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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,567 --> 00:00:03,136 size:63% position:69% Larry, how's it goin? 2 00:00:03,136 --> 00:00:04,404 size:84% position:58% The name's Barry. 3 00:00:04,404 --> 00:00:06,439 size:59% position:70% Ho! Okay, I think it's workin' again! 4 00:00:06,439 --> 00:00:08,841 Fred: (laughs) Hey uh, me and Mitch 5 00:00:08,841 --> 00:00:10,810 align:start position:0% were just heading out, maybe we could hook up later. 6 00:00:10,810 --> 00:00:13,646 size:69% position:34% line:91% Later? This is my last night in town. 7 00:00:13,646 --> 00:00:15,115 align:start size:41% position:59% Oh, well hey, come with us. 8 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:17,217 align:end position:100% Girls will find Fred and me irresistible 9 00:00:17,217 --> 00:00:20,586 align:end position:100% if we're hangin' out with a happy couple like you two, huh? 10 00:00:20,586 --> 00:00:22,622 size:53% position:73% Well, it was nice meeting you. 11 00:00:22,622 --> 00:00:25,158 size:84% position:42% Too bad Darla and I have to leave before we expected. 12 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:26,359 align:start position:0% Hey, Barry, hang on! 13 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:31,864 size:69% position:66% line:0% You want me to talk to my boob. 14 00:00:31,864 --> 00:00:33,266 align:start size:50% position:50% So he's a jerk. 15 00:00:33,266 --> 00:00:36,236 align:end position:100% Why do we have to leave? And miss the carnival. 16 00:00:36,236 --> 00:00:37,270 (knock at door) 17 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:42,775 align:end position:100% Sorry, we're not buying bull today. 18 00:00:42,775 --> 00:00:44,777 align:start position:0% (kicks the door) Just five minutes. Please? 19 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:52,218 Stay right were you are, Daisy Mae. 20 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:54,954 Fred: Okay, look, I was going to tell Mitch. 21 00:00:54,954 --> 00:00:56,256 align:end position:100% It was just harder than I thought. 22 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:57,757 align:start position:0% Well, maybe this is emotional torture. 23 00:00:57,757 --> 00:01:00,560 Just a grown-up version of how you abused me in high school. 24 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,062 Fred: That's not true. 25 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,196 align:end position:100% And me not coming out to Mitch isn't the problem here. 26 00:01:03,196 --> 00:01:05,298 Yes it is. You lied to me. 27 00:01:05,298 --> 00:01:07,867 align:end position:100% No. You still haven't forgiven me for being a bully in the tenth grade. 28 00:01:07,867 --> 00:01:09,369 align:end position:100% That's what's really behind this. 29 00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:11,604 align:end position:100% We were kids! Me stuffing you in a locker ... 30 00:01:11,604 --> 00:01:15,308 or gluing your butt to a chair didn't mean anything. 31 00:01:15,308 --> 00:01:18,711 size:72% position:64% Okay, enough! I'm so sick of you two. 32 00:01:18,711 --> 00:01:20,380 align:end position:100% You gotta work out this ancient history 33 00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:23,349 align:end position:100% and I know just the thing that might help. 34 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:30,656 I look like a big Chinese dumpling. 35 00:01:30,656 --> 00:01:32,992 align:end position:100% Honey, it's not designed to flatter your figure. 36 00:01:32,992 --> 00:01:35,462 size:72% position:64% All the extra padding's there to help you work out your aggression. 37 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:37,097 Then let me guess, I'm taking most of the punches? 38 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,030 size:88% position:56% You got a problem with that? 39 00:01:38,030 --> 00:01:39,499 No. 40 00:01:39,499 --> 00:01:40,600 align:end position:100% Good. Now, Barry let's see what you got. 41 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:41,667 Take a shot at Fred there. 42 00:01:41,667 --> 00:01:43,136 align:start size:88% position:13% This is stupid. 43 00:01:43,136 --> 00:01:45,138 align:start size:44% position:56% Come on Barry! 44 00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:46,339 align:start size:63% position:38% You lift weights! 45 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:49,175 align:start size:44% position:56% Not bad. 46 00:01:49,175 --> 00:01:51,777 Good, now work out all that pent up hostility. 47 00:01:51,777 --> 00:01:53,679 align:start position:0% Who cares if you used to pour sand in my lunch? 48 00:01:53,679 --> 00:01:58,718 Or soak my swimsuit in perfume or sabotage my science project? 49 00:01:58,718 --> 00:01:59,952 align:end size:97% position:97% I don't remember doing all that! 50 00:01:59,952 --> 00:02:01,387 You don't? This feels kinda good. 51 00:02:04,056 --> 00:02:06,459 Introducing the sand bra. 52 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:07,527 You know? 53 00:02:07,527 --> 00:02:08,961 size:81% position:41% I think this might be kinda helpful. 54 00:02:08,961 --> 00:02:10,963 I mean, I'm not the geek I used to be. 55 00:02:10,963 --> 00:02:12,832 That's right! I'm cool! 56 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:15,101 And you're just a guy whose glory days are over. 57 00:02:15,101 --> 00:02:19,739 I mean what are you gonna do with the rest of your life except bag groceries? 