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Hey, just in time.
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This is definitely
a two-man job.
3
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Yeah, um, I'll do
this bed over here.
4
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No, what I meant
to say is we should work
together on the same bed,
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it'll go faster that way.
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Oh! Right.
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I'll take one side.
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You got a strong grip.
You must work out.
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Five times a week.
10
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Yeah. I should
get to a gym.
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You know, I used to be
an all-star quarterback
in high school.
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Really?
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Yeah, still got the abs to
prove it. Go ahead, feel this.
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Yep, okay. Back
to work. Busy, busy, busy.
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Hey, you look familiar.
16
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Really? Well uh,
I've done some modeling.
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Coach says suspension will
not take effect for two weeks.
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miliar? I
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meant to say you look hot.
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What?
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Yeah, it's
uh, kinda warm in here.
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You know what I mean.
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Barry: I think I do.
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Chances are Darla slipped
something in my beer and
this is just a trippy dream.
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Playin' hard to get.
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Tell you what. How 'bout
I meet you halfway?
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Is this some kind of a trap?
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Uh yeah. I'm the hunter. And
you're caught in my net.
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I think I got it.
I think I got it.
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Let Fred: Why not?
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Um, for one we
have beds to make.
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There's still time for fun.
We're on vacation, right?
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Okay, I have
something to tell you.
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What?
35
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This might
come as a surprise.
36
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I'm waiting.
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My name's Barry.
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So if you hate your name so
much, just sue your parents.
39
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No, no, it's just ..
okay, brace yourself.
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I'm .. I'm ...
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I'm late, sorry. I promised
Darla I'd help her pick an
outfit for tomorrow.
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Oh. Yeah.
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That's why Darla asked
you over. I wanted to talk.
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Cause I feel I
should apologize.
45
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Really? For what?
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Ah, for comin' on
so strong yesterday. I
really crossed the line.
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Oh. That. I don't know.
48
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Sometimes the lines
get kinda fuzzy.
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For example...
50
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Was that crossing the line?
51
00:03:01,714 --> 00:03:04,150 size:63% position:69%
I thought you wanted
me to kiss you.
52
00:03:04,150 --> 00:03:05,285 align:start position:0%
Okay, hang on a second.
53
00:03:07,119 --> 00:03:08,588 size:88% position:56%
Oh, you're gonna play rough.
54
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Huh?
55
00:03:09,755 --> 00:03:11,724 size:47% position:77% line:38%
A pillow fight.
I'm unarmed.
56
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No, I was gonna put
this behind your head.
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Oh.
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Oh, so you can pin me down
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for the old Chinese
water torture trick.
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No, I'm not into the kinky
stuff. I just like it gentle.
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Since when?
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Here, let me show you.
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(laughs) I knew you
were up to no good.
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You're just gonna pin
me down and tickle me
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'til I scream "Uncle. "
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Okay, look. If you don't
wanna do this, just tell me.
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Russ on radio: How can
these things be comfortable?
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rstanding each other here.
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Of course
I wanna do this.
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Don't you?
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Uh, yeah. It's just that
I'm not very, you know--
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Nice?
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No! Experienced with guys.
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Right. Cause you dated all the
cute girls in high school.
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Yeah. I did. God,
you really understand me.
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And I bet you
were class president and
drove a brand new Mustang
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and scored the final
touchdown in the big game.
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Wow! Omigod, you know there's
only one way you know all that.
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There is?
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Yeah! Cause you were the exact
same thing in high school, too!
81
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Omigod, it's
like we're the same!
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All I know is you've
got a great body.
83
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Ohhh, so do you.
84
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ge
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n.Barrye
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I'm not even finished yet.
You're talking about next time.
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It's like we were
made for each other.
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You got a condom?
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Of course I have a condom!
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I bet we wear the
same size now.
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Now ... where's that condom?
92
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Passport? Where you goin'
after this? Paris? Italy?
93
00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:04,470 size:88% position:56%
That expired in high school,
I just use it for ID.
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00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:07,039 align:start position:0%
Holy crap! Wait a
second, this is you?
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Oh no.
96
00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:09,342 align:start position:0%
You're Barry the Fairy?
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Yes, yes you are. Your
address is right here!
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Okay, I mean I was Barry the
but I'm a changed man.
99
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I work out now. See?
100
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Where are your braces?
101
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And those horrible glasses.
102
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The braces came off before
college and I wear contacts
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with just a hint of blue to
bring out the color of my eyes.
