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>> HOME. >> HOME. [ SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE ]

>> HOME. [ SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE ] HERE'S TO LOWBALLING THE SELLER

[ SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE ] HERE'S TO LOWBALLING THE SELLER AND STILL GETTING $50,000 OFF

HERE'S TO LOWBALLING THE SELLER AND STILL GETTING $50,000 OFF AFTER THE HOME INSPECTION!

AND STILL GETTING $50,000 OFF AFTER THE HOME INSPECTION! >> AHH!

AFTER THE HOME INSPECTION! >> AHH! WE COULD PAINT THIS PLACE TODAY,

>> AHH! WE COULD PAINT THIS PLACE TODAY, SELL IT TOMORROW, AND STILL MAKE

WE COULD PAINT THIS PLACE TODAY, SELL IT TOMORROW, AND STILL MAKE MONEY.

SELL IT TOMORROW, AND STILL MAKE MONEY. >> YES, WE COULD.

MONEY. >> YES, WE COULD. >> [ SIGHS ]

>> YES, WE COULD. >> [ SIGHS ] >> [ SIGHS ]

>> [ SIGHS ] >> [ SIGHS ] I LOVE YOU, JACK WATSON.

>> [ SIGHS ] I LOVE YOU, JACK WATSON. >> I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU, JACK WATSON. >> I LOVE YOU. NOW, LET ME CARRY YOU OVER THAT

>> I LOVE YOU. NOW, LET ME CARRY YOU OVER THAT GODDAMN THRESHOLD.

NOW, LET ME CARRY YOU OVER THAT GODDAMN THRESHOLD. >> OOH! WAIT! STOP!

GODDAMN THRESHOLD. >> OOH! WAIT! STOP! >> WHAT? WHAT?

>> OOH! WAIT! STOP! >> WHAT? WHAT? NO, NO, NO! COME ON!

>> WHAT? WHAT? NO, NO, NO! COME ON! LET'S NOT SQUANDER THE MOMENT!

NO, NO, NO! COME ON! LET'S NOT SQUANDER THE MOMENT! >> NO, I PEED A LITTLE BIT.

LET'S NOT SQUANDER THE MOMENT! >> NO, I PEED A LITTLE BIT. >> OH, GOD! REALLY?!

>> NO, I PEED A LITTLE BIT. >> OH, GOD! REALLY?! >> I JUST PEED A LITTLE BIT.

>> OH, GOD! REALLY?! >> I JUST PEED A LITTLE BIT. NO, IT'S OKAY.

>> I JUST PEED A LITTLE BIT. NO, IT'S OKAY. >> UGH!

NO, IT'S OKAY. >> UGH! >> IT'S JUST, THE BABIES ARE

>> UGH! >> IT'S JUST, THE BABIES ARE PUSHING ON MY BLADDER.

>> IT'S JUST, THE BABIES ARE PUSHING ON MY BLADDER. WILL YOU HAND ME A TISSUE?

PUSHING ON MY BLADDER. WILL YOU HAND ME A TISSUE? >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

WILL YOU HAND ME A TISSUE? >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> DO WE HAVE PAPER TOWELS?

>> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> DO WE HAVE PAPER TOWELS? >> UH...I GOT...

>> DO WE HAVE PAPER TOWELS? >> UH...I GOT... >> THANKS, BABY.

>> UH...I GOT... >> THANKS, BABY. [ CHUCKLES ]

>> THANKS, BABY. [ CHUCKLES ] HI. SORRY.

[ CHUCKLES ] HI. SORRY. >> NEW, UH...NEW PARENTS -- SOON

HI. SORRY. >> NEW, UH...NEW PARENTS -- SOON TO BE.

>> NEW, UH...NEW PARENTS -- SOON TO BE. JACK, VANESSA.

TO BE. JACK, VANESSA. >> HI!

JACK, VANESSA. >> HI! >> S-SHE PEES A LOT.

>> HI! >> S-SHE PEES A LOT. >> OKAY.

>> S-SHE PEES A LOT. >> OKAY. >> [ SIGHS ]

>> OKAY. >> [ SIGHS ] COME ON.

>> [ SIGHS ] COME ON. >> OKAY.

COME ON. >> OKAY. >> AHH!

>> OKAY. >> AHH! [ Groaning ] OH, MY GOD!

>> AHH! [ Groaning ] OH, MY GOD! >> [ LAUGHS ]

[ Groaning ] OH, MY GOD! >> [ LAUGHS ] >> IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY

>> [ LAUGHS ] >> IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, I JUST PEED A LITTLE

>> IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, I JUST PEED A LITTLE BIT, TOO.

BETTER, I JUST PEED A LITTLE BIT, TOO. >> [ LAUGHS ]

BIT, TOO. >> [ LAUGHS ] >> JESUS! YOU ARE FAT!

>> [ LAUGHS ] >> JESUS! YOU ARE FAT! >> [ Laughing ] HONEY!

>> JESUS! YOU ARE FAT! >> [ Laughing ] HONEY! >> OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

>> [ Laughing ] HONEY! >> OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! >> HONEY!

>> OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! >> HONEY! >> OHH!

>> HONEY! >> OHH! >> HONEY, STOP!

>> OHH! >> HONEY, STOP! >> [ EXAGGERATED PANTING ]

>> HONEY, STOP! >> [ EXAGGERATED PANTING ] [ Muffled ] OH, MY GOD!

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

>> OH! OW! >> SWEETIE! >> SHIT!

>> SWEETIE! >> SHIT! [ PANTING ]

>> SHIT! [ PANTING ] >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[ PANTING ] >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

>> [ CHUCKLES ] >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! >> I-I DON'T -- I FOUND THIS

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! >> I-I DON'T -- I FOUND THIS LAMP UP IN THE ATTIC.

>> I-I DON'T -- I FOUND THIS LAMP UP IN THE ATTIC. I DON'T KNOW.

LAMP UP IN THE ATTIC. I DON'T KNOW. I THOUGHT I'D GET IT WORKING

I DON'T KNOW. I THOUGHT I'D GET IT WORKING AGAIN.

I THOUGHT I'D GET IT WORKING AGAIN. >> NO.

AGAIN. >> NO. [ BOTH SCREAM ]

>> NO. [ BOTH SCREAM ] >> OH, SHIT! THAT HURTS SO BAD!

[ BOTH SCREAM ] >> OH, SHIT! THAT HURTS SO BAD! >> PLEASE, GOD, LET IT BE.

>> OH, SHIT! THAT HURTS SO BAD! >> PLEASE, GOD, LET IT BE. THAT THING WILL KILL SOMEBODY.

>> PLEASE, GOD, LET IT BE. THAT THING WILL KILL SOMEBODY. >> ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

THAT THING WILL KILL SOMEBODY. >> ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. >> OH!

>> ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. >> OH! I KNOW WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO.

>> OH! I KNOW WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO. >> HUH?

I KNOW WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO. >> HUH? >> IF YOU HAVE TIME, I WOULD

>> HUH? >> IF YOU HAVE TIME, I WOULD REALLY LOVE FOR YOU TO PAINT

>> IF YOU HAVE TIME, I WOULD REALLY LOVE FOR YOU TO PAINT OVER THE "MISS 13" GRAFFITI ON

REALLY LOVE FOR YOU TO PAINT OVER THE "MISS 13" GRAFFITI ON THE FRONT PORCH -- FIRST THING.

OVER THE "MISS 13" GRAFFITI ON THE FRONT PORCH -- FIRST THING. >> OH, MY GOD.

THE FRONT PORCH -- FIRST THING. >> OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE SO ADORABLE.

>> OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE SO ADORABLE. >> WHY AM I --

YOU'RE SO ADORABLE. >> WHY AM I -- >> [ SMOOCHES ]

>> WHY AM I -- >> [ SMOOCHES ] "MISS 13."

>> [ SMOOCHES ] "MISS 13." IT'S "M.S.-13."

"MISS 13." IT'S "M.S.-13." [ CHUCKLES ]

IT'S "M.S.-13." [ CHUCKLES ] MARA SALVATRUCHA -- IT'S -- IT'S

[ CHUCKLES ] MARA SALVATRUCHA -- IT'S -- IT'S THIS GANG OUT OF EL SALVADOR.

MARA SALVATRUCHA -- IT'S -- IT'S THIS GANG OUT OF EL SALVADOR. IT'S THE DEADLIEST GANG IN THE

THIS GANG OUT OF EL SALVADOR. IT'S THE DEADLIEST GANG IN THE WORLD.

IT'S THE DEADLIEST GANG IN THE WORLD. WELL, ONE OF THE -- DON'T TELL

WORLD. WELL, ONE OF THE -- DON'T TELL THE CRIPS THAT, BUT THEY'RE THE

WELL, ONE OF THE -- DON'T TELL THE CRIPS THAT, BUT THEY'RE THE DEADLIEST GANG IN THE WORLD.

THE CRIPS THAT, BUT THEY'RE THE DEADLIEST GANG IN THE WORLD. >> SO, NOT ONLY IS OUR NEW HOUSE

DEADLIEST GANG IN THE WORLD. >> SO, NOT ONLY IS OUR NEW HOUSE TAGGED, IT'S TAGGED BY A FAMOUS

>> SO, NOT ONLY IS OUR NEW HOUSE TAGGED, IT'S TAGGED BY A FAMOUS GANG.

TAGGED, IT'S TAGGED BY A FAMOUS GANG. >> YEAH. IT'S LIKE, UH, BANKSY.

GANG. >> YEAH. IT'S LIKE, UH, BANKSY. [ Singsong voice ] YOU KNOW HOW

>> YEAH. IT'S LIKE, UH, BANKSY. [ Singsong voice ] YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE BANKSY!

[ Singsong voice ] YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE BANKSY! [ Normal voice ] IT'S LIKE THAT,

MUCH YOU LOVE BANKSY! [ Normal voice ] IT'S LIKE THAT, EXCEPT, UH, YOU KNOW, WITH...

[ Normal voice ] IT'S LIKE THAT, EXCEPT, UH, YOU KNOW, WITH... KNIFES AND FACE TATTOOS.

EXCEPT, UH, YOU KNOW, WITH... KNIFES AND FACE TATTOOS. [ SMOOCHES ]

KNIFES AND FACE TATTOOS. [ SMOOCHES ] >> OH, MY GOD.

[ SMOOCHES ] >> OH, MY GOD. >> WHAT?

>> OH, MY GOD. >> WHAT? >> THIS IS THE WORST IDEA OF OUR

>> WHAT? >> THIS IS THE WORST IDEA OF OUR LIVES.

>> THIS IS THE WORST IDEA OF OUR LIVES. THE LOWER, LOWER GARDEN

LIVES. THE LOWER, LOWER GARDEN DISTRICT.

THE LOWER, LOWER GARDEN DISTRICT. >> [ CHUCKLES ]

DISTRICT. >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW THIS

>> [ CHUCKLES ] >> PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW THIS NEIGHBORHOOD EXISTS.

>> PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW THIS NEIGHBORHOOD EXISTS. >> NO, THAT'S ACTUALLY NOT TRUE.

NEIGHBORHOOD EXISTS. >> NO, THAT'S ACTUALLY NOT TRUE. THAT'S NOT TRUE.

>> NO, THAT'S ACTUALLY NOT TRUE. THAT'S NOT TRUE. WHITE PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT

THAT'S NOT TRUE. WHITE PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT THIS NEIGHBORHOOD EXISTS.

WHITE PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT THIS NEIGHBORHOOD EXISTS. THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS ON THE

THIS NEIGHBORHOOD EXISTS. THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS ON THE UPSWING.

THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS ON THE UPSWING. I READ ALL ABOUT IT IN DWELL.

UPSWING. I READ ALL ABOUT IT IN DWELL. >> YOU'RE NOT JUST A LITTLE

I READ ALL ABOUT IT IN DWELL. >> YOU'RE NOT JUST A LITTLE NERVOUS IN THIS HOUSE?

>> YOU'RE NOT JUST A LITTLE NERVOUS IN THIS HOUSE? [ SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE ]

NERVOUS IN THIS HOUSE? [ SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE ] >> HEY.

[ SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE ] >> HEY. THERE IS NOT ONE THING TO BE

>> HEY. THERE IS NOT ONE THING TO BE AFRAID OF IN THIS HOUSE.

THERE IS NOT ONE THING TO BE AFRAID OF IN THIS HOUSE. OKAY?

AFRAID OF IN THIS HOUSE. OKAY? >> OKAY.

OKAY? >> OKAY. >> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> OKAY. >> [ CHUCKLES ] [ BOTH SCREAM ]

>> [ CHUCKLES ] [ BOTH SCREAM ] >> OH! OH, MY GOD!

[ BOTH SCREAM ] >> OH! OH, MY GOD! HONEY! GET SOMETHING --

>> OH! OH, MY GOD! HONEY! GET SOMETHING -- >> GOODNESS GRACIOUS!

HONEY! GET SOMETHING -- >> GOODNESS GRACIOUS! Y'ALL GAVE ME A FRIGHT!

>> GOODNESS GRACIOUS! Y'ALL GAVE ME A FRIGHT! >> W-WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Y'ALL GAVE ME A FRIGHT! >> W-WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE?

>> W-WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE? >> I-I'M SO SORRY.

OUT THERE? >> I-I'M SO SORRY. I WAS JUST STANDING IN YOUR

>> I-I'M SO SORRY. I WAS JUST STANDING IN YOUR BREEZEWAY, LIKE SOME KIND OF

I WAS JUST STANDING IN YOUR BREEZEWAY, LIKE SOME KIND OF NE'ER-DO-WELL.

BREEZEWAY, LIKE SOME KIND OF NE'ER-DO-WELL. >> WELL, YEAH. COME ON IN.

NE'ER-DO-WELL. >> WELL, YEAH. COME ON IN. MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.

>> WELL, YEAH. COME ON IN. MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. >> I ABSOLUTELY WILL DO THAT.

MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. >> I ABSOLUTELY WILL DO THAT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

>> I ABSOLUTELY WILL DO THAT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE

THANK YOU VERY MUCH. PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. I AM "FRINELL" EDMUNDS.

MYSELF. I AM "FRINELL" EDMUNDS. I LIVE ACROSS THE WAY OVER HERE.

I AM "FRINELL" EDMUNDS. I LIVE ACROSS THE WAY OVER HERE. AND YOU ARE JACK AND VANESSA!

I LIVE ACROSS THE WAY OVER HERE. AND YOU ARE JACK AND VANESSA! [ CHUCKLES ]

AND YOU ARE JACK AND VANESSA! [ CHUCKLES ] JACK, YOU'RE A PhD STUDENT AT

[ CHUCKLES ] JACK, YOU'RE A PhD STUDENT AT TULANE UNIVERSITY.

JACK, YOU'RE A PhD STUDENT AT TULANE UNIVERSITY. HOW ARE YOU?

TULANE UNIVERSITY. HOW ARE YOU? AND, VANESSA, YOU ARE AN

HOW ARE YOU? AND, VANESSA, YOU ARE AN OCCUPATIONAL THERAPIST,

AND, VANESSA, YOU ARE AN OCCUPATIONAL THERAPIST, EXPECTING YOUR FIRST BABY!

OCCUPATIONAL THERAPIST, EXPECTING YOUR FIRST BABY! [ CHUCKLES ]

EXPECTING YOUR FIRST BABY! [ CHUCKLES ] >> WOW.

[ CHUCKLES ] >> WOW. Y-Y-YOU...KNOW A LOT ABOUT US!

>> WOW. Y-Y-YOU...KNOW A LOT ABOUT US! >> PBHT! COME ON, Y'ALL. PLEASE.

Y-Y-YOU...KNOW A LOT ABOUT US! >> PBHT! COME ON, Y'ALL. PLEASE. YOU CAN'T MOVE INTO

>> PBHT! COME ON, Y'ALL. PLEASE. YOU CAN'T MOVE INTO THE MAISON DE SANG AND NOT RAISE

YOU CAN'T MOVE INTO THE MAISON DE SANG AND NOT RAISE A FEW EYEBROWS.

THE MAISON DE SANG AND NOT RAISE A FEW EYEBROWS. >> "FRINELL"?

A FEW EYEBROWS. >> "FRINELL"? >> "FRINELL."

>> "FRINELL"? >> "FRINELL." IT'S SPELLED JUST LIKE IT

>> "FRINELL." IT'S SPELLED JUST LIKE IT SOUNDS.

IT'S SPELLED JUST LIKE IT SOUNDS. >> YEAH -- F-APOSTROPHE-

SOUNDS. >> YEAH -- F-APOSTROPHE- R-E-S-N-E-L.

>> YEAH -- F-APOSTROPHE- R-E-S-N-E-L. >> IT'S R-- IT'S REALLY NICE TO

R-E-S-N-E-L. >> IT'S R-- IT'S REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> IT'S R-- IT'S REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU. >> WELL, IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET

MEET YOU. >> WELL, IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET THE TWO OF YOU, AS WELL.

>> WELL, IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET THE TWO OF YOU, AS WELL. >> SORRY WE SCREAMED.

THE TWO OF YOU, AS WELL. >> SORRY WE SCREAMED. >> OH, I'M SORRY I SCREAMED.

>> SORRY WE SCREAMED. >> OH, I'M SORRY I SCREAMED. [ BOTH LAUGH ]

>> OH, I'M SORRY I SCREAMED. [ BOTH LAUGH ] >> DID YOU SAY -- UM, DID YOU

[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> DID YOU SAY -- UM, DID YOU SAY "MAISON DE SANG"?

>> DID YOU SAY -- UM, DID YOU SAY "MAISON DE SANG"? >> OH, YEAH, YEAH.

SAY "MAISON DE SANG"? >> OH, YEAH, YEAH. THAT'S WHAT ALL THE LOCALS CALL

>> OH, YEAH, YEAH. THAT'S WHAT ALL THE LOCALS CALL IT.

THAT'S WHAT ALL THE LOCALS CALL IT. YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE NAME WE

IT. YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE NAME WE BEEN USING FOR YEARS AND YEARS

YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE NAME WE BEEN USING FOR YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS, YEAH.

BEEN USING FOR YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS, YEAH. >> OH. WELL, THAT'S COOL.

AND YEARS, YEAH. >> OH. WELL, THAT'S COOL. THIS PLACE HAS A NICKNAME

>> OH. WELL, THAT'S COOL. THIS PLACE HAS A NICKNAME ALREADY.

THIS PLACE HAS A NICKNAME ALREADY. >> [ LAUGHS ]

ALREADY. >> [ LAUGHS ] >> IT'S LIKE "TARA" OR

>> [ LAUGHS ] >> IT'S LIKE "TARA" OR "TWELVE OAKS."

>> IT'S LIKE "TARA" OR "TWELVE OAKS." >> A LITTLE BIT LIKE THAT.

"TWELVE OAKS." >> A LITTLE BIT LIKE THAT. >> WELL, THAT'S --

>> A LITTLE BIT LIKE THAT. >> WELL, THAT'S -- [ Southern accent ] THAT'S VERY

>> WELL, THAT'S -- [ Southern accent ] THAT'S VERY SOUTHERN.

[ Southern accent ] THAT'S VERY SOUTHERN. >> OH, IT IS VERY SOUTHERN.

SOUTHERN. >> OH, IT IS VERY SOUTHERN. [ Southern accent ] WHAT DOES

>> OH, IT IS VERY SOUTHERN. [ Southern accent ] WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

[ Southern accent ] WHAT DOES IT MEAN? >> "HOUSE OF BLOOD."

IT MEAN? >> "HOUSE OF BLOOD." >> H-- WHAT?

>> "HOUSE OF BLOOD." >> H-- WHAT? >> "HOUSE OF BLOOD."

AND, OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, THE CAJUNS -- THEY LIKED TO CALL IT "LE OU LES MORTS NE SOMMEILLENT

CAJUNS -- THEY LIKED TO CALL IT "LE OU LES MORTS NE SOMMEILLENT JAMAIS."

"LE OU LES MORTS NE SOMMEILLENT JAMAIS." >> OH, I LIKE THAT.

JAMAIS." >> OH, I LIKE THAT. >> ISN'T THAT PRETTY?

>> OH, I LIKE THAT. >> ISN'T THAT PRETTY? I LOVE THE SOUND OF THAT.

>> ISN'T THAT PRETTY? I LOVE THE SOUND OF THAT. >> UM, WHAT DOES THAT ONE MEAN?

I LOVE THE SOUND OF THAT. >> UM, WHAT DOES THAT ONE MEAN? >> OH, "PLACE WHERE THE DEAD

>> UM, WHAT DOES THAT ONE MEAN? >> OH, "PLACE WHERE THE DEAD NEVER REST."

>> OH, "PLACE WHERE THE DEAD NEVER REST." >> HM.

NEVER REST." >> HM. >> YEAH.

>> HM. >> YEAH. THEN, OF COURSE, THERE'S ALSO

>> YEAH. THEN, OF COURSE, THERE'S ALSO "CASA PERDIROSA."

THEN, OF COURSE, THERE'S ALSO "CASA PERDIROSA." THAT'S SPANISH FOR "HOUSE OF THE

"CASA PERDIROSA." THAT'S SPANISH FOR "HOUSE OF THE LOST."

THAT'S SPANISH FOR "HOUSE OF THE LOST." >> YEAH.

LOST." >> YEAH. >> AND THEN SOME PEOPLE JUST

>> YEAH. >> AND THEN SOME PEOPLE JUST CALL IT "THE SPOOKY OL' HOUSE

>> AND THEN SOME PEOPLE JUST CALL IT "THE SPOOKY OL' HOUSE ON DOWN THE WAY."

CALL IT "THE SPOOKY OL' HOUSE ON DOWN THE WAY." BUT NOTHIN' FOR Y'ALL TO WORRY

ON DOWN THE WAY." BUT NOTHIN' FOR Y'ALL TO WORRY ABOUT.

BUT NOTHIN' FOR Y'ALL TO WORRY ABOUT. NO, NO, NO.

ABOUT. NO, NO, NO. NOBODY HAS BEEN MURDERED IN THIS

NO, NO, NO. NOBODY HAS BEEN MURDERED IN THIS HOUSE IN A LO-O-O-O-NG TIME.

NOBODY HAS BEEN MURDERED IN THIS HOUSE IN A LO-O-O-O-NG TIME. I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE ANYBODY

HOUSE IN A LO-O-O-O-NG TIME. I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE ANYBODY GOT MURDERED UP IN HERE

I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE ANYBODY GOT MURDERED UP IN HERE YESTERDAY.

GOT MURDERED UP IN HERE YESTERDAY. [ LAUGHS ]

YESTERDAY. [ LAUGHS ] >> [ LAUGHS ]

[ LAUGHS ] >> [ LAUGHS ] WOW. SEE?

>> [ LAUGHS ] WOW. SEE? NOBODY'S BEEN MURDERED HERE FOR

WOW. SEE? NOBODY'S BEEN MURDERED HERE FOR A LONG, LONG, LONG, LONG TIME --

NOBODY'S BEEN MURDERED HERE FOR A LONG, LONG, LONG, LONG TIME -- YEARS, IT SOUNDS LIKE.

A LONG, LONG, LONG, LONG TIME -- YEARS, IT SOUNDS LIKE. >> OH -- OH, I'M SORRY. NO.

YEARS, IT SOUNDS LIKE. >> OH -- OH, I'M SORRY. NO. D-DID I SAY "YEARS"?

>> OH -- OH, I'M SORRY. NO. D-DID I SAY "YEARS"? 'CAUSE IF I DID, I MISSPOKE.

D-DID I SAY "YEARS"? 'CAUSE IF I DID, I MISSPOKE. NO, NO, THERE HAVE BEEN VERY,

'CAUSE IF I DID, I MISSPOKE. NO, NO, THERE HAVE BEEN VERY, VERY RECENT MURDERS.

NO, NO, THERE HAVE BEEN VERY, VERY RECENT MURDERS. >> [ SIGHS ]

VERY RECENT MURDERS. >> [ SIGHS ] >> IT'S JUST THAT, UM, NOT --

>> [ SIGHS ] >> IT'S JUST THAT, UM, NOT -- NOT ANY IN THIS CALENDAR YEAR.

