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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:55,972 --> 00:01:00,972 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:01:02,645 --> 00:01:05,014 [footsteps] 3 00:01:05,850 --> 00:01:07,250 [squawks] 4 00:01:07,852 --> 00:01:10,651 [footsteps, panting] 5 00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:12,589 [man] She went this way! 6 00:01:16,826 --> 00:01:20,664 [bird squawking] 7 00:01:22,599 --> 00:01:25,968 [man] I heard somethin' over here. Don't let her get away. 8 00:01:25,970 --> 00:01:29,005 - [man 2] There's nowhere to run. - [woman panting, grunts] 9 00:01:33,944 --> 00:01:36,914 You made that a lot harder than it needed to be. 10 00:01:38,983 --> 00:01:40,015 [gasps] 11 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:41,785 [dog growls] 12 00:01:42,753 --> 00:01:44,353 Taz! 13 00:01:44,355 --> 00:01:47,390 - [Taz growling] - [man gasping] 14 00:01:48,726 --> 00:01:51,394 [growling] 15 00:01:54,032 --> 00:01:56,033 Don't you move! Aah! 16 00:01:57,701 --> 00:02:00,838 [man grunting] 17 00:02:01,572 --> 00:02:03,373 [man screaming] 18 00:02:08,445 --> 00:02:10,948 - [woman grunting] - [car alarm blaring] 19 00:02:12,850 --> 00:02:14,885 - [gasping] - [growling] 20 00:02:18,455 --> 00:02:22,493 [man 3] I'm gonna enjoy putting you down, traitor. 21 00:02:38,642 --> 00:02:40,042 [car horn honking] 22 00:02:40,044 --> 00:02:42,914 [music playing] 23 00:02:44,015 --> 00:02:45,849 [narrating] Yo, I'm Angelino, 24 00:02:45,851 --> 00:02:49,484 and our story takes place in a shithole called Dark Meat City. 25 00:02:49,486 --> 00:02:51,889 I was born here. Probably die here too. 26 00:02:53,591 --> 00:02:55,859 DMC. 27 00:02:55,861 --> 00:02:59,461 As in depression, murder, and crazy-ass motherfuckers. 28 00:02:59,463 --> 00:03:00,864 Break it up! 29 00:03:00,866 --> 00:03:03,866 I'm 22, and I'm a pizza delivery guy, I guess. 30 00:03:03,868 --> 00:03:05,869 I get paid, and I get the fuck out of there. 31 00:03:05,871 --> 00:03:07,871 Don't ask questions. Don't get involved. 32 00:03:07,873 --> 00:03:09,873 Just complicates things, y'know? 33 00:03:09,875 --> 00:03:12,108 Already ugly as fuck. I don't need no more complications. 34 00:03:12,110 --> 00:03:14,913 [music continues playing] 35 00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:19,649 When it comes to the school of hard knocks, 36 00:03:19,651 --> 00:03:20,850 I probably ain't never gonna graduate. 37 00:03:20,852 --> 00:03:22,452 But I ain't complaining. 38 00:03:22,454 --> 00:03:24,453 So many others just drop out. 39 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:26,622 What's up, Mac? Come on! 40 00:03:26,624 --> 00:03:27,957 [Angelino] Man, move your hobo asses! 41 00:03:27,959 --> 00:03:29,558 What did I tell you? 42 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,728 Did I mention I hate this place? 43 00:03:31,730 --> 00:03:34,030 It's like everyone's tryin' to take you out. 44 00:03:34,032 --> 00:03:35,498 - [squawks] - Aah! Shit! 45 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:37,934 Stupid ass bird. Watch where you flying. 46 00:03:37,936 --> 00:03:44,110 How was I supposed to know that one little look would change everything? 47 00:03:59,591 --> 00:04:02,725 They say real love stories don't end up like they do in the movies. 48 00:04:02,727 --> 00:04:04,994 - [truck horn honking] - But how would I know? 49 00:04:04,996 --> 00:04:06,866 I ain't never been in love. 50 00:04:12,871 --> 00:04:15,939 I ain't never kept a job longer than three weeks. 51 00:04:15,941 --> 00:04:17,942 'Cause I'm "lucky" like that. 52 00:04:17,944 --> 00:04:23,080 But I gotta pay rent somehow, and I can't count on Vinz. 53 00:04:23,082 --> 00:04:26,849 No one'll hire him 'cause he's a fire hazard or some shit. 54 00:04:26,851 --> 00:04:28,918 We're fucked. 55 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,956 Just keep your head down, mouth shut. 56 00:04:31,958 --> 00:04:35,893 You even think about disrespecting these motherfuckers, 57 00:04:35,895 --> 00:04:37,827 and you're done. 58 00:04:37,829 --> 00:04:41,164 The rule is: Don't cause no trouble for nobody, 59 00:04:41,166 --> 00:04:42,866 and maybe they'll do the same. 60 00:04:42,868 --> 00:04:45,002 Yeah, I get it. I'm a joke. 61 00:04:45,004 --> 00:04:47,237 But right now, I just wanna get home. 62 00:04:47,239 --> 00:04:49,940 Hey! Put your head in a bag, ese! 63 00:04:49,942 --> 00:04:51,741 Cover that shit up, Holmes! 64 00:04:51,743 --> 00:04:54,046 Alive, if possible. 65 00:04:56,015 --> 00:04:57,681 Hotel Guadalupe. 66 00:04:57,683 --> 00:05:00,751 It's like purgatory but with cable. 67 00:05:00,753 --> 00:05:02,721 Lived here four years. 68 00:05:05,024 --> 00:05:07,192 [man] Straight from the mouth of hell, Lucifer's favorite son... 69 00:05:07,194 --> 00:05:08,625 - [Angelino] Yo, Vinz? - Wassup? 70 00:05:08,627 --> 00:05:11,061 What's with all this shit on the floor? 71 00:05:11,063 --> 00:05:14,264 [sighs] For real, can you just clean up after yourself? 72 00:05:14,266 --> 00:05:17,034 [Vinz] Whoa. What the fuck happened to your face, bro? 73 00:05:17,036 --> 00:05:19,937 Got hit by some big-ass truck, came outta nowhere. 74 00:05:19,939 --> 00:05:22,573 Man, people need to learn how to drive in this town. 75 00:05:22,575 --> 00:05:24,041 Oh, yeah, and I got fired. 76 00:05:24,043 --> 00:05:26,010 - Again? - Yup. 77 00:05:26,012 --> 00:05:27,344 Hey, you feed the roaches yet? 78 00:05:27,346 --> 00:05:29,113 Why can't they just eat what's on the floor? 79 00:05:29,115 --> 00:05:31,049 Nah, the floor's nasty. 80 00:05:31,051 --> 00:05:33,953 Roaches have sensitive tummies. I read that somewhere. 81 00:05:35,188 --> 00:05:38,255 Real talk though? I don't know how we're gonna do this. 82 00:05:38,257 --> 00:05:41,191 Rent's two months late, we ain't got no jobs. 83 00:05:41,193 --> 00:05:44,863 Dude, I know Lucha Última's on, but we gotta figure shit out. 84 00:05:44,865 --> 00:05:46,697 You think we should talk to Willy? 85 00:05:46,699 --> 00:05:48,632 Can we please leave Willy out of this? He's weird. 86 00:05:48,634 --> 00:05:52,069 Okay, come to Papa. 87 00:05:52,071 --> 00:05:55,273 Ah! There ya go. Daddy's got a little treat for you. 88 00:05:55,275 --> 00:05:57,976 Oh, you brought some friends too. That's cool. 89 00:05:57,978 --> 00:06:00,646 Eww! That's gross, man. 90 00:06:01,647 --> 00:06:03,849 And you're eating the pet food? 91 00:06:06,686 --> 00:06:09,054 The roaches freak me out, man. 92 00:06:09,056 --> 00:06:11,655 - Are you even listening to me? - Yeah. 93 00:06:11,657 --> 00:06:14,025 I mean, they're just taking over the whole crib, bro. 94 00:06:14,027 --> 00:06:17,662 I know this is a shit apartment, but can we at least have some standards? 95 00:06:17,664 --> 00:06:19,264 [man] Right to the jaw! 96 00:06:19,266 --> 00:06:22,300 Hey, Vinz. You know what'd really suck? 97 00:06:22,302 --> 00:06:25,072 If even the roaches get out of here before we do. 98 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:35,182 [snoring] 99 00:06:36,850 --> 00:06:38,285 [snoring] 100 00:07:04,177 --> 00:07:06,214 [snarling] 101 00:07:08,082 --> 00:07:10,650 [gasping] 102 00:07:52,126 --> 00:07:54,962 [muttering] 103 00:08:00,034 --> 00:08:03,935 Hey! I think you're in the wrong neighborhood, marica. [chuckles] 104 00:08:03,937 --> 00:08:06,339 - [groaning] - [man on TV] The terrorist attacks on the White House 105 00:08:06,341 --> 00:08:09,074 - aren't just a threat to us on Pennsylvania Avenue, - Shit. My head. 106 00:08:09,076 --> 00:08:11,277 but to our entire nation and the American way of life. 107 00:08:11,279 --> 00:08:13,245 Lino, you look rough, bro. You okay? 108 00:08:13,247 --> 00:08:15,514 Couldn't sleep. Kept having messed-up dreams. 109 00:08:15,516 --> 00:08:18,051 Think that accident really fucked up my head, man. 110 00:08:18,053 --> 00:08:20,085 [Vinz] Bro, I think we should go get that checked out. 111 00:08:20,087 --> 00:08:22,922 You could drop dead or something. Let's go see a doctor today. 112 00:08:22,924 --> 00:08:24,390 [Angelino] No way. No doctors. 113 00:08:24,392 --> 00:08:26,926 They just make you pay for bad news. 114 00:08:26,928 --> 00:08:31,331 [man on TV continues talking, indistinct] 115 00:08:31,333 --> 00:08:34,236 - [knocking] - Oh, no. It's Willy. 116 00:08:36,371 --> 00:08:38,005 [knocking continues] 117 00:08:40,074 --> 00:08:41,408 Shit, man. 118 00:08:41,410 --> 00:08:42,976 Open up, jerkwads! 119 00:08:42,978 --> 00:08:46,313 It's me! Willy! [echoes] 120 00:08:46,315 --> 00:08:48,981 [knocking continues] Come on. I know you're home. I hear the TV. 121 00:08:48,983 --> 00:08:50,517 It's not like you can go anywhere. 122 00:08:50,519 --> 00:08:52,785 You're a couple of broke a-holes with no car. 123 00:08:52,787 --> 00:08:54,788 - Vinz, I can see the flame on your head! - Damn. 124 00:08:54,790 --> 00:08:56,923 Come on! Open up! Hey-oh! 125 00:08:56,925 --> 00:08:59,326 Man, I can't handle that clown right now. 126 00:08:59,328 --> 00:09:01,762 [grunting] 127 00:09:02,930 --> 00:09:05,365 - Um... - [hissing] 128 00:09:05,367 --> 00:09:07,300 Shut the fuck up. 129 00:09:07,302 --> 00:09:10,370 Your goddamn noise is pissing off my snake. 130 00:09:10,372 --> 00:09:12,472 [whimpering] 131 00:09:12,474 --> 00:09:16,008 [Vinz] Oh, man. Now I have to let Willy in, or the Nazi is gonna kill him. 132 00:09:16,010 --> 00:09:18,845 [groans] I mean, would that be the worst thing? 133 00:09:18,847 --> 00:09:20,880 [Willy] Ah! Took you long enough! 134 00:09:20,882 --> 00:09:23,817 What are you doin' in here? Smellin' each other's balls or somethin'? 135 00:09:23,819 --> 00:09:26,952 Willy, please keep it down. My head's gonna burst. 136 00:09:26,954 --> 00:09:30,291 Seriously, what's with your neighbor? It's a free country. 137 00:09:30,293 --> 00:09:33,827 Our founding fathers died for my right to yell in hallways. 138 00:09:33,829 --> 00:09:36,263 I mean, back me up, Lino. Am I right or am I right? 139 00:09:36,265 --> 00:09:38,331 Whatever. Sure, man. Just shut the fuck up, dude. 140 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:40,533 Huh? This guy again? 141 00:09:40,535 --> 00:09:43,571 ...until they themselves know the terror they tried... 142 00:09:43,573 --> 00:09:45,839 Terrorism, blah, blah, blah. 143 00:09:45,841 --> 00:09:47,575 So where are these alleged terrorists, huh? 144 00:09:47,577 --> 00:09:50,844 Playing poker with the tooth fairy and my imaginary girlfriend? 145 00:09:50,846 --> 00:09:52,946 Ha! I mean, look at that guy right there! 146 00:09:52,948 --> 00:09:56,450 Showing a face like that on TV, that's terrorism! 147 00:09:56,452 --> 00:09:59,620 Ooh, what a sick burn! 148 00:09:59,622 --> 00:10:03,292 [mimicking machine gun fire] 149 00:10:05,528 --> 00:10:07,430 [gasping] 150 00:10:10,233 --> 00:10:12,500 What the hell? Did you not just see that? 151 00:10:12,502 --> 00:10:15,001 Those savages ran off with my hot dog! 152 00:10:15,003 --> 00:10:16,569 You're not gonna do anything? 153 00:10:16,571 --> 00:10:19,307 You know those things carry a nut-ton of diseases, right? 154 00:10:19,309 --> 00:10:20,842 Why are you here? 155 00:10:21,877 --> 00:10:24,478 Uh, I don't know. I missed you douchebags. 156 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:27,280 I wanted to go out, get some froyo or somethin'. 