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[PLAYING RAGTIME JAZZ]

COME ON, FRED.

MAKE A WISH, THEN BLOW OUT THE CANDLES.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

QUIET OUT THERE! I GOT TO GET SOME SLEEP!

YAHOO-AHHH!

YAAAH...

YAHOO! BARNEY TO THE RESCUE!

[HORN HONKS]

[HONK]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[SIREN]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

♪ BEE-BAH-BAH-BEE ♪

♪ BEE-BAH-BAH-BAH BEE-BEE ♪♪

WILMA!

WILMA!

FRED? YOU'RE HOME EARLY.

YEP. I WANTED TO CATCH YOU BEFORE YOU STARTED COOKING.

WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT I BROUGHT HOME FOR DINNER.

FRED, IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO STUFF PHEASANT

AT THIS HOUR...

IT'S NOT PHEASANT, AND I'LL DO THE COOKING.

WHAT DID YOU BUY?

A COUPLE OF DINOSAUR STEAKS, NEW YORK CUT, 2 INCHES THICK...

HUH?

THEY LOOK A LITTLE STRINGY TO ME.

DON'T BE A WISE GUY. THEY'RE GONE.

YOU MUST HAVE LEFT THEM AT THE BUTCHER'S.

I TELL YOU I HAD THEM WHEN I CAME RIGHT HOME,

SO HOW COULD I HAVE... [SNIFFS]

WHAT'S THAT?

BARNEY BARBECUING NEXT DOOR.

HOW COULD THOSE STEAKS DISAPPEAR?

I SWEAR I DIDN'T STOP ANYWHERE.

WHAT'S HE BARBECUING?

SMELLS LIKE STEAK.

YEAH, AND I DIDN'T LET THIS BAG OUT OF MY SIGHT

FOR A SECOND...

STEAK?

DID YOU SAY STEAK?

OH, WHAT A SNEAK!

I JUST PUT THAT BAG DOWN

FOR A SECOND!

HIYA, NEIGHBOR! HOW DO YOU LIKE THESE?

A COUPLE OF DINOSAUR STEAKS, 2 INCHES THICK!

MAKES YOUR MOUTH WATER, DOESN'T IT?

IT DOES, DOES IT?

OOH! IS HE GOING TO GET A FISTFUL OF FINGERS

IN THAT MOUTH!

OK, WISEGUY! HAND 'EM OVER.

Barney: HAND WHAT OVER?

HEY, LET GO OF THOSE STEAKS!

Fred: OK, NEIGHBOR, YOU ASKED FOR IT!

FRED, I FOUND YOUR STEAKS RIGHT HERE ON THE WALL.

YOU OWE BARNEY AN APOLOGY.

YEAH. SAY YOU'RE SORRY AND LET ME HAVE THEM.

I'M SORRY, AND I'M GONNA LET YOU HAVE BOTH OF THEM.

WHAT'S THAT FOR?

THAT'S FOR THE NEXT THING YOU DO WRONG.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS, THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

2 GROWN MEN ACTING LIKE A COUPLE KIDS.

THEY HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO EACH OTHER FOR 5 DAYS.

I'M SICK AND TIRED OF IT.

I TOLD BARNEY TO GO RIGHT OVER

AND MAKE UP WITH FRED.

WHAT DID HE SAY?

HE ABSOLUTELY REFUSED, SO I SAID,

"I'M GOING TO INVITE MY MOTHER FOR A FEW WEEKS

IF YOU DON'T."

REALLY? WHAT DID HE SAY THEN?

HI, WILMA!

I'LL CALL YOU BACK. BARNEY'S HERE NOW.

HELLO, BARNEY.

I WAS JUST WONDERING IF, UH...

HOW'S EVERYTHING, WILMA?

FINE, BARNEY. I'LL GO CALL HIM.

OH, FRED! A FRIEND OF YOURS IS HERE.

IF HIS NAME'S BARNEY, HE'S NO FRIEND OF MINE.

FRED!

IT'S ALL RIGHT, WILMA, BUT AS LONG AS I'M HERE,

I'D LIKE THE RETURN OF SOME PROPERTY OF MINE

WHICH CERTAIN PEOPLE BORROWED

BUT OBVIOUSLY DON'T INTEND TO EVER RETURN.

I'M REFERRING TO MY LADDER, IF I MAY?

OF COURSE, BARNEY. HELP YOURSELF.

IF HE'S NO FRIEND OF MINE, I'M NO FRIEND OF HIS.

YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!

SO LONG, NEIGHBOR!

COME BACK, YOU COWARD!