>> IT'S JUST THAT, UM, NOT -- NOT ANY IN THIS CALENDAR YEAR. [ CHUCKLES ]

NOT ANY IN THIS CALENDAR YEAR. [ CHUCKLES ] >> UH, W-WHEN YOU -- BY

[ CHUCKLES ] >> UH, W-WHEN YOU -- BY "CALENDAR YEAR," D-DO YOU MEAN

>> UH, W-WHEN YOU -- BY "CALENDAR YEAR," D-DO YOU MEAN SINCE JANUARY?

"CALENDAR YEAR," D-DO YOU MEAN SINCE JANUARY? >> EXACTLY.

SINCE JANUARY? >> EXACTLY. NOT -- NONE IN THE CALENDAR --

>> EXACTLY. NOT -- NONE IN THE CALENDAR -- IN THIS CALENDAR YEAR.

NOT -- NONE IN THE CALENDAR -- IN THIS CALENDAR YEAR. >> WELL, THAT'S FOUR SOLID

IN THIS CALENDAR YEAR. >> WELL, THAT'S FOUR SOLID MONTHS.

>> WELL, THAT'S FOUR SOLID MONTHS. >> WELL, G-GIVE OR TAKE.

MONTHS. >> WELL, G-GIVE OR TAKE. P-PROBABLY LESS -- PROBABLY MORE

>> WELL, G-GIVE OR TAKE. P-PROBABLY LESS -- PROBABLY MORE LIKE 3 1/2, MAYBE 2 1/2...

P-PROBABLY LESS -- PROBABLY MORE LIKE 3 1/2, MAYBE 2 1/2... I'LL GO LIKE T-TWO MONTHS AND A

LIKE 3 1/2, MAYBE 2 1/2... I'LL GO LIKE T-TWO MONTHS AND A WEEK.

I'LL GO LIKE T-TWO MONTHS AND A WEEK. YEAH.

WEEK. YEAH. B-B-BUT DON'T GET ME WRONG.

YEAH. B-B-BUT DON'T GET ME WRONG. IT'S A GREAT HOUSE.

B-B-BUT DON'T GET ME WRONG. IT'S A GREAT HOUSE. IT'S A FANTA-- IT GOT REALLY

IT'S A GREAT HOUSE. IT'S A FANTA-- IT GOT REALLY GOOD BONES.

IT'S A FANTA-- IT GOT REALLY GOOD BONES. >> YEAH.

GOOD BONES. >> YEAH. >> YEAH.

>> YEAH. >> YEAH. >> YOU MEAN STRUCTURALLY.

>> YEAH. >> YOU MEAN STRUCTURALLY. [ CHUCKLES ] RIGHT?

>> YOU MEAN STRUCTURALLY. [ CHUCKLES ] RIGHT? NOT LIKE THERE'S BONES IN HERE

[ CHUCKLES ] RIGHT? NOT LIKE THERE'S BONES IN HERE SOMEPLACE.

NOT LIKE THERE'S BONES IN HERE SOMEPLACE. [ LAUGHTER ]

SOMEPLACE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> [ Laughing ] SURE.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> [ Laughing ] SURE. SURE, VANESSA, LET'S SAY THAT'S

>> [ Laughing ] SURE. SURE, VANESSA, LET'S SAY THAT'S WHAT I MEANT.

SURE, VANESSA, LET'S SAY THAT'S WHAT I MEANT. >> O...KAY.

>> WELL, I WILL NOW BE ON MY WAY. SO, IF Y'ALL NEED ANYTHING...

WAY. SO, IF Y'ALL NEED ANYTHING... >> OKAY. WE SHOULD --

SO, IF Y'ALL NEED ANYTHING... >> OKAY. WE SHOULD -- >> ...I'LL ALWAYS BE REAL CLOSE

>> OKAY. WE SHOULD -- >> ...I'LL ALWAYS BE REAL CLOSE BY.

>> ...I'LL ALWAYS BE REAL CLOSE BY. GOOD NIGHT TO YOU BOTH.

BY. GOOD NIGHT TO YOU BOTH. >> GOOD NIGHT, F'RESNEL.

GOOD NIGHT TO YOU BOTH. >> GOOD NIGHT, F'RESNEL. >> GOOD NIGHT, NOW.

>> GOOD NIGHT, F'RESNEL. >> GOOD NIGHT, NOW. [ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ]

>> GOOD NIGHT, NOW. [ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ] >> [ SIGHS ]

[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ] >> [ SIGHS ] >> BABY, CAN YOU --

>> [ SIGHS ] >> BABY, CAN YOU -- >> YEAH, YEAH.

>> BABY, CAN YOU -- >> YEAH, YEAH. >> OH, YES!

>> YEAH, YEAH. >> OH, YES! [ BOTH SCREAM ]

>> OH, YES! [ BOTH SCREAM ] I'M SORRY. I APOLOGIZE.

[ BOTH SCREAM ] I'M SORRY. I APOLOGIZE. >> OH, MY GOD! F'RESNEL!

I'M SORRY. I APOLOGIZE. >> OH, MY GOD! F'RESNEL! >> I APOLOGIZE.

>> OH, MY GOD! F'RESNEL! >> I APOLOGIZE. ALMOST HAD THE BABY RIGHT THERE.

>> I APOLOGIZE. ALMOST HAD THE BABY RIGHT THERE. LET ME GET IT. I'M SORRY, Y'ALL.

ALMOST HAD THE BABY RIGHT THERE. LET ME GET IT. I'M SORRY, Y'ALL. IT STICKS ON THE INSIDE.

LET ME GET IT. I'M SORRY, Y'ALL. IT STICKS ON THE INSIDE. YOU GOT TO JIMMY IT A LITTLE

IT STICKS ON THE INSIDE. YOU GOT TO JIMMY IT A LITTLE BIT, BUT IT'S REAL EASY TO GET

YOU GOT TO JIMMY IT A LITTLE BIT, BUT IT'S REAL EASY TO GET OPEN AND CLOSED AND GET ACCESS

BIT, BUT IT'S REAL EASY TO GET OPEN AND CLOSED AND GET ACCESS TO THE HOME AT ANY POINT IN TIME

OPEN AND CLOSED AND GET ACCESS TO THE HOME AT ANY POINT IN TIME DURING THE DAY OR NIGHT THAT YOU

TO THE HOME AT ANY POINT IN TIME DURING THE DAY OR NIGHT THAT YOU WANT, FROM THE OUTSIDE.

DURING THE DAY OR NIGHT THAT YOU WANT, FROM THE OUTSIDE. >> MM-HMM. ALL RIGHT.

WANT, FROM THE OUTSIDE. >> MM-HMM. ALL RIGHT. >> OKAY. THANKS, F'RESNEL.

>> MM-HMM. ALL RIGHT. >> OKAY. THANKS, F'RESNEL. >> GOOD NIGHT TO YOU, NOW.

>> OKAY. THANKS, F'RESNEL. >> GOOD NIGHT TO YOU, NOW. >> THANKS. GOOD NIGHT.

>> GOOD NIGHT TO YOU, NOW. >> THANKS. GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.

>> THANKS. GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT. WE HAVE TO GET A LOCK ON THIS.

GOOD NIGHT. WE HAVE TO GET A LOCK ON THIS. >> I KNOW. I KNOW.

WE HAVE TO GET A LOCK ON THIS. >> I KNOW. I KNOW. >> OKAY?

>> I KNOW. I KNOW. >> OKAY? >> I KNOW.

WHAT THE FUCK?

[ BELLS RINGING ]

[ MEN CHANTING IN LATIN ] >> [ Italian accent ] AND WHILE CONFRONTING THE DEMON THAT WAS

>> [ Italian accent ] AND WHILE CONFRONTING THE DEMON THAT WAS INHABITING THE YOUNG WOMAN'S

CONFRONTING THE DEMON THAT WAS INHABITING THE YOUNG WOMAN'S BODY, FATHER INNOCENTE WAS...

INHABITING THE YOUNG WOMAN'S BODY, FATHER INNOCENTE WAS... >> [ Italian accent ] IMPALED.

BODY, FATHER INNOCENTE WAS... >> [ Italian accent ] IMPALED. >> [ Italian accent ] WITH AN

>> [ Italian accent ] IMPALED. >> [ Italian accent ] WITH AN UMBRELLA.

>> [ Italian accent ] WITH AN UMBRELLA. THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE.

UMBRELLA. THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE. >> NOT A VERY FITTING END FOR

THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE. >> NOT A VERY FITTING END FOR SUCH A FINE MAN OF THE CLOTH --

>> NOT A VERY FITTING END FOR SUCH A FINE MAN OF THE CLOTH -- TO BE STABBED WITH THE POINTY

SUCH A FINE MAN OF THE CLOTH -- TO BE STABBED WITH THE POINTY END OF AN UMBRELLA.

TO BE STABBED WITH THE POINTY END OF AN UMBRELLA. >> YOU KNOW, IT WAS ACTUALLY NOT

END OF AN UMBRELLA. >> YOU KNOW, IT WAS ACTUALLY NOT THE POINTY KIND OF UMBRELLA.

>> YOU KNOW, IT WAS ACTUALLY NOT THE POINTY KIND OF UMBRELLA. IT WAS ACTUALLY ONE OF THOSE

THE POINTY KIND OF UMBRELLA. IT WAS ACTUALLY ONE OF THOSE LITTLE, STUBBY UMBRELLAS.

IT WAS ACTUALLY ONE OF THOSE LITTLE, STUBBY UMBRELLAS. >> IT HAD, LIKE, THE LOGO OF A

LITTLE, STUBBY UMBRELLAS. >> IT HAD, LIKE, THE LOGO OF A LOCAL RADIO STATION ON IT -- ONE

>> IT HAD, LIKE, THE LOGO OF A LOCAL RADIO STATION ON IT -- ONE OF THOSE, YOU KNOW?

LOCAL RADIO STATION ON IT -- ONE OF THOSE, YOU KNOW? >> IT HAD THE FACE OF THIS GUY

OF THOSE, YOU KNOW? >> IT HAD THE FACE OF THIS GUY THEY CALL "THE LOCADOR."

>> IT HAD THE FACE OF THIS GUY THEY CALL "THE LOCADOR." HE'S LIKE A CRAZY LUCHADOR OF

THEY CALL "THE LOCADOR." HE'S LIKE A CRAZY LUCHADOR OF GOOD TIMES, AND HIS FACE WAS ON

HE'S LIKE A CRAZY LUCHADOR OF GOOD TIMES, AND HIS FACE WAS ON THE UMBRELLA.

GOOD TIMES, AND HIS FACE WAS ON THE UMBRELLA. THE UMBRELLA COMES POPPING

THE UMBRELLA. THE UMBRELLA COMES POPPING THROUGH THE CHEST OF

THE UMBRELLA COMES POPPING THROUGH THE CHEST OF FATHER INNOCENTE.

THROUGH THE CHEST OF FATHER INNOCENTE. IT POP OPEN.

FATHER INNOCENTE. IT POP OPEN. HIS HEART...STILL...PUMP...

IT POP OPEN. HIS HEART...STILL...PUMP... FOR...A FEW...BEATS.

HIS HEART...STILL...PUMP... FOR...A FEW...BEATS. BLOOD SPRAYS EVERYWHERE.

FOR...A FEW...BEATS. BLOOD SPRAYS EVERYWHERE. IT WAS...NOT SOMETHING YOU

BLOOD SPRAYS EVERYWHERE. IT WAS...NOT SOMETHING YOU FORGET RIGHT AWAY.

IT WAS...NOT SOMETHING YOU FORGET RIGHT AWAY. >> IT'S ALL IN THE REPORT.

FORGET RIGHT AWAY. >> IT'S ALL IN THE REPORT. >> YES, ABOUT THE REPORT --

>> IT'S ALL IN THE REPORT. >> YES, ABOUT THE REPORT -- UH, THERE IS AN AWFUL LOT OF

>> YES, ABOUT THE REPORT -- UH, THERE IS AN AWFUL LOT OF DETAILS ABOUT THE IMPALING OF

UH, THERE IS AN AWFUL LOT OF DETAILS ABOUT THE IMPALING OF FATHER INNOCENTE...

DETAILS ABOUT THE IMPALING OF FATHER INNOCENTE... >> SI.

FATHER INNOCENTE... >> SI. >> ...WITH THE UMBRELLA.

>> SI. >> ...WITH THE UMBRELLA. >> SI. SI.

>> ...WITH THE UMBRELLA. >> SI. SI. >> NEXT TIME, I DON'T NEED

>> SI. SI. >> NEXT TIME, I DON'T NEED SO MANY DETAILS.

>> NEXT TIME, I DON'T NEED SO MANY DETAILS. >> JUST --

SO MANY DETAILS. >> JUST -- >> YEAH, BROAD STROKES.

>> JUST -- >> YEAH, BROAD STROKES. >> AH, BROAD STROKES.

>> YEAH, BROAD STROKES. >> AH, BROAD STROKES. >> THE GIST.

>> AH, BROAD STROKES. >> THE GIST. >> SI.

>> THE GIST. >> SI. EMINENCE, I MUST TELL YOU THIS.

>> SI. EMINENCE, I MUST TELL YOU THIS. IT WAS PROBABLY...

EMINENCE, I MUST TELL YOU THIS. IT WAS PROBABLY... THE KIND OF UMBRELLA THEY GIVE

IT WAS PROBABLY... THE KIND OF UMBRELLA THEY GIVE YOU IF YOU GO TO, LIKE, AN EVENT

THE KIND OF UMBRELLA THEY GIVE YOU IF YOU GO TO, LIKE, AN EVENT THAT THE RADIO STATION IS

YOU IF YOU GO TO, LIKE, AN EVENT THAT THE RADIO STATION IS HOSTING.

THAT THE RADIO STATION IS HOSTING. >> SCHWAG.

HOSTING. >> SCHWAG. >> AND THIS IS THE THING -- IT

>> SCHWAG. >> AND THIS IS THE THING -- IT POP THROUGH THE CHEST, YOU

>> AND THIS IS THE THING -- IT POP THROUGH THE CHEST, YOU KNOW, LIKE THE DINOSAUR...

POP THROUGH THE CHEST, YOU KNOW, LIKE THE DINOSAUR... THIS ONE.

KNOW, LIKE THE DINOSAUR... THIS ONE. THIS IS HOW IT POP OPEN, AND

THIS ONE. THIS IS HOW IT POP OPEN, AND BLOOD SPRAY EVERYPLACE.

THIS IS HOW IT POP OPEN, AND BLOOD SPRAY EVERYPLACE. IT WAS REALLY, REALLY WEIRD.

BLOOD SPRAY EVERYPLACE. IT WAS REALLY, REALLY WEIRD. >> IT WAS REALLY WEIRD.

IT WAS REALLY, REALLY WEIRD. >> IT WAS REALLY WEIRD. >> SO WEIRD.

>> IT WAS REALLY WEIRD. >> SO WEIRD. [ RUSTLING ]

>> LOOK, BOYS. I KNOW THIS WAS A VERY ROUGH ONE, BUT I MAY HAVE ANOTHER JOB

I KNOW THIS WAS A VERY ROUGH ONE, BUT I MAY HAVE ANOTHER JOB FOR YOU.

ONE, BUT I MAY HAVE ANOTHER JOB FOR YOU. >> WHAT IS THE CASE?

FOR YOU. >> WHAT IS THE CASE? >> IT'S A REAL DOOZY.

>> WHAT IS THE CASE? >> IT'S A REAL DOOZY. YOU'RE ALREADY PLAYING CATCH-UP.

>> IT'S A REAL DOOZY. YOU'RE ALREADY PLAYING CATCH-UP. TAKE A LOOK AT THAT PHOTO.

YOU'RE ALREADY PLAYING CATCH-UP. TAKE A LOOK AT THAT PHOTO. >> [ GASPS ]

TAKE A LOOK AT THAT PHOTO. >> [ GASPS ] >> SO GROSS.

>> [ GASPS ] >> SO GROSS. >> SUPER-GROSS.

>> SO GROSS. >> SUPER-GROSS. >> SUPER-GROSS.

>> SUPER-GROSS. >> SUPER-GROSS. >> THIS IS JUST A PHOTOGRAPH.

>> SUPER-GROSS. >> THIS IS JUST A PHOTOGRAPH. >> SI.

>> THIS IS JUST A PHOTOGRAPH. >> SI. >> YEAH.

>> SI. >> YEAH. IN REAL LIFE, IT'S FAR MORE

>> YEAH. IN REAL LIFE, IT'S FAR MORE HORRIFYING.

IN REAL LIFE, IT'S FAR MORE HORRIFYING. GET YOUR ASSES ON THE CHOPPER.

HORRIFYING. GET YOUR ASSES ON THE CHOPPER. >> WE ARE GOING TO NEED...

GET YOUR ASSES ON THE CHOPPER. >> WE ARE GOING TO NEED... SOME PER DIEM.

>> WE ARE GOING TO NEED... SOME PER DIEM. [ DRAMATIC MUSIC CUE PLAYS ]

SOME PER DIEM. [ DRAMATIC MUSIC CUE PLAYS ] >> YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT ME,

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC CUE PLAYS ] >> YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT ME, RIGHT?

>> YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT ME, RIGHT? I HOPE THAT WASN'T FOR ME,

RIGHT? I HOPE THAT WASN'T FOR ME, BECAUSE --

I HOPE THAT WASN'T FOR ME, BECAUSE -- >> NO, NO!

BECAUSE -- >> NO, NO! >> NO, NO, NO!

>> NO, NO! >> NO, NO, NO! >> I WAS REMINDING MYSELF...

>> NO, NO, NO! >> I WAS REMINDING MYSELF... >> OKAY.

>> I WAS REMINDING MYSELF... >> OKAY. >> ..."GO TO ACCOUNTING.

>> OKAY. >> ..."GO TO ACCOUNTING. WE ARE GOING TO NEED SOME

>> ..."GO TO ACCOUNTING. WE ARE GOING TO NEED SOME PER DIEM."

WE ARE GOING TO NEED SOME PER DIEM." >> LEVEL 4 -- THE GUY DOWN

PER DIEM." >> LEVEL 4 -- THE GUY DOWN BELOW.

>> LEVEL 4 -- THE GUY DOWN BELOW. >> Both: THE HUNCHBACK.

BELOW. >> Both: THE HUNCHBACK. >> YEAH, NEAR THE FINGERS OF

>> Both: THE HUNCHBACK. >> YEAH, NEAR THE FINGERS OF ST. PETER.

>> YEAH, NEAR THE FINGERS OF ST. PETER. [ DISCORDANT PIANO NOTES PLAY ]

ST. PETER. [ DISCORDANT PIANO NOTES PLAY ] [ SHOWER RUNNING ]

[ DISCORDANT PIANO NOTES PLAY ] [ SHOWER RUNNING ] >> YOU KNOW WHAT?

[ SHOWER RUNNING ] >> YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T LET F'RESNEL GET TO YOU,

>> YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T LET F'RESNEL GET TO YOU, EVEN FOR A SECOND.

DON'T LET F'RESNEL GET TO YOU, EVEN FOR A SECOND. LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY --

EVEN FOR A SECOND. LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY -- IF YOU WERE GONNA BUY A LOTTERY

LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY -- IF YOU WERE GONNA BUY A LOTTERY TICKET -- WHICH I KNOW YOU

IF YOU WERE GONNA BUY A LOTTERY TICKET -- WHICH I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T, BECAUSE WE'RE SNOBS --

TICKET -- WHICH I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T, BECAUSE WE'RE SNOBS -- WOULD YOU BUY IT FROM THE SAME,

WOULDN'T, BECAUSE WE'RE SNOBS -- WOULD YOU BUY IT FROM THE SAME, EXACT 7-ELEVEN WHERE THE LAST

WOULD YOU BUY IT FROM THE SAME, EXACT 7-ELEVEN WHERE THE LAST WINNING LOTTERY TICKET WAS SOLD?

EXACT 7-ELEVEN WHERE THE LAST WINNING LOTTERY TICKET WAS SOLD? >> OF COURSE NOT.

WINNING LOTTERY TICKET WAS SOLD? >> OF COURSE NOT. THAT'S LIKE LIGHTNING STRIKING

>> OF COURSE NOT. THAT'S LIKE LIGHTNING STRIKING THE SAME PLACE TWICE.

THAT'S LIKE LIGHTNING STRIKING THE SAME PLACE TWICE. >> YEAH. PRECISELY.

THE SAME PLACE TWICE. >> YEAH. PRECISELY. SO THE FACT THAT THERE HAVE

>> YEAH. PRECISELY. SO THE FACT THAT THERE HAVE BEEN A COUPLE OF MURDERS HERE --

SO THE FACT THAT THERE HAVE BEEN A COUPLE OF MURDERS HERE -- >> SEVERAL.

BEEN A COUPLE OF MURDERS HERE -- >> SEVERAL. >> SEVERAMURDERS -- THE

>> SEVERAL. >> SEVERAMURDERS -- THE CHANCES OF THERE BEING ONE

>> SEVERAMURDERS -- THE CHANCES OF THERE BEING ONE MURDER ARE SO SLIM

CHANCES OF THERE BEING ONE MURDER ARE SO SLIM STATISTICALLY.

MURDER ARE SO SLIM STATISTICALLY. A-A-A COUPLE?

STATISTICALLY. A-A-A COUPLE? I MEAN, IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.

A-A-A COUPLE? I MEAN, IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE. SO ONE MORE? FORGET IT.

I MEAN, IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE. SO ONE MORE? FORGET IT. I THINK YOU'RE SAFER HERE THAN

SO ONE MORE? FORGET IT. I THINK YOU'RE SAFER HERE THAN IN ANY OF THE MURDER-FREE PLACES

I THINK YOU'RE SAFER HERE THAN IN ANY OF THE MURDER-FREE PLACES WE'VE EVER LIVED AT.

YOU COMING TO BED, BABY?

VANESSA?

SWEETIE?

[ KNOB SQUEAKS ]

[ SCRUBBING ] [ RINGTONE PLAYING ]

[ RINGTONE CONTINUES ]

>> HUH.

[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ]

>> Hi, Vanessa. This is Dr. Marsden. I was looking at the latest

This is Dr. Marsden. I was looking at the latest ultrasound, and I have to say,

I was looking at the latest ultrasound, and I have to say, I'm -- well, I'm...not quite

ultrasound, and I have to say, I'm -- well, I'm...not quite sure how to say this.

I'm -- well, I'm...not quite sure how to say this. I-I-I'm horrified -- not just

sure how to say this. I-I-I'm horrified -- not just as a doctor, but as a person.

I-I-I'm horrified -- not just as a doctor, but as a person. You need to come to the office

as a doctor, but as a person. You need to come to the office immediately --

You need to come to the office immediately -- >> [ SNARLS ]

HM.

>> [ CLEARS THROAT ] OH! SHIT!

OH! SHIT! FUCK YOU, LAMP!

SHIT! FUCK YOU, LAMP! >> DON'T TAKE NO SHIT OFF THAT

FUCK YOU, LAMP! >> DON'T TAKE NO SHIT OFF THAT LAMP, JACK.

>> DON'T TAKE NO SHIT OFF THAT LAMP, JACK. >> THANK YOU, SWEETIE.

LAMP, JACK. >> THANK YOU, SWEETIE. >> YOU'RE WELCOME.

>> THANK YOU, SWEETIE. >> YOU'RE WELCOME. OH!

>> YOU'RE WELCOME. OH! HONEY, DON'T FORGET -- MY

OH! HONEY, DON'T FORGET -- MY SISTER'S COMING TO BLESS THE

HONEY, DON'T FORGET -- MY SISTER'S COMING TO BLESS THE HOUSE THIS WEEK.

SISTER'S COMING TO BLESS THE HOUSE THIS WEEK. >> [ SIGHS ]

HOUSE THIS WEEK. >> [ SIGHS ] I DON'T KNOW, BABY.

>> [ SIGHS ] I DON'T KNOW, BABY. THAT STUFF'S, LIKE, A LITTLE TOO

I DON'T KNOW, BABY. THAT STUFF'S, LIKE, A LITTLE TOO "BURNING MAN" FOR ME, YOU KNOW?

THAT STUFF'S, LIKE, A LITTLE TOO "BURNING MAN" FOR ME, YOU KNOW? >> JACK? PLEASE?