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God, you do look different.
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I think the interesting
part is how we hook up
after all these years.
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I mean, you used to make fun
of me for being a sissy and
now here we are getting it on.
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Oh look. Found a condom.
Now .. where were we?
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(nervous throat-clearing)
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Maybe if I go on
that side of the bed.
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00:06:02,562 --> 00:06:04,964 align:start size:75% position:25%
Maybe we're just hungry.
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00:06:04,964 --> 00:06:06,499 align:start position:0%
I have protein bars.
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Uh, sure.
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I mean, it's not
a big deal is it?
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Me being who I am
and everything?
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Uh...
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Cause I'm really not the
same guy I used to be.
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Of course. I'm not
the same guy either.
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You wore
cardigans all the time.
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That's all history.
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Fast forward to the present
and I'm lying here with you.
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The captain of
the football team.
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Isn't life ironic?
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Beyond...
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Hey, when we get back home, you
and I can hang together now.
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You can meet my friends.
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Oh, I don't mean any of those
dweebs I used to hang out with.
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Barry, we should talk.
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I can't do this.
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You can't?
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You mean you
don't want to.
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You don't want to
have anything to do with me
cause I was Barry the Fairy.
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No, it's not that. I
just .. I û I û I can't.
133
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But why? I mean,
it was all going so well.
134
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Look, I better go.
135
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I can't believe it.
136
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He's so mean!
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Announcer: On the next
Undressed.
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Sure. Let's
talk about last night.
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It might take me a minute
to remember though.
140
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I partied my face
off after you left.
141
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Shhh! Would you
just keep it down?
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Look, I want to
apologize, I was wrong.
143
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Oh.
144
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Well, I mean, if you
think you have something
you need to apologize for.
145
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Look, the reason for me
takin' off last night
146
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has nothing to do with you
being a geek in high school.
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Shh. I thought we were
keeping it down here.
Barry the Fairy is dead.
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Look. Okay,
it's just that uh...
149
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nobody knows I'm gay.
150
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pulling your pants down
every time you meet a guy.
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I know. I mean, I don't
normally do that but uh,
152
00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:05,217 size:78% position:61%
it's like I'm on vacation
and no one knows me.
153
00:08:05,217 --> 00:08:07,386 size:84% position:42%
I see. You're vacation gay.
154
00:08:07,386 --> 00:08:09,221 align:start size:63% position:38%
I can be anonymous.
155
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I didn't realize you
were the same Barry that
I bullied in high school.
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If you can forget about last
night, we can move forward,
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I'll make it up to you.
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Really?
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Really.
160
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Oh, well. Why not?
161
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Cool.
162
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Whoah. People can see.
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No one knows us, right?
164
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What's wrong?
165
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My friend Mitch is here.
166
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He's not supposed
to be here till next week.
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If he finds out I'm gay,
he'll go into a coma.
168
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Barry? Can you
pretend to be straight?
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Of course I can.
170
00:09:03,342 --> 00:09:05,144
Fred!
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00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:06,178
Ya!
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00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:08,014 size:59% position:30%
Fred: What
are you doing here?
173
00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:12,051 size:88% position:44%
Aw dude, Mexico was a bust
so I thought I'd try my luck
at love around these parts.
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00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:13,886 align:end position:100%
You're one dirty
dog, my friend.
175
00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:16,255
(slaps and shouts)
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Hey! What's up!
177
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Holy freakout man, you
scared the fart outta me!
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Mitch, this is uh, Barry. We
were buds in high school.
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00:09:23,629 --> 00:09:28,434
Aw, right on! Any friend
of Fred's is the dude!
180
00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:30,670 size:78% position:39%
So uh, you guys
gettin' it on here?
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Me and Fred?
182
00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,173 align:start size:38% position:63%
Oh yeah.
183
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I want to tell you, Mitch,
the ladies around here do
not disappoint, right Barry?
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Right. I mean, the girls
out here know a good
Italian strappy sandal.
185
00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:44,516
They really understand
fashion, you know?
186
00:09:44,516 --> 00:09:47,653 align:end position:100%
Yeah, it's just too bad
that uh, Barry's already
got his hands full.
187
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That's his girlfriend.
188
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I suppose what I did yesterday
could be viewed as...
189
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Oh! So this here's
my little woman.
190
00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:05,071 size:75% position:63%
Fierce. Barry? You
have good taste.
