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you will have the most undeniable sexual experience ever.

It's like you knew we had something to celebrate.

I'm excited to see how perfect you are.

What do you think?

It definitely felt good.

Cheers to that one.

A glass of wine.

It's so good,

honey.

Aw,

thank you so much.

Yeah,

it is really good,

Carla.

This is homemade dressing.

Yeah,

are you really?

Yeah,

she's a little Susie homemaker over here.

I mean,

you work all day.

It's the least I can do for you,

baby.

Aw,

you're so sweet.

Aw,

you all are too cute.

I got myself a good woman.

I'm just lucky I married such an amazing businesswoman.

I mean,

you both are incredible at what you do.

Seriously.

Aw,

thank you.

Well,

it took a lot for us to go out on our own,

but I'm really proud.

I mean,

it took a lot.

It's good.

Business is good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Pretty awesome how you guys got out from under your jerk ex-husband.

Ugh,

he was the worst.

He really was.

Yeah.

Have you treated her like crap?

Well,

you're here now.

Yeah,

that's true.

I'm here.

Much better.

Away from him.

And your numbers are amazing.

Why,

thank you.

I tried.

It's mutual effort,

I have to say.

I couldn't ask for a better partner.

Me either.

I'm really glad y'all had me over again.

Of course.

We love having you over.

We should do this more often.

Anytime.

Dinner's delicious,

babe.

Thanks.

No,

it is really good,

Carla.

Aw.

Such a good cook.

You guys.

I mean,

you work all day long.

It's the least I can do is help take care of you.

Aw.

You're such a sweetie.

Me too,

I'm so cute.

I got really lucky having such an amazing wife.

I'm the lucky one.

Just glad Georgia was able to come over and finally meet you after all this time.

Yeah,

seriously.

I mean,

how long have we been trying to get you over here for dinner?

Like,

years you guys have been partners?

Seriously.

It'll be almost two years.

I think,

yeah,

almost.

Time just flies.

Has it really been that long since you started the new business?

It's crazy.

Yeah,

it's crazy.

Business is good,

so.

How did you guys start everything up again?

You never told me.

well um it's interesting because,

let's see,

she used to actually,

well,

I was her boss.

Oh,

I didn't know that.

She was my boss.

Yeah,

she was my secretary at,

actually,

her husband's company.

Her ex-husband's company what oh my God.

I've never heard about this.

Wow.

Yeah,

and,

um,

Basically,

he treated her like crap,

didn't believe in her at all or any of her abilities,

which she has many.

Of course.

So we just decided,

fuck it,

and let's do this on our own.

The rest is history.

Yeah.

This is great.

And she's been amazing.

Yeah.

I mean,

look at the numbers.

We work well together,

so.

Yeah,

absolutely.

It's a team effort here.

That's great.

Oh.

Wow.

She really showed me the ropes,

you know what I mean,

in the beginning.

Right.

Didn't have a clue what I was doing.

Oh,

she's a fast learner.

We're all lucky to have Sam early.

Carla,

you're such a good cook.

I'm stuffed.

Are you guys all done?

That was amazing,

man.

Yeah,

I'm good.

Okay.

Well,

how's about I whip us up some dessert or something?

I mean I don't know.

I'm good.

I'm stuffed.

Well,

how about just some fruit,

then?

Yeah,

fruit sounds good.

Okay,

cool.

I'll be right back,

ladies.

Ooh,

did you ever get that TPS report out to Jodi?

Yes,

I did,

but I just got it.

It was a bit late,

but I got it.

Oh,

okay.

Well,

then she should have it.

Hold on.

No,

she's usually pretty quick.

I like her.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

yeah,

she got it,

but something's not right.

Shit,

I'm going to have to go take care of this.

Yeah,

I'm just going to go get on the computer and contact her.

I'll be here.

All right,

cool.

Thanks for coming for dinner.

Thanks for having me.

What?

Oh my God,

Georgia,

what are you doing?

Whoa,

oh my gosh,

Sin is right out there.

Do you think I care?

