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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,166 --> 00:00:05,709 Anne: Previously, 2 00:00:04,166 --> 00:00:05,709 on "Workin' Moms": 3 00:00:05,750 --> 00:00:07,333 - It would be great 4 00:00:05,750 --> 00:00:07,333 if you could join us 5 00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:08,792 at the pitch today. 6 00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:08,792 - I'd love to, 7 00:00:08,834 --> 00:00:10,083 but I have to pick my kid up. 8 00:00:11,792 --> 00:00:13,250 - Everyone, this is Kate. 9 00:00:13,291 --> 00:00:14,542 She's our new Creative 10 00:00:13,291 --> 00:00:14,542 Consultant. 11 00:00:14,583 --> 00:00:16,125 - So, how long you been 12 00:00:14,583 --> 00:00:16,125 a writer? 13 00:00:16,166 --> 00:00:17,750 - Like, 5 minutes. 14 00:00:19,291 --> 00:00:21,417 - Brad, what are you 15 00:00:19,291 --> 00:00:21,417 doing here? 16 00:00:21,458 --> 00:00:23,291 Brad: Guess we're neighbours. 17 00:00:26,834 --> 00:00:29,750 into the issue of consent. 18 00:00:26,834 --> 00:00:29,750 - Today I'd like to dive 19 00:00:29,792 --> 00:00:32,208 - Ugh, consent today is insane. 20 00:00:29,792 --> 00:00:32,208 According to the new rules, 21 00:00:32,250 --> 00:00:34,750 Lionel basically needs consent 22 00:00:32,250 --> 00:00:34,750 to even look at me. 23 00:00:34,792 --> 00:00:36,792 - Ugh! Such a buzz kill, right? 24 00:00:36,834 --> 00:00:39,208 I wanna be taken off guard, 25 00:00:36,834 --> 00:00:39,208 you know? Up against a fridge, 26 00:00:39,250 --> 00:00:41,125 carrot in my mouth. 27 00:00:39,250 --> 00:00:41,125 with like, half-eaten 28 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,000 - Yeah, or a little bit of 29 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,000 stranger danger like, ooh, 30 00:00:43,041 --> 00:00:46,458 who's this person cornering me 31 00:00:43,041 --> 00:00:46,458 in the change room? 32 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:50,166 - Uh... I had intended 33 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:50,166 that we discuss consent 34 00:00:50,208 --> 00:00:52,333 in relation to children. 35 00:00:50,208 --> 00:00:52,333 All: 36 00:00:52,375 --> 00:00:54,625 - But, you know, this is fun! 37 00:00:54,667 --> 00:00:56,000 - It's also confusing. 38 00:00:56,041 --> 00:00:59,375 Like, what if Nathan were 39 00:00:56,041 --> 00:00:59,375 to die... god forbid... 40 00:00:59,417 --> 00:01:02,291 and eventually, after a 41 00:00:59,417 --> 00:01:02,291 respectable amount of time, 42 00:01:02,333 --> 00:01:04,834 I'm bangin' someone new? 43 00:01:02,333 --> 00:01:04,834 - Sure! 44 00:01:04,875 --> 00:01:07,333 to ask for consent? 45 00:01:04,875 --> 00:01:07,333 - How frequently does he have 46 00:01:07,375 --> 00:01:09,750 - Oh, it's a grey area. 47 00:01:07,375 --> 00:01:09,750 - Huh? 48 00:01:09,792 --> 00:01:11,625 - Well, say I'm takin' it from 49 00:01:09,792 --> 00:01:11,625 behind, I'm on all fours, 50 00:01:11,667 --> 00:01:13,500 it's gettin' hot. 51 00:01:11,667 --> 00:01:13,500 - Table top. 52 00:01:13,542 --> 00:01:15,083 - My face is saying yes, 53 00:01:13,542 --> 00:01:15,083 he don't know that. 54 00:01:15,125 --> 00:01:17,083 Does he have to tap my 55 00:01:15,125 --> 00:01:17,083 shoulder, do a double-check? 56 00:01:17,125 --> 00:01:18,667 - Mirrors? 57 00:01:17,125 --> 00:01:18,667 - Or what if it's a threesome, 58 00:01:18,709 --> 00:01:20,125 does everybody have to consent? 59 00:01:20,166 --> 00:01:22,083 - Who here is having 60 00:01:20,166 --> 00:01:22,083 a threesome? 61 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:24,542 - Uh, wait, sorry, 62 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:24,542 I've got some questions. 63 00:01:24,583 --> 00:01:26,834 Um... I just recently started 64 00:01:24,583 --> 00:01:26,834 seeing this girl. 65 00:01:26,875 --> 00:01:29,667 All: 66 00:01:29,709 --> 00:01:32,291 - Yeah, so do I need permission 67 00:01:29,709 --> 00:01:32,291 to touch her? 68 00:01:32,333 --> 00:01:33,792 Anne: Yes. Yes. 69 00:01:32,333 --> 00:01:33,792 Val: Oh yeah. 70 00:01:33,834 --> 00:01:36,625 - Okay, um, kiss her? 71 00:01:33,834 --> 00:01:36,625 - Absolutely! 72 00:01:36,667 --> 00:01:39,333 need permission to breathe. 73 00:01:36,667 --> 00:01:39,333 - Okay, so I just basically 74 00:01:39,375 --> 00:01:41,959 - Are you breathing on her? 75 00:01:39,375 --> 00:01:41,959 Kate: Mm hmm. 76 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,291 I would get a signature 77 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,291 before you hold hands. 78 00:01:52,250 --> 00:01:54,875 - Whoa. Huh... come on, come on. 79 00:01:58,542 --> 00:02:00,917 Hey, we havin' a tea party? 80 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:06,667 community garden? 81 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:06,667 - Oh, are we planting a 82 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:08,417 - We're micro-dosing. 83 00:02:08,458 --> 00:02:09,750 - Is that a new client? 