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- Who's the most famous
person you've ever fucked?
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Was it an actor, a politician?
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Or maybe he was a priest.
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The priciest suite in the place.
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Maybe Chayce finally
came through.
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Did he hire two of us?
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- What?
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No, come inside.
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- That'll cost extra.
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So you're really
not a second escort?
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- So you don't recognize me?
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- Sorry, who are you?
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It's the kind of trick
every hustler dreams about.
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And most of them lie
about, a celebrity.
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- Larry Shippers,
your gay best friend
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and 5 million subs to this week.
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Of course, a YouTuber.
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The biggest type of celebrity
Chayce could think of.
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- Nice to meet you.
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- Call me X.
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As stealth as Chayce
was, I figured you'd be
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a closeted actor.
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- I'm the opposite of closeted.
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I post anything and
everything about my life
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and people tune in to watch.
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We develop a relationship,
sort of like a virtual
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best friend or boyfriend.
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- Providing a
boyfriend experience
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is something that
we share in common.
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It used to be when a celebrity
called a person like me,
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he was a closet case.
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This is a first for me.
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- I just wanna build a
roster of 10 to 12 clients
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and leave it at that.
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- You don't know the first
thing about hustling, do you?
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- Excuse me?
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- Look, I know you're annoyed
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that I'm not finding
you better stuff,
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but you have to help too.
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You're literally
nobody in this town.
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- Actually, I'm figuratively
nobody in this town.
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Now that I think about,
doesn't sound that much better.
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- I'm serious, you need
better branding, my friend.
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- Branding?
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Why would I wanna brand myself
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when the whole point of
doing something illegal
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is to keep a low profile?
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- It's low profile,
not no profile.
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It's like pizza.
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You need to have a brand.
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Nobody ever says let's get
pizza, I don't care what kind.
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- It does wonders
for your confidence
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when a kid who is
better at what you do
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than you are compares
you to pizza.
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- See, this is my only fan's
profile, 200 subscribers.
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My Instagram, 30,000 followers.
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I just post underwear pics
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and these random
guys message me.
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One of my junior high
teachers messaged me.
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Look, Andy Cohen
wanted to know, "Sup?"
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- So you advertise
your toppings?
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- No, I'm creating a persona.
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If guys know who you
are, they want a slice.
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Guys are willing to pay more
for a slightly less hot guy
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if they have a fantasy
built up around you.
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What social media do you do?
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Facebook?
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- Nothing, I do
anti-social media.
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- Then we gotta
get you on Rent Me.
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We say you're 26.
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No face pic until
you tan some more.
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We hype you up as Seattle's
most in-demand top.
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New to LA, and we ask
for premium rates.
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The more stupid
expensive you are
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the more the serious
clients want you.
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- I'd always avoided
public stuff like Rent Me.
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I'm not a fame whore.
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Just a whore whore.
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Those underwear
are very specific.
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Yeah,
they were free.
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I, I don't even
post underwear pics
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but they keep sending 'em.
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So, don't worry, they come off.
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- Either way, I can
work around them.
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- The hotel's free too.
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As long as I make
a post about that.
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- Sounds like you get a
lot of things for free.
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You do realize that I'm not.
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- Don't worry, I could
definitely afford to pay you.
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- From all the YouTube ads?
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- Listen, it's cool you
don't understand what I do.
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I mean, you're not
exactly my target demo.
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Most of my followers are
teenage girls and gay boys.
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And a few creepers.
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A few, a few million creepers.
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- So you could have anybody.
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Why me?
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Why not Chayce?
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- Chayce didn't tell you?
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I'm, I'm into older guys.
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- Older?
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- You're young for me.
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I usually like guys
that are older than 45.
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- He told you I was 45?
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He probably thinks
I was at Stonewall.
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So all the secrecy is
because you don't want
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everybody out there
in the world to know
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that you're into creepers.
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I think that's
what you called us.
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- It's just everything's
so public these days.
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Everything I do gets posted
to D-Listed or Vicious Gossip.
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When I'm shirtless,
it's everywhere
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with thousands of comments
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about every square
inch of my body.
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I just, I just want something
to be private for a change.
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My parents are just now
coming around to me being gay.
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And that was a long road.
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I just think them
seeing me with someone
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literally my dad's
age, I don't know,
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I just need a beat
before we get there.
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So you are a
closeted actor after all.
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- I mean, aren't all of us?
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About something?
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- Oh, hi.
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Sorry, am I interrupting?
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- No, hi.
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- He's just a friend
and he's just leaving.
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- Okay, I'm Andrew.
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- I'm Chayce, with a y.
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As in, why don't you join us?
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- Is he for real?
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- Pizza box, twink
with his legs spread,
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are you shooting porn?