BETTY, OPEN THE FRONT DOOR FOR A COWARD!

I'LL HEAD HIM OFF AT THE PASS!

HELP...

FRED. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

I WILL BE AS SOON AS I GET OUT OF THIS STUPID HOLE

AND LAY MY HANDS ON YOU!

THAT'S NOT A STUPID HOLE.

THAT'S GOING TO BE MY SWIMMING POOL.

I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE!

I'M GOING TO SUE YOU FOR...

UH... SWIMMING POOL?

THAT'S RIGHT.

OH, BOY! SWIM PARTIES!

BARBECUES! WATER POLO!

YOU KNOW... THE WORKS!

TOO BAD WE'RE NOT FRIENDS

ANYMORE, NEIGHBOR.

AHH... MAYBE YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND, NEIGHBOR,

BUT, UH, I'M STILL YOURS.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

JUST THIS. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU

HOW YOU CAN GET YOUR POOL FOR NOTHING.

I DON'T GET IT.

IT'S SIMPLE. LOOK.

IF YOU BUILD HALF A POOL

AND SOMEBODY GIVES YOU THE OTHER HALF FREE...

YEAH?

YOU'RE GETTING YOUR HALF FOR NOTHING. RIGHT?

BUT WHO'S GIVING ME THE OTHER HALF FREE?

WHO, WHO, WHO? WHO IS YOUR BOSOM BUDDY,

CLOSE PAL, AND LIFELONG FRIEND?

HOW MANY GUESSES DO I GET?

BARNEY, YOU'RE LOOKING RIGHT AT HIM.

SEE YOU AROUND, BOSOM BUDDY, CLOSE PAL AND LIFELONG FRIEND.

HEY, HEY, HEY! GET BACK HERE!

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO BE?

A DIAGRAM OF THE FINISHED POOL.

NOW, THIS IS HOW IT WORKS.

HERE'S YOUR HALF,

AND HERE'S MY HALF THAT YOU GET FREE

WITH A DIVING BOARD AT EITHER END.

YOU KEEP SAYING I GET YOUR HALF FREE,

BUT IT'S IN YOUR YARD!

WITHOUT MY HALF,

YOU ONLY GOT HALF A POOL, RIGHT?

YEAH, BUT...

LOOK AT THE ADVANTAGES OF OWNING A POOL

WITH SOMEBODY ELSE.

YOU GOT ALL THE EXPENSES...

THE CHLORINE, THE FILTERS, THE POOL TOYS,

THE CRANAFAST, THE FORNASTINE...

THE WHAT... WHAT... WHAT?

CRANAFAST AND THE FORNASTINE.

YOU GOT TO PUT THAT IN EVERY WEEK, YOU KNOW?

THAT ALL COSTS MONEY!

WE OWN THE POOL TOGETHER, WE SHARE THE COST.

WE DO?

AND BESIDES ALL THAT,

I'M THROWING IN THIS LITTLE SURPRISE FREE.

FOR ME?

FOR YOU, BUDDY.

"DO IT YOURSELF POOL KIT."

YOU'RE ONE OF THE GOOD ONES, FRED.

I'M ASHAMED OF MYSELF.

SOME FRIENDSHIPS ARE WRITTEN IN BLOOD,

BARNEY BOY,

BUT THIS ONE IS WRITTEN IN WATER.

WATER?

POOL WATER, THAT IS.

HEY! THAT'S FUNNY!

START DIGGING!

I'M DIGGIN', FRED. LOOK. I'M DIGGIN'.

ALL RIGHT.

WELL, YOU HAVE TO ADMIT ONE THING.

THEY'VE BEEN GETTING ALONG REAL GREAT

SINCE THEY STARTED THIS POOL DEAL.

WELL, WHY NOT? BARNEY'S DOING ALL THE WORK.

4,000 MORE BUCKETS,

AND THE LAST ONE IN IS A HOT POTATO.

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, BARNEY BOY.

YOU'RE ALMOST THERE.

MY HALF ISN'T EVEN FILLED YET.

IT'S A BIG JOB, NEIGHBOR.

GEE, AT THIS RATE, IT'S GOING TO TAKE ALL DAY.

NO, IT'S NOT. RELAX, BARNEY,

BECAUSE I'M GOING TO HELP YOU.

YOU ARE?

YEP. I'M GETTING A BIGGER BUCKET.

UH, HOW DO I LOOK?

OH, TRES CHIC, SIR!

YOU MIGHT SAY,

"AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 INCHES."

UH-HUH.

YEAH, THIS IS TRES CHIC, ALL RIGHT,

EVEN IF I SAY SO MYSELF.