84 00:02:09,792 --> 00:02:11,792 A tiny pharmaceutical company? 85 00:02:11,834 --> 00:02:14,083 - You're hilarious, man. 86 00:02:14,125 --> 00:02:16,542 No, we're just taking small 87 00:02:14,125 --> 00:02:16,542 doses of mushrooms. 88 00:02:16,583 --> 00:02:18,375 - It's the secret to maxing 89 00:02:16,583 --> 00:02:18,375 out your beta waves. 90 00:02:18,417 --> 00:02:20,750 Except for preggers over here, 91 00:02:18,417 --> 00:02:20,750 a water! 92 00:02:20,792 --> 00:02:23,291 - To the max then, cool, cool. 93 00:02:20,792 --> 00:02:23,291 C-cool. 94 00:02:23,333 --> 00:02:26,083 - Are you okay, Kate? 95 00:02:23,333 --> 00:02:26,083 - Mm hmm, yup. 96 00:02:26,125 --> 00:02:27,750 - Just wish I had a little bit 97 00:02:26,125 --> 00:02:27,750 more breakfast, 98 00:02:27,792 --> 00:02:30,083 I'm all right. I'm okay. 99 00:02:27,792 --> 00:02:30,083 but I'm sure I'm all right. 100 00:02:30,125 --> 00:02:32,291 - Have you never micro-dosed, 101 00:02:30,125 --> 00:02:32,291 Kate? 102 00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:34,333 - Hm? No, I've micro-dosed. 103 00:02:34,375 --> 00:02:36,500 A lot, yeah, and I've never um, 104 00:02:34,375 --> 00:02:36,500 overdosed 105 00:02:36,542 --> 00:02:39,083 that's the one you 106 00:02:36,542 --> 00:02:39,083 want to avoid. 107 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:40,375 - Yeah, dawg. 108 00:02:40,417 --> 00:02:41,750 at school 109 00:02:40,417 --> 00:02:41,750 - You guys miss the day 110 00:02:41,792 --> 00:02:43,000 where they taught ya 111 00:02:41,792 --> 00:02:43,000 how to share? 112 00:02:43,041 --> 00:02:45,000 - We find it incredibly 113 00:02:43,041 --> 00:02:45,000 effective here. 114 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:48,291 Just a little bit. Get us 115 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:48,291 thinking-- Whoa, Kate! Be caref- 116 00:02:50,125 --> 00:02:52,500 We usually put a little in tea. 117 00:02:52,542 --> 00:02:53,917 - I can see why. 118 00:02:53,959 --> 00:02:55,709 - Like a boss! 119 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:01,125 - Just a sec! 120 00:03:01,166 --> 00:03:02,542 - Oh. 121 00:03:03,834 --> 00:03:05,583 Really? For me? 122 00:03:05,625 --> 00:03:07,000 - Just being a good neighbour. 123 00:03:07,041 --> 00:03:08,750 How are you uh, settling in? 124 00:03:08,792 --> 00:03:09,792 - I'm good. 125 00:03:09,834 --> 00:03:11,709 Everything's great, 126 00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:14,709 voices coming from next door. 127 00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:14,709 except for those very strange 128 00:03:14,750 --> 00:03:17,166 I think I quit smoking three 129 00:03:14,750 --> 00:03:17,166 times already this week, 130 00:03:17,208 --> 00:03:18,875 thanks to you. 131 00:03:18,917 --> 00:03:20,875 - What's up, man? What's up 132 00:03:18,917 --> 00:03:20,875 with the hypnotherapy? 133 00:03:20,917 --> 00:03:22,542 You use to be a real 134 00:03:20,917 --> 00:03:22,542 psychiatrist! 135 00:03:22,583 --> 00:03:23,750 - I assure you, it resolves 136 00:03:23,792 --> 00:03:25,500 some very real issues 137 00:03:23,792 --> 00:03:25,500 for people. 138 00:03:25,542 --> 00:03:27,000 Have you ever had a problem 139 00:03:25,542 --> 00:03:27,000 you just couldn't kick? 140 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:28,792 I mean, you're clearly 141 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:28,792 not overeating. 142 00:03:30,041 --> 00:03:32,083 - But have you had any anxiety 143 00:03:30,041 --> 00:03:32,083 recently, 144 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:33,959 or I don't know, 145 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:33,959 a hard time focusing? 146 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:37,291 trouble sleeping. 147 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:37,291 - I mean, maybe a little 148 00:03:37,333 --> 00:03:39,917 - Well, why don't you swing 149 00:03:37,333 --> 00:03:39,917 by my office this afternoon. 150 00:03:39,959 --> 00:03:41,959 - Really? 151 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:47,542 - Oh okay, sure. 152 00:03:47,583 --> 00:03:50,667 I mean, as long as I don't come 153 00:03:47,583 --> 00:03:50,667 out clucking like a chicken. 154 00:03:50,709 --> 00:03:53,834 - Hypnotism's serious, 155 00:03:50,709 --> 00:03:53,834 Anne. 156 00:03:53,875 --> 00:03:55,000 - Hmm. 157 00:03:59,834 --> 00:04:01,542 - This is the first date 158 00:03:59,834 --> 00:04:01,542 that I've been on 159 00:04:01,583 --> 00:04:03,333 since my separation. 160 00:04:03,375 --> 00:04:05,083 - Oh yeah? 161 00:04:03,375 --> 00:04:05,083 - Yeah. 162 00:04:08,125 --> 00:04:09,750 - I should probably try it 163 00:04:08,125 --> 00:04:09,750 just... yeah. 164 00:04:09,792 --> 00:04:10,917 - Yeah. Go ahead. 165 00:04:15,250 --> 00:04:17,625 - So this is like the major 166 00:04:15,250 --> 00:04:17,625 showdown with Damien. 167 00:04:17,667 --> 00:04:20,083 He's like the bully of 168 00:04:17,667 --> 00:04:20,083 the nanny's group, okay? 169 00:04:20,125 --> 00:04:24,458 In-in fact, actually the baby 170 00:04:20,125 --> 00:04:24,458 he cares for is also a bully. 