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- Hello Nelu! - Hello Vio!

Is it OK?

Didn't I tell you to plough at 30?

But isn't it OK?

Hell no! It's not OK!

Do you want me to measure it with a ruler? This is how the tractor made it!

God damn this land!

Nothin' is going to grow here! I've told you to plough at 30 and you do it at 15?

- What do you mean? - 30 is not 15!

I should've better hired Gyuri.

Fine then, have Gyuri do it!

- You've fucked it up! - Hell, no, I haven't!

Do it right!

- Then, I'll do it again! God damn this land! - Do it again!

If I go down at 30 as you say, do you know how much it consumes?

Fucking Diesel!

Not offense, dear Viorel...

God damn this tractor!

[Sportcaster]

You didn't buy bread.

Fucking idiot. Even I can play like that!

Don't swear inside the house!

Can't you see that ball?

You'll eat without bread, then.

[TV commercials]

Did you talk to Vosi?

I did.

When will he give you the money?

Good afternoon!

- Good afternoon! - Good afternoon!

What happened?

The alternator, I guess.

I've tried to call but there's no signal.

The phones don't work here.

- Where to? - Oradea.

There is a shortcut via Tinca.

- The road is bad via Tinca. - Is it so?

It doesn't start anymore.

Don't try it anymore, it may stall.

- Maybe the timing belt? - The belt's been replaced.

Well, then what happened?

Well, can't you see?

The gentlemen's car broke down.

Will you get off?

- Good afternoon! - Good afternoon!

- Mocanu. - Gherman.

Go on in, please!

Go there on the porch. It's nice.

There's shade.

Come on in, please!

- Good afternoon, ma'am! - Good afternoon!

Come on in! Inside or outside?

Wherever do you want, Minister?

- Outside - Take a seat.

Do you want some coffee?

Yes, please.

Good cars, but they break, too.

Hello Marius!

It's me, Vio.

Viorel, hey!

Listen...

Get outside, then!

Heh, heh, heh... Is that so?

Eh... So, listen up.

I've got a problem with an alternator.

Can I come over?

Is that so?

Eh... eh...

...eh... So... Now...

...Okay, okay...

Eh, well... thanks a ton!

- To your health! - Health is better than wealth!

To your health!

Well, help yourselves!

- Thank you. - Thank you, ma'am.

Let them eat a bit, you!

As you might have guessed, Mr. Mocanu is one of the candidates

for the European Parliament , here in Bihor.

Viorel, didn't you recognise the gentleman?

Well, sort of...

When I first saw him, I knew it was him.

Thank you, ma'am. We do what we can.

Help yourselves, please!

These are tough times for our country and for Europe.

With terrorists all over the place now...

Yes, there are dangers everywhere.

It's good we don't have any terrorists around here.

We, the Romanians, have defended Europe for hundreds of years.

That's right.

That's the truth.

But aren't you eating, ma'am?

No, I've just taken my pills...

You know, blood pressure...

I have blood pressure problems myself.

More and more people have it...

Palinka decreases blood pressure!

Stop it with that palinka. Yours is high, too, you know!

Well, blood pressure is also good you know?

What for?

You'll have no blood pressure when you'll die, you know?

You're just blabbing!

To your health!

Health is better than wealth!

It's clean and quiet.

Yes, ma'am, it's quiet indeed.

It's not like the capital city here.

Why should you go to the hotel?

It's Tavi's room.

Poor boy, he works in Cluj.

With them computers.

- I've got a beautiful daughter myself. - That's right…

You and the boy, come with me. I'll make your bed in the other room.

- Shall I bring you some water? - It would be nice.

Okay then...

Shall we light up the fire?

It's not that cold...

The gentlemen might not be used to it.

Light the fire now, in September?

Thank you!

Come to the table, too!

I don't eat breakfast.

But your should have something in your stomach!

A coffee please...

Oh my, I forgot!

Viorel made it.

Mmm, very good.

- Good morning! - Morning, Minister!

Good morning!

- How did you sleep? - It's really quiet here...

That's true.

- Did you fix it? - It was the alternator.

I've told you!

We were lucky to meet Mr. Viorel.

Well, the man knows his job...

- Good morning, ma'am! - Good morning!

- Winter's coming soon! - It is, it is.

We are looking forward to it!

Have a nice day!

Thanks a lot!