"BURNING MAN" FOR ME, YOU KNOW? >> JACK? PLEASE? IT'S SOMETHING THAT SHE WANTS TO

>> JACK? PLEASE? IT'S SOMETHING THAT SHE WANTS TO DO FOR US, OKAY?

IT'S SOMETHING THAT SHE WANTS TO DO FOR US, OKAY? >> OKAY.

DO FOR US, OKAY? >> OKAY. >> PLUS, CURLY BEAR LEFT HER.

>> OKAY. >> PLUS, CURLY BEAR LEFT HER. >> NAVAJO GUY?

>> PLUS, CURLY BEAR LEFT HER. >> NAVAJO GUY? >> MM-HMM.

>> NAVAJO GUY? >> MM-HMM. >> [ SCOFFS ]

>> MM-HMM. >> [ SCOFFS ] >> HE STOLE ALL HER CREDIT CARDS

>> [ SCOFFS ] >> HE STOLE ALL HER CREDIT CARDS AND HER CAR.

>> HE STOLE ALL HER CREDIT CARDS AND HER CAR. >> OH, MY GOD. THAT'S CRAZY.

AND HER CAR. >> OH, MY GOD. THAT'S CRAZY. >> MM-HMM.

>> OH, MY GOD. THAT'S CRAZY. >> MM-HMM. >> MARJORIE HAS CREDIT CARDS?

>> MM-HMM. >> MARJORIE HAS CREDIT CARDS? >> JACK...

>> MARJORIE HAS CREDIT CARDS? >> JACK... >> I DID NOT EXPECT THAT IN A

>> JACK... >> I DID NOT EXPECT THAT IN A MILLION YEARS.

>> I DID NOT EXPECT THAT IN A MILLION YEARS. IT TAKES A LOT TO GET CREDIT

MILLION YEARS. IT TAKES A LOT TO GET CREDIT CARDS.

IT TAKES A LOT TO GET CREDIT CARDS. IT TAKES...CREDIT.

CARDS. IT TAKES...CREDIT. >> BE NICE.

IT TAKES...CREDIT. >> BE NICE. >> WHO KNEW?

>> BE NICE. >> WHO KNEW? >> BE NICE.

>> WHO KNEW? >> BE NICE. AND LET HER DO HER WICCA THING.

>> BE NICE. AND LET HER DO HER WICCA THING. >> UGH. GOD.

AND LET HER DO HER WICCA THING. >> UGH. GOD. [ SPITS ]

>> UGH. GOD. [ SPITS ] [ COUGHS ]

[ SPITS ] [ COUGHS ] VANESSA!

[ COUGHS ] VANESSA! >> YES, DARLING?

VANESSA! >> YES, DARLING? >> WHAT WAS IN THAT DRINK YOU

>> YES, DARLING? >> WHAT WAS IN THAT DRINK YOU JUST GAVE ME?

>> WHAT WAS IN THAT DRINK YOU JUST GAVE ME? >> ICED TEA, DARLING.

>> THAT'S PURE PAINT THINNER, BABY. >> MY BAD.

BABY. >> MY BAD. >> YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME.

>> MY BAD. >> YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME. >> I'M SO SORRY.

>> YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME. >> I'M SO SORRY. >> [ BLOWS ]

>> I'M SO SORRY. >> [ BLOWS ] >> IT'S...PREGNANT-MOMMY BRAIN.

>> [ BLOWS ] >> IT'S...PREGNANT-MOMMY BRAIN. [ CHUCKLES ]

>> IT'S...PREGNANT-MOMMY BRAIN. [ CHUCKLES ] I MUST HAVE MISREAD THE BOTTLE.

[ CHUCKLES ] I MUST HAVE MISREAD THE BOTTLE. >> ARE YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT?

I MUST HAVE MISREAD THE BOTTLE. >> ARE YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT? >> WHAT?

>> ARE YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT? >> WHAT? >> YOU DON'T SEEM ALL RIGHT.

>> WHAT? >> YOU DON'T SEEM ALL RIGHT. YOU SEEM...KIND OF OFF.

>> YOU DON'T SEEM ALL RIGHT. YOU SEEM...KIND OF OFF. >> ME?

YOU SEEM...KIND OF OFF. >> ME? NO.

>> ME? NO. I FEEL GREAT.

NO. I FEEL GREAT. I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER FELT BETTER.

I FEEL GREAT. I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER FELT BETTER. [ SMOOCHES ]

[ BOTH SCREAM ] >> OH! >> [ PANTING ]

>> OH! >> [ PANTING ] >> SORRY ABOUT THAT.

>> [ PANTING ] >> SORRY ABOUT THAT. [ SIGHS ]

>> SORRY ABOUT THAT. [ SIGHS ] BITCHES BE TRIPPIN'!

[ SIGHS ] BITCHES BE TRIPPIN'! [ Laughing ] AM I RIGHT?

BITCHES BE TRIPPIN'! [ Laughing ] AM I RIGHT? THAT'S SOME CRAZY SHIT.

[ Laughing ] AM I RIGHT? THAT'S SOME CRAZY SHIT. [ LAUGHS ]

THAT'S SOME CRAZY SHIT. [ LAUGHS ] I APOLOGIZE, MAN.

[ LAUGHS ] I APOLOGIZE, MAN. I JUST SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF

I APOLOGIZE, MAN. I JUST SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF YOU.

I JUST SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF YOU. >> [ SIGHS ]

YOU. >> [ SIGHS ] >> I JUST WOKE UP IN YOUR

>> [ SIGHS ] >> I JUST WOKE UP IN YOUR CRAWLSPACE, AND I WAS TRYING TO

>> I JUST WOKE UP IN YOUR CRAWLSPACE, AND I WAS TRYING TO TIPTOE THROUGH TO THE BATHROOM

CRAWLSPACE, AND I WAS TRYING TO TIPTOE THROUGH TO THE BATHROOM WITHOUT BEING SEEN, AND, UH...

TIPTOE THROUGH TO THE BATHROOM WITHOUT BEING SEEN, AND, UH... [ CHUCKLES ]

WITHOUT BEING SEEN, AND, UH... [ CHUCKLES ] ...IT WAS TO NO AVAIL.

[ CHUCKLES ] ...IT WAS TO NO AVAIL. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?

...IT WAS TO NO AVAIL. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? [ CHUCKLES ]

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? [ CHUCKLES ] >> [ SIGHS ]

[ CHUCKLES ] >> [ SIGHS ] DID I HEAR YOU CORRECTLY?

>> [ SIGHS ] DID I HEAR YOU CORRECTLY? YOU'RE SLEEPING IN MY

DID I HEAR YOU CORRECTLY? YOU'RE SLEEPING IN MY CRAWLSPACE?

YOU'RE SLEEPING IN MY CRAWLSPACE? >> OH, MY GOODNESS, YES. YES.

CRAWLSPACE? >> OH, MY GOODNESS, YES. YES. >> [ SIGHS ]

>> OH, MY GOODNESS, YES. YES. >> [ SIGHS ] >> HOW CAN I EXPLAIN THIS TO

>> [ SIGHS ] >> HOW CAN I EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU, JACK?

>> HOW CAN I EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU, JACK? YOU KNOW THAT SHAKESPEARE PLAY

YOU, JACK? YOU KNOW THAT SHAKESPEARE PLAY WHERE THE MAN SAYS, "NEITHER A

YOU KNOW THAT SHAKESPEARE PLAY WHERE THE MAN SAYS, "NEITHER A BORROWER NOR A LENDER BE, BUT

WHERE THE MAN SAYS, "NEITHER A BORROWER NOR A LENDER BE, BUT TO...

BORROWER NOR A LENDER BE, BUT TO... Both: THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE."

TO... Both: THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE." >> YEAH.

Both: THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE." >> YEAH. IT'S POLONIUS TO LAERTES.

>> YEAH. IT'S POLONIUS TO LAERTES. "HAMLET" -- ACT 1, SCENE 3.

IT'S POLONIUS TO LAERTES. "HAMLET" -- ACT 1, SCENE 3. >> WELL, COLOR ME IMPRESSED,

"HAMLET" -- ACT 1, SCENE 3. >> WELL, COLOR ME IMPRESSED, JACK WATSON.

>> WELL, COLOR ME IMPRESSED, JACK WATSON. COLOR...

JACK WATSON. COLOR... ME...

COLOR... ME... IM...

ME... IM... PRESSED.

>> HM. [ SIGHS ] [ HOLLOW THUD ]

[ SIGHS ] [ HOLLOW THUD ] [ STOMPS ]

WO-O-O-O-O-W.

[ RUSTLING ] HELLO? WHO'S THERE?

HELLO? WHO'S THERE? [ WATER DRIPS ]

WHO'S THERE? [ WATER DRIPS ] [ CHUCKLES ]

[ WATER DRIPS ] [ CHUCKLES ] [ SIGHS ]

[ BLOWS ]

[ BOX CREAKS ]

OH, MY GOD.

[ DOOR CREAKS ] [ TAPPING ON BOX ] [ SIGHS ]

[ TAPPING ON BOX ] [ SIGHS ] [ SIGHS ]

HEY, VANESSA?! I'M GONNA TAKE A NAP, ALL RIGHT? I'M BEAT.

I'M GONNA TAKE A NAP, ALL RIGHT? I'M BEAT. >> OF COURSE.

I'M BEAT. >> OF COURSE. >> [ SIGHS ]

[ GASPS ] OH -- OH, MY GOD. BABY, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T!

OH -- OH, MY GOD. BABY, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T! OH, MY GOD.

BABY, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T! OH, MY GOD. NO, I CAN'T -- I'M SO SWEATY.

OH, MY GOD. NO, I CAN'T -- I'M SO SWEATY. I'M SO SW--

NO, I CAN'T -- I'M SO SWEATY. I'M SO SW-- OH, MY GOD. YEAH.

I'M SO SW-- OH, MY GOD. YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

OH, MY GOD. YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. D-DO THAT THING.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. D-DO THAT THING. DO THAT THING YOU DID IN CANCúN.

D-DO THAT THING. DO THAT THING YOU DID IN CANCúN. DO THAT --

DO THAT THING YOU DID IN CANCúN. DO THAT -- OW! OW!

DO THAT -- OW! OW! OH, MY GOD!

OW! OW! OH, MY GOD! [ PANTING ]

OH, MY GOD! [ PANTING ] OKA--

[ PANTING ] OKA-- OW, GOD! HEY!

OKA-- OW, GOD! HEY! CAREFUL!

OW, GOD! HEY! CAREFUL! CAREFUL! BABY!

CAREFUL! CAREFUL! BABY! AAH! HONEY!

CAREFUL! BABY! AAH! HONEY! >> [ CACKLING ]

AAH! HONEY! >> [ CACKLING ] >> OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

>> [ CACKLING ] >> OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

>> OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! [ PANTING ]

OH, MY GOD! [ PANTING ] >> HONEY, WHAT'S WRONG?!

[ PANTING ] >> HONEY, WHAT'S WRONG?! OH, MY GOD!

>> HONEY, WHAT'S WRONG?! OH, MY GOD! >> I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

OH, MY GOD! >> I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! >> WHAT DID YOU DO?!

>> I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! >> WHAT DID YOU DO?! >> I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU!

>> WHAT DID YOU DO?! >> I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU! I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU!

>> I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU! I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU! >> YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ME?

I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU! >> YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ME? YOU MEANT TO KILL ME?

>> YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ME? YOU MEANT TO KILL ME? >> [ Panting ] NO, NO.

YOU MEANT TO KILL ME? >> [ Panting ] NO, NO. >> WHY DO YOU HAVE A BONER?!

>> [ Panting ] NO, NO. >> WHY DO YOU HAVE A BONER?! HONEY!

>> WHY DO YOU HAVE A BONER?! HONEY! >> OH, MY GOD! OH, MY --

HONEY! >> OH, MY GOD! OH, MY -- >> WHAT IS GOING ON?!

>> OH, MY GOD! OH, MY -- >> WHAT IS GOING ON?! >> OH, GOD. THIS LOOKS TERRIBLE.

>> WHAT IS GOING ON?! >> OH, GOD. THIS LOOKS TERRIBLE. >> HONEY, WHO IS SHE?

>> OH, GOD. THIS LOOKS TERRIBLE. >> HONEY, WHO IS SHE? >> I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS!

>> HONEY, WHO IS SHE? >> I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS! SHE CREPT UP ON ME.

>> I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS! SHE CREPT UP ON ME. IT WAS HORRIFYING.

SHE CREPT UP ON ME. IT WAS HORRIFYING. >> YOU DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS?

IT WAS HORRIFYING. >> YOU DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS? >> SHE CREPT UP ON ME.

>> YOU DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS? >> SHE CREPT UP ON ME. SHE SNUCK -- I-I DON'T KNOW.

>> SHE CREPT UP ON ME. SHE SNUCK -- I-I DON'T KNOW. I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT HER.

SHE SNUCK -- I-I DON'T KNOW. I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT HER. >> WHAT -- JACK?

I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT HER. >> WHAT -- JACK? >> DON'T, DON'T, DON'T.

>> WHAT -- JACK? >> DON'T, DON'T, DON'T. >> NO, NO, NO.

>> DON'T, DON'T, DON'T. >> NO, NO, NO. WE HAVE TO. WE HAVE TO.

>> NO, NO, NO. WE HAVE TO. WE HAVE TO. WE HAVE TO.

WE HAVE TO. WE HAVE TO. WE HAVE TO. >> SHE'LL BE OKAY.

WE HAVE TO. >> SHE'LL BE OKAY. >> SHE'S NOT OKAY.

>> SHE'LL BE OKAY. >> SHE'S NOT OKAY. >> WHAT?

>> SHE'S NOT OKAY. >> WHAT? >> SHE'S NOT OKAY.

>> WHAT? >> SHE'S NOT OKAY. >> NO. NO, NO. SHE'S NOT DEAD.

>> SHE'S NOT OKAY. >> NO. NO, NO. SHE'S NOT DEAD. >> SHE IS DEAD.

>> NO. NO, NO. SHE'S NOT DEAD. >> SHE IS DEAD. >> SHE'S -- OH, GOD!

>> SHE IS DEAD. >> SHE'S -- OH, GOD! OHH, MY GOD!

>> SHE'S -- OH, GOD! OHH, MY GOD! >> OH, NO.

OHH, MY GOD! >> OH, NO. >> OH, MY GOD.

>> OH, NO. >> OH, MY GOD. >> OH, GOD.

>> OH, MY GOD. >> OH, GOD. >> OH, MY GOD.

>> OH, GOD. >> OH, MY GOD. >> OH, GOD.

>> OH, MY GOD. >> OH, GOD. >> [ PANTING ]

>> OH, GOD. >> [ PANTING ] UH...OKAY.

>> [ PANTING ] UH...OKAY. OKAY.

UH...OKAY. OKAY. [ TELEPHONE CLATTERS ]

OKAY. [ TELEPHONE CLATTERS ] >> NO.

[ TELEPHONE CLATTERS ] >> NO. NO COPS.

>> NO. NO COPS. >> ARE YOU INSANE?!

NO COPS. >> ARE YOU INSANE?! I JUST KILLED SOMEBODY!

>> ARE YOU INSANE?! I JUST KILLED SOMEBODY! >> JESUS CHRIST, JACK.

I JUST KILLED SOMEBODY! >> JESUS CHRIST, JACK. JESUS CHRIST!

>> JESUS CHRIST, JACK. JESUS CHRIST! >> WHEN DID YOU START SMOKING

JESUS CHRIST! >> WHEN DID YOU START SMOKING AGAIN?

>> WHEN DID YOU START SMOKING AGAIN? >> THAT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER.

AGAIN? >> THAT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER. THREE HOURS AGO.

>> THAT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER. THREE HOURS AGO. LET ME THINK, OKAY?

THREE HOURS AGO. LET ME THINK, OKAY? >> [ SIGHS ]

LET ME THINK, OKAY? >> [ SIGHS ] >> THIS WOMAN IS DEAD.

>> [ SIGHS ] >> THIS WOMAN IS DEAD. EVEN IF YOU TELL YOUR SIDE OF

>> THIS WOMAN IS DEAD. EVEN IF YOU TELL YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY, WHO WOULD BELIEVE IT?

EVEN IF YOU TELL YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY, WHO WOULD BELIEVE IT? DO YOU WANT TO BE IN JAIL FOR

THE STORY, WHO WOULD BELIEVE IT? DO YOU WANT TO BE IN JAIL FOR THE FIRST THREE TO FIVE YEARS OF

DO YOU WANT TO BE IN JAIL FOR THE FIRST THREE TO FIVE YEARS OF MY TWINS' LIFE?

THE FIRST THREE TO FIVE YEARS OF MY TWINS' LIFE? >> I'VE GOT TO TELL PEOPLE WHAT

MY TWINS' LIFE? >> I'VE GOT TO TELL PEOPLE WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.

>> OKAY. OKAY. OKAY, BABY. OKAY.

OKAY, BABY. OKAY. WHAT'S THE STORY, JACK?

OKAY. WHAT'S THE STORY, JACK? >> UM...

WHAT'S THE STORY, JACK? >> UM... SHE TRIED TO PERFORM ORAL SEX ON

>> UM... SHE TRIED TO PERFORM ORAL SEX ON ME, AND THEN, UM...

SHE TRIED TO PERFORM ORAL SEX ON ME, AND THEN, UM... AND THEN I BLUDGEONED HER TO

ME, AND THEN, UM... AND THEN I BLUDGEONED HER TO DEATH WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER.

AND THEN I BLUDGEONED HER TO DEATH WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER. HOLY SHIT!

DEATH WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER. HOLY SHIT! OH, MY GOD.

HOLY SHIT! OH, MY GOD. IT SOUNDS LIKE I MOUTH-RAPED

OH, MY GOD. IT SOUNDS LIKE I MOUTH-RAPED SOMEBODY'S GRANDMOTHER AND THEN

IT SOUNDS LIKE I MOUTH-RAPED SOMEBODY'S GRANDMOTHER AND THEN MURDERED HER.

SOMEBODY'S GRANDMOTHER AND THEN MURDERED HER. >> YOU CAN'T GO TO JAIL.

MURDERED HER. >> YOU CAN'T GO TO JAIL. >> LET ME THINK.

>> YOU CAN'T GO TO JAIL. >> LET ME THINK. >> WE HAVE BABIES ON THE WAY.

>> LET ME THINK. >> WE HAVE BABIES ON THE WAY. >> LET ME THINK!

>> WE HAVE BABIES ON THE WAY. >> LET ME THINK! [ PANTING ]

[ RAILING CLANGS ] >> [ GASPS ] >> [ SIGHS ]

>> DIG.

>> OH, SHIT BALLS. >> WHAT? >> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL THE

>> WHAT? >> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL THE CITY BEFORE YOU DIG.

>> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL THE CITY BEFORE YOU DIG. THERE COULD BE GAS LINES

CITY BEFORE YOU DIG. THERE COULD BE GAS LINES ANYWHERE.

THERE COULD BE GAS LINES ANYWHERE. >> THAT'S REAL SMART, JACK.

ANYWHERE. >> THAT'S REAL SMART, JACK. LET'S CALL THE CITY AND TELL

>> THAT'S REAL SMART, JACK. LET'S CALL THE CITY AND TELL THEM PRECISELY WHERE WE'RE

LET'S CALL THE CITY AND TELL THEM PRECISELY WHERE WE'RE GETTING RID OF A CORPSE FROM A

THEM PRECISELY WHERE WE'RE GETTING RID OF A CORPSE FROM A MURDER.

GETTING RID OF A CORPSE FROM A MURDER. [ THUNDER CRASHES ]

MURDER. [ THUNDER CRASHES ] >> THAT'S FAIR.

[ THUNDER CRASHES ] >> THAT'S FAIR. [ DOG GROWLS ]

>> THAT'S FAIR. [ DOG GROWLS ] DID YOU JUST HEAR SOM--

[ DOG GROWLS ] DID YOU JUST HEAR SOM-- >> NO.

DID YOU JUST HEAR SOM-- >> NO. >> I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH MY

>> NO. >> I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH MY QUESTION, AND YOU JUST SAID NO.

>> I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH MY QUESTION, AND YOU JUST SAID NO. >> WELL, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING.

QUESTION, AND YOU JUST SAID NO. >> WELL, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING. AND IF YOU DID HEAR SOMETHING,

>> WELL, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING. AND IF YOU DID HEAR SOMETHING, IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING.

AND IF YOU DID HEAR SOMETHING, IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING. [ DOG GROWLING ]

IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING. [ DOG GROWLING ] >> HOLY SHIT.

[ DOG GROWLING ] >> HOLY SHIT. DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE.

>> HOLY SHIT. DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE. THERE'S A BIG FUCKIN' DOG

DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE. THERE'S A BIG FUCKIN' DOG STARING RIGHT AT YOU.

>> [ SPEAKING DEMONICALLY ]

>> SERIOUSLY?! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW?!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW?! YOU SPEAK BULLMASTIFF?

NOW?! YOU SPEAK BULLMASTIFF? >> ROTTWEILER.

YOU SPEAK BULLMASTIFF? >> ROTTWEILER. [ THUNDER CRASHES ]

>> ROTTWEILER. [ THUNDER CRASHES ] >> [ SCOFFS ]

[ THUNDER CRASHES ] >> [ SCOFFS ] [ SOBBING ]

>> ARE YOU CRYING? >> NO. >> YOU'RE CRYING.

>> NO. >> YOU'RE CRYING. >> I WAS DRY-CRYING 'CAUSE I WAS

>> YOU'RE CRYING. >> I WAS DRY-CRYING 'CAUSE I WAS LAUGHING A LITTLE BIT, TOO.

I WANT YOU TO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST.

>> WILL IT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?

>> YES, IT WILL. [ INHALES SHARPLY ]

>> THEN OKAY.

>> [ GIGGLES ] WELL, A BIG HELLO TO YOU TWO. YOU MUST BE JACK AND VANESSA.

WELL, A BIG HELLO TO YOU TWO. YOU MUST BE JACK AND VANESSA. >> YEAH.

YOU MUST BE JACK AND VANESSA. >> YEAH. >> YEP.

>> YEAH. >> YEP. >> OR DO I HAVE IT THE OTHER WAY

>> YEP. >> OR DO I HAVE IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND?

>> OR DO I HAVE IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND? [ BOTH LAUGH ]

AROUND? [ BOTH LAUGH ] >> JACK -- VANESSA.

[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> JACK -- VANESSA. >> YOU'RE...?

>> JACK -- VANESSA. >> YOU'RE...? >> YES, I'M DR. MARSHALL.

>> YOU'RE...? >> YES, I'M DR. MARSHALL. >> OH!

>> YES, I'M DR. MARSHALL. >> OH! >> I APOLOGIZE FOR THE

>> OH! >> I APOLOGIZE FOR THE LANCE ARMSTRONG OUTFIT.

>> I APOLOGIZE FOR THE LANCE ARMSTRONG OUTFIT. I AM JUST NUTS ABOUT BIKING.

LANCE ARMSTRONG OUTFIT. I AM JUST NUTS ABOUT BIKING. >> AH, US TOO.

I AM JUST NUTS ABOUT BIKING. >> AH, US TOO. >> REALLY?

>> AH, US TOO. >> REALLY? WHAT KIND OF BIKE YOU GOT?

>> REALLY? WHAT KIND OF BIKE YOU GOT? >> UH...

[ LAUGHS ] I'M SORRY. I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID THAT.

I'M SORRY. I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID THAT. WE DON'T HAVE BIKES.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID THAT. WE DON'T HAVE BIKES. >> [ Laughing ] AT ALL.

WE DON'T HAVE BIKES. >> [ Laughing ] AT ALL. >> YEAH.

>> [ Laughing ] AT ALL. >> YEAH. I-I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE NICE.

>> YEAH. I-I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE NICE. >> [ LAUGHS ]

I-I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE NICE. >> [ LAUGHS ] LOOKS LIKE JACK, HERE, MIGHT BE

>> [ LAUGHS ] LOOKS LIKE JACK, HERE, MIGHT BE MR. CUCKOO PANTS, NOT YOU!

