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EPISODE 18

Oh, crap! This is too bad!

I can tell just by looking at you.

You've really fallen for her. You're totally in love with her!

I don't understand why.

I just can't help myself.

We shared so many happy moments.

I feel like a boy when I'm with her.

I can be crazy. I can cry, laugh, and be mad.

It feels...

like I'm born again.

Chill out. You have to keep a cool head.

The game is over between the two of you.

Just treat this period of time

as a memorable escapade in your life.

Can you please do me a favor?

Wei En's birthday is coming up in a few days.

She wants me to take her on a trip

before she goes back to the States.

But An Zhen is very paranoid right now.

I don't want to raise suspicion, so...

So can you tell her

that we're going on a business trip this weekend?

Hell no!

Are you asking me to cover for you?

Even I wouldn't pull this kind of lame trick.

Please, I beg you.

Did you really promise that to Wei En?

She loves me so much,

but I can't give her anything in return.

This is the only thing she wanted from me.

If I can't even do this one thing for her, I'm really not a man.

I don't think it's possible.

A man and a woman are going to spend a night together,

but she simply wants to hang out.

You really think nothing sexual is going to happen?

Are you crazy? She is setting a trap for you.

You're thinking too much.

I'll control myself.

Fine,

we've been brothers for more than ten years,

I'll cover for you this time.

But you have to promise me

that this is seriously the last time.

Sure, I owe you one.

Oh, right!

What's wrong?

-Give me your phone! -Why?

You have to change Wei En's caller ID.

What if she calls you or sends you messages within the two days?

You'll be in trouble if An Zhen founds out. Change it now.

What should her caller ID be?

Call her, Da Qiang.

That was what I called the girl who I had a fling with last time.

Change it now.

-You're good! -Hey!

Don't you mock me!

Look who's talking!

You don't have the right to judge me now! Hurry up and change it!

WEI EN

HONEY

Oh, god! Who is it?

My wife.

You guys are going on a business trip together?

Yes, An Zhen. Do you know

that I'm putting myself at risk

by going on this trip with him? Am I right?

I'm forever grateful!

Rui Fan, please keep an eye on him for me!

If he dares to mess around, I'll kick his ass.

Hey, what are you talking about? I'm not always the one who creates drama.

-Then, who else could it be? -Well, it could be you!

Hey, An Zhen! You have to keep any eye on her for me.

If she throws another cosplay party at the night club,

you can go ahead and break her legs for me.

What?

Hao Kang De, you don't want to live anymore, do you?

I...

Here, let me get it for you.

DA QIANG

"Da Qiang"?

Who is Da Qiang? I've never heard of him before.

Well, Da Qiang is a new sales staff who just transferred here from Tainan.

He's quite a smooth talker, but still not as good as me.

I asked him to cover Rui Fan's work.

-Hello? -Brother-in-law.

I'm ready for the business trip.

I'll see you... See you tomorrow.

Hey, you should watch your tone of voice when you speak to others.

Now that I've started working,

I've realized that just a glance or a word

from my colleagues or my boss could seriously affect my mood

even though he's helping you.

All right, I'll watch my tone next time.

What are you doing?

Hey!

-Wei En, what a surprise! -Hello, An Zhen.

Hello, Rui Xuan, Kang De and Brother-in-law.

Why didn't you call me first? I would have prepared more dishes.

It's all right, An Zhen. I'm here to return the keys.

I'm going back to the States soon,

so I bought you all gifts to thank you for taking care of me during this period.

Rui Xuan, this is yours.

-Wow! We have gifts too. -Oh!

An Zhen, this is yours.

You don't have to be so polite with us.

We should prepare gifts for you, not the other way round.

They're couple rings!

Rui Xuan and Kang De.

May your love grow stronger every day.

Wow! Thank you!

-Hey, Hao Kang De! -Yes?

Thank you very much.

Oh!

Honey, look! Wei En bought me a perfume.

Isn't this the perfume that you use all the time?

Yes, I bought this perfume for you,

because every time you apply it, you'll think of me.

I'll still think of you even if I don't use it.

Thank you for saying that.

Hey, where is the gift for your brother-in-law?

It's not necessary.

Brother-in-law's gift will arrive in two days.

I hope that you'll like it.