And don't forget to vote!

- Good morning! - Morning to you, too!

- How's it going? - Okay, okay.

Silvestru Mocanu is my name!

Ioji.

I hope that you're going to vote.

- Are there elections again? - Yes, there are, on the 24th.

Oh... let them be.

The elections are the heart of democracy!

Is that so?

It's your right to vote!

Mr. Mocanu! Am I glad to see you!

Come on in.

- What's this? - Our campaign product.

And I have one more.

What?

- Look at that, my picture is on the salami! - Isn't that a good idea?

- I look chubbier here... - That's not true!

Well, people are going to say that I advertise your salami.

Where do Romanians feel the best, Mr Mocanu?

At the table! Partying and drinking!

What do you say, Adi?

- It's a good idea, I reckon. - What do you mean?

You were the Minister of Agriculture...

...so, it's normal to be associated to food products.

Is that so?

The salami is the symbol of the town. It's the pride of the place, so it's fine.

The salami is important, you know. It gets everywhere.

I know, but now people like it sliced...

Not around here, they don't.

It gets altered, if it's sliced.

How can you take all this, Mr Minister?

Here it used to be the dispensary.

- Nice building. - Nice!

- And there's the town hall! - Aha.

Good afternoon!

How are you my dear Ghita?

Well, I'm going to bring water.

- Good afternoon! - Good afternoon!

- I'm Mocanu! - The gentleman is a candidate in our college.

- Well, okay. - Where are you off to?

- I'm going to bring water. - Water?

We don't drink tap water, 'cause it's not good.

Right, right.

- You heard? - What?

Tap water is not good.

- Put it down! - Got it!

Would you allow me?

I'd like to take a ride!

Sure, sure... Well, okay, let me take these.

No, leave them.

That's it...

Adi! Take a picture with this gentleman!

Yes.

Why don't you join our party, Viorel?

No time for that...

You shouldn't complain, if you don't get involved.

I'm not complaining.

Fericean got a brand new tractor and a harvester

if he submitted the papers as I told him to.

Do you know how many tractors Moty has?

- He's got a few… - See?

Wouldn't you like having a new tractor here in your yard?

I would...

The democracy we won at the revolution obliges us all...

- What revolution? - The revolution back in '89!

Yeah, that one...

Where would we be now, if the youth in Timisoara hadn't sacrificed themselves?

That's true...

Good. And now the lady between.

Smile, please.

Perfect.

Come on, the match has started!

We need one more with Mr. Gherman and Mr. Mocanu.

Mrs. Rodica, thank you.

Closer, Mr. Gherman.

Mrs. Rodica, please go in.

A smile, please.

Smile, please! Here, here!

And now one with the tractor.

Mr. Mocanu, Mr. Gherman, please, come.

Come, Mr. Gherman, near the tractor!

Good.

Now, raise your hand to say hello.

As if Mr. Mocanu has just arrived.

Lower! And smile!

Please, smile. here!

Stay like this.

Good. And now towards Mr. Mocanu.

Same, Mr. Mocanu. You come, smiling!

Happy to meet Mr. Gherman.

Go!

Look at me, please! Perfect, stay like that.

Good... and now a hug.

C'mon, please.

Good, stay like this.

Another one, please.

Smile, please!

That's it!

[TV news]

300 likes...

- What? - The number of likes has increased.

- What? - That's the idea.

What idea?

That's what people want, pictures not words.

Aha.

(news on TV) "...hosted by the school in Iasi.

Only the teachers coordinating the project took part in.

At the end of last week it was the turn of

Beius to organise a new mobility.

In the middle of the election campaign for the EU Parliament,

the Government cuts income taxes

It's a move that the opposition considers populist."

Did't I tell you Ciorescu? You blew it...

"Silvestru Mocanu is running for a seat in the

European Parliament in Brussels.

Investigated for corruption,

conflict of interest, tax evasion and forgery

Mr. Mocanu could be arrested if found guilty

in the hearing to be held on the 8th of October."

What about the 8th October?!

What about the 8th, hello?!

"...being the first on the PUP list.

If elected to European Parliament

Mr. Mocanu shall gain immunity."

What do you know about immunity, you stupid cow?

Let it go! Don't take it to heart.

I have always kept my word!

Always!

[TV news interview]

Am I the only guilty one?

Am I the only one?