171 00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:27,166 Right, so Damien... 172 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:31,667 Damien...he's all like, yeah, 173 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:31,667 unions are great on paper-- 174 00:04:31,709 --> 00:04:34,834 - I've got a better idea. 175 00:04:31,709 --> 00:04:34,834 Give me this. 176 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:37,166 - Okay, all right. 177 00:04:40,083 --> 00:04:42,500 May I kiss you? 178 00:04:40,083 --> 00:04:42,500 - Uh, yes. 179 00:04:46,125 --> 00:04:47,709 - Okay. 180 00:04:50,917 --> 00:04:52,417 - Can I um... 181 00:04:53,583 --> 00:04:55,959 can I put my hand 182 00:04:53,583 --> 00:04:55,959 up your shirt? 183 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,458 - Stop. 184 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:02,041 - Oh, okay, sorry. Wait, 185 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:02,041 are you gonna ask me... 186 00:05:02,083 --> 00:05:04,709 or 'cause you totally have 187 00:05:02,083 --> 00:05:04,709 consent to take my shirt off 188 00:05:04,750 --> 00:05:06,875 if you want to. 189 00:05:04,750 --> 00:05:06,875 - Okay, this is weird. 190 00:05:06,917 --> 00:05:08,250 - Wait, no, no, no, no. 191 00:05:08,291 --> 00:05:11,792 something non-consensual? 192 00:05:08,291 --> 00:05:11,792 I'm sorry. Have I done 193 00:05:11,834 --> 00:05:13,875 - Unfortunately, no. 194 00:05:13,917 --> 00:05:16,792 - No, wait, please...just... 195 00:05:16,834 --> 00:05:18,625 I'm sorry. 196 00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:21,875 I was in Toddler Time, 197 00:05:21,917 --> 00:05:24,667 and they-they filled my head 198 00:05:21,917 --> 00:05:24,667 with all this consent stuff. 199 00:05:24,709 --> 00:05:27,166 - Why were you talking 200 00:05:24,709 --> 00:05:27,166 about us in Toddler Time? 201 00:05:27,208 --> 00:05:28,500 - Uh... 202 00:05:29,709 --> 00:05:32,000 - I'm gonna go. 203 00:05:29,709 --> 00:05:32,000 - Okay. 204 00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:34,792 - Hardware for 205 00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:34,792 Homes... 206 00:05:55,375 --> 00:05:57,959 - Okay, we need to think 207 00:05:55,375 --> 00:05:57,959 bigger here, guys. 208 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,875 Hardware for Homes 209 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,875 is our biggest client. 210 00:05:59,917 --> 00:06:02,166 - Wait...like, what is a home? 211 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:06,041 - Oh, whoa. 212 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:06,041 - Is that crazy? 213 00:06:06,083 --> 00:06:07,500 - Earth is like a home. 214 00:06:07,542 --> 00:06:09,500 - Do you know it's 71% water? 215 00:06:09,542 --> 00:06:12,041 It's true, put it on the board. 216 00:06:09,542 --> 00:06:12,041 Put it on the board. 217 00:06:12,083 --> 00:06:15,208 - What else does home 218 00:06:12,083 --> 00:06:15,208 evoke for you guys? 219 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,709 person 220 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,709 - You ever look at a homeless 221 00:06:16,750 --> 00:06:19,291 and just wanna like, 222 00:06:16,750 --> 00:06:19,291 fuckin' cry? 223 00:06:19,333 --> 00:06:21,166 Like, they're home-less. 224 00:06:21,208 --> 00:06:23,125 What happened to their home? 225 00:06:21,208 --> 00:06:23,125 What happened? 226 00:06:23,166 --> 00:06:25,333 - Someone took it. 227 00:06:23,166 --> 00:06:25,333 - What? 228 00:06:25,375 --> 00:06:27,333 - Okay, hold up. 229 00:06:25,375 --> 00:06:27,333 - No. 230 00:06:27,375 --> 00:06:29,792 The client wants people to use 231 00:06:27,375 --> 00:06:29,792 their products 232 00:06:29,834 --> 00:06:32,583 while vying for a price. 233 00:06:29,834 --> 00:06:32,583 Am I right? Am I? Am I right? 234 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:34,458 - I don't know, are you right? 235 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:34,458 - I am right. 236 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:36,250 Okay. 237 00:06:36,291 --> 00:06:38,250 So, 238 00:06:40,291 --> 00:06:42,250 we pitch a social media 239 00:06:40,291 --> 00:06:42,250 campaign 240 00:06:42,291 --> 00:06:45,542 where people use Hardware 241 00:06:42,291 --> 00:06:45,542 for Homes products, 242 00:06:45,583 --> 00:06:49,375 like nails, while building 243 00:06:45,583 --> 00:06:49,375 things like tables, 244 00:06:52,083 --> 00:06:56,792 then they post those pics 245 00:06:52,083 --> 00:06:56,792 with the hashtag NailedIt. 246 00:06:56,834 --> 00:06:58,208 Nailed it. 247 00:06:58,250 --> 00:07:00,166 Then, at the end of the month, 248 00:06:58,250 --> 00:07:00,166 we choose the winner, 249 00:07:00,208 --> 00:07:01,875 and the cherry on the top? 250 00:07:01,917 --> 00:07:04,583 Winner gets a new house! 