By the way, Rui Fan will be on a business trip two days later.

Since you're going back to the States soon,

why don't you sleep over at our house? Us girls can have a good chat.

But...

I'm going to be really busy working those two days,

maybe some other time?

Oh, all right.

I think I have to go now.

-I'll see you out. -Okay.

Bye bye and never come back. See you, my friend.

-Hey! -What?

-Why did you look so spooked earlier? -Did I?

It was nothing. I was just really focused on eating,

so I was surprised to see her all of a sudden.

You'd better not lie to me.

If you do, you'll be so dead.

I have the prettiest wife, I'll never do that!

Good!

My brother,

can you please tell Da Qiang

to never scare us like that again?

-Okay, I will. -And you!

I'm not going to be by your side 24/7.

I can't constantly cover for you. Got it?

Take a look at my ring, isn't it beautiful?

-It's beautiful. -Oh my!

-Hey, your cousin has great taste! -Right.

What were you thinking just now? You looked absent-minded.

Me? Really?

Yes, were you thinking about Wei En?

Of course not.

I was thinking about our manager,

didn't he ask us to go to his office tomorrow?

I'm quite nervous about it, what is he going to do?

Don't worry, you rookie!

The new marketing director will be on board tomorrow

and he's probably just going to give us a lecture.

Actually, we're not having a meeting today

because the new marketing director wants to talk to you.

Why did he specifically ask for you guys only?

Think about how you have performed. I think you'll understand why.

Just scold us and get it over with already.

Manager, where's our director?

Rui Xuan, do you know why the director asked us to come here?

What does he want?

Maybe this is just an icebreaker game.

He probably wants to become more acquainted with us.

Is he the director?

I think so. He's fully equipped.

He looks handsome.

Tien Wei!

Don't worry!

He's not the director, he's my friend.

Wait, no! You're not my friend.

-Lan-- -Stand properly!

Line up in front of me!

Are you questioning my order?

I'm your new Asia-Pacific regional marketing director.

I thought that you sell insurance.

Few days ago,

I've already inspected all the stores

and found out the worst five salespeople from every store.

You, the wily old fox,

please make sure that you teach me how to slack off at work

and how to get by without good performance.

And you, Ms. Negative Sales,

Hey!

Be the best in what you do, or else don't do it.

This is my motto!

You people apparently have no ambition.

Do you want to get fired?

Mr. Lan, please don't fire me.

-Please don't! -Please don't!

-Mr. Lan, I beg you-- -Shut up!

Cut the crap!

If you want to keep your job, then you'll have to show me your ambition.

If I beat you all in ten minutes,

you'll have to leave this company immediately.

But if one of you survive,

then all five of you can keep your job.

Five against one, how hard can it be?

-This will be easy. -Sure.

Before your team arrived,

I had already fired four teams, so that would be a total of 20 people.

Mr. Lan, four teams? You must be joking, I really...

The two of you are a team and the two of us are a team.

-We cover each other during attacks. -Okay.

-Is that clear? -Yes.

-How about me? -Xie An Zhen.

Your only duty is to hide yourself.

-That's right. -Don't get yourself in trouble

and make us come rescue you!

-All right. -If we don't make it,

you just have to stay hidden for ten minutes.

-Then, the victory will be ours. -Okay.

-Good luck! -Good luck!

My comrades, this is it. Either we win or we go home.

-Let's go! -Let's do it!

Slow down.

Hey, hold on! No, not this way!

No.

-Oh, no! We got shot. -We lost!

You two, hang in there!

Hurry up! I'm telling you,

look around and listen carefully. Watch out for your enemy!

Okay.

I got shot!

Lan Tien Wei, show yourself!

Stop hiding! What kind of a man are you?

Lan Tien Wei, I dare you to show yourself! Show yourself now!

Mr. Lan!

Hey, Xie An Zhen!

Ms. Negative Sales, I got shot.

Ms. Negative Sales, you'd better stay hidden.

Oh, no! What do I do?

Oh, God! Please don't find me!

All right, Xie An Zhen.

If you surrender, I won't shoot you.

Didn't you hear them?

It really hurts like hell when you get shot.

You're just too weak to be a salesperson.

Why don't you come out? Stop wasting my time.

