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Your last years should be the most enjoyable ones.

That's exactly what we strive for here

at Timeless Acres.

Quality of life is what we give our main focus to,

but variety is right behind it.

Come, make this your new home,

and find your tribe within our residence.

- Okay. - All right.

Well, here you go.

I got all the residents to sign off.

Well, for the most part.

Thank you.

You can consider this your personal film studio

while you're here.

Great. Thank you.

Do I look directly into the camera,

or, like, off to the side a bit?

You can just look at me.

Do you tell me when to start?

You can just start whenever you're feeling ready.

Okay, great.

Yeah.

Your final years should be the most enjoyable ones.

That's exactly what we strive for here

at Timeless Acres.

Boss, we need you.

Can't you see I'm in the middle of something?

I just wanna make sure

-we don't see your mic. -Mmm!

So, talk to me about your feelings

-on the residents here. -Oh, I love them.

I think of each of them as my own Gigi and Bubba.

Well, my own grandparents live across the country,

so, with work, I hardly get to see them.

Being here, I feel like I get to

hang out with them every day.

Boss!

What?

It had babies.

What had babies?

Mrs. Sittler's hamster. There's, like, ten of 'em.

There's, like, one in every drawer of her dresser.

Who in the hell let her have a hamster?

You did.

Uh, remember, two weeks ago,

when her grandkids brought it to her?

I asked you.

Uh--

Can we just cut for a second?

Any favorite resident?

Oh, no, they're all my favorites.

Though, I am a little bit partial to Nana.

Are you comfortable there?

Because that chair is like sitting on a rock.

No, no, I'm-- I'm great.

-This is great. -Okay.

Well, when you can't take it anymore,

grab a pillow from the bed.

- Okay? - I'm good.

Um, okay. Well, let's just start with...

let's start with your name.

Oh, my name is Helen Lewis.

But everybody here calls me Nana.

Which is kind of crazy when you think about it,

because this place is full of grandmothers

and great-grandmothers.

And we've even got two great-great-grandmothers,

but I'm still Nana.

Which, when you think about it,

it's sort of an honor, I guess, you know?

And it carries with it a-- a sort of responsibility

to, you know, lead the herd.

Talk to me about chess.

When did your passion for it come about?

My passion?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is a passion now,

you're right.

Well, but I never used to play.

Uh, my husband, Rich,

he was the big chess player.

He used to love to play my grandson, Andrew.

They had a lot of fun.

And then, after Rich passed away,

I didn't look at a chessboard for a long, long time.

And one day, I don't know why,

but I pulled one out when, uh, Andrew came over,

and we played a game,

and I must have picked up something

all those years of watching,

because... I clobbered him.

Thank you!

Oh, Nana.

-Winner, winner. -Oh, thank you, darling.

And who is this handsome man?

Oh, this is my grandson.

This is Andrew.

-You've met him many times. -Oh, never.

How could I forget this-- this beautiful face?

Hi. Hi, Gladys.

Hi. Okay.

There's my beautiful championship of a woman!

Oh! Darling, you know I came in second place.

Oh, that don't matter to me.

You'll always be my number one baby girl.

Oh, you're so sweet, Jack.

And you know what?

In 11 to 12 days,

my heart medicine gonna kick on in.

Oh, Jack, darling, contain yourself.

There are children present.

We're in an open relationship.

Andrew, Andrew, stop texting.

Your brother will come when he comes.

I'd just like to know what he thought was more important

than actually being there for you today.

Well, it's hard to imagine what could be more important to him

than his grandmother, but apparently there was something.

Come on, come on.

Come into the cafeteria with me.

I'll sport you to a glass of barely drinkable red wine.

-Mmm. -Come on, kid.

Hi, there. Is Abe ready for us?

I don't care. It is creeping me out.

They are on the loose, and they want me to look for them?

I mean, there is no way in hell!

No! Stop it. Are you serious?

Excuse me, do you know if hamsters carry rabies?

My man, how you doing?

I'm good, Jack. How are you?

I'm getting better every day.

Uh, are you getting a little taller or something?

Nope. Same height.

Yeah, how are them bow-wow-wows and them kitties doing?

Vet school is fine.

Three more credits.

We got a doctor in the family.

Congratulations.

Yeah, Nana, we should, uh, we should get you to lie down.

It's been a long day.

I can take a long snooze when I'm dead, kid.

Meanwhile, I'm gonna slip into something more comfortable.

-Ooh! -Don't get any ideas, you.

At least, not yet.

- Okay? - Yeah.

- Ready? - The camera loves you.

- Oh, really? - Yeah.

Thank you! Thank you.

You know, um...

I actually was planning on moving to Los Angeles.

Um, you know, try my hand in TV and movies.

And... yeah.

I was actually planning on going with my boyfriend.

His name is Steve.

We met in middle school.

Yeah. He's a great guy.

I haven't actually seen him in a while. Um...

Well, he went out one night to...

uh, to pick up some Chinese takeout,

and, um,

I don't know, it was like, four months ago. I...

I just paint my surroundings.

I'm in my Blue Period, actually.

We try and allow the residents to take part in the community

in many different ways.

Soup kitchens and canned food drives

are an easy way for them to give back.

Okay, hi, everyone.

Hi. Hi.

Okay, so, uh,

this is our dining hall.

And, uh, hi, Ed.

- Afternoon. - All right.

Where are the canned peaches?

But the Chinese place has, like, amazing orange chicken.

Yeah.

You know what? Honestly, um...

do I have a bug on my face?

Honestly, it's his loss.

I mean, I'm a catch.

Besides, one of the residents here,

um, she used to be a Hollywood actress,

and she's like, "You know what, Jennifer?

You need to use all of this for your acting.

You know what I mean? Like, like, use it, you know?"

She says I have this really, like,

calming presence on screen.

I just, like...

What did I say about racing scooters?

You know, sometimes I can't remember my kids' names or...

where we are, exactly.

But the parts I've played,

I've got 'em all in here.

They're airtight.

Medea. Marta.

Blanche.

They're all still with me.

You know, it all started on stage.

Wow. Look at you.

Well, then I moved on to the studios, of course.

You know about the studio days, don't you?

Well, I-- Actually, I don't.

Well, it's how the pictures got made.

Oh.

But before that, I was just a fresh-faced kid

when Flo Ziegfeld put me up on that stage,

and he said, "Can you show me some moves, kid?"

And I said, "Oh, you bet I can."

Can-can.

- Do you get it? - Uh--

- Do you get it? - Sorta. Yeah.

Let's see if I can remember.

Can-can. Can-can.

Can-can-can. Can-can-can.

Can. That's it. Can-can-can.

Can-can-can.

Oh, my gosh. Um, you should stop.

Kitty! Kitty, wait a second. Stop!

Esther, where are you going, darling?

None of your business.

