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In-calls creep me out.
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- Thanks for letting
me come over.
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- It won't be cheap.
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This one might be an
actual confession,
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I really messed up.
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An in-call is when
they come to you,
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as opposed to an out-call,
where you go to them.
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An in-call can mean disaster
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if the guy takes
his time leaving,
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or gets obsessed, and
decides to show up randomly,
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which is called a
get-the-fuck-out call.
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- Nice place.
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Who's this?
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- Look, we could have small talk
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where you lie to
me about your life,
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and I lie to you about who
that is in that picture,
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or we could go to the bedroom,
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where I could pound
the shit out of you
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like the worthless piece
of shit that you are.
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Let's do the second
one.
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- There's the mortgage, sir.
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- Thanks.
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- You want to talk about it?
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About what?
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- Clearly you're
steamed about something.
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- What do you wanna
be when you grow up?
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- I'm not in the mood
to argue about my job,
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actually, I'm never in the
mood to argue about my job.
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- No, it's my job.
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I had an especially shitty day
of my shitty especially job.
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- Sorry.
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- And you know what,
I'm a grown-ass man,
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and I don't know
what I want to be.
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- Neither do I.
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- How far into your thirties
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before it stops being about
what you're going to be
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and just starts being,
that's what you are?
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Like, when do you give up
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and just accept you're not
going to be anything else?
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I'm a fucking accounts
payable specialist,
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that's what I am.
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For me, the next step, head
accounts payable specialist.
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And then maybe someday,
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if I'm super lucky and
the right people die,
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vice president of
accounts payable.
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- It's never too late to
change things, Andrew.
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- I think you're wrong, I
think it's awful too late.
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- Always eat shirtless,
you eat less that way.
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- I hardly count this as eating.
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- You know that movie
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where the popular girl
takes the weird girl,
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and gives her a makeover,
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and teaches her how
to be popular too?
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- Are you talking
about "Clueless"?
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- Hmm, haven't heard of it.
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Anyway, they should
make a movie like that,
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but with gay prostitutes.
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- That looks disgusting.
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- Good. You'll eat less of it.
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- Aren't you gonna
ask me what I want?
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- I already know what you want.
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- Are you sure?
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- You want to be pushed around.
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That's why you keep coming back,
you were born to be abused.
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- Yes, sir.
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- You love dirty talk.
- Yeah.
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Tell me how nasty I am.
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- Don't you fucking tell me
what to do, I'll tell you.
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- Yes, sir.
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- Take off my pants.
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- But I do have one
request this time.
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- You know what kills me?
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The longer I stay at this job,
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the less chance I have at
ever doing anything else.
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It's like the skills I've
learned here are useless
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in the real world.
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- Everyone has accounts
that need to be paid.
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- I mean, after the
apocalypse, when they go around
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asking all the survivors
what their skills are,
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I'll be useless.
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- So that's your definition
of the real world,
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how helpful you'll be
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in a post-apocalyptic
dystopian future?
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- Yes. Everything
else is superficial.
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- So what skills would
make you feel more useful?
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- And we're back
at the beginning.
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What I want to be, I don't know,
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just
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not this.
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- Sorry.
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- I gotta get ready for my date.
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Oh yeah, oh yeah.
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Yes, sir. Please, sir.
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Ah, do it.
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- I'll call you
whatever I want, bitch.
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- No, for real, I
need you to do it.
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- Look man, I'm sorry,
it's just not my thing.
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- No, but it's my thing,
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and it's why I'm paying you
a hell of a lot of money,
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so I need you to fuck my brains
out, treat me like I'm dirt
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and call me a.
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- For the first time in my life,
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I didn't have a clever comeback.
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- Question for you.
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- All right.
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- If you could have any
job, skills don't matter,
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don't need connections,
what would it be?
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- I'm not stupid,
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that's the same question
slightly rephrased.
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I don't need to be tricked
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into figuring out
what I want to do,
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I literally don't know.
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- Okay, you're right, that
was a stupid question.
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How about this, you
win the lottery,
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you're set for life,
but not super rich,
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you don't have to work, what
do you do with your days?