251 00:07:01,917 --> 00:07:04,583 - Uh-uh. 252 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:07,500 - A new house! 253 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:07,500 Is anyone listening? 254 00:07:07,542 --> 00:07:09,125 I feel like no one's 255 00:07:07,542 --> 00:07:09,125 listening to me. 256 00:07:09,166 --> 00:07:12,000 - I don't know. I just feel 257 00:07:09,166 --> 00:07:12,000 like it's not original enough. 258 00:07:12,041 --> 00:07:14,417 - NailedIt. Nail, NailedIt. 259 00:07:12,041 --> 00:07:14,417 Nail. 260 00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:17,875 - It's really shitty. 261 00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:17,875 - Ugh, he's right. 262 00:07:17,917 --> 00:07:20,291 So inside the box. Terrible. 263 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:22,792 Oh My... oh god. 264 00:07:22,834 --> 00:07:24,583 Hey, is it okay 265 00:07:22,834 --> 00:07:24,583 if I take this? 266 00:07:24,625 --> 00:07:26,333 - Anything you need. 267 00:07:24,625 --> 00:07:26,333 - Thank you, 268 00:07:26,375 --> 00:07:28,750 it's my best friend. 269 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:33,333 - Richard, hi! 270 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:33,333 - Hi, listen Katie, 271 00:07:33,375 --> 00:07:35,291 I'm sorry to bother you, 272 00:07:33,375 --> 00:07:35,291 but I need your help 273 00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:36,834 with a new client. 274 00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:36,834 - Okay, of course. 275 00:07:36,875 --> 00:07:38,041 - I don't think 276 00:07:36,875 --> 00:07:38,041 they're very happy. 277 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:39,709 - Okay, okay, okay. 278 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:41,667 - They're coming in this 279 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:41,667 afternoon for one final pitch. 280 00:07:41,709 --> 00:07:44,125 - Don't worry, Pops, 281 00:07:41,709 --> 00:07:44,125 I'll be right there. 282 00:07:44,166 --> 00:07:47,709 - Why are you whispering? 283 00:07:44,166 --> 00:07:47,709 - The baby's sleeping. 284 00:07:47,750 --> 00:07:50,000 - No! 285 00:07:50,041 --> 00:07:51,875 - I need a bath! 286 00:07:51,917 --> 00:07:53,917 Richard: Look at him talking 287 00:07:51,917 --> 00:07:53,917 already, huh? 288 00:07:53,959 --> 00:07:55,458 Mams: I need a bath! 289 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:57,542 - Uh, yes, yes he is! 290 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:57,542 See you soon! 291 00:07:57,583 --> 00:07:59,917 Mams: I need a bath! 292 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:05,208 - Ah, my 2:00. 293 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:08,583 Well, please, come in. 294 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:08,583 Miss uh... Carlson. 295 00:08:08,625 --> 00:08:10,125 - Ha, ha. 296 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,458 Wow, nice office. 297 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:15,083 West Elm? 298 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:15,083 - Mmhm. 299 00:08:16,208 --> 00:08:18,625 - Antique. This is gorgeous! 300 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:22,125 - You know it's actually 301 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:22,125 probably the bulb 302 00:08:22,166 --> 00:08:24,583 you're complimenting, there. 303 00:08:22,166 --> 00:08:24,583 I'm a huge fan of uh... 304 00:08:24,625 --> 00:08:27,333 - I know, I know. You're a huge 305 00:08:24,625 --> 00:08:27,333 fan of soft wattage. 306 00:08:27,375 --> 00:08:29,667 Term always gave me the creeps. 307 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:31,500 - Makes a world of difference. 308 00:08:31,542 --> 00:08:33,417 - Ooh, Mont Blanc. 309 00:08:33,458 --> 00:08:35,875 - Ah, ah, let's not play with 310 00:08:33,458 --> 00:08:35,875 the...fountain pen. 311 00:08:35,917 --> 00:08:38,208 I wouldn't want us 312 00:08:35,917 --> 00:08:38,208 to break the nib. 313 00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:40,500 - You have not changed a bit. 314 00:08:42,625 --> 00:08:45,375 - Why don't you make yourself 315 00:08:42,625 --> 00:08:45,375 comfortable, on the couch? 316 00:08:45,417 --> 00:08:47,875 Lay down. 317 00:08:45,417 --> 00:08:47,875 - Oh, I think I'll sit. 318 00:08:47,917 --> 00:08:50,125 - Kinda part of the process. 319 00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:02,000 sleeping problem. 320 00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:02,000 - Now let's tend to that uh, 321 00:09:03,542 --> 00:09:07,750 So Anne, I want you to take in 322 00:09:03,542 --> 00:09:07,750 a deep, deep breath. 323 00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:11,208 And out... 2... 3... 324 00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:11,208 Eyes closed. 325 00:09:12,917 --> 00:09:14,291 In... 2... 3... 