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In this world there are humans

monsters spirits angels and demons.

Truly a melting pot of sentient creatures.

As such this wonderful world abound with diversity...

Come again okay?

S-Sure.

C'mere handsome!

H-Hey...

"The Arachne's Web" ...is naturally abound with a diverse selection of brothels.

"Fairy Nectar" ...is naturally abound with a diverse selection of brothels.

"Dairy Farm" ...is naturally abound with a diverse selection of brothels.

...is naturally abound with a diverse selection of brothels.

The girls who work at said brothels are called "succu-girls."

The law allows succubi to pursue this occupation by law purely on

the basis of their species.

There are plenty who don't look much like succubi at all

but nearly everyone has succubus blood in them if their line is traced back far enough

or so the convenient line of logic goes.

Well let's set aside the niceties for now:

All creatures are bound by their instincts

"The Elven Inn" and as such the Succubus District is once again bustling with customers.

Thank you so much for coming today.

Come again soon Stunkie!

Yeah I'll be back.

"Stunk (Adventurer)" Man elves really are the best! They're all young and hot!

Yo Stunk.

Hey Zel.

Dude did you seriously just sleep with that elf just now?

"Zel (Elf)" Dude did you seriously just sleep with that elf just now?

Hell yeah it was awesome!

You've gotta be kidding!

She's over 500 years old!

So?

She's like an old hag! I can't believe you can sleep with that!

She looks young and she's pretty damn cute to a human like me so I've got no complaints.

Really? What about that is cute?

I seriously don't get you humans.

Oh my!

Is that my little Zel-Zel?

Hey Mitsue-san!

I haven't seen you in ages!

You really should come--

Ages? C'mon we had some fun together just three months ago!

Oh you know three months is ages to a human!

Well then why don't we go have some fun later tonight?

Really? That sounds wonderful!

We can spend all night together.

I'll be waiting.

I can hardly stand the wait!

Man nothing beats humans. None of 'em are over a hundred.

"Interspecies Reviewers"

"Ale 'n Eats"

Meidri can I get a refill?

Yes coming right up!

Look your taste in women is just plain weird.

No way! Like I've said for a whole century it's humans who have the weirdest taste!

Elves are cute no matter how old they are. What don't you like about 'em?

Their mana's old and rotten! How do you not know that?!

The hell?! How am I supposed to know about their mana?!

You just are!

Excuse me?!

Okay if you're gonna be this damn stubborn we'll settle it once and for all!

Brooz! Kanchal!

"Kanchal (Halfling)" "Brooz (Beastman)"

You guys go out to the Succubus District every night right?

H-Hey moron!

Don't shout it out!

Shut it! Who cares about that crap?!

Right now I need you to write a review! With numbers!

A review?

--With numbers? --Yup!

You'll be reviewing a 500-year-old elf versus a 50-year-old human succu-girl.

C'mon now!

This'll bring the truth to light:

that a 500-year-old elf is way better!

You're gonna read 'em and weep!

I dunno about that.

--Here. --I'm all done.

Okay let's have a look.

With their exquisite beauty elves truly are the finest women of all the species!

A 500-year-old elf woman might sound old but she looks young and hot

so who cares about her age?!

I'm givin' her a 9 out of 10 points!

A 50-year-old succu-girl's got lots of experience so yeah

she can get me to finish but I ain't that thrilled about it.

No freakin' way! A 500-year-old elf is way older than my mom!

There's no way I could fuck that!

Have a little class!

Fifty-year-old human girls are supposedly "old"

but the life force inside of them is so rich and hearty

and they're real good at what they do! How can you not like that?

They might look cute but a 500-year-old elf smells old and stale kind of like mulch.

Smell is real important you know!

If you look at them like they're a plump orc girl they're pretty damn cute.

And they're way softer than an orc girl. Suffice it to say I like 'em.

That's basically an old hag...

I like elves but they can get to be 800 years old so y'know...

Sorry but I'd pass on this one.

This one's an old hag too.

I'd pass on her too.

Still she's better than the elf so...

I see I see.

Yeah yeah.

Not surprised.

That's about right.

"500-year-old Elf: That's basically an old hag..." See you're the only one who rated the elf higher.

Really?

Ooh I've gotta go see Mitsue-san!

See ya!

I said it yesterday and I'll say it again

your taste in women is damn weird.

C'mon now the reviews didn't lie!

You're the weird one.

You get your taste in women from your old man?

