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Adam!

Eve!

- What? - I must tell you something!

You have to tell me something, finally.

I have never told anyone before.

No other woman?

No, none.

Promise you won't laugh?

I won't.

I... I don't know how to tell you this, but...

I'm a dwarf.

And this is supposed to be your proposal?

This is Grasshopper... uhm... This is Jedlina.

Olo, I'm... I'm sorry I'm calling. Do you have a minute?

You weren't supposed to call me here.

Olo, they're after me!

Adaś, I'm going to kill you, you weren't supposed to call me here.

I'm in the middle of arranging my life.

Help me! I've broken up the monopoly!! I have the King Size!

Kingsize? Where are you?

I'm by your house, help me! I have the mixture with me!

Go to the hotel. There's always a lot people in the lobby.

You'll be safe there. I'm on my way!

This dodger wants to disappear among the crowd.

Which scenario are we going to use, comrade?

In this case, we'll employ scenario A5.

Olo!

Ladies and gentlemen, nothing's happened, everything's under control.

Thank you very much, goodbye.

Excuse me, miss! What are you doing?! Hello!

Follow the red Fiat!

- Hey, mister, get in the back! - Right, I'm sorry!

Open up! Open up right now!

- Who's there? - Police.

Can I help you?

And where is the third guy?

What third guy?

This one? He ran away.

Naked?

That's right.

Took off his clothes and ran away. Which way?

This way.

Help!

Damn!

Are you crazy? What are you doing?! Mace?!

Are you crazy?! Do I look like a mugger? Do muggers have eyes like these?

Like I had enough time to see! I thought you were the strangler!

I would have explained everything! Trust me, I am quite harmless.

Please, come in.

Please, wait here.

I'm sorry.

You should drink it upside down. This is the best way to get rid of hiccups.

Is the mace very harmful?

You'd better not rub it.

I am sorry I have scared you but

I was afraid I'd lose you or that you'll lose it.

I was at the hotel when the guy ran into you

and he was supposed to give me something.

What does it have to do with me?

He was supposed to give me something and you ruined it.

I'll be on my way soon.

Just give it to me. He put something in your pocket.

Really? He put something in my pocket and I didn't feel a thing.

Who are you and who were those men at the hotel?

- Do you have to know everything? - Yes!

All right, I will tell when you give me the vial.

What vial?!

The one you have in the left pocket of your coat.

I'll give it to you, if you tell me what's going on.

Fine, but let me see if it's still there.

Oh no, it's impossible!

It must be behind the lining! How can you be so careless?!

To walk around with holes in your clothes? You're a sloven!

Give it back to me!

There's nothing to laugh about! Adaś risked his life for the vial!

And what was in the vial?

The laboratory! Perhaps, there's some left there!

But what? What was in the vial?

Freedom.

SMALL IS BEAUTIFUL

My girl said that she might even get married if she had to.

And mine even made me an omelette. This is paradise, brother.

It seems that we have something that turns them on.

And you see... I told you nobody was coming.

I've been setting him up for two weeks, brother. This Adaś had no accomplices.

Hmm, they wanted a stakeout and we delivered.

We get to stay in King Size another week.

That's right!

Holy hollow, I left water on.

I've completely lost my wits from all the fudging.

But Big Eater must not know.

They say that comrade Krzysztof himself enjoys a little fudging.

I found some coffee!

We could invite our gals to come by.

We'd fudge the hell out of them, right?

We surely would!

I have a strange feeling that this will be our easiest mission.

Hahaha, sexmission!

Help!

My ass!

Pycio, take me down!

You slob!

Ewa! I'm home!

You call this five minutes?

First I met one lady at the hotel and then I went to her place.

Then I went to Adaś's laboratory and met two gentlemen there.

And on the roof there was a cat,

so I fell down to the ground and now I am back.

You leave your fiancée alone and go with some woman you've

met at the hotel. You have some nerve to tell me this!

I though we promised we would tell each other everything.

You look awful! You were supposed to have

dinner with my family for the first time tomorrow.

You can't show up looking like this.

You did it on purpose to avoid meeting my mummy.

Ewa, why are you like this? I really I love you!

How could this have happened?

Chemical composition of the recipe is the most closely guarded state secret.

That's right, most closely guarded.

Not even those who make King Size know all the ingredients.

That's right, they don't.

- And yet... - And yet...

Stop repeating after me, airheads!

Must be that he once worked on the production of King Size.

