uh... hi. 146 00:05:55,192 --> 00:05:56,660 Sasappis. 147 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:58,862 You look good in a tux. 148 00:05:58,996 --> 00:06:00,997 - What is happening? - You heard the music. Walk off, son. 149 00:06:00,998 --> 00:06:03,366 Unless you want me to tell Sam that you didn't thank her. 150 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:05,202 This is so lame. 151 00:06:05,302 --> 00:06:07,437 Again, my dream. 152 00:06:08,271 --> 00:06:09,439 Your hair is amazing. 153 00:06:09,539 --> 00:06:11,541 Never once used conditioner. 154 00:06:11,642 --> 00:06:13,976 Yeah. 'Cause I died 500 years ago. 155 00:06:15,779 --> 00:06:17,848 - You're funny. - Oh. 156 00:06:17,948 --> 00:06:20,383 - Hi. - Hi. 157 00:06:21,418 --> 00:06:22,419 Hi. 158 00:06:22,552 --> 00:06:23,721 Hi. 159 00:06:25,422 --> 00:06:26,656 Hi. 160 00:06:26,777 --> 00:06:28,846 Sam, what happened yesterday 161 00:06:28,946 --> 00:06:30,013 with you storming off like that? 162 00:06:30,113 --> 00:06:31,448 I just didn't want to audition. 163 00:06:31,548 --> 00:06:33,449 That's all. I have a lot going on right now. 164 00:06:33,450 --> 00:06:36,419 Yeah, it's true. There was that guest last month. 165 00:06:36,519 --> 00:06:39,456 And there's the weekly sorting of the mail on Wednesdays. 166 00:06:39,556 --> 00:06:41,024 And I'm trying to support you, Sam, 167 00:06:41,124 --> 00:06:42,860 but you have the calendar of a retiree. 168 00:06:42,993 --> 00:06:45,362 You know this role and you're dying to play it. 169 00:06:45,462 --> 00:06:46,796 Hell, you would've played it in high school 170 00:06:46,797 --> 00:06:48,031 if it wasn't for politics. 171 00:06:48,165 --> 00:06:51,234 Well, that's not completely true. 172 00:06:54,671 --> 00:06:59,442 I will be singing the song "I Get A Kick Out of You." 173 00:07:01,344 --> 00:07:03,246 My pants! 174 00:07:04,214 --> 00:07:05,783 - So it wasn't politics. - I mean, 175 00:07:05,883 --> 00:07:06,883 some of the puke splashed on 176 00:07:06,950 --> 00:07:08,018 the student council president. 177 00:07:08,118 --> 00:07:09,552 So that was sort of political. 178 00:07:09,652 --> 00:07:12,289 I once vomited in James Madison's carriage. 179 00:07:12,389 --> 00:07:14,391 In fairness, we were traversing a bumpy road 180 00:07:14,524 --> 00:07:16,593 and I had just had a pheasant pie. 181 00:07:16,693 --> 00:07:17,895 It was humiliating. 182 00:07:17,995 --> 00:07:20,196 After that, I moved to tech crew and... 183 00:07:20,197 --> 00:07:22,232 I've been terrified to get on stage ever since. 184 00:07:22,332 --> 00:07:24,768 Oh, Sam. You can't let one bad performance 185 00:07:24,902 --> 00:07:26,336 get in the way of your dreams. 186 00:07:26,436 --> 00:07:29,505 Girl, I fell into the music pit once at the Red Cat. 187 00:07:29,506 --> 00:07:30,873 Got my head stuck in a tuba. 188 00:07:30,874 --> 00:07:32,508 But was I back on stage the next day? 189 00:07:32,509 --> 00:07:33,576 Damn right I was. 190 00:07:33,676 --> 00:07:37,447 Nursing a concussion and drowning in bathtub gin. 191 00:07:37,547 --> 00:07:39,249 They said I gave one hell of a show, 192 00:07:39,349 --> 00:07:41,952 but I don't really remember. 193 00:07:42,052 --> 00:07:44,021 But what if I audition and things go 194 00:07:44,121 --> 00:07:45,588 just as badly as they did the last time? 195 00:07:45,688 --> 00:07:47,023 You just need confidence. 196 00:07:47,024 --> 00:07:49,893 And confidence is all about feeling prepared. 197 00:07:49,993 --> 00:07:51,461 Let me take you under my wing. 198 00:07:51,561 --> 00:07:53,863 Alberta Haynes knows just how to get you there. 