My old man eh?

Guess we share somethin' in common.

He was a real bastard but he did like his harems.

That's not like your taste at all.

I'm telling you you like the weirdest shit.

C'mon the weird thing is--

Get 'em Stunk!

On it!

Hey you all right kid?

You an angel? Never seen one of you before.

Damn same here and I've been around over 200 years.

They're pretty rare.

Right then you take care.

Huh? P-Please wait!

You seem to be adventurers and quite skilled ones at that!

Would it be all right if I traveled by your side for a while?

You see because my angel halo broke I can't use my powers.

More importantly it means I can't go back to Heaven.

So while I wait for it to heal...

I know it's a selfish thing to ask but...

You can go back to Heaven when your halo heals up is that it?

Huh? Y-Yeah!

Okay! When it heals up you take us to Heaven

but until then we'll help you as best we can!

R-Really? Thank you so much truly thank you!

But why do you want to go to Heaven?

We're just dying to know...

...if they've got brothels in Heaven.

What?

--You see we're on a fantastic journey... --...to have sex with every type of girl out there!

Be it jungle!

The sea!

The desert!

The snowiest peaks!

The deepest dungeons!

High and low near and far we set forth for adventure!

And if there are cute girls to be found there...

...through Heaven and Hell we'll come for them!

Uh... Huh?

Oh man I'm so excited!

Boy the day I get to have sex with an angel I'll know I'm truly in Paradise

every meaning of it!

Going to Heaven...

More like coming to Heaven!

You never know maybe God herself is workin' up there!

Oh my God! Dream big!

Long live our sexy utopia!

I... I feel like I've asked for help from some extremely dubious folks...

Oh yeah.

You're a guy... right?

You've done it with a bunch of angel ladies then huh?

I-I'm a boy! Of course I am!

L-Look I've got a bulge right?

Oh. Okay.

Right let's get on our way to town yeah?

I actually have both

but if I told them that they might try something funny with me...

Oh hey since you're here we'll treat ya kiddo.

Treat me? To dinner?

No man to a succu-girl! C'mon let's go!

Wha...

What?!

No no no no hold on please!

I've never been to that sort of establishment let alone done it!

Ooh so it's your first time?

All the more reason to treat ya.

Hey guys!

Um uh...

I was under the assumption that such lascivious behavior was uh...

...frowned upon so...

So uh...

We're here.

"Meow Meow Paradise" It's been a hot minute since I've been to Meow Meow Paradise.

"Meow Meow Paradise" "Mew Mew Course - 40 minutes" I'm gonna ask for Mokko so don't you dare steal her okay?

"Meow Meow Paradise" "Mew Mew Course - 40 minutes" I won't. I like Karuru y'know.

'Sup ladies?

U-Uhh actually uh...

Welco-meow!

--I'll have Karuru he'll take Mokko --First of all I'm an angel so...

--and it's his first time so find him someone nice yeah? --...I don't think I should be somewhere like...

Sounds purr-fect. Let's see...

And honestly I think you should do something like this w-with the one you love...

U-Uh I...

I've never been with an angel before.

This your first time coming to a place like this?

Y-Yes.

I mean uh I don't know what to do...

I mean I'm not...

Wanna take a shower?

Just let this kitten take care of you okay?

Okay...

Thank mew very much!

Come again soon!

Yep catgirls are awesome! They're so cute!

Boy humans really love cat ears huh?

Right then where to next?

Somewhere with girls we've never tried before.

Yeah let's take a look.

Oh boy... I've really done it...

In every meaning of the word... I've done it all...

All in one go...

The party was joined by a pure undefiled angel...

...whom was immediately defiled.

"Ale 'n Eats"

"Ale 'n Eats" Later Stunk introduced Crim to the Ale 'n Eats where they started working.

Thank you for waiting!

Thanks Crim!

This is a bulletin board for adventurers.

Here patrons can post rare and helpful information they've learned on their adventures.

This not only helps adventurers make a name for themselves

but earn some cash too as valuable bulletins are sold to be posted in other establishments.

Stunk gave 'em a seven Zel was a six Samtahn said eight...

Everyone gave 'em high scores.

"Pop a tent-acle with a Dagon!" Slippery and slimy...

"The Pinnacle of Passion"...

"Wonder if it's a problem of physical compatibility..." Kanchal's review's off. A four?

"The squirming tentacles were way too heavy. I felt like I was being tied up and tortured."