At least it's a good thing we caught him.

What about the lab?

While we were chasing Adaś, Pycio and Gil destroyed the lab,

so the danger has ceased to exist.

So Gil and Pycio are still staking the place out?

Yes, in case he had accomplices.

If they screw this up I'll feed them to birds.

Yes, I will.

Thank you, comrades. All right, bring the Judas!

Come closer.

Just look at yourself.

What was the point? Perhaps you were short of something?

I have heard that you were issued your own drawer.

A drawer? The drawer is not everything.

Was I supposed to spend my life distilling some

ingredient and don't even know what you use it for?

Yes, you've had a temporary breakdown. I understand this,

it can happen to anyone.

You feel the urge to leave it all and run away as far as you can.

And only dedication to your duty keeps you at your post.

I know that feeling well.

Yes, but we're not vindictive.

If you voluntarily declare in writing, that it was just a temporary breakdown,

we are willing to forgive you everything.

The thing is, I'm not declaring anything.

You slob!

And you know that you'll be charged with intentional disclosure of the formula?!

This is betrayal of state secrets!

Conscious cutting of the branch

we are all sitting on together!

What "state"?

This is all just a big joke!

If not me today, then tomorrow someone will break it all to pieces!

I'm asking for the last time, how did you get hold of the King Size formula?

You can kiss me back there.

You must earn this pleasure first. Waś!

"THE GRASSHOPPER" EDITORIAL OFFICE

Mr. Olo, we need to have a serious conversation.

A candy?

I've read your last essay.

It's very, very interesting, but I have some doubts.

For example, you write about conservative and radical dwarves.

And then you write:

"Wispy squinted his beer-coloured eyes."

Beer-coloured?

In the era of combating alcoholism,

you'd better change it to "hazel" or "chestnut".

I don't not want to impose anything, anyway.

I'd like to ask for unpaid leave.

But you must deliver the overdue article first. Today is the fourth.

It's already the fourth today?

What's so strange about it?

Yesterday was the third, tomorrow will be the fifth,

panta rhei.

Here's the article, I have to fly.

You can always count on me.

I love and understand the young!

Cockta! PoloCockta! You're out of PoloCockta?!

There should be...

A customer has just bought the last one. Oh!

Give me my drink back, you thief!

I'll pay you a thousand!

I'll show you a thousand! I'm throwing a party!

I'll give you two thousand! And my watch!

A nutcase! Manager!

He's walked in without a basket!

Damn you, rascal!

You thief!

What are you doing?! You want to smash this place to pieces?!

He has stolen my PoloCockta!

Take it easy, I'm opening.

Call the police!

I'll pay for everything.

I demand satisfaction!

Who are you?

ORMO

I've paid for it, let me go! Stop tugging me!

Here you are.

My "Polo Cockta"!

I'm sorry, thank you.

Hey! Hello! I would like to thank you, miss!

- You're welcome! - How did you know it mattered so much?

I'm in a hurry for work, so if you don't mind leaving...

Fine, if we are going in the same direction, I can give you a lift.

Thank you.

It's just, this is my seat.

Of course...

I'm terribly grateful.

- Look out! - You're fifteen minutes late.

I'm terribly sorry.

What is this supposed to mean? Only just in time again, Ewa.

And who's the model?

This is my fiancée.

A journalist.

King size

is a royal

size

King size is a royal size

When your soul feels old

And the drawer's stuck

And all around

There's so much muck

While your soul

Is still whole

Get out of the drawer

Get out of the drawer

Come across

Kingsize is bliss

You mustn't miss

It's sex, it's bliss

It's a lost paradise

Kingsize...

...for all you can be tall

Keep out if you're small

Aim high or not at all

Move over!

So you had the vial all along? Why did you lie to me?

What's it worth to you?

One hundred...

How will I get two hundred US dollars?

I thought you wanted it so badly.

All right, I'll get the money by tomorrow.

Tomorrow is promised to no one.

Here, take it.

Kingsize!

You're so fast, I like it.

This could have got smashed.

All right, I'll bring the money tomorrow.

It was free of charge.

Why?

Because you are...

Because I like it this way.

If your gear's too tight And makes you fidget

Change your size

And become a dwarf

For if there isn't

Much in the kitty Scale down the players

And you're sitting pretty

Small is great

We're heard that before

But they're pretty gloomy

Inside the drawer

And if you ask

Why they're fretting

It's because small

Often means petty

What? Big Eater?!