326 00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:17,291 And out... 327 00:09:30,625 --> 00:09:32,542 - Hey. 328 00:09:32,583 --> 00:09:34,500 You're doin' just fine. 329 00:09:44,291 --> 00:09:45,917 bring you back now, 330 00:09:44,291 --> 00:09:45,917 Brad: Okay, I'm gonna 331 00:09:45,959 --> 00:09:50,875 we're counting down 332 00:09:45,959 --> 00:09:50,875 from 5... 4... 3... 2... 1. 333 00:09:57,959 --> 00:10:00,333 - That's it. 334 00:10:01,625 --> 00:10:03,750 Have a good night, Anne. 335 00:10:01,625 --> 00:10:03,750 Sleep well. 336 00:10:05,667 --> 00:10:07,041 - Thanks. 337 00:10:22,542 --> 00:10:24,709 - Oh man... 338 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:28,500 - The fuck you wearing, Foster? 339 00:10:28,542 --> 00:10:30,000 - Hey, you know, it's not cool 340 00:10:28,542 --> 00:10:30,000 to comment 341 00:10:30,041 --> 00:10:32,542 on a woman's appearance, Mo. 342 00:10:30,041 --> 00:10:32,542 It's a faux pas. 343 00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:34,583 Where's my Daddy at? 344 00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:34,583 - Are you okay? 345 00:10:34,625 --> 00:10:36,083 - Yeah, yeah. 346 00:10:36,125 --> 00:10:38,000 - So, Richard just greeted 347 00:10:36,125 --> 00:10:38,000 the Impeccable Polish reps 348 00:10:38,041 --> 00:10:39,250 in the boardroom, 349 00:10:38,041 --> 00:10:39,250 were you planning on-- 350 00:10:39,291 --> 00:10:41,333 Come on, hey...it's all right. 351 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:43,709 Yeah, it's okay. 352 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:48,709 Mo: What the fuck? 353 00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:51,125 - Ah, yeah, Papa! 354 00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:53,542 - Kate, what... 355 00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:53,542 - My Dad! 356 00:10:53,583 --> 00:10:56,125 obviously. 357 00:10:53,583 --> 00:10:56,125 - She's kidding, 358 00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:58,375 Uh, always the jokester, 359 00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:58,375 this one. 360 00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:05,291 Richard: Ladies, let me 361 00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:05,291 introduce you to uh, 362 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,375 Kate Foster, one of our most 363 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,375 treasured minds, here at Gaze. 364 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:09,000 - Hmm. 365 00:11:09,041 --> 00:11:10,709 - And uh, of course you know Mo. 366 00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:15,500 - Oh, I love your nails. 367 00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:15,500 Look at those nails! 368 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:18,834 They're just like a...couple 369 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:18,834 of lighthouses, 370 00:11:18,875 --> 00:11:21,291 just guiding ships in. 371 00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,667 Richard: Okay, um... 372 00:11:23,709 --> 00:11:25,625 So, Impeccable Polish 373 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:28,542 is looking to get some 374 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:28,542 publicity through a social 375 00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:31,417 media campaign, something along 376 00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:31,417 the lines of a... a contest, 377 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,709 or a challenge. 378 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,709 - I've got it. 379 00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:35,542 - No, I haven't finished 380 00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:35,542 explaining yet, Kate. 381 00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:37,333 - Here's what you're gonna do. 382 00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:40,083 You're gonna have people make 383 00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:40,083 beautiful designs 384 00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:43,041 with your amazing array 385 00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:43,041 of polish colours. 386 00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:46,333 Who came up with Mango Madness? 387 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,208 Kate: Yeah, man. Right on. 388 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,208 Absolutely! 389 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:52,709 I bet it even tastes 390 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:52,709 like mangoes. 391 00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:54,750 Does it taste like mangoes? 392 00:11:54,792 --> 00:11:56,625 No? Anyway. 393 00:11:56,667 --> 00:11:58,834 You have people use the polish, 394 00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:00,834 then post pics of their 395 00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:00,834 homemade manicures 396 00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:03,709 with the hashtag NailedIt. 