I don't know.

I don't know,

what are you,

you guys are,

what?

You guys are really close business colleagues.

What are you doing?

Oh my God.

Oh,

okay.

I don't think I was just going to let you be in here without me.

No,

what?

Someone's parading you through the house with your little fucking watch.

I can't have a taste.

Are you kidding?

Are you?

I don't even.

Oh my God.

Oh,

you're so Oh,

you're so I didn't know you were like this.

Oh,

my gosh.

You seem like such a nice,

friendly person.

You think I couldn't get a taste of it?

I don't know.

Take it if I want it.

I just Oh,

my God.

You are my wife's closest business colleague.

You can Okay,

but you can't I can get We can't We cannot Oh,

my God.

We can't do this.

Just

We should Can we just talk about this?

I didn't I didn't Oh,

my God.

Holy shit!

Oh,

God.

Okay,

we should probably stop,

you know?

No,

we're not stopping.

Okay,

but we really,

this is like the worst thing we could do to send.

She's like right upstairs.

I don't care.

And she's a good wife.

And,

oh,

my God,

she's always been so good to me.

She knew what she was doing,

raiding you through here.

She knows I was going to take it.

No.

She gets.

What?

She does?

She knew that?

I don't think so.

She should have.

I don't think so.

I mean,

we all We're all just friends.

Oh,

my God.

I've always found you super attractive,

I'm not gonna lie,

but I mean,

she would kill me if she came in here right now and she could come in at any moment.

She could be here and she would be devastated.

Oh,

it's so wrong.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Holy shit.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Holy shit.

What's happening?

What's happening?

Jesus.

Fuck.

What is she

What did you just do?

Oh my God.

Holy shit.

Oh my God.

Anybody want some fruit?

Sorry about that.

It's okay.

What happened?

Oh,

there was just a crisis at work,

so I got it taken care of.

It's pretty figured out?

Yeah,

yeah.

She'll be able to take care of it.

Yeah,

I like her.

She does her job well.

Yeah.

Oh,

baby.

What?

They're easy to peel.

No,

they're not.

I don't have any fingernails.

Lesbian,

remember?

Well,

I have fingernails and I'm a lesbian.

Jeez.

It's like that.

It's easy.

I'll just take yours.

So cute.

Oh,

God.

It's Jodi again.

She's still having problems with those TPS reports.

I gotta call her.

She's gonna be able to figure it out.

Yeah,

you probably should.

Oh,

baby,

can't wait till after?

Oops,

oops.

I'm getting it.

I don't think it's a good idea.

We shouldn't,

we shouldn't do this.

She's just in the other room.

She could come back any second.

I don't care.

She'd be so upset.

Oh my god.

Oh god.

My wife's business partner and she likes you so much.

I don't want to mess things up.

I do.

I'm the one that fucked up my marriage.

Fuck.

Oh my God,

she's gonna be right back.

She's gonna be right back.

Oh my God,

how do you keep doing that?

How do you keep doing that?

Holy shit.

We really can't do this.

Why not?

Oh my gosh.

Oh my god,

I wish that you guys were friends.

Don't do this to your friend.

How?

I don't think she did.

Oh my god,

oh my god,

oh my god,

oh my god.

I can't,

I can't,

I can't.

Oh my God,

oh my God,

oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

I need to clean my closet.

We should leave her alone.

I need her to come in and notice that the floor is going to be open.

Fuck your floor.

I cleaned it today and mopped and made it all nice so that you would be clean.

I can't.

I should leave it.

I should leave it.

Oh my god.

No.

Fuck.

So bad,

so bad.

Oh my God,

she would be so upset if she came in right now.

She could come in at any minute.

She's just writing an email.

Oh my God.

We should,

we should,

we should.

Shh.

I like you better when you're silent.

You're a good cook,

though.

Oh,

my God.

What did you do?

You made such a mess of my whole life.

We should just sit down and just eat the fruit and not get me in trouble with my wife.

She's always been so good to me.

Oh my God,

that's so good.

Oh my God,

oh my God,

yes.

Oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh.

That's so bad.

It's so wrong.

Oh my gosh,

she'll be so mad.

She's gonna be so mad at me.

Shh.

Shh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I don't care if she comes back.

That's what she did to me.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I thought you guys were good friends and business partners.

You're not supposed to fuck your business partner's wife.

She was my boss and she took advantage of me.

Oh,

no.

Oh,

no.

Fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Please.

Please.

Shh.

I lost my marriage and my job all in one day because of your wife.

I didn't know.

I didn't know.

I'm sorry.

I still shouldn't do this.

I'm sure you didn't mean to.

You're making it up for her.

It's your wifely duties.

Bye.

Oh my god,

I just knocked this floor.

Oh my god.

It's so dirty.

I need to come everywhere.

My poor wife's just upstairs answering an email.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

It's so hot,

it's so hot.

She can't come back down any minute.

Georgia!

Carla!

Where'd you go?

Carla!

Carla!

What is this big mess here?

Carla!

Where did you guys go?

Carla!

Fuck,

she almost saw us.

She almost caught us.

I don't know how she didn't see us.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

my God.

You shouldn't get Oh,

no.

Oh,

my God.

We should both not be naked right now.

Fuck no,

leave him alone,

leave him alone.

I just,

I don't think,

I don't think it's a good idea.

I don't think it's,

oh no,

I don't think I feel like,

oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah.

You can see.

Oh,

my God.

Yeah,

just like that.

Oh

Just like that.

Yeah.

That was so good.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

yeah,

just like that.

Oh,

yeah,

just like that.

Oh,

yeah,

just like that.

Here.

Here.

Here.

Here.

Here.

Here.

Here.

Here.

Here.

Don't stop.

Don't stop.

Shit!

Oh my god.

Fuck yes.

Are we done?

We should really get our clothes back on.

We can't do this anymore.

Come on.

Yes,

we can.

We really need to put our clothes back on and sit back at the table,

eat some fruit.

Arla!

Where did you guys go?

Georgia!

Where are you guys?

Seriously guys,

it's not funny anymore.

Don't fucking ditch me.

Georgia!

You guys,

come on.

Oh.

Oh.

I shouldn't have put it together.

We have to quit this.

I need to get the clothes back on and get back up on the table.

Oh my gosh,

what are we doing?

We're really going too far.

Come on,

come on,

come on.

We really are.

We have to cut this out.

We have to cut this out.

We cannot do this.

Holy shit,

oh my goodness.

Okay,

that looks super good,

but I really shouldn't be putting my face in it.

But

Oh,

shit.

Oh,

shit.

Shit,

it was okay.

Shit.

Oh shit!

Oh fuck!

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh,

my God!

Fuck!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh,

shit!

Oh,

God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay.

Okay,

let's do it right.

We're finished.

We're finished.

Now we get up and Oh,

no.

I'm not done with you.

Oh,

come on.

Seriously.

Come here.

What else is there to do?

Whine about it like you don't like it.

What else is there to do?

Oh,

come on.

We did everything.

You made me come and you did all the things that you do.

Oh,

no.

Shh.

Oh my gosh.

Take everything out of me,

all the liquid in my body.

I can't.

Oh baby fuck.

Oh baby fuck.

Oh.

Why are you sad?

Okay,

now we're done.

Fuck.

I'm fucking crazy.

Seriously.

Oh,

fuck.

God,

hurry up.

She's gonna be back any second.

Shhh,

seriously.

I'm gagging again.

Fuck.

I can't believe she fucking did that.

Fuck.

Holy shit.

Okay.

Holy shit.

Oh my god,

I think she's coming back.

Fuck.

Shh.

I got my shirt over there.

Oh,

she's totally coming.

There you guys are!

everywhere.

Where did you go?

My lovely wife was showing me around.

You know,

you guys have a great place here.

The landscaping is beautiful.

She told me that you'll decorate it.

We did.

Thank you very much.

I'm proud of us and our little house.

Very lovely wife.

Why is my seat all wet?