191
00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:06,906 size:84% position:42%
I'm a track and field star.
192
00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:08,674
Barry: I was just telling Mitch
193
00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:10,409 align:end position:100%
how we've been together
for two happy years
of monogamous sex.
194
00:10:10,409 --> 00:10:12,011
When did you tell me that?
195
00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:14,714 size:63% position:69%
Oh, okay! I think
it's working' again!
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00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:16,148 size:84% position:42%
(guffaws)
197
00:10:16,148 --> 00:10:17,783 size:63% position:69%
So Fred? We going to
shoot some pool?
198
00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:21,553 size:56% position:72%
No doubt! Whoo hoo
Aaaah!!!
199
00:10:21,553 --> 00:10:22,387
Barry: Whooo!
200
00:10:22,387 --> 00:10:24,090
(crash)
201
00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:26,258
Barry: Okay. Nobody move.
I lost my contact lens.
202
00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:31,130 line:92%
Sandra, you u inst you guys t?
203
00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,464 align:start size:91% position:9%
Sure.
204
00:10:32,464 --> 00:10:33,599
Mitch: We're going
to slaughter 'em.
205
00:10:33,599 --> 00:10:35,134 align:end position:100%
They're going
to slaughter us.
206
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:36,636
(quietly) Yeah, but Mitch's
shoes should be quarantined.
207
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:37,937
I mean who wears white
cross-trainers anymore?
208
00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:42,842
Dude. You ho
your cue like a girl.
209
00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:44,043
Doesn't he, Fred?
210
00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:45,611 size:59% position:70%
It's not
a tea party, Barry.
211
00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:48,047
(crash)
212
00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:49,214
Fred: Hey, are you alright?
213
00:10:49,214 --> 00:10:50,382
Uh, no. My glasses.
214
00:10:50,382 --> 00:10:51,517 align:start position:0%
You're doin' great!
215
00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:53,152 size:53% position:73%
My glasses are
broken, I'm sure.
216
00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:55,320 align:start position:0%
Oh, you're so cute
when you're mad.
217
00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,957 size:75% position:38%
We'll fool around later.
218
00:10:57,957 --> 00:10:58,024
Is it me or has Sandra been
acting weird since she got back?
219
00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:03,562
Perfect.
220
00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:05,264 align:start size:78% position:22%
This seems very romantic.
221
00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:07,800
Not exactly my approach
when I'm angry at a guy.
222
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,301
I have it all planned out.
223
00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:11,236 align:start position:0%
Fred thinks he can make
me out to be a geek again?
224
00:11:11,236 --> 00:11:13,072 align:start position:0%
Well, I'll show him.
225
00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:14,040 align:start size:13% position:88%
All.
226
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:14,940
(knock at door)
227
00:11:20,345 --> 00:11:22,014 align:start size:47% position:53%
(sexy) Hi Fred.
228
00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:29,121 size:81% position:41%
Boy, am I glad to see you.
229
00:11:29,121 --> 00:11:30,622 align:start size:38% position:63%
Me, too.
230
00:11:30,622 --> 00:11:33,993
I hope Mitch wasn't too much for
you? He can be pretty intense.
231
00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:37,563 size:63% position:69%
Nah, I had
a blast. Wanna beer?
232
00:11:37,563 --> 00:11:39,298 align:start size:88% position:13%
Uh, thanks.
233
00:11:46,305 --> 00:11:50,009 align:start size:75% position:25%
You know I was thinking.
234
00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:53,179 align:end position:100%
There is something I have
wanted to do with you
ever since high school.
235
00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:56,381 align:start position:0%
There is? What?
236
00:11:56,381 --> 00:11:58,450 align:start size:41% position:59%
Tie you up.
237
00:11:58,450 --> 00:12:01,854 align:start position:0%
Really? Cool.
238
00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:01,921 align:start position:0%
This is one of those
moments I wish could
just last forever.
239
00:12:05,524 --> 00:12:07,392
So uh, so what do we do now?
240
00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:13,766 align:start size:69% position:31%
Now? We have some fun.
241
00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:15,968 size:75% position:38% line:91%
Oh, it's cold.
But it feels good.
242
00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:17,036 align:start size:19% position:81%
Mm hm?
243
00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:19,105 size:78% position:39%
Yeah. Oh.
244
00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,040
How 'bout this?
245
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:22,574
Ah.
246
00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:29,248 align:end position:100%
I think I dropped the ice
cube in your tightie whities.