199 00:07:53,864 --> 00:07:54,965 You'd really do that for me? 200 00:07:55,098 --> 00:07:57,399 I mean, I'm pretty busy, but 201 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,369 I think I can make some time. 202 00:08:00,270 --> 00:08:01,805 Okay, what the heck? 203 00:08:01,939 --> 00:08:03,941 Thanks, Alberta. You're a good friend. 204 00:08:04,041 --> 00:08:07,444 Hey. We're gonna have a lot of fun. 205 00:08:13,116 --> 00:08:14,251 W-what time is it? 206 00:08:14,351 --> 00:08:15,452 It's time to get your ass out of bed. 207 00:08:15,552 --> 00:08:17,354 Your training starts now. 208 00:08:17,454 --> 00:08:18,455 But it's 4:00 a.m. 209 00:08:18,555 --> 00:08:19,857 That'll be ten more laps. 210 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:21,724 - There's gonna be laps? - Hey. 211 00:08:21,825 --> 00:08:23,126 Can you keep it down? 212 00:08:23,226 --> 00:08:24,862 I'm trying to enter your husband's dreams. 213 00:08:24,962 --> 00:08:26,429 - Sorry. - Thank you. 214 00:08:26,529 --> 00:08:28,465 We all have to live here. 215 00:08:36,306 --> 00:08:37,640 Hey, can I ask you guys for advice? 216 00:08:37,740 --> 00:08:40,677 Absolutely. Stay away from the brown acid. 217 00:08:40,777 --> 00:08:43,080 Thank you. But, uh, it's more dating-related. 218 00:08:43,180 --> 00:08:44,181 Okay. 219 00:08:44,314 --> 00:08:46,149 Don't date any members of Fleetwood Mac. 220 00:08:46,283 --> 00:08:47,917 Sass. What's going on? 221 00:08:47,918 --> 00:08:48,918 Who are you dating? 222 00:08:48,919 --> 00:08:50,153 Well, you actually know her. 223 00:08:50,287 --> 00:08:52,022 Remember that hot stretching lady 224 00:08:52,155 --> 00:08:54,024 from the theater troupe, Marisa? 225 00:08:54,157 --> 00:08:56,693 Wait, did a light actually fall on her? 226 00:08:56,793 --> 00:08:58,495 Was there any damage to the punim? 227 00:08:58,595 --> 00:09:00,197 She's not dead. Okay, 228 00:09:00,297 --> 00:09:01,598 this is gonna sound a little nuts, 229 00:09:01,698 --> 00:09:04,100 but we hung out in Jay's dream. 230 00:09:04,101 --> 00:09:07,404 So you're dating someone in another person's subconscious? 231 00:09:07,504 --> 00:09:09,672 I don't think I've even gone there. 232 00:09:09,772 --> 00:09:11,440 Yeah, this is a little unorthodox. 233 00:09:11,441 --> 00:09:13,911 Well, hey, he... the guy's got limited options. 234 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:16,478 - We're ghosts, we can't even leave the property. - Well... 235 00:09:16,479 --> 00:09:18,381 - Pete, no. - There's only one problem. 236 00:09:18,481 --> 00:09:20,517 So, I went into Jay's dream last night to see her again, 237 00:09:20,617 --> 00:09:22,185 but she wasn't there. 238 00:09:22,319 --> 00:09:26,389 It was just Jay trapped in a walk-in freezer with the '86 Mets. 239 00:09:26,523 --> 00:09:28,324 Oh, well, that makes sense, 'cause he was talking to Mark 240 00:09:28,325 --> 00:09:29,893 about the freezer and then he watched 241 00:09:29,993 --> 00:09:32,062 that baseball documentary before bed. Yes. 242 00:09:32,162 --> 00:09:33,830 You just need to get him to think about Marisa 243 00:09:33,931 --> 00:09:35,032 before he goes to sleep. 244 00:09:35,132 --> 00:09:36,866 Yeah, just tell Sam to ask her husband 245 00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:40,737 to think about that hot, bendy lady right before bed. 246 00:09:40,837 --> 00:09:42,838 I might not use those exact words. 247 00:09:42,839 --> 00:09:44,841 - Probably a good strategy. - Eh. 248 00:09:44,942 --> 00:09:48,111 Sam, this is gonna be the hardest day of your life. 249 00:09:48,211 --> 00:09:49,879 I'm here to break you down 250 00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:51,414 and build you back up again. 251 00:09:51,548 --> 00:09:52,715 And why are they here? 252 00:09:52,815 --> 00:09:55,218 We're bored. And we believe in you and stuff. 