LOOKS LIKE JACK, HERE, MIGHT BE MR. CUCKOO PANTS, NOT YOU! [ BOTH LAUGH ]

MR. CUCKOO PANTS, NOT YOU! [ BOTH LAUGH ] [ Laughing ] RIGHT, VANESSA?

[ BOTH LAUGH ] [ Laughing ] RIGHT, VANESSA? >> THAT'S FAIR.

[ Laughing ] RIGHT, VANESSA? >> THAT'S FAIR. [ LAUGHS ]

>> THAT'S FAIR. [ LAUGHS ] >> DOCTOR, YOU CAN VERY CLEARLY

[ LAUGHS ] >> DOCTOR, YOU CAN VERY CLEARLY SEE THE OUTLINE OF YOUR PENIS IN

>> DOCTOR, YOU CAN VERY CLEARLY SEE THE OUTLINE OF YOUR PENIS IN THOSE SHORTS.

SEE THE OUTLINE OF YOUR PENIS IN THOSE SHORTS. BABY, LOOK.

>> YOU ARE 100% RIGHT ABOUT THAT, VANESSA. AND, UH...I WILL CHANGE.

THAT, VANESSA. AND, UH...I WILL CHANGE. AND THEN WE WILL OPEN UP THE

AND, UH...I WILL CHANGE. AND THEN WE WILL OPEN UP THE HOOD AND SEE WHAT'S GUNKING UP

AND THEN WE WILL OPEN UP THE HOOD AND SEE WHAT'S GUNKING UP THE WORKS IN THERE, OKAY?

HOOD AND SEE WHAT'S GUNKING UP THE WORKS IN THERE, OKAY? >> [ LAUGHS ]

THE WORKS IN THERE, OKAY? >> [ LAUGHS ] >> HOW DOES THAT SOUND?

>> [ LAUGHS ] >> HOW DOES THAT SOUND? >> SOUNDS GOOD.

>> HOW DOES THAT SOUND? >> SOUNDS GOOD. >> [ LAUGHS ]

>> SOUNDS GOOD. >> [ LAUGHS ] GET OUT OF THERE, YOU CRAZY

>> [ LAUGHS ] GET OUT OF THERE, YOU CRAZY GREMLINS!

GET OUT OF THERE, YOU CRAZY GREMLINS! >> [ LAUGHS ]

GREMLINS! >> [ LAUGHS ] >> LEAVE THIS NICE LADY ALONE!

>> [ LAUGHS ] >> LEAVE THIS NICE LADY ALONE! [ LAUGHTER ]

>> LEAVE THIS NICE LADY ALONE! [ LAUGHTER ] DON'T WORRY, KID!

[ LAUGHTER ] DON'T WORRY, KID! MOMMY'S NOT GONNA BE CRAZY

DON'T WORRY, KID! MOMMY'S NOT GONNA BE CRAZY FOREVER!

MOMMY'S NOT GONNA BE CRAZY FOREVER! >> OKAY. COME ON.

FOREVER! >> OKAY. COME ON. >> THERE YOU GO.

>> OKAY. COME ON. >> THERE YOU GO. >> OH, THANKS, GUYS.

>> THERE YOU GO. >> OH, THANKS, GUYS. >> [ GROANS ]

>> OH, THANKS, GUYS. >> [ GROANS ] COME ON IN.

>> [ GROANS ] COME ON IN. [ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

COME ON IN. [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] OH. HOLD ON.

[ CELLPHONE RINGING ] OH. HOLD ON. UH, I'LL BE RIGHT IN, OKAY?

OH. HOLD ON. UH, I'LL BE RIGHT IN, OKAY? SORRY.

UH, I'LL BE RIGHT IN, OKAY? SORRY. [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

SORRY. [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] HELLO?

[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] HELLO? >> Jack, my main man.

HELLO? >> Jack, my main man. UM, THERE ARE TWO POLICE

>> Jack, my main man. UM, THERE ARE TWO POLICE OFFICERS RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW,

UM, THERE ARE TWO POLICE OFFICERS RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, IN YOUR HOME.

OFFICERS RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, IN YOUR HOME. [ CHUCKLES ]

IN YOUR HOME. [ CHUCKLES ] AND THEY SEEM REALLY ANXIOUS TO

[ CHUCKLES ] AND THEY SEEM REALLY ANXIOUS TO SPEAK TO YOU.

AND THEY SEEM REALLY ANXIOUS TO SPEAK TO YOU. >> I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

SPEAK TO YOU. >> I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. >> OH, INTERESTING.

>> I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. >> OH, INTERESTING. THAT'S INTERESTING THAT YOU

>> OH, INTERESTING. THAT'S INTERESTING THAT YOU WOULD SAY THAT.

THAT'S INTERESTING THAT YOU WOULD SAY THAT. I'M NO EXPERT, BUT THAT SOUNDS

WOULD SAY THAT. I'M NO EXPERT, BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE the kind of thing that a

I'M NO EXPERT, BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE the kind of thing that a guilty person would say.

LIKE the kind of thing that a guilty person would say. [ CHUCKLES ]

guilty person would say. [ CHUCKLES ] >> WELL, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING,

[ CHUCKLES ] >> WELL, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, OKAY?

>> WELL, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, OKAY? INNOCENT PEOPLE SAY THAT, TOO.

OKAY? INNOCENT PEOPLE SAY THAT, TOO. >> Yep. I'm sure they do.

INNOCENT PEOPLE SAY THAT, TOO. >> Yep. I'm sure they do. Mm-hmm.

>> Yep. I'm sure they do. Mm-hmm. >> WAIT -- HOW DID THEY FIND

Mm-hmm. >> WAIT -- HOW DID THEY FIND YOU?

>> WAIT -- HOW DID THEY FIND YOU? >> OH, UH...

YOU? >> OH, UH... [ CHUCKLES ]

>> OH, UH... [ CHUCKLES ] LONG STORY -- THEY KNOCKED ON

[ CHUCKLES ] LONG STORY -- THEY KNOCKED ON THE DOOR, AND THEN I ANSWERED

LONG STORY -- THEY KNOCKED ON THE DOOR, AND THEN I ANSWERED IT.

THE DOOR, AND THEN I ANSWERED IT. >> At my house?

IT. >> At my house? >> YEAH. OH, YEAH.

>> At my house? >> YEAH. OH, YEAH. I JUST POPPED IN FOR A SHOWER.

>> YEAH. OH, YEAH. I JUST POPPED IN FOR A SHOWER. NO BIG DEAL.

I JUST POPPED IN FOR A SHOWER. NO BIG DEAL. >> LISTEN, LISTEN.

NO BIG DEAL. >> LISTEN, LISTEN. FOR NOW, JUST GET RID OF THE

>> LISTEN, LISTEN. FOR NOW, JUST GET RID OF THE COPS FOR NOW, OKAY, PLEASE?

FOR NOW, JUST GET RID OF THE COPS FOR NOW, OKAY, PLEASE? >> I-I THINK THEY WANT TO TALK

COPS FOR NOW, OKAY, PLEASE? >> I-I THINK THEY WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MRS. NUSSBAUM.

>> I-I THINK THEY WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MRS. NUSSBAUM. >> CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS ON

TO YOU ABOUT MRS. NUSSBAUM. >> CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW, F'RESNEL?

>> CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW, F'RESNEL? GET RID OF THE COPS, PLEASE.

THE PHONE RIGHT NOW, F'RESNEL? GET RID OF THE COPS, PLEASE. I'M BEGGING YOU.

GET RID OF THE COPS, PLEASE. I'M BEGGING YOU. >> OKAY.

I'M BEGGING YOU. >> OKAY. WELL, CONSIDER IT DONE, MY

>> OKAY. WELL, CONSIDER IT DONE, MY WHITE BROTHER.

WELL, CONSIDER IT DONE, MY WHITE BROTHER. Much love.

WHITE BROTHER. Much love. >> [ LAUGHS ]

Much love. >> [ LAUGHS ] [ Laughing ] YOU ARE A RIOT.

>> [ LAUGHS ] [ Laughing ] YOU ARE A RIOT. THANK YOU SO MUCH, DOCTOR.

[ Laughing ] YOU ARE A RIOT. THANK YOU SO MUCH, DOCTOR. I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH WE

THANK YOU SO MUCH, DOCTOR. I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH WE APPRECIATE IT.

I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH WE APPRECIATE IT. THANKS.

APPRECIATE IT. THANKS. [ SIGHS DEEPLY ]

THANKS. [ SIGHS DEEPLY ] >> THAT WAS FAST.

[ SIGHS DEEPLY ] >> THAT WAS FAST. WHAT'D HE SAY?

>> THAT WAS FAST. WHAT'D HE SAY? >> THAT I'M 100% FINE.

WHAT'D HE SAY? >> THAT I'M 100% FINE. [ LAUGHS ]

>> THAT I'M 100% FINE. [ LAUGHS ] I'M JUST STRESSED OUT ABOUT THE

[ LAUGHS ] I'M JUST STRESSED OUT ABOUT THE BABIES.

I'M JUST STRESSED OUT ABOUT THE BABIES. HE EVEN WROTE ME A PRESCRIPTION

BABIES. HE EVEN WROTE ME A PRESCRIPTION FOR VALIUM.

HE EVEN WROTE ME A PRESCRIPTION FOR VALIUM. >> [ CHUCKLES ]

FOR VALIUM. >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> ISN'T IT GREAT?

>> [ CHUCKLES ] >> ISN'T IT GREAT? >> WHAT?

>> ISN'T IT GREAT? >> WHAT? >> YEAH.

>> WHAT? >> YEAH. >> WAIT.

>> YEAH. >> WAIT. HE ACTUALLY SAID "100% FINE,"

>> WAIT. HE ACTUALLY SAID "100% FINE," AND THEN HE WROTE YOU A

HE ACTUALLY SAID "100% FINE," AND THEN HE WROTE YOU A PRESCRIPTION FOR VALIUM EVEN

AND THEN HE WROTE YOU A PRESCRIPTION FOR VALIUM EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE EIGHT MONTHS

PRESCRIPTION FOR VALIUM EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT WITH TWINS?

THOUGH YOU'RE EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT WITH TWINS? >> YEP.

>> WOW. I'M -- I-I'M JUST STUNNED. THAT'S ALL.

I'M -- I-I'M JUST STUNNED. THAT'S ALL. I ALMOST DON'T BELIEVE IT.

>> OH. WELL, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, THEN...

WELL, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, THEN... W-WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK HIM?

THEN... W-WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK HIM? >> LET ME JUST TALK TO HIM REAL

W-WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK HIM? >> LET ME JUST TALK TO HIM REAL QUICK, OKAY?

>> LET ME JUST TALK TO HIM REAL QUICK, OKAY? I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> IF... >> [ SIGHS ] >> [ Voice breaking ] IF YOU

>> [ SIGHS ] >> [ Voice breaking ] IF YOU DON'T TRUST ME...

>> [ Voice breaking ] IF YOU DON'T TRUST ME... AS A MOTHER...

>> NO, NO. >> I'M THE MOTHER OF YOUR UNBORN BABIES, BUT NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,

>> I'M THE MOTHER OF YOUR UNBORN BABIES, BUT NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

BABIES, BUT NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I WANT YOU TO GO ASK.

>> I'M SORRY. >> NO! GO AHEAD! I WANT YOU TO ASK HIM, 'CAUSE I

>> NO! GO AHEAD! I WANT YOU TO ASK HIM, 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME AND TALK

I WANT YOU TO ASK HIM, 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME AND TALK ABOUT THIS.

DON'T WANT TO GO HOME AND TALK ABOUT THIS. >> I TRUST YOU. I TRUST YOU.

ABOUT THIS. >> I TRUST YOU. I TRUST YOU. I DO.

>> I TRUST YOU. I TRUST YOU. I DO. I DO. I'M SORRY.

I DO. I DO. I'M SORRY. I JUST DIDN'T TRUST HIM.

I DO. I'M SORRY. I JUST DIDN'T TRUST HIM. YOU KNOW?

I JUST DIDN'T TRUST HIM. YOU KNOW? COME ON.

YOU KNOW? COME ON. LET'S GET YOU SOME VALIUM, HUH?

COME ON. LET'S GET YOU SOME VALIUM, HUH? LET'S GET YOU ALL VALIUMED UP.

LET'S GET YOU SOME VALIUM, HUH? LET'S GET YOU ALL VALIUMED UP. >> [ SNIFFLES ]

LET'S GET YOU ALL VALIUMED UP. >> [ SNIFFLES ] >> ALL RIGHT?

>> [ SNIFFLES ] >> ALL RIGHT? >> YOU'RE THE BEST.

>> [ Sputtering ] HELP.

[ ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> EXCUSE ME? EXCUSE ME, FATHERS? EXCUSE ME. HI.

EXCUSE ME, FATHERS? EXCUSE ME. HI. I HATE TO BE A PEST, BUT

EXCUSE ME. HI. I HATE TO BE A PEST, BUT LOUISIANA HAS SOME PRETTY STICKY

I HATE TO BE A PEST, BUT LOUISIANA HAS SOME PRETTY STICKY CLEAN-INDOOR-AIR LAWS, AND YOU

LOUISIANA HAS SOME PRETTY STICKY CLEAN-INDOOR-AIR LAWS, AND YOU GUYS ARE IN MAJOR VIOLATION OF

CLEAN-INDOOR-AIR LAWS, AND YOU GUYS ARE IN MAJOR VIOLATION OF THEM RIGHT NOW.

GUYS ARE IN MAJOR VIOLATION OF THEM RIGHT NOW. SO IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND TAKING

THEM RIGHT NOW. SO IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND TAKING THE CIGARETTES OUT OF DOORS...

>> IF WE, UH, RAP THIS UP IN TIME, I KIND OF WANT TO CHECK OUT THE FRENCH QUARTER, HUH?

TIME, I KIND OF WANT TO CHECK OUT THE FRENCH QUARTER, HUH? >> IS THIS THE PLACE WHERE THE

OUT THE FRENCH QUARTER, HUH? >> IS THIS THE PLACE WHERE THE GIRLS FLASH THEIR BOOBIES?

>> IS THIS THE PLACE WHERE THE GIRLS FLASH THEIR BOOBIES? >> IT'S THE VIEUX CARRé.

GIRLS FLASH THEIR BOOBIES? >> IT'S THE VIEUX CARRé. IT'S THE ORIGINAL CITY --

>> IT'S THE VIEUX CARRé. IT'S THE ORIGINAL CITY -- FOUNDED IN 1718.

IT'S THE ORIGINAL CITY -- FOUNDED IN 1718. IT'S 78 SQUARE BLOCKS THAT ARE

FOUNDED IN 1718. IT'S 78 SQUARE BLOCKS THAT ARE ALL PROTECTED NATIONAL HISTORIC

IT'S 78 SQUARE BLOCKS THAT ARE ALL PROTECTED NATIONAL HISTORIC LANDMARKS.

ALL PROTECTED NATIONAL HISTORIC LANDMARKS. IT'S AN AREA STEEPED IN THE

LANDMARKS. IT'S AN AREA STEEPED IN THE HISTORY OF THE SPANISH AND THE

IT'S AN AREA STEEPED IN THE HISTORY OF THE SPANISH AND THE FRENCH AND THE CIVIL WAR.

HISTORY OF THE SPANISH AND THE FRENCH AND THE CIVIL WAR. >> BUT IT IS ALSO THE PLACE

FRENCH AND THE CIVIL WAR. >> BUT IT IS ALSO THE PLACE WHERE THE GIRLS FLASH THEIR

>> BUT IT IS ALSO THE PLACE WHERE THE GIRLS FLASH THEIR BOOBIES, SI?

WHERE THE GIRLS FLASH THEIR BOOBIES, SI? >> SI.

BOOBIES, SI? >> SI. COLLEGE GIRLS, TAKING THEIR

>> SI. COLLEGE GIRLS, TAKING THEIR PERKY, BRAND-NEW BOOBS OUT FOR A

COLLEGE GIRLS, TAKING THEIR PERKY, BRAND-NEW BOOBS OUT FOR A LITTLE, UH, VICTORY LAP.

PERKY, BRAND-NEW BOOBS OUT FOR A LITTLE, UH, VICTORY LAP. THE SWEAT OF THEIR YOUNG BOSOM

LITTLE, UH, VICTORY LAP. THE SWEAT OF THEIR YOUNG BOSOM MIXING WITH JAGERMEISTER AND

THE SWEAT OF THEIR YOUNG BOSOM MIXING WITH JAGERMEISTER AND THE HUMIDITY OF THE BAYOU,

MIXING WITH JAGERMEISTER AND THE HUMIDITY OF THE BAYOU, JIGGLING FOR FOOL'S GOLD.

THE HUMIDITY OF THE BAYOU, JIGGLING FOR FOOL'S GOLD. >> PLEASE, MY FRIEND.

JIGGLING FOR FOOL'S GOLD. >> PLEASE, MY FRIEND. YOU HAD ME AT "PERKY, NEW

>> PLEASE, MY FRIEND. YOU HAD ME AT "PERKY, NEW BOOBS."

YOU HAD ME AT "PERKY, NEW BOOBS." >> MM.

>> OH! FUCK! [ SIGHS ]

FUCK! [ SIGHS ] >> I TOLD YOU -- LET THAT THING

[ SIGHS ] >> I TOLD YOU -- LET THAT THING BE.

>> I TOLD YOU -- LET THAT THING BE. [ DOG GROWLING ]

>> IS THAT DOG BACK AGAIN? I DO NOT LIKE THAT THING CREEPING AROUND HERE.

>> I THINK IT'S KIND OF CUTE. >> I'M GONNA BUY A GUN. THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS NUTS.

>> I'M GONNA BUY A GUN. THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS NUTS. >> SMART, JACK -- MOVE TO THE

THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS NUTS. >> SMART, JACK -- MOVE TO THE GHETTO AND BRING ANOTHER GUN IN.

>> SMART, JACK -- MOVE TO THE GHETTO AND BRING ANOTHER GUN IN. YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR NPR TOTE

GHETTO AND BRING ANOTHER GUN IN. YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR NPR TOTE BAG TAKEN AWAY FOR COMMENTS LIKE

YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR NPR TOTE BAG TAKEN AWAY FOR COMMENTS LIKE THAT.

BAG TAKEN AWAY FOR COMMENTS LIKE THAT. >> MORNING, Y'ALL.

THAT. >> MORNING, Y'ALL. >> [ GASPS ]

>> MORNING, Y'ALL. >> [ GASPS ] >> HI, F'RESNEL.

>> [ GASPS ] >> HI, F'RESNEL. >> HOW YOU DOIN'?

>> HI, F'RESNEL. >> HOW YOU DOIN'? [ POUNDING ON DOOR ]

>> JACK WATSON? NEW ORLEANS PARISH POLICE. >> HI. UH, YEAH.

NEW ORLEANS PARISH POLICE. >> HI. UH, YEAH. YEAH, I'M JACK WATSON.

>> HI. UH, YEAH. YEAH, I'M JACK WATSON. I'M SORRY.

YEAH, I'M JACK WATSON. I'M SORRY. HAVE I, UH, DONE ANYTHING WRONG?

I'M SORRY. HAVE I, UH, DONE ANYTHING WRONG? >> YOU TELL US, BOY GENIUS.

HAVE I, UH, DONE ANYTHING WRONG? >> YOU TELL US, BOY GENIUS. YOU...TELL US.

>> YOU TELL US, BOY GENIUS. YOU...TELL US. >> YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THE

YOU...TELL US. >> YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THE WHEREABOUTS OF ONE

>> YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THE WHEREABOUTS OF ONE MISS ELAINE NUSSBAUM?

WHEREABOUTS OF ONE MISS ELAINE NUSSBAUM? >> ABOUT 90 YEARS OLD, 5'9",

MISS ELAINE NUSSBAUM? >> ABOUT 90 YEARS OLD, 5'9", MISSING A COUPLE TEETH.

>> ABOUT 90 YEARS OLD, 5'9", MISSING A COUPLE TEETH. >> NOPE. NO, I DON'T.

MISSING A COUPLE TEETH. >> NOPE. NO, I DON'T. >> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> NOPE. NO, I DON'T. >> [ CHUCKLES ] REALLY?

>> [ CHUCKLES ] REALLY? >> HAS SOMETHING HAPPENED TO

REALLY? >> HAS SOMETHING HAPPENED TO HER?

>> YOU TELL US. >> I-- >> IS -- IS THAT A "YES"?

>> I-- >> IS -- IS THAT A "YES"? >> YOU TELL US.

>> IS -- IS THAT A "YES"? >> YOU TELL US. >> TELL US.

>> YOU TELL US. >> TELL US. >> I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT

>> TELL US. >> I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HER.

>> I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HER. LISTEN, IF YOU'RE GONNA ASK US

HER. LISTEN, IF YOU'RE GONNA ASK US QUESTIONS, SHOULD WE GET A

LISTEN, IF YOU'RE GONNA ASK US QUESTIONS, SHOULD WE GET A LAWYER?

QUESTIONS, SHOULD WE GET A LAWYER? >> IF YOU'RE GUILTY, YOU

LAWYER? >> IF YOU'RE GUILTY, YOU ABSOLUTELY SHOULD.

>> IF YOU'RE GUILTY, YOU ABSOLUTELY SHOULD. ABSOLUTELY.

ABSOLUTELY SHOULD. ABSOLUTELY. DON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD...

ABSOLUTELY. DON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD... IF YOU'RE GUILTY.

DON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD... IF YOU'RE GUILTY. >> SO...

IF YOU'RE GUILTY. >> SO... ARE YOU?

>> SO... ARE YOU? ARE YOU GUILTY, SHAKESPEARE?

ARE YOU? ARE YOU GUILTY, SHAKESPEARE? >> ARE YA, EINSTEIN?

ARE YOU GUILTY, SHAKESPEARE? >> ARE YA, EINSTEIN? HMM?

>> ARE YA, EINSTEIN? HMM? >> LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION,

HMM? >> LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, BRAINIAC.

>> LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, BRAINIAC. >> [ SIGHS ]

BRAINIAC. >> [ SIGHS ] >> WHAT DID YOU DO THAT MAKES

>> [ SIGHS ] >> WHAT DID YOU DO THAT MAKES YOU NERVOUS?

>> WHAT DID YOU DO THAT MAKES YOU NERVOUS? WHAT'D YOU DO, BOOKWORM?

YOU NERVOUS? WHAT'D YOU DO, BOOKWORM? >> NOTHING!

WHAT'D YOU DO, BOOKWORM? >> NOTHING! I--

>> NOTHING! I-- I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

I-- I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. >> WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A WALK

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. >> WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A WALK WITH US, CASANOVA?

>> WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A WALK WITH US, CASANOVA? >> WAIT. I'M SORRY.

WITH US, CASANOVA? >> WAIT. I'M SORRY. I'M CONFUSED.

>> WAIT. I'M SORRY. I'M CONFUSED. >> YEAH.

I'M CONFUSED. >> YEAH. >> UH, AM I STILL CASANOVA?

>> YEAH. >> UH, AM I STILL CASANOVA? BECAUSE UP UNTIL NOW, ALL THE

>> UH, AM I STILL CASANOVA? BECAUSE UP UNTIL NOW, ALL THE NICKNAMES HAVE BEEN

BECAUSE UP UNTIL NOW, ALL THE NICKNAMES HAVE BEEN SMART-GUY-RELATED, AND THAT'S

NICKNAMES HAVE BEEN SMART-GUY-RELATED, AND THAT'S MORE LIKE...LOVER BOY.

SMART-GUY-RELATED, AND THAT'S MORE LIKE...LOVER BOY. >> YES, CASANOVA'S ALSO YOU.

MORE LIKE...LOVER BOY. >> YES, CASANOVA'S ALSO YOU. I WAS TRYING TO COME UP WITH

>> YES, CASANOVA'S ALSO YOU. I WAS TRYING TO COME UP WITH ANOTHER SMART GUY, AND I JUST

I WAS TRYING TO COME UP WITH ANOTHER SMART GUY, AND I JUST BLANKED.

ANOTHER SMART GUY, AND I JUST BLANKED. I'M SORRY.

BLANKED. I'M SORRY. >> SHOULD HAVE SAID

I'M SORRY. >> SHOULD HAVE SAID STEPHEN HAWKING.

