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Previously on Now Apocalypse...
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I get it.
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She's doing top-secret
government work and shit.
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This is Mitchell Kent.
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He's one of the leading experts
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of extraterrestrial life
forms in the country.
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- Barnabas!
- Otto!
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You know, Ford has written
the most incredible script.
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I'd love to read it.
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- This sort of feels like fate.
- Fate.
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What should I do about Gabriel?
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He's ghosting you.
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Hey, do you wanna give the...
open relationship thing...
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a try?
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I've been caming online for money.
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Get on your knees!
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Aw.
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Touch her.
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I want you to.
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Tonight, I just want to watch you.
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Oh, I love you.
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Aw, man.
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Ah, hello?
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Ford.
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Yeah?
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It's Otto.
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Otto? Otto!
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Uh...
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Hey, man! Uh, how are you?
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What... what's going on?
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I just wanted to call and let you know
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how fantastic it was
meeting you last night.
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Thanks, dude!
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Yeah, you too.
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Gracias, Miguel.
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So, I was thinking, if you wanted me
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to read that script of yours that, uh...
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you should bring it by the house.
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Are you kidding me?
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That, that would be amazing.
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What are you doing later today?
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Uh, nothing. I'm free all day.
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I'll have my assistant
text you the address,
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and uh, shall we say, 1:30ish?
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Perhaps pick up some
lunch beside the pool.
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Sure.
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See you then.
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Oh, and, uh, don't forget your swimsuit.
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Sync and corrections by btsix
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I didn't wanna lie, but I knew the idea
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of some guy paying to watch
me finger my butt hole
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would totally freak him out.
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Jethro is such a prude.
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Honestly though, the
whole like, S&M thing
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kind of started as an accident,
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but then it tapped into something real,
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like, like with Jethro and me.
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It was like finally I
got to cut him open
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and get to the mess of his insides.
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Ew.
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But, cool?
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Also, I'm realizing that I
really enjoy being a dom.
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It makes me feel like an
emotional puppet master.
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So you're a top?
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If you insist on reductive
homo-terminology.
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Anyway, how's the new job?
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On the plus side, I don't
have to talk to anyone.
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On the minus side...
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Somebody there?
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Did you see like, full
penetration, everything?
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Yuck, God, no.
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Maybe a little.
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Honestly, though, if you think about it,
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it's kinda nice that as horrible
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as their day-to-day lives are,
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at least they're still getting some.
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Only you would think of it that way.
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Turns out there's a lot
of homeless in the area.
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Yeah, by area you mean America?
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Hello, stranger.
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Overextended as usual.
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Well, ma cherie, there is.
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Much to my chagrin, I'm in your
idyllic, sunny little town.
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Really, for how long?
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Just for tonight.
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I'm on my way to Tokyo.
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Tokyo?
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Listen, I'm in the middle
of something at work.
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- Can I call you back.
- Of course.
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Au revoir.
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So, what do we have here?
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Very similar to the
others in the report.
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Have you secured the perimeter?
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Yes, Severine.
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And contained the situation?
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There's no mystery here.
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This all just seems like your
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falling-for-unavailable-angst-boy norm.
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Yeah, but there's,
there's something else
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about Gabriel that I-I
forgot to tell you?
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He's uncut?
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Okay.
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Do you remember the dream
that I was telling you about?
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The one where I'm wandering
through darkened ruins?
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With the big green alien?
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So right in the exact
spot where I saw...
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With the big green alien?
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There was this spray-painted hieroglyph.
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Bolts of lightning forming
a W around the world.
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Yeah?
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Well, when Gabriel and I were
on our date, I noticed...
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What is... what is that?
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So?
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So when I asked him
what it was, he said...
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I don't know.
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It's just something that
came to me in a dream.
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You think that's a coincidence?
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No, dude..
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The universe is bizarre and random.
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Shit like that happens all the time.
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It doesn't always have
to mean something.
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Plus, um, and I mean this in
the most loving way possible,
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you have an extremely
active imagination.
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You don't know what
you're missing out on.
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Yeah, my mom always told
me not to go swimming
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till 30 minutes after eating.
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Okay.
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I'm totally down for later though.
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No pressure.
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So, Ford, why don't you
tell me where you're from.
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Kansas, originally.
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Yeah, we moved around a
lot when I was a kid.
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My family's in Denver now, though.
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How about you?