253 00:09:55,318 --> 00:09:57,654 So, what exactly does this entail? 254 00:09:57,754 --> 00:10:00,656 I'm gonna train your mind, your body and your soul. 255 00:10:00,657 --> 00:10:03,260 There will be moments when you won't want to go on, 256 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:04,594 but go on you will. 257 00:10:04,694 --> 00:10:06,229 By the time I'm through with you, 258 00:10:06,329 --> 00:10:10,067 you'll be so prepared, you won't know how to fail. 259 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,601 Get her, Berty. 260 00:10:11,701 --> 00:10:13,470 I mean, let's go, Sam! 261 00:10:13,570 --> 00:10:17,540 Dancers need perfect posture. 262 00:10:20,143 --> 00:10:22,079 Again. 263 00:10:22,212 --> 00:10:26,583 And any actor worth her salt can cry on cue. 264 00:10:26,716 --> 00:10:28,751 Mm... I don't see any tears. 265 00:10:28,885 --> 00:10:30,253 Mm, this might help. 266 00:10:30,387 --> 00:10:33,023 Your mother's dead and your business is a failure! 267 00:10:33,756 --> 00:10:35,757 - Still no tears. - It was a good thought. 268 00:10:35,758 --> 00:10:36,758 Yeah. 269 00:10:36,759 --> 00:10:39,061 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 270 00:10:39,062 --> 00:10:40,529 ♪ La, la, la, la... ♪ 271 00:10:40,530 --> 00:10:44,034 Singing is about endurance and breath control! 272 00:10:44,134 --> 00:10:45,368 Let's expand those lungs! 273 00:10:45,468 --> 00:10:47,137 - Can I have a water? - Of course you can, 274 00:10:47,270 --> 00:10:48,805 - in 80 more laps. - Ugh! 275 00:10:48,905 --> 00:10:51,474 Ooh, gave her a little hope and then snatched it away. 276 00:10:51,574 --> 00:10:52,574 Well done. 277 00:10:55,212 --> 00:10:56,912 How's it going with Alberta, babe? 278 00:10:56,913 --> 00:10:59,882 Well, I cried twice, but not when I was supposed to. 279 00:10:59,983 --> 00:11:02,551 Sam, I need you to get Jay to dream about that Marisa girl 280 00:11:02,552 --> 00:11:04,253 from the community theater group again tonight. 281 00:11:04,254 --> 00:11:07,224 Jay, did you have a dream about that girl Marisa? 282 00:11:07,324 --> 00:11:10,426 You can't control a pop-in, okay? 283 00:11:10,427 --> 00:11:12,562 Damn it, Sass. 284 00:11:12,662 --> 00:11:13,895 Okay, a couple nights ago, 285 00:11:13,896 --> 00:11:15,498 I was hanging out in Jay's dream, 286 00:11:15,598 --> 00:11:16,866 and Marisa popped in. 287 00:11:16,966 --> 00:11:18,135 It was very innocent on Jay's part, 288 00:11:18,235 --> 00:11:20,070 but Marisa and I... 289 00:11:20,170 --> 00:11:22,005 uh, we kind of hit it off. 290 00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:24,106 Aw. Weird, but aw. 291 00:11:24,107 --> 00:11:25,107 The problem is... 292 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,208 and you'll like this... 293 00:11:26,209 --> 00:11:27,276 Jay hasn't dreamed about her since, 294 00:11:27,277 --> 00:11:30,946 but I need him to if I'm gonna hang out with her again. 295 00:11:30,947 --> 00:11:32,815 Larry Bird popped in last week. 296 00:11:32,949 --> 00:11:34,217 Don't have a thing for him. 297 00:11:34,317 --> 00:11:36,486 Okay. So, what's the action item here, Sass? 298 00:11:36,586 --> 00:11:39,156 Okay, I need you to encourage Jay 299 00:11:39,289 --> 00:11:40,890 to think about Marisa before he goes to sleep. 300 00:11:40,990 --> 00:11:42,825 Obviously, that doesn't guarantee an appearance, 301 00:11:42,925 --> 00:11:44,627 but it's worth a shot. 302 00:11:44,727 --> 00:11:47,997 Okay. Jay, before you go to bed tonight, 303 00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:49,931 I want you to think about Marisa, 304 00:11:49,932 --> 00:11:52,902 so Sass can hang out with her again. 