Thank you for joining me for this show

of my collection Troll Trend 89'!

Okay, okay, all right.

Aaaah... I invited you for dinner.

And forgot...

You are the editor of a newspaper?

Nice to meet you,

Olgierd Jedlina.

I was hoping there was something

nice to your weirdness,

but this is my skirt.

I invested two months of my life in you.

That's enough.

If I understand correctly, you work as a Santa Claus?

No, he claims to be a dwarf just to avoid marriage

but it's not original at all,

everyone here is a gnome.

Let's go look for giants, mother.

I really am a dwarf, Ewa.

Hold it, please, mother.

Ewa!

Oui, Mama.

Drawerland?

Drawerland?

Drawer!

Drawer.

You pervert!

Degenerate!

You're lucky there are women here, you pervert!

Pervert!?

Oh my God! It's you!

This is supposed to be your vacation?

Excuse me, miss,

but it's not of your business how I spend my free time.

I need it for my new article.

I am researching social attitude towards dwarves.

Olgierd! I'm worried about you.

You're overworked.

Perhaps you believe you're a dwarf.

This things happen,

when you focus on the same topic all the time.

You see?

Even children don't tolerate such dwarves.

Don't kick the man. You'll get all sweaty.

Wait, what's going on?! What's happening?

You could at least say 'Goodbye'.

Bravo! Bravo!

Gentlemen, this must be a misunderstanding.

Sure, a misunderstanding.

But why?

You provocateur!

Drawer? Drawerland?

Enough! Let's go!

Bloody whippersnappers.

Drawerland? Drawerland?

Finland?

I don't understand.

Hello, hello, miss!

You keep following me!

It's you running after me.

Take off this cotton wool beard. And the hideous hat.

Get in! We must have a serious conversation.

The other side, I know.

I have to tell you something!

I have never told anyone before.

No other woman?

No, none.

But promise you won't laugh.

I promise.

I am...

A dwarf.

How do you know?

Because I am a dwarf, too.

There are no female dwarves.

My father was a dwarf,

he also fought for King Size for all.

You thought I was at the hotel by accident?

Adaś phoned me as well.

You were checking me.

Because you weren't honest with me.

You never told me

that the elders had had the elixir for a long time,

but only gave it the chosen ones.

You were ashamed to tell me,

because you were chosen too, otherwise you wouldn't get the potion.

It was a long time ago.

If you drink PoloCockta regularly,

you can stay in King Size forever.

I know, my father discovered this.

But he always said, that there exists King Size

somewhere, where you don't need to drink PoloCockta.

This is my father.

Big Eater turned him into a bunny.

Nice to meet you, I'm Olgierd Jedlina.

Jedlina!

I've read your articles

in the "Grasshopper".

Fantastic!

- He's going to crack. - Oh yes.

So, who disclosed the formula to you?

This is indwarven,

I refuse to answer!

Archmage Ciupa?

I refuse to answer!

Perhaps we could also add them?

When did you become so zealous?

I've noticed it a long time ago.

Koszal?

Major Świergotek?

Or perhaps...

No. Smerda Jajeczny also not.

45?

Maximum spin.

Yes sir, maximum spin!

I'll taaaalk, I'll talk!

It's me!

I discovered it myself,

by trial and error, on my own!

Alone.

Nobody helped me.

I think he's telling the truth.

He could have worked alone.

Maybe...

Stop with the insinuations, all right?

Unstick him!

Kwintek! Kramerko!

Over here!

Don't be afraid. They are our best agents.

We've already met.

I didn't manage to explain back there in the market...

When you tried to make contact, we thought it was Big Eater's provocation.

Your method was amateur, but intentions were good.

To ours in Drawerland.

I'd just like to say, that penetrating Drawerland will be extremely difficult.

We've succeeded in even more difficult situations. We, the old guard.

Your task is to find Adaś. Leave the rest to us.

What rest?

Penetrating Drawerland is just one thing.

The other is kidnapping Adaś and escaping, as fast as possible.

Give me the vial.

King Size for all!

There's not enough for everybody. Perhaps for the four of us.

It was just a metaphor.

The idea...

Cool.

And what if we encounter resistance?

Don't worry about it. You see this bottle?

The same happened to Pineconer Major Świergotek.

Don't forget clothes for the mission

Clothes?

I have my daddy's old clothes. Don't worry.

Oh yes, Ala, how's your daddy? Still a bunny?

Poor thing, we must get him some dandelions sometime.

But before we enter Drawerland and find Adaś, we can trample

many innocent, useful dwarves!

That's why we're going in as little ones.

As little ones?

Yes, through a mouse hole or a hydraulic trail.

As little ones?

Don't worry, nothing can go wrong.

It's all well thought through.

If anything, I have my daddy's emergency plan for you.

As little ones?

As little ones?

Quaternary Research Institute

No trespassing!

- All right. - Clothes.

Get undressed.

One, two, three, one, two, three.

I don't like it, I don't like it.

Loosen your muscle.

I don't like it.

I hope it's disposable. You hear so much about AIDS these days.

Don't worry, it's all under control.

Turn off the light, kid.

Dress up!

Kingsize for all!

For everybody!

Everybody!

We've got a new one.

Did they spin you?

If they put him with us, he must be a professor.

Sort of, I'm a chemist.

Charges?

Disobedience. Third degree.

Rebel!

Kid, upper bunk, right now!

Professor is taking your bed.

What? It's not necessary, I can take the upper one.

Kid! Remember, you're on duty.

Okay.

But fellows, I can do it myself.

You have a different task, professor.

What task?

Sit down and plot.

Stairs. Cover me.

Look out, I'm throwing it.

Tighten.

Now me!

We're getting close to Big Eater's zone, stay alert.

This wasn't here before.

Drop it! Don't touch it! Use a matchstick!

Holy hollow, high voltage.

What now? We can't do it alone.

Take it easy, such things happen.

We can continue the mission on our own.

Our cause demands sacrifices. It won't get done itself, you know.

Be he was our guide.

We're almost there.

The only thing we can do for him,

is to honour his death with a minute of silence.

And first of all, there is sky. Snow, grass, wind.

So it's not as bad, as they say, professor?

I wouldn't know, what they say. It's just different in there.

I saw sky once, too.

I saw it through a hole in the drawer. It was so blue.

I know what you mean, but it wasn't sky.

It was just a bucket that stood there.

Okay, you've already been to King Size,

so why do you need all this trouble?

Why cook the potion?

The elders don't like it.

I wanted to do this for others.

I wanted for everyone to be able to choose,

whether they want to be big or small.

And my friend, who once was in King Size,

said that there live these, what do you call them...

Gels!

Gals, you moron!

Girlies!

And is it true, that they are so soft? And so nice smelling?

They are called woman

and they are very nice indeed.

I just never had time for them. Always too busy with chemistry.

And what about me? I don't know, if I'd like to go to King Size.

Is it so bad here?

And yet being big is damn risky.

It's as the poet used to say: "Small is beautiful".

Come here, Adaś. You're going for another spin.

No!!!

Don't worry,

there are other ways, to make you a meek comrade.

Go back to recycling.

Goodbye.

And you suck as provocateurs!

But his stories were so nice...

We're here.

Quiet!

This could be a trap!

Do you feel draught?

Don't think about me,

think about the mission!

Give me the pin, they won't take me alive!

Give me the pin!

No, I can't just leave you.

Complete your mission!

No, I'm not leaving you alone!

Go and look for Adam!

Kingsize... for everybody!

Drawerland?

My fingers...

Need a tenner?

Sorry?

One thousand and three hundred, my colleagues sell it for two grand!

Elsewhere it cost 2000.

A bargain...

The police!

I must disappear!

- Spawn dumplings, please. - A coupon, please.

One forest-murmur, please!

Wouldn't mind one myself.

Where have you been for the last two years?

Sale of fermented beverages has been suspended until further notice.

Who ordered a wild fly?

Are the flies fresh?

From today's spider web.

I'll have one too.

A coupon, please. Flies only for coupons.

What coupons? He took one without a coupon!

Go away or I'll call guards.

What's with the privileges?! Favouritism? Down with coupons!

Down with privileges!

Comrade, we have a troublemaker here!

No politics in the cafeteria!

Pipe down.

Nasty, nasty, disgusting!

My fly...

Your fly...

A wild fly.

Is this Scotch? Scotch?

Tape me if you can...

Let's face it,

not all dwarves must be merry and friendly.

We need to know all aspects of the truth.

Both bright and gloomy.

Therefore, on behalf of the Birch Boletes, I demand...

an uncensored edition of Grimm's fairy tales!

We want Grimm!

Long live the Dwarf's Republic of Drawerland!

Long live Smerda Jajeczny!

Let's appoint this task to our most excellent writers.

We, dwarfs, need to know our roots, just like mandrakes.

Those that don't understand that, are just truffles, not roots!

I think I've seen you before,

but have not heard about any of your missions.

This is perfectly understandable.

My mission was top secret. Codename "Grasshopper".

My job was to enter King Size and infiltrate the PoloCockters.

Sit down.

And whose order was it?

Should I hit him in the back?

Shush! It's an act.

Shush!

My direct superior is Pineconer Major Shush.

And only he knows about the mission.

This is a very strange coincidence,

since Pineconer Shush is dead. He was offed by PoloCockters.

Shush is dead?

Let's then honour his memory with a minute of silence.

Son of a birch.

You're one of the PoloCockters.

You spy.

You have betrayed, extorted and abused,

but we've got you on our list.

Comrade Pineconer, you don't think I would

be so naive to come to you myself, once I've settled in King Size.

I started the argument at the cafeteria on purpose, just to reach you.

And I don't like your ugly face.

You know what, I'll feed you to birds.

There'll still be time for that.

But I think you'll change your mind,

when you listen to what I have to say.

All right!

You have 3 minutes.

I came to you, because Drawerland is in danger. The King Size monopoly

has been broken up.

This is supposed to be your breaking news?

We've known it for a long time. We've even caught the culprit.

How come? I've talked to him two hours ago in King Size.

That's right. Tall, dark-haired man.

His name's Zenon Bombalina. He's got a secret lab in Nadzarzecze.

His accomplice, Adaś, has a dummy lab in the city centre.

What's the name of the accomplice?

Adam Haps. I didn't work it out right away.

A little insipid fellow?

Yes, quite insipid.

- Where's Waś? - At the cafeteria, they have flies.

Get him and get me my car.

Wind it up!

What shoddy workmanship...

Excuse me, where are we going?

A nice car.

Comrade Pineconer, duty office Hałaburgi

welcomes you to the Recycling Section.

Come, we'll show you what we have prepared for the likes of you.

Olo?

You have a good view of the Recycling Section from here.

I brought you here to show you, how hard

the dwarves who failed us have to work.

And? Do you see this Haps anywhere?

There he is, the one in glasses.

Adaś Haps, a decoy. Just ask him about Zenek Bombalina.

- You'll see confusion on his face. - Bring him here.

Come here, Haps.

You've caught the wrong person, just look at him.

Would this loser be able to crack the formula?

Bombalina is the brains of the operation, this one is just a decoy.

Do you know him?

I don't know this dwarf. I've never seen him.

Take off your hat, when you speak to me.

I've discovered the formula myself. Nobody helped me.

He's lying. He's covering Bombalina.

It's his last chance to say something important, and yet he's lying.

Why would he say something important? Why?

If he discovered the formula, he must know the ingredients.

Of course, I recognize you.

We've met at Café Biba. We've had beacon and water. Lots of water. Tap water!

Café Biba, lots of water to get colder.

He's not right in the head.

Café Biba! Beacon and lots of tap water!

Though this is madness, there's a method in it.

All right, we must take care of this Bombalina.

Certainly! I can take you to his laboratory.

We'll enter King Size and I'll take you to him.

Haha, not so fast. This is what we're going to do.

You give us Bombalina's address, and Waś and Zyl will take him out.

In the meantime I'll be in the sauna.

We can get to know each other better in the meantime. This is our Ferris wheel.

I often wonder what those PoloCockters really want.

What did they miss in Drawerland?

They were warm, nicely clothed,

had enough food and could take up interesting hobbies.

Some of them even had their own drawers.

When I was living among PoloCockta drinkers, I often

heard they say that it's no use being a dwarf in

a world that doesn't need dwarves any more.

No more horse manes to plait.

Nobody to grind corn for at night.

People don't even need their pots washed with sand.

Children throw shoes at dwarves.

This is typical, degenerated PoloCockta drinkers' reasoning.

Since we exist and prevail, someone obviously needs us.

We have much untapped potential

that Andersen and Konopnicka used to write about.

Or even the Grimms in their late tales.

Today's world's harmony would be interrupted without dwarves.

Bring new twigs!

Comrade Pineconer, something has just occurred to me.

Why don't we just make the elixir available to everyone?

We would then know for sure, who wants to be a dwarf, and who doesn't.

Only loyal dwarves would remain and we don't need any other.

The thing is, we need them all.

The loyal and the undecided.