Well, wait a minute.

Tone of voice, Esther.

Did you not volunteer to write Congressman Carl with us today?

I'm going to the bathroom.

-Oh, that business. -Yeah.

All right, pardonne-moi.

Well, please come back.

Nana, I'm tired of writing.

My hands hurt.

Oh! Wait a minute. I have just the thing for you.

This little baby is a miracle worker.

-What is it? -If you've got arthritis

in your fingers, just give it a try.

-Ow. -Work with it.

Work with it. Esther, listen.

Think about your sister, Vera, over at that place

in Springfield.

The bathrooms are moldy.

The food is swill.

People are choosing death over dinner there.

Come on.

We've gotta light a fire under Congressman Carl's butt,

and keep it burning, until we see some action.

I'm sorry, Nana.

You're right.

In Cuba, I was an accountant with a degree,

and all the things.

But then, uh...

things happened, and we had to leave.

Coming here, they told me my degree no longer worked,

and I no longer had an education.

But, uh, I got married soon,

and then three kids come,

and then the nietos come.

And...

and then I'm an old lady.

Tu sabes.

But the nice people here,

they talked to the community college.

They set me up to take classes again,

and... mira!

I have an education.

So, I just-- I'm losing your eyes in the monitor here.

I just wanna raise that up a little bit.

Yeah, that looks good.

Wait.

-I just need this-- -Son.

When I was 19,

I spent most of that year in a torture camp.

I miss those days.

If one of these hamsters crawls on me,

I'm walking, I'm telling you.

Are there any visitors out here waiting for me?

No, Gladys. Maybe tomorrow.

What are you looking for down here?

Nothing, Gladys. It's fine.

They're back, aren't they?

The rats are back!

Oh!

I mean...

Um, hello.

Hi.

I'm here to see Helen Lewis.

Hi.

Uh... what's your name?

Cody Lewis.

Uh...

Wait a minute.

You're the, um-- you're the-- the guy from the, um--

Gucci ad?

Yeah.

Yeah!

Um, I follow you on the 'gram.

Hmm. That's dope.

I'm Jennifer.

-It's nice to meet you. -Yeah.

Wait, do you follow me, too?

What?

Uh, there's a...

You got a little--

You got a little critter.

Get it off!

Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe.

-Get it off! Get-- get it off! -He's not gonna hurt you.

Oh, Marty.

He's a beautiful man,

whom I just adore.

Excuse me?

He doesn't know it yet,

but he will be mine.

I'll take care of that little wench he's with now.

Something about him just fills me with a fiery passion.

Oh, Marty!

Marty.

Marty, how I yearn for you, my love.

If I can't have him, nobody will.

Mmm! And, scene.

Oh! Oh, oh, thank you.

Oh, dear, uh,

Kitty, why don't we put some clothes on you now?

Come on. Let's go get dressed.

Oh, oh, oh.

-Okay. -Come on.

Um, well, bye-bye.

All right. Good girl.

Let's go.

Cody, where'd you leave your appetite?

On the plane?

Not much room in your stomach with all that tequila, huh?

Cody, you, uh, you got a girl in your life right now?

Which one you wanna know about?

My man.

Darling, darling.

How did that Gap shoot go?

Oh, uh, Gucci, Nana.

Gucci?

Nana, just check his Insta.

He posts about it on the hour, every hour.

Oh, I'm sorry.

We can't all clean up cat piss.

Oh! Uh, gentlemen, could we please not go there?

Sorry, Nana.

Thank you.

What's up, guys? Uh...

Cody Lewis here.

If you follow me on social, you probably know me as CoFlo.

Uh, I do some parties, some private events,

and some DJing here and there.

Most of you all probably know me from my...

runway work.

All right, Tarantino, back up.

It's just an interview.

Tell me about your brother.

Oh, he-- he's just selfish.

But, like, I-- I think most people are awful.

Just...

kinda hoped my brother wouldn't also be awful.

I-- I don't know.

People give me anxiety, I guess,

which is kind of perfect for what I do.

So, this is Ruby, and she's going home today,

aren't we?

And someone's gonna stay away from chocolate,

aren't ya?

Little kids and animals are a bad mix.

Little kids and most things are a bad mix.

Isn't that right? Hi!

Between classes and clinical rotations,

there's basically enough time to, uh,

study, eat,

and sleep when you can.

That's why I'm here on the weekends.

Because I wanna give Nana

at least some of my time every week.

She's always been there for me.

She's, uh-- she's all I got.

We are here with county chess champion,

-Rick Evans. -Give me that, Ed.

He will soon be celebrating his big win today.

How do you feel?

I feel great.

I'd feel even better if you wanted to come

do some celebrating with me off-camera.

Nana, is that the guy you played today?

-You'd know if you'd been there. -Okay

Don't, you guys, let's listen.

The only thing I was worried about

was that old bat I was playing would keel over on me.

What the hell, Nana?

They were just about to show the score of the Yankees game.

They lost, okay? They lost.

You want 'em to win?

Get your butt over to the rosary circle.

We'll add them to our list of prayers.

No cameras!

-I'll see you next week, Nana. -Oh, all right, baby.

-Mwah! -Stay solid, Jack.

Hey, man.

Give me back some good stories, huh?

-You know it! -Cody.

When am I gonna see you again?

Uh, well, uh, next week,

I-- I start shooting this new campaign, but--

Yeah, that's code for he's not gonna be around for a while.

But I'll be the bigger man.

Hop in. I'll give you a ride.

Uh, yeah, that's okay. I'll take an Uber.

Come on, don't be stupid. Save the money.

I'll drop you off on my way home.

I don't want my clothes smelling like dog shit.

Cody, will you take a ride from your brother?

Nana, I'd rather die.

I don't know, I thought you might want a ride

after your DUI.

DUI?

-Oh, Cody. -No--

No, he's...

You're such a dick.

They've been through a lot.

Their mother walked out on them when they were seven and three.

And then their dad, my son,

died six years ago.

She loves those boys so much.

And I know she sees her son inside of each one of them.

And that's gotta hurt, right?

And they just don't get along anymore,

and I know that kills her.

And I don't know what I can do to fix it.

It's gotta be a miracle.

Oh, this smells like feet.

No, it doesn't.

It smells like chamomile.

And it's very good for you, that stuff.

...in the death of county chess champion--

Ooh! Ed! Ed! Ed!

Turn it up!

...recently obtained video footage

from a nearby security camera of the tragic moment.

Viewer discretion is advised.

A tragic day for sure, leaving a community shaken,

and looking for answers.

Back to Peggy in the studio.

-You think? -What?

Francesca, a mob boss.

No! No, that was her husband who was the mob boss,

and he's in Sing Sing now

for the rest of his natural life.

Oh, come on, what?

An old Italian woman running a mob family

from a retirement home?