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- I don't know,
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hang out, I guess.
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- Hang out?
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- I don't know.
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- What does that even mean?
When is one not hanging out?
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- I don't know.
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See? I'm useless.
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This isn't making
me feel any better.
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- Okay. I'm sorry.
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- It's, it's just
not my word to say.
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- You got that right,
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but I'm not asking you to put
it in your regular rotation,
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I just need it here, and now.
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- Why?
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What happened to you?
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- Don't look at me like
that, don't psychoanalyze me,
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I do it for the same
reason I hire you,
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because it is forbidden
and it's sexy.
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I don't know why it's part
of my fantasy, but it is.
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- Look man, it's racist.
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- You called me a
worthless faggot.
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- We can call each other that.
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- X, a couple of minutes
ago you called me a bitch.
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- So?
- It's sexist.
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You'll use a gay slur
and a slur against women,
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but you won't call me
a on my dime.
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- It's different.
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- So if a person
of any other race,
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as part of their fantasy,
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wanted you to call them
a slur about that race,
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you would deny them?
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- He had me.
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Oh god, the number
of Nazi fantasies
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I've been asked to fulfill.
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- Well...
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- But because I'm black,
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you're going to refuse to
give me the same service
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you would give to a
person of any other race.
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- Just to make sure
I'm crystal clear,
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you are saying
that I'd be racist
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if I didn't call you the N word?
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If I did this,
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was I just contributing
to his shit?
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I wanted to fuck
the shit out of him,
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not fuck it deeper into him.
162
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- Well,
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it's only fit.
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- I know what you'd do,
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If you won the lottery, I know
what you'd do with your days.
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- Oh yeah, what's that?
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- Oh, you'd fuck around,
play video games, get fat.
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But that'd only last
for a few weeks, months,
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because you get bored,
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so you'd get out and
volunteer, and knowing you,
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it'd be for some
community organization
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for fucking LGBTQIAA
Youth of color.
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And ironically, you'd
end up helping these kids
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figure out the one thing you
can't figure out for yourself,
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what to do with their lives.
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- You know,
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I hope that's what I would do.
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I like that you
think that about me.
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- Have a fun date.
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You gonna be out late?
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- Very late. Date number five.
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- Wow, five-date
rule's back in effect.
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- Barely.
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I almost let 'em taste
it last weekend.
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What about you?
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- Uh,
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working.
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- You need to rethink
your policy on in-calls
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if you wanna maximize
your earning potential.
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- I told you, I have a roommate.
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Yes, I met him.
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X's ex, hurray.
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Well, book around him. He
seems like he gets out.
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- Why my place? I just
don't see the need.
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- Sometimes clients
want certain things
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that they can't have
their neighbors hearing.
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Plus, if they book a hotel room
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that's just less
money you're getting.
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- If they don't want their
neighbors to hear their shit,
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why would I want mine?
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- Because you're like me,
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you don't give a shit
what your neighbors think.
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In fact,
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you kind of want them to
think weird stuff about you.
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Oh, yes, ugh, fuck me with
your two-headed cock.
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- Why do I think you already
have someone in mind?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
208
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Yeah, say it. Say it, sir.
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Say it.
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- Take it.
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- Say it.
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Take it, you fucking.
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- Say it again. Say it.
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Yes I am.
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Say it louder.
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Ah, yes.
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Liberating, isn't it?
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Fucking.
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I wanted
you since day one.
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We almost got it on
date four.
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- What was that?
- Oh shit, it's my roommate.
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Yes.
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- The James Dean tap you
once mentioned dating,
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but it's over now?
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Very over, as you can tell.
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We'll just be really quiet
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Sir. Yes.
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Fucking take it.
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00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,338
Oh, yes.
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- Did he just say?
- No.
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Take it you
fucking.
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- Your James Dean sounds
more like Paula Deen.
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- Marcus, I don't know
what that's about.
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- I'm sorry, I gotta go.
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- Why?
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- Because if I stay I'll go
to jail for beating his ass.
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Yes!
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- Oh, yes, yes, yes.
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- Oh God, dude, I came,
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don't say that after
I got off, man.
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