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♪ Let's dance

It's been 10 years
since my last confession.

That means it's been 10 years
since I've been paid to fuck.

Lucky for you, I'm single
now and I need a job,

which means more
confessions for you.

Let's start with
rule number one.

Every door requires
a different fantasy.

So until you know what
that is, be a blank canvas.

Can I help you?

- Actually, I'm
here to help you.

- Um, I was just expecting
someone a little more.

- Dressed like a cop?

- Yeah.
- We don't do that anymore.

- What's your name?

- Since confessions are
supposed to be anonymous,

call me X.

Come on in, X.

This bachelor party,
sorry, bachelor's party,

is a regular fairy tale.

Lots of fairy, lots of tail.

I don't like group scenes,

especially when the
other boys for hire

look like they should have
paper routes instead of Johns.

Oh, who said romance is dead?

- You're cute.

I'll give you a discount.

- You're cute too, but I'd
still charge you full price.

- Hey, how's it going?

- Not great, but the
night is still young,

so plenty of time
for it to get worse.

- The bachelor party
we threw my brother

had ladies shooting whiffle
balls, you know, out.

This one's more up my alley.

- Am I more up your alley?

- You? Sure.

I love daddies.

- Oh, daddy, my
new favorite word.

And from a guy who's old enough
to be my, okay, my brother.

- You want to go
halfsies on a stripper?

I hear they're all hustlers.

- You heard right.

- Let's get this
bachelor party started.

- You're late.

I had this date
that could not finish,

and, well, duty calls.

You look pissy and unattractive.

Walk with me.

Rule number
two, don't be late.

Time is money.

This kid makes me feel
like the oldest person

in the oldest profession,

but maybe I can teach
him a thing or two.

Like rule number three,

keep your work life
and your home life

completely, utterly,
absolutely separated.

- X, you're very early.

- Shh, sorry, I forgot.

- Can you unforget and leave?

- Can I just go to my room?

- I'm sorry, this
is really awkward.

I think I should go.
- Yeah, if you wouldn't mind.

- No, you really shouldn't.

- Oh, I get it, can't
go until you come.

I'll be back when
I'm supposed to.

- Midnight!

After seven
years together,

Andrew and I didn't get the itch

but we stopped
scratching each other.

Gotta change that.

After 10 years we just gave up.

Well, I did.

I called it off because
I knew he wasn't happy

and it's not like I was,

but I don't think
happy is a word

that will ever describe me.

So I came back to
the only job I know.

I thought I'd be received
like a Disney movie

that's been in the
vault for years

and is finally
available to stream.

But I'm just another
guy willing to have sex

for money in LA,

the capital of guys willing
to have sex for money.

- You cannot come to
someone's bachelor party

to go-go looking like
someone's cool mom.

- I can do this myself.

I've been undressing since you
were still in the placenta.

- I met Chayce at a
very kinky cattle call

at a house in the Hills.

It was my first job in LA.

The geezer on the
Martha Stewart bedspread

pays five dudes to try
on and take off clothes.

He dismisses us one by one

until he is down
to the last dude

who gets to stay and
be licked all over

while he masturbates
for a ton of cash.

It's "American Idol" with dicks.

I made it to the final round,
but Chayce beat me out.

I'm not a lap dance kind of guy.

I'm a hustler.

I don't do The Hustle.

- I don't even know what that-

- It's a dance.

- I'm hearing, "I'm
not a good dancer."

- I just don't like
wasting my time.

We're gonna end up
spending our entire night

giving lap dances
to a bunch of drunks

who'll give us a dollar here
and a dollar you know where.

- You have to break out
of this old school hooker mode

and get with the times.

If you do some dry humping now,

you'll end up doing
some wet humping later.

Not just for dollar bills.

These guys are drunk,
horny, and rich.

Okay, maybe I'm not
teaching Chayce anything at all.

Maybe he's teaching me.

Maybe I'm not even
good at this anymore.

- Good night, sexy.
- Good night.

Tell me you didn't come home
early on purpose, stalker.

- No, our timing's just off.

- My timing's fine,
your timing is off.

This is not gonna work if you
don't respect the boundaries.

- Boundaries is just a pleasant
word for saying hangups.

- You are such a selfish prick.

- Most pricks are
pretty selfish.

- You act like it was a
mutual decision to split up,

but it was your call.

At least give me enough
space to be over you.

I haven't
mellowed with age.

I've just aged with age.

- Two songs.
- It's 40 bucks.

You told me to tell you
when it was two songs.

- Yes, yes, daddy, two.

- That should cost
you an extra 20 bucks

but I'll let it slide this time.

It didn't feel sanitary eating
cake while gay married guys

were getting lap
dances all around me,

but I was fucking starving.

Chayce made me skip
lunch so I'd have abs.

He showed me how to spray
tan fake ones on,

so why did I need real ones?

- Checking out my ass?

- No, it's literally
everywhere I look.

- Yeah, I hear
what you're saying.