>> SHOULD HAVE SAID STEPHEN HAWKING. >> SH-- YOU --

STEPHEN HAWKING. >> SH-- YOU -- >> WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A WALK

>> SH-- YOU -- >> WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A WALK WITH US, MOLIèRE?

>> WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A WALK WITH US, MOLIèRE? >> NICE.

WITH US, MOLIèRE? >> NICE. [ FLIES BUZZING ]

>> SO... [ CLEARS THROAT ] HAVEN'T SEEN MISS NUSSBAUM IN A

[ CLEARS THROAT ] HAVEN'T SEEN MISS NUSSBAUM IN A WHILE.

HAVEN'T SEEN MISS NUSSBAUM IN A WHILE. I'M WONDERING HOW YOU'D EXPLAIN

WHILE. I'M WONDERING HOW YOU'D EXPLAIN THIS.

I'M WONDERING HOW YOU'D EXPLAIN THIS. >> [ GASPS ]

>> [ CACKLING ] >> OH, MY GOD! >> SHE JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK

>> OH, MY GOD! >> SHE JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU.

>> SHE JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU. >> W-WHY -- I DIDN'T --

YOU. >> W-WHY -- I DIDN'T -- WHY DOES SHE WANT TO SAY THANK

>> W-WHY -- I DIDN'T -- WHY DOES SHE WANT TO SAY THANK YOU?

WHY DOES SHE WANT TO SAY THANK YOU? >> ACCORDING TO HER, SHE GOT

YOU? >> ACCORDING TO HER, SHE GOT LOST WHEN SHE WAS SLEEPWALKING.

>> ACCORDING TO HER, SHE GOT LOST WHEN SHE WAS SLEEPWALKING. YOU FOUND HER, PUT HER DOWN FOR

LOST WHEN SHE WAS SLEEPWALKING. YOU FOUND HER, PUT HER DOWN FOR A NAP, AND NOW SHE FEELS FINE.

YOU FOUND HER, PUT HER DOWN FOR A NAP, AND NOW SHE FEELS FINE. >> I FEEL FINE!

A NAP, AND NOW SHE FEELS FINE. >> I FEEL FINE! >> AH.

>> I FEEL FINE! >> AH. >> [ CLAPPING ]

>> AH. >> [ CLAPPING ] >> SHE LIVES, UH, DOWN AT THE

>> [ CLAPPING ] >> SHE LIVES, UH, DOWN AT THE NURSING HOME DOWN THE BLOCK.

>> SHE LIVES, UH, DOWN AT THE NURSING HOME DOWN THE BLOCK. SHE, YOU KNOW, GETS OUT ALL THE

NURSING HOME DOWN THE BLOCK. SHE, YOU KNOW, GETS OUT ALL THE TIME.

SHE, YOU KNOW, GETS OUT ALL THE TIME. >> I thought you checked her

TIME. >> I thought you checked her pulse.

>> I thought you checked her pulse. >> I did check her pulse.

pulse. >> I did check her pulse. >> LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY WANTS TO

>> I did check her pulse. >> LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY WANTS TO GIVE YOU A HUG.

>> LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY WANTS TO GIVE YOU A HUG. >> [ CHUCKLES ] NO.

GIVE YOU A HUG. >> [ CHUCKLES ] NO. >> IT IS OUR DUTY TO LEGALLY

>> [ CHUCKLES ] NO. >> IT IS OUR DUTY TO LEGALLY ENFORCE THAT HUG.

>> IT IS OUR DUTY TO LEGALLY ENFORCE THAT HUG. >> [ CHUCKLES ]

ENFORCE THAT HUG. >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> I'M...PRETTY SURE YOU CAN'T

>> [ CHUCKLES ] >> I'M...PRETTY SURE YOU CAN'T LEGALLY ENFORCE A HUG.

>> I'M...PRETTY SURE YOU CAN'T LEGALLY ENFORCE A HUG. >> JUST SUCK IT UP.

LEGALLY ENFORCE A HUG. >> JUST SUCK IT UP. GIVE HER A HUG.

>> JUST SUCK IT UP. GIVE HER A HUG. >> Honey, do it.

GIVE HER A HUG. >> Honey, do it. You have to do it.

>> Honey, do it. You have to do it. >> JUST HUG THE BITCH, CHAMP.

You have to do it. >> JUST HUG THE BITCH, CHAMP. >> Guys, listen, listen, listen.

>> JUST HUG THE BITCH, CHAMP. >> Guys, listen, listen, listen. I don't want to hug her, okay?

>> Guys, listen, listen, listen. I don't want to hug her, okay? Please -- I don't want to hug

I don't want to hug her, okay? Please -- I don't want to hug her.

Please -- I don't want to hug her. She's old.

her. She's old. >> HEY!

She's old. >> HEY! THAT IS SOMEONE'S

>> HEY! THAT IS SOMEONE'S GREAT-GRANDMOTHER YOU'RE

THAT IS SOMEONE'S GREAT-GRANDMOTHER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

GREAT-GRANDMOTHER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. >> DON'T --

TALKING ABOUT. >> DON'T -- OKAY! OKAY! OKAY?

>> DON'T -- OKAY! OKAY! OKAY? I'LL HUG HER. I'LL HUG HER.

OKAY! OKAY! OKAY? I'LL HUG HER. I'LL HUG HER. >> [ PANTING ]

I'LL HUG HER. I'LL HUG HER. >> [ PANTING ] >> I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE OKAY,

>> [ PANTING ] >> I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE OKAY, MRS. NUSSBAUM.

>> I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE OKAY, MRS. NUSSBAUM. OKAY.

MRS. NUSSBAUM. OKAY. ALL RIGHT?

OKAY. ALL RIGHT? GREAT. GREAT.

ALL RIGHT? GREAT. GREAT. OKAY.

GREAT. GREAT. OKAY. OKAY, GREAT.

OKAY. OKAY, GREAT. >> [ GRUNTING ]

OKAY, GREAT. >> [ GRUNTING ] >> GUYS?

>> [ GRUNTING ] >> GUYS? >> ACT LIKE A LADY,

>> GUYS? >> ACT LIKE A LADY, MRS. NUSSBAUM.

>> ACT LIKE A LADY, MRS. NUSSBAUM. >> [ CACKLING ]

MRS. NUSSBAUM. >> [ CACKLING ] >> I NEED A LITTLE HELP!

>> [ CACKLING ] >> I NEED A LITTLE HELP! SHE'S REALLY STRONG!

>> I NEED A LITTLE HELP! SHE'S REALLY STRONG! >> ACT LIKE A LADY!

SHE'S REALLY STRONG! >> ACT LIKE A LADY! >> PLEASE, HELP ME!

>> ACT LIKE A LADY! >> PLEASE, HELP ME! >> [ CACKLING ]

>> PLEASE, HELP ME! >> [ CACKLING ] >> BE A LADY, MRS. NUSSBAUM!

>> [ CACKLING ] >> BE A LADY, MRS. NUSSBAUM! >> SHE'S GOT A FINGER IN MY ASS!

>> BE A LADY, MRS. NUSSBAUM! >> SHE'S GOT A FINGER IN MY ASS! SHE'S GOT A FINGER IN MY ASS,

>> SHE'S GOT A FINGER IN MY ASS! SHE'S GOT A FINGER IN MY ASS, AND IT HURTS SO BAD!

SHE'S GOT A FINGER IN MY ASS, AND IT HURTS SO BAD! >> BAD GRANDMA!

AND IT HURTS SO BAD! >> BAD GRANDMA! [ TASER ZAPS ]

>> BAD GRANDMA! [ TASER ZAPS ] >> GOTCHA!

[ TASER ZAPS ] >> GOTCHA! >> AAH! OH!

>> GOTCHA! >> AAH! OH! >> GEEZ!

>> AAH! OH! >> GEEZ! >> AAH!

>> GEEZ! >> AAH! >> STILL GOT IT.

>> AAH! >> STILL GOT IT. >> OH, HER NAILS ARE SO SHARP!

>> STILL GOT IT. >> OH, HER NAILS ARE SO SHARP! >> YOU OKAY?

>> OH, HER NAILS ARE SO SHARP! >> YOU OKAY? >> I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.

>> YOU OKAY? >> I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. THAT WAS GROSS.

>> I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. THAT WAS GROSS. >> IS SHE ALIVE?

THAT WAS GROSS. >> IS SHE ALIVE? >> YEAH. YEAH, YEAH.

>> IS SHE ALIVE? >> YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. SHE'LL BE FINE.

>> YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. SHE'LL BE FINE. THE FUCKIN' CITY TURNED DOWN THE

SHE'LL BE FINE. THE FUCKIN' CITY TURNED DOWN THE POWER ON THESE BABIES A COUPLE

THE FUCKIN' CITY TURNED DOWN THE POWER ON THESE BABIES A COUPLE YEARS AGO TO SAVE MONEY.

POWER ON THESE BABIES A COUPLE YEARS AGO TO SAVE MONEY. THESE THINGS COULDN'T KILL

YEARS AGO TO SAVE MONEY. THESE THINGS COULDN'T KILL ANYBODY.

THESE THINGS COULDN'T KILL ANYBODY. [ TASER ZAPS ]

ANYBODY. [ TASER ZAPS ] >> OH, FUCK! AAH!

[ TASER ZAPS ] >> OH, FUCK! AAH! >> IT'S NOT A BIG THING.

>> OH, FUCK! AAH! >> IT'S NOT A BIG THING. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT

>> IT'S NOT A BIG THING. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT. >> YEAH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY

IT. >> YEAH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT --

>> YEAH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT -- [ TASER ZAPS ]

ABOUT -- [ TASER ZAPS ] >> [ SCREAMS ]

[ TASER ZAPS ] >> [ SCREAMS ] COME ON, RON! SHIT, MAN!

>> [ SCREAMS ] COME ON, RON! SHIT, MAN! I GOT FILLINGS!

COME ON, RON! SHIT, MAN! I GOT FILLINGS! FUCK!

I GOT FILLINGS! FUCK! >> WOW.

FUCK! >> WOW. IF...YOU DON'T NEED US FOR

>> WOW. IF...YOU DON'T NEED US FOR ANYTHING ELSE, WE SHOULD...

IF...YOU DON'T NEED US FOR ANYTHING ELSE, WE SHOULD... >> YEAH, THAT'S...

ANYTHING ELSE, WE SHOULD... >> YEAH, THAT'S... >> YEAH.

>> YEAH, THAT'S... >> YEAH. >> THAT'S ABOUT IT.

>> YEAH. >> THAT'S ABOUT IT. >> GREAT. WE'RE GOOD.

>> THAT'S ABOUT IT. >> GREAT. WE'RE GOOD. >> GREAT. OKAY. GOOD.

>> GREAT. WE'RE GOOD. >> GREAT. OKAY. GOOD. WELL, YOU KNOW -- YOU KNOW WHERE

>> GREAT. OKAY. GOOD. WELL, YOU KNOW -- YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND US.

WELL, YOU KNOW -- YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND US. >> THANKS FOR HELPING US SORT

TO FIND US. >> THANKS FOR HELPING US SORT ALL THIS OUT.

>> THANKS FOR HELPING US SORT ALL THIS OUT. >> YOU'RE WELCOME.

ALL THIS OUT. >> YOU'RE WELCOME. >> STILL DON'T KNOW WHY THAT OLD

>> YOU'RE WELCOME. >> STILL DON'T KNOW WHY THAT OLD LADY WAS DAZED AND COVERED IN

>> STILL DON'T KNOW WHY THAT OLD LADY WAS DAZED AND COVERED IN DIRT, BUT...FUCK IT, RIGHT?

>> [ LAUGHS WEAKLY ] >> [ Laughing ] OH, MY GOD. WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

>> [ Laughing ] OH, MY GOD. WHAT JUST HAPPENED? [ LAUGHS ]

WHAT JUST HAPPENED? [ LAUGHS ] >> I THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD.

[ LAUGHS ] >> I THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD. >> ME TOO.

>> I THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD. >> ME TOO. [ BOTH CHUCKLING ]

>> ME TOO. [ BOTH CHUCKLING ] >> TO LIVING AND LEARNING.

[ BOTH CHUCKLING ] >> TO LIVING AND LEARNING. >> [ Chuckling ] TO LIVING AND

>> TO LIVING AND LEARNING. >> [ Chuckling ] TO LIVING AND LEARNING.

>> [ Chuckling ] TO LIVING AND LEARNING. >> MM.

>> AHHHHH. WOW. >> OHH.

WOW. >> OHH. >> I THINK WE HAVE TO KILL THOSE

>> OHH. >> I THINK WE HAVE TO KILL THOSE COPS.

>> I THINK WE HAVE TO KILL THOSE COPS. >> [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.

COPS. >> [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH. >> HONEY.

>> [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH. >> HONEY. They know way too much.

>> HONEY. They know way too much. [ LAUGHS ]

>> UH, I'M REALLY TIRED, BUT I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE JOKING OR NOT.

CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE JOKING OR NOT. >> I'M FINE.

NOT. >> I'M FINE. >> I DIDN'T ASK YOU IF YOU'RE

>> I'M FINE. >> I DIDN'T ASK YOU IF YOU'RE FINE.

>> I DIDN'T ASK YOU IF YOU'RE FINE. >> I'M FINE.

FINE. >> I'M FINE. WHEW!

>> I'M FINE. WHEW! NEED A NEW BOTTLE.

WHEW! NEED A NEW BOTTLE. [ CHUCKLES ]

>> CAN WE...JUST TONE IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT WITH THE BOOZE? >> MM.

LITTLE BIT WITH THE BOOZE? >> MM. JUDGE JUDY.

>> MM. JUDGE JUDY. >> JUST, EVERYTHING IN

JUDGE JUDY. >> JUST, EVERYTHING IN MODERATION, OKAY?

>> JUST, EVERYTHING IN MODERATION, OKAY? >> NO MORE.

MODERATION, OKAY? >> NO MORE. YOU WIN.

>> NO MORE. YOU WIN. NO ONE.

YOU WIN. NO ONE. >> [ SIGHS ]

NO ONE. >> [ SIGHS ] [ CLEARS THROAT ]

>> [ SIGHS ] [ CLEARS THROAT ] I'M GONNA GO, UH...

[ CLEARS THROAT ] I'M GONNA GO, UH... I'M GONNA GO WASH ALL THIS

I'M GONNA GO, UH... I'M GONNA GO WASH ALL THIS OLD-LADY VAGINA OFF ME.

I'M GONNA GO WASH ALL THIS OLD-LADY VAGINA OFF ME. [ Groaning ] OH, MY GOD.

OLD-LADY VAGINA OFF ME. [ Groaning ] OH, MY GOD. [ SIGHS ]

>> [ EXHALES DEEPLY ]

>> I'LL BE THINKING ABOUT THIS GUY NEXT TIME I'M FIGHTING OFF A BONER.

GUY NEXT TIME I'M FIGHTING OFF A BONER. >> PHEW.

BONER. >> PHEW. MAN, CHECK THIS OUT.

>> PHEW. MAN, CHECK THIS OUT. [ CAMERA BEEPS ]

MAN, CHECK THIS OUT. [ CAMERA BEEPS ] >> Both: OH, GROSS!

[ CAMERA BEEPS ] >> Both: OH, GROSS! [ CAMERA BEEPS ]

>> Both: OH, GROSS! [ CAMERA BEEPS ] GROSS.

[ CAMERA BEEPS ] GROSS. [ CAMERA BEEPS ]

GROSS. [ CAMERA BEEPS ] GROSS!

[ CAMERA BEEPS ] GROSS! [ CAMERA BEEPS ]

GROSS! [ CAMERA BEEPS ] UGH! GROSS!

>> HEY, FATHER. THANKS FOR COMING DOWN SO QUICKLY.

THANKS FOR COMING DOWN SO QUICKLY. >> PEACE BE WITH YOU.

QUICKLY. >> PEACE BE WITH YOU. >> YEAH, PEACE BE WITH YOU.

>> PEACE BE WITH YOU. >> YEAH, PEACE BE WITH YOU. >> AND ALSO WITH YOU.

>> YEAH, PEACE BE WITH YOU. >> AND ALSO WITH YOU. >> PEACE BE WITH YOU.

>> AND ALSO WITH YOU. >> PEACE BE WITH YOU. >> PEACE BE WITH YOU.

>> PEACE BE WITH YOU. >> PEACE BE WITH YOU. >> PEACE BE WITH YOU.

>> PEACE BE WITH YOU. >> PEACE BE WITH YOU. >> AND ALSO WITH YOU.

>> PEACE BE WITH YOU. >> AND ALSO WITH YOU. >> PEACE BE WITH YOU.

>> AND ALSO WITH YOU. >> PEACE BE WITH YOU. >> YIKES.

>> PEACE BE WITH YOU. >> YIKES. >> OUR CHIEF CALLED YOU AS SOON

>> YIKES. >> OUR CHIEF CALLED YOU AS SOON AS HE HEARD ABOUT THIS POOR SON

>> OUR CHIEF CALLED YOU AS SOON AS HE HEARD ABOUT THIS POOR SON OF A BITCH.

AS HE HEARD ABOUT THIS POOR SON OF A BITCH. YOU KNOW, WE GET SOME VOODOO

OF A BITCH. YOU KNOW, WE GET SOME VOODOO STUFF EVERY NOW AND THEN, BUT

YOU KNOW, WE GET SOME VOODOO STUFF EVERY NOW AND THEN, BUT THIS JUST SEEMED KIND OF MORE,

STUFF EVERY NOW AND THEN, BUT THIS JUST SEEMED KIND OF MORE, UH...

THIS JUST SEEMED KIND OF MORE, UH... >> BIBLICAL?

UH... >> BIBLICAL? >> BIBLICAL.

>> BIBLICAL? >> BIBLICAL. >> YEAH.

>> BIBLICAL. >> YEAH. >> MM.

>> YEAH. >> MM. >> IT'S PRETTY WEIRD.

>> MM. >> IT'S PRETTY WEIRD. >> SUPER-, SUPER-WEIRD.

>> IT'S PRETTY WEIRD. >> SUPER-, SUPER-WEIRD. >> YEAH.

>> SUPER-, SUPER-WEIRD. >> YEAH. >> YEAH.

>> YEAH. >> YEAH. >> SHALL WE?

>> YEAH. >> SHALL WE? >> IF YOU WANT.

>> SHALL WE? >> IF YOU WANT. >> SCUSI.

>> IF YOU WANT. >> SCUSI. >> ALL YOURS.

>> SCUSI. >> ALL YOURS. >> SCUSI.

>> ALL YOURS. >> SCUSI. >> YOUR CRIME SCENE.

>> SCUSI. >> YOUR CRIME SCENE. YOUR CRIME SCENE.

>> YOUR CRIME SCENE. YOUR CRIME SCENE. [ CAMERA FLASHING ]

YOUR CRIME SCENE. [ CAMERA FLASHING ] >> [ CHANTING IN LATIN ]

>> WOW. GET ANY READINGS OFF OF HIM? >> WE DON'T GET, UH, READINGS.

GET ANY READINGS OFF OF HIM? >> WE DON'T GET, UH, READINGS. >> THAT'S NOT US.

>> WE DON'T GET, UH, READINGS. >> THAT'S NOT US. >> THAT'S THE GHOST HUNTERS.

>> THAT'S NOT US. >> THAT'S THE GHOST HUNTERS. >> THE GHOST HUNTERS.

>> THAT'S THE GHOST HUNTERS. >> THE GHOST HUNTERS. WE DON'T DO THAT.

>> THE GHOST HUNTERS. WE DON'T DO THAT. >> OH, RIGHT.

WE DON'T DO THAT. >> OH, RIGHT. BUT IS THIS THE WORK OF THE

>> OH, RIGHT. BUT IS THIS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL?

BUT IS THIS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL? >> THIS?

DEVIL? >> THIS? OH, OFF THE RECORD --

>> THIS? OH, OFF THE RECORD -- BETWEEN YOU, ME, AND THE

OH, OFF THE RECORD -- BETWEEN YOU, ME, AND THE CRUCIFIED GUY ON THE WALL...

BETWEEN YOU, ME, AND THE CRUCIFIED GUY ON THE WALL... >> I'D SAY THAT THIS IS THE WORK

CRUCIFIED GUY ON THE WALL... >> I'D SAY THAT THIS IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL.

>> I'D SAY THAT THIS IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL. >> OR ONE OF HIS VERY TOP GUYS.

OF THE DEVIL. >> OR ONE OF HIS VERY TOP GUYS. PEOPLE, THEY THINK THAT THE

>> OR ONE OF HIS VERY TOP GUYS. PEOPLE, THEY THINK THAT THE DEVIL, HE'S MADE UP, LIKE

PEOPLE, THEY THINK THAT THE DEVIL, HE'S MADE UP, LIKE SANTA CLAUS, BUT I ASSURE YOU --

DEVIL, HE'S MADE UP, LIKE SANTA CLAUS, BUT I ASSURE YOU -- THE DEVIL IS REAL.

SANTA CLAUS, BUT I ASSURE YOU -- THE DEVIL IS REAL. AND HE'S A DICK.

>> WELL, ALL DUE RESPECT, PADRES, WE'VE STILL GOT TO CHECK AND SEE IF THERE'S A HUMAN

PADRES, WE'VE STILL GOT TO CHECK AND SEE IF THERE'S A HUMAN INVOLVED IN THIS CLAMBAKE.

AND SEE IF THERE'S A HUMAN INVOLVED IN THIS CLAMBAKE. >> BUT WE'RE OPEN TO THE DEVIL

INVOLVED IN THIS CLAMBAKE. >> BUT WE'RE OPEN TO THE DEVIL THING, TOO.

>> BUT WE'RE OPEN TO THE DEVIL THING, TOO. >> COULD BE THE DEVIL.

THING, TOO. >> COULD BE THE DEVIL. COULD BE THE DEVIL, YOU KNOW.

>> COULD BE THE DEVIL. COULD BE THE DEVIL, YOU KNOW. COULD BE AN EX-GIRLFRIEND ON

COULD BE THE DEVIL, YOU KNOW. COULD BE AN EX-GIRLFRIEND ON PCP.

COULD BE AN EX-GIRLFRIEND ON PCP. >> SI, SI. IT'S NO PROBLEM.

PCP. >> SI, SI. IT'S NO PROBLEM. >> YOU DO YOUR THING.

>> SI, SI. IT'S NO PROBLEM. >> YOU DO YOUR THING. WE DO OURS.

>> YOU DO YOUR THING. WE DO OURS. >> WE'RE NOT TRYING TO STEP ON

WE DO OURS. >> WE'RE NOT TRYING TO STEP ON YOUR TOES.

>> WE'RE NOT TRYING TO STEP ON YOUR TOES. >> SO, I GUESS WE'LL CALL THE

YOUR TOES. >> SO, I GUESS WE'LL CALL THE CORONER, GET HIM TAKEN DOWN TO

>> SO, I GUESS WE'LL CALL THE CORONER, GET HIM TAKEN DOWN TO THE MORGUE, CALL IT A DAY.

CORONER, GET HIM TAKEN DOWN TO THE MORGUE, CALL IT A DAY. >> YEAH.

THE MORGUE, CALL IT A DAY. >> YEAH. HEY, YOU GUYS NEW IN TOWN?

>> YEAH. HEY, YOU GUYS NEW IN TOWN? >> SI.

HEY, YOU GUYS NEW IN TOWN? >> SI. >> SI.

>> SI. >> SI. >> YOU EVER HAVE A DOMILISE'S

>> SI. >> YOU EVER HAVE A DOMILISE'S PO'BOY?

>> YOU EVER HAVE A DOMILISE'S PO'BOY? >> OHHH, PO'BOY.

PO'BOY? >> OHHH, PO'BOY. >> IT'S GOOD.

>> OHHH, PO'BOY. >> IT'S GOOD. >> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> IT'S GOOD. >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> MM.

>> [ CHUCKLES ] >> MM. >> MMM.

>> MM. >> MMM. >> MM.

>> MMM. >> MM. >> AH, SI.

>> MM. >> AH, SI. >> MMM.

>> AH, SI. >> MMM. >> MM.

>> MMM. >> MM. >> MMM!