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I was born in Vienna, school in London.
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Now I split my time between
Berlin, Sydney, and L.A.
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Whoa, you must really rack
up the frequent flyer miles.
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Hmm.
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What, do I have something in my teeth?
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No.
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I'm sure you must hear
this all the time, but
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you are an extraordinarily
beautiful man.
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What?
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Not really, actually, thank you.
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Uh, you are not so bad looking yourself.
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Flattery will get you far in this town.
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But seriously, though,
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you are a living piece of art,
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and I must shoot you.
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What do you mean?
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Oh, like pictures?
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Yes, like pictures.
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Taschen's publishing a book
of my photography next fall,
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and... you must model for me.
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Oh, no, I'm not much of a model.
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Mm-mmm.
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I insist. I'm not taking
no for an answer.
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Meanwhile...
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will you do my back?
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Uh, sure.
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Ooh, smells nice.
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Mmm.
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Okay, now, I want you to
look in your partner's eyes,
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directly into their eyes, and tell them
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you want to fuck them.
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Um...
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I want to fuck you.
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Carly, no.
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You need to tell him using your eyes.
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A good actor can express anything,
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even complicated mathematical equations,
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by simply moving their eyeballs.
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Yes.
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There ya go.
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Okay.
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Persona numero dos, I want
you to look at your partner
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and tell them you wanna
fuck their brains out.
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- Frank?
- Yes, Kai?
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As a cis-gender, heterosexual male,
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I feel uncomfortable
expressing thatlevel
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of sexual aggression without
my partner's explicit consent.
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Consent is for pussies, Kai.
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Stop being a beta-male, and
tell Carly you wanna fuck her.
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Remember, it's not real.
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That's why it's called acting.
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Dude, I-I'm supposed to be your lover,
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not a solar eclipse.
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Is Carly right? Am-am I losing it?
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Is my life so fucking
boring and unremarkable
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that my mind is conjuring
up shit to occupy itself?
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On one hand, I can't shake
this gnawing dread,
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this feeling that there's
something going on
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just below the surface of everyday life,
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something twisted and horrifying,
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and that somehow, everything is linked:
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Gabriel disappearing,
my weird nightmares,
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like it's an important message
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that I'm supposed to be receiving,
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but I can't, I can't quite
decipher, and it's vital
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that I keep a record of it.
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But on the other hand, I
do smoke a lot of weed.
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Hey, Carly.
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Oh, hey Frank.
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- You want some?
- I'm good.
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- How's the grind?
- It's not bad.
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My agent actually just
got me an audition
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that I'm pretty excited about.
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It's for Fast and Furious 12.
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That's fantastic.
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Would you like to work on your
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scenes with me outside of class?
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I do private coaching, you know.
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Maybe, how much do you charge?
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Normally, $200 an hour,
but this one's on me.
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Just make it easy for me. Come
to my place in Laurel Canyon,
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say around 8:00?
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Uh, okay.
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Cool, well, thanks.
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Yes, beautiful.
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Yes, that's it.
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You're hot, Ford.
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Be hot.
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Make love to my camera, make love to it.
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Okay, now slow down.
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Make sweet love to it, yes.
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Okay, now fuck it!
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Fuck it harder!
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Ram it in there!
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Ram it in there!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Ooh, look at you.
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You're a saber-tooth tiger.
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Yeah! Yeah!
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You're a greasy dolphin.
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Spurt it out your blowhole!
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Spurt it out your blowhole!
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Yeah, you're the king of the mountain!
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Put the cake in your mouth, taste it!
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- Yeah, oh, look at you!
- Mmm!
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It's so delicious!
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Cake lad, yeah!
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Find your pose, you're on fire!
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So much sugar, so hot, so hot!
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Amber?
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What's, what's going on?
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Oh, uh, hey, Carly.
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Sorry for the short
notice, but I'm moving.
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Wait, what?
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I'm moving out.
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Yo-you're, you're moving?
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When?
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Today.
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Uh, t-today?
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I am going to Utah to join
an ashram with Moonshadow.
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Who the fuck is Moonshadow?
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Amber, it doesn't really sound like
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you've thought any of this through.
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I haven't, but I'm learning how to
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dive into the energy
flow of my own destiny.
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Maybe you should just sleep on
it for like, a night or two?
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00:14:32,994 --> 00:14:35,811
Like this is a pretty major decision.