397 00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:06,625 Then, the most liked pic wins 398 00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:06,625 the honour 399 00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:08,667 of naming your next polish 400 00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:08,667 colour, 401 00:12:08,709 --> 00:12:11,625 free publicity, 402 00:12:08,709 --> 00:12:11,625 meanwhile, you're getting 403 00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,583 you're selling product, 404 00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,583 and what's that? 405 00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:15,458 What's that? 406 00:12:16,917 --> 00:12:18,458 You're trending. 407 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,875 - Well, it's simple. 408 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:26,500 But... 409 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,250 Yeah, let's do this! 410 00:12:32,875 --> 00:12:34,583 - That's my girl. 411 00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:36,208 - Yeah, right. 412 00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:38,792 I'm like the Lizard King, 413 00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:38,792 you know what I mean? 414 00:12:41,542 --> 00:12:44,417 Brad: Good girl. Keep 415 00:12:41,542 --> 00:12:44,417 breathing, just like that. 416 00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:49,750 Brad: What do you like to do 417 00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:49,750 to prepare for sleep? 418 00:12:49,792 --> 00:12:52,667 It's good to have that 419 00:12:49,792 --> 00:12:52,667 quality time before bed. 420 00:12:52,709 --> 00:12:55,667 The body needs that time 421 00:12:52,709 --> 00:12:55,667 to adjust for bed, 422 00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:57,792 prepares the body. 423 00:12:57,834 --> 00:13:01,041 We all have things we like 424 00:12:57,834 --> 00:13:01,041 to do in bed before we sleep. 425 00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:03,750 I, for instance like 426 00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:03,750 to masturbate. 427 00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:08,291 It's very relaxing. 428 00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:11,542 masturbate to the time 429 00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:11,542 You know, sometimes I 430 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:15,291 that you and I had sex 431 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:15,291 on that boat in Maine. 432 00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:17,542 Do you remember that, Annie? 433 00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:19,083 I do. 434 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:24,083 Could barely hear you climax 435 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:24,083 over the sound of the ocean. 436 00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:26,917 I think that's what always 437 00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:26,917 bothered me 438 00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:29,208 orgasmed. 439 00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:29,208 about the way that you 440 00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:32,291 It was just so tepid. 441 00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:35,250 And I've been with so many 442 00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:35,250 women since you 443 00:13:35,291 --> 00:13:38,333 that have the most incredible 444 00:13:35,291 --> 00:13:38,333 orgasms. 445 00:13:38,375 --> 00:13:40,625 This one girl, right after you, 446 00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:42,875 ah, she would actually drool. 447 00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:47,125 It's fantastic. 448 00:13:50,959 --> 00:13:54,667 I'm sorry you're never gonna 449 00:13:50,959 --> 00:13:54,667 be able to achieve that, Anne. 450 00:13:57,625 --> 00:13:59,583 From now on when you climax, 451 00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:02,959 I want you to think about 452 00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:02,959 how hard other women cum. 453 00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:07,250 And how shallow your own 454 00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:07,250 experience is. 455 00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,583 Okay, I'm gonna bring 456 00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,583 you back now, 457 00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:16,458 we're counting down 458 00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:16,458 from 5... 4... 3... 2... 1. 459 00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:49,333 - God, why 460 00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:49,333 is this so comfortable. 461 00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:58,250 - Climax. 