YOU THINK IT'S A LITTLE TIGHT AROUND THE MIDDLE?

OH, NO, NO.

SNUG PERHAPS, BUT TIGHT, NEVER.

YOU HAVE A HANDSOME PHYSIQUE, SIR.

YEAH. HA HA! YEAH, I KNOW.

BARNEY SHOULD HAVE IT FILLED BY NOW.

OH, BOY! SWIM PARTIES, BARBECUES!

ALL THROUGH, BARNEY?

UHH, LAST BUCKET, FRED.

YAHOO!

LAST ONE IN IS A HOT POTATO!

YAHOO!

WAIT FOR ME!

OUT GOES THE BAD AIR...

IN GOES THE GOOD.

WE SHOULD HAVE LEFT THEM IN FOR GOOD.

DON'T GIVE ME ANY IDEAS. OUT GOES THE BAD AIR...

WILMA, WHEN ARE WE GOING SHOPPING?

AS SOON AS I SERVE HIS MAJESTY'S LUNCH.

HE'S DINING AT THE POOL TODAY.

WHERE'S BARNEY?

HE'S TRYING ON HIS GEAR.

GEAR?

UH-HUH. HE'S GOING TO PRACTICE SPEARFISHING IN THE POOL.

SPEARFISHING?

Fred: WILMA!

OH, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

I'VE GOT TO GO FEED THE FISH.

WHERE DO YOU WANT IT, FRED?

EHH, SET IT DOWN WHERE I CAN REACH IT.

OOP!

AND REMEMBER, IF YOU SINK,

DON'T LET MY BEST DISHES GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP.

AAAH!

TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER.

BARNEY, IT'S YOU!

DID MY SPEARFISHING OUTFIT SCARE YOU?

OUT OF MY WITS.

HA HA HA!

AND DON'T SCARE FRED,

OR HE'LL LOSE HIS LUNCH AND MY DISHES.

HIYA, FRED.

AND WHAT ARE YOU MADE UP FOR?

I'M GOING TO PRACTICE SPEARFISHING.

YOU CAN'T LOSE.

YOU'LL SPEAR THEM OR THEY'LL DIE LAUGHING.

HOW DOES IT WORK?

AND DON'T POINT THAT THING AT ME!

I'M SORRY. IT'S LOADED!

WHOOPS!

YOU'RE MAKING IT AWFUL TOUGH

TO BE GOOD NEIGHBORS.

NO USE WASTING THE LUNCH.

HEY, CHARLIE! HOW SOON TILL QUITTIN' TIME?

ANY MINUTE NOW, FRED.

I CAN'T WAIT TO HIT THAT POOL.

OH, BOY!

[TOOT]

AND THAR SHE BLOWS!

LAST ONE IN IS A...

HUH?

NOW WHAT?

HIYA, FRED.

GRAB A SHOEHORN AND SQUEEZE IN.

SQUEEZE IN WHERE?

NEIGHBOR, YOU AND ME HAVE TO HAVE

A LITTLE TALK.

AND WHO ORDERED THIS POOL FULL OF PEOPLE?

THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE. IT'S THE Y.C.M.A.

I'M LETTING THEM USE IT.

YOU MEAN THE Y.M.C.A.

NO. Y.C.M.A...

YOUNG CAVEMEN'S ASSOCIATION.

HEY, BUSTER, YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE HEAVY.

LAST WEEK IT WAS THE BOY SCOUTS!

MONDAY, YOUR RELATIVES!

TUESDAY, IT WAS YOUR CLUB.

LAST NIGHT, THE BOWLING TEAM!

"LAST NIGHT, THE BOWLING TEAM!"

WHEN DO I GET TO USE MY HALF OF THE POOL?

YOU ARE FORGETTING, NEIGHBOR,

THAT YOUR HALF IS MY FREE HALF

AND I'M LETTING YOU USE IT.

YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL INGRATE,

AND THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO HANDLE

AN UNGRATEFUL INGRATE!

[HAMMERING]

IS THIS ANY WAY

TO TREAT YOUR BOSOM BUDDY,

CLOSE PAL, AND LIFELONG FRIEND?

BARNEY, MY BOY, YOU'RE RIGHT.

THIS IS NO WAY TO TREAT A BOSOM BUDDY,

A CLOSE PAL A LIFELONG FRIEND.

THIS IS!

YEOW!

NOW WHAT? WE'RE ONLY GONE A COUPLE OF HOURS.

WE COME BACK

AND YOU'VE GOT A SPITE FENCE UP.

IT'S SIMPLER THIS WAY.