Hi Claudiu, how are you?

Yeah, I am in Salonta.

Yes.

Mhm.

Yeah.

Yeah... Of course.

Mhm.

Well yeah, that's what Adi says, too.

We'll stay...

Mhm.

Of course.

How are you, Viorel?

Working hard, never let go?

What can I do?

The bales must be gathered.

Because if it rains...

I have driven such a tractor myself!

- Huh? - Come on, please!

Come on, a picture in the cabin!

Yes.

Mr. Viorel?

Come closer! That's it!

Smile, please!

Mr. Viorel, here!

Good...

Come out! One more, outside, please!

Wave to me!

And smile! Wave, wave!

That's it!

Smile, please! Here! Perfect!

And one without waving!

4X4 Landini Ghibli tractor, 100 horsepower.

Perkins engine 4 cylinders, 100 horsepower.

Air compressor featuring functional braking system.

It can tow 12 tonnes with braking system.

Inverter, 6-port hydraulic distributor and 3-turn power outlet.

It's good.

We can bring this one. I've talked with Bucharest and Oradea...

On funds, we shall see...

No funds, we'll talk directly to Claudiu.

- Yes. - On funds?

It won't mix things up for you.

Pisti also has one like that...

- So... how does it sound? - Good, but what about it?

We'll bring it down for you.

- What do you mean? - A gesture on our behalf.

You're fooling around, right?

No fooling around, it's settled.

Salajanu will make all the arrangements here in Salonta.

Really?

You want to give me a tractor?

That's a thing we can do.

Well, I don't know... It seems so... I don't know...

You help us, we help you. That's the way it works.

Got it?

- Hello! -Good morning! - Good morning!

Miss Mara is a reporter with Curierul Bihorean.

Minister Mocanu, Mr. Gherman, our host.

- Off I go! - Hello!

- And what's your name? - Raluca.

Raluca, pretty name. Sit down.

Come, miss!

So, how shall we do it?

We'll do the newspaper and radio interview and photos for Facebook page...

- A coffee, a juice? - Coffee.

Juice.

- Can we start? - Yes dear, please.

Sir, you are the PUP candidate for the EU Parliament elections this year.

Yes.

Why have you chosen to represent the inhabitants of this district?

First, I want to tell you that the people here are

hard working, as I am, too.

So, birds of a feather flock together, don't they?

Yes.

For that matter, you've chosen to live right here during the campaign.

In the house of a citizen from Salonta, Mr. Viorel Gherman.

- Why? - You're asking me why?

But let me ask you first:

Isn't it just normal to visit your friend?

My friend Viorel here is a Romanian like any other.

He has his concerns, his problems... as we all Romanians have...

Isn't that so, Viorel?

Good! And could you hold her up?

Smile, please!

Come on Raluca, smile! There you go!

Come on, smile to me, too. That's it! Freeze!

Good... Mr. Gherman, come near Mr. Minister,

Let's take a picture together. To have one with you too.

Take her by the hand.

And smile, please!

Wouldn't it be better on the right hand?

It doesn't matter. It works on both.

But...

Just don't talk while it's swelling up!

Good.

- How high? - Very high.

- But how high? - It can't be that high...

The truth is I haven't had it taken for a long time.

Let's measure it once again.

How high was it?

High! I think it didn't work properly.

- Ready, Adi? - The reporters from Cluj are here, too.

So, if they ask you, tell them that Mr. Mocanu

was your classmate in secondary school, in Arad.

You said you did secondary school in Arad?

Yeah right, agricultural one.

- Alright. - Shouldn't we rather say the army?

So, the army or the secondary school?

I served in Lugoj.

- Better the army. - Alright, so Lugoj it is.

- Good morning! - Good morning!

- Mister Mocanu? - Good morning!

When will the decree be issued?

No comments during the campaign. "The moon does not heed barking of dogs."

Why did you chose the electoral college in Bihor?

It's been the decision of the national party council...

But first I want to introduce you somebody.

Come, Viorel, please!

He is Viorel Gherman.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

We served in the army together in Brasov.

In Lugoj.

Right, first Lugoj and then Brasov.

He's an old friend I've reunited and who invited me to stay in his home.

So, you are going to carry on the campaign from here, from Salonta?

Yes, it's a pleasure to stay in my friend's house.

I'm honoured to be staying at my friend's place

and it's an honour to be with the folks around here.