305 00:11:53,002 --> 00:11:54,937 We're in weird territory here. 306 00:11:55,038 --> 00:11:56,106 Yeah. 307 00:11:56,206 --> 00:11:58,141 Let's get back to it, Sam! 308 00:11:58,241 --> 00:12:00,743 We got 24 hours till our big audition. 309 00:12:00,843 --> 00:12:03,145 Alberta, I don't know if this is going so well. 310 00:12:03,146 --> 00:12:06,115 Sam, as bad as you're feeling right now, 311 00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,684 and as much as you're hurting, 312 00:12:07,784 --> 00:12:09,452 it'll all be worth it when you're up on that stage. 313 00:12:09,552 --> 00:12:12,522 There's nothing in the world like that feeling. 314 00:12:12,622 --> 00:12:13,756 We can get there, Sam, 315 00:12:13,856 --> 00:12:15,858 but I need you to believe in yourself, 316 00:12:15,992 --> 00:12:17,860 - because I believe in you. - Sam, 317 00:12:17,994 --> 00:12:19,662 where are all our plates? 318 00:12:22,365 --> 00:12:24,567 Go, Sam! 319 00:12:24,701 --> 00:12:25,968 Yes, girl! 320 00:12:29,639 --> 00:12:31,241 That's it. You're doing it. 321 00:12:39,749 --> 00:12:41,084 She climbed three stairs. 322 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:43,520 And she's celebrating like she's Ben Franklin 323 00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:45,388 after he climbed three stairs. 324 00:12:45,522 --> 00:12:46,989 He was portly. 325 00:12:51,461 --> 00:12:53,263 Alberta's been so amazing, Jay. 326 00:12:53,363 --> 00:12:55,064 I actually think I could get this part. 327 00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:56,366 Wouldn't that be incredible? 328 00:12:56,466 --> 00:12:58,401 Huh? Oh, yeah. That'd be awesome, babe. 329 00:12:58,501 --> 00:13:01,871 Okay, I know I asked you to look at Marisa's Instagram, 330 00:13:01,971 --> 00:13:04,841 - but spring break 2018? - It's for Sass. 331 00:13:04,941 --> 00:13:06,075 Why are you all zoomed in? 332 00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:07,710 Well, I-I wanted to avoid 333 00:13:07,810 --> 00:13:11,080 any of her sorority sisters popping in. 334 00:13:11,214 --> 00:13:12,749 For Sass. 335 00:13:12,882 --> 00:13:15,785 Guys, we have a big problem. 336 00:13:15,918 --> 00:13:17,187 I just came from the ballroom, 337 00:13:17,287 --> 00:13:18,955 I saw Marisa warming up. 338 00:13:19,055 --> 00:13:21,022 - Sam's competition for that role. - Ooh-wee! 339 00:13:21,023 --> 00:13:22,459 She got a voice of an angel. 340 00:13:22,592 --> 00:13:25,527 Well, I guess Sam will just have to give it her best. 341 00:13:25,528 --> 00:13:27,096 That's all you can do. 342 00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:29,732 No, it's not all we can do, you peace-loving freak. 343 00:13:29,832 --> 00:13:33,303 We've come too far and we're too close. 344 00:13:33,436 --> 00:13:35,605 I ain't gonna let this part get away. 345 00:13:35,738 --> 00:13:39,108 It's time for Berty to play dirty. 346 00:13:39,242 --> 00:13:41,377 Guess who saw his dream girl last night? 347 00:13:41,378 --> 00:13:44,347 - All right! - Awesome, man. Give us some deets. 348 00:13:44,447 --> 00:13:46,048 Aw, we just hung out and talked. 349 00:13:46,149 --> 00:13:47,617 She's got a lot of fun interests. 350 00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,418 - Very into superheroes. - Huh. 351 00:13:49,419 --> 00:13:50,586 - That's unexpected. - Yeah. 352 00:13:50,587 --> 00:13:52,289 And big Star Wars girl, too. 353 00:13:52,422 --> 00:13:54,624 And sneakers. She loves sneakers. 354 00:13:54,724 --> 00:13:55,792 And the New York Knicks. 355 00:13:55,892 --> 00:13:57,994 - Oh, boy. - What? 356 00:13:58,094 --> 00:14:00,930 Is her favorite restaurant Sonic and does she love D&D? 357 00:14:01,030 --> 00:14:02,632 Yes on both counts. 