270
00:14:35,812 --> 00:14:39,043
No, I know, and that's why
I am so excited about it.
271
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:41,001
Like, I am a brand new me.
272
00:14:41,002 --> 00:14:42,634
Amber, I'm, I'm sorry, but you realize
273
00:14:42,635 --> 00:14:45,005
how badly this is all like,
fucking me over, right?
274
00:14:45,006 --> 00:14:47,051
Rent is due in like, a week.
275
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,661
I acknowledge that, Carly, I do,
276
00:14:48,662 --> 00:14:51,838
and I am truly sorry, but this is
277
00:14:51,839 --> 00:14:54,058
a golden door of opportunity for me,
278
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:57,105
and I just can't pass it up.
279
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:29,676
That's a good one.
280
00:16:30,938 --> 00:16:32,927
That guy, Mitchell Kent,
281
00:16:32,928 --> 00:16:34,899
really knows what he's talking about.
282
00:16:41,425 --> 00:16:44,690
So I'm supposed to be putting out a fire
283
00:16:44,691 --> 00:16:48,215
in a car engine while
also putting on lingerie.
284
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:51,916
It's not fucking Strindberg, is it?
285
00:16:53,787 --> 00:16:55,266
Thank you.
286
00:16:55,267 --> 00:16:56,814
You alright? You seem tense.
287
00:16:56,815 --> 00:17:01,098
Oh, really? No, I'm... I'm
sorry, I'm-I'm all good.
288
00:17:01,099 --> 00:17:02,839
Okay, good. Cheers.
289
00:17:04,021 --> 00:17:05,719
It's funny because you
don't seem like someone
290
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,626
who would wanna even do this?
291
00:17:08,055 --> 00:17:09,355
What do you mean, do what?
292
00:17:09,934 --> 00:17:11,935
I mean you're a normal,
well-adjusted person,
293
00:17:11,936 --> 00:17:14,503
why the hell would you
choose to be an actor?
294
00:17:14,504 --> 00:17:16,070
Huh.
295
00:17:17,028 --> 00:17:19,565
Yeah, uh, I guess
296
00:17:20,337 --> 00:17:22,424
I have always felt that there's
297
00:17:22,425 --> 00:17:24,687
something sort of pathetic about acting.
298
00:17:24,688 --> 00:17:27,298
If you're a, a writer or a painter,
299
00:17:27,299 --> 00:17:29,561
you can constantly be
creating stuff on your own,
300
00:17:29,562 --> 00:17:32,651
but as an actor, you're
relegated to waiting
301
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:36,085
for the phone to ring,
worrying if you're inadequate.
302
00:17:36,086 --> 00:17:39,134
It is an inherently
masochistic profession.
303
00:17:39,135 --> 00:17:41,007
Yeah, kind of.
304
00:17:42,532 --> 00:17:44,837
So what do you say we warm up a little.
305
00:17:44,838 --> 00:17:46,839
Like a, like vocal exercises?
306
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,188
No.
307
00:17:48,189 --> 00:17:50,539
Like, let's get in the hot tub!
308
00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:52,345
Oh, uh, what about the...
309
00:17:52,346 --> 00:17:55,240
You'll read better if you
loosen up, trust me.
310
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,951
There's a bathing suit
in the bathroom for you.
311
00:18:07,245 --> 00:18:12,211
So, is this Ford another one
of your little boy toys?
312
00:18:12,212 --> 00:18:14,346
No, it's more than that.
313
00:18:15,478 --> 00:18:16,708
You know who you're like?
314
00:18:17,175 --> 00:18:19,089
Brigitte Bardot.
315
00:18:19,090 --> 00:18:21,526
She was one of the first
women to be truly modern
316
00:18:21,527 --> 00:18:23,310
and treat men like love object.
317
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,314
She used them and discards them.
318
00:18:27,002 --> 00:18:30,143
I told you, it's not
like that this time.
319
00:18:30,144 --> 00:18:33,103
Oh, and what is it that you
like so much about this boy?
320
00:18:33,104 --> 00:18:34,906
He's sincere.
321
00:18:38,631 --> 00:18:41,329
Ah, this is what I can't
stand about Los Angeles.
322
00:18:41,941 --> 00:18:44,726
The level of sincerity with
these people, it's terrifying.
323
00:18:45,533 --> 00:18:48,249
And what about you? Are
you seeing anyone?