157 00:10:27,282 --> 00:10:32,420 Come on, let's get some air, 'cause, honestly, Lino over here looks like a shit took a shit. 158 00:10:32,422 --> 00:10:35,356 [Vinz] Everybody knows it's staged, Willy. Diablo always wins. 159 00:10:35,358 --> 00:10:37,625 I could put on tights, go into a ring, and do the same exact shit. 160 00:10:37,627 --> 00:10:39,427 - What? - I'm serious. 161 00:10:39,429 --> 00:10:42,029 Except you've got the bone structure of a little bitch. 162 00:10:42,031 --> 00:10:45,068 - Oh, yeah? Grr! - [gasping] 163 00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:49,969 [Angelino] I fucking hate the bus. 164 00:10:49,971 --> 00:10:55,076 But I read people get shot more walking, so my ass takes the bus. 165 00:10:55,078 --> 00:10:58,512 Don't get it twisted. DMC's worse than it sounds. 166 00:10:58,514 --> 00:11:01,048 And it will eat you alive. 167 00:11:01,050 --> 00:11:02,984 Only question is when. 168 00:11:04,086 --> 00:11:06,621 Me and Vinz talk about escaping one day. 169 00:11:06,623 --> 00:11:10,424 But we ain't foolin' nobody. Got no car or money. 170 00:11:10,426 --> 00:11:13,427 Just the roaches and this motherfucking bus. 171 00:11:13,429 --> 00:11:15,396 No, for real. 172 00:11:15,398 --> 00:11:20,435 Like the rest of these poor fuckers... no dreams, no hope, no future. 173 00:11:20,437 --> 00:11:22,506 Ain't got a shadow of a prayer. 174 00:11:24,374 --> 00:11:26,008 [gasps] 175 00:11:31,548 --> 00:11:34,585 [muffled] Lino, what you think? Could Vinz be a wrestler? 176 00:11:37,253 --> 00:11:39,019 Hello! Is Vinz a bitch or not? 177 00:11:39,021 --> 00:11:41,256 Huh? Oh, uh, I guess. 178 00:11:41,258 --> 00:11:43,991 I just... Did you guys see the priest walking by with the... 179 00:11:43,993 --> 00:11:46,663 - [bell dings] - Uh, never mind. 180 00:11:48,965 --> 00:11:51,666 Oh, finally! I can breathe again! 181 00:11:51,668 --> 00:11:54,169 So where you guys think we should eat? 182 00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:56,171 Don't forget, you jerks owe me a hotdog. 183 00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:58,540 [Angelino breathing heavily] 184 00:11:58,542 --> 00:12:02,377 [Willy, muffled] Did you know Diablo can eat a whole bowl of hot dogs in three minutes? 185 00:12:02,379 --> 00:12:05,112 - [Vinz] No, he can't. What are you... - [Willy] He does! 186 00:12:05,114 --> 00:12:07,115 I watched a behind-the-scenes thing about it! 187 00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:09,084 [Vinz, muffled] And again, I'm tellin' you, that's all theater. 188 00:12:09,086 --> 00:12:10,254 - It's fuckin' fake. - [gasps] 189 00:12:11,221 --> 00:12:13,089 - What do you think, Lino? - What the hell? 190 00:12:15,091 --> 00:12:18,162 You gotta take better care of yourself, man. Let's go get some food. 191 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:25,200 [Angelino] Maybe Vinz is right. 192 00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:28,135 That truck must've fucked me up worse than I thought. 193 00:12:28,137 --> 00:12:32,541 Probably cracked my skull and now my brain's gonna leak out all over my sneakers. 194 00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:37,314 Or it's some bacteria-ass shit that makes you go crazy and kills you two weeks later. 195 00:12:40,049 --> 00:12:42,050 Bro, are you okay? 196 00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:44,689 For real, man. You seem pretty out of it. You wanna go home and chill? 197 00:12:45,623 --> 00:12:47,589 I don't know. 198 00:12:47,591 --> 00:12:49,658 I'm suddenly seein' all this trippy shit and it's freakin' me out. 199 00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:51,660 Like, look! That dude over there. 200 00:12:51,662 --> 00:12:54,699 You don't see anything weird? Look at him! 201 00:12:59,169 --> 00:13:01,236 [Vinz] Remind me what I'm lookin' at. 202 00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:02,606 [Angelino] You didn't see his shadow? 203 00:13:04,141 --> 00:13:06,576 With crazy tentacles and shit coming out of his head? 204 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:07,679 [both] Huh? 205 00:13:12,382 --> 00:13:14,149 [squawking] 206 00:13:14,151 --> 00:13:16,451 - What? I'm not crazy, dude! - Yeah, Lino, sure you're not. 207 00:13:16,453 --> 00:13:18,554 [Angelino] Fuck, what's wrong with me? 208 00:13:18,556 --> 00:13:21,557 [Vinz] I think the sun's frying your brain. It's too hot outside. Let's go. 209 00:13:21,559 --> 00:13:24,059 Yeah, maybe. Let's find a place to hang out and chill. 210 00:13:24,061 --> 00:13:28,196 - [Vinz] So, Pipo's then? - [Willy] Oh, again? But I want froyo! 211 00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:29,334 [squawks] 212 00:13:33,304 --> 00:13:35,605 [man on TV] The mercury has hit another record high today, 213 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:38,106 with daytime temperatures soaring well above the seasonal norm 214 00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:39,609 for the third week in a row. 215 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:41,544 It's recommended that elderly viewers and children... 216 00:13:41,546 --> 00:13:44,413 Wrong. It's those chem-trails in the sky that's making it so hot! 217 00:13:44,415 --> 00:13:49,119 The government's ruining our climate so that we buy more American-made cars and soda. 218 00:13:51,489 --> 00:13:54,259 [heartbeat] 219 00:14:00,164 --> 00:14:02,865 [Willy] ...fancy dinner where we what? Yeah. Buy more soda! 220 00:14:02,867 --> 00:14:05,101 Lino. 221 00:14:05,103 --> 00:14:07,470 [Willy] I'm telling you man, the sugar and car lobbies run our country! 222 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:11,476 What? Damn. Now see, I would let her lobby at me all day. 223 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:18,415 [gasps] She's looking at us. 224 00:14:18,417 --> 00:14:21,520 Ooh, Lino, she's checking you out, brother. 225 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,889 Señorita. 226 00:14:25,891 --> 00:14:28,257 Yeah, uh, let's get out of here. 227 00:14:28,259 --> 00:14:30,761 What are you doing? Why are we running? 228 00:14:30,763 --> 00:14:34,198 [grunting] Wait up! We didn't pay for the food! 229 00:14:37,135 --> 00:14:39,735 Gracias, pero, this is too much. 230 00:14:39,737 --> 00:14:42,107 It's cool. Keep the change! 231 00:14:45,578 --> 00:14:48,313 [squawking] 232 00:14:49,582 --> 00:14:52,548 [Willy] I don't know about you, but I got that "itis." 233 00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:54,785 [Vinz] Make sure you stay downwind from me. 234 00:14:54,787 --> 00:14:57,621 [Willy groans] Plus, I get gas. It's genetic. 235 00:14:57,623 --> 00:15:01,357 [Vinz] Genetic? It's not genetic, Willy, you're just disgusting. 236 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:02,693 [Willy] Don't judge me, man. 237 00:15:02,695 --> 00:15:05,362 Hey, guys, I think someone's tailing us. 238 00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:09,232 See that one over there pretending to talk on the phone that don't work? 239 00:15:09,234 --> 00:15:13,470 - Huh? Wait. Where? - Yo, be more discreet, dumb-ass! 240 00:15:13,472 --> 00:15:15,371 - [Vinz] You mean, wing tips? - [Angelino] Yeah. 241 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:18,243 The three of them been following us for a while now. 242 00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:40,731 Now I feel stupid. They weren't after us, man. 243 00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:42,500 What the hell is up with you today? 244 00:15:42,502 --> 00:15:44,738 You've been acting crazy since this morning. 245 00:15:45,939 --> 00:15:47,539 [all gasp] 246 00:15:50,342 --> 00:15:52,344 [scoffs] Still think I'm paranoid? 247 00:15:54,881 --> 00:15:57,949 [Willy] Uh, why don't we just ask 'em what they want? 248 00:15:57,951 --> 00:16:02,552 Nah, man. I'm not askin' those Men in Black motherfuckers nothing. 249 00:16:02,554 --> 00:16:04,723 [whimpering] 250 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,795 What are we supposed to do, Lino? 251 00:16:10,463 --> 00:16:12,462 [Angelino] We go into ninja mode. 252 00:16:12,464 --> 00:16:15,632 We turn the corner, and as soon as we outta their sight, we out. 253 00:16:15,634 --> 00:16:16,602 [gasps] 254 00:16:18,438 --> 00:16:19,606 Ninja! 255 00:16:21,608 --> 00:16:23,975 - [nervously exclaiming] - We've been made! 256 00:16:23,977 --> 00:16:25,745 Don't let him get away! 257 00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:32,285 What do they want? 258 00:16:35,555 --> 00:16:38,556 [whimpering] I'm slowin' down! 259 00:16:38,558 --> 00:16:40,827 I... [groaning] 260 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,636 [grunting] 261 00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:51,437 [screeches] 262 00:16:51,938 --> 00:16:53,573 [grunts] 263 00:16:54,340 --> 00:16:55,709 [screams] 264 00:16:57,410 --> 00:16:58,876 Stop or I'll shoot! 265 00:16:58,878 --> 00:17:01,312 Oh, shit, he's got a gun. He's got a gun! Gun, gun. 266 00:17:01,314 --> 00:17:02,749 Wait? What? 267 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:08,688 [screaming] 268 00:17:10,490 --> 00:17:11,992 [gasps] 269 00:17:22,702 --> 00:17:24,671 [heartbeat] 270 00:17:28,408 --> 00:17:30,042 [groaning] 271 00:17:30,044 --> 00:17:32,044 Go! Get the fuck outta here! 272 00:17:32,046 --> 00:17:33,748 [Vinz] I got you, bro. 273 00:17:35,348 --> 00:17:36,917 This fuckin' brick! 274 00:17:38,885 --> 00:17:40,720 [whimpers] 275 00:17:46,894 --> 00:17:48,495 I got you, Lino. 276 00:17:53,634 --> 00:17:55,402 [groaning] 277 00:17:58,639 --> 00:18:00,508 [exclaims] 278 00:18:04,477 --> 00:18:06,514 We need to get outta here right now. Let's go! 279 00:18:11,886 --> 00:18:13,786 [Angelino] Did you grab his gun, dude? 280 00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:17,525 [Vinz] Why the fuck would I do that? It's not GTA. Let's go. 281 00:18:21,362 --> 00:18:23,629 [Vinz] What do you think those dudes wanted from us, man? 282 00:18:23,631 --> 00:18:27,633 [Willy] To kill us, obviously. The whole damn city's nuts. 283 00:18:27,635 --> 00:18:30,469 [Vinz] What could they want? Dude, did you see their clothes? 284 00:18:30,471 --> 00:18:32,404 They're not from here, are they? 285 00:18:32,406 --> 00:18:34,073 [Angelino] For real, they weren't dressed like dealers, bro. 286 00:18:34,075 --> 00:18:35,908 Looked like hitmen to me. 287 00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:38,477 [Vinz] Hopefully, they're looking for someone else. 288 00:18:38,479 --> 00:18:42,649 You mean some other ugly bug-eyed dude and a guy with his head on fire? 289 00:18:42,651 --> 00:18:44,483 - [Vinz] Maybe they're CIA. - [Willy] Yeah, right! 290 00:18:44,485 --> 00:18:46,953 They wanted to know where we were when Kennedy got shot. 291 00:18:46,955 --> 00:18:49,755 Ba-bang! [chuckles] Too soon? 292 00:18:49,757 --> 00:18:52,524 - [Angelino] Whoa! A shooting star! You see that? - [Vinz] No? Where? 293 00:18:52,526 --> 00:18:54,894 [Willy] Uh, in the sky. Where else, dumb-ass? 294 00:18:54,896 --> 00:18:57,163 [Vinz] Fuck you, Willy. I just didn't see it. The sky's big. 295 00:18:57,165 --> 00:19:00,066 - [Willy] "Wah, my head's on fire, and the sky's too big!" - [Vinz] Fuckin' rude. Why... 296 00:19:00,068 --> 00:19:02,668 [Vinz] Hey! I saw one that time! Look, there's another one! 297 00:19:02,670 --> 00:19:04,703 Make a wish. Make a wish right now. 298 00:19:04,705 --> 00:19:06,773 What would you wish for, Lino? 299 00:19:06,775 --> 00:19:08,608 [Angelino] M-Me? 300 00:19:08,610 --> 00:19:10,509 I don't know. 301 00:19:10,511 --> 00:19:13,480 I just wanna be... a somebody. 