When will the law of penalties come into force?

The bill that you're talking about is no longer

with the committee I am in. But if you ask me,

I'll tell you that those who reject it, should better read it first.

What about the excise duties, will they be increased?

As long as I have a word to say, they won't.

- But Mr. Puscas declared... - Ask Mr. Puscas!

I'd like to ask you about your statements regarding the case in Ploiesti.

No comment. Further questions?

Do you think that the president is entitled to request the revision of Decree 18?

- Further questions? - Why don't you want to comment on it?

Any further questions?

Mr. Gherman, how do you support Mr. Mocanu's candidacy?

As he was saying... we served in the army together

...and now he said he wanted to stay here with us.

So, the senator is going to stay at your place.

But it's just normal to stay at my friend's, isn't it?

He's most welcome in our home...

And what's your opinion on Decree 18?

Finally, a real cake-shop!

Welcome!

What can we offer you?

Well...

You tell me, Ildiko...

We've got cremeschnitte that we make differently.

With a lot a cream and strawberry cream on top.

Oh, yes, I'd like that.

And, we've also got punch cake.

It looks good, yes, I'd like it!

I'd like... what did you say that was?

- That's the Lehar cremeschnitte. - Yes, the Lehar cremeschnitte.

I'd like that. Adi, what would you have?

The same.

- Will you eat it here? - Rather, to go.

Okay. Shall I give you the punch cake, too?

No, not the cake.

So, these two: Lehar cremeschnitte...

...and... this one, with the pictures. What's that: Mozart?

- What's it with? - It's the Mozart cake.

- Mhm, what's it with? - Hazelnut cream and caramel.

- I'd like that, too. - Ok.

We've also got Somloi Galuska.

- Sorry? - Som-loi Ga-lu-ska.

[Sportcaster]

So, come on! Up with it! Come on!

Come on, get it into the mesh!

You clumsy, blind fool!

Now, we're in trouble...

Well, that's how you should play in Africa!

Don't we have good players here in our country anymore?

Must we bring them from Africa?

It's because they replaced the coach.

- Hello Szoni! - Good morning!

I hope you're going to vote!

I don't know, sir.

Many people are supporting Onoriu around here, don't they?

Onoriu?

He's with the chicks, not with the politics...

- Is that so? - Victor saw him with a chick once...

- Really? - When he was working in that hotel in Felix.

What did he see?

This guy, Onoriu was together with one...

One of those with the big lips...

A married man showing up in front of everyone...

- What was he doing? - Well, what was he doing?

They were messing around in that hotel.

My son showed me photos.

- What photos? - Victor took some pictures of him.

(Speaking Hungarian) - Is it short enough? - It's okay.

Have you been fishing?

Sure!

- Where? - By the border, at Lake Alibi.

- Did you catch any? - Sure I did.

Times change and challenges are big!

Europeans by excellence,

The Romanian people have always been

a part of the old continent, since time immemorial.

We have defended Europe, we've been a shield for the European values!

And now, you ask me: "what do we expect from Europe?"

We expect a fruitful relationship,

equal treatment,

so that every inhabitant of Bihor feels European!

My dear ones, I'd like to tell you that I have an old friend here in Salonta.

A true friend, a wonderful man!

An honest and hardworking man.

Let me introduce to you Viorel Gherman!

My host here! Go ahead!

- Well, good morning! - Hello, Vio!

Please, please, Viorel.

So... what can I tell you?

Mr. Mocanu came all the way from Bucharest and is staying with us.

I hope he's going to feel great here in Salonta.

- Me... I... - Thank you!

Thank you, Viorel! Thank you!

Thank you, Viorel, that's right. I feel at home.

And as a famous American politician,

Joe Kennedy, whom I personally admire a lot, once said...

..may God rest his soul...

When he visited Berlin, he said:

"Ich bin Berliner!"

"I am a Berliner, too!" That's what Mister Kennedy said.

And I can say the same.

Deep down in my heart, as a Romanian,

I feel I am from Bihor, also!

More than that!

I can sincerely say that I feel I am a citizen of Salonta.

I am a Salontanian, too!

So help me God!

[Bollywood TV series]

Is that the acorn?

Yeah.

That's the best.

It beats any colour.

But I have one more.

Well, that's a trump, too!

But how many acorns do you have?