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- We are not shooting porn!
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- Although we should
talk about this X.
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Again, branding.
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And I'm not a twink.
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I'm just young.
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- Who is this person?
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- I'm his pimp.
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Let me know if you wanna work.
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I could totally book you solid.
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- Okay, this is worse
than walking in on sex.
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Let let me know next time
you have this toddler over.
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- Ooh, she's a bad witch.
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- You know I have to live
with that person, right?
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- Who cares?
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I don't.
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- Negative, Prep,
or undetectable?
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Do you bottom often?
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- Those are all good questions.
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I'm negative.
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I'm on Prep.
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And I always wear a condom.
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And I don't bottom a lot.
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Actually ever, outside
of my last relationship.
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- Well, I told Chayce
I'm more of a top.
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- Oh, well, tops don't
say they're more of a top.
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- I don't think it's my thing.
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- Trust me, it's your thing.
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I have bottom-dar.
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- I just, I don't
see myself that way.
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- That's homophobic bull.
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And if we're doing it right,
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you won't see yourself at all.
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- I mean, I'm not
totally against the idea.
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But you can't tell anyone.
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- Being worried about
people finding out
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that you're a bottom, that
is just another closet.
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- Okay.
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- Upload in progress.
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You know I made a shit-ton
of money without ever
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taking out a single ad.
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- Stop thinking
of this as an ad.
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This is foreplay.
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- It's not very intimate.
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- Not yet.
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Take off your clothes.
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- I'm flattered, but.
- Right.
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No, we're gonna
take some pictures.
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- For the internet?
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- Is there any other
reason to take pictures?
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- He's not so much
a pimp as a pimple.
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Strategically-lit profile pics
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isn't exactly how I see myself.
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- Yeah, well nobody really
sees you as anything right now.
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Look, people used to be all
about mysterious anonymous sex
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with random cowboys
they'd never see again.
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They thought it was hot.
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But times have changed.
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It wasn't just the gays
who came out of the closet.
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The whole world did.
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Everyone shows
everybody everything.
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The best version of what you
want is just a click away.
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So why fuck someone anonymous
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when you can fuck
someone famous?
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You don't have to pay
some homeless drug addict
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to suck you off when
you can just log on
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and order a goddamn porn star.
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Now take off that ugly shirt
and let's take some pictures.
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- But sometimes I
fucking love this kid.
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Yes, sir.
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- Is that hair on your back?
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- That was.
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Daddy.
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Okay, maybe I'm starting
to like being called daddy.
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Or maybe I'm just learning
to turn the other cheek.
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Here, I'll
show you how easy it is
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to be a YouTube star, just
talk, it's not that hard.
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- Hi.
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Call me X.
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- Okay, maybe that is
harder than I thought.
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Well, I learned a
lot from you anyways.
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- Maybe next semester,
I'll fist you.
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- I'll call Chayce
next time I'm in town.
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I have this fan event I'm doing,
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and you're definitely
my biggest backer.
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Oh.
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Take this.
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Branding.
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- If Andrew comes
home, he'll flip out
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when he realizes
there's shaving cream
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all over this stupid
couch we've owned forever.
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- Hold still.
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You're not that hairy, but you
do not show up on this date
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I'm sending you on, ungroomed.
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- I hope it's as
exciting as the last one.
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God, I never knew I
could pee so much.
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- Hey, you got paid to
do what you have to do
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every day anyway.
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Plus that guy was
an influencer, John.
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He works at a studio and knows
a lot of potential clients.
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I'm building you
up as an A-lister.
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- I feel more like a P-lister
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- Man, you never quit
with the dad jokes.
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You are gonna love this, John.
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He'll be good for you.
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I always got nervous
when Chayce talked up a client.
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The ones he said
would be good for me
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were usually chosen to teach me
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some kind of lesson
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that made sense in his
warped little mind.
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- Okay.
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I texted you the address.
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Be there by five.
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Just go straight up to the room.
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You are not allowed
to be seen going in.
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Got it?
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- I think I got it, Mom.
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Who is this client anyway?
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- Let's just say this
guy's gonna teach you
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a little something
about branding.
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- As long as it's not
the same kind of branding
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they do to cows.
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- I love you, Larry Shippers.
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- Thanks, how long
have you been in here?
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- I won't say
anything, I promise.
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00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,977
I just wanted a
selfie for my profile.
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My friend is gonna shit
and die when she sees this.
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00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,782
- Hashtag goals.
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00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:58,551
- What do I do?
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- Just do what you do best.
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00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:01,788
Be yourself.
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00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,228
- All right, let's do a selfie.
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00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,501
- What?
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00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:16,703
- Do you mind taking it?
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00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:25,178
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