Um, I think maybe you should wait out here.

She-- she-- she's not comfortable with new people.

Let's just see what she says.

No cameras!

-Ah! -See?

Nana, please forgive me for yelling.

I-- I'm just a very private person.

-Sit, please. -Oh, thank you, thank you.

Oh, uh, no.

No, I-- I think not.

I-- I just took all my pills, and it's not even 10 a.m. yet,

so... okay.

I'll, uh--

Ching ching.

Sing sing.

Mmm.

Mmm! It's very good. It's very good.

Um, Francesca, I don't know if you caught

the morning news today--

Nana, you know who I was talking to yesterday?

Who?

My great-granddaughter, Sofia.

Oh, how is Sofia?

She is perfect, thank you for asking.

And while I was talking to her,

I was thinking about that very generous gift

you made for her last year, for her birthday.

The blanket?

-Yes, the blanket. -Yeah.

The blanket that you sat and stitched for weeks

to surprise me with, to give to Sofia.

Oh, it was nothing.

Nana, don't cheapen your labor.

It was something.

A beautiful creation,

made by a generosity you do not see in most people anymore.

A generosity I have not forgotten.

Thank you. It was a labor of love.

Um, uh, Francesca, you know the fellow I competed with?

Please, you know as much as I would love

to continue this, I really should take a nap.

I had a very late night with my sons last night,

and I should rest.

Oh, okay. Yes, of course.

-Ciao. -Ciao.

And with that unfortunate tragedy,

we now have an opening for a competitor from your county.

We would love to have you compete.

Me? What? Me?

The competition is gonna be on Saturday,

June 13th at the historic Harrisburg Airfield.

Oh, my God, that's in two weeks.

It is a quick timeline, but it's furry convention season

and almost everything is booked throughout June,

so availability was pretty tight.

Uh, that being said, will you join us?

Uh, yes. I will. Yes. Yes.

Fantastic! Great. I am sending all the forms over now,

and we will be in touch.

How do you like them apples?

All right. Hey, guys. Okay.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

It's gonna be great.

To camera, if you...

Oh, it's-- We're-- Oh! Sure. Hi!

She texts me, and then I tell you what she's thinking.

It's super fun. Ha! Love it.

My phone is-- A lot. Yeah. Okay. Um...

"I love chess because it involves one other person

and you don't have to talk to them.

It's a perfect game."

She's kidding. I mean, Sarah, she has so many friends.

"Mom, shut the fu--"

I mean, really? Are you gonna just pretend that we didn't have

like, a ton of sleepovers with all those kids then

so we could watch The Wizard of Oz, like, a billion times?

Somebody here was totally obsessed with that movie.

"My mom is right.

I did love that movie."

I mean, you just can't even imagine.

We had every toy and backpack,

and every year from, like, five to twelve years old,

she was a different character from the movie for Halloween.

Dorothy, Tin Man--

"I wish a house would fall on you."

What?

You're right, that's-- Oh, man.

Mmm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Um, "I have nothing else to say, so you can go."

Carmencita is easily the best cook in all of Pennsylvania.

Aye, baby!

Gracias, amor.

Gracias.

My baby, he's been playing chess

for as long as I've known him.

Mira.

Yeah, I started playing when I was a kid.

I can't remember exactly what got me started,

but it was never competitive, though.

This is the first time. La primera.

!Si, la primera!

I saw a story about the competition on the TV

and I said, "Mi amor, you have to be in this."

She was right.

'Cause my baby is a winner.

Why do I love chess? That's an easy question.

Every piece has its own individual square,

and it never leaves that square until I tell it to.

Each piece has its own specific rules.

Oh, everything makes so much sense on the chessboard.

I'm sorry.

There is a stain, it looks like, on your collar

that appears to be some sort of canola oil, actually.

Um, you're gonna wanna get that taken care of real quick.

It's starting to set into the fabric.

Oh, yeah, I spilled some food in the last place I was,

and couldn't get it out right away.

Right. Um, so, you're in luck.

I actually have a few extra shirts in my car.

I'd be happy to run out and grab one for you.

You can pop that one off, we'll treat that stain,

and it'll be good to go. Ten minutes.

Ah, it's okay. It's an old shirt.

Uh, so talk to me about advancing.

Oh, well...

I wasn't really surprised, if I'm being honest with you.

I, um...

Okay, that stain is really setting in right now,

and that shirt is gonna be absolutely ruined,

if we don't do something about it.

I've got some soda water and some little bleach pens,

and so if you just pop it off right now--

You can keep my spare shirt.

So what's the big news?

They have invited me to go to States.

-What? Seriously? -Nana, that's amazing! Let's go.

Yeah, well, you know, after that poor, unfortunate man died,

uh, they had a spot, and they asked me to fill it.

That, uh-- that reminds me.

There's this viral TikTok going around

where they super slow-mo the explosions,

and you can legit see one of his arms fly off.

-Ah! -Here, check it out.

Cody, Jesus. We're eating.

Put that away.

Anyway, after looking into the registration fee and the hotels

and all the other fees attached to this thing, I can't do it.

I just can't do it.

Wait, wait. There's gotta be, like,

a cheaper hotel option or something.

No, there's not, because they're having

that damn furry convention all through the town,

so every hotel has jacked up its prices.

-What's a furry convention? -It's a bunch of people

dressing up like furry animals for the weekend.

Uh, Nana, I'd totally help you out right now,

but my agent still hasn't paid me from last month.

- Shocker. - Oh, I'm sorry.

Why aren't you willing to pay? Did you blow all your money

-on Pokémon cards again? -No, I blew all my money on

putting myself through school. And rent, and having a car,

and all the things adults are supposed to pay for.

Not all of us can live rent-free in their agent's apartment.

Guys, please! I don't want your money.

I would not accept it if you offered it.

I just can't go. I cannot afford it.

That's it.

TikTok.

Oh, darling. Let that poor man rest in peace.

Pieces, Nana. Pieces.

No, no, no. TikTok.

What-- what is TikTok?

It's a social media platform where we can

make a video together, which would be lit.

I'll put it on my account and we can tie it to a GoFundMe page.

What's a GoFundMe page?

Oh, it's like a-- it's like a site

for people to give you money for, like, whatever.

Yeah, like if you have a brain tumor

and you need someone's help paying your medical bills.

Oh, no, I can't take money from people who really need it.

No, no, it's-- Shut up, Andrew.

No, it's not. Okay? There's all kinds of stuff on there.

Nana, how much is the registration?

Well, it's $300 now, because there's a late fee.

Okay. How many days will we need to stay at the hotel down there?

The day we go, and the day of the competition.

Okay, so between the registration and the hotel

and a rental car, because mine's not gonna make it,

we're looking at $2,000?

Mm-hmm.

Okay. I'm gonna handle the reservations,

and I'll let the Real Housewife of Nobody Cares over here

make his little videos.