Well, I have four.

If you have two, there's 6 six cards alike, right?

I thought all 8 are alike.

You don't play with the 7's and 8's.

- Only from 9 upwards. - Aaa... I got it now!

- Good evening! - Good evening!

Mr. Mocanu, many sources confirm your involvement

in the Ploiesti file. How would you comment on that?

No comment.

Do you think that Decree 18 will protect you before justice?

I'd only like to say that

I feel at home, here, at my friend's.

And I believe justice should be done.

- What about the "Computer case"? - Have a good night!

Mr. Mocanu, Mr. Mocanu?

What about Mr. Puscas' statements?

- Good morning, excuse me. - Good morning.

- I hope you're going to vote. - What vote?

- European elections. - I will.

Have you heard about Mr. Silvestru Mocanu?

- Good morning! - Good morning!

This used to be a hell of a car!

- What's the consumption? - 7, 8, depending on the petrol.

I also had one like this! Will you allow me?

- What's your name? - Veres.

Mr. Veres, you have a hell of a car! A Romanian pride!

- The petrol is on us! - What do you mean?

- It's our pleasure! - A token of our respect.

- Hello, Nelu! - Hello, Vio!

I've came with the gentlemen as I said!

Very well! Go on in!

- Good morning! - Good morning!

I'll be with you in a minute. Go on in!

You said there were 15-20 people in this family?

They are off to work in Oradea, many are working in Hungary.

But they are all registered here.

So, Viorel, tell us who should we vote for?

Mr. Mocanu here is going to tell you who you have to vote for.

So, not who I want to but who I have to?

Yes, you're quite right, Mr. Nelu!

Quit right...

Mr. Mocanu is running here in the Salonta college

and is looking for reliable people for support.

So, cheers!

God help us all!

- Grandpa, you have guests! - What?

- Viorel is here with a gentleman from Bucharest. - What?

Howdy, pop Liviu?!

- Hi, Viorel! - Good morning!

Welcome...

So, what's new, pop Liviu?

Well, nothing is new anymore...

Mr. Mocanu here is from Bucharest.

- He's a candidate for European elections. - Good morning, dear Sir!

What's your deal here?

He came all the way from Bucharest. Talk to him a bit!

We should vote for him not for Onoriu.

What's he doing here in our yard coming all the way from Bucharest?

Leave that alone, pop, talk to him a bit.

- A nice household you have here! - What?

I'm saying that your household is nice and big, it's...!

Well, yeah, it is, but... Sit down.

I'd like you to help me with a kind word. I need your support.

We need support from people like you.

I'll bring money from Brussels, from Bucharest.

So that the people here are okay and get ahead!

To build roads and streets...

Well, Ceausescu already built streets and roads.

Money?

You can wipe your ass with money.

That's what you can do with it!

70 years ago some other gentlemen came here from Bucharest.

They were going to Budapest.

They stopped their vehicle, we gave them food,

they thanked us, hey praised us,

they promised us,

they waved to us and went on.

The King himself came to the spa in Oradea Mare.

You're right!

We fought the war for our king and country.

Those were the days… I was just a kid.

Father said that a man should die for his country.

Indeed, you're right.

Ask someone now, a young man,

see if they're ready to fight for his country?

Have you asked?

Times have changed.

We were friends with the Germans back then.

My father fought on the Russian front.

He was prisoner in the camp, in... Tambov.

They ate potato peels, they ate dead horses to survive.

They ate... they also ate a dog.

That's what my father did for his country!

He grilled a dog and ate it!

It was nasty, I admit.

Smile!

One more, just a sec!

Look at me, please! Everyone look at me!

Smile!

Give it up!

- You're off, you're off! - Come on now!

Kick, kick!

Kick, kick!

Goal, goal!

Go, go!

Goal!

(Speaking Hungarian) You're not going anywhere!

Why not?

And what would you do in England?

Shall I post them online or shall I talk to the TV guys?

It will cause a big scandal. He has a family and all...

We all have families...

Shall I post them tonight?

How long are they staying around?

I don't know.

Haven't you asked them?

I haven't.

Well, ask them!

I can't do that.

Well, good night!

- Morning Viorel! - Good morning!

Did anything break?

- Just replacing the filters. - Can you still find any?

Well... still can...

Don't worry, you'll get the new one soon...

- Morning, Ma'am! - Morning!