Ow ow ow ow!

This hurts!

You're gonna--you're gonna peel it off!

Hey are you listening to me?!

Ow! This really hurts!

And you're being too rough!

Hey could you please listen to--

"As someone who enjoys being delicately toyed with

much like a master thief disabling traps

I can say that this type of sex was not for me. Hard pass."

Incredibly good to know.

Wait aren't you still a virgin?

I'm merely collecting information to aid me when the promised time comes.

Ooh wonder if they'll go to an underwater shrine next?

Hey Meidri you got back issues of Stunk's reviews?

Let's hit up a place where the girls've got tons of mana.

Look you know I don't know what--

Hey Stunk and Zel.

This is for you.

--What's this about? --Your pay for the article you posted.

Everyone's taking a copy.

God men are the worst.

I had no idea that little opinion piece would earn us gold.

And a whole pile of it at that!

What're you gonna do with all that money?

What are we gonna do with it?

You know what we're gonna do with it.

We're gonna go review a new species!

It's our job after all!

Yep it's hard work!

Okay let's figure out where we're headed to next!

I heard a mermaid joint opened up how's that sound?

Dude we just did a dagon. Can we go for something non-aquatic?

You categorize them by type? Woof.

Hey Crim.

Yes would you like to order something?

You get paid for your work here soon right? Wanna come with?

Huh? Come where?

U-Uh actually...

You have to take a load off sometime you know.

More like bust out a load am I right?

Ugh no thank you--that's so gross ew.

Keep it to yourselves.

What's that Meidri dear?

You jealous?

If so I can give you a private review tonight--

And so Stunk Zel and Crim set forth on a quest to find a new species to review

"Ale 'n Eats" "Two Weeks Later" and two weeks passed.

I haven't seen Stunk and Zel around lately.

Just how far did they go to get it on?

It's been two weeks..

That is a bit long to be gone. I'm a little worried...

Wait why am I worried about those perverts?!

Ugh I'm such an idiot!

I'm just a little worried about Crim!

It's busy around here without him.

Ho there! Excuse the long absence fine citizens!

You get that nut out?

Oh you betcha!

Where the hell'd you go this time?

You'll have to see the review to--

Oh Meidri can ya put this up for us?

"One of if not the lewdest species!!" I swear...

They're just as disgusting as always. I can't believe I was worried about them.

"Birdmaids: Just like parakeets the back of their neck is sensitive!

Their all-in-one cloaca feels fantastic!

One of if not the lewdest species!"

"Eldri the Birdmaid!" Eldri the Birdmaid!

"Stunk"

"Zel"

"Crim"

"Narugami"

Birdmaids are unfathomably sensitive.

Every move you make on them they cheep and squeal.

It's like I've got my own pet birdie!

And that voice is so sweet and adorable-- and hot damn is it sexy!

The room was my own private orchestra hall hosting her lewd moans!

I'll tell you this my Li'l Stunk gave her a standing ovation!

Have you ever had a pet parakeet?

You know how when they like you a lot they'll land on your hand and try to hump it?

So here's what I'm getting at...

Birds are total horndogs!

Parakeet? More like gonna skeet! They're awesome!

Their pretty wings feel very different from mine. I liked that a lot...

But they're very submissive and I'm not very dominant so it was a little hard for me...

Taking a bath with them in the cold waters in the forest lake feels nice.

But...

I don't know who would actually ask to sand bathe with them...

So I'm a Lamia...

They said "no snakes"

and turned me away.

I really wanted to wrap myself around them too...

Talk about cold-blooded.

Wha... Wha...

Back of the neck huh?

Real sensitive eh?

They got a cloaca.

Yet another nugget of knowledge obtained.

Stunk! Zel! Crim!

H-Hey it wasn't our idea to go after a birdmaid!

You little bastards...

The good part's right around the nape of your neck huh?

W-Welp Mitsue's waitin' on me so I'm out!

S-Stunk are you okay?

Owww! I just touched you for a second!

Dammit where the hell did Meidri go?!

Hey where are you-- Everyone hold him back!

And so the Interspecies Reviewers were founded.

"Mitsue's Room"

Listen up girls age means nothing to a woman.

A good woman never wilts no matter how old she gets.

She is always in full bloom!

You're so wise!

"Fairies Have Limits on What They Can Take Demons Aren't Very Popular Minotaur Girls Are Big Bountiful and Boobylicious!"