247
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:32,384
Get it out. Get it
outta there. It's c-c-c-cold.
248
00:12:32,384 --> 00:12:34,586 align:start size:72% position:28%
You have a s-s-stutter.
249
00:12:34,586 --> 00:12:36,989
Barry, are you angry about
something by any chance?
250
00:12:39,324 --> 00:12:45,030 align:start position:0%
See? I told you
I'm a freak of nature.
251
00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:47,999
I was going to cover you with
honey and feathers and lock you
in here with a hungry ferret
252
00:12:47,999 --> 00:12:50,035 size:66% position:67%
but I couldn't find
a ferret in time.
253
00:12:50,035 --> 00:12:51,403
What are you angry
about? I thought we had fun.
254
00:12:51,403 --> 00:12:52,738
You guys treated
me like a geek.
255
00:12:52,738 --> 00:12:56,074
Whoah, hang
on, you're not a geek.
256
00:12:56,074 --> 00:13:00,279 align:end position:100%
Look at me. Today was
way more humiliating than
anything in high school.
257
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:03,081 align:start size:72% position:28%
You know why? We're not
in high school anymore.
258
00:13:03,081 --> 00:13:05,618 size:84% position:42%
Okay, it's not fair making
you pretend to be straight.
259
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,253 align:end position:100%
I don't think we should
hang out anymore.
260
00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:08,787
But I already decided.
261
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,493
I'm going to come out to Mitch.
262
00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:16,495
I'm doing it for you.
263
00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:17,829
You are?
264
00:13:17,829 --> 00:13:19,498
I don't believe it.
265
00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:21,867
No one's ever done anything
like that for me before.
266
00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:27,373
(pounding on keyboard)
267
00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:29,341 size:44% position:78%
Aw, you messed
up the bed.
268
00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:31,744 align:end position:100%
I'm gonna have to strip
down and start over.
269
00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:38,651 align:start position:0%
Oh, damn, you're hot.
270
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,587 align:end position:100%
You better get a new set
of contact lenses before you
accidentally walk out a window.
271
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,724 align:start position:0%
Uh, let's finish
making the bed.
272
00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:47,092 align:start size:34% position:66%
Really?
273
00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:48,560 align:start size:63% position:38%
You don't wanna....?
274
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:51,697 align:start position:0%
I'm just .. I'm not
into it right now.
275
00:13:51,697 --> 00:13:53,932 align:start size:72% position:28%
Hey, you know I'm sorry
about yesterday, right?
276
00:13:53,932 --> 00:13:55,567 align:end position:100%
You're not gonna have
to play straight again.
277
00:13:55,567 --> 00:13:57,869 align:start size:47% position:53%
I'm gonna tell
Mitch I'm gay.
278
00:13:57,869 --> 00:13:59,838 align:start position:0%
Okay. If you're sure?
279
00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:01,507 align:end position:100%
Barry, I wanna
do this for you.
280
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,875 align:end position:100%
Then maybe you'll
feel like having sex.
281
00:14:10,749 --> 00:14:12,951
The first being a man
out of a kilt, of course.
282
00:14:12,951 --> 00:14:14,720
(Barry laughs)
283
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,489
Barry:
Oh, sumo wrestler. Now he'd go
well with your Geisha dress.
284
00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:19,891
No can do. Tonight
I'm gonna be a cowgirl.
285
00:14:19,891 --> 00:14:20,992 align:start size:38% position:63%
Mmm.
286
00:14:20,992 --> 00:14:22,361
Help me find a cowboy?
287
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,796 size:53% position:73%
Uh, we'll have
to make it quick.
288
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,130
Fred and I are spending
the evening together.
289
00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:27,366 size:69% position:66%
Just as soon as he
tells Mitch the sitch.
290
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,702 size:69% position:34%
Oh, he's coming out
of the closet for you?
291
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,303 size:78% position:39%
That's so romantic.
292
00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:32,838 size:56% position:72%
Men move mountains
for me, honey.
293
00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:35,441 align:start size:53% position:47%
Oh, there he is.
294
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,309
Darla: Hmm, Mitch
doesn't look that upset.
295
00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:39,077
And Fred looks like he just--
296
00:14:39,077 --> 00:14:40,846 size:88% position:56%
checked out that girl's ass!
297
00:14:40,846 --> 00:14:42,715
Barry: I don't think Fred's
told Mitch anything.
298
00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:48,854 align:start position:0%
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