324
00:18:48,788 --> 00:18:50,207
Dominique.
325
00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:51,601
She's a heart surgeon.
326
00:18:52,944 --> 00:18:54,729
I've always loved brilliant women.
327
00:18:58,607 --> 00:19:01,347
You have such a gorgeous house.
328
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:05,123
Thank you. I had to fight tooth and
nail to keep it in the divorce.
329
00:19:05,124 --> 00:19:07,083
Oh, you were, you were married?
330
00:19:07,084 --> 00:19:09,451
Yes, twice. Never again.
331
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,881
Men are fucking parasites.
332
00:19:11,882 --> 00:19:15,798
Oh, I always assumed that you were...
333
00:19:15,799 --> 00:19:17,277
A faggot?
334
00:19:17,278 --> 00:19:19,236
I-I wouldn't say that.
335
00:19:19,237 --> 00:19:20,803
You'd be half right.
336
00:19:20,804 --> 00:19:24,589
I was on men in the '90s, but I also did
337
00:19:24,590 --> 00:19:26,809
a lot of that powder... cocaine.
338
00:19:26,810 --> 00:19:28,477
Hmm.
339
00:19:28,478 --> 00:19:32,336
What about you? You seem straight,
but you never know these days.
340
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:34,730
Well, I'm a millennial,
so sexual fluidity
341
00:19:34,731 --> 00:19:37,123
is kind of a requirement.
342
00:19:37,124 --> 00:19:38,516
Do you have a boyfriend?
343
00:19:39,910 --> 00:19:42,084
I do.
344
00:19:42,085 --> 00:19:44,087
Don't sound too excited.
345
00:19:44,088 --> 00:19:47,171
Yeah. Sorry, that, uh, came out weird.
346
00:19:48,210 --> 00:19:50,920
You're a beautiful,
intelligent young woman.
347
00:19:51,298 --> 00:19:52,638
You don't need a man.
348
00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:54,425
I don't get it.
349
00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:57,579
From the moment me and Gabriel
met, there was this...
350
00:19:57,580 --> 00:20:01,080
insane, almost supernatural
connection between us,
351
00:20:01,081 --> 00:20:04,237
and then he disappears without a trace.
352
00:20:04,238 --> 00:20:05,939
Love is strange, dude.
353
00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:07,226
Yeah.
354
00:20:07,227 --> 00:20:08,874
And super confusing.
355
00:20:10,027 --> 00:20:12,846
Like you know how crazy
I am about Severine,
356
00:20:12,847 --> 00:20:14,672
and how much I totally worship her.
357
00:20:14,673 --> 00:20:16,234
I mean, as far as girls
go, she's pretty much
358
00:20:16,235 --> 00:20:17,920
perfect in every possible way.
359
00:20:17,921 --> 00:20:19,035
No argument here.
360
00:20:19,036 --> 00:20:21,211
But fucking another girl while
she was watching, you know?
361
00:20:22,270 --> 00:20:25,181
Playing with herself,
Jesus, I came so hard,
362
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,912
I almost turned inside out.
363
00:20:26,913 --> 00:20:28,567
- Nice.
- I know.
364
00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:32,962
So this uh, polygamy thing seems
to be working out for you guys?
365
00:20:32,963 --> 00:20:36,269
Well, yeah, I mean, so far,
it's kind of awesome.
366
00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:38,794
I've always found threeways
sort of bewildering myself.
367
00:20:38,795 --> 00:20:42,623
Like I, I never know,
like, where to sit?
368
00:20:42,624 --> 00:20:44,539
I know, right?
369
00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:47,672
But I love Severine so
much, I'm willing to do
370
00:20:47,673 --> 00:20:49,456
whatever I can to make her happy.
371
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,322
Hmm.
372
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,551
Oh, speaking of the devil.
373
00:20:56,552 --> 00:20:58,553
Hey, babe.
374
00:20:58,554 --> 00:21:00,221
We were just talking about you.
375
00:21:00,222 --> 00:21:02,851
Oh, favorably I hope.
376
00:21:02,852 --> 00:21:03,853
Of course.
377
00:21:03,854 --> 00:21:06,909
I was just telling Uly about
our night last night,
378
00:21:06,910 --> 00:21:08,437
and how amazing it was.
379
00:21:08,438 --> 00:21:11,914
I'm glad you're enjoying our
new open arrangement, Ford.