>> MM. >> MMM! >> MM.

>> MMM! >> MM. >> YEAH.

>> MM. >> YEAH. >> OH!

>> YEAH. >> OH! >> YEAH.

>> OH! >> YEAH. >> MM.

>> YEAH. >> MM. >> MM.

>> MM. >> MM. >> YEAH.

>> MM. >> YEAH. >> MM.

>> YEAH. >> MM. >> OH.

>> MM. >> OH. >> MMM.

>> OH. >> MMM. >> YEAH.

>> MMM. >> YEAH. >> MM.

>> YEAH. >> MM. >> MMM.

>> MM. >> MMM. >> YEAH.

>> MMM. >> YEAH. >> MMM.

>> YEAH. >> MMM. >> OH!

>> MMM. >> OH! >> OH.

>> OH! >> OH. >> YEAH.

>> OH. >> YEAH. >> MM.

>> YEAH. >> MM. >> OH.

>> MM. >> OH. >> MMMM.

>> OH. >> MMMM. >> MM-MMM.

>> MMMM. >> MM-MMM. >> MMMM.

>> MM-MMM. >> MMMM. >> MM.

>> MMMM. >> MM. >> OH.

>> MM. >> OH. >> MM.

>> OH. >> MM. >> MMM.

>> MM. >> MMM. >> MMM!

>> MMM. >> MMM! >> MM.

>> MMM! >> MM. >> MMM.

>> MM. >> MMM. >> MMM!

>> MMM. >> MMM! >> [ SLURPING ]

>> MMM! >> [ SLURPING ] >> MMM.

>> [ SLURPING ] >> MMM. [ CHIPS CRUNCHING ]

>> MMM. [ CHIPS CRUNCHING ] >> ARMPH!

[ CHIPS CRUNCHING ] >> ARMPH! [ GULPING ]

>> ARMPH! [ GULPING ] [ POP ]

[ GULPING ] [ POP ] >> [ BELCHES ]

[ POP ] >> [ BELCHES ] >> [ GULPING ]

>> [ BELCHES ] >> [ GULPING ] >> MMM.

>> [ GULPING ] >> MMM. [ GLUGGING ]

>> MMM. [ GLUGGING ] [ CLINK ]

[ GLUGGING ] [ CLINK ] >> MM.

[ CLINK ] >> MM. >> MMM.

>> MM. >> MMM. >> MM.

>> MMM. >> MM. >> [ SLURPS ]

>> MM. >> [ SLURPS ] >> [ GULPS ]

>> [ SLURPS ] >> [ GULPS ] >> [ BURPS ]

>> [ GULPS ] >> [ BURPS ] >> MM!

>> [ BURPS ] >> MM! >> [ GULPS ]

>> MM! >> [ GULPS ] >> SI!

>> [ GULPS ] >> SI! >> MMM.

>> SI! >> MMM. >> [ BELCHES ]

>> MMM. >> [ BELCHES ] >> [ FARTS ]

>> [ BELCHES ] >> [ FARTS ] >> [ FARTS SQUEAKILY, SIGHS ]

>> [ FARTS ] >> [ FARTS SQUEAKILY, SIGHS ] >> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> [ FARTS SQUEAKILY, SIGHS ] >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> AHH.

>> [ CHUCKLES ] >> AHH. >> UGH.

>> AHH. >> UGH. >> OH!

>> UGH. >> OH! >> WHEW!

>> OH! >> WHEW! >> OH!

>> WHEW! >> OH! >> OOH!

>> OH! >> OOH! >> WHEW!

>> OOH! >> WHEW! >> AHH.

>> WHEW! >> AHH. >> OH.

>> AHH. >> OH. >> OHH!

>> OH. >> OHH! >> [ BELCHES ]

>> OHH! >> [ BELCHES ] >> [ FARTS ]

>> [ BELCHES ] >> [ FARTS ] LO SIENTO.

>> [ FARTS ] LO SIENTO. >> WHOA.

LO SIENTO. >> WHOA. >> I CAN'T EAT ANY MORE.

>> WHOA. >> I CAN'T EAT ANY MORE. >> [ GROANS ]

>> I CAN'T EAT ANY MORE. >> [ GROANS ] >> HOW DID YOU TWO GUYS BECOME

>> [ GROANS ] >> HOW DID YOU TWO GUYS BECOME PRIESTS, ANYWAY?

>> HOW DID YOU TWO GUYS BECOME PRIESTS, ANYWAY? >> YEAH, YOU GUYS DON'T REALLY

PRIESTS, ANYWAY? >> YEAH, YOU GUYS DON'T REALLY EVEN SEEM THAT GAY.

>> YEAH, YOU GUYS DON'T REALLY EVEN SEEM THAT GAY. >> MM.

EVEN SEEM THAT GAY. >> MM. >> MPATH TO THE PRIESTHOOD

>> MM. >> MPATH TO THE PRIESTHOOD WAS, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL.

>> MPATH TO THE PRIESTHOOD WAS, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL. I WAS AN UP-AND-COMING

WAS, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL. I WAS AN UP-AND-COMING BULLFIGHTER IN MADRID.

I WAS AN UP-AND-COMING BULLFIGHTER IN MADRID. >> WOW.

BULLFIGHTER IN MADRID. >> WOW. >> SHIT.

>> WOW. >> SHIT. >> THAT'S AWESOME.

>> SHIT. >> THAT'S AWESOME. >> WHAT HAPPENED?

>> THAT'S AWESOME. >> WHAT HAPPENED? >> WHAT HAPPENED...

>> WHAT HAPPENED? >> WHAT HAPPENED... IS THAT THE BULL DOES NOT LOSE

>> WHAT HAPPENED... IS THAT THE BULL DOES NOT LOSE EVERY BULLFIGHT.

IS THAT THE BULL DOES NOT LOSE EVERY BULLFIGHT. THIS BULL WAS LIKE THE

EVERY BULLFIGHT. THIS BULL WAS LIKE THE MICHAEL JORDAN OF BULLS.

THIS BULL WAS LIKE THE MICHAEL JORDAN OF BULLS. HE WAS AMAZING.

MICHAEL JORDAN OF BULLS. HE WAS AMAZING. YOU KNOW, HE POKED ME THROUGH

HE WAS AMAZING. YOU KNOW, HE POKED ME THROUGH LIKE I WAS A CUSTARD FLAN AND

YOU KNOW, HE POKED ME THROUGH LIKE I WAS A CUSTARD FLAN AND HE WAS -- AND HE WAS...

LIKE I WAS A CUSTARD FLAN AND HE WAS -- AND HE WAS... A BULL, YOU KNOW.

HE WAS -- AND HE WAS... A BULL, YOU KNOW. >> A BULL.

A BULL, YOU KNOW. >> A BULL. >> EXACTLY LIKE THAT.

>> A BULL. >> EXACTLY LIKE THAT. THE BAD THING IS, I COULD HEAR

>> EXACTLY LIKE THAT. THE BAD THING IS, I COULD HEAR THE PARADE THAT THEY THREW FOR

THE BAD THING IS, I COULD HEAR THE PARADE THAT THEY THREW FOR THE BULL, YOU KNOW?

THE PARADE THAT THEY THREW FOR THE BULL, YOU KNOW? 'CAUSE THIS BULL WAS VERY

THE BULL, YOU KNOW? 'CAUSE THIS BULL WAS VERY POPULAR THEN.

'CAUSE THIS BULL WAS VERY POPULAR THEN. HE'S STILL POPULAR NOW FOR

POPULAR THEN. HE'S STILL POPULAR NOW FOR ALMOST KILLING SUCH A PROMISING

HE'S STILL POPULAR NOW FOR ALMOST KILLING SUCH A PROMISING YOUNG MATADOR, YOU KNOW?

ALMOST KILLING SUCH A PROMISING YOUNG MATADOR, YOU KNOW? >> WHOA.

YOUNG MATADOR, YOU KNOW? >> WHOA. >> SO, WHAT ABOUT YOU?

>> WHOA. >> SO, WHAT ABOUT YOU? WERE YOU LIKE A BULLFIGHTER,

>> SO, WHAT ABOUT YOU? WERE YOU LIKE A BULLFIGHTER, TOO?

WERE YOU LIKE A BULLFIGHTER, TOO? >> I WAS ONE OF THOSE

TOO? >> I WAS ONE OF THOSE LIVING-STATUE GUYS, EH?

>> I WAS ONE OF THOSE LIVING-STATUE GUYS, EH? >> OH, YEAH!

LIVING-STATUE GUYS, EH? >> OH, YEAH! >> ONE OF THOSE GUYS.

>> OH, YEAH! >> ONE OF THOSE GUYS. >> THOSE WEIRDOS THAT PAINT

>> ONE OF THOSE GUYS. >> THOSE WEIRDOS THAT PAINT THEMSELVES ALL WHITE.

>> THOSE WEIRDOS THAT PAINT THEMSELVES ALL WHITE. >> MAKE A LOT OF TIPS.

THEMSELVES ALL WHITE. >> MAKE A LOT OF TIPS. LADIES LOVE IT.

>> MAKE A LOT OF TIPS. LADIES LOVE IT. >> WHAT HAPPENED?

LADIES LOVE IT. >> WHAT HAPPENED? >> BAD LUCK.

>> WHAT HAPPENED? >> BAD LUCK. [ GUNSHOTS ]

>> BAD LUCK. [ GUNSHOTS ] I GOT CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE OF

[ GUNSHOTS ] I GOT CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE OF A LOCAL MAFIA FEUD.

I GOT CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE OF A LOCAL MAFIA FEUD. THEY WERE TRYING TO SHOOT A CAPO

A LOCAL MAFIA FEUD. THEY WERE TRYING TO SHOOT A CAPO WHO WAS TESTIFYING AGAINST THE

THEY WERE TRYING TO SHOOT A CAPO WHO WAS TESTIFYING AGAINST THE FAMILY, AND, UH, I DON'T KNOW IF

WHO WAS TESTIFYING AGAINST THE FAMILY, AND, UH, I DON'T KNOW IF THEY NO SEE ME OR THEY JUST

FAMILY, AND, UH, I DON'T KNOW IF THEY NO SEE ME OR THEY JUST THINK I'M A STATUE, BUT I GOT

THEY NO SEE ME OR THEY JUST THINK I'M A STATUE, BUT I GOT SHOT 19 TIMES.

THINK I'M A STATUE, BUT I GOT SHOT 19 TIMES. >> 19 TIMES SEEMS EXCESSIVE.

SHOT 19 TIMES. >> 19 TIMES SEEMS EXCESSIVE. >> THEY, UH, SAY IT'S STILL A

>> 19 TIMES SEEMS EXCESSIVE. >> THEY, UH, SAY IT'S STILL A RECORD IN THAT PART OF ITALY,

>> THEY, UH, SAY IT'S STILL A RECORD IN THAT PART OF ITALY, EH?

RECORD IN THAT PART OF ITALY, EH? >> HEY!

EH? >> HEY! >> YEAH, NOT BAD.

>> HEY! >> YEAH, NOT BAD. >> FOR ITALY, THAT'S SOMETHING.

>> YEAH, NOT BAD. >> FOR ITALY, THAT'S SOMETHING. >> TO ITALY!

>> FOR ITALY, THAT'S SOMETHING. >> TO ITALY! >> THAT IS SOMETHING FOR ITALY.

>> TO ITALY! >> THAT IS SOMETHING FOR ITALY. >> PUT THAT ON YOUR FACEBOOK

>> THAT IS SOMETHING FOR ITALY. >> PUT THAT ON YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE.

>> PUT THAT ON YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE. >> THEY TAKE ME BACK TO A LOCAL

PAGE. >> THEY TAKE ME BACK TO A LOCAL HOSPITAL, AND THERE, THE GOOD

>> THEY TAKE ME BACK TO A LOCAL HOSPITAL, AND THERE, THE GOOD SISTERS SAVE MY LIFE.

HOSPITAL, AND THERE, THE GOOD SISTERS SAVE MY LIFE. THEY SUCKED THE 19 BULLETS OUT

SISTERS SAVE MY LIFE. THEY SUCKED THE 19 BULLETS OUT OF MY BODY WITH THEIR MOUTHS.

THEY SUCKED THE 19 BULLETS OUT OF MY BODY WITH THEIR MOUTHS. [ HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS ]

I GUESS THE DOCTOR WAS NOT THERE THAT DAY. >> HUH.

>> IT WAS A GOOD DAY. >> DESCRIBE THAT MEMORY FOR JUST ANOTHER SECOND.

>> DESCRIBE THAT MEMORY FOR JUST ANOTHER SECOND. [ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

>> IT WAS ON THAT DAY I DECIDED TO GIVE MY LIFE TO GOD.

>> [ BELCHES ] >> BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING HOW BECAME PARTNERS.

>> BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING HOW BECAME PARTNERS. >> [ CHUCKLES ]

HOW BECAME PARTNERS. >> [ CHUCKLES ] LET'S TELL THE STORY.

>> [ CHUCKLES ] LET'S TELL THE STORY. I WAS NEW TO THE FORCE.

LET'S TELL THE STORY. I WAS NEW TO THE FORCE. >> AND I'M A BIT OF A RENEGADE.

I WAS NEW TO THE FORCE. >> AND I'M A BIT OF A RENEGADE. [ COP-SHOW MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> I THINK WE GET IT. >> YEAH, WE GET IT. >> YOU NO GET ALONG, YOU DO

>> YEAH, WE GET IT. >> YOU NO GET ALONG, YOU DO GET ALONG.

>> YOU NO GET ALONG, YOU DO GET ALONG. >> AND THEN YOU DO GET ALONG.

GET ALONG. >> AND THEN YOU DO GET ALONG. >> I GOT IT. YES.

>> AND THEN YOU DO GET ALONG. >> I GOT IT. YES. >> CAN I JUST TELL A LITTLE BIT

>> I GOT IT. YES. >> CAN I JUST TELL A LITTLE BIT MORE?

>> CAN I JUST TELL A LITTLE BIT MORE? >> IT'S OKAY. I GET IT.

MORE? >> IT'S OKAY. I GET IT. >> WE GET IT.

>> IT'S OKAY. I GET IT. >> WE GET IT. >> WE GET IT.

>> WE GET IT. >> WE GET IT. >> WE LISTENED TO YOUR WHOLE

>> WE GET IT. >> WE LISTENED TO YOUR WHOLE BACKSTORY.

>> WE LISTENED TO YOUR WHOLE BACKSTORY. >> I'M SURE IT'S FASCINATING.

BACKSTORY. >> I'M SURE IT'S FASCINATING. >> I KNOW, YOU COPS -- YOU DON'T

>> I'M SURE IT'S FASCINATING. >> I KNOW, YOU COPS -- YOU DON'T GET ALONG, AND THEN YOU DO.

>> I KNOW, YOU COPS -- YOU DON'T GET ALONG, AND THEN YOU DO. WE GET IT.

GET ALONG, AND THEN YOU DO. WE GET IT. >> NO, IT'S ACTUALLY MUCH MORE

WE GET IT. >> NO, IT'S ACTUALLY MUCH MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT.

>> NO, IT'S ACTUALLY MUCH MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT. >> THAT'S OKAY.

COMPLICATED THAN THAT. >> THAT'S OKAY. >> THAT'S OKAY.

>> THAT'S OKAY. >> THAT'S OKAY. >> HEY, HAVE YOU GUYS EVER BEEN

>> THAT'S OKAY. >> HEY, HAVE YOU GUYS EVER BEEN TO BOURBON STREET?

>> HEY, HAVE YOU GUYS EVER BEEN TO BOURBON STREET? [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]

>> [ PANTING, GROWLING ]

[ GASPS ] [ PANTING ]

>> [ GASPS ] >> [ WHINES ] [ SNARLS, SNORTS ]

>> [ SIGHS ]

[ BOTTLES AND JARS RATTLE ]

>> [ HISSES ]

[ SLURPING ]

[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]

>> THERE YOU ARE, SLEEPING BEAUTY. >> I'M GOING BACK TO BED,

SLEEPING BEAUTY. >> I'M GOING BACK TO BED, SWEETIE.

>> I'M GOING BACK TO BED, SWEETIE. >> YOU'VE BEEN ASLEEP FOR 36

SWEETIE. >> YOU'VE BEEN ASLEEP FOR 36 HOURS.

>> YOU'VE BEEN ASLEEP FOR 36 HOURS. YOU FEELING OKAY?

HOURS. YOU FEELING OKAY? HOW MANY VALIUM DID YOU TAKE?

YOU FEELING OKAY? HOW MANY VALIUM DID YOU TAKE? >> NOT THAT MANY.

HOW MANY VALIUM DID YOU TAKE? >> NOT THAT MANY. THESE LITTLE DEVILS ARE KICKING

>> NOT THAT MANY. THESE LITTLE DEVILS ARE KICKING ME SO HARD AND SCRATCHING LIKE A

THESE LITTLE DEVILS ARE KICKING ME SO HARD AND SCRATCHING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.

ME SO HARD AND SCRATCHING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. [ LAUGHS ]

MOTHERFUCKER. [ LAUGHS ] >> SCRATCHING?

[ LAUGHS ] >> SCRATCHING? I DON'T THINK THAT'S RIGHT.

>> SCRATCHING? I DON'T THINK THAT'S RIGHT. I THINK WE SHOULD CALL

I DON'T THINK THAT'S RIGHT. I THINK WE SHOULD CALL DR. MARSHALL.

I THINK WE SHOULD CALL DR. MARSHALL. >> [ RASPS ]

DR. MARSHALL. >> [ RASPS ] [ Demonically ] I'M FINE.

>> [ RASPS ] [ Demonically ] I'M FINE. [ Normal voice ] OH.

[ Demonically ] I'M FINE. [ Normal voice ] OH. DON'T FORGET -- MARJORIE WANTS

[ Normal voice ] OH. DON'T FORGET -- MARJORIE WANTS TO DO THE SMUDGE CEREMONY FOR

DON'T FORGET -- MARJORIE WANTS TO DO THE SMUDGE CEREMONY FOR THE HOUSE, OKAY?

>> OKAY.

>> [ INHALES SHARPLY ] MM.

>> [ SIGHS ]

[ DIALING ]

[ SIGHS ] [ Ringing ] COME ON.

[ Ringing ] COME ON. [ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

COME ON. [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] [ LATIN MUSIC PLAYING THROUGH

[ TELEPHONE RINGING ] [ LATIN MUSIC PLAYING THROUGH HEADPHONES ]

[ Ringing ] DAMN IT! [ SIGHS ]

DAMN IT! [ SIGHS ] COME ON!

[ SIGHS ] COME ON! [ SIGHS ]

>> JACKIE BOY! >> OH, MY GOD! >> OH! WHOA!

>> OH, MY GOD! >> OH! WHOA! >> Both: OHHH!

>> OH! WHOA! >> Both: OHHH! >> HAA!

>> Both: OHHH! >> HAA! >> Both: [ Sighing ] OHH.

>> HAA! >> Both: [ Sighing ] OHH. OHH.

>> Both: [ Sighing ] OHH. OHH. OHH.

OHH. OHH. >> WHEW!

OHH. >> WHEW! [ BOTH SIGH ]

>> WHEW! [ BOTH SIGH ] >> WOW!

[ BOTH SIGH ] >> WOW! >> MY APOLOGIES.

>> WOW! >> MY APOLOGIES. I AM SO SORRY.

>> MY APOLOGIES. I AM SO SORRY. I MUST HAVE REALLY GIVEN YOU A

I AM SO SORRY. I MUST HAVE REALLY GIVEN YOU A FRIGHT, YOU KNOW, JUST LURKING

I MUST HAVE REALLY GIVEN YOU A FRIGHT, YOU KNOW, JUST LURKING DOWN HERE IN YOUR CRAWLSPACE

FRIGHT, YOU KNOW, JUST LURKING DOWN HERE IN YOUR CRAWLSPACE LIKE SOME TERRIFYING MAN-SIZED

DOWN HERE IN YOUR CRAWLSPACE LIKE SOME TERRIFYING MAN-SIZED OPOSSUM!

LIKE SOME TERRIFYING MAN-SIZED OPOSSUM! [ Chuckling ] I'M SORRY.

OPOSSUM! [ Chuckling ] I'M SORRY. YOU KNOW?

[ Chuckling ] I'M SORRY. YOU KNOW? HOLY MACKEREL, MAN.

YOU KNOW? HOLY MACKEREL, MAN. I TELL YOU, THEY'RE SPOOKY --

HOLY MACKEREL, MAN. I TELL YOU, THEY'RE SPOOKY -- MARSUPIALS.

I TELL YOU, THEY'RE SPOOKY -- MARSUPIALS. >> YEAH.

MARSUPIALS. >> YEAH. >> OH, BOY, OH, BOY.

>> YEAH. >> OH, BOY, OH, BOY. >> YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT?

>> OH, BOY, OH, BOY. >> YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT? NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO SET SOME

>> YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT? NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO SET SOME GROUND RULES ABOUT COMING AND

NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO SET SOME GROUND RULES ABOUT COMING AND GOING.

GROUND RULES ABOUT COMING AND GOING. >> OH! YOU KNOW WHAT?

GOING. >> OH! YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT REMINDS ME.

>> OH! YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT REMINDS ME. HAS SOMEBODY REMOVED A BOX OF

THAT REMINDS ME. HAS SOMEBODY REMOVED A BOX OF VINTAGE PORNOGRAPHY?

HAS SOMEBODY REMOVED A BOX OF VINTAGE PORNOGRAPHY? I HAD, UM [CLEARS THROAT] I HAD

VINTAGE PORNOGRAPHY? I HAD, UM [CLEARS THROAT] I HAD BEEN LOOKING AFTER IT, YOU SEE.

I HAD, UM [CLEARS THROAT] I HAD BEEN LOOKING AFTER IT, YOU SEE. AND THEN I LOOK -- I JUST CAME,

BEEN LOOKING AFTER IT, YOU SEE. AND THEN I LOOK -- I JUST CAME, AND IT WA-- [POPS LIPS]

AND THEN I LOOK -- I JUST CAME, AND IT WA-- [POPS LIPS] IT JUST WASN'T THERE, YOU KNOW?

AND IT WA-- [POPS LIPS] IT JUST WASN'T THERE, YOU KNOW? IT HAD MOVED IN SOME WAY, SHAPE,

IT JUST WASN'T THERE, YOU KNOW? IT HAD MOVED IN SOME WAY, SHAPE, OF FORM.

IT HAD MOVED IN SOME WAY, SHAPE, OF FORM. >> NO.

OF FORM. >> NO. >> YOU HAVE NOT SEEN IT?

>> NO. >> YOU HAVE NOT SEEN IT? >> NO. NO. SORRY.

>> YOU HAVE NOT SEEN IT? >> NO. NO. SORRY. >> NO? OKAY. ALL RIGHT. OKAY.

>> NO. NO. SORRY. >> NO? OKAY. ALL RIGHT. OKAY. WELL, I-I-IF YOU HAPPEN TO COME

>> NO? OKAY. ALL RIGHT. OKAY. WELL, I-I-IF YOU HAPPEN TO COME BY IT, I DO CONSIDER IT MINE,

WELL, I-I-IF YOU HAPPEN TO COME BY IT, I DO CONSIDER IT MINE, ALL RIGHT?

BY IT, I DO CONSIDER IT MINE, ALL RIGHT? BUT BEFORE YOU GET UPSET...

ALL RIGHT? BUT BEFORE YOU GET UPSET... I WANT YOU KNOW, I KNOW WHAT

BUT BEFORE YOU GET UPSET... I WANT YOU KNOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.

I WANT YOU KNOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. YOU KNOW, "I DON'T WANT F'RESNEL

YOU'RE THINKING. YOU KNOW, "I DON'T WANT F'RESNEL PLEASURING HIMSELF IN MY

YOU KNOW, "I DON'T WANT F'RESNEL PLEASURING HIMSELF IN MY CRAWLSPACE TO VINTAGE

PLEASURING HIMSELF IN MY CRAWLSPACE TO VINTAGE PORNOGRAPHY."

CRAWLSPACE TO VINTAGE PORNOGRAPHY." I GET IT.