I am going. It's like you're deaf...

Leave me alone, woman!

- There's still some bread left! - It's dry!

I'll go buy bread!

Don't worry, I'll go. This man is too dogged.

We should eat dry bread then.

Allow me, ma'am. I need some exercise. May I?

Yes.

Buy it from the shop near the train station.

- We only buy from there. - The train station?

Yeah, the station!

Wait, here's the money!

No need, Ma'am.

- Good morning! - Good morning!

- A coffee and a cake. - Which cake?

Your colleague served me a very delicious one...

- I think that one. - The punch cake?

I guess.

Then punch it is, then.

And a coffee.

OK.

Higher up so I catch the sun rays.

Look at me!

Mr. Viorel, come closer.

Hold it up, please.

But it's not the tomato season now...

Doesn't matter, Mr Viorel! That's not the idea.

Come on, higher!

Smile.

That's it!

That's it. Perfect!

A bit more.

Good, we could also add the corn.

- Did you get the corn? - Yeah.

Not corn kernels, we need cobs!

You weren't specific!

I bought what I found...

Did you think we were making a salad?

Mr. Adi... please...

I'm not hired to go shopping.

I drive where I'm told to and that's that!

Wait, Tibi, wait!

- What do you mean? - What shall we do with that corn?

Don't be a jerk, Adi!

Tibi is right! Why didn't you bought it?!

You are in marketing!

Mr. Mocanu, I'm human, too, I can't do everything.

Come on, don't start crying like women do!

Without resources I can't do proper marketing!

If you argue with Tibi, you'll argue with me soon!

Got it?

I just want things to be well done, that's it!

Give me a break! Do you think it's easy?

What the hell?

Do you think I'm made of iron?

Please forgive me, minister.

I know that all the weight is on your shoulders...

But with all this madness...

Come on, Adi!

This is my life! You know?!

- It's no madness! - I'm sorry.

Go and apologise!

Now!

Wait, wait.

Wait, Viorel.

So, what's up?

Viorel.

I want...

I wanna say...

That you're a man... A good man...

And...

And I, I'm an asshole... A big one!

So...

I'm an asshole.

I've... I have...

...a family, you know...

I love you.

And... no, I'm not ashamed. I love you!

Well, okay...

That, that's...

To bed! Both of you!

I'm a big asshole, Ma'am!

All right... all right...

You can't even walk...

I've prepared everything.

- Hello! - Hello!

- Hello! - How's it going?

Okay, okay!

- The sacks are over there. - Aham.

Hello, Mr. Minister!

Careful, it's really heavy.

Come closer a bit, please!

Stay there! Mr. Gherman, come here...

Perfect!

You're here, daddy's girl!

- You're tired, aren't you? - I'm OK.

You could have flown by plane to Oradea.

This is the last time I come...

- What happened? - Come on, really dad?

- Hi Mirela! - Hi.

Come.

This way.

Mom?

What about her?

How's she?

Wanna chocolate?

- Perfect! Thank you! - My pleasure!

Stay here!

Come on, please.

- Really now, dad? - Come on, please.

Smile.

Good... and one more, please.

Perfect!

What about the machine?

- What machine? - The washing machine.

Had no time!

- Do you want me to talk to Ciprian? - No, no need to.

And mom?

What about mom?

I've already asked you. How's she doing?

Do you really care?

Don't look at me like that!

Here's the godfather! The folks are waiting for you!

- Hello! - Hello!

Where's the boy?

It's a girl, Minister!

It doesn't matter if it's a girl or a boy.

- What's my god daughter's name? - Alexandra!

Alexandra, pretty name.

Give it to her godfather!

Come on up!

Mr. Mocanu, you have no idea how happy we are to have

a godfather like you!

It's an honour for me!

No one has a godfather like yours, Lucian!

Yeah, yeah.

Come now, a group photo.

On the stairs!

Look here please!

Smile!

Lot of pepper, but delicious!

Thank you!

- Welcome! - Good evening!

Good evening!

Very, very good! Good job team number 2!

- Good job! - Good evening!

You must fight for our town, our country and Europe!

God help us all!

Hm, excellent!

Well done!

We are close to the great victory!

Let's give a big hand to a man of the people!

Let's give a big hand to our man, Silvestru Mocanu!

Thank you, thank you!