462 00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:04,166 Orgasm, masturbate. 463 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,041 I think that's what always 464 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,041 bothered me 465 00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:10,458 that you orgasmed. 466 00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:10,458 about the way 467 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:14,333 It was just so tepid. 468 00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:16,959 Tepid. 469 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,166 - I'll show you tepid. 470 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,250 - I've been with so many women 471 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,250 since you 472 00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:30,417 that have the most incredible 473 00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:30,417 orgasms. 474 00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:32,542 This one girl, right after you, 475 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:35,125 ah, she would actually drool. 476 00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:39,500 I'm sorry you're never gonna 477 00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:39,500 be able to achieve that, Anne. 478 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:44,542 Tepid. 479 00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:46,291 From now on, when you climax, 480 00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:50,000 I want you to think about 481 00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:50,000 how hard other women cum. 482 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:54,458 And how shallow your own 483 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:54,458 experience is. 484 00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:59,542 - Ah, fuck. 485 00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:39,542 Come on Kate, pick up. 486 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:41,542 Pick up! 487 00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,834 Voicemail: Hey, hey, 488 00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,834 this is Kate, leave a message. 489 00:16:45,959 --> 00:16:49,000 - Dude, it's me. Did you lose 490 00:16:45,959 --> 00:16:49,000 your phone, or something? 491 00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:52,625 I need you. 492 00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:55,333 I miss you. 493 00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:04,625 - How's your pasta? 494 00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:07,875 - It's still good. 495 00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:18,208 Come on. 496 00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:21,875 - Need help with that? 497 00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:25,709 - Whoa, hey, what's... 498 00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:25,709 - It's okay. Just pee. 499 00:17:26,709 --> 00:17:28,542 - It's okay. 500 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:45,583 - Are you listening? 501 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:45,583 - Yeah. 502 00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:49,542 whatever the fuck you want. 503 00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:49,542 You have consent to do 504 00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:51,917 - Okay. 505 00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:01,375 Wait, wait, wait, go slow, okay? 506 00:18:02,542 --> 00:18:05,041 - Yeah, no, of course. Yeah. 507 00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:20,709 - Jesus, what fresh 508 00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:20,709 hell is this? 509 00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:26,583 - Alice had something that she 510 00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:26,583 wanted to talk to you about. 511 00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:29,667 - Okay? 512 00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:32,792 - Who's this? 513 00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:34,625 - Yeah, you know how you're 514 00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:34,625 always telling me 515 00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:37,458 to put things away after 516 00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:37,458 I'm finished using them? 517 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,542 Huh. 518 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,542 - Shit. 519 00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:42,166 - Who is this? 520 00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:42,166 - Honey... 