358 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,835 Those are all Jay's interests. 359 00:14:05,968 --> 00:14:07,804 You're not dating Marisa, Sass. 360 00:14:07,904 --> 00:14:09,472 You're dating Jay. 361 00:14:10,373 --> 00:14:11,808 No, no, no. 362 00:14:11,941 --> 00:14:13,175 It does make a lot of sense. I mean, she exists 363 00:14:13,176 --> 00:14:15,178 entirely in Jay's subconscious. 364 00:14:15,278 --> 00:14:17,547 Okay, you guys are just jealous because I found someone. 365 00:14:17,647 --> 00:14:19,682 If anything, I'm jealous that you're dating Jay. 366 00:14:19,816 --> 00:14:21,116 D-did he mention me? I mean, did... 367 00:14:21,117 --> 00:14:22,319 Sorry, did she mention me? 368 00:14:22,419 --> 00:14:24,085 I'm not dating Jay, okay? 369 00:14:24,086 --> 00:14:27,123 Marisa is her own person who has her own cool interests. 370 00:14:27,224 --> 00:14:30,460 How many times did she reference The Shawshank Redemption? 371 00:14:31,594 --> 00:14:33,363 Oh, my God, I'm dating Jay. 372 00:14:34,130 --> 00:14:36,265 Red leather, yellow leather, lavender leather. 373 00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:38,501 Red leather, yellow leather, lavender leather. 374 00:14:38,601 --> 00:14:40,937 What animal makes lavender leather, I wonder? 375 00:14:41,037 --> 00:14:43,706 Hm. Hippopotamus dries to a purplish hue. 376 00:14:43,806 --> 00:14:45,074 We had an ottoman. 377 00:14:45,174 --> 00:14:47,176 Oh, a "hippopottoman." That's fun. 378 00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:49,812 Ten minutes, Samantha. I'll see you in the ballroom. 379 00:14:49,912 --> 00:14:53,550 You have one chance to wow me and one chance only, 380 00:14:53,650 --> 00:14:55,618 because I have Chevrolets to sell. 381 00:14:55,718 --> 00:14:58,355 - You're gonna get that promotion. - I need less from you, Jeff. 382 00:14:58,455 --> 00:15:00,322 Great note. 383 00:15:00,323 --> 00:15:02,725 How you feeling, Sam? Like a star? 384 00:15:02,859 --> 00:15:04,159 I'm ready. 385 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,794 I know my tap routine, my song. I got this. 386 00:15:05,795 --> 00:15:09,031 Awesome. Now, Alberta, when do I walk through Marisa? 387 00:15:09,131 --> 00:15:10,467 What? 388 00:15:10,567 --> 00:15:12,201 Oh, Alberta told me to walk through your competition 389 00:15:12,335 --> 00:15:14,670 so she'd get super high and mess up. 390 00:15:14,671 --> 00:15:16,072 There goes our girl again. 391 00:15:16,205 --> 00:15:18,139 What else did she say? Oh, yeah, don't tell Sam. 392 00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:20,141 - But you said you believed in me. - I do. 393 00:15:20,142 --> 00:15:21,878 It's just a little insurance policy. 394 00:15:21,978 --> 00:15:24,714 Yeah, because you didn't think I could do it on my own. 395 00:15:24,814 --> 00:15:27,349 I can't believe this. I thought you were my friend. 396 00:15:27,350 --> 00:15:29,185 In retrospect, 397 00:15:29,286 --> 00:15:31,554 perhaps not the best idea to entrust Flower 398 00:15:31,688 --> 00:15:33,055 with your secret mission. 399 00:15:33,155 --> 00:15:34,857 Yeah, you really messed up. 400 00:15:41,063 --> 00:15:42,063 Can we talk? 401 00:15:42,064 --> 00:15:44,867 Well, I'm pretty busy setting up snacks for the cast right now. 402 00:15:44,967 --> 00:15:47,136 Though I'm probably not even qualified to do that. 403 00:15:47,236 --> 00:15:48,237 That's not true. 404 00:15:48,371 --> 00:15:51,908 Although I do think the chips should go closer to the dip. 405 00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:53,576 Is this what you wanted to talk about? 406 00:15:53,676 --> 00:15:55,678 No. I owe you an apology. 