Tonight I want to introduce to you a person

who's very dear to me, who came all the way from Bucharest

to support her father. I introduce my daughter, Mirela!

Good evening!

I'd like to tell you that for me,

my family has been the most important thing.

The political battles, the career, the conflicts,

they are all set aside when it comes to family.

Well, what can I say?

Early autumn it rained... But it hasn't rained on time.

That's the first problem.

Then, if it snows in winter and it doesn't melt... it's okay!

Come on Mr. Gherman, no one cares about that.

Because, let's say it snows in December, but melts.

And then there's drought until March.

Then, the snow in December was no good... do you get it?

'Cause in agriculture everything's linked.

Everything's like that, one thing clinging to the other.

You're avoiding the questions.

It's like with animals... If you have calves or piglets,

as many folks do around here...

If you don't take care of them, don't feed them, don't give them water...

Then, the pig dies in your yard and you don't know why?

Thank you, Mr. Gherman.

Do you get me? You must care for the animals as you do for humans...

'Cause they have their own souls.

Or if you get fruit trees...

The fruit, as they call it around here.

For palinka, for jam... Well, now, whoever makes that jam.

If you've got plum trees for instance

or other fruit trees, you can't put pears, plums, apples and apricots

all together.

...it won't make a good palinka.

They shouldn't be mixed!

Get it?

Well, that's how people are also.

Not all are alike!

- He's right. - Thank you, Mr. Gherman.

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight the election campaign ends.

The voters must decide whom they're going

to send to the European Parliament.

Mr. Onoriu, Mr. Mocanu, you have one minute each

to state your last opinion at the end of our programme.

- Mr. Onoriu? - Yes.

At least now, at the eleventh hour,

I'd like Mr. Mocanu to stop this smear campaign!

He used fake photos and he had my phone tapped.

Like the Intelligence Service, you know?

I'd like him to apologise now, on air! That's what I want!

What tapping, sir? What tapping?

Be serious!

You had my phone tapped! And you faked photos!

What do you mean? What tapping?

I'm really sorry that Mr. Onoriu has marriage problems.

Sorry?

He must realise he's a public figure and is exposed!

I want him to apologise!

We all have families! We all have problems!

- You'll have to apologise, you! - I won't apologise to you!

Oh, yes you will! You stinky communist!

- Thank you! - Thank you!

- Good bye, Ma'am! - Good bye!

Good bye!

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It's okay...

Well, you'll certainly win.

God forgive me, but that man whore shouldn't win.

Hi, Nelu!

Alright then...

Poor Grandpa died last night...

God rest his soul.

- The old man? - Yeah...

- May God forgive him! - May God rest his soul!

May God forgive him!

That's how many days he had...

So, come in.

- May God forgive him! - May God rest his soul!

The priest must arrive any minute now...

They let us keep him here,

'cause nowadays they won't let you do the wake at home...

- So, may God forgive him! - May God rest his soul!

May God rest his soul!

How are the elections goin'?

Well, you know how it is? People rather go voting in the evening.

We came... if you'd like to vote.

You can do it in this box.

- What box? - Well, this one. If you'd like to vote...

- Now? - Well, it's been requested...

Who requested it?

Does it matter, Nelu? You can't vote tomorrow, even if you want to...

Give me your ID, please... Mr. Kovaci.

Sign here...

Good, thank you.

Todut, here.

- You're determined, right? - Very well!

Your ID and thanks!

- Mircea! - What?

- Could you come a bit? - I'm coming!

- Just a sec. - So, come!

If there's no death certificate yet...

Well, there isn't yet...

Then, we can do it with the ID card

and take the certificate tomorrow...

Mr. Gherman, it's not really possible.

What I know is that when we were here, grandpa Liviu said he'd vote.

That's right.

Mr. Gherman, Mr. Muresean, I kindly ask you...

Mircea, you stay out of it! This is about a man's word.

It's true, but...

Grandpa Liviu told me he'd vote, he gave his word before me.

- Did you sign the certificate? - No, not yet...

So, why shouldn't he vote if it's still possible?

If the certificate isn't signed...

Well, do as you wish...

He would have really liked to, poor him...

Grandpa was always into politics.

Each vote is counted...

That's right...

But who do you think grandpa would've voted for?

He certainly would've voted for ours.

Yeah.

Well, that's what I think...

- OK! - Let's do it!

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