302 00:19:19,988 --> 00:19:23,992 [announcer on TV] That Diablo sure knows how to please a crowd. Oh, what's this? 303 00:19:25,961 --> 00:19:27,461 [officer on radio] 10-4. In sight. 304 00:19:36,137 --> 00:19:37,005 [gunshot] 305 00:19:39,007 --> 00:19:41,041 - [audience cheering] - [officer on radio, cutting in] Three on the roof. 306 00:19:41,043 --> 00:19:44,677 - Sun God slam! The crowd is going nuts! - [officer] Still our suspect. 307 00:19:44,679 --> 00:19:47,947 Fuck, man. What the fuck is wrong with this janky-ass piece of shit? 308 00:19:47,949 --> 00:19:49,618 Picking up the whole city. 309 00:19:55,490 --> 00:19:56,789 [grunting] 310 00:19:56,791 --> 00:19:58,524 - [Vinz] Do you hear that? - [officer] Go. 311 00:19:58,526 --> 00:20:01,429 W-W-Wait, stop that. Stop that. Is that police chatter? 312 00:20:02,931 --> 00:20:05,935 [officer on radio] Operation Blackball is a go! Move, move, move! 313 00:20:07,469 --> 00:20:10,006 What the hell is Operation Blackball? 314 00:20:23,219 --> 00:20:24,586 Huh? 315 00:20:36,232 --> 00:20:39,565 For the last fucking time, if you don't... 316 00:20:39,567 --> 00:20:40,970 Contact in ten seconds. 317 00:20:41,837 --> 00:20:43,037 [gasps] 318 00:20:43,039 --> 00:20:44,772 I don't know what's going on outside, 319 00:20:44,774 --> 00:20:47,043 but whatever it is, it's kind of weird. 320 00:20:48,844 --> 00:20:51,245 - [Angelino] What the fu... - Contact! 321 00:20:51,247 --> 00:20:52,480 [gasps] 322 00:20:52,848 --> 00:20:55,451 [gunshots] 323 00:21:00,056 --> 00:21:02,990 Vinz, man, what the fuck are you doing? 324 00:21:02,992 --> 00:21:04,995 Get your ass over here and help! 325 00:21:15,570 --> 00:21:17,840 - [static] - [shotgun blasts] 326 00:21:21,844 --> 00:21:23,112 [officer on radio] Status? 327 00:21:24,313 --> 00:21:26,449 What's your status report? 328 00:21:48,205 --> 00:21:49,505 [splat] 329 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:19,970 This is my shithole! Get the fuck out! 330 00:22:26,243 --> 00:22:28,178 Did you just kill a cop? 331 00:22:30,314 --> 00:22:32,182 - [grunts] - [trigger clicking] 332 00:22:33,016 --> 00:22:34,718 [gasps] 333 00:22:40,690 --> 00:22:44,295 - Oh, they're gonna kill us. They're gonna kill us. - Not yet. 334 00:22:53,037 --> 00:22:55,772 [screaming] 335 00:23:06,683 --> 00:23:07,985 Grenade. Grenade! 336 00:23:17,028 --> 00:23:20,064 Lino, come on. Come on, we have to go! 337 00:23:22,732 --> 00:23:23,867 [grunts] 338 00:23:27,304 --> 00:23:28,739 [gasps] 339 00:23:32,143 --> 00:23:33,945 [growling] 340 00:23:37,181 --> 00:23:38,382 Ha! 341 00:23:45,890 --> 00:23:48,126 [groaning] 342 00:23:49,893 --> 00:23:51,695 Huh? 343 00:24:02,173 --> 00:24:03,907 Yo, this way, dumb-ass. 344 00:24:10,848 --> 00:24:12,884 How is he doing that? 345 00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:24,126 [siren blaring] 346 00:24:24,128 --> 00:24:26,197 Psst. Hey, Lino. Down here. Hurry. 347 00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:32,035 Whoa, man. I'm not saying this 'cause we're in the sewer, 348 00:24:32,037 --> 00:24:34,071 but I think you might be a Ninja Turtle, Lino. 349 00:24:39,143 --> 00:24:40,977 Shit. 350 00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,415 You gonna tell me you killed them? 351 00:24:44,782 --> 00:24:49,153 Two idiot kids took out an entire elite squad? 352 00:24:50,154 --> 00:24:52,154 The abomination did this. 353 00:24:52,156 --> 00:24:55,158 I knew that little bastard's power wouldn't stay dormant. 354 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,028 And you assholes let him get away. 355 00:24:58,030 --> 00:25:03,301 The kid's a ticking time bomb that needs to be extinguished before it explodes. 356 00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:09,141 ¿Un suplex, en serio? ¡Esas son mamadas! 357 00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:22,888 Getting harder to work with El Diablo in the ring. He's keeps goin' off-book. 358 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,555 Guy has, like, no boundaries. 359 00:25:25,557 --> 00:25:28,392 Oh, come on. What? You gonna cry about it? 360 00:25:28,394 --> 00:25:30,328 He's El-freakin'-Diablo. 361 00:25:30,330 --> 00:25:33,163 He may bust our balls, but he's giving the crowd what they want. 362 00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:37,069 Look, see? Tell me that's not a sign. 363 00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:41,172 Mmm? Looks kinda like a cockroach. 364 00:25:41,174 --> 00:25:43,241 Again with your damn signs. 365 00:25:43,243 --> 00:25:44,575 Bullshit. 366 00:25:44,577 --> 00:25:46,477 Now it's a roach on your towel. 367 00:25:46,479 --> 00:25:49,045 Last week you saw the Virgin Guadalupe in your rearview, 368 00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:51,081 and then some stupid face on fire... 369 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:54,185 A flaming skull on my BLT. In Aguascalientes. 370 00:25:54,187 --> 00:25:58,855 Because the universe always writes its most important messages on sandwiches? 371 00:25:58,857 --> 00:26:03,193 I think you're just seeing what you wanna see, reading into things too much. 372 00:26:03,195 --> 00:26:07,064 I'm just saying, stop looking for meaning when there isn't any. 373 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:10,201 You're gonna drive yourself totally nuts with that shit! 374 00:26:10,203 --> 00:26:12,902 You just can't accept the fact that we're Guardians, 375 00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:15,071 and as Guardians it's our job to stay vigilant 376 00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,208 for whatever the universe throws our way! We... 377 00:26:17,210 --> 00:26:19,210 - [audience cheering] - He's right. 378 00:26:19,212 --> 00:26:22,213 It was only by deciphering signs and omens 379 00:26:22,215 --> 00:26:25,982 that the ancients before us could fulfill their true destinies. 380 00:26:25,984 --> 00:26:30,054 Every generation of Guardians exists to fight a specific battle. 381 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:32,089 Don't worry. We'll get tagged in. 382 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,924 And then our purpose will be revealed to us. 383 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,028 Hell, yeah! 384 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:40,130 Yeah, but, like, a cockroach? 385 00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:42,333 Can the universe be clearer? 386 00:26:42,335 --> 00:26:45,303 Our job is to be patient and lie in wait. 387 00:26:45,305 --> 00:26:48,241 And when the world finally needs us, we'll know it. 388 00:26:53,647 --> 00:26:59,116 [narrator] The Lucha Última fighters are descended from the Eagle and Jaguar tribes, 389 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:02,386 the most elite warriors of the Aztec empire, 390 00:27:02,388 --> 00:27:07,426 masters of the Mística, the art of unraveling the mysteries of destiny. 391 00:27:07,428 --> 00:27:10,995 Generations of guardians have waged wars in the shadows, 392 00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:14,632 keeping us safe from evil since time immemorial. 393 00:27:14,634 --> 00:27:18,102 But today's luchadors have no such battles. 394 00:27:18,104 --> 00:27:20,971 Yet they stay in shape with intense training, 395 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:24,375 donning tights and fighting each other in spectacular choreographed shows 396 00:27:24,377 --> 00:27:28,114 to pay the rent and stave off existential boredom. 397 00:27:29,283 --> 00:27:31,050 [yells] 398 00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:48,502 Stop being difficult. 399 00:27:53,073 --> 00:27:54,541 Mama. 400 00:28:01,648 --> 00:28:06,153 We'll find him either way. So, where is he? 401 00:28:11,291 --> 00:28:12,959 [groaning] 402 00:28:13,427 --> 00:28:15,192 [growls] 403 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:18,698 Holy Mary, Mother of God, please protect my precious boy. 404 00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:21,435 I assure you, we'll find him. 405 00:28:29,176 --> 00:28:31,078 [groaning] 406 00:28:33,715 --> 00:28:38,016 This is your last chance. Where is he? 407 00:28:38,018 --> 00:28:39,952 I only have one request. 408 00:28:42,424 --> 00:28:44,958 Please don't shoot me in the head. 409 00:28:48,028 --> 00:28:50,030 Hmm. 410 00:28:50,697 --> 00:28:52,200 [gunshot] 411 00:28:55,770 --> 00:28:59,674 [man] She knew what she was doing. The bitch was playin' us. 412 00:29:01,308 --> 00:29:02,674 Ah. 413 00:29:02,676 --> 00:29:05,213 The kid's long gone by now. 414 00:29:08,183 --> 00:29:10,583 [growling] 415 00:29:10,585 --> 00:29:12,486 [groaning] 416 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,294 [Angelino] My last quarter. 417 00:29:21,296 --> 00:29:23,665 This shit better not go to voicemail, or we fucked, man. 418 00:29:34,776 --> 00:29:36,776 [phone ringing] 419 00:29:36,778 --> 00:29:39,313 [groaning] Not now! 420 00:29:40,113 --> 00:29:42,183 My ass is gonna explode. 421 00:29:44,152 --> 00:29:45,551 - What? - [Angelino] Hey, Willy. Is that you? 422 00:29:45,553 --> 00:29:48,221 Oh, hey, my dude. How's life on the run? 423 00:29:48,223 --> 00:29:50,790 You need to find us another spot, man. We can't hide out here. 424 00:29:50,792 --> 00:29:53,092 We shouldn't be talking about this on my home line. 425 00:29:53,094 --> 00:29:55,328 The phones are probably tapped! It's called surveillance, dumb-ass! 426 00:29:55,330 --> 00:29:58,397 I know, I know, but this place is way too hood, man. Like, I'm cool, but Vinz is... 427 00:29:58,399 --> 00:30:00,233 Oh, my apologies! 428 00:30:00,235 --> 00:30:02,268 - Caesar's freakin' Palace was all full up! - [line beeping] 429 00:30:02,270 --> 00:30:04,338 But, hey, why don't I just call my buddy at the Ritz for ya? 430 00:30:04,340 --> 00:30:06,573 What's with the beeping? Stop pushin' buttons, dude. 431 00:30:06,575 --> 00:30:09,509 I wonder if I can Google "hotels that cater specifically to cop-killers." 432 00:30:09,511 --> 00:30:11,377 Yeah, we fucked up, and we totally owe you one. 433 00:30:11,379 --> 00:30:14,280 But can you just hook us up one last time? Like, a plan "B"? 434 00:30:14,282 --> 00:30:16,583 Or like a relative we could stay with or somethin'? 435 00:30:16,585 --> 00:30:18,452 What am I, your travel agent? 436 00:30:18,454 --> 00:30:20,419 That's all I got, guys! 437 00:30:20,421 --> 00:30:22,588 And you two better not come back here, because the CIA! 438 00:30:22,590 --> 00:30:25,358 And also, I'm dealing with an emergency situation right now. 439 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,659 Willy, we're not playin' around, man. 440 00:30:26,661 --> 00:30:28,462 We're in some real deep shit right now. 441 00:30:28,464 --> 00:30:30,831 - [phone: disconnect signal] - He hung up on me. 442 00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:33,702 Oh, I see how it is. Fine, guys. Be that way. 443 00:30:36,237 --> 00:30:39,741 [yelling, shouting] 444 00:30:42,578 --> 00:30:44,678 [Vinz] I don't think we should stay here, Lino. 445 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,880 Look how much we stand out. I'm half-naked. 446 00:30:46,882 --> 00:30:49,382 Sorry. I know you liked that shirt. 447 00:30:49,384 --> 00:30:51,384 But we couldn't risk them seeing you in green. 