WHEN HE WANTS TO USE HIS HALF, HE DOES.

WHEN I WANT TO USE MY HALF, I DO.

AND RIGHT NOW,

I INTEND TO USE MY HALF WITH A FANCY 1 1/2.

HIYA, NEIGHBOR.

BARNEY, WHAT HAPPENED?

I TOOK OUT MY HALF OF THE WATER.

WHY SHOULD I FILL THE POOL

FOR THAT HIPPOPOTAMUS NEXT-DOOR?

BECAUSE THE WIFE OF THAT HIPPOPOTAMUS NEXT-DOOR

HAPPENS TO BE MY BEST FRIEND.

THAT'S WHY.

THE FENCE COMES DOWN

BECAUSE THE WIFE OF THAT LITTLE SAWED-OFF RUNT

HAPPENS TO BE MY BEST FRIEND.

AND ANOTHER THING.

THIS CONSTANT QUIBBLING BETWEEN THE 2 OF YOU

HAS GOT TO COME TO AN END.

NOT A BAD IDEA!

WHERE'S FRED?

HE'S INSIDE TAKING A NAP.

OH. I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM SINCE D-DAY.

YOU MEAN "D" FOR "DOWN WITH THE FENCE" DAY?

YOU KNOW FRED. HE'S DECIDED... "THAT POOL ISN'T BIG ENOUGH

FOR THE 2 OF US!"

WELL, BARNEY AND HIS BUDDIES

ARE SURE USING IT.

YOU KNOW BIG, KINDHEARTED BARNEY.

"SURE! COME OVER! USE THE POOL!"

"SURE! COME OVER! USE THE POOL!"

BIG, KINDHEARTED BARNEY!

DON'T FORGET.

BARNEY'S HAVING THE BUNCH OVER TONIGHT.

I KNOW.

DOES FRED KNOW?

NO, BUT IF HE ASKS, I'LL JUST TELL HIM

BARNEY'S HAVING A POOLWARMING PARTY.

POOLWARMING PARTY?

WILMA!

SOUNDS LIKE THE CALL OF THE MALE GRIPEOSAURUS.

YOU BELLOWED?

I DID.

I UNDERSTAND BIG, KINDHEARTED BARNEY

IS HAVING A POOLWARMING,

WHICH INCLUDES USING MY HALF OF THE POOL

WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.

YOU GET THE MESSAGE, AND I'VE GOT ONE FOR YOU.

I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE.

YOU THINK I'D MAKE TROUBLE

FOR MY BOSOM BUDDY, CLOSE FRIEND

AND LIFELONG PAL?

IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE INTIMATING?

NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M INTIMATING.

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

WILMA, I'M SURPRISED AT YOU.

WHY WOULD I MAKE TROUBLE FOR BARNEY?

JUST BECAUSE HE'S BEEN

A LITTLE UNNEIGHBORLY?

JUST BECAUSE HE'S A LITTLE UNGRATEFUL?

JUST BECAUSE HE'S THE BIGGEST RAT

I EVER MET?

DON'T BE SILLY!

[RING]

[RING]

HELLO.

WHO?

IT'S FOR YOU, CHARLIE.

TELL THEM TO HOLD IT A MINUTE, MAC.

EIGHTROCK IN THE CORNER POCKET.

HE'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.

TENROCK THE HARD WAY.

YEAH?

HELLO, FRED. DO YOU A FAVOR?

YEAH, LISTEN. I'M PLAYING A GAG ON A NEIGHBOR.

REMEMBER THE OUTFIT YOU WORE FOR THE HALLOWEEN PARTY?

YOU MEAN THE POLICEMAN'S SUIT?

YEAH. YEAH.

BUST IN AND GIVE THEM

THE "DISTURBING THE PEACE" ROUTINE, EH?

YEAH. NO MORE PARTIES OR I'LL THROW THE BOOK AT THEM.

NO! NO, THEY WON'T KNOW YOU!

YOU PUT ON THAT PHONY MUSTACHE

AND A BIG NOSE!

WE'LL HAVE A LOAD OF LAUGHS!

HEH HEH HEH HEH!

♪ YA-DA-DEE YA-DA-DA ♪♪

WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

ME? WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?

I KNOW YOU, FRED FLINTSTONE.

DON'T TRY ANYTHING FUNNY.

I PROMISE YOU, WILMA,

IF I TRY ANYTHING, IT WON'T BE FUNNY.

DON'T YOU REALIZE BARNEY IS REALLY

THE BEST FRIEND YOU'VE GOT?

YEAH, AND WITH HIM FOR A FRIEND,

I DON'T NEED ANY ENEMIES.