Hey, why don't you just give up?

A stupid woman like you wouldn't know how to sell cars.

I'm telling you,

the vase that I lent you is an authentic antique.

It's worth one hundred thousand dollars.

I don't have any wealthy friends.

The place that you went to is my house.

By the way, I didn't dine and dash.

My uncle owns that restaurant.

It was so fun to see you freak out. You were hilarious!

Come out and confront me!

Ms. Negative Sales, where are you? You idiot!

Ms. Negative Sales!

Ms. Negative Sales, you idiot, show yourself!

Ms. Negative Sales!

Stop calling me Ms. Negative Sales!

You shot him!

-Yes! -Yes!

-Yes, you did it! -Yes, you made it!

I told you to stay hidden. See, my tactic was right!

-Yes, you're amazing! -Great job!

I was so happy.

Everyone called me their savior.

They are able to keep their jobs because of me.

Although my body sores, it's so worth it.

The first time that I saw Mr. Lan,

I just knew that he was not an insurance agent.

But I didn't expect that he has such a big title.

Hey, I heard that people call him,

the genius in automotive marketing.

-Genius? -Genius.

Genius? He sounds more like a sociopath to me!

Hey, did you put the toiletries in your bag?

I forgot.

God, stop. I'll help you pack.

-Daddy? -What's wrong, Yu Meng?

Please don't go on the business trip.

-Why not? -You might never come home.

Wen Yu Meng! What are you talking about?

Daddy is going to come home, all right?

-What's she talking about? -Good girl, I'll come home soon, okay?

-Thanks! -Hey!

Just thanks? I won't let you off the hook that easily.

You have to say, "Mr. Hao, I'm forever grateful to you.

I'll always remember your kindness and generosity."

All right. I'm forever grateful to you.

Hey, promise me.

You'd better control yourself. Do not sleep with her!

I've told you already.

There's nothing sexual going on between us.

Don't worry, our love is simple and pure.

Why does her smile give me the chills?

If she's up to no good, I'll definitely kick her ass.

You'd better watch out!

As a car salesperson, have your ever asked yourself,

"What exactly do I do?"

-Don't we just sell cars? -You're wrong!

Selling cars is an art. An exquisite and elegant art.

As a car salesperson, you have to fulfill your customers' needs

and also make sure that you seal the deal.

We have to sell cars to all kinds of customers,

but we must also make profit for our company.

There are many psychological and tactical factors involved.

So selling cars is not merely a job, it's also an art.

I see.

Can you master this art?

Why are you nodding your head? I don't understand, do you?

Of course I don't understand.

But he must hate me now, so I have to put up a good performance.

In short, there are nine steps

to master the art of selling cars.

Step one, develop new customers.

Wow!

This room is so pretty!

Wow!

This feels so good!

Wei En, why did you only book one room?

Well, I wanted to stay in a better room,

so I didn't have money to book two rooms.

I'm going to cause you inconvenience. I should book another room.

Hey, hold on, Brother-in-law.

We can only spend two days and two nights together.

I won't be able to see you again for the rest of my life.

Every minute is precious.

Well...

I see, I get it.

Are you afraid that you won't be able to resist my beauty?

Cut the nonsense!

All right, I promise you

I won't lay a finger on you.

-You won't tease me, either? -Of course I won't.

You're acting like an awkward little girl.

Here, why don't you put on a dress

-and let me tie your hair into braids? -Stop it, or else I'm leaving.

All right, let's go to the beach.

Okay.

Yay!

Hurry up! Come over here!

I've never been so happy!

I looked up on the Internet and found many famous restaurants.

I want you to try every restaurant with me.

Okay.

You're the best!

Brother-in-law, what's the name of that island?

The Desert Island.

Singing alone in a karaoke...

this is so pathetic!

Brother-in-law, look, there's a shooting star.

Oh, no! I forgot to make a wish!

It's okay, I'll wait for another one.

-Look, there's another one. -Yes!

All right, I got it!

-Is that how you do it? -Yes.

Haven't you heard that in order for your wish to come true,

you have to tie a knot on your shirt before the shooting star disappears?

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

-I thought that you knew about it. -Oh, no!

It's okay, I'll wait for another one. There will be more shooting stars.

They're all gone.