- No wonder you're
making so much money.

You could literally lap
dance a guy standing up

with that thing.

- I'm still hearing
what you're saying.

- Seriously, you must
be the Ass Guy of LA.

- I'll admit I'm
famous for my ass.

I got a place to sleep, food,

and not the worst car in
the world because of my ass,

and because I have
all those things,

I even got a hot girlfriend
so it even brought me that.

- Wow, so your gay ass brought
you a straight girlfriend?

Does she like it
as much as guys do?

- I'll tell you a story.

No, she doesn't.

- That is a great story.

- I asked her one time, you
know, "Do you like my ass?"

And she got all quiet and
she's like, she's like,

"I don't know."

And I go, "What's
wrong with it?"

She doesn't know that guy's
paid me to do stuff with it,

but she's all like, "I
don't know if I like being

"with a guy that has
a better ass than me."

- That's, that's touching.
- X!

Hey, you're needed
in the bedroom.

Say goodbye, papi.

- Goodbye, papi.

- Sorry I called
you a selfish prick.

- I'm sorry for being such
a perfect example of one.

- I'm serious, X, I
can't handle this,

this living situation if you're
gonna ignore the schedule.

I need space.

- Our house payment is lower

than any rental
situation these days

so living together
makes sense financially.

Look, I'm sorry, I told you
I forgot the time.

- You never forget the time.

You're the most
obsessive-compulsively punctual

person I know.

"Time is money," remember?

- It won't happen again.

My night was especially hard.

- It's like I'm living
with a human pun.

You don't even do it
on purpose anymore.

- No, seriously, my night
was really annoying.

I just want to eat my
cereal in, in peace.

- Okay, but just so you know,
your cereal wasn't free.

Just because you
wouldn't be caught dead

in that Gelson's doesn't mean

you don't have to
chip in around here.

- How much do I owe you?

- I don't even want to know.

- You don't wanna know,
but you already do.

- Oh my god, yes, yes.

- Wait, mister, hard
as it is to believe,

it's been an hour already.

- So?

- We can keep going if you
like, but there's two of us.

So it's costing double on
top of the appearance fees.

- Ooh.

Yeah, uh,
maybe I should go see my guests.

- Isn't that guy you're
marrying still out there?

He can take care of him.

I saw him out on the den.

He looked pretty busy.

- Oh, um, you know what, X,

why don't you go out there and,

and entertain the party for
like another half hour, tops?

- Really?

I mean it's,
I-I'm not saying like,

he's cuter or anything.

I mean, it's just that
like you've been giving me

this very sex negative vibe and,

and I feel very judged and I
want to like have this freedom.

So.

- You know what, it's,
it's totally fine.

I'll let Chayce close.

- Thank you, thank
you, thank you.

It's also, things are a
little tight right now,

with the wedding and
the honeymoon in Bali,

and the currency
exchange is like a lot.

- It's, it's no problem.
- Thanks.

I'll pay you guys later.

And now, mijo, come on.

- Oh, okay.

The only
thing these daddies

and boys have in common are
square pegs, round holes,

and the determination
to make them fit.

It's like with me and Chayce,

just the fact that he
was born with the name,

Chayce with a Y,

nobody named their kid that

before two thousand
fucking five!

Sebastian was
right, I am judging.

- Hey, stranger.

- I'm not doing any more dances.

- Oh, I wasn't. That's not.

- It's okay. I'm sorry.

- I don't know why,

I just wanted you to know I'm
not normally the kind of guy

who gets lap dances.

I, I'm married and while
all of this is very fun,

it's just not my thing.

But if it were my thing,

I would spend a lot
more twenties on you.

- So I'm your thing, huh?

- Well, I've never
really been into twinks.

- Just daddies like me?

- I didn't mean that.

You're not a daddy, you're
just, you're just an adult.

- Ah, so you're
not into the kids?

- No, they're gorgeous.

It's not an either or thing.

It's just if I was gonna
pick an ideal for myself,

he would have some chest hair.

- So how long have
you been married?

- Oh, we've been quote unquote
married for about 13 years.

And then we were in that
first batch of Prop 8 couples

that got real
married right away.

- If you guys were
together for so long

why'd you feel the need
to get real married?

- It meant a lot to us.

We, we wouldn't have
done it if it didn't.

Are you married?

I'm mean to a guy or, or a girl?

I know some sex workers
are really straight.

- No, I'm gay and
I'm not married.

Although I was with
someone for longer than

some couples are married.

But it didn't work out.

- What happened?

- I think our
timing was just off.

Look,

why don't you take my number?

'Cause even though you said
you're not into all this

we had a good time, right?

And I think we could
have an even better time

if it was just one-on-one.

And lucky for you, I'm
not getting any younger.

I won't tell your husband.

- I actually, I already
got your information

from that other dancer.

Chayce, I think is his name.

This is the exact moment
I realized I had a pimp.

Chayce was helping me just so
he could make money off me.

This kid was running my life.