380
00:21:11,915 --> 00:21:14,960
It's just so much healthier
and more sensible.
381
00:21:14,961 --> 00:21:16,970
Yeah, for sure.
382
00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:18,462
I just checked my phone and noticed
383
00:21:18,463 --> 00:21:20,357
you called several times?
384
00:21:20,358 --> 00:21:21,833
Is there something you need?
385
00:21:21,834 --> 00:21:24,266
Nope, just wanted to
say hi and I love you.
386
00:21:24,267 --> 00:21:25,885
So am I gonna see you later?
387
00:21:25,886 --> 00:21:28,626
I don't think I can tonight.
388
00:21:28,627 --> 00:21:31,498
My ex, Mustafa, is in town from Paris
389
00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,065
and we're catching up.
390
00:21:33,066 --> 00:21:34,600
Oh?
391
00:21:34,601 --> 00:21:37,200
It appears I'll be busy for
the rest of the evening,
392
00:21:37,201 --> 00:21:39,463
but tomorrow night perhaps?
393
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,642
Yeah, su-sure.
394
00:21:42,538 --> 00:21:44,234
Uh, Sev?
395
00:21:44,235 --> 00:21:45,803
Yes, Ford?
396
00:21:46,424 --> 00:21:50,673
You're not gonna, you know
like, uh, do anything, are ya?
397
00:21:50,674 --> 00:21:52,128
What do you mean?
398
00:21:52,129 --> 00:21:54,813
You know, like, have sex or something?
399
00:21:55,741 --> 00:21:57,016
With Mustafa?
400
00:21:57,670 --> 00:21:58,698
Yeah.
401
00:21:58,699 --> 00:22:00,353
I already have.
402
00:22:00,354 --> 00:22:02,191
Twice, as a matter of fact.
403
00:22:03,444 --> 00:22:05,747
I'm so relieved I'm no longer burdened
404
00:22:05,748 --> 00:22:08,406
with fear and
possessiveness, aren't you?
405
00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:12,932
Yeah.
406
00:22:13,514 --> 00:22:15,480
I'll talk to you tomorrow then.
407
00:22:15,481 --> 00:22:17,534
Okay, night.
408
00:22:18,518 --> 00:22:19,591
I love you.
409
00:22:19,592 --> 00:22:20,635
Me too.
410
00:22:20,636 --> 00:22:22,159
Goodnight, Ford.
411
00:22:26,337 --> 00:22:28,077
Oh, man.
412
00:22:28,078 --> 00:22:29,556
You okay?
413
00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:30,820
Uh, yes.
414
00:22:37,609 --> 00:22:40,090
That's okay, that's okay.
415
00:22:42,875 --> 00:22:44,662
You have your cake and
you eat it, too, huh?
416
00:22:45,269 --> 00:22:46,488
How very progressive of you.
417
00:22:46,489 --> 00:22:50,932
I find it so much more practical
separating biology from emotion.
418
00:22:51,559 --> 00:22:55,844
Why, are you and Dominique not open?
419
00:22:55,845 --> 00:22:57,584
She's quite old-fashioned in that way,
420
00:22:57,585 --> 00:22:59,195
if you can believe it.
421
00:22:59,196 --> 00:23:02,838
So she doesn't know,
for instance, about...
422
00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:04,026
Oh, no, no.
423
00:23:06,029 --> 00:23:08,030
It's best if everyone just pretends
424
00:23:08,031 --> 00:23:10,032
to be happy and monogamous, and then
425
00:23:10,033 --> 00:23:12,092
secretly does whatever they want.
426
00:23:12,905 --> 00:23:15,484
It's a classical way to
have a relationship.
427
00:23:16,218 --> 00:23:18,040
You're so French.
428
00:23:18,041 --> 00:23:20,651
So are you, you bitch.
429
00:23:20,652 --> 00:23:23,219
This is why I could never be with you.
430
00:23:23,220 --> 00:23:24,786
Why is that?
431
00:23:24,787 --> 00:23:26,744
Because you hate yourself,
432
00:23:26,745 --> 00:23:29,138
so you will never let
yourself be who you are
433
00:23:29,139 --> 00:23:30,705
or have what you want.
434
00:23:30,706 --> 00:23:33,229
I'm quite happy, darling. Ah!