You missed it. Your wish is not going to come true now.

No, there will be another shooting star!

It's my birthday after midnight, so there has to be another one.

Come, shooting stars! Come, shooting stars!

Shooting stars... What are you laughing at?

Stand up and shout with me.

I'm telling you, shout with me!

Call its name out loud, so it'll hear us and show itself.

Come, shooting stars! Come, shooting stars!

Come on!

-Come, shooting stars! -Come, shooting stars!

Come, shooting stars! Come, shooting stars!

Come, shooting stars! Come, shooting stars!

Come, shooting stars! Come, shooting stars!

Are you tired?

Of course I'm tired.

Although I totally lost my voice, there was still no sign of shooting stars.

Your birthday is tomorrow,

you can still make a wish then.

Brother-in-law, do you know what I wished for?

I don't know.

Close your eyes and sleep. We don't want to miss the sunrise.

You definitely know what I wished for, right?

This is so refreshing. It feels good to be surrounded by nature.

What are you doing?

-You're done fishing? -Yes.

-Are you tired? -Yes, really tired.

-You're sweating? -Yes, I am.

-Give me some fruits. -All right.

Do you want an apple or tomato?

Tomato.

-Hurry up and open the champagne. -Here you go.

Honey, why did you dress like this? You look weird.

-Well, because... -Well...

I have a surprise for my husband.

What the hell!

Honey, I miss you so much.

Wow! Hao Kang De, you miss me?

I don't believe you.

All right, "Wen Rui Xuan, I love you the most",

say this out loud three times.

Go ahead and say it!

Stop talking on the phone. Training is starting!

It's all right.

-Come on. -It's all right.

It's An Zhen.

Mrs. Wen.

I heard that this is the only store

where you can always talk on the phone.

I didn't know that it's true.

Who's the darn snitch?

That's not important.

Who's slacking off at work? That's more important!

Mr. Lan, sometimes people need to make urgent calls.

This is understandable. Can't you be a bit more understanding?

You can't take it? Then, go home!

Don't come to work.

Hey!

What did you call me?

We are sort of like friends.

Can't you talk nicely?

Friends?

Yes, friends.

I hate lazy people.

I only befriend those who work hard.

Are you saying that I don't work hard?

You know very well the reason that you come to work.

How do you know about it?

-Wen Rui Xuan! -I'm sorry.

The two of you, please think about what I said.

Our company is not a leisure center for bored housewives.

Gosh, unbelievable!

He's way too nasty!

What the hell did he say?

What's wrong with being a housewife?

You look down on housewives?

I'm going to work really hard.

Rui Xuan, we have to work harder and make him take back what he said.

All right, work harder. I want my phone back.

Wow, there's a cake?

Brother-in-law, you're the best.

Put on your clothes, or else you'll catch a cold.

No, I want to blow out the candles first.

By the way,

when did you get the cake? Why didn't I know about it?

If you knew about it, then it wouldn't be a surprise.

This is a small cake,

but why are there so many candles in it?

I want you to make many wishes.

When you blow out this one, you'll win a lottery.

-When you blow out this one-- -Brother-in-law.

Actually, I only have one wish.

-That's-- -Don't say it out loud.

It won't come true if you say it out loud.

Really?

Besides the cake, I have a present for you too!

This is so pretty!

I really like it.

Oh!

Today's date is engraved on it?

It's your birthday.

From now on,

I don't want to celebrate my birthday anymore.

Why?

Because...

today's the day we part.

Brother-in-law, help me put it on, okay?

Come on, you're so clumsy and slow.

All right.

Does it look nice on me?

Yes.

Blow out the candles.

Candles burn so fast.

Our time together...

...slips away so fast too.

Some people said

that love makes you forget about time.

Then,

does time make you forget about love?

Will you still remember me

when I'm gone?

I'm such an idiot.

There's nothing I can do

if you don't remember me.

I'll remember you.

I'll always remember you.

Have some cake.

I forgot to sing happy birthday to you.

Brother-in-law,

this is my last request.

Can I...

I want to make you happy.

Wei En.

You know that I can't do that.

Brother-in-law,

I feel so embarrassed now.

You don't need to feel embarrassed.

I just don't want to hurt you.

But you promised that you would give me a beautiful memory.