58 00:02:19,739 --> 00:02:25,311 And who woulda guessed that you'd turn out to be gayer than an Easter basket? 59 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,747 align:start size:56% position:44% Fred? You're gay? 60 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:31,417 You're looking for firmness, roundness.. consistency. 61 00:02:34,687 --> 00:02:36,589 align:start size:47% position:53% Uh, yeah. 62 00:02:36,589 --> 00:02:40,726 align:end position:100% Yeah, I think uh, Mitch took the news pretty well. 63 00:02:40,726 --> 00:02:43,929 You mean after we revived him with a bucket of ice water. 64 00:02:43,929 --> 00:02:46,132 align:start position:0% You know, the whole time we were in that ring? 65 00:02:46,132 --> 00:02:52,472 All I wanted to do was tear off your sumo suit and get it on with you right then and there. 66 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:53,939 align:end position:100% Yeah, well that would've truly killed Mitch. 67 00:02:53,939 --> 00:02:55,575 Ah.. 68 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:05,718 align:start position:0% You're not really into this, are you? 69 00:03:05,718 --> 00:03:08,354 Yeah, well I guess I'm wondering why you wanna make out 70 00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:11,791 with a guy who's only ever gonna bag groceries. 71 00:03:11,791 --> 00:03:14,694 align:start position:0% Aw, oh Fred? It was just a game. 72 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:17,530 align:start position:0% It's like my subconscious getting you back for all those things you did. 73 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:19,799 size:84% position:42% Don't take it so seriously. 74 00:03:19,799 --> 00:03:21,767 It's kinda difficult actually. 75 00:03:21,767 --> 00:03:24,036 align:end position:100% I mean, don't you think you owe me an apology? 76 00:03:24,036 --> 00:03:26,406 align:start position:0% An apology? 77 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:28,541 I don't think I'm the one who should be apologizing here. 78 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:34,681 You fully outed me. 79 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:36,782 I already apologized for yesterday. 80 00:03:36,782 --> 00:03:41,120 align:end position:100% In fact uh, that's all I've been doing ever since I met you is apologizing. 81 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,989 align:start position:0% I'm not talking about yesterday, I'm talking about our freshman year. 82 00:03:43,989 --> 00:03:45,625 You said you were over that. 83 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:47,793 align:start position:0% I'm not gonna forget everything just because we jumped around in fat suits. 84 00:03:47,793 --> 00:03:51,197 align:start position:0% Because of you everybody in school thought they had permission to make fun of me. 85 00:03:51,197 --> 00:03:53,333 Because of you I felt awful about myself for years. 86 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:55,501 align:start position:0% And you've never apologized for that. 87 00:03:55,501 --> 00:03:57,303 align:end position:100% You were a geek back then, Barry. 88 00:03:57,303 --> 00:03:58,938 align:end position:100% Everyone picks on the geek, right? 89 00:03:58,938 --> 00:04:01,073 align:end position:100% It's just a law of the jungle. 90 00:04:01,073 --> 00:04:02,742 What? 91 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,510 But you're not like that now. 92 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:06,446 align:end position:100% You're not Barry the Fairy anymore. 93 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:07,913 align:start size:66% position:34% We're both cool guys. 94 00:04:07,913 --> 00:04:12,852 Oh God. Fred, I think I uh, finally understand. 95 00:04:12,852 --> 00:04:15,421 See? I am Barry the Fairy. 96 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:17,223 Or at least some part of me still is. 97 00:04:17,223 --> 00:04:20,393 And I think I kinda like that part of me. 98 00:04:20,393 --> 00:04:21,594 align:start size:69% position:31% What's happening here? 99 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:23,429 I think this is good-bye. 100 00:04:25,331 --> 00:04:27,367 Jack's out there? Make him go away? 101 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:28,934 align:start position:0% Whoah! 102 00:04:28,934 --> 00:04:31,203 align:start position:0% Barry, you look like a scientist in those glasses. 103 00:04:31,203 --> 00:04:33,539 size:66% position:67% Ah, scientist. That's not very sexy. 104 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:36,108 align:start position:0% u always look sexy. 105 00:04:36,108 --> 00:04:41,147 align:start position:0% line:91% Now if you'll excuse me, this cowgirl's gotta go hogtiat cowb. 106 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:48,187 align:start position:0% Hi, I'm a scientist. 107 00:04:48,187 --> 00:04:49,322 align:start size:44% position:56% Really? 108 00:04:49,322 --> 00:04:51,190 size:78% position:39% No, not really. 109 00:04:51,190 --> 00:04:54,059 But I have been studying the laws of human attraction. 110 00:04:54,059 --> 00:04:55,695 Has anyone ever told you uh, 111 00:04:55,695 --> 00:04:57,397 size:78% position:39% line:91% how cute you are in those glasses? 112 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:10,207 align:end position:100% It was so sweet of you to bring me flowers.9965

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