PORNOGRAPHY." I GET IT. [ CHUCKLES ]

I GET IT. [ CHUCKLES ] >> UH, YOU KNOW, IT'S FU-- I

[ CHUCKLES ] >> UH, YOU KNOW, IT'S FU-- I HADN'T YET FORMULATED THAT

>> UH, YOU KNOW, IT'S FU-- I HADN'T YET FORMULATED THAT THOUGHT INTO WORDS, BUT NOW THAT

HADN'T YET FORMULATED THAT THOUGHT INTO WORDS, BUT NOW THAT YOU SAY IT OUT LOUD, THAT'S

THOUGHT INTO WORDS, BUT NOW THAT YOU SAY IT OUT LOUD, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING,

YOU SAY IT OUT LOUD, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING, YES.

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING, YES. >> WELL, YOU KNOW -- YOU KNOW

YES. >> WELL, YOU KNOW -- YOU KNOW WHAT, JACK?

>> WELL, YOU KNOW -- YOU KNOW WHAT, JACK? LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

WHAT, JACK? LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. IT'S JUST LIKE OUR BOY

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. IT'S JUST LIKE OUR BOY SHAKESPEARE SAYS, BABY -- "IF WE

IT'S JUST LIKE OUR BOY SHAKESPEARE SAYS, BABY -- "IF WE LOVERS HAVE OFFENDED, THINK

SHAKESPEARE SAYS, BABY -- "IF WE LOVERS HAVE OFFENDED, THINK BUT THIS, AND ALL IS MENDED."

LOVERS HAVE OFFENDED, THINK BUT THIS, AND ALL IS MENDED." AM I RIGHT?

BUT THIS, AND ALL IS MENDED." AM I RIGHT? >> OH, I HATE "MIDSUMMERS" --

AM I RIGHT? >> OH, I HATE "MIDSUMMERS" -- >> OH, HEY, I WANTED TO ASK YOU

>> OH, I HATE "MIDSUMMERS" -- >> OH, HEY, I WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT MRS. NUSSBAUM AND HOW SHE

>> OH, HEY, I WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT MRS. NUSSBAUM AND HOW SHE WAS ALL COVERED UP IN THAT DIRT

ABOUT MRS. NUSSBAUM AND HOW SHE WAS ALL COVERED UP IN THAT DIRT AND THEN ASKING AFTER YOU AND

WAS ALL COVERED UP IN THAT DIRT AND THEN ASKING AFTER YOU AND THEN THE POLICE COMING AND

AND THEN ASKING AFTER YOU AND THEN THE POLICE COMING AND QUESTIONING YOU.

THEN THE POLICE COMING AND QUESTIONING YOU. I MEAN...

QUESTIONING YOU. I MEAN... WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

I MEAN... WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? >> T-THAT WAS JUST A STUPID

WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? >> T-THAT WAS JUST A STUPID MISUNDERSTANDING.

>> T-THAT WAS JUST A STUPID MISUNDERSTANDING. >> OHH!

MISUNDERSTANDING. >> OHH! >> YEAH.

>> OHH! >> YEAH. >> OH, OKAY. OKAY.

>> YEAH. >> OH, OKAY. OKAY. SO IT WASN'T LIKE YOU THOUGHT

>> OH, OKAY. OKAY. SO IT WASN'T LIKE YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD MURDERED HER AND YOU

SO IT WASN'T LIKE YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD MURDERED HER AND YOU WERE ACTUALLY BURYING HER ALIVE?

YOU HAD MURDERED HER AND YOU WERE ACTUALLY BURYING HER ALIVE? >> [ Chuckling ] WHAT? NO.

WERE ACTUALLY BURYING HER ALIVE? >> [ Chuckling ] WHAT? NO. >> NO?

>> [ Chuckling ] WHAT? NO. >> NO? >> AH...UNH-UNH.

>> NO? >> AH...UNH-UNH. >> OKAY. NO, NO.

>> AH...UNH-UNH. >> OKAY. NO, NO. >> WHAT?!

>> OKAY. NO, NO. >> WHAT?! NO, I-I-I-I-I-I--

>> WHAT?! NO, I-I-I-I-I-I-- WELL, UM, F--

NO, I-I-I-I-I-I-- WELL, UM, F-- [ CHUCKLES ]

WELL, UM, F-- [ CHUCKLES ] CH-- SH--

[ CHUCKLES ] CH-- SH-- NO.

CH-- SH-- NO. WHAT -- WHAT -- WHAT -- MAY I

NO. WHAT -- WHAT -- WHAT -- MAY I ASK, WHAT GAVE YOU THAT VERY

WHAT -- WHAT -- WHAT -- MAY I ASK, WHAT GAVE YOU THAT VERY SPECIFIC AND DETAILED

ASK, WHAT GAVE YOU THAT VERY SPECIFIC AND DETAILED IMPRESSION?

SPECIFIC AND DETAILED IMPRESSION? >> OH, WELL, YOU KNOW...

IMPRESSION? >> OH, WELL, YOU KNOW... YOU KNOW, JACK, UM...

>> OH, WELL, YOU KNOW... YOU KNOW, JACK, UM... SOMETIMES I SEE THINGS.

YOU KNOW, JACK, UM... SOMETIMES I SEE THINGS. I SEE LOTS OF DETAILED THINGS.

SOMETIMES I SEE THINGS. I SEE LOTS OF DETAILED THINGS. WE HAVE A FRIENDLY RELATIONSHIP,

I SEE LOTS OF DETAILED THINGS. WE HAVE A FRIENDLY RELATIONSHIP, RIGHT?

WE HAVE A FRIENDLY RELATIONSHIP, RIGHT? >> OF COURSE, F'RESNEL.

RIGHT? >> OF COURSE, F'RESNEL. >> SO, UH, YOU KNOW, LET'S NOT

>> OF COURSE, F'RESNEL. >> SO, UH, YOU KNOW, LET'S NOT WORRY ABOUT MY COMINGS AND

>> SO, UH, YOU KNOW, LET'S NOT WORRY ABOUT MY COMINGS AND GOINGS AND WHAT HAVE YOU AND

WORRY ABOUT MY COMINGS AND GOINGS AND WHAT HAVE YOU AND WORRY ABOUT OUR FRIENDSHIP.

GOINGS AND WHAT HAVE YOU AND WORRY ABOUT OUR FRIENDSHIP. LIKE, WHEN ONE OF US SEES THE

WORRY ABOUT OUR FRIENDSHIP. LIKE, WHEN ONE OF US SEES THE OTHER FRIEND MURDER A PERSON AND

LIKE, WHEN ONE OF US SEES THE OTHER FRIEND MURDER A PERSON AND DISPOSE OF THE BODY, THEN WE

OTHER FRIEND MURDER A PERSON AND DISPOSE OF THE BODY, THEN WE JUST LET IT SLIDE.

DISPOSE OF THE BODY, THEN WE JUST LET IT SLIDE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

JUST LET IT SLIDE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? EVEN IF IT'S JUST A HALF-MURDER,

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? EVEN IF IT'S JUST A HALF-MURDER, LIKE WITH YOU AND MRS. NUSSBAUM.

EVEN IF IT'S JUST A HALF-MURDER, LIKE WITH YOU AND MRS. NUSSBAUM. WHAT YOU SAY?

LIKE WITH YOU AND MRS. NUSSBAUM. WHAT YOU SAY? HUH?

WHAT YOU SAY? HUH? >> [ SIGHS ]

HUH? >> [ SIGHS ] >> WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?

>> [ SIGHS ] >> WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? >> [ SIGHS ]

OF COURSE. HEY. >> YEP?

HEY. >> YEP? >> LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.

>> YEP? >> LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. >> MM-HMM.

>> LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. >> MM-HMM. >> HAVE YOU SEEN A BIG, SCARY

>> MM-HMM. >> HAVE YOU SEEN A BIG, SCARY DOG AROUND HERE?

>> HAVE YOU SEEN A BIG, SCARY DOG AROUND HERE? >> OKAY, NOW, JACK, I'M SORRY.

DOG AROUND HERE? >> OKAY, NOW, JACK, I'M SORRY. THAT DOG IS AS EXACTLY ALIVE AS

>> OKAY, NOW, JACK, I'M SORRY. THAT DOG IS AS EXACTLY ALIVE AS MRS. NUSSBAUM IS DEAD.

THAT DOG IS AS EXACTLY ALIVE AS MRS. NUSSBAUM IS DEAD. >> DOG IS A--

MRS. NUSSBAUM IS DEAD. >> DOG IS A-- I'M SORRY.

>> DOG IS A-- I'M SORRY. I CAN'T -- I CAN'T DO THE MATH.

I'M SORRY. I CAN'T -- I CAN'T DO THE MATH. >> IT'S A GHOST DOG.

I CAN'T -- I CAN'T DO THE MATH. >> IT'S A GHOST DOG. THAT'S A STRAIGHT-UP GHOST DOG.

>> IT'S A GHOST DOG. THAT'S A STRAIGHT-UP GHOST DOG. >> OH.

THAT'S A STRAIGHT-UP GHOST DOG. >> OH. >> YEAH, PEOP-- PEOPLE BEEN

>> OH. >> YEAH, PEOP-- PEOPLE BEEN SEEING THE DOG AND WHATNOT, AND

>> YEAH, PEOP-- PEOPLE BEEN SEEING THE DOG AND WHATNOT, AND I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, I DON'T

SEEING THE DOG AND WHATNOT, AND I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, I DON'T BELIEVE IN IT.

I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, I DON'T BELIEVE IN IT. WHEN YOU SEE A BIG-ASS DOG

BELIEVE IN IT. WHEN YOU SEE A BIG-ASS DOG RUNNING AROUND, THERE'S

WHEN YOU SEE A BIG-ASS DOG RUNNING AROUND, THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE THAT YOU SEE.

RUNNING AROUND, THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE THAT YOU SEE. AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS,

SOMETHING ELSE THAT YOU SEE. AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS, JACK?

AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS, JACK? >> NO. WHAT?

JACK? >> NO. WHAT? >> DOG PUUP.

>> NO. WHAT? >> DOG PUUP. >> DOG...?

>> DOG PUUP. >> DOG...? >> DOG PUUP.

>> DOG...? >> DOG PUUP. WHEN YOU GOT A DOG RUNNING

>> DOG PUUP. WHEN YOU GOT A DOG RUNNING AROUND, IT'S GONNA BIG OL' PILES

WHEN YOU GOT A DOG RUNNING AROUND, IT'S GONNA BIG OL' PILES OF DOG PUUP EVERYWHERE.

AROUND, IT'S GONNA BIG OL' PILES OF DOG PUUP EVERYWHERE. AND I HAVE BEEN HERE FOR

OF DOG PUUP EVERYWHERE. AND I HAVE BEEN HERE FOR 15 YEARS.

AND I HAVE BEEN HERE FOR 15 YEARS. I AIN'T NEVER, NARY SEEN NO ONE

15 YEARS. I AIN'T NEVER, NARY SEEN NO ONE PILE.

I AIN'T NEVER, NARY SEEN NO ONE PILE. >> 15 YEARS, NO...

PILE. >> 15 YEARS, NO... >> NO PUUP.

>> 15 YEARS, NO... >> NO PUUP. >> ...PUUP?

>> NO PUUP. >> ...PUUP? >> YEP, YEP. NOT A SINGLE BIT.

>> ...PUUP? >> YEP, YEP. NOT A SINGLE BIT. THAT'S JUST A PHANTOM DOG, OKAY?

>> YEP, YEP. NOT A SINGLE BIT. THAT'S JUST A PHANTOM DOG, OKAY? HE'S PROBABLY A SPECTER FROM THE

THAT'S JUST A PHANTOM DOG, OKAY? HE'S PROBABLY A SPECTER FROM THE BEYOND, OKAY?

HE'S PROBABLY A SPECTER FROM THE BEYOND, OKAY? HE'S PROBABLY JUST SOME KIND OF,

BEYOND, OKAY? HE'S PROBABLY JUST SOME KIND OF, LIKE, LITTLE DEVIL'S MINION WHO

HE'S PROBABLY JUST SOME KIND OF, LIKE, LITTLE DEVIL'S MINION WHO HAS TAKEN A FORM THAT HE KNOWS

LIKE, LITTLE DEVIL'S MINION WHO HAS TAKEN A FORM THAT HE KNOWS WILL SCARE US.

HAS TAKEN A FORM THAT HE KNOWS WILL SCARE US. KEEP THIS IN YOUR MIND, OKAY?

WILL SCARE US. KEEP THIS IN YOUR MIND, OKAY? THIS IS FOOD FOR THOUGHT FOR YOU

KEEP THIS IN YOUR MIND, OKAY? THIS IS FOOD FOR THOUGHT FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.

THIS IS FOOD FOR THOUGHT FOR YOU RIGHT NOW. GHOSTS...DON'T KILL PEOPLE.

RIGHT NOW. GHOSTS...DON'T KILL PEOPLE. PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE.

GHOSTS...DON'T KILL PEOPLE. PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE. AND OCCASIONALLY, YOU'LL HAVE A

PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE. AND OCCASIONALLY, YOU'LL HAVE A PERSON WHO'S UNDER THE EVIL

AND OCCASIONALLY, YOU'LL HAVE A PERSON WHO'S UNDER THE EVIL POWER OF A GHOST WHO WILL KILL

PERSON WHO'S UNDER THE EVIL POWER OF A GHOST WHO WILL KILL SOMEBODY.

POWER OF A GHOST WHO WILL KILL SOMEBODY. BUT I GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING

SOMEBODY. BUT I GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW -- THIS HOUSE --

BUT I GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW -- THIS HOUSE -- PHEW! -- I THINK IT'S GOT ITS

RIGHT NOW -- THIS HOUSE -- PHEW! -- I THINK IT'S GOT ITS BEST DAYS AHEAD OF IT.

PHEW! -- I THINK IT'S GOT ITS BEST DAYS AHEAD OF IT. >> THANKS, F'RESNEL.

BEST DAYS AHEAD OF IT. >> THANKS, F'RESNEL. >> OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.

>> THANKS, F'RESNEL. >> OH, YOU'RE WELCOME. YOU'RE WELCOME, BROTHER.

>> OH, YOU'RE WELCOME. YOU'RE WELCOME, BROTHER. I THINK, UH...

YOU'RE WELCOME, BROTHER. I THINK, UH... THINK I NEED TO GET A PO'BOY.

I THINK, UH... THINK I NEED TO GET A PO'BOY. >> HM.

THINK I NEED TO GET A PO'BOY. >> HM. >> ARE YOU GAME?

>> HM. >> ARE YOU GAME? >> OH, NO. NO, NO. I SHOULDN'T.

>> ARE YOU GAME? >> OH, NO. NO, NO. I SHOULDN'T. YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK IT.

>> OH, NO. NO, NO. I SHOULDN'T. YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK IT. >> MM.

YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK IT. >> MM. >> MM. WOW!

>> MM. >> MM. WOW! [ WRAPPER CRINKLES ]

>> MM. WOW! [ WRAPPER CRINKLES ] Wow.

[ WRAPPER CRINKLES ] Wow. >> MM-HMM?

Wow. >> MM-HMM? >> WOW!

>> MM-HMM? >> WOW! >> MM.

>> WOW! >> MM. >> [ SLURPS ]

>> MM. >> [ SLURPS ] >> HOT DIGGITY.

>> [ SLURPS ] >> HOT DIGGITY. >> WHEW!

>> HOT DIGGITY. >> WHEW! >> MM-HMM?

>> WHEW! >> MM-HMM? >> WOW!

>> MM-HMM? >> WOW! [ SLURPS ]

>> WOW! [ SLURPS ] [ BLOWS NOSE ]

[ SLURPS ] [ BLOWS NOSE ] >> THERE IT IS.

[ BLOWS NOSE ] >> THERE IT IS. [ BURPS ]

>> THERE IT IS. [ BURPS ] >> YEAH.

[ BURPS ] >> YEAH. >> BLBLBL!

>> YEAH. >> BLBLBL! MM-HMM!

>> BLBLBL! MM-HMM! >> HA HA!

MM-HMM! >> HA HA! WOW!

>> HA HA! WOW! [ BOTH SLURP ]

WOW! [ BOTH SLURP ] [ BOTH EXHALE DEEPLY ]

[ BOTH SLURP ] [ BOTH EXHALE DEEPLY ] >> TWO MORE SHRIMP PO'BOYS.

[ BOTH EXHALE DEEPLY ] >> TWO MORE SHRIMP PO'BOYS. [ THUNDER CRASHES ]

>> TWO MORE SHRIMP PO'BOYS. [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ DOG GROWLING ]

>> [ PANTING ] FUCK! [ SIGHS ]

FUCK! [ SIGHS ] [ PANTING CONTINUES ]

[ GRUNTS ]

COME ON! HUNH! [ SIGHS ]

>> AAH! >> AAAAH! >> AAH!

>> AAAAH! >> AAH! AAH!

>> AAH! AAH! OHH!

AAH! OHH! OHH! OHH!

OHH! OHH! OHH! >> I AM SO SICK OF BEING

OHH! OHH! >> I AM SO SICK OF BEING STARTLED!

[ WATER RUNNING ]

>> Mrs. Nussbaum? >> NO, SILLY. IT'S ME. >> [ SIGHS ]

HM.

[ ZIPPER OPENS, BELT RATTLES ]

I HOPE, UH, I HOPE THERE'S SOME HOT WATER LEFT OVER FOR... [ French accent ] ZE LITTLE

HOT WATER LEFT OVER FOR... [ French accent ] ZE LITTLE MONSIEUR.

[ French accent ] ZE LITTLE MONSIEUR. >> AAH!

MONSIEUR. >> AAH! >> OH, MY GOD!

>> AAH! >> OH, MY GOD! MARJORIE!

>> OH, MY GOD! MARJORIE! WHY IS MY WIFE'S SISTER IN MY

MARJORIE! WHY IS MY WIFE'S SISTER IN MY SHOWER?

WHY IS MY WIFE'S SISTER IN MY SHOWER? I GOT TO SET SOME GROUND RULES

SHOWER? I GOT TO SET SOME GROUND RULES AROUND HERE RIGHT NOW --

I GOT TO SET SOME GROUND RULES AROUND HERE RIGHT NOW -- STARTING RIGHT NOW.

AROUND HERE RIGHT NOW -- STARTING RIGHT NOW. >> I SAID IT WAS ME.

STARTING RIGHT NOW. >> I SAID IT WAS ME. GEEZ.

>> I SAID IT WAS ME. GEEZ. WAIT -- THE LITTLE MONSIEUR?

GEEZ. WAIT -- THE LITTLE MONSIEUR? REALLY?

WAIT -- THE LITTLE MONSIEUR? REALLY? OHH!

REALLY? OHH! >> NO, COME ON!

OHH! >> NO, COME ON! IT'S THE -- YOU HAVE TO KNOW THE

>> NO, COME ON! IT'S THE -- YOU HAVE TO KNOW THE CONTEXT.

IT'S THE -- YOU HAVE TO KNOW THE CONTEXT. >> WAIT A MINUTE.

CONTEXT. >> WAIT A MINUTE. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE

>> WAIT A MINUTE. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE CIRCUMCISED, JACK.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE CIRCUMCISED, JACK. >> REALLY?

CIRCUMCISED, JACK. >> REALLY? WE NEVER COVERED THAT AT

>> REALLY? WE NEVER COVERED THAT AT THANKSGIVING?

WE NEVER COVERED THAT AT THANKSGIVING? >> IT'S GENITAL MUTILATION, YOU

THANKSGIVING? >> IT'S GENITAL MUTILATION, YOU KNOW.

>> IT'S GENITAL MUTILATION, YOU KNOW. SLICING OFF THE TOPS OF BOY'S

KNOW. SLICING OFF THE TOPS OF BOY'S DICKS BECAUSE A

SLICING OFF THE TOPS OF BOY'S DICKS BECAUSE A COUPLE-THOUSAND-YEAR-OLD BOOK

DICKS BECAUSE A COUPLE-THOUSAND-YEAR-OLD BOOK ABOUT A MEDICINE MAN NAMED MOSES

COUPLE-THOUSAND-YEAR-OLD BOOK ABOUT A MEDICINE MAN NAMED MOSES SAYS TO DO IT?

ABOUT A MEDICINE MAN NAMED MOSES SAYS TO DO IT? THAT'S RELIGION FOR YOU.

SAYS TO DO IT? THAT'S RELIGION FOR YOU. >> HAH!

THAT'S RELIGION FOR YOU. >> HAH! [ INHALES DEEPLY ]

>> HAH! [ INHALES DEEPLY ] OKAY, WELL, UM...

[ INHALES DEEPLY ] OKAY, WELL, UM... LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.

OKAY, WELL, UM... LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. UH...WHEN DID YOU LEAVE THE

LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. UH...WHEN DID YOU LEAVE THE RESERVATION?

UH...WHEN DID YOU LEAVE THE RESERVATION? >> YOU HAVE A PRETTY NICE DICK,

RESERVATION? >> YOU HAVE A PRETTY NICE DICK, JACK.

>> YOU HAVE A PRETTY NICE DICK, JACK. >> THANK YOU?

JACK. >> THANK YOU? >> YOU KNOW I DON'T BELIEVE IN

>> THANK YOU? >> YOU KNOW I DON'T BELIEVE IN MARRIAGE, WHICH IS BASICALLY

>> YOU KNOW I DON'T BELIEVE IN MARRIAGE, WHICH IS BASICALLY INSTITUTIONALIZED SLAVERY AND

MARRIAGE, WHICH IS BASICALLY INSTITUTIONALIZED SLAVERY AND THE SUBJUGATION OF WOMEN.

INSTITUTIONALIZED SLAVERY AND THE SUBJUGATION OF WOMEN. >> HUH!

THE SUBJUGATION OF WOMEN. >> HUH! DIDN'T -- I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU

>> HUH! DIDN'T -- I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU SAY THAT BEFORE.

DIDN'T -- I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU SAY THAT BEFORE. >> YEAH.

SAY THAT BEFORE. >> YEAH. JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE MARRIED TO

>> YEAH. JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE MARRIED TO MY SISTER, THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE MARRIED TO MY SISTER, THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU OWN HER.

MY SISTER, THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU OWN HER. >> [ SIGHS ]

OWN HER. >> [ SIGHS ] SO, UH...WHAT WERE WE TALKING

>> [ SIGHS ] SO, UH...WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT BEFORE THE DICK THING?

SO, UH...WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT BEFORE THE DICK THING? UH...YEAH.

ABOUT BEFORE THE DICK THING? UH...YEAH. WHEN DID YOU LEAVE THE

UH...YEAH. WHEN DID YOU LEAVE THE RESERVATION?

WHEN DID YOU LEAVE THE RESERVATION? >> OH, LAST WEEK.

RESERVATION? >> OH, LAST WEEK. I MOVED TO A COOPERATIVE FARM IN

>> OH, LAST WEEK. I MOVED TO A COOPERATIVE FARM IN BATON ROUGE.

I MOVED TO A COOPERATIVE FARM IN BATON ROUGE. >> YUCK.

BATON ROUGE. >> YUCK. >> IT'S PRETTY COOL.

>> YUCK. >> IT'S PRETTY COOL. HERE.

>> IT'S PRETTY COOL. HERE. HELP A SISTER OUT AND GET MY

HERE. HELP A SISTER OUT AND GET MY BACK, WILL YOU?

HELP A SISTER OUT AND GET MY BACK, WILL YOU? >> I DO-- MM...

BACK, WILL YOU? >> I DO-- MM... >> THANK YOU.

>> I DO-- MM... >> THANK YOU. >> [ SIGHS ]

[ SNIFFS ] OH! THAT SMELLS AWFUL! >> [ SCOFFS ] IT DOES NOT.

OH! THAT SMELLS AWFUL! >> [ SCOFFS ] IT DOES NOT. IT'S ALL-NATURAL, ORGANIC

>> [ SCOFFS ] IT DOES NOT. IT'S ALL-NATURAL, ORGANIC QUINOA-FLAX LOTION WITH KELP AND

IT'S ALL-NATURAL, ORGANIC QUINOA-FLAX LOTION WITH KELP AND OCTOPUS PLACENTA.

QUINOA-FLAX LOTION WITH KELP AND OCTOPUS PLACENTA. >> OCTOPUS PLACENTA.