407 00:15:55,778 --> 00:15:58,281 I went too far. And what I realized is 408 00:15:58,381 --> 00:16:00,649 I wasn't just trying to help you. 409 00:16:00,650 --> 00:16:02,385 I was also doing this for me. 410 00:16:02,485 --> 00:16:03,485 What does that mean? 411 00:16:03,553 --> 00:16:05,054 I miss the limelight, Sam. 412 00:16:05,187 --> 00:16:08,391 When I was alive and I was up there singing? 413 00:16:08,491 --> 00:16:10,560 Well, that's the most alive I've ever felt. 414 00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:13,663 And you getting that part, I think, in some small way, 415 00:16:13,763 --> 00:16:15,965 was gonna make me feel like I was on stage. 416 00:16:16,065 --> 00:16:18,968 And I know I got a little carried away 417 00:16:19,068 --> 00:16:20,869 because... 418 00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:23,973 I just wanted it so bad. For both of us. 419 00:16:24,073 --> 00:16:26,275 But that wasn't the way that I wanted to win the part. 420 00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:27,577 I know, Sam, 421 00:16:27,677 --> 00:16:29,711 and I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking straight. 422 00:16:29,712 --> 00:16:31,548 And what would make all this even worse 423 00:16:31,648 --> 00:16:35,452 is if my actions prevented you from getting to live your dream. 424 00:16:37,354 --> 00:16:38,855 Oh, there you are. 425 00:16:38,955 --> 00:16:41,123 Scott's looking for you. 426 00:16:41,257 --> 00:16:43,058 We don't make Scott wait. 427 00:16:43,059 --> 00:16:44,794 Sam, 428 00:16:44,927 --> 00:16:48,465 whatever you do, I think you're a star either way. 429 00:16:50,967 --> 00:16:53,636 It's just so pathetic. 430 00:16:53,736 --> 00:16:55,772 I was so desperate to be with someone, 431 00:16:55,872 --> 00:16:57,906 to have a connection, that I got excited 432 00:16:57,907 --> 00:16:59,942 about a figment of Jay's imagination. 433 00:17:00,076 --> 00:17:02,111 You're being too hard on yourself. 434 00:17:02,211 --> 00:17:03,946 This one time, I ate too many shrooms 435 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:06,883 and dated a saguaro cactus for, like, a week. 436 00:17:06,983 --> 00:17:09,719 He was sweet. Great listener. 437 00:17:09,819 --> 00:17:11,921 It's nice of you guys to try to cheer me up, but 438 00:17:12,021 --> 00:17:13,523 let's face it: I'm alone. 439 00:17:13,623 --> 00:17:15,291 And I'm never gonna meet anyone new. 440 00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,627 You may not be able to find someone, 441 00:17:17,727 --> 00:17:19,227 but maybe I can. 442 00:17:19,228 --> 00:17:22,399 Maybe it's time I start to use my power to help others. 443 00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:24,467 For the less fortunate, the housebounds. 444 00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:27,169 Even when he's being nice, it's just so smug. 445 00:17:27,269 --> 00:17:29,171 Sass, I will search far and wide, 446 00:17:29,271 --> 00:17:31,307 and I will find someone who's not bound to a property. 447 00:17:31,408 --> 00:17:33,309 I mean, there's got to be others out there like me, 448 00:17:33,410 --> 00:17:34,610 and I'll bring one back to you. 449 00:17:34,611 --> 00:17:37,413 Like some kind of spectral pimp. 450 00:17:37,414 --> 00:17:39,280 Matchmaker, maybe, is more what I was thinking. 451 00:17:39,281 --> 00:17:41,017 Wait, really, Pete? You'd do that for me? 452 00:17:41,150 --> 00:17:42,284 It would be my honor. 453 00:17:42,385 --> 00:17:44,754 Hey, if you come across any non-housebound 454 00:17:44,854 --> 00:17:46,755 dead Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, could you... 455 00:17:46,756 --> 00:17:48,491 Hey, he's looking for me, man. 456 00:17:48,591 --> 00:17:49,759 I can't put an order in? 457 00:17:49,859 --> 00:17:51,260 I'm just saying, if he sees one. 458 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:54,330 You don't even know what those are. Selfish. 