That was good. You're getting better.

-Yeah, you like that one? -I do.

I think that's enough, Kitty. She looks real good.

Oh, no, there's no such thing.

You know, Mr. Ziegfeld used to always say, "A goyle--"

That's how he talked. He was such a character.

"A girl ought to be all dressed up and dolled up

so the gentlemen can see her from a mile away.

They need to be able to see her from the balcony."

All right, thank you, Kitty.

I think-- I think maybe you should put down the brush.

She's gonna love it. Kitty, look,

you can go back to your place and watch your programs now.

- Okay. - You're an artist.

-Thank you. -Okay, well, bye-bye.

Bye, sweetheart.

Give me the mirror.

Nana/Cody video, take one.

Okay, action.

Wait, wait, wait. Uh, it's all blurry, and...

It's your thumb, it's...

All right, now do the twerk I showed you.

What's the twerk? Show me the twerk.

Action!

Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Something happened here.

Oh, my God, who's this handsome guy?

Okay, here, look. Flip it, flip it.

Gang.

There you go. Hell, yeah.

Yeah, the residents, most of 'em,

they don't really have any family.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

They kind of form their own families here.

Now these, these are called the Prexies.

They're from 1938. They're a series that paid tribute

-to America's former presidents. -Oh, this is wonderful.

My God, I've never seen-- I can't take these.

Look, you need money for your trip to that competition thing.

So here you go. This is a very valuable stamp.

No, no, Abe, you should--

you wanna save these for your children.

My children?

The hell with my children.

My children.

What was that about?

That was Abe being generous... I think.

Oh, hello! Looks like someone has a visitor.

Oh, hi, Gladys. How you doing?

Hello, my name's Gladys.

I think you've met my grandson Andrew once or twice before.

Oh, Nana, stop teasing me.

How could I forget a face like this?

It's-- it's nice to see you again, Gladys.

Oh, and such manners.

I know. Oh, Gladys, you know what?

I'm gonna have to ask you not to sit down.

We're in the middle of a game here,

and I need all the practice I can get.

Absolutely. I was just on my way to reception

to find out if I had a visitor, so...

It was nice to meet you.

It was nice to meet you, too.

- Bye, Gladys. - Bye.

Ugh. I feel bad for her.

Yeah, me, too. Oh, God, she breaks my heart.

She hasn't had a visitor since she got here.

Her family just dropped her off, never came back.

But, look at it this way.

She has the thrill of meeting a handsome young gentleman

every time she meets you.

You're the gift that keeps on giving.

-Humans are awful. -Yeah, yeah.

Some of them. Not all of them. Some people strive for the good.

Well, they do a pretty good job at hiding that good, I guess.

Yeah, I suppose so.

Like, uh, trying out an illegal starting move

-on your grandson. -Gah!

Oh! I thought you missed that.

- Banana! - You wretched child.

Banana, I got some good news for you.

-Yeah? -Check it.

-That's a joke, right? -Mm-mm.

Harrisburg will make history this year,

as they see the youngest and the oldest competitor

duking it out at this year's Keystone Chess Championship.

We asked the two ladies how they feel

about being part of this moment.

"How do I feel?

Well, at 16 years old, I know enough to know

this must be a slow news cycle for this to be a story.

I think that the media is shit, and I have nothing to say."

Um, "You can leave our property now."

I'm sorry.

I'm thrilled. Are you kidding?

At my age?

Look, when you're young, all doors open outward.

When you're older, all doors open inward.

But the truth of the matter is,

both of those conditions are excellent

for the playing of chess.

How are you feeling?

You leave for the competition in a few days.

Yeah, I feel good.

I'm excited.

I'm terrified.

Man, chess is a hair-trigger game.

One bad move negates 25 good ones,

you know what I mean?

So...

I'm approaching this with awe.

With humility.

With terror.

Wake up, Nana.

Oh! Oh, Cody!

Oh, darling, it's good to see you.

Good to see you. Okay, wait, you are blowing up.

-Look. -Read it to me. I can't read it.

Okay. "OMG, obsessed with Nana."

"I wish I had a Nana like this."

"Less Cody, more Nana." You're literally taking over

the comments section on, like, all my posts.

-We have to start a new page. -No, no, no, no.

I can't get started on that kind of thing right now.

It's so easy. I'll handle it all, okay?

I'll take all the pictures, and you just tell me what to write.

Okay.

-Here are my terms. -Terms?

-Yeah. -What, are we in negotiations?

No, we're not. This is non-negotiable.

You have that DUI date at court next week.

Your brother's gonna take you there,

and he's gonna take you back.

No car service, no taxi, no bus.

Just one brother helping another brother.

Come on, Nana. It'll be weird, all right?

He's weird, and he smells weird.

Really? It's like that?

It's like that.

Fine. Fine.

Good luck.

Oh, boy.

When did you and your brother start to drift?

Uh...

I don't know when it happened.

Or why it happened. It--

It was just like that one day.

I don't know. We just had nothing in common anymore.

I mean, he's got his fashion and parties,

and... I've got school.

So, I guess we're just on different pages.

Do you miss him?

He's my brother.

Do you think he misses you?

You'd have to ask him that.

But, uh...

he seems fine, though.

Life's always been easy for him.

I mean, he's probably in there right now

just charming the hell out of the judge,

and he'll walk away fine.

He never has to try.

Nana, Nana.

Hey, say good morning to all your followers.

Good morning, all my friends.

-Hi. -Wait, wait, wait. Wait.

- Huh? What? - Wait a minute. Let me see.

I don't see anybody. Shouldn't they be in there?

Yeah, no, no, no. This is just a video for them to watch. Yeah.

You go on out there and you kick some ass.

I got a big surprise for you later.

Oh! Oh, Jack.

Speak low when you speak low.

All right, all right, Jack, take it easy, all right?

That's my grandmother.

-Well-- -Hey, listen.

I've got some news for the followers.

- Put me back on. - You're going back on?

All right, we're live.

People our age still make love, children.

And sometimes it's the best love we've ever known.

That's right!

Nana, I have a present for you.

Oh, darling, if this is that naked picture of your husband,

it's so inspiring, but I think it's a little too big

-to be in my place. -No! I--

I made you something special.

Oh, my God!

Oh! Es, that is beautiful.

Oh, I'm gonna cry. Oh, thank you.

We love you, Nana. You're welcome.

-Love you. I love you. -Love you!

- Break a leg! - Nana!

All right, I have to go, I have to go.

Nana! Nana! Nana! Nana! Nana!

So how long is this drive?

Well, it's supposed to take five hours,

but Nana has some secret stop she won't tell us about

that takes us an hour out of the way.

Mm-hmm.

You know, as you get older, a very curious thing happens.

You become invisible.

People just don't see you anymore.

The lithe and lovely girl you were

striding down the street at 25?

Man, she has left the building.

And it hurts, you know?

You find yourself longing to be seen again.

You know that word--

Well, of course you know the word. "Respect."

It comes from a Latin root, res picere.

Don't ask me how I know that. Latin. Catholic girls' school.

And res picere means "to see."

Just simply "to see."

People need to see and be seen.

Everybody in that home that I'm living in, that community,

they each have a unique and insanely wonderful story.

Some of them had big careers.

Most of them were parents, raised children,

sent 'em to college.

Mother of the bride, father of the bride.

But then this moment happens,

and you realize it when it happens.

You have reached the zenith of your life in terms of time,

and now you are on this gentle downward slope,

and suddenly, nobody sees you anymore.

And that's not right.

I say fight that.

Say "no."

No, no, no, no, no.

Everybody deserves to be seen.

Every--

Guys!

Darling, just pull over here. We're all getting out.

Are we visiting a friend of yours?

Hello!

Hello, Miss Lewis.

It's so nice to finally meet you.

-Have a seat. -It's lovely to meet you.

Nobody told me a supermodel was working at this home.

Oh, thank you.

You're the one with the cute entourage.

Wait, aren't you famous?

Not as famous as her.

-Oh! Okay. -These are my two grandsons.

-Hi. -This is Andrew,

and this is Cody, and this is my esteemed cameraman

who's doing a little documentary on me.

Oh! Okay!

Oh, so I should just get your autograph now, then?

You don't mind

-if we keep rolling, do you? -Oh, by all means.

I say any chance that the public gets to see the nothing

that their Congressmen are doing, the better.

We do what we can with quick fixes,

but the necessary attention costs too much,

and there's not much left after all the essential needs are met.

- Hello. - Miss Wright, how are you?

- Good to see you. - It smells in here.

- Cody, please. - What?

No, he's-- he's right.

It's the mildew in the walls.

There's unfortunately not much we can do about it.

But don't the residents get sick from the mildew?

Most of the residents here don't have any family,

and this was their only financial option, so...

who's gonna complain?

No one in Harrisburg will take my calls anymore.

But I am not giving up hope.

These residents need me and I need them.

This is outrageous. This is outrageous.

-Yeah. -It's obscene.

People work their whole lives to wind up--

-Hi. -Hi, how are you?

To wind up in a dump like this.

Listen, Linda, my grandson here

has made me the most unlikely social media sensation

and to my enormous surprise,

money has been pouring in.

-Wow. Okay. -So darling,

you are gonna be the first beneficiary

-of their generosity. -Oh!

It's not a million dollars, but it's 13 grand, kiddo,

and it'll go a long way to

getting some of this stuff cleaned up.

Nana, that--

I-- I don't know what to say. This is--

This, this, this, this is just the beginning.

That's what this is.

So, darling...

you think I'm a mad old thing giving all the money away?

I actually think that was, um...

It was pretty dope of you.

Oh, yeah?

- Yeah. - All right.

All right, Cody-poo.

I love you, my Nana.

I love you, my darling.

Lipstick all over you now.

Oh, that felt good. That felt good.

-You ready for this ride? -Yeah, you know what?

I think I'm gonna take a little

-siesta in the backseat, okay? -Yeah.

Dude.

-Hey, what are you doing? -I'm pulling over.

-Why? -I don't know where we are.

What?

You're supposed to be navigating.

What do you mean I'm supposed to be navigating?

-You're co-pilot. -You have Google Maps, I mean,

-don't you have your phone?

Have you ever heard of, like, sitting shotgun?

-That's exactly what I'm doing. -Uh, yeah--

Sorry, I'm on the phone talking to a girl. Oh, my God.

I know you don't know what that's like, but...

I'll handle it, okay?

Thanks, Andrew.

Three hits, one run.

No men left on base.

After eight, we're still tied at two.

More baseball after these messages.

♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪

♪ Take me out to the crowd ♪

♪ Buy me so-- ♪

Really, bro?

You're gonna leave me hanging like that?

Like what?

Like that, dude. On our part.

Yup. Okay, that was our part when we were, like, six.

What, you're too old to sing in the car now?

-Yeah. -Okay, fine. You know what?

I'm just gonna keep singing over and over

again until you join in.

♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪

Okay, all right.

I-- I work in a building

where dogs never stop barking.

You think I can't tune out an annoying noise?

All right, fine.

Pull my ace out. What would Dad say?

What do you mean, what would Dad say?

I mean, what would Dad say? This was his favorite song.

No, it wasn't.

-Yes, it was. -No, it wasn't.

It was just a-- a song that he'd sing at the top of

his lungs when we started fighting in the backseat.

Oh, wait, wait, wait. Do you remember--

do you remember the voice?

You remember the voice we did for it?

You know what the voice is.

-You're just trying to get me to do it

No, dude. I-- It's been a long time. I don't remember.

What was the voice?

It was, like, a big opera voice.

What? No, it wasn't that. I don't remember that.

Yes, it absolutely was.

All right, fine. You know what?

Never mind.

Seriously?

God...

♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪

-♪ Take me out with the crowd ♪ -♪ Take me out to the-- ♪

Wait, wait, what about the hand movements?

Remember the hand movements?

-Wow. -Remember the hand movements?

-Huh? -Wow, I walked into that one.

Somewhere out there, Dad is laughing his ass off.

♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪

♪ Take me out with he crowd ♪

♪ Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks ♪

♪ I don't care if I ever get back ♪

-Okay, I'm driving. I'm driving. -Okay, all right. Calm down.

- There you go. - Okay.

Hey, man, do you mind if I touch your hair?

Oh, no, no. It's fine. It's fine.

Thank you.

It's going to be a great 48 hours.

I can tell you that.

All the competitors are coming in

and the whole league is here

setting up the welcome party and all that.

Oh, it's great.

- Sir, your drink. - Oh.

I didn't order that.

You ordered it.

It's okay, it's okay.

You're okay, you're okay, you're okay.

It's okay. Here, you know what?

I'll go and take-- I got him, I got him.

You guys are okay.

You're okay. You're okay.

Yes.

- Hi. - Hi.

Um...

Oh! Yes.

Yeah, you're fine.

- You're fine. Yes. - Opie--

♪ How my, how my, how my bills ♪

♪ How my bills, how my bills ♪

♪ How my, how my, how my bills ♪

♪ How my bills, how my bills ♪

♪ How my-- huh, dolla bills ♪

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

-You have a good day, right? -You too.

Good luck tomorrow.

Um...

Uh, "laughing my ass off," in all caps.

Eye roll emoji. Devil face emoji.

"Suck a fat eggplant emoji. Let's go, Mother."

- I'm Sorry. - It's okay.

Sorry.

What a sweet girl.

Hi.

Look at this place. Isn't it lovely?

Not as lovely as where you're going.

What?

Do you remember the spa I told you about, the Meridian?

What? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, no, no, no, no, wait.

No, we can't do that, Cody.

I-- I just gave away all the money

to that woman at the home.

I called them back.

They said they'll give it to us for free as long

as we post about it, so... shake your booty, sister.

Your car's waiting out front.

-Ooh la la. -And, uh, you can

take our bags upstairs and maybe plug in my Xbox?

Very decent of you, Cody.

Oh, yeah, okay.

Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Right.

So does this stay on the whole time, or...?

Yeah, that's the point.

It's here to grab all the footage from

when you guys are all together in the room here.

Okay, what if we're, like, changing or something?

Oh, you just can't change anymore.

That's a joke.

You can just change in the bathroom or something.

-Hm. -Yeah.

All right.

- Surprise, surprise. - Hey.

Check out the glow-up on Nana.

-Oh, my God, Nana. -Voila.

-You look amazing. -I do, don't I?

Wait a minute, what's this?

Hm, I don't know.

Just got delivered, like, 20 minutes ago.

-Hmm. -Maybe you should open it.

I'm going to, you know I am.

Oh, my Go-- This is stunning.

This is stunning!

The people at my show saw your popping account and

wanted to send you a little something for your big night.

What sweet people.

-Let me just-- -Wait, wait, wait, Nana.

He just installed a camera in the room.

It's just there to capture footage for when

we're not with you guys.

Darling, a camera in the bedroom

is not entirely a novelty to your Nana.

Oh...

-You still have this hair. -Oh--

- Hold still. - Oh.

Look at me. Vice President of the Chess League.

And caterer, I guess.

Because there's no sign of the President and

the catering staff are doing shots in the break room.

This is actually my first time in Harrisburg.

- And, um... loving it. - Yeah.

It's such a-- a cute, small little town.

Great for a chess tournament.

Hello, sir. Here for the tournament? That's great.

Um, yeah. The hotel has been wonderful.

All the staff are always smiling.

That's pretty close to your nose.

I could've smelled it from here.

But, um-- You-- Why don't we get you a plate?

You could put that on a... On a plate.

It's not going on my plate, though,

so it's not a big deal, I guess.

It's totally fine. Anyway, here for-- That's a double dip.

We don't do that now that we're grown-ups.

We don't-- we don't do that.

This is a chess tournament, sir,

not a-- not a field trip.

It's okay. Triple dip? Okay, that's fine.

Are you guys excited?

-How are we feeling? -Yeah, we're very excited.

Not only is tomorrow the big day,

but we get to make a little vacation out of it and

leave the kids--

Mami, we're in the middle of an interview.

Perdón. Em, sabor means flavor.

And this wiener have no flavor.

-Oh, yeah? -Ah-hah.

I-- I had to change my room twice, but it's not a big deal--

There is a 0% chance that's going in my mouth, sir.

Thank you.

Well, what happened with the hotel room?

Oh, uh, well, I am very sensitive to cigarette smoke,

and the second I walked into those rooms,

I could smell it, let me tell you.

But, yeah, like I said, it's fine.

It's not even a big deal.

I-- I--

Hi. Hi, guys. Um...

So, with the big tournament tomorrow, um,

you must be feeling all sorts of emotions.

Uh, could you possibly...

You know, uh-- how about-- how about, like, later?

Probably later we could do this.

I'm good. Are you good? Because I feel great.

Ready to-- ready to play chess.

Has no one heard of tongs?

Hey, uh, I'm gonna go to the bar, Nana.

Do you want to grab a drink, you little weirdo?

No, I'm, uh, I'm beat. I'm gonna head upstairs.

I'm exhausted after our drive.

All right, darling. Well, I'm gonna head up, too.

I just have to do this quick interview and then I'll be up.

-Okay. -Okay, sweetie?

I'll leave the door unlocked.

What does tomorrow mean to you?

Boy, what a question.

Well, something about--

something about living on, you know?

When my husband and I were very young, he gave me a gift.

He gave me a passion for something.

Something that was gonna engage me and entertain me

and baffle me and humble me and delight me

for the rest of my life.

He taught me to play chess.

And look at-- look at where I am now.

It's sort of amazing.

So, I guess the message would be to people my age and older,

damn it, live on.

Live on because you have no idea

what life has in store for you.

While the game's afoot, live on.

Will you excuse me for a minute?

Oh, yeah.

I'm just gonna go to the ladies room.

I can take it from here.

Ooh.

Oh-- Uh--

This is totally what it seems.

We're just very excited.

-Very good, very good. -So sorry.

No problem, no problem.

Vivre l'amour.

♪ Every day, every way ♪

Mind if I join you?

Sit down, crazy lady.

You want a drink?

I'll have what he's having.

Thought you'd be in the room by now.

Oh, no, no. I'm not tired.

-Yeah? -At all. Not yet.

Must get my night owl nature from you.

Well, you certainly didn't get it from your grandfather.

If I wanted him to stay up after 8 o'clock,

I'd have to promise him I'd make it worth his while.

Know what I mean?

Can't take you anywhere.

-You can put that on my tab. -Oh.

Which I can't really afford.

Yeah, but I like your style.

-Thanks, baby. -Thank you, thank you.

Cheers.

Ah! Oh, my God.

You good?

I was wondering why you wanted bourbon on the rocks.

Ooh. That's what that is, it's bourbon?

-You want me to get you something else?

-Oh, my God. No, no, no. No. -You sure?

-I'll sip it, I'll sip it. -Okay.

You know, Cody...

you have a couple of people here with you now

who love you very, very much.

One is your fabulous nana.

And the other one is a guy who's gonna be here

long after your fabulous nana has

hit the road for the happy hunting ground.

-Stop. Don't say that. -I'm just saying.

-You know I hate it when you-- -I'm just-- I know.

I'm just saying.

He loves you deep.

- He's embarrassed by me. - No, he is not.

You, in fact, each have something

that the other one needs.

Wha-- what do you mean?

Baby, I can't explain it to you.

This is actually something you have to

figure out for yourself.

Wow.

Better than sipping it.

-Oh, Cody. -Huh?

There is a girl back there at 6 o'clock,

please don't look now,

who has been studying you ever since she walked in.

-Oh, yeah? -Yeah.

-Is she cute? -Yeah, she's very cute.

Why don't you go over and say hello?

Maybe I will, but, uh, I'm kind of enjoying this right now.

My dear grandson, hotels were made for romance.

Go over and say hello to her.

Go on.

You know what? Check.

Jack, you have the wrong room.

Can you please stop him?

Are you looking for Nana? She's actually just--

Oh.

Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby--

I thought it was very romantic, his surprising me that way.

One breath in. One breath out.

Well, this is annoying.

What is?

You're actually getting pretty good at this.

Oh, see that? Oh.

Hi. How you doing? How you feeling?

Good. I, uh, think I can compartmentalize all

the emotional scarring.

Oh, sorry, sorry. I shouldn't laugh.

No. Laugh it up.

Helps with all the horror.

Here, why don't you replace me? I've got an early morning.

Sweetheart, thank you so much for coming out for me.

Oh, I wouldn't miss it for the world, Nana.

Good night, sweetheart.

- Good night. - Good night.

Here's something strange.

Mm.

When I was down in the bar, I heard a cry come down

from the second floor, and it sounded a lot like you.

You know what my scream sounds like?

Yeah, I do.

You remember that last visit I paid

you and your dad about a month before he died?

When you were sleeping that night, I heard you scream.

-I did? -Yeah.

More than once.

Yeah...

Dad dying was a pretty shitty hand to be dealt.

Yeah.

I miss him.

Me too.

Where's Cody?

He's down in the bar with a couple of girls.

Yeah, that checks out.

He's like a magnet.

And you, darling, are like the North Star.

Polaris.

Polaris sits right above the North Pole.

It's fixed in the firmament.

All the other stars revolve around it.

Polaris is the one trustworthy star.

Love you, Nana.

Love you more, Snookums.

Well, tomorrow's a big day, so...

Yes, I know. Don't say it again.

- I have to go to bed, I know. - No.

No, I was just gonna say you shouldn't make

-such rookie mistakes. -Oh, you caught that!

I thought I'd put that one over on you.

-Damn! -Come on.

All right, all right. Go to bed. Go to bed.

Before I send Jack down to give you another goodnight kiss.

Uh, no. We're all-- I think we're all set.

Thank you.

Andrew, will you please relax?

He probably just went home with that girl he met

at the bar last night.

Oh, honey, where are you going?

-Gonna go look for him. -Oh, God.

- Cody will be all right. - Listen,

it's not Cody I'm worried about.

Andrew! Andrew, are you worried about Cody?

Not every moment is about him and having people

wondering where he is all the time.

Damn it, Cody.

Well, here we are. It's a big day.

By the end of the day, today we will have a chess champion.

Hey, man, I'm sorry.

Listen, is there any way we could turn that light off?

It's-- It's just so bright.

There's two rounds. Winners of each round go

head-to-head for the final round.

Drew names out of a hat earlier

to figure out who plays first.

This is a receipt from last night.

One second.

Aye, aye, aye. All right, here we go.

Let's do this.

Jesus Christ.

First up is Helen Lewis, if she ever shows up,

versus, uh, Paul Davis.

And then we got second round, Luis Amarillo--

Amarillo.

Versus Sarah Trublin.

Hey, did you happen to see a bathroom when you came in?

Oh, what the hell is this?

Oh, no-- No! No, no, no, stop it.

You were attacked by the furry people.

-Who does that? -Oh, sweetheart.

Listen, we just talked to the receptionist

and he said nobody matching Cody's description

has come in all day.

So, he's not here.

Baby, the match starts in, like, five minutes.

-Oh, damn. -You got to make a decision.

-Okay. -What am I doing?

What am I doing?

Nana, come on, we got to get you to this competition.

To hell with Cody.

I'm not gonna let him mess up your chances of this.

-Okay, okay. -Come on, let's go.

-Okay, we're going. -Let's go, we don't need Cody.

Cody's fine.

Well, there's been a change in programming,

as it seems now we only have three competitors.

With the absence of Helen Lewis,

she will be forfeiting her match to Paul Davis,

who will automatically be

moving into the third and final round.

Gosh, just saying that has got me dizzy.

All right.

What time do bars open around here, noon?

Hi.

Hi. Sorry we're late.

We had a little family situation,

but we're all good to go now, so...

I'm sorry, too, honey, but it's done.

And you forfeit, and we were about to call break

until the next match.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, don't call a break.

I'm ready to jump in right now. Zippity-doo-dah.

Come on, no stress.

Except for the stress you caused all of us

when we had no idea where you were

and no idea what to do about it.

Look here, man, she's been ready for this as long

as I've known her and we're here,

and we're ready, so let's just get it started.

Listen, I don't need the entire AARP

trying to persuade me on this.

Hey, I feel like shit today.

I'm barely holding it together.

This is a league. There are rules.

Everyone else found a way to honor them

and respect the competition.

-Hi, there. -Steven.

Oh, no, I don't care what your name is.

You know, I was just looking at you and agreeing.

You do look like shit.

Well, I'm in patient care and I'm also a very nice person,

so I'm gonna assess your condition

and give you a path toward healing, okay?

From the smell of unfulfillment wafting off on you,

I'm gonna diagnose you with a hangover.

An especially bad one, as I'm taking it.

You stuck to the well drinks

that were provided for free, yeah?

Yeah. I figured.

Well, lucky for you, there's a cure,

and it involves you letting my friend, Nana, compete

because here's how much worse this hangover's gonna get.

Every new station in the state will be offered a sit-down with

a fragile, heartbroken old woman

who was emotionally attacked

by a violently drunk head of league.

That head of league will swiftly be asked

to leave his position

and I imagine all other employment suffering as well

from such bad press.

His wife, usually there for him,

has filed for divorce due to the news of his indiscretions.

Oh, by that, I mean the stripper

that was seen leaving your room this morning at five

when I was headed out for a jog.

Your call, Steven.

Oh! Ha!

I even remembered his name.

Ha!

Don't mess with us, kid.

Yeah, let me ask, you know, I'll...

We can start in five minutes?

Go, Nana! Woo!

Oh, Cody!

-Thank God, you're here! -Nana.

What happened? Did you--

Did you oversleep the alarm time?

Oh, God.

Are you champion yet or what?

-Oh, well, well. -Come on.

-I'm so sorry, Nana. -Oh, no, no, it's really fine.

I'm so glad you guys had a good time.

Leave.

What?

No one wants you here, so just leave.

Andrew, no. Please, no.

It really is fine.

No, it's not fine.

We always make excuses for him.

We always find ways

to make him not responsible for his own actions.

Hey, I'm right here, bro. You can say it to my face.

Okay. You're a prick.

You're a selfish prick.

You don't care about anything other than yourself.

You don't care if Nana wins or loses today.

You don't care that your bullshit

almost got her disqualified this morning.

You don't care about Nana and you don't care about me.

And you know all this because what?

I'll see you later.

What, huh? Because you're the smart brother?

You're the one that's gonna be a doctor, an animal doctor,

though, because you hate humans so much

because we're so awful, right, Andrew?

Yeah, well, they don't kiss my ass like they do for you

as you cruise through life

only caring about partying and having a good time.

That's why people like you the moment they meet you.

- Could we-- - Because you don't think

or do anything serious in life.

Okay, guys,

let's shelve this conversation for now.