OCTOPUS PLACENTA. >> OCTOPUS PLACENTA. >> [ GROANS ]

>> OCTOPUS PLACENTA. >> [ GROANS ] SUCH STRONG HANDS.

>> [ GROANS ] SUCH STRONG HANDS. MY SISTER'S GOT SUCH GOOD TASTE.

SUCH STRONG HANDS. MY SISTER'S GOT SUCH GOOD TASTE. OHH, YEAH.

MY SISTER'S GOT SUCH GOOD TASTE. OHH, YEAH. I'M A FUCKING IDIOT WITH GUYS.

OHH, YEAH. I'M A FUCKING IDIOT WITH GUYS. >> REALLY?

I'M A FUCKING IDIOT WITH GUYS. >> REALLY? >> MM-HMM.

>> REALLY? >> MM-HMM. CURLY BEAR LEFT ME.

>> MM-HMM. CURLY BEAR LEFT ME. >> OH.

CURLY BEAR LEFT ME. >> OH. >> HE EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF

>> OH. >> HE EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE TRIBE.

>> HE EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE TRIBE. >> I DOUBT IT.

THE WHOLE TRIBE. >> I DOUBT IT. >> PLUS, HE STOLE MY SUBARU

>> I DOUBT IT. >> PLUS, HE STOLE MY SUBARU OUTBACK AND ALL MY CREDIT CARDS.

>> PLUS, HE STOLE MY SUBARU OUTBACK AND ALL MY CREDIT CARDS. AND MY BANJO.

OUTBACK AND ALL MY CREDIT CARDS. AND MY BANJO. >> MM-HMM.

AND MY BANJO. >> MM-HMM. >> AND MY MacBook PRO.

>> MM-HMM. >> AND MY MacBook PRO. >> YEAH.

>> AND MY MacBook PRO. >> YEAH. WELL, I BET YOU CALLED THE COPS.

>> YEAH. WELL, I BET YOU CALLED THE COPS. >> NO, OF COURSE NOT.

WELL, I BET YOU CALLED THE COPS. >> NO, OF COURSE NOT. IF ANYTHING, I SHOULD BE

>> NO, OF COURSE NOT. IF ANYTHING, I SHOULD BE THANKING CURLY BEAR, YOU KNOW?

IF ANYTHING, I SHOULD BE THANKING CURLY BEAR, YOU KNOW? I WAS SO WRAPPED UP IN MATERIAL

THANKING CURLY BEAR, YOU KNOW? I WAS SO WRAPPED UP IN MATERIAL B.S. THAT I WAS MISSING THE

I WAS SO WRAPPED UP IN MATERIAL B.S. THAT I WAS MISSING THE MOMENT.

B.S. THAT I WAS MISSING THE MOMENT. >> YEAH, I KNOW.

MOMENT. >> YEAH, I KNOW. THAT BANJO WAS TOTALLY HOLDING

>> YEAH, I KNOW. THAT BANJO WAS TOTALLY HOLDING YOU BACK.

THAT BANJO WAS TOTALLY HOLDING YOU BACK. >> YEAH.

YOU BACK. >> YEAH. SPIN. I'LL DO YOU NOW.

>> YEAH. SPIN. I'LL DO YOU NOW. >> NO.

SPIN. I'LL DO YOU NOW. >> NO. [ SIGHS ]

>> NO. [ SIGHS ] >> TRUST ME -- THIS STUFF IS

[ SIGHS ] >> TRUST ME -- THIS STUFF IS LIKE YOUR SKIN NEVER BREATHED

>> TRUST ME -- THIS STUFF IS LIKE YOUR SKIN NEVER BREATHED BEFORE, LIKE IT'S BEEN

LIKE YOUR SKIN NEVER BREATHED BEFORE, LIKE IT'S BEEN SUFFOCATING UNTIL TODAY.

BEFORE, LIKE IT'S BEEN SUFFOCATING UNTIL TODAY. >> SKIN DOESN'T BREATHE.

SUFFOCATING UNTIL TODAY. >> SKIN DOESN'T BREATHE. YOU EVER HEARD THAT?

>> SKIN DOESN'T BREATHE. YOU EVER HEARD THAT? IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

YOU EVER HEARD THAT? IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. >> [ GIGGLES ] SURE, JACK.

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. >> [ GIGGLES ] SURE, JACK. >> [ GIGGLES MOCKINGLY ]

>> [ GIGGLES ] SURE, JACK. >> [ GIGGLES MOCKINGLY ] >> [ SIGHS ]

>> [ GIGGLES MOCKINGLY ] >> [ SIGHS ] >> [ SIGHS ]

>> [ SIGHS ] >> [ SIGHS ] >> IT'S NOT SEXUAL, JACK.

>> [ SIGHS ] >> IT'S NOT SEXUAL, JACK. >> MM.

>> IT'S NOT SEXUAL, JACK. >> MM. >> IT'S JUST PEOPLE.

>> MM. >> IT'S JUST PEOPLE. >> AWESOME.

>> IT'S JUST PEOPLE. >> AWESOME. WELL, THANK YOU FOR THE OCTOPUS

>> AWESOME. WELL, THANK YOU FOR THE OCTOPUS PLACENTA...

WELL, THANK YOU FOR THE OCTOPUS PLACENTA... >> YOU'RE WELCOME.

PLACENTA... >> YOU'RE WELCOME. >> ...AND THAT CONVERSATION.

>> YOU'RE WELCOME. >> ...AND THAT CONVERSATION. AND I AM GONNA GO...

>> ...AND THAT CONVERSATION. AND I AM GONNA GO... ANYWHERE ELSE, BECAUSE I'VE GOT

AND I AM GONNA GO... ANYWHERE ELSE, BECAUSE I'VE GOT A TON TO DO, AND THIS IS WILDLY

ANYWHERE ELSE, BECAUSE I'VE GOT A TON TO DO, AND THIS IS WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE.

A TON TO DO, AND THIS IS WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE. >> YOU HAVE AN ERECTION, JACK.

INAPPROPRIATE. >> YOU HAVE AN ERECTION, JACK. >> YEAH. I GET THEM.

>> YOU HAVE AN ERECTION, JACK. >> YEAH. I GET THEM. >> IT'S NOTHING TO BE

>> YEAH. I GET THEM. >> IT'S NOTHING TO BE EMBARRASSED BY.

>> IT'S NOTHING TO BE EMBARRASSED BY. IT'S TOTALLY NATURAL.

EMBARRASSED BY. IT'S TOTALLY NATURAL. IF ANYTHING, I THINK IT SHOULD

IT'S TOTALLY NATURAL. IF ANYTHING, I THINK IT SHOULD BE CELEBRATED.

IF ANYTHING, I THINK IT SHOULD BE CELEBRATED. >> HMM.

BE CELEBRATED. >> HMM. >> THAT'S WHAT A MAYPOLE

>> HMM. >> THAT'S WHAT A MAYPOLE SYMBOLIZES, OF COURSE.

>> THAT'S WHAT A MAYPOLE SYMBOLIZES, OF COURSE. >> OF COURSE.

SYMBOLIZES, OF COURSE. >> OF COURSE. >> OH, HEY!

>> OF COURSE. >> OH, HEY! >> AAH! WOW!

>> OH, HEY! >> AAH! WOW! >> HI!

>> AAH! WOW! >> HI! >> IT'S LIKE GRAND CENTRAL

>> HI! >> IT'S LIKE GRAND CENTRAL STATION IN HERE.

>> IT'S LIKE GRAND CENTRAL STATION IN HERE. >> OH, MY GOD! HI!

STATION IN HERE. >> OH, MY GOD! HI! >> OH, YOU MUST BE MARJORIE.

>> OH, MY GOD! HI! >> OH, YOU MUST BE MARJORIE. >> YES!

>> OH, YOU MUST BE MARJORIE. >> YES! >> NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> YES! >> NICE TO MEET YOU. >> HI!

>> NICE TO MEET YOU. >> HI! >> I AM F'RESNEL.

>> HI! >> I AM F'RESNEL. I'M VERY SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT

>> I AM F'RESNEL. I'M VERY SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT CURLY BEAR.

>> PBHT! >> THANK YOU. >> AIE-BAH-BAAAAH!

>> THANK YOU. >> AIE-BAH-BAAAAH! WE CALL ON YOU, OGLEFAY.

>> AIE-BAH-BAAAAH! WE CALL ON YOU, OGLEFAY. WE THANK YOU FOR CLEANING THIS

WE CALL ON YOU, OGLEFAY. WE THANK YOU FOR CLEANING THIS HOUSE OF E-E-E-VIL.

WE THANK YOU FOR CLEANING THIS HOUSE OF E-E-E-VIL. WE THANK JACK FOR OPENING HIS

HOUSE OF E-E-E-VIL. WE THANK JACK FOR OPENING HIS DOORS AND HIS HEART.

WE THANK JACK FOR OPENING HIS DOORS AND HIS HEART. WE THANK F'RESNEL FOR BEARING

DOORS AND HIS HEART. WE THANK F'RESNEL FOR BEARING WITNESS TO THIS CEREMONY.

WE THANK F'RESNEL FOR BEARING WITNESS TO THIS CEREMONY. WE THANK THIS GUY...FOR...

WITNESS TO THIS CEREMONY. WE THANK THIS GUY...FOR... >> YEAH, I'M JUST HERE TO

WE THANK THIS GUY...FOR... >> YEAH, I'M JUST HERE TO INSTALL THE CABLE INTERNET.

>> YEAH, I'M JUST HERE TO INSTALL THE CABLE INTERNET. >> SORRY.

INSTALL THE CABLE INTERNET. >> SORRY. THE CIRCLE'S ALREADY BEEN

>> SORRY. THE CIRCLE'S ALREADY BEEN ESTABLISHED, SO IF YOU'LL JUST

THE CIRCLE'S ALREADY BEEN ESTABLISHED, SO IF YOU'LL JUST BEAR WITH US A FEW MINUTES...

ESTABLISHED, SO IF YOU'LL JUST BEAR WITH US A FEW MINUTES... >> COOL.

BEAR WITH US A FEW MINUTES... >> COOL. >> PBHT!

>> COOL. >> PBHT! PBHT!

>> PBHT! PBHT! >> SO SORRY YOU GOT ROPED INTO

PBHT! >> SO SORRY YOU GOT ROPED INTO THIS.

>> SO SORRY YOU GOT ROPED INTO THIS. >> WAIT.

THIS. >> WAIT. WHERE'S MY SISTER?

>> WAIT. WHERE'S MY SISTER? >> SHE'S LYING DOWN.

WHERE'S MY SISTER? >> SHE'S LYING DOWN. SHE'S NOT FEELING WELL.

>> SHE'S LYING DOWN. SHE'S NOT FEELING WELL. >> WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE

SHE'S NOT FEELING WELL. >> WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE INSISTED.

>> WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE INSISTED. >> I DID.

INSISTED. >> I DID. AND SHE DID THIS.

>> I DID. AND SHE DID THIS. >> GODDAMN!

AND SHE DID THIS. >> GODDAMN! >> OH, DEAR!

>> GODDAMN! >> OH, DEAR! >> GODDAMN.

>> OH, DEAR! >> GODDAMN. >> OKAY, THAT COULD GET

>> GODDAMN. >> OKAY, THAT COULD GET INFECTED.

>> OKAY, THAT COULD GET INFECTED. YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET SOME

INFECTED. YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET SOME BACTINE ON THERE.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET SOME BACTINE ON THERE. >> THANK YOU!

BACTINE ON THERE. >> THANK YOU! I PUT SOME FUCKING BACTINE ON

>> THANK YOU! I PUT SOME FUCKING BACTINE ON IT!

I PUT SOME FUCKING BACTINE ON IT! >> WHOA, JACK.

IT! >> WHOA, JACK. >> I'M SORRY.

>> WHOA, JACK. >> I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST THAT, UH, THIS HOUSE

>> I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST THAT, UH, THIS HOUSE HAS HAD A STRANGE EFFECT ON MY

IT'S JUST THAT, UH, THIS HOUSE HAS HAD A STRANGE EFFECT ON MY WIFE, AND I THINK SHE MIGHT BE

HAS HAD A STRANGE EFFECT ON MY WIFE, AND I THINK SHE MIGHT BE POSSESSED BY A DEMON, SO I'M A

WIFE, AND I THINK SHE MIGHT BE POSSESSED BY A DEMON, SO I'M A LITTLE STRESSED OUT.

POSSESSED BY A DEMON, SO I'M A LITTLE STRESSED OUT. >> THIS IS AN EVIL HOUSE, SO

LITTLE STRESSED OUT. >> THIS IS AN EVIL HOUSE, SO WE DOIN' THIS LITTLE, YOU KNOW,

>> THIS IS AN EVIL HOUSE, SO WE DOIN' THIS LITTLE, YOU KNOW, GRIS-GRIS CEREMONY.

WE DOIN' THIS LITTLE, YOU KNOW, GRIS-GRIS CEREMONY. NOT A DAY TOO SOON, NEITHER.

GRIS-GRIS CEREMONY. NOT A DAY TOO SOON, NEITHER. >> IT'S ACTUALLY A HAITIAN

NOT A DAY TOO SOON, NEITHER. >> IT'S ACTUALLY A HAITIAN CEREMONY.

>> IT'S ACTUALLY A HAITIAN CEREMONY. IT CLEANS THE SPACE OF BAD

CEREMONY. IT CLEANS THE SPACE OF BAD SPIRITS.

IT CLEANS THE SPACE OF BAD SPIRITS. >> COOL. VERY COOL.

SPIRITS. >> COOL. VERY COOL. >> [ BLOWS ]

>> COOL. VERY COOL. >> [ BLOWS ] >> AGAIN, JUST HERE FOR THE

>> [ BLOWS ] >> AGAIN, JUST HERE FOR THE CABLE INTERNET.

>> [ INHALES ] [ EXHALES ]

>> [ SIGHS ]

[ COUGHING ]

IS THERE MARIJUANA IN THERE? >> UH-HUH. YEAH. >> IS THAT WHAT USUALLY GOES IN

>> UH-HUH. YEAH. >> IS THAT WHAT USUALLY GOES IN THERE?

>> IS THAT WHAT USUALLY GOES IN THERE? >> NO, IT'S USUALLY JUST

THERE? >> NO, IT'S USUALLY JUST TOBACCO, BUT TOBACCO IS SO BAD

>> NO, IT'S USUALLY JUST TOBACCO, BUT TOBACCO IS SO BAD FOR YOU.

TOBACCO, BUT TOBACCO IS SO BAD FOR YOU. [ LIGHTER CLICKS ]

FOR YOU. [ LIGHTER CLICKS ] >> IS IT JUST ME, Y'ALL, OR IS

[ LIGHTER CLICKS ] >> IS IT JUST ME, Y'ALL, OR IS THIS, UM...

>> IS IT JUST ME, Y'ALL, OR IS THIS, UM... VERY, VERY...

THIS, UM... VERY, VERY... VERY STRONG MARIJUANA?

VERY, VERY... VERY STRONG MARIJUANA? >> WE GROW IT ON THE

VERY STRONG MARIJUANA? >> WE GROW IT ON THE RESERVATION.

>> WE GROW IT ON THE RESERVATION. >> DO YOU, NOW?

RESERVATION. >> DO YOU, NOW? >> YEAH.

>> DO YOU, NOW? >> YEAH. >> GOOD FOR YOU, BABY.

>> YEAH. >> GOOD FOR YOU, BABY. >> YEAH.

>> GOOD FOR YOU, BABY. >> YEAH. [ SITAR MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> MY HANDS ARE LIKE -- LIKE THE HULK. YOU KNOW THE INCREDIBLE HULK?

HULK. YOU KNOW THE INCREDIBLE HULK? NO, THEY'RE LIKE REGULAR SIZE?

YOU KNOW THE INCREDIBLE HULK? NO, THEY'RE LIKE REGULAR SIZE? 'CAUSE THEY FEEL LIKE HULK

NO, THEY'RE LIKE REGULAR SIZE? 'CAUSE THEY FEEL LIKE HULK HANDS.

'CAUSE THEY FEEL LIKE HULK HANDS. >> [ SIGHS ]

HANDS. >> [ SIGHS ] >> LIKE I CAN JUST PUNCH A

>> [ SIGHS ] >> LIKE I CAN JUST PUNCH A CRATER INTO THE GROUND, YOU

>> LIKE I CAN JUST PUNCH A CRATER INTO THE GROUND, YOU KNOW?

CRATER INTO THE GROUND, YOU KNOW? >> I GOT TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL.

KNOW? >> I GOT TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL. I THINK I SHOULD GO TO THE

>> I GOT TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL. I THINK I SHOULD GO TO THE HOSPITAL.

I THINK I SHOULD GO TO THE HOSPITAL. >> I ALSO HAVE TO GO TO THE

HOSPITAL. >> I ALSO HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL.

>> I ALSO HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL. THE OTHER ME NEEDS TO GO TO THE

HOSPITAL. THE OTHER ME NEEDS TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL IF I CAN GET DOWN

THE OTHER ME NEEDS TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL IF I CAN GET DOWN THERE.

HOSPITAL IF I CAN GET DOWN THERE. TOMORROW.

THERE. TOMORROW. >> Shh!

TOMORROW. >> Shh! JUST RIDE IT OUT.

>> Shh! JUST RIDE IT OUT. IT'S LIKE SURFING A WAVE.

JUST RIDE IT OUT. IT'S LIKE SURFING A WAVE. IT SEEMS TOO BIG AT FIRST, AND

IT'S LIKE SURFING A WAVE. IT SEEMS TOO BIG AT FIRST, AND THEN SOON, YOU'RE COASTING INTO

IT SEEMS TOO BIG AT FIRST, AND THEN SOON, YOU'RE COASTING INTO THE BEACH, AND THE VIEW IS

THEN SOON, YOU'RE COASTING INTO THE BEACH, AND THE VIEW IS FANTASTIC.

THE BEACH, AND THE VIEW IS FANTASTIC. YOU GUYS, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!

FANTASTIC. YOU GUYS, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL! >> IT'S NOT A DIFFERENT ME.

YOU GUYS, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL! >> IT'S NOT A DIFFERENT ME. IT'S ME FROM A DIFFERENT TIME.

>> IT'S NOT A DIFFERENT ME. IT'S ME FROM A DIFFERENT TIME. >> [ HOWLS ]

>> GIZO, GIZO, GIZO! FUNKY CALATCHYO! FUNYON! [ TRILLING ]

FUNKY CALATCHYO! FUNYON! [ TRILLING ] OHHHHHHH!

[ TRILLING ] OHHHHHHH! YA-YA-YA-YA-YO-LO-LO-LO

OHHHHHHH! YA-YA-YA-YA-YO-LO-LO-LO YO-LO-LO-LO HAH!

YA-YA-YA-YA-YO-LO-LO-LO YO-LO-LO-LO HAH! [ CHANTING ]

YO-LO-LO-LO HAH! [ CHANTING ] EE-PACHO! EE-HOME!

[ CHANTING ] EE-PACHO! EE-HOME! BE CLE-E-E-E-AN!

AND NOW THIS PLACE IS CLEAN. [ CREAKING, RUMBLING ] [ CRASHING ]

[ CREAKING, RUMBLING ] [ CRASHING ] WAAH!

[ CRASHING ] WAAH! >> OH!

WAAH! >> OH! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

>> OH! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE!

OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE! >> GO TO THE DOORWAY!

IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE! >> GO TO THE DOORWAY! >> THAT IS A MYTH!

>> GO TO THE DOORWAY! >> THAT IS A MYTH! GET NEXT TO A LARGE PIECE OF

>> THAT IS A MYTH! GET NEXT TO A LARGE PIECE OF FURNITURE!

GET NEXT TO A LARGE PIECE OF FURNITURE! >> WHAAH! AAH!

FURNITURE! >> WHAAH! AAH! >> VANESSA!

>> WHAAH! AAH! >> VANESSA! >> WHAAAH!

>> VANESSA! >> WHAAAH! >> OH, HELL NO!

>> WHAAAH! >> OH, HELL NO! [ ALL SCREAMING ]

>> OH, HELL NO! [ ALL SCREAMING ] [ SCREAMING FADES ]

>> HMM. >> [ SCOFFS ] WELL, THAT IS INCREDIBLY ODD.

>> [ SCOFFS ] WELL, THAT IS INCREDIBLY ODD. [ ALL SCREAMING ]

>> WHOA! THE EARTHQUAKE IS ONLY INSIDE THE HOUSE!

THE EARTHQUAKE IS ONLY INSIDE THE HOUSE! >> EVERYBODY OUT!

THE HOUSE! >> EVERYBODY OUT! [ ALL SCREAMING ]

>> EVERYBODY OUT! [ ALL SCREAMING ] >> GOD DAMN IT!

[ ALL SCREAMING ] >> GOD DAMN IT! WHAT...?

>> GOD DAMN IT! WHAT...? [ ALL SIGH ]

>> HI! YOU GUYS BOUGHT THE HOUSE OF BLOOD, HUH?

YOU GUYS BOUGHT THE HOUSE OF BLOOD, HUH? >> YEAH.

BLOOD, HUH? >> YEAH. >> YEAH.

>> YEAH. >> YEAH. MIND IF I ASK WHAT YOU GOT IT

>> YEAH. MIND IF I ASK WHAT YOU GOT IT FOR?

MIND IF I ASK WHAT YOU GOT IT FOR? >> $320,000.

FOR? >> $320,000. >> OGGGGGH.

>> HEY. >> HI. >> HI. HI.

>> HI. >> HI. HI. >> WHAT'S HAPPEN--

>> HI. HI. >> WHAT'S HAPPEN-- HI.

>> WHAT'S HAPPEN-- HI. >> HI.

HI. >> HI. >> UM...THERE'S AN EARTHQUAKE.

>> HI. >> UM...THERE'S AN EARTHQUAKE. BUT IT'S ONLY INSIDE.

>> UM...THERE'S AN EARTHQUAKE. BUT IT'S ONLY INSIDE. IT'S NOT OUTSIDE.

BUT IT'S ONLY INSIDE. IT'S NOT OUTSIDE. >> I SAY WE JUST GO AND WAIT IT

IT'S NOT OUTSIDE. >> I SAY WE JUST GO AND WAIT IT OUT.

>> I SAY WE JUST GO AND WAIT IT OUT. >> YEAH, I'M PROBABLY JUST GONNA

OUT. >> YEAH, I'M PROBABLY JUST GONNA GO, IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU

>> YEAH, I'M PROBABLY JUST GONNA GO, IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU GUYS.

GO, IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU GUYS. >> YEAH, OKAY.

GUYS. >> YEAH, OKAY. >> COULD YOU SIGN THIS SAYING

>> YEAH, OKAY. >> COULD YOU SIGN THIS SAYING YOU'RE SATISFIED WITH MY...

>> COULD YOU SIGN THIS SAYING YOU'RE SATISFIED WITH MY... >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, OF COURSE.

YOU'RE SATISFIED WITH MY... >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, OF COURSE. >> ...INSTALLATION OF CABLE

>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, OF COURSE. >> ...INSTALLATION OF CABLE INTERNET.

>> ...INSTALLATION OF CABLE INTERNET. >> OKAY.

INTERNET. >> OKAY. >> JUST INITIAL THAT.

>> OKAY. >> JUST INITIAL THAT. >> OKAY.

>> JUST INITIAL THAT. >> OKAY. GREAT.

>> OKAY. GREAT. >> ALL RIGHT.

GREAT. >> ALL RIGHT. GREAT.

>> ALL RIGHT. GREAT. >> ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY TO

GREAT. >> ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY TO DRIVE?

>> ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY TO DRIVE? >> WELL, I'M VERY, VERY HIGH,

DRIVE? >> WELL, I'M VERY, VERY HIGH, SO...

>> WELL, I'M VERY, VERY HIGH, SO... LET'S FIND OUT.

SO... LET'S FIND OUT. >> OKAY.

>> [ BREATHING SHAKILY ]

[ VAN DOOR CLOSES ] [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

[ BRAKES SQUEAK ]

[ BRAKES SQUEAK ] [ BACKUP SIGNAL BEEPING ]

>> WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

>> WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE TONIGHT. THIS IS LIKