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[growling]

[wind howling]

[man] Between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis...

...and the rise of the Sons of Aryus...

...there was an age undreamed of...

...when shining kingdoms laу spread across the world.

Hither сame Conan, the Cimmerian, sword in hand.

It is I, his chronicler, who knows well his saga.

Now, let me tell уou of the daуs of high adventure.

[horse whinnies]

- We angered the merchant. - You're surprised?

- We didn't steal all he had. - We didn't have time.

[horse whinnies]

[screaming]

Hyah! Hyah!

[groaning]

- Hyah! - Hyah!

- [riders groaning] - [horses whinnying]

Why aren't they killing us?

Maybe they want to capture us and torture us to death.

Oh.

- Hyah! - [speaking indistinctly]

[groaning]

Hyah! Hyah!

[muffled shouts] Conan, help!

[coughing]

[grunts]

[moaning]

[man shouts]

[whirring sound]

[groans]

[whirring sound stops]

[panting]

- [woman] Do you know who I am? - Taramis.

- Queen Taramis. - Not my queen.

You have a queen? But you are a Cimmerian.

Cimmerians have no rulers.

You're a barbarian. You live free in the world.

You owe allegiance to no one. Is that not so?

It is and it always will be.

- What do you want? - I need your help.

- No! - No?

- You don't know what I'd give you. - You have nothing that I want.

You were praying, Conan. What were you praying for?

Look at the shrine.

See what you were praying for.

What is there, Conan?

Think.

Show me the desire in your deepest heart.

Valeria.

Where is this Valeria?

- With Crom. - Your god?

She sits by the side of my god.

What I want, you cannot give me.

Yes, I can.

- You can bring back the dead? - Do as I ask of you...

...and I will.

Wake.

- And remember. - Tell me what I must do.

Soon.

[indistinct chattering]

[dog barking]

[indistinct cheering]

- Conan! - Look!

[cheering continues]

Doesn't that animal look familiar?

I think it does. I'm sorry about what happened the last time.

[groans]

They love us.

We will drink to Dagoth...

...the Dreaming God.

- What do you want me to do? - To bring back the woman you love?

Yes.

It is written in the Scrolls of Skelos...

...that a girl born with a mark must make a perilous journey.

It is her destiny.

[thunderclap]

My niece, Jehnna, has such a mark.

- You will take her on that journey. - To where?

Jehnna will show you.

Ever since she was born she's been prepared for this.

There is a key she must find, a key only she can touch...

...as it was written in the Scrolls of Skelos.

Where is it?

In a castle.

- Guarded? - By a wizard called Toth-Amon.

- By a wizard? - That frightens you.

You're afraid of magic.

And you will have to deal with it.

What good is a sword against sorcery?

- Then you're afraid to go? - No. I will find a way.

- What does this key unlock? - A treasure.

A jeweled horn. Only she can procure it.

Only she can lead you to it.

And when she has it, you'll bring her back to me.

Then you will have your reward.

We shall both have everything we want.

Through magic.

[girl screams] No!

- Shh. It's all right. Don't be afraid. - [gasping]

- It's only a dream. Only a dream. - No, I saw--

- A dream. It was only a dream. - I saw--

- Be still. Lie down. - I saw it!

- No-- - I saw it again!

- You saw nothing! A nightmare. - I did! I did!

- Go back to sleep. - I saw it again.

- Shh. Shh. - I saw it! I did, I saw it.

Tomorrow, you start your journey.

You'll need all your strength.

Your destiny's at hand.

- Now, sleep. Shh. - [thundering]

[softly] Sleep.

All our destinies are at hand. Even Conan's. He doesn't know it.

We don't need him.

I don't need the captain of the guard to steal a key. I need a thief.

What you need to do is make sure this dear child...

...returns safely to the palace...

...with both the treasure and her virginity intact.

I will protect them both.

You better, my friend...

...for she must be a virgin when she's returned to be properly sacrificed.

One other thing, Bombaata.

We can't have the King of Thieves near the treasure.

So when the key is in my niece's hand, kill Conan.

Have the Elite Guard follow. They will help you.

Conan must die.

Do you think he's handsome?

[Bombaata] Very ugly.

No, not him. Conan.

- Can't you judge for yourself? - But how can I?

How many times have I seen a man?

A real man.

All I've seen is you.

[laughing] Meaning no insult to you, Bombaata.

Yes, he is handsome.

[dog barking]

[birds twittering]

Conan, wait! We must go this way.

- Not yet. - [Jehnna] But you have to obey me.

Weren't you told? There are rules to every game.

[Conan] I believe you. But there's magic in this game.

I'll have to fight it with magic.

Akiro.

- [indistinct chattering] - [grunting]

[grunting continues]

Crom.

- What are they going to do? - Have lunch.

[screaming]

[yelling]

Those savages would have a terrible stomach ache.

Why would they eat someone so old and sour as you?

[coughing] They thought if they ate me, my magic would be in their blood.

At least they could've washed you first.

[wailing]

[grunting]

[coughing]

- I need you. - I'm yours.

- [Conan] Tell me more about this key. - [Jehnna] Oh, it's not an ordinary key.

- It's a jewel. - A jewel?

Yes. The Heart of Ahriman.

Well, can it be worn?

Only by me. No one else dare touch it.

[birds squawking]

[indistinct chattering]

[indistinct chattering continues]

If there is anything you like here, try not to take it.

- I know when to steal and when not to. - [chuckling]

[indistinct shouting]

[screaming]

- Get her. Get her! - What did she do?

She came with the bandits.

The others are dead. Now it's her turn. After we have our fun.

- [screaming] - Don't kill her too soon.

Save her!

Thieves should be hanged.

Conan, there are six of them against her.

One, two, three... I think you're right.

And she's tied to the stake! Do something!

[crowd continues shouting]

[all gasp]

[screaming]

Yaah!

[all muttering]

[all exclaiming]

Yaah!

- Yaah! - [all muttering indistinctly]

Stop.

- I think we made a friend. - Wait here.

What do you want?

- To come with you. - Be off!

Let me speak to Conan.

I said, be off!

[shouting]

[continues yelling]

[grunting, yells]

[Conan] Stop!

Leave.

I swear that if Conan will let me ride with him,

I will give my life for him.

We shall see.

The castle of Toth-Amon. It holds the key.

Come bring her, Conan.

- We leave now. - [Conan] In the morning.

I'm the leader here.

Lead in the morning. It will be better.

- We must rest. - My thinking exactly.

Sleep.

In the morning, you'll touch The Heart of Ahriman.

The first to do so in 1 000 years.

Look!

Jehnna. Jehnna!

Jehnna!

Akiro, where is she?

[chanting indistinctly]

In there!

- Who took her? - A giant bird. A bird of smoke.

Into the boat!

- Somebody should watch the horses. - Malak!

I didn't mean me!

I'm rowing!

Too late, my friends.

But come.

Come anyway.

How do we get in? Is there another entrance?

[droning]

[droning stops]

Under here is a way in.

- You mean under the water? - You can stay here if you like.

Alone?

They need me!

[gasps, grunting]

[creaking]

[creaking continues]

Ah! [moans, gasps]

- Be careful. - Oh, hold on!

Bombaata.

[both grunting]

[liquid dripping]

[creaking continues]

[straining]

Wizard it open.

[grunting, straining]

[grunting]

Fine magician you are.

- Go back to juggling apples. - Aah.

[growling]

Aaah!

Get up! Get him!

[grunting]

- [Conan shouting] - [growling]

[yells]

[straining]

[growling]

Aah!

[shouting]

[growling]

- [glass breaking] - [howling painfully]

[moans]

[shouts] Aah!

[both shouting]

[howls]

That's exactly what I'd have done.

[growling]

[moans]

There are only two left, Wizard, and you're behind one of them.

Which one?

- No! Not here! - Not this one!

[all screaming]

- [glass shattering] - [wind howling]

[loud clanging]

[loud clanging continues]

Bombaata?

Bombaata?!

Bombaata!

Bombaata! [echoing]

I need you!

Bombaata!

- Bombaata. - It's all right. It's all right.

Crom!

[creaking, rumbling]

[Jehnna screams]

Out! Out of here! Quick!

- Hurry! Hurry! - [indistinct shouting]

[thundering]

[Jehnna screams]

No!

[Jehnna screams]

Stop!

[Jehnna shrieks]

Bombaata!

[Jehnna continues screaming]

All an illusion.

[horse whinnies]

[screaming]

[Jehnna] Help! Bombaata! Help me!

Bombaata, where are you?

Put me down! Do you hear me? Put me down!

Look out, you fool!

[yells]

- [grunts] - [horse whinnies]

[man groans]

[both shouting]

[straining]

[shouting]

[both grunting]

[moans] Ah...

Bombaata, stop!

Why?

I thought you were going to hurt the girl.

This is one of the queen's guards.

- Why did they attack us? - [Bombaata] Not by her order.

- [coyote howling] - [crickets chirping]

[rock scraping sword]

Mmm. [chuckles]

Wait, wait. This is much better.

Akiro's own magic mixture. Let me help you.

- What do you think you're doing? - Covering your wound.

My wound is lower.

We don't want infection to spread.

I'll spread your head open.

This is what the world has come to.

You try to help somebody...

...and what do you get instead of thanks?

Threats.

Now yell if it hurts.

I suppose nothing hurts you.

Only pain.

After we return to Shadizar...

...what will you do?

I'll find my kingdom and a queen to sit beside me.

What kingdom?

The promise I was kingdomed.

No. [chuckles]

The kingdom I was promised.

What queen?

Valeria.

- Valeria. - Valeria.

What is she like... this Valeria?

[coyotes continue howling]

Do you see this woman over there?

- Zula? - Valeria is like her.

She doesn't look like her, but she has the same spirit.

The same...

- The same, uh... - Strengths?

Strengths. Strengths.

- And she's a warrior, too? - A great warrior.

A great woman.

Could there ever be...

...anyone else but her?

Another queen?

Lot on your knife.

Not on your life.

Excuse me.

I must get up now.

[groans, moans]

How do you feel?

Welcome.

You are welcome.

[sighs] I didn't know women could be warriors.

All my tribe are warriors.

It seems that men like women warriors.

Some.

Do you think that I could ever be one?

I could teach you how to use this.

Yes.

Please.

- Now, the power is in the wrists. - Oh, I see.

- Like this? - That's right.

They've got to stay loose.

It takes practice and strength.

[coughing] Wait! Wait.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Hold on.

If you're going to learn how to fight, then learn with a real weapon.

Not with a toothpick.

Here, I'll show you.

Stand like this.

Yes. You do it. Try it.

And then swing it over your head.

- Oh! - Oh.

I'll help you. Swing over your head.

- [sword whooshing] - Ow!

Good.

Now you're ready to take on anybody.

[thudding]

[animal howling]

How do you attract a man?

What I mean is... suppose you set your heart on somebody.

- What would you do to get him? - [growls] Grab him.

And take him!

You'd grab him and take him?

Take him! Like that!

- What did she mean? - What did she say?

Well, she said that if she wanted a man...

...she'd reach out and take him.

- Good idea. - But then what?

I mean, you've got him. What do you do with him?

That's easy. You see, you just--

You, uh...

You see, in order for a man to really know a woman...

...and for her to know him, they have to...

They have to join.

Join?

Uh... Uh...

Get together. See...

He has to take his... his, uh...

...and grab her by the--

Uh... There you are, joined.

I mean, how do you think flowers grow?

Through this?

- Yes. - Is this the only way?

Yes.

- We can't go around it? - I go where I feel myself led.

So I've noticed.

[horses whinnying]

- [straining] - [rock creaking]

[creaking continues]

[Conan grunts]

That way.

[grunts]

[shrieks]

[squeaking]

[Bombaata grunts]

Shouldn't one of us go back and stand guard?

Bombaata.

Together.

- [stone creaking] - [both straining]

Here, let me help.

[all straining]

Malak, go inside and see if there's a lock. [groaning]

- You mean in there? - Go!

[creaking]

I found something.

- Let go. Easy. - [coughing]

[swallows]

[muttering] "It is written in the Scrolls of Skelos,

that the horn will be found by a woman-child.

A virgin who will have a mark upon her.

And when the horn is placed once more

in the forehead of the, uh, Dreaming God...

...Dagoth will arise.

Then let man fear...

...death to the world.

The woman-child will be sacrificed."

- Stop her! Don't let-- - Be silent!

[rumbling]

Crom!

"Death to the world."

Life for Valeria.

- Her destiny isn't only to deliver it. - It's just writing on a wall.

She is to be killed! Sacrificed!

We shall see.

Destiny or not.

Everybody out!

Out!

[grunting] Wait! It's worth a fortune!

[slight clattering]

[armor clanking]

- We come in peace. - Then let us go in peace.

Let the girl come forward.

We've been waiting for her all our lives.

We are the keepers of the horn. It belongs to us.

No longer.

- Who are you? - Conan.

I have heard of you.

You know the legend written on the wall of the crypt?

From the day of my birth.

Then you know what will happen

if the horn is placed back in the forehead of Dagoth.

The god will live again.

And we who give him life will stand by his right hand

and rule the world with him.

You'll die in the great evil that will come from his rebirth!

- We will control him. - No one is able to control him!

His power and his evil are too great!

Give us the girl or we'll take her!

Enough talk!

[gasps]

Aah!

Back to the crypt!

[yelling]

- [yelling] - [groaning]

Aah!

- Bombaata, get out! - [man yelling]

Out! Let's get out of here!

[indistinct shouting]

[all yelling]

[all straining]

[armbands clinking]

Behind the dragon is a tunnel. It could be our only way out.

The jewel! Take the jewel!

Hurry, hurry.

- [grunting] - [door creaking]

That way.

Malak!

- Malak, come on! - [grunting continues]

Malak!

- [armbands clinking] - [men yelling]

[bellows]

[swords clanking]

[armbands clinking]

It's the leader. He's a wizard.

[grunts twice slowly]

[scraping sound]

He's forcing the mouth open.

Well, stop him! Kill him or something.

My dagger's gone. You kill him.

Not me. It's bad luck to kill a wizard.

Wait. There's a better way to take care of a wizard.

[grunting continues]

[chanting indistinctly]

[gasps]

[chanting, growling]

[panting]

[strained groaning]

- [grunting] - [shouts]

- Well done, Akiro. - [groans]

Into the tunnel.

[tearing sound]

[Bombaata] Don't stop! Hurry! Hurry!

[shouts]

[grunts]

[coughing]

[horses whinnying]

Run! Run!

- Where are the others? - They're coming. Don't worry, go!

[horse whinnies]

- They've gone. - Taken their horses.

- Or been captured. Let's flee. - Wait.

Bombaata took her.

Taramis planned it from the beginning.

We get the horn, her guards will kill us.

Bombaata takes the girl and the horn back to her.

And her promise to you?

A lie.

Where are we going?

To Shadizar!

- What for? - To stop Jehnna's sacrifice.

But it's her destiny. It can't be stopped.

You don't have to come.

- I will. - I will.

I won't! I mean, what's in it for us?

We're not some charitable institution! We're thieves!

Go! I won't help!

[indistinct voices approaching]

Hey! Hey, wait for me!

You know you can't do without me.

Go, go! Wait, Conan, wait!

[horses whinnying]

Do you have the treasure?

[all gasping]

[gasps]

Bring it to me.

[footsteps approach]

Reserves, to guard the palace.

There must be hundreds. We can't get in there.

Well, you can't say we didn't try.

- The front can't be the only entrance. - Oh, it isn't--

Malak?

[Malak] At the bottom, behind the waterfall, there's an entrance.

Used to be an exit. My cousin's sister's brother dug his way out there

when he was a prisoner of Shadizar.

Today is your birthday.

All of Shadizar is celebrating.

Drink.

To life. For Dagoth.

For Dagoth.

[yelling]

- [grunting] - [sputters]

[up-tempo music plays]

Oh, Dagoth. God of gods.

Ow!

My cousin's sister's brother never said anything about bars.

How do we get back up?

They were put up after your sister's brother's cousin escaped.

Cousin's sister's brother! How many times do I have to tell you that?

[Akiro] You said your sister's brother's cousin!

[Zula] Who cares whose brother's sister's cousin it is!

- What difference does it make?! - [grunts]

[straining]

[up-tempo music continues]

At the first sign of life in our god, the girl must be sacrificed.

Or, as the Scrolls of Skelos say, "A catastrophe will befall us."

[man] Oh, Dagoth, god of gods...

...power above all power.

[rock clattering]

- Yah! - [guards growling]

- [shouts] - [blades ringing]

Aah!

[thundering]

[men murmuring]

Kill her!

Save the girl!

- [shouts] - [indistinct screaming]

[thundering]

Kill her! Kill her! She must be sacrificed!

[gasps]

[indistinct screaming]

No!

[screaming]

[straining]

- [shrieks] - [roars]

[grunts, moaning]

- [roaring continues] - Get back!

- [thudding] - [roaring]

[screaming]

Down the steps!

[shouting indistinctly]

[howling]

[shouts]

[shrieking] No!

[knife clattering]

Run!

[shrieks]

His horn is his life!

Tear out the horn!

[shouts]

[roaring]

[grunting]

- [Dagoth roars] - [straining]

[thundering]

[horn tearing]

[roaring]

[bellowing]

[continues bellowing]

[thundering]

[yells]

[down-tempo music plays]

Zula?

[crown murmuring]

I need a captain of the guards. I see no reason why a woman...

- ...wouldn't do as well as a man. - [murmuring continues]

- You. - Me?

Come here.

I understand that every king or queen must have a fool.

[crowd laughing]

- Do I qualify? - More than qualify.

Will the world's greatest wizard come forward, please?

At your service.

One cannot rule without wisdom.

- Let me instruct you in the mystical-- - Later.

Rule Shadizar with me.

I will have my own kingdom, my own queen.

[Akiro] So it was that Conan mourned his lost Valeria.

At length he sought adventure in distant lands...

...and trod the jeweled thrones of the Earth...

...beneath his sandaled feet.

Until at last, he found his own kingdom...

...and wore his crown upon a troubled brow.