459 00:17:54,431 --> 00:17:57,333 Last call for Samantha? 460 00:17:57,434 --> 00:17:59,335 Samantha? 461 00:18:00,369 --> 00:18:03,605 - Sorry I'm late, I was... - I don't need excuses. 462 00:18:03,606 --> 00:18:05,207 I need excellence. 463 00:18:05,341 --> 00:18:06,409 Yes! 464 00:18:06,509 --> 00:18:08,010 Give 'em hell, Sam! 465 00:18:15,685 --> 00:18:17,186 Oh, dear. She's gonna blow. 466 00:18:17,286 --> 00:18:20,122 And she stress-ate all those Twizzlers earlier. 467 00:18:20,222 --> 00:18:22,091 It's gonna look like a crime scene in here. 468 00:18:25,027 --> 00:18:26,729 Listen to me, Sam. 469 00:18:26,863 --> 00:18:28,797 Forget about all these people watching. 470 00:18:28,798 --> 00:18:31,768 You're just singing to a friend. 471 00:18:34,671 --> 00:18:36,873 ♪ In olden days ♪ 472 00:18:36,973 --> 00:18:38,575 ♪ A glimpse of stocking ♪ 473 00:18:38,675 --> 00:18:41,176 ♪ Was looked on as something shocking ♪ 474 00:18:41,177 --> 00:18:43,212 ♪ But now, God knows ♪ 475 00:18:43,312 --> 00:18:45,848 ♪ Anything goes ♪ 476 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:47,884 ♪ Good authors, too ♪ 477 00:18:47,984 --> 00:18:50,252 ♪ Who once knew better words, now only use ♪ 478 00:18:50,352 --> 00:18:53,890 ♪ Four-letter words, writing prose ♪ 479 00:18:54,023 --> 00:18:56,459 ♪ Anything goes ♪ 480 00:18:58,928 --> 00:19:01,097 ♪ The world has gone mad today ♪ 481 00:19:01,197 --> 00:19:03,532 ♪ And good's bad today and black's white today ♪ 482 00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:04,866 ♪ And day's night today ♪ 483 00:19:04,867 --> 00:19:06,235 ♪ When most guys today ♪ 484 00:19:06,335 --> 00:19:08,036 ♪ That women prize today ♪ 485 00:19:08,037 --> 00:19:09,838 ♪ Are silly gigolos... ♪ 486 00:19:09,839 --> 00:19:11,941 That's my wife. 487 00:19:12,041 --> 00:19:13,876 How you doing, bud? 488 00:19:13,976 --> 00:19:15,277 Ah, I'm fine. 489 00:19:15,377 --> 00:19:17,146 Although it's a little weird being here, 490 00:19:17,246 --> 00:19:19,148 in the same room with my ex. 491 00:19:20,249 --> 00:19:23,019 Talking about Marisa or Jay? 492 00:19:23,886 --> 00:19:25,288 I don't know. 493 00:19:27,089 --> 00:19:29,725 ♪ And though I'm not a great romancer ♪ 494 00:19:29,726 --> 00:19:31,794 ♪ I know that you're bound to answer ♪ 495 00:19:31,894 --> 00:19:34,230 ♪ When I propose ♪ 496 00:19:34,330 --> 00:19:36,031 ♪ Anything goes... ♪ 497 00:19:36,032 --> 00:19:39,367 So, this is Alberta not making it about herself? 498 00:19:39,368 --> 00:19:41,303 Baby steps. 499 00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:03,292 Sam, you really knocked their socks off. 500 00:20:03,392 --> 00:20:04,526 Oh, could you sing it again for us? 501 00:20:04,527 --> 00:20:05,694 Oh, I'd love to, Flower, 502 00:20:05,695 --> 00:20:06,862 but I'm on vocal rest. 503 00:20:06,863 --> 00:20:08,931 We're only halfway through our season. 504 00:20:09,031 --> 00:20:10,800 Of two performances. 505 00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:12,701 Babe, you were incredible. 506 00:20:12,702 --> 00:20:15,805 Sweetie, would you fetch me another hot water with lemon? 507 00:20:15,905 --> 00:20:17,306 I need to soothe my instrument. 508 00:20:17,439 --> 00:20:19,875 Alberta, I fear you've created a monster. 509 00:20:19,876 --> 00:20:21,544 She's insufferable. 510 00:20:22,645 --> 00:20:23,913 I'm so proud. 511 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:30,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 37526

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