No, no, no, you know what?

He needs to know that he's not the only one

that dealt with Dad dying and Mom ditching us.

Cody.

Yeah, like any of that phased you?

Oh, let me make it clear, okay?

Because you were too little,

but I wasn't.

-Cody, please don't do this. -No, Nana, he needs to know

he's not the only victim always.

Just after you were born, Mom left, as you know.

You want to know why?

You want to know what she told Dad?

Because-- because I remember every word.

She said, I felt nothing after having Cody

and I feel even less after having this one.

Nana?

And...

Come on.

Fix this, please.

-Move. -No.

-Move! -No.

Fine, I'll walk back to the hotel.

Fine, I'm just gonna keep following you.

Do you see them?

I can see the car, but I can't see them anywhere.

Don't be nervous.

They'll be fine.

I'm not so sure of that, babe.

Um, you're next.

Hope you're ready.

Why shouldn't I get to walk away, huh?

Why shouldn't I be the irresponsible one

who doesn't care and have people make excuses for him?

Because you have to wake up in the morning

and face yourself every day.

The difference is,

you can take pride in what you see.

-I can't. -Bullshit!

My model brother who walks around daily

with people who kiss his ass wants me to believe that

he doesn't love his perfect life?

Please! Your brother who wakes up

on his agent's futon every day because he can't afford

his own place, let alone help his grandmother out

with a few bucks for a chess tournament?

Your brother who has zero savings?

Oh, oh, and your brother who got wasted

with a complete stranger,

blacked out and-- and ruined today?

You-- you mean that perfect life?

You make those choices.

And I thought you were changing.

The whole spa thing you did for Nana?

Yeah, you know what?

For once, she looked at me the way she looks at you.

What are you talking about?

She lights up the minute you finally grace her

with your presence.

-Yeah, the same way Dad did. -Exactly.

You never have to try. Everyone's obsessed with you.

You know what, man? You-- you don't get it, okay?

They give me attention

because I'm the one they're worried about.

Because I'm always screwing up.

You do everything the right way.

I mean, you actually make them proud.

Dad died wondering what I'd do with my life.

What I'd make of myself.

He doesn't have to worry about any of that with you.

You make it all look so easy.

How do you?

You know, for once, I'd like to be able to walk into a room

with the kind of confidence

that you just put out there easily.

For once, I wish people thought I had more to offer than looks

and some made-up personality.

Just because I'm your big brother

doesn't mean

I can't look up to you.

You look up to me?

We good?

Yeah, we're good.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Okay, good.

Just gotta fix your tie.

You look like shit, bro.

Oh, I look like shit?

Dude, your eyes are so red.

When was the last time you slept?

What do you mean? I was up.

Laying pipe all night.

Sorry, sorry, sir.

Excuse me.

So sorry. So sorry.

Come on, Nana.

Hey.

Checkmate.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we have a new Keystone State Trust champion,

-Queen! -Sarah Trublin.

- Hey, Nana. - Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Yes, yes, yes!

Oh!

I'm very proud of you.

How do you feel, Nana?

I-- I, uh...

Well, I...

I feel great!

Nana, you're a savage.

I mean, whoa, you're a legend.

-And a savage. -Oh, you guys, you guys.

You made me a very happy woman today.

-I love you. -I love you both.

♪ Take me out to the ballgame ♪

♪ Take me out to the crowd ♪

-Come on, Nana. Join in. -Jack!

♪ Take me out to the ballgame ♪

♪ Take me out with the crowd ♪

Take me out to the crowd!

Things are kind of the same,

but different.

I'm still in school full-time,

but closer to being done, which is great.

When I'm not there, I'm doing my clinic hours.

I moved into a new place, which is much nicer than the old one.

Oh, and I took in a stray.

That would be me.

He's got fleas. Ow.

It's funny how quickly things can change

once you let go of all the crap inside of you.

As you know, I live with Andrew now,

and not on a futon or a couch.

I have my own room, which I actually pay rent for.

And, uh, oh, RIP CoFlo.

It's back to just Cody now on the Gram

and all my other socials.

And, um, I guess life's pretty good.

Has it been six months already?

Wow.

Time doesn't fly. It evaporates.

Oh, did I tell you?

Cody took that video of me

throwing that poor little girl's cell phone

over my shoulder and he put it on the Internet.

And people went crazy.

It went virus.

Uh, viral?

Viral? Viral.

That sounds worse somehow.

I got suddenly all of these crazy requests.

But anyway, I did them all.

I do them all because it doesn't hurt me any

and it gives them a lot of joy.

How many followers are you up to now?

Uh, 758,000.

And, uh, Cody and Andrew came up with a great idea.

The Nana Project.

The Nana Project is a cross-generational mission.

A community of people who know

that the strongest path forward

is the one in which we listen

and learn from one another.

Teaching the next generation what we've learned

in this life, while embracing the dreams

and ambitions that they will set out to achieve.

A community who rolls up their sleeves together

in hopes of leaving the world a better place

than when they entered it.

You know, I'm a very lucky dame.

I have my health, I have love,

I have my two gorgeous grandsons,

I have a perfectly lovely place to live.

Maya, don't be afraid to use every color in your palette.

And Zion, remember, draw the eye to the subject.

Red leather, yellow leather.

Red leather, yellow leather.

Red leather, yellow leather.

Red, leather, yellow, leather.

Very good, but it has to be a little bit louder

because they need to hear you all the way in the cheap seats.

How could we be a tree?

Would it be like this?

Or would it be like this?

Like a weeping willow tree?

Let's see. Let's go this way.

All right, everybody, what do you think?

Oh, I think that's wonderful.

Oh, I think that's just great.

And we have our letter-writing campaign to thank

because now we have Congressman Carl on board.

Please accept this check on the part

of the Nana Project.

Are there any visitors waiting for me?

As a matter of fact, Gladys, yes.

- Oh! - Grandma.

And that's what The Nana Project is all about.

- Nana. - It's upside-down.

Oh.

Cody, you spelled "project" wrong.

-What? -Gotcha.

All right, boys, how long is this shoot going to go on

because I have appointments later this afternoon.

Oh, she's fancy now.

Holy Mary, Mother of God,

pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death.

Amen.

Oh, and, Blessed Mother, one more prayer.

Please.

Ed.

Please...

let the goddamn Yankees win tonight.

Thank you so much

for finally doing this interview with me.

Turn that thing off.

But... okay. It's off.

I am to understand that the day I explicitly asked you

not to use that camera with me, you went against my wishes.

No, ma'am, I didn't.

And now, you're calling me a liar, too.

I am not. I never filmed you.

Not only do I have eyes and ears everywhere,

I also have access to all the security footage

for this entire home.

Ah.

I do wish you would have chosen the path of honesty.

Wait. Wait. Who--

who-- who are they?

No, no, no, help! Help!