435
00:23:33,230 --> 00:23:35,318
Don't worry about me.
436
00:23:35,319 --> 00:23:38,017
_
437
00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:42,576
_
438
00:23:45,721 --> 00:23:48,157
Women are all-powerful due to the fact
439
00:23:48,158 --> 00:23:49,941
that we have a vagina.
440
00:23:49,942 --> 00:23:51,813
We are the source of life itself.
441
00:23:51,814 --> 00:23:54,468
Men are just drones we keep
around to fertilize the eggs.
442
00:23:56,079 --> 00:23:59,211
Uh, I don't know if that's 100% right.
443
00:23:59,212 --> 00:24:01,344
Can your boyfriend make you cum?
444
00:24:01,345 --> 00:24:03,738
Sort of, with my help.
445
00:24:03,739 --> 00:24:06,572
If a man wants to make a woman orgasm,
446
00:24:06,573 --> 00:24:09,501
the best he can do is try
not to get in the way.
447
00:24:16,142 --> 00:24:17,950
Only a woman...
448
00:24:20,973 --> 00:24:23,726
can truly know how to
satisfy another woman.
449
00:24:24,455 --> 00:24:26,630
Um, lo-look, I-I'm sorry, I can't.
450
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:28,197
I, I did not mean for this...
451
00:24:28,198 --> 00:24:29,460
Typical.
452
00:24:30,591 --> 00:24:33,329
- What?
- I said typical.
453
00:24:33,330 --> 00:24:35,463
You're nothing but a
typical pussy tease.
454
00:24:35,464 --> 00:24:36,663
Excuse me?
455
00:24:36,664 --> 00:24:38,033
You pretend to be all naive.
456
00:24:38,034 --> 00:24:40,005
You come in here acting
coy and innocent.
457
00:24:40,006 --> 00:24:42,515
Put on your slutty bathing suit.
458
00:24:42,516 --> 00:24:45,127
What... I-I came here
to work on my audition.
459
00:24:45,128 --> 00:24:46,737
Oh, yeah right, keep
telling yourself that,
460
00:24:46,738 --> 00:24:47,999
maybe you'll start believing it.
461
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,349
Wow. Okay.
462
00:24:51,177 --> 00:24:55,137
Run away. Poor baby can't
handle the brutal truth.
463
00:24:55,138 --> 00:24:57,530
You know, you and your
yes-means-yes cronies,
464
00:24:57,531 --> 00:24:59,881
you're all just a bunch
of entitled infants
465
00:24:59,882 --> 00:25:02,361
who grew up without any
fucking structure or rules.
466
00:25:02,362 --> 00:25:04,441
P.S. Don't bother coming
to class next week.
467
00:25:04,442 --> 00:25:05,574
OK.
468
00:25:07,052 --> 00:25:08,097
Cunt.
469
00:25:12,909 --> 00:25:14,651
Are they still watching us?
470
00:25:15,767 --> 00:25:17,942
What... what do you mean, who?
471
00:25:19,292 --> 00:25:21,685
Them, out there.
472
00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:23,948
They've been watching our every move.
473
00:25:23,949 --> 00:25:26,081
Just keep looking into my eyes.
474
00:25:26,082 --> 00:25:27,822
Don't let them know that we know.
475
00:25:27,823 --> 00:25:29,824
What uh, what are you talking about?
476
00:25:29,825 --> 00:25:31,869
Everyone out there is watching us,
477
00:25:31,870 --> 00:25:34,089
and we have to pretend that we
don't know what's going on.
478
00:25:35,178 --> 00:25:36,831
I don't understand.
479
00:25:36,832 --> 00:25:38,385
Stop pretending you don't know.
480
00:25:38,386 --> 00:25:41,923
- Know what?
- That it's our destiny to be together.
481
00:25:41,924 --> 00:25:43,925
And that it's up to the two of us...
482
00:25:45,318 --> 00:25:47,081
...to save the world.
483
00:26:33,773 --> 00:26:42,506
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484
00:26:46,945 --> 00:26:50,206
_
485
00:26:53,397 --> 00:26:57,897
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486
00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:16,266
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487
00:27:20,937 --> 00:27:28,427
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488
00:27:37,854 --> 00:27:41,483
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489
00:27:45,561 --> 00:27:48,122
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490
00:28:00,749 --> 00:28:02,493
_
491
00:28:03,709 --> 00:28:08,980
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