448 00:30:51,386 --> 00:30:54,421 - [Vinz] Yeah, I know. - [Angelino] Hey, but look on the bright side. 449 00:30:54,423 --> 00:30:57,858 The cops ain't gonna find us, 'cause they won't set foot in this part of town. 450 00:30:57,860 --> 00:30:59,726 Even they're not that crazy. 451 00:30:59,728 --> 00:31:02,228 [Vinz] That makes me feel so much better about our situation. 452 00:31:02,230 --> 00:31:05,732 [Angelino] We just gotta keep our heads down, don't disrespect nobody. 453 00:31:05,734 --> 00:31:10,537 Just keep walking and hope you don't die. 454 00:31:10,539 --> 00:31:13,241 Same ground rules as back home, right? 455 00:31:23,152 --> 00:31:24,818 [squawking] 456 00:31:24,820 --> 00:31:27,153 - [man] Yo. What's good, Cuz? - [gasps] 457 00:31:27,155 --> 00:31:30,157 This ain't no place for no little motherfuckers like you. 458 00:31:30,159 --> 00:31:33,627 "Give thy thoughts no tongue, nor any unproportioned thought his act." 459 00:31:33,629 --> 00:31:36,396 - That's Shakespeare. - Yeah, that's right. 460 00:31:36,398 --> 00:31:39,333 Oh, see, this guy Willy is our friend, and, uh... 461 00:31:39,335 --> 00:31:43,805 Well, it's kinda complicated, but... I mean, we come from Dark Meat City, 462 00:31:43,807 --> 00:31:47,708 and me and my boy Vinz here we needed a little break, you know like a vacation. 463 00:31:47,710 --> 00:31:50,310 So Willy hooked us up with a place to chill for a bit... 464 00:31:50,312 --> 00:31:51,912 - [gunshots] - Fuck! 465 00:31:51,914 --> 00:31:54,484 [yelling, shouting] 466 00:31:57,654 --> 00:31:59,221 Yo, come on! 467 00:32:00,522 --> 00:32:03,192 Come on, Vinz! We gotta move! 468 00:32:23,546 --> 00:32:27,749 [Angelino] Well, it's a shithole, but at least we got a place to lay low. 469 00:32:27,751 --> 00:32:29,484 That's what matters. 470 00:32:29,486 --> 00:32:32,220 Just a place to chill 'till shit blows over. 471 00:32:32,222 --> 00:32:33,823 [squawking] 472 00:32:35,792 --> 00:32:38,561 What? Why are the crows even aggressive? 473 00:32:46,002 --> 00:32:48,369 [Angelino] It's weird without my roaches. 474 00:32:48,371 --> 00:32:51,940 I read that lost cats can travel, like, hundreds of miles to find their owner. 475 00:32:51,942 --> 00:32:54,411 I wish my roaches could do that. 476 00:32:56,379 --> 00:32:58,214 [squawking] 477 00:33:02,752 --> 00:33:07,656 [Angelino] If we're lucky, maybe we'll get shot before we starve, so there's that. 478 00:33:07,658 --> 00:33:10,758 I was thinking just maybe we can go to the cops. 479 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:14,429 - Tell them what happened, they'll let us go. - Shit, you're right, bruh! 480 00:33:14,431 --> 00:33:16,699 Too bad you didn't say nothin' to the cops that was in our apartment 481 00:33:16,701 --> 00:33:18,801 tryin' to kill us yesterday. 482 00:33:18,803 --> 00:33:21,839 [Vinz] Oh, snap! There's a box with a prize? 483 00:33:24,975 --> 00:33:27,677 [sighs] Man, we even got power? 484 00:33:29,046 --> 00:33:30,746 [man on TV] ...are very dangerous. 485 00:33:30,748 --> 00:33:32,815 These two criminals are wanted for first-degree murder, 486 00:33:32,817 --> 00:33:35,583 violence against the police, resisting arrest, 487 00:33:35,585 --> 00:33:37,485 and conspiring against the United States government. 488 00:33:37,487 --> 00:33:38,920 What? Is that us? 489 00:33:38,922 --> 00:33:41,457 If you encounter these individuals, 490 00:33:41,459 --> 00:33:44,493 please do not approach or engage them in any way, for your safety. 491 00:33:44,495 --> 00:33:47,029 Jesus, what the fuck is goin' on, man? 492 00:33:47,031 --> 00:33:49,497 Still feelin' the whole "turn yourself in" idea? 493 00:33:49,499 --> 00:33:52,468 Wait, wait. Shh, listen. Turn it up! 494 00:33:52,470 --> 00:33:54,705 ...at 666-33... 495 00:33:58,876 --> 00:34:01,542 Ah, no, no, no, no, no! 496 00:34:01,544 --> 00:34:04,346 Yesterday, I was just a normal fuckin dude mindin' my business, 497 00:34:04,348 --> 00:34:06,584 and today I'm a goddamn terrorist? 498 00:34:08,086 --> 00:34:10,486 [Vinz] Well, if you look at the bright side, 499 00:34:10,488 --> 00:34:12,823 at least we don't have to worry about someone calling the police on us here. 500 00:34:23,934 --> 00:34:26,971 [screeching] 501 00:34:38,849 --> 00:34:41,285 [squawking] 502 00:34:44,923 --> 00:34:46,958 - Huh? - Hmm? 503 00:35:02,773 --> 00:35:04,674 [man] No fucking around this time. 504 00:35:04,676 --> 00:35:07,677 You three, with me. The rest of you, watch the front. 505 00:35:07,679 --> 00:35:10,814 Check out the suits! Y'all bitches lost or somethin'? 506 00:35:10,816 --> 00:35:16,086 Hey, big boy. Put your dog on his leash or I'll put him down. 507 00:35:16,088 --> 00:35:18,323 You want us to handle him, boss? 508 00:35:21,392 --> 00:35:23,392 Who you gon' put down now? 509 00:35:23,394 --> 00:35:25,762 Damn! Looks like you need a new suit, bitch! 510 00:35:25,764 --> 00:35:27,498 [laughing] 511 00:35:28,834 --> 00:35:31,801 - [man] Ah, shit, they shot Peaches. - Shit. 512 00:35:31,803 --> 00:35:33,102 [man] Hey! Everyone, over here! 513 00:35:33,104 --> 00:35:34,539 Huh? 514 00:35:39,846 --> 00:35:42,445 The sooner we take them out, the sooner we get the kids. 515 00:35:42,447 --> 00:35:45,548 Stop sleeping, man. Something's goin' on out there! 516 00:35:45,550 --> 00:35:46,785 Come on! 517 00:35:47,652 --> 00:35:49,652 I want those two found now! 518 00:35:49,654 --> 00:35:53,092 [gasping] Vinz, damn, they found us! 519 00:35:58,530 --> 00:36:02,532 Let's go, dude! Come on. Move! 520 00:36:02,534 --> 00:36:04,534 They're making a run for it through the back door! 521 00:36:04,536 --> 00:36:07,039 What are you waiting for? Get to your cars. 522 00:36:09,942 --> 00:36:14,779 "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players." Action. 523 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:25,122 "Tis now the very witching time of night, 524 00:36:25,124 --> 00:36:29,860 when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out contagion to this world." 525 00:36:29,862 --> 00:36:32,062 Suck this! Suck this! 526 00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:33,598 Get those bitches! 527 00:36:35,034 --> 00:36:37,067 You ain't gettin' away, motherfuckers. 528 00:36:37,069 --> 00:36:39,105 Eat this. Eat this! 529 00:36:40,773 --> 00:36:44,944 "Now could I drink hot blood and do such bitter business as..." 530 00:36:45,945 --> 00:36:49,980 What the fuck? This bootleg motherfucker. 531 00:36:49,982 --> 00:36:53,751 "To be or not to be? That's the question." 532 00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:56,022 I can quote Shakespeare too, bitch. 533 00:36:59,992 --> 00:37:01,127 [man] They got Shakespeare. 534 00:37:06,732 --> 00:37:07,833 Drive. 535 00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:19,879 [groaning] 536 00:37:28,855 --> 00:37:32,556 Y'all fuckin' suits shoulda stayed where you was from. [laughs] 537 00:37:32,558 --> 00:37:33,991 This Palm Hill. 538 00:37:33,993 --> 00:37:35,260 Hey, you heard me, homey? 539 00:37:35,262 --> 00:37:37,897 [groaning, choking] 540 00:37:40,767 --> 00:37:42,102 Ugh. 541 00:37:43,070 --> 00:37:44,235 Uh-uh. 542 00:37:44,237 --> 00:37:46,073 Oh, shit. What the fuck was that? 543 00:37:47,074 --> 00:37:49,108 What in the actual fuck is that? 544 00:37:49,942 --> 00:37:52,077 Yo! Yo, what is that, man? 545 00:37:52,079 --> 00:37:53,714 - Get back! - I don't know. 546 00:37:55,082 --> 00:37:57,683 - [gasps] - Get that shit. Get that. 547 00:37:58,251 --> 00:38:00,085 What the fuck? 548 00:38:00,087 --> 00:38:01,687 Huh? 549 00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:04,091 It's... It's that shadow. 550 00:38:07,060 --> 00:38:09,096 What the fuck is that thing, Lino? 551 00:38:12,732 --> 00:38:16,670 [gunshots in distance] 552 00:38:22,976 --> 00:38:24,044 Huh? 553 00:38:26,980 --> 00:38:28,813 [Vinz] Wait, Lino. Stop, stop, stop. 554 00:38:28,815 --> 00:38:30,184 This one has keys. 555 00:38:31,852 --> 00:38:35,022 - [engine starts] - [loudspeaker: music box playing] 556 00:38:36,823 --> 00:38:39,593 Lino, we're not fucking sellin' ice cream, bro. Just go! 557 00:38:41,695 --> 00:38:45,597 Lino, pop the clutch and go forward. What are you doing? Just drive. Drive the car. 558 00:38:45,599 --> 00:38:48,035 Well, I'm sorry! I ain't never driven no ice cream truck before! 559 00:38:53,007 --> 00:38:56,308 Shit! Come on, come on, come on! 560 00:38:56,310 --> 00:38:58,645 [engine cranking] 561 00:39:00,347 --> 00:39:03,150 [engine cranking] 562 00:39:04,385 --> 00:39:06,185 There you are, fuckers! 563 00:39:06,187 --> 00:39:08,588 They found us! We gotta fucking go. 564 00:39:09,623 --> 00:39:11,658 - [engine starts] - [laughs] 565 00:39:16,998 --> 00:39:17,899 Fuck. 566 00:39:27,708 --> 00:39:30,943 [Angelino, Vinz] What the fuck is going on? 567 00:39:30,945 --> 00:39:34,180 Where are those horrible tentacled creatures from? 568 00:39:34,182 --> 00:39:37,684 The movies have never been this insane! 569 00:39:38,819 --> 00:39:42,590 And how does Vinz stay alive with his head on fire? 570 00:39:43,724 --> 00:39:45,760 [Vinz] Wait, did I just say that? 571 00:39:56,304 --> 00:39:58,973 - Try hitting 'em. - Just shut up and drive! 572 00:40:03,711 --> 00:40:06,413 Vinz! You gotta try and slow 'em down. 573 00:40:06,415 --> 00:40:07,880 How? 574 00:40:07,882 --> 00:40:10,017 I dunno, do somethin'. Anything. 575 00:40:11,285 --> 00:40:13,054 Get me a good angle. 576 00:40:20,295 --> 00:40:21,829 Wipe that shit off! 577 00:40:23,931 --> 00:40:25,933 - Huh? - [grunting] 578 00:40:27,468 --> 00:40:28,971 Huh? 579 00:40:38,179 --> 00:40:41,150 - Oh, shit! - [truck horn honking] 580 00:40:46,821 --> 00:40:48,856 I'll kill these bastards myself. 581 00:41:06,441 --> 00:41:07,741 Shit. 582 00:41:07,743 --> 00:41:09,509 How we doin'? We lost 'em yet? 583 00:41:09,511 --> 00:41:11,812 [Vinz] No, no. They're still on us! 584 00:41:25,027 --> 00:41:27,963 [Angelino] Here. Take this, see if it's loaded. 585 00:41:29,031 --> 00:41:31,033 [muffled] Shoot that at them, not in here! 586 00:41:32,167 --> 00:41:34,000 What'd you say? 587 00:41:34,002 --> 00:41:37,039 Do it out there, not in here! 588 00:41:45,515 --> 00:41:47,414 [tires screeching] 589 00:41:47,416 --> 00:41:49,950 - [engines racing] - [tires screeching] 590 00:41:49,952 --> 00:41:52,322 [loudspeaker: music box playing] 591 00:41:54,923 --> 00:41:56,091 What the...? 592 00:42:05,901 --> 00:42:08,102 - Aah! - [hammer clicking] 593 00:42:08,104 --> 00:42:09,537 Uh, Lino? 594 00:42:09,539 --> 00:42:12,040 Looks like the cops have joined the party. 595 00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:18,915 Lino, red light! Red light! 596 00:42:19,848 --> 00:42:21,351 Grab on to somethin'! 597 00:42:42,939 --> 00:42:45,174 - [gasps] - [groaning] 598 00:42:47,943 --> 00:42:49,811 I'll fuckin' kill you! 599 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,547 [siren blaring] 600 00:42:52,549 --> 00:42:54,215 [gasps] 601 00:42:54,217 --> 00:42:55,451 Shit, shit! 602 00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,156 See that? I told you we'd lose 'em. 603 00:43:01,624 --> 00:43:05,427 Uh, about that, Lino. They're still here. 604 00:43:05,429 --> 00:43:09,232 No fucking way! Man, get off my dick! 605 00:43:25,281 --> 00:43:28,583 Vinz, I'm gonna need you to sit your ass down and buckle the fuck up! 606 00:43:28,585 --> 00:43:29,819 Why? 607 00:43:35,291 --> 00:43:36,527 Wh-What are you doing? 608 00:43:38,161 --> 00:43:41,265 - What I'm doin' is fuckin' handlin' it! - No, no, no, no! 609 00:44:08,258 --> 00:44:12,627 [loudspeaker: music box playing, warped, stops] 610 00:44:12,629 --> 00:44:14,429 [both gasping] 611 00:44:14,431 --> 00:44:16,601 Alive. We're alive. 612 00:44:50,667 --> 00:44:52,402 They couldn't have gotten very far. 613 00:44:52,404 --> 00:44:54,136 I want you to set up a perimeter. 614 00:44:54,138 --> 00:44:56,539 Start where they were spotted last. 615 00:44:56,541 --> 00:44:59,510 Get every man on the job and tighten the net. 616 00:45:00,310 --> 00:45:02,112 The kid is special. 617 00:45:06,084 --> 00:45:09,385 If he actually can tell Machos from humans, 618 00:45:09,387 --> 00:45:12,423 then we're in a world of shit. 619 00:45:14,358 --> 00:45:18,060 I promised your mom I'd find you, kid. 620 00:45:18,062 --> 00:45:20,432 And I'm a man of my word. 621 00:45:22,065 --> 00:45:24,232 [woman on TV] In other news, the neighborhood of Palm Hill 622 00:45:24,234 --> 00:45:26,636 became a veritable war-zone this afternoon. 623 00:45:26,638 --> 00:45:31,007 What incited the violence is as of yet unknown. 624 00:45:31,009 --> 00:45:33,543 Long-time rival gangs, The Grapz and The Limz, 625 00:45:33,545 --> 00:45:37,281 have joined forces against the police units called in to manage the... 626 00:45:39,785 --> 00:45:42,086 And the violence only appears to be... 627 00:45:43,087 --> 00:45:45,056 ...to nearby neighborhoods. 628 00:45:47,091 --> 00:45:49,692 Thank you, Sarah. Have there been any reported casualties? 629 00:45:49,694 --> 00:45:52,629 [Sarah] Sources suggest at least ten killed, 630 00:45:52,631 --> 00:45:54,698 and over 50 seriously injured. 631 00:45:54,700 --> 00:45:58,768 Residents are advised to stay indoors until further notice. 632 00:45:58,770 --> 00:46:00,636 Please stay safe out there, Sarah. 633 00:46:00,638 --> 00:46:02,338 We'll keep bringing you the latest updates 634 00:46:02,340 --> 00:46:04,341 as we get more information about the devastating riots 635 00:46:04,343 --> 00:46:07,510 playing out on the Southside of DMC. 636 00:46:07,512 --> 00:46:11,047 And in a shocking new development taking place on the other side of town... 637 00:46:11,049 --> 00:46:15,319 Our phone lines have apparently been flooded with eyewitness reports 638 00:46:15,321 --> 00:46:19,523 that a huge colony of insects has been seen leaving the city 639 00:46:19,525 --> 00:46:21,057 and heading in the direction of the desert. 640 00:46:21,059 --> 00:46:23,125 [Tiger] Holy shit, you were right! 641 00:46:23,127 --> 00:46:24,828 [man on TV] We don't yet understand the cause of this mass migration, 642 00:46:24,830 --> 00:46:26,362 but in this journalist's opinion, 643 00:46:26,364 --> 00:46:28,699 if even the cockroaches are fleeing DMC, 644 00:46:28,701 --> 00:46:31,069 what hope remains for the rest of us? 645 00:46:41,714 --> 00:46:44,715 Man, I really hope Pipo remembers that huge tip I left him. 646 00:46:44,717 --> 00:46:47,718 [Vinz] I don't know about this one, Lino. 647 00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:50,321 [Angelino] How long has it been since we ate somethin'? 648 00:46:53,225 --> 00:46:55,094 [Vinz] Is Pipo even here right now? 649 00:46:57,830 --> 00:46:59,365 I am hungry. 650 00:47:08,307 --> 00:47:09,441 [Angelino] It's her. 651 00:47:15,849 --> 00:47:19,118 - Lino, no, no. Don't go in. - Trust me on this. 652 00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:22,755 [no sound] 653 00:47:26,725 --> 00:47:30,527 [Angelino] So that's how we got mixed up in all this. 654 00:47:30,529 --> 00:47:32,262 I-I know it sounds crazy, but... 655 00:47:32,264 --> 00:47:33,530 I believe you. 656 00:47:33,532 --> 00:47:35,732 I mean, seriously, and no offense, 657 00:47:35,734 --> 00:47:39,839 but you two don't really look like intimidating criminal masterminds. 658 00:47:42,509 --> 00:47:45,309 Seriously, there's no way you two can run forever. 659 00:47:45,311 --> 00:47:48,478 I bet there are tons of ways to prove you're innocent. 660 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,585 Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's tons of ways they can frame us too. 661 00:47:54,321 --> 00:47:56,153 [stomach gurgling] 662 00:47:56,155 --> 00:47:59,690 Here. You guys look like you need this more than I do. 663 00:47:59,692 --> 00:48:03,597 [Vinz] Am I the only one that's creeped out by the fact that Pipo's not back? 664 00:48:06,566 --> 00:48:08,568 [Vinz grunting] Get off me! 665 00:48:09,669 --> 00:48:11,605 Like moths drawn to the flame. 666 00:48:18,878 --> 00:48:22,346 You did well, Luna. For once. 667 00:48:22,348 --> 00:48:26,452 See, boys? Follow your brain instead of your dick. 668 00:48:50,644 --> 00:48:52,443 Hmm. 669 00:48:52,445 --> 00:48:55,546 I remember the first time I saw them. 670 00:48:55,548 --> 00:48:57,682 I was scared too. 671 00:48:57,684 --> 00:49:01,586 Until I realized they're not the freaks of nature... 672 00:49:01,588 --> 00:49:02,654 We are. 673 00:49:02,656 --> 00:49:05,693 [no audible dialogue] 674 00:49:17,471 --> 00:49:18,873 [child laughing] 675 00:49:21,709 --> 00:49:22,709 Mama. 676 00:49:25,679 --> 00:49:26,713 Papa. 677 00:49:32,687 --> 00:49:33,520 [wails] 678 00:49:51,940 --> 00:49:56,508 [man] Nice to finally make your acquaintance, Angelino. 679 00:49:56,510 --> 00:49:59,878 [echoing] Angelino. Angelino. Angelino. Angelino. 680 00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:02,280 [Angelino] Who are you? 681 00:50:02,282 --> 00:50:04,450 What do you want from us? 682 00:50:04,452 --> 00:50:07,621 And where's Vinz? [echoes] 683 00:50:08,589 --> 00:50:10,789 Inquisitive young man. 684 00:50:10,791 --> 00:50:13,992 The real question is: Who are you? 685 00:50:13,994 --> 00:50:18,330 You, Angelino, are a being unlike any other in this world. 686 00:50:18,332 --> 00:50:23,736 But I imagine you've always known that, deep down. 687 00:50:23,738 --> 00:50:26,004 But where are my manners? 688 00:50:26,006 --> 00:50:30,309 You may call me Mr. K. 689 00:50:30,311 --> 00:50:32,979 I am of a race known as the Machos, 690 00:50:32,981 --> 00:50:36,482 spawned from the dark matter of the universe. 691 00:50:36,484 --> 00:50:40,453 You've felt that delicious surge of rage and bloodlust course through you, 692 00:50:40,455 --> 00:50:43,390 that uncontrollable desire for destruction. 693 00:50:44,391 --> 00:50:47,392 I know what you're thinking, little one. 694 00:50:47,394 --> 00:50:49,628 Your father was just as stubborn. 695 00:50:49,630 --> 00:50:52,465 You see, he was one of us. 696 00:50:52,467 --> 00:50:54,768 He had so much potential. 697 00:50:54,770 --> 00:50:58,604 That is, until the day he fell in love and broke our most fundamental law: 698 00:50:58,606 --> 00:51:00,839 Never breed with a human. 699 00:51:00,841 --> 00:51:06,412 Macho blood flows through you, Angelino. 700 00:51:06,414 --> 00:51:10,016 Your father did you a disservice entrusting you to the humans. 701 00:51:10,018 --> 00:51:13,019 You've never been one of them, and you know it. 702 00:51:13,021 --> 00:51:15,488 You belong to the master race. 703 00:51:15,490 --> 00:51:17,991 Yet you live a wretched existence, 704 00:51:17,993 --> 00:51:21,427 in a wretched city, surrounded by wretched people, 705 00:51:21,429 --> 00:51:23,997 who despise you for being different. 706 00:51:23,999 --> 00:51:27,433 Your so-called friends are only companions in this misery, 707 00:51:27,435 --> 00:51:30,537 failures keeping you from reaching your true potential. 708 00:51:30,539 --> 00:51:33,840 But now it's time to spread your wings and fly. 709 00:51:33,842 --> 00:51:36,543 Come be with your own kind, Angelino. 710 00:51:36,545 --> 00:51:39,914 Upon returning to your cell, you will kill your friend. 711 00:51:39,916 --> 00:51:42,582 Extinguish the pathetic existence you've been living 712 00:51:42,584 --> 00:51:44,551 since the day your wretched mother birthed you 713 00:51:44,553 --> 00:51:46,822 so your life can finally start. 714 00:51:50,158 --> 00:51:54,997 Kill him and take your rightful place. 715 00:51:56,932 --> 00:51:58,932 Abandon your humanity 716 00:51:58,934 --> 00:52:02,602 and become who you were always meant to be. 717 00:52:02,604 --> 00:52:04,404 Trust me, my dear boy. 718 00:52:04,406 --> 00:52:07,041 We are offering you a true family. 719 00:52:07,043 --> 00:52:08,978 Huh? Kill Vinz? 720 00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,949 He's almost ready. You may now send in Luna. 721 00:52:14,951 --> 00:52:16,519 Kill Vinz? 722 00:52:21,456 --> 00:52:22,822 I have to... 723 00:52:22,824 --> 00:52:24,993 [groaning] 724 00:52:36,038 --> 00:52:37,939 - Huh? - Angelino. 725 00:52:38,707 --> 00:52:40,507 [groaning] 726 00:52:40,509 --> 00:52:43,813 You must be so confused right now, and I'm so, so sorry. 727 00:52:45,114 --> 00:52:49,849 Embrace your true nature. I've been where you are too. 728 00:52:49,851 --> 00:52:52,120 You need to accept who you really are. 729 00:52:52,122 --> 00:52:56,425 Please, Angelino. This is your destiny. 730 00:52:59,795 --> 00:53:01,898 [groaning] 731 00:53:04,767 --> 00:53:07,170 You and I could do great things together. 732 00:53:08,704 --> 00:53:10,704 I-I must kill Vinz. 733 00:53:10,706 --> 00:53:12,742 [sinister laugh] 734 00:53:13,809 --> 00:53:15,210 No point fighting it. 735 00:53:15,212 --> 00:53:17,813 The battle has been won. 736 00:53:18,681 --> 00:53:21,649 DMC was just phase one. 737 00:53:21,651 --> 00:53:24,885 We've already begun infiltrating the economic and financial strata 738 00:53:24,887 --> 00:53:26,955 of every city in the nation. 739 00:53:26,957 --> 00:53:29,690 We are in your police force, on Wall Street, 740 00:53:29,692 --> 00:53:31,226 in your White House. 741 00:53:31,228 --> 00:53:34,695 Our presence in Congress allowed us to push through laws 742 00:53:34,697 --> 00:53:38,098 which let us spread our agenda unhindered throughout the globe. 743 00:53:38,100 --> 00:53:41,602 Cruelty, greed, corruption, hate. 744 00:53:41,604 --> 00:53:44,105 The earth is our playground. 745 00:53:44,107 --> 00:53:48,676 We Machos sustain ourselves off the bounty of negative energy 746 00:53:48,678 --> 00:53:52,113 that seeps like magma from mankind's every pore. 747 00:53:52,115 --> 00:53:55,684 And, believe me, when it comes to negative energy, 748 00:53:55,686 --> 00:53:59,156 this planet's resources are truly inexhaustible. 749 00:54:09,266 --> 00:54:11,232 [woman] Stay here, Angelino. 750 00:54:11,234 --> 00:54:14,202 Mommy will be right back for you. 751 00:54:14,204 --> 00:54:15,239 Lino? 752 00:54:17,808 --> 00:54:21,044 I just wanna be... a somebody. 753 00:54:24,147 --> 00:54:26,482 [woman] Mommy's here, sweetie. 754 00:54:27,318 --> 00:54:30,187 Mommy will always be here for you. 755 00:54:30,854 --> 00:54:31,855 [gasps] 756 00:54:37,626 --> 00:54:40,931 [groans] Must kill Vinz. 757 00:54:42,666 --> 00:54:45,800 [Mr. K] It's all right. He's just in shock. 758 00:54:45,802 --> 00:54:50,138 Release him. Take him to the cell where his skeleton friend is waiting. 759 00:54:50,140 --> 00:54:51,841 Let him make his own choice. 760 00:54:51,843 --> 00:54:54,176 For the first time in his miserable existence, 761 00:54:54,178 --> 00:54:57,114 young Angelino will be the master of his own fate. 762 00:54:58,615 --> 00:55:02,618 And if his pathetic friend is still alive in the morning, 763 00:55:02,620 --> 00:55:04,554 kill them both. 764 00:55:05,622 --> 00:55:07,622 But, sir, with all due respect, 765 00:55:07,624 --> 00:55:09,858 why even give him a chance? 766 00:55:09,860 --> 00:55:14,264 The kid is a threat. If he's really that powerful, why not just eliminate him now? 767 00:55:22,906 --> 00:55:25,707 And that, my dear Mr. Macchabee, 768 00:55:25,709 --> 00:55:28,711 is the key difference between our two species. 769 00:55:28,713 --> 00:55:33,715 While you humans don't think twice about massacring your fellow man, 770 00:55:33,717 --> 00:55:37,153 Machos consider our brothers and sisters lives to be sacred, 771 00:55:37,155 --> 00:55:38,988 for we share a common ideal. 772 00:55:38,990 --> 00:55:41,926 But I don't expect a human to grasp such a concept. 773 00:55:42,860 --> 00:55:45,063 - You're dismissed. - Yes, sir. 774 00:55:46,630 --> 00:55:50,968 Ensure that you do not question my authority again, Mr. Macchabee. 775 00:55:52,136 --> 00:55:55,405 Father, you always told me 776 00:55:55,407 --> 00:55:58,209 there was no way I could survive outside the base, 777 00:55:59,210 --> 00:56:01,010 that I was the only hybrid, 778 00:56:01,012 --> 00:56:04,081 and humans would never accept me. 779 00:56:04,083 --> 00:56:07,317 - So how was he able to live...? - And look at his life! 780 00:56:07,319 --> 00:56:09,952 Is that the kind of miserable existence you want? 781 00:56:09,954 --> 00:56:11,387 I don't have time for this, Luna. 782 00:56:11,389 --> 00:56:13,422 There are more important matters to attend to. 783 00:56:13,424 --> 00:56:16,861 Make yourself useful elsewhere. I will not hear another word of it! 784 00:56:20,965 --> 00:56:22,233 [grunts] 785 00:56:23,434 --> 00:56:26,270 [static crackling] 786 00:56:31,742 --> 00:56:36,212 [Tiger] Are we seriously relying on a swarm of cockroaches for directions? 787 00:56:36,214 --> 00:56:40,252 [sighs] We should turn around. This whole thing is fucking nuts. 788 00:56:47,859 --> 00:56:49,293 [grunting] 789 00:56:57,902 --> 00:57:00,903 Lino! Dude, I didn't know where they took you. I was freakin' out! 790 00:57:00,905 --> 00:57:03,374 I thought probably they killed you or something, but... 791 00:57:03,376 --> 00:57:05,844 [sighs] I'm really glad you're here. 792 00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,913 Whoa. Shit, man. You all right? 793 00:57:09,915 --> 00:57:12,315 We're leaving. We must part from here. 794 00:57:12,317 --> 00:57:15,353 Why are you talking about, man? Haven't you seen where we are? 795 00:57:15,355 --> 00:57:18,021 We're in, like, a bunker with guards and cameras and shit. 796 00:57:18,023 --> 00:57:21,260 It makes Guantanamo look like a Girl Scout retreat. 797 00:57:23,328 --> 00:57:26,329 Whoever put us here doesn't want us to ever get out. 798 00:57:26,331 --> 00:57:28,332 They ran all kinds of tests on me, Lino. 799 00:57:28,334 --> 00:57:30,934 Tests! Electrodes everywhere! 800 00:57:30,936 --> 00:57:35,305 I mean, my head, my body. They put it on my junk, man. My junk! 801 00:57:35,307 --> 00:57:36,473 Shit's on you, bro. 802 00:57:36,475 --> 00:57:38,509 We finally lost those assholes... 803 00:57:38,511 --> 00:57:41,245 [muffled] and you had to go trust some bitch at Pipo's you barely knew! 804 00:57:41,247 --> 00:57:43,481 I told you somethin' wasn't right about her. 805 00:57:43,483 --> 00:57:46,351 You had to think with your dick. I hope it was fuckin' worth it. 806 00:57:53,426 --> 00:57:56,826 Well, congratulations! Look where your little crush got us. 807 00:57:56,828 --> 00:57:59,262 For real, you need to shut the fuck up, Vinz. 808 00:57:59,264 --> 00:58:02,902 Man, I don't feel good. I-I-It's happening. 809 00:58:03,836 --> 00:58:05,169 Uh, Lino? 810 00:58:05,171 --> 00:58:07,505 I can't control it. 811 00:58:07,507 --> 00:58:08,941 Stay back! 812 00:58:10,443 --> 00:58:12,809 Lino, you're starting to freak me out, man! 813 00:58:12,811 --> 00:58:16,482 I said, get the fuck away from me! 814 00:58:21,287 --> 00:58:24,821 Lino, you're hurting me. Cut it out! 815 00:58:24,823 --> 00:58:26,824 There is no Lino! Lino is gone! 816 00:58:26,826 --> 00:58:30,228 - Lino... [choking] - I am not what you think I am. 817 00:58:30,230 --> 00:58:32,964 That pathetic being you called Lino was an illusion 818 00:58:32,966 --> 00:58:36,868 whose only purpose has been to hold me back! 819 00:58:38,237 --> 00:58:41,239 Wretched creature. Now do you see who I am? 820 00:58:41,241 --> 00:58:44,043 You're my... friend. 821 00:58:45,411 --> 00:58:47,280 Friend? 822 00:58:48,481 --> 00:58:52,353 [gasping, coughing] 823 00:58:53,820 --> 00:58:55,886 Looks like that old bald dude was right. 824 00:58:55,888 --> 00:58:58,256 I really am just a fucking monster. 825 00:58:58,258 --> 00:59:02,262 Holy shit, man! What'd those assholes do to you in there? 826 00:59:03,062 --> 00:59:05,131 I'm so sorry, Vinz. 827 00:59:05,999 --> 00:59:08,432 I don't understand. 828 00:59:08,434 --> 00:59:11,402 There's this... There's this thing inside of me that's just... 829 00:59:11,404 --> 00:59:13,337 [guard] Quiet down in there! 830 00:59:13,339 --> 00:59:16,909 Or I'll put my boot up your ass, I swear to God. 831 00:59:19,245 --> 00:59:22,282 You fuckin' scumbags. 832 00:59:25,251 --> 00:59:27,421 That's it! No dinner for you shits toni... 833 00:59:28,955 --> 00:59:31,158 [screaming] 834 00:59:43,037 --> 00:59:45,071 [chuckling] 835 00:59:45,938 --> 00:59:48,808 Good. Very good. 836 00:59:50,978 --> 00:59:54,046 Sir, we have a security breach reported at checkpoint 4C. 837 00:59:54,048 --> 00:59:56,550 A security breach? How's that possible? 838 01:00:06,493 --> 01:00:10,130 [security alarm blaring] 839 01:00:11,898 --> 01:00:14,933 Okay, boys. You survey the perimeter, I'll check the lab. 840 01:00:14,935 --> 01:00:17,670 These science nerds and old farts won't give me any trouble. 841 01:00:17,672 --> 01:00:19,404 Yeah, try not to fall asleep, tough guy! 842 01:00:19,406 --> 01:00:21,673 [all laughing] 843 01:00:21,675 --> 01:00:23,943 Fucking Doug. He's not even funny. 844 01:00:24,678 --> 01:00:28,516 [screaming] 845 01:00:30,417 --> 01:00:32,219 [grunts] 846 01:00:33,620 --> 01:00:36,223 We make our escape now or never! 847 01:00:40,595 --> 01:00:42,630 You ignorant sheep. 848 01:01:05,487 --> 01:01:07,522 [screeching] 849 01:01:14,496 --> 01:01:15,530 [gasps] 850 01:01:17,632 --> 01:01:19,967 You can stay on the ceiling if you like. 851 01:01:20,402 --> 01:01:21,634 Vinz? 852 01:01:21,636 --> 01:01:23,603 You're getting real close to me, dude. 853 01:01:23,605 --> 01:01:25,239 Vinz? 854 01:01:25,607 --> 01:01:27,643 Huh? Huh? 855 01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:34,514 Yo, I think I'm losing it, man. 856 01:01:34,516 --> 01:01:35,650 Vinz? 857 01:01:44,592 --> 01:01:46,628 Who the fuck are they shooting at? 858 01:01:55,637 --> 01:01:58,673 [grunting, groaning] 859 01:02:04,179 --> 01:02:06,513 [roaches screeching] 860 01:02:06,515 --> 01:02:08,383 Hey, I think we... You okay? 861 01:02:12,187 --> 01:02:16,124 Stay with us, bro. Lino, hold on. Hold on! 862 01:02:20,596 --> 01:02:22,363 ¡Vámonos!! Todos! 863 01:02:23,531 --> 01:02:25,233 Shit! We're lost. 864 01:02:26,134 --> 01:02:27,536 There's an exit here. 865 01:02:29,638 --> 01:02:34,307 Stay with me, Lino. Please don't fall asleep. [echoes] 866 01:02:34,309 --> 01:02:35,611 Hold on, Lino. 867 01:02:47,055 --> 01:02:48,256 [growls] 868 01:02:50,559 --> 01:02:52,595 [gasping] 869 01:02:53,395 --> 01:02:56,563 Daddy? Daddy, is that you? 870 01:02:56,565 --> 01:02:59,566 Your mother didn't abandon you, Son. 871 01:02:59,568 --> 01:03:02,068 She hid you from them. 872 01:03:02,070 --> 01:03:05,307 Sacrificed her life to save yours. 873 01:03:06,642 --> 01:03:09,678 Your mother loved you with all her heart. 874 01:03:13,349 --> 01:03:19,486 I did everything in my power to protect the two of you, to keep you safe. 875 01:03:19,488 --> 01:03:21,421 But they were too strong for me. 876 01:03:21,423 --> 01:03:22,823 Daddy. 877 01:03:22,825 --> 01:03:26,060 Become who you truly are, my son. 878 01:03:27,731 --> 01:03:29,797 The Machos are malevolent beings, 879 01:03:29,799 --> 01:03:33,467 nasty creatures who made a pact with power-hungry humans. 880 01:03:33,469 --> 01:03:36,670 But they never truly trusted them. Not enough to breed with anyway. 881 01:03:36,672 --> 01:03:39,340 So they created their own hybrids in a lab. 882 01:03:39,342 --> 01:03:41,509 Hybrids that feel neither fear nor pain, 883 01:03:41,511 --> 01:03:43,377 and aren't burdened by conscience. 884 01:03:43,379 --> 01:03:45,646 The perfect fusion of the two species. 885 01:03:45,648 --> 01:03:47,381 But this little fella's different. 886 01:03:47,383 --> 01:03:50,318 He's the organic, flawed fruit of a forbidden love. 887 01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:54,522 As you can see, offspring from such a union inherit traits at random. 888 01:03:54,524 --> 01:03:56,323 Their potential is limitless. 889 01:03:56,325 --> 01:03:58,760 [Diablo] Yeah, yeah, Doc. So how do we kill these Machos? 890 01:03:58,762 --> 01:04:02,330 [Doc] Like all creatures from the pits of Hell, they abhor the cold. 891 01:04:02,332 --> 01:04:04,399 It's no coincidence that for decades, 892 01:04:04,401 --> 01:04:06,801 politicians have been working surreptitiously 893 01:04:06,803 --> 01:04:09,504 to bring about an era of global warming. 894 01:04:09,506 --> 01:04:13,775 Emitting greenhouse gases, massive deforestation, subsidizing fossil fuels. 895 01:04:13,777 --> 01:04:15,543 You get the idea. 896 01:04:15,545 --> 01:04:17,545 It takes time, this terraforming. 897 01:04:17,547 --> 01:04:19,514 By pushing us towards extinction, 898 01:04:19,516 --> 01:04:21,883 they've tipped earth's balance to their favor. 899 01:04:21,885 --> 01:04:24,284 And why wouldn't they? 900 01:04:24,286 --> 01:04:26,889 When their years of well-laid plans could be irrevocably compromised 901 01:04:26,891 --> 01:04:29,392 by some pesky winter snowstorm. 902 01:04:31,528 --> 01:04:33,229 [gasps] 903 01:04:57,187 --> 01:04:58,519 [Vinz] Lino! 904 01:04:58,521 --> 01:05:01,923 [chuckling] Yo, Sleeping Beauty! 905 01:05:01,925 --> 01:05:04,526 You've been knocked out for, like, three days, man. 906 01:05:04,528 --> 01:05:06,929 I wasn't goin' to slip you the tongue or anything. 907 01:05:06,931 --> 01:05:08,799 I don't do that. I'm a gentleman. 908 01:05:11,301 --> 01:05:13,336 Vinz, where the hell are we? 909 01:05:16,607 --> 01:05:19,775 - Time for a smoke break. - Whatever. Just don't do that shit too close to me. 910 01:05:19,777 --> 01:05:21,442 I don't want anything to blow up. 911 01:05:21,444 --> 01:05:23,645 Always "smoke break" this, "pee break" that. 912 01:05:23,647 --> 01:05:27,449 I need you gentlemen to hunker down and focus. We have a world to save! 913 01:05:27,451 --> 01:05:29,318 There's no way we're gonna finish this in time. 914 01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:32,888 My word, you lot are worse than a bunch of whiny teenagers. 915 01:05:32,890 --> 01:05:35,725 Stick to the plan, and no more godforsaken breaks. 916 01:05:36,593 --> 01:05:38,427 ♪ Buh-da-buh-da-buh 917 01:05:38,429 --> 01:05:40,931 ♪ My name is Feliz And I have gas ♪ 918 01:05:44,935 --> 01:05:47,470 Uh, you in here, skeleton man? 919 01:05:48,271 --> 01:05:50,675 Hey, the kids went AWOL! 920 01:05:53,644 --> 01:05:55,944 [Angelino] We didn't belong there, man. Look at us! 921 01:05:55,946 --> 01:05:59,416 We can't even save ourselves. How we gonna save the world? 922 01:06:00,618 --> 01:06:02,653 [music playing] 923 01:06:52,637 --> 01:06:55,370 [man on radio] When you come to my show, you're goin' to a war. 924 01:06:55,372 --> 01:06:58,542 And I'm all for violence, chaos... [voice fades] 925 01:07:00,845 --> 01:07:03,847 [Angelino] Anyone who wants to disappear goes to Mexico, right? 926 01:07:03,849 --> 01:07:07,650 [Vinz] I don't know. It just doesn't feel right, skipping town like this. 927 01:07:07,652 --> 01:07:10,854 I mean, what are we even gonna do down there? We got no marketable skills. 928 01:07:10,856 --> 01:07:14,091 W-We'll figure it out, man. Somehow. 929 01:07:14,093 --> 01:07:17,694 Whatever. I'm just glad Willy won't be there. 930 01:07:17,696 --> 01:07:19,863 Oh, shit, I forgot about Willy. 931 01:07:19,865 --> 01:07:22,098 Poor little dude probably thinks we dead. 932 01:07:22,100 --> 01:07:24,803 I mean, we were kinda his only family, right? 933 01:07:26,404 --> 01:07:29,539 [Vinz sighs] I still got a dollar left. 934 01:07:29,541 --> 01:07:31,943 The phone's right there if you wanna hit him up. 935 01:07:35,781 --> 01:07:37,113 [phone rings] 936 01:07:37,115 --> 01:07:39,382 [whimpering] 937 01:07:39,384 --> 01:07:44,121 Ah, that must be them. You go off-script, I'll blow your fuckin' head off. 938 01:07:44,123 --> 01:07:45,991 - [phone line ringing] - Hey, it's ringin'. 939 01:07:47,526 --> 01:07:49,125 Uh, g-greetings. 940 01:07:49,127 --> 01:07:51,128 Yo, dude. It's us. What's good, man? 941 01:07:51,130 --> 01:07:54,131 Funny you should ask. I'm kinda in a situation right now. 942 01:07:54,133 --> 01:07:57,700 Hey! I thought I told you not to pull anything funny, you little piece of shit. 943 01:07:57,702 --> 01:08:00,338 Hello? Hello? Willy? Willy? 944 01:08:02,407 --> 01:08:04,108 What's up with this piece of shit phone? 945 01:08:04,110 --> 01:08:05,508 [Willy] Uh, hello? 946 01:08:05,510 --> 01:08:07,011 [Angelino] Oh, good. I hear you now. 947 01:08:07,013 --> 01:08:09,612 Me and Vinz got some real shit to fill you in on, bro. 948 01:08:09,614 --> 01:08:12,549 What a coincidence. So do I! 949 01:08:12,551 --> 01:08:15,686 "Capital Info. Back home now. 950 01:08:15,688 --> 01:08:17,888 Life or death question?" 951 01:08:17,890 --> 01:08:19,389 Did I say it right? 952 01:08:19,391 --> 01:08:21,158 What the fuck are you talkin' about, dude? 953 01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:22,826 Hey, is someone there? 954 01:08:22,828 --> 01:08:25,129 [Willy] Just come back! It's a super big emergency. 955 01:08:25,131 --> 01:08:26,997 I can't talk about it! 956 01:08:26,999 --> 01:08:29,900 [Angelino] What? Willy, man, I can't understand you, dude. 957 01:08:29,902 --> 01:08:31,836 Hey, are you on somethin', bro? 958 01:08:31,838 --> 01:08:34,038 For real, you're not making any sense. 959 01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:35,774 Like, "capital info"? What? 960 01:08:36,675 --> 01:08:38,744 I don't know what to say. 961 01:08:39,478 --> 01:08:41,178 Uh-uh. 962 01:08:41,180 --> 01:08:43,714 I can't tell you over the phone. Just get your asses here now! 963 01:08:43,716 --> 01:08:47,117 - [phone: disconnect signal] - What? Hello? Willy? 964 01:08:47,119 --> 01:08:50,088 What's up? What'd he say? 965 01:08:50,090 --> 01:08:52,656 He said he needs to tell us some important shit. 966 01:08:52,658 --> 01:08:54,525 Then that motherfucker hung up on me. 967 01:08:54,527 --> 01:08:56,694 Was actin' real weird the whole time, man. 968 01:08:56,696 --> 01:08:58,662 [Vinz] So? He's always weird. 969 01:08:58,664 --> 01:09:02,800 I don't know, man. Somethin' sounded off. I think we gotta go back. 970 01:09:02,802 --> 01:09:05,036 Back to DMC? Are you' crazy, man? 971 01:09:05,038 --> 01:09:06,637 Yeah, you're right. It's too risky. 972 01:09:06,639 --> 01:09:08,639 Damn straight, it's too risky. 973 01:09:08,641 --> 01:09:11,677 Willy's a survivor. He don't need us. 974 01:09:14,647 --> 01:09:18,616 But if he's really in danger, we can't just leave our boy hangin' like that. 975 01:09:18,618 --> 01:09:20,718 Fuck Willy! 976 01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:22,653 How long we gonna keep letting this douchebag fuck our lives up? 977 01:09:22,655 --> 01:09:24,688 He's your boy, Lino, not mine! 978 01:09:24,690 --> 01:09:26,557 It's not my job to handle his shit! 979 01:09:26,559 --> 01:09:28,760 What we have to fucking do is get outta of here, 980 01:09:28,762 --> 01:09:32,997 away from the DMC, away from the tentacle mafia, and from motherfucking Willy. 981 01:09:32,999 --> 01:09:36,669 He's nothin' but fucking trouble, man! Ugh! 982 01:09:38,238 --> 01:09:40,908 - Don't just look at me. Let's go save him. - [chuckles] 983 01:09:45,645 --> 01:09:47,446 [Angelino] Hang tight, Willy. 984 01:09:49,048 --> 01:09:52,085 [sirens wailing] 985 01:09:59,659 --> 01:10:03,862 [man on TV] As DMC police try to quell the violent riots plaguing the city, 986 01:10:03,864 --> 01:10:07,065 President Gore Tex made an official statement, declaring the riots... 987 01:10:07,067 --> 01:10:09,468 - [man] Hey, hey, check these two out! - Huh? 988 01:10:11,271 --> 01:10:13,071 Sit tight, Cat Boy. 989 01:10:13,073 --> 01:10:17,642 This better be your friends or you'll be in a world of hurt. 990 01:10:17,644 --> 01:10:20,578 Your performance on the phone was shit. 991 01:10:20,580 --> 01:10:22,781 Let's hope they bought it. 992 01:10:22,783 --> 01:10:28,187 If not, I might get creative and shove some fireworks up that furry ass of yours. 993 01:10:28,189 --> 01:10:30,889 Cause, hey, I'm feelin' festive! 994 01:10:30,891 --> 01:10:34,793 Little secret: even as a kid, I loved torturing animals. 995 01:10:34,795 --> 01:10:37,230 So part of me hopes your friends don't show up. 996 01:10:45,605 --> 01:10:50,142 Oh, for fuck's sake. I'm sweating my fucking balls off in here. 997 01:10:50,144 --> 01:10:53,012 It's hotter than Satan's anus in this piece-of-shit trailer. 998 01:10:53,014 --> 01:10:56,148 Don't you have a fan in here? Jesus Christ! 999 01:10:56,150 --> 01:10:58,149 [gasps] 1000 01:10:58,151 --> 01:11:00,151 It can't be. 1001 01:11:00,153 --> 01:11:02,221 No fucking way. They actually came back. 1002 01:11:02,223 --> 01:11:05,193 Those fuckwits are unbelievable. [laughs] 1003 01:11:06,995 --> 01:11:09,794 Oh, this is too perfect. 1004 01:11:09,796 --> 01:11:12,163 Your boyfriends are here to rescue you. 1005 01:11:12,165 --> 01:11:14,802 Hold it. Now say "cheese". 1006 01:11:16,170 --> 01:11:18,806 Come on. Outta the way, asshole! 1007 01:11:20,774 --> 01:11:22,774 Don't move. 1008 01:11:22,776 --> 01:11:25,145 No, no, no. Stay right there. 1009 01:11:26,781 --> 01:11:29,749 [man] Hey, you little puto, I'm watching you! 1010 01:11:29,751 --> 01:11:31,786 [Crocodile] There you are. 1011 01:11:33,154 --> 01:11:35,189 Son of a bitch. 1012 01:11:37,057 --> 01:11:40,159 Come on. Show me your eyes. 1013 01:11:40,161 --> 01:11:42,228 Ah. 1014 01:11:42,230 --> 01:11:43,664 Good night. 1015 01:11:44,165 --> 01:11:45,133 No! 1016 01:11:46,234 --> 01:11:47,866 [man] Did you see that? 1017 01:11:47,868 --> 01:11:51,037 [man] Let's get this motherfucker, man! Get him! 1018 01:11:51,039 --> 01:11:53,239 Fuck you! Fuck you! 1019 01:11:53,241 --> 01:11:54,876 Where'd that come from? 1020 01:11:56,210 --> 01:11:57,612 No. 1021 01:11:58,379 --> 01:11:59,747 ¡Puta madre! 1022 01:12:03,851 --> 01:12:06,152 Shit! Those shots came from Willy's! 1023 01:12:06,154 --> 01:12:10,189 [shouting, yelling] 1024 01:12:10,191 --> 01:12:11,225 Oh, man. 1025 01:12:20,835 --> 01:12:21,969 Yaa! 1026 01:12:24,839 --> 01:12:26,275 Willy! 1027 01:12:35,384 --> 01:12:37,383 [screams] 1028 01:12:37,385 --> 01:12:38,754 [shouts] 1029 01:12:49,097 --> 01:12:51,900 [machine gun fire] 1030 01:12:54,236 --> 01:12:57,337 [woman on TV] What you're witnessing is a Channel 7 "World's Ahead" exclusive. 1031 01:12:57,339 --> 01:13:00,139 A shoot-out has just erupted in this Southland neighborhood 1032 01:13:00,141 --> 01:13:04,044 which had, until now, escaped involvement in the surrounding riots. 1033 01:13:04,046 --> 01:13:05,712 Wait, hold on. 1034 01:13:05,714 --> 01:13:08,014 I can see a man climbing onto the roof of a trailer. 1035 01:13:08,016 --> 01:13:10,016 Is it another terrorist? No. 1036 01:13:10,018 --> 01:13:13,018 Uh, he looks like a lone wolf gunman! 1037 01:13:13,020 --> 01:13:16,123 Oh, you want a fuckin' war? Then you'll get one! 1038 01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:17,926 Say hello to my little friend! 1039 01:13:19,027 --> 01:13:20,427 Man, we gotta save Willy. 1040 01:13:20,429 --> 01:13:23,029 Huh? Are you crazy? That's suicide! 1041 01:13:23,031 --> 01:13:26,766 [Angelino] But if I don't try, I won't be able to live with myself. 1042 01:13:26,768 --> 01:13:28,238 Know what I'm sayin'? 1043 01:13:30,005 --> 01:13:33,073 I may be a loser, but I'm not a fuckin' coward! 1044 01:13:33,075 --> 01:13:34,407 Lino, wait! 1045 01:13:34,409 --> 01:13:36,044 Fuckin' Willy. 1046 01:13:42,017 --> 01:13:43,652 Get the fuck outta here, pendejo! 1047 01:13:45,354 --> 01:13:46,453 Wrong way! 1048 01:13:46,455 --> 01:13:49,725 [laughs] Run, you little punk! 1049 01:13:51,027 --> 01:13:52,794 [laughing] 1050 01:13:55,030 --> 01:13:56,064 I got him! 1051 01:13:58,033 --> 01:13:59,668 [groaning] 1052 01:14:01,036 --> 01:14:03,072 [whimpering] 1053 01:14:05,041 --> 01:14:07,676 What took you douchebags so long? 1054 01:14:20,423 --> 01:14:24,492 [woman on TV] Ladies and gentlemen, we are now witnessing an extraordinary sight. 1055 01:14:24,494 --> 01:14:26,427 An unidentified flying object... 1056 01:14:26,429 --> 01:14:28,064 [gasping] Huh? 1057 01:14:31,034 --> 01:14:34,001 Trajectory indicates that it originated from the desert, 1058 01:14:34,003 --> 01:14:35,536 east of DMC. 1059 01:14:35,538 --> 01:14:37,037 We still don't know what it is or why... 1060 01:14:37,039 --> 01:14:38,473 Ahh. 1061 01:14:38,475 --> 01:14:40,109 Vaya con Dios. 1062 01:14:41,945 --> 01:14:43,846 It's out of our hands now. 1063 01:14:54,224 --> 01:14:56,224 [woman on TV] The UFO just exploded! 1064 01:14:56,226 --> 01:14:58,261 This must be the work of terrorists... 1065 01:15:01,231 --> 01:15:03,267 [all gasping] 1066 01:15:06,503 --> 01:15:07,835 - Hey! - Huh? 1067 01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:10,037 - [shouting] - W-What's goin' on? 1068 01:15:10,039 --> 01:15:12,141 - Come on! - Huh? 1069 01:15:15,112 --> 01:15:17,147 [groaning] 1070 01:15:21,585 --> 01:15:23,517 Lino? 1071 01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:25,221 Lino! 1072 01:15:29,493 --> 01:15:32,895 [thunder rumbling] 1073 01:15:40,004 --> 01:15:41,138 [gasps] Huh? 1074 01:15:48,077 --> 01:15:51,415 Uh, Doc. This wasn't part of the plan. 1075 01:15:53,984 --> 01:15:57,020 Wait for the temperature to drop. You'll see. 1076 01:16:04,028 --> 01:16:08,030 Lino! Holy shit, you're all right. 1077 01:16:08,032 --> 01:16:09,864 What the hell was that in the sky? 1078 01:16:09,866 --> 01:16:11,866 You think it was the Luchador rocket? 1079 01:16:11,868 --> 01:16:14,038 I don't know. Why is it so cold? 1080 01:16:23,980 --> 01:16:26,418 [whimpering] 1081 01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:46,437 [shouting, screaming] 1082 01:17:12,996 --> 01:17:14,997 [shivering] 1083 01:17:14,999 --> 01:17:17,433 Yo, it's snowing in the DMC! 1084 01:17:17,435 --> 01:17:19,000 That's sick! 1085 01:17:19,002 --> 01:17:20,305 Shit, Lino! 1086 01:17:21,406 --> 01:17:23,639 I-I can't... I can't move! 1087 01:17:23,641 --> 01:17:25,443 I'm freezing up inside! 1088 01:17:26,712 --> 01:17:28,446 I'm scared, Vinz. 1089 01:17:31,249 --> 01:17:35,286 [Willy] Whoa! Lino, you're turning into a popsicle. 1090 01:17:37,255 --> 01:17:41,023 Hey, you're not allowed to die on us, okay? 1091 01:17:41,025 --> 01:17:43,393 I think I see the light at the end of the tunnel. 1092 01:17:43,395 --> 01:17:45,261 It's in front of me. 1093 01:17:45,263 --> 01:17:48,398 [Willy] Then make a fucking U-turn! Don't go into the light! 1094 01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:50,467 Huh? 1095 01:17:50,469 --> 01:17:53,405 You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here after what you did. 1096 01:17:57,008 --> 01:18:01,044 Man, leave us the fuck alone! You've been nothing but trouble since we met you! 1097 01:18:11,156 --> 01:18:13,459 Lino, please don't fall for this shit again. 1098 01:18:19,230 --> 01:18:21,634 - Oh, shit, Lino. - [gasps] 1099 01:18:22,735 --> 01:18:25,602 My heart. It's warming up. 1100 01:18:25,604 --> 01:18:27,771 You did the same for me. 1101 01:18:27,773 --> 01:18:30,643 Thank you for showing me there's another way, Angelino. 1102 01:18:31,610 --> 01:18:34,043 I believed no one would accept me, 1103 01:18:34,045 --> 01:18:36,679 that they'd hate me, so I hated them first. 1104 01:18:36,681 --> 01:18:40,617 But feeding on hatred leaves such a bitter taste. 1105 01:18:40,619 --> 01:18:44,657 I'm quickly learning I much prefer the sweetness of a stolen kiss. 1106 01:18:45,524 --> 01:18:47,091 Guys. 1107 01:18:49,595 --> 01:18:50,996 [grunts] 1108 01:19:02,742 --> 01:19:05,309 Why are you so desperate to be like them? 1109 01:19:05,311 --> 01:19:07,311 Hey, you fucking pendejo! 1110 01:19:07,313 --> 01:19:09,748 [shouting] 1111 01:19:20,292 --> 01:19:22,693 They made me lose my train of thought. 1112 01:19:22,695 --> 01:19:24,597 Where were we? 1113 01:19:25,699 --> 01:19:27,567 [groaning] 1114 01:19:32,738 --> 01:19:33,672 [gasps] 1115 01:19:35,241 --> 01:19:37,208 Mmm. 1116 01:19:37,210 --> 01:19:39,279 This has never happened to me. 1117 01:19:40,145 --> 01:19:41,515 Get the fuck away from her! 1118 01:19:45,752 --> 01:19:47,386 [growls] 1119 01:19:59,198 --> 01:20:01,234 [both groaning] 1120 01:20:12,177 --> 01:20:13,745 Fight, Angelino! Do somethin'! 1121 01:20:13,747 --> 01:20:15,680 Free your inner tentacle monster, dude! 1122 01:20:15,682 --> 01:20:18,718 - You have to! - I'd rather die. 1123 01:20:23,222 --> 01:20:26,059 Well, you're about to, Lino. Get up! Transform! 1124 01:20:37,437 --> 01:20:39,472 Oh, shit, he's gonna kill him! 1125 01:20:42,842 --> 01:20:45,310 [Mr. K] Abandon your humanity 1126 01:20:45,312 --> 01:20:48,846 and become who you were always meant to be. 1127 01:20:48,848 --> 01:20:50,851 - [gasps] - [grunts] 1128 01:20:58,858 --> 01:21:02,496 [Dr. K] Become who you truly are, my son. 1129 01:21:08,168 --> 01:21:12,105 No beast. Today it's gonna be you and me. 1130 01:21:16,377 --> 01:21:20,211 What are you doing, man? You got tentacles! Use them! 1131 01:21:20,213 --> 01:21:24,818 Hell no. I'm never letting that monster control me ever again. 1132 01:21:25,786 --> 01:21:27,419 Sort that shit out in therapy, man. 1133 01:21:27,421 --> 01:21:29,757 You need to Hulk out or you're dead! 1134 01:21:31,592 --> 01:21:33,661 I'm-a bust a cap in your ass, dude. 1135 01:21:34,929 --> 01:21:37,164 You're not gonna know what hit you. 1136 01:21:41,736 --> 01:21:43,504 [gasps, whimpers] 1137 01:21:44,472 --> 01:21:46,373 [growls] 1138 01:21:47,374 --> 01:21:49,644 [whimpering continues] 1139 01:21:57,985 --> 01:22:01,723 Uh, it looks like you guys got this! See you back at Pipo's! 1140 01:22:07,862 --> 01:22:11,563 Such power at your disposal, and you did nothing with it. 1141 01:22:11,565 --> 01:22:13,334 [panting] 1142 01:22:21,876 --> 01:22:24,478 Because you're a goddamn coward. 1143 01:22:25,881 --> 01:22:28,917 And that's why you ended up on the wrong side of a gun. 1144 01:22:32,453 --> 01:22:35,587 - "Thus bad begins... - [guns cocking] 1145 01:22:35,589 --> 01:22:37,857 ...and worse remains behind." 1146 01:22:37,859 --> 01:22:40,962 Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 4. 1147 01:22:47,368 --> 01:22:49,871 Eye for an eye, motherfucker. 1148 01:23:05,020 --> 01:23:08,655 "He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword!" 1149 01:23:08,657 --> 01:23:11,292 [all cheering, shouting] 1150 01:23:15,064 --> 01:23:16,498 Luna? 1151 01:23:31,346 --> 01:23:32,647 [Angelino] Luna? 1152 01:23:49,699 --> 01:23:53,301 My heart. It's getting cold again. 1153 01:24:10,052 --> 01:24:13,322 [Diablo] So, Doc, you think we got rid of 'em? 1154 01:24:14,690 --> 01:24:16,291 I mean, for good? 1155 01:24:18,060 --> 01:24:22,362 [Tiger] No one will ever know it was us who saved 'em. 1156 01:24:22,364 --> 01:24:24,399 [Doc] And we must keep it that way. 1157 01:24:27,537 --> 01:24:30,805 [Angelino] It's been over two months since it all went down. 1158 01:24:30,807 --> 01:24:33,107 The snow is finally starting to melt. 1159 01:24:33,109 --> 01:24:36,110 The city is slowly getting its old groove back. 1160 01:24:36,112 --> 01:24:41,615 The news stopped talking about the UFO, the snow, all of it. 1161 01:24:41,617 --> 01:24:43,551 They said it was eco-terrorism, 1162 01:24:43,553 --> 01:24:46,754 that a satellite crashed in the stratosphere. 1163 01:24:46,756 --> 01:24:48,757 And now, nothing. 1164 01:24:49,559 --> 01:24:52,093 None of it happened. 1165 01:24:52,095 --> 01:24:54,762 Life picked up exactly where it left off. 1166 01:24:54,764 --> 01:24:56,630 Well, almost. 1167 01:24:56,632 --> 01:24:59,066 When your old president freezes to death, 1168 01:24:59,068 --> 01:25:01,402 you elect a new one. 1169 01:25:01,404 --> 01:25:03,704 I don't know if they're actually gonna be able to change anything 1170 01:25:03,706 --> 01:25:06,440 in this fucked-up country, but I think there's reason to hope. 1171 01:25:06,442 --> 01:25:10,444 Still haven't heard from Willy, except on the music channels. 1172 01:25:10,446 --> 01:25:12,881 He's goin' through a mystical phase. 1173 01:25:12,883 --> 01:25:15,549 Just dropped his first single. It's all right. 1174 01:25:15,551 --> 01:25:17,152 ♪ Yeah, yeah It's ya boy Willy ♪ 1175 01:25:17,154 --> 01:25:18,986 ♪ Trippin' In his ill shades ♪ 1176 01:25:18,988 --> 01:25:20,621 ♪ Livin' here In outer space ♪ 1177 01:25:20,623 --> 01:25:22,423 ♪ Got no oxygen mask 1178 01:25:22,425 --> 01:25:23,791 ♪ But don't matter Don't need to ask ♪ 1179 01:25:23,793 --> 01:25:25,694 ♪ 'Cuz I'm your oxygen 1180 01:25:25,696 --> 01:25:27,696 ♪ Yeah, I'm the one Multiplying the oxygen ♪ 1181 01:25:27,698 --> 01:25:29,563 [Angelino] His karma's probably fucked, 1182 01:25:29,565 --> 01:25:32,499 but as long as he's "multiplying the oxygen," 1183 01:25:32,501 --> 01:25:34,902 then he's good, I guess. 1184 01:25:34,904 --> 01:25:37,772 Sooner or later he'll come crawling back to us. 1185 01:25:37,774 --> 01:25:41,076 You'll see. Nobody can stand Willy for more than a month. 1186 01:25:41,078 --> 01:25:44,745 Me and Vinz? Our asses are back at Rios Rosas. 1187 01:25:44,747 --> 01:25:48,984 It's nasty as ever, but, hey, it's home. 1188 01:25:48,986 --> 01:25:52,888 Plus, we found a new TV, so everything's cool. 1189 01:25:52,890 --> 01:25:55,824 As they face off in a traditional two-on-two match-up. 1190 01:25:55,826 --> 01:25:58,628 Oh, kick to the plexus! And a Hammer Smash! 1191 01:25:59,962 --> 01:26:02,097 [Angelino] Oh, I almost forgot. 1192 01:26:02,099 --> 01:26:05,636 My roaches are back too. But without any Luchadores. 1193 01:26:08,772 --> 01:26:11,008 [screeching] 1194 01:26:16,247 --> 01:26:19,648 He falls on his back! What's Tiger doing? 1195 01:26:19,650 --> 01:26:22,183 This does not look good! 1196 01:26:22,185 --> 01:26:25,121 [Angelino] Vinz finally got hired someplace. 1197 01:26:25,123 --> 01:26:26,788 You ready for this? 1198 01:26:26,790 --> 01:26:29,726 At Pipo's, where you and me first met. 1199 01:26:31,194 --> 01:26:32,894 Yo, I'm home. 1200 01:26:32,896 --> 01:26:35,596 - What's good, man? - Eh, you know. 1201 01:26:35,598 --> 01:26:38,833 Just writing love letters to a girl with no address. 1202 01:26:38,835 --> 01:26:42,206 Yeah. She wasn't at Pipo's today either, man. Sorry. 1203 01:26:44,875 --> 01:26:47,175 Well, maybe tomorrow. 1204 01:26:47,177 --> 01:26:49,511 [Vinz] Maybe. 1205 01:26:49,513 --> 01:26:52,781 [Angelino] I still think about you all the damn time. 1206 01:26:52,783 --> 01:26:55,953 Where you are, what you're doing. 1207 01:26:57,087 --> 01:26:59,823 And you? You ever think about me? 1208 01:27:00,792 --> 01:27:02,226 From time to time? 1209 01:27:12,169 --> 01:27:16,839 This has been Angelino, coming to you live from Rios Rosas, DMC, 1210 01:27:16,841 --> 01:27:19,976 New California, in the United States of America, 1211 01:27:19,978 --> 01:27:23,513 on the planet Earth, which is located in... 1212 01:27:24,081 --> 01:27:25,815 You know what? 1213 01:27:25,817 --> 01:27:29,018 I got no fuckin' idea what's out there after that. 1214 01:27:29,020 --> 01:27:31,655 [chuckles] Thanks, Luna. 1215 01:27:33,024 --> 01:27:34,258 For everything. 1216 01:28:02,021 --> 01:28:04,055 [sinister laugh] 1217 01:28:17,668 --> 01:28:19,168 [Angelino] Oh, okay. 1218 01:28:19,170 --> 01:28:21,305 ♪ Life is a kiss Outta control ♪ 1219 01:28:21,307 --> 01:28:23,039 Subtitles by explosiveskull 1220 01:28:23,041 --> 01:28:25,543 ♪ Heart like a stone Is starting to beat ♪ 1221 01:28:27,146 --> 01:28:29,547 ♪ Now our bodies Ribboned with gold ♪ 1222 01:28:30,615 --> 01:28:32,882 ♪ Here we are On the grave ♪ 1223 01:28:32,884 --> 01:28:35,051 ♪ Of broken dreams ♪ 1224 01:28:35,053 --> 01:28:37,589 ♪ Hard as a kick Loud as a gun ♪ 1225 01:28:38,991 --> 01:28:41,226 ♪ Together we come Together we leave ♪ 1226 01:28:42,860 --> 01:28:46,629 ♪ Surrounded by my cups Overflowin' ♪ 1227 01:28:46,631 --> 01:28:48,865 ♪ Here we are On the grave ♪ 1228 01:28:48,867 --> 01:28:50,202 ♪ Of broken dreams ♪ 1229 01:28:51,370 --> 01:28:55,272 ♪ Stage-diving Has broken my bones ♪ 1230 01:28:55,274 --> 01:28:59,209 ♪ So tell me What am I supposed to do ♪ 1231 01:28:59,211 --> 01:29:03,880 ♪ It's not a party, baby But a revolution ♪ 1232 01:29:03,882 --> 01:29:07,084 ♪ 'Cause I am all against Institutions ♪ 1233 01:29:07,086 --> 01:29:11,021 ♪ If time is money for you, dude I wanna spend it all ♪ 1234 01:29:11,023 --> 01:29:14,925 ♪ Baby, take the control Of my body and soul ♪ 1235 01:29:14,927 --> 01:29:18,829 ♪ I'm coming back in the game Because love is insane ♪ 1236 01:29:18,831 --> 01:29:22,999 ♪ There's no gain, just pain Always the same ♪ 1237 01:29:23,001 --> 01:29:27,037 ♪ Life is a kiss Outta control ♪ 1238 01:29:27,039 --> 01:29:30,974 ♪ Heart like a stone Is starting to beat ♪ 1239 01:29:30,976 --> 01:29:34,411 ♪ Now our bodies Ribboned with gold ♪ 1240 01:29:34,413 --> 01:29:36,914 ♪ Here we are On the grave ♪ 1241 01:29:36,916 --> 01:29:39,150 ♪ Of broken dreams ♪ 1242 01:29:39,152 --> 01:29:41,354 ♪ Hard as a kick Loud as a gun ♪ 1243 01:29:43,021 --> 01:29:45,224 ♪ Together we come Together we leave ♪ 1244 01:29:46,992 --> 01:29:50,461 ♪ Surrounded by my cups Overflowin' ♪ 1245 01:29:50,463 --> 01:29:52,863 ♪ Here we are On the grave ♪ 1246 01:29:52,865 --> 01:29:55,065 ♪ Of broken dreams ♪ 1247 01:29:55,067 --> 01:29:57,736 ♪ Hard as a kick Loud as a gun ♪ 1248 01:29:58,937 --> 01:30:01,674 ♪ Together we come Together we leave ♪ 1249 01:30:02,909 --> 01:30:06,444 ♪ Surrounded by my cups Overflowin' ♪ 1250 01:30:06,446 --> 01:30:08,845 ♪ Here we are On the grave ♪ 1251 01:30:08,847 --> 01:30:11,047 ♪ Of broken dreams ♪ 1252 01:30:11,049 --> 01:30:13,419 ♪ Life is a kiss Outta control ♪ 1253 01:30:15,088 --> 01:30:17,390 ♪ Heart like a stone Is starting to beat ♪ 1254 01:30:19,058 --> 01:30:21,327 ♪ Now our bodies Ribboned with gold ♪ 1255 01:30:22,462 --> 01:30:24,896 ♪ Here we are On the grave ♪ 1256 01:30:24,898 --> 01:30:26,866 ♪ Of broken dreams ♪ 99345

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