[KNOCKING]

SEE WHO'S AT THE DOOR.

I DON'T GET IT.

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO STICK UP FOR THAT

KNEE-HIGH GILA MONSTER?

♪ FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD NEIGHBOR ♪

♪ FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD NEIGHBOR ♪

REMEMBER, THIS WAS BARNEY'S IDEA.

♪ FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD BOSOM BUDDY ♪

♪ LIFELONG FRIEND AND PAL ♪♪

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FREDDY BOY!

MY...

BUDDY!

[PLAYING RAGTIME JAZZ]

COME ON, FRED.

MAKE A WISH, THEN BLOW OUT THE CANDLES.

OK. OK. LET'S SEE. UH... I WISH...

UH, UH...

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

QUIET OUT THERE! I GOT TO GET SOME SLEEP!

EVER SINCE THAT POOL WENT IN, NOBODY SLEEPS!

OK.

THIS IS ALL-OUT WAR!

YES, MADAM.

WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

YES, I KNOW, SIR.

WE'LL QUIET IT DOWN.

I KNOW YOU'RE A TAXPAYER.

I KNOW! I KNOW!

I KNOW! I KNOW!

CALLING CAR 809. CALLING CAR 809.

YES, SARGE.

INVESTIGATE RIOT AT FIFTH AND STONE CANYON.

RIGHT, SARGE. OVER AND OUT.

LET'S GO, PETE.

[SIREN WAILS]

YAHOO-AHHH!

YAAAH...

YAHOO! BARNEY TO THE RESCUE!

BARNEY'S HAVING A BALL!

LOOKS LIKE THIS POOLWARMING PARTY'S COMING TO A BOIL.

Man: ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY!

THE PARTY'S OVER!

LET'S QUIET IT DOWN, FOLKS,

OR I'LL HAVE TO BOOK YOU ON A 407, A 609

AND A 33 1/3.

WE GOT A DOZEN COMPLAINTS.

SWELL JOB, CHARLIE.

CHARLIE?

LET'S HAM IT UP A LITTLE, HUH?

SO THE PARTY'S OVER, HUH, BIGMOUTH?

BIGMOUTH?

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE

A RUNNING 407 1/2 INTO THE POOL?

ALL RIGHT, WISEGUY. I'M GOING TO RUN YOU IN.

YOU MEAN I'M GOING TO RUN YOU IN...

INTO THE POOL, THAT IS.

FRED, HAVE YOU FLIPPED?

RELAX! THAT'S NO POLICEMAN. THAT'S MY FRIEND CHARLIE.

FRED?

YEAH, CHARLIE.

I COULDN'T GET THE POLICEMAN SUIT.

THAT'S OK, CHARLIE... CHARLIE?

UHH... WHO'S THAT IN THE POOL?

IT AIN'T BRIGITTEY BARDOT.

[SIREN]

DISTURBIN' THE PEACE,

RESISTIN' ARREST,

DUNKIN' AN OFFICER,

ET CETERA, ET CETERA, ET CETERA.

I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A PIECE OF ME OWN BIRTHDAY CAKE.

HOW DO I GET INTO THESE MESSES?

HOW?

PSST!

FRED?

BARNEY BOY! OH, AM I GLAD TO SEE A HUMAN FACE!

HOW ARE YOU, FRED, OLD PAL?

OOH, I'M OK, I GUESS.

RELAX, FRED. WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT

AS SOON AS THE JUDGE SETS BAIL.

THANKS. THANKS, OLD PAL.

AND IN THE MEANTIME...

♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOSOM BUDDY ♪

♪ CLOSE FRIEND AND LIFELONG PAL ♪♪

OHH, BARNEY!

BARNEY!

YOU'RE ONE OF THE GOOD ONES!

THANKS FOR BAILING ME OUT, BARNEY BOY.

WHAT ARE NEIGHBORS FOR?

IS WILMA STILL MAD?

SHE'LL GET OVER IT.

SHE GAVE ME THE BAIL MONEY, DIDN'T SHE?

LIKE YOU SAID, FRED...

"THIS FRIENDSHIP IS WRITTEN IN WATER...

POOL WATER, THAT IS."

SPEAKING OF POOL WATER...

YOU MEAN "LAST ONE IN"?

YAHOOO!

YAHOOO!

UH-OH.

[THUD]

FRED, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.

I HAD TO CLEAN THE POOL,

SO I DRAINED IT.

ARGGGH...

[GRUMBLING]

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WILMA!

WILMA!

COME ON, WILMA!

OPEN THIS DOOR!

WILMA!