521 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,375 Before I was with your Dad, 522 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,875 I was with another man, 523 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,875 and uh... 524 00:18:48,917 --> 00:18:51,000 well, we got married. 525 00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:55,000 - For how long? 526 00:18:55,041 --> 00:18:58,083 - Just a year, because... 527 00:18:55,041 --> 00:18:58,083 he wasn't the right person. 528 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,959 - Why is she so quiet? 529 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,959 Why, why is she being so quiet? 530 00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:08,875 - Stop. 531 00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:12,083 - Is he my real Daddy? 532 00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:12,083 - Oh my god, honey, no! 533 00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:14,417 No, no, no, no, no. No! 534 00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:14,417 Lionel's your Dad. 535 00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:15,792 - No, no, no, sweetie, 536 00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:15,792 sweetie, sweetie, 537 00:19:15,834 --> 00:19:17,792 I am 100% your Dad, okay? 538 00:19:17,834 --> 00:19:20,000 - Well, how am I supposed 539 00:19:17,834 --> 00:19:20,000 to believe that 540 00:19:20,041 --> 00:19:23,542 and you never told me about... 541 00:19:20,041 --> 00:19:23,542 this guy? 542 00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:41,709 - Hey, baby, you're home! 543 00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:41,709 - Ah! Yeah. 544 00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:44,417 - Hey, can I give him to you 545 00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:44,417 to put down tonight? 546 00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:45,875 - Oh, of course! 547 00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:47,709 - Here you go. 548 00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:47,709 Here you go, buddy. 549 00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:49,208 - Hi, my love. 550 00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:49,208 - Okay, I gotta go. 551 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,083 - There you are. 552 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,083 - Where? 553 00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:54,250 - Guys' night. I thought 554 00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:54,250 I mentioned it earlier? 555 00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:58,250 - Yeah, no, no, for sure. 556 00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:58,250 Sorry, I'm just... tired. 557 00:19:58,291 --> 00:19:59,834 Hey baby, 558 00:19:58,291 --> 00:19:59,834 it's okay. 559 00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:01,792 - Okay, all right. 560 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:04,917 Don't wait up for me, okay? 561 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:04,917 - Oh... okay. 562 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:11,542 - Hey, little baby, how 'bout 563 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:11,542 we get you to bed, okay? 564 00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:18,000 - Kate, it's Richard. 565 00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:18,000 Listen, check your email, 566 00:20:18,041 --> 00:20:21,709 it, hashtag thing...whatever. 567 00:20:18,041 --> 00:20:21,709 we just launched that, what is 568 00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:25,625 Anyway, great job again today. 569 00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:25,625 You've uh, you really NailedIt. 570 00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:29,750 Anyway, see ya tomorrow. 571 00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:31,208 Voicemail: Next message. 572 00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:32,792 Purdeep: Hey, Kate, Purdeep. 573 00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:34,500 The Hardware for Homes pitch 574 00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:34,500 was bombing, 575 00:20:34,542 --> 00:20:36,208 campaign. 576 00:20:34,542 --> 00:20:36,208 so we dropped your NailedIt 577 00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:38,959 They fucking lost their shit! 578 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,417 We just went live with the 579 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,417 hashtag, and it's insane! 580 00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:44,250 There is like 500 posts 581 00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:44,250 already. Great job! 582 00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:47,166 You should micro dose 583 00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:47,166 every day. 584 00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:08,333 - Oh no. 35059

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