Otherwise someday the two of us...

would be the only dwarfs

left to plaid horses' manes.

I know the PoloCockters have no love for us,

but we'll love them for as long

as it takes for them to love us back.

The water's too hot already!

But maybe...

Come closer.

I'm going to tell you something now, like a dwarf to another.

Do you know what really attracts them to King Size?

More than all those noble sentiments?

Females!

They want to fudge them!

He's running away!

Fudging! What a lout!

What about dignity, freedom and size?

Come here!

Let me out!

I think it's stuck.

Put the kettle on a skate and after him!

Why am I rolling so slowly? Faster!

Hey, Olo, nice of you to drop in!

It's not me!

- We've been waiting two years for you! - And only yesterday did we drink the egg.

The egg?

Faster! Ignore the red light!

What are you doing?!

Halt!

Wait!

I'm going after him.

What are you doing?!

You'll spend the rest of your life in prison!

Alert!

Hail Drawerland, dwarven motherland.

Drawer land is thy name.

Olo!

Paragraph!

I can't talk right now, they're chasing me and I need a place to hide.

A drawer in the table is slightly open, you can hide in there.

Thanks. I'll handle this.

Run away with me, Paragraph!! I have a big vial not far from here!

We can both be in King Size in a couple of minutes!

I've already been there once

Everything's too big in there.

But isn't grass beautiful? And the sky...?

Beautiful...

And you want to stay in your drawer!

This is home.

You really want to remain a dwarf?

Some must be small so that others can be big.

Are you sure?

I also think, that everyone should have the King Size potion at home.

But even then I wouldn't like to be big.

Paragraf...

Anyone sneaking past here?

No.

He's not there.

"We're not afraid... of being confined..."

Archive here.

Halo?

Two crates of onions for the whole Institute.

Careful!

Noo!!!

A certain Bombalina does live at that address.

Careful!

Fifties, energetic, edits the "Grasshopper".

Did you get him?

Look put!

Although the details agree... Bombalina cannot be involved

...in the case.

Why?

He's a female!

Then why waste my time?

I've other things on my mind.

He led us down the garden-path!

If they want war let them have it!

Enough is enough!

We must cut off their supplies... of "Polo Cockta".

Either they're on our side or they're expendable!

It's a job for the special task force.

I'm cold.

The contingency plan...

What a drain.

At last!

Alone?

Where are the others?

They fell at their posts.

I don't have the formula.

Adam's out of his mind.

How huge you are!

Tell me what Adam said.

Café Biba, bacon, tap water... He's out of his mind.

Those are his words exactly?

He kept repeating it.

What would you do if you had only one chance of

...passing on the formula.

I'd smuggle out a letter.

But if you couldn't write it down?

I'd try to pass them on in code.

Hoping they'll understand me.

What would you code?

The components, I mean.

Let's write them down.

Ca, Fe, Bi, Ba, Ba Co N plus water.

That gives us calcium, iron, bismuth,

barium, barium again, cobalt...

...and nickel. Barium twice?

Strange...

Maybe we're wrong?

Try B Ac O N... that's boron actinium, oxygen, nitrogen

You're wonderful!

I just know Adam, that's all.

Were you close?

We had a common cause.

"POLO COCKTA" WORKS, NO ADMITTANCE.

Emergency supplies.

That's seen the last of them.

Good morning.

Ala, get up!

Your Pa wants his breakfast.

We must get going.

Careful!

Get up!

We must do something to get you back to Kingsize.

JUNIOR CHEMIST

Kingsize...

Hurry up!

Don't fidget.

Well?

Why isn't in working?

Maybe I had the wrong proportions? Try this.

I'm cold.

Hey! Don't overdo it!

I don't know... we've tried everything.

I might have been burnt!

There is something wrong here.

All we needed was a fire...

Do something Adam!

Or we're both finished.

Do something!

"Adam, do something!?"

Adam, do something...

Olo! Olo! Olo!

Just talking to myself...

"Yesterday an explosion... destroyed the

only factory producing "Polo Cockta".

It must have been a gas leak.

Otherwise we would have noticed something.

The monsters!

The colonel's responsible.

Despot, tyrant!

No more Cockta and we can't reproduce the formula.

Since early morning anxious Cockta lovers have been

...buying up supplies.

Luckily I stocked up.

There are unforeseen complications.

Reports are coming in... that men who went

out to buy Cockta have disappeared, leaving behind all their clothing.

It all looks like robbery.

All items are... in the care of the police.

What will happen to them?

And to me?

Olo!

The water! Tap water from the lab!

The water! Tap water from the lab!

Water! What water?

What do you mean?

Listen we didn't add water.

We did... distilled...

Yes, but it has to be tap water from his lab.

How do you know?

Adam told me. The old magic's working.

I'll be big again!

Go and get some.

In the meantime, take care!

Blueberry to Strawberry! The she male's here.

Be on the alert!

Phase "C".

Strawberry here. Report arrival.

Calling Strawberry! She's leaving.

Mr. Jedlina!

Where are you?

Again that...

Yes, ma'am.

I'm sorry for the intrusion, but...

Your leave was over... and you didn't report back at work.

I was worried about you.

So was the collective.

The collective!

Your voice sounds a little thin.

I've been busy but I'll soon be back at work.

I realize everyone has his problems...

But there are regulations ...which I can't ignore.

There've been some important... changes in my personal life.

Good heavens!

What have you done to yourself?

You really thought you were a dwarf...

Oh dear, what a woman!

Ambulance Service No 4.

Good day, ma'am. There's a woman here who's fainted.

What happened?

I don't know.

We were talking and she just fell down.

Your address?

No4 Forest Grove.

Your name?

Olgierd Jedlina.

We'll send an ambulance.

Give me the water.

Who's that?

That's my boss. I've called an ambulance.

What's she doing here?

Lying down.

By Pa's ears! It must work.

Here's to our success! Let's hope it works.

That's the ambulance men. You talk to them.

They'd better take her away.

You can't relax for a moment.

Ambulance Service?

Olgierd Jedlina?

He's not at home.

Really?

Quickly, hide!

Olo, hide!

Hold on, I'm coming!

Under the wardrobe!

And who are you?

Just a friend... of Olo's.

He's turned into a dwarf!

Really? What dwarf?

You must be insane.

You need a holiday.

I'd better be going.

The editorial council meets on Thursday.

Ala?

At last you're big.

And strong...

Did you call us?

In the dining room.

Good, these two need your help.

We were told a woman...

She went home.

Okay, we'll take what there is.

Olo, help!

Cut it.

Adam's in danger.

Olo, help!

Greetings!

Ten paces from the door!

1, 2, 3...

Here it is.

Café Biba?

Calcium... iron, bismuth, barium...

A proper Mata Hari...

For insubordination, treachery and disloyalty to Dwarf's Land...

for revealing... the most closely guarded secrets,

the renegade Adam Haps

is condemned... to quartering by egg slicer.

Signed H. Kilkujadek for the supreme tribunal.

On the 13th Rainius in the Dwarf's year 25.

Tormentors, do your duty!

No! No!

Olo, save me!

Drill here.

To liberty, fellow dwarfs!

To freedom!

I'll come with you.

I must go alone. Wait here.

I'll be back - with Adam or alongside him.

Be careful.

Don't worry.

Thank you, how much do I owe you?

Adam!

You dared come back here full-size?

You broke a sacred commandment.

We'll never forgive you.

Give me these injectors.

He pricked me.

Sorry!

I'm getting quite worried father.

If he's not successful. I really don't know...

He's here!

After him!

Well?

He's here.

Get him down!

Shake him down!

He got away.

Cut him off. On the toilet paper!

Yes sir!

On the wash-basin. Put me down.

Did you catch him?

One second!

What happened?

Careful, hold me.

Outflank him!

Bigheads!

All because they had a go at being largo.

We'll put a stop to expeditions... to Kingsize!

Come on, come closer...

We'll jump after him.

Get him with the soap!

"For you"

A near miss.

Is there another bar?

No

The toilet roll! Follow me.

We'll jump one at a time.

I'm here! Next!

My turn!

Hold on!

Now you'll be mine, mine alone!

Never!

Let go! That's an order!

That's where you belong, you tyrant!

Father!

You're wonderful!

I'd forgotten what you looked like.

The spell has been broken.

Broken?

Look at teeth and ears.

A dentist and a vet will see to those.

Olo!

Adam!

I'm back... but what now?

Don't worry, I have the drops for Kingsize.

Let's go south!

There must be some Kingsize there

...where you don't have to drink "Polo Cockta".

Where are we?

It's the wrong directions!

You said there weren't any female dwarfs!

I want to be big!

No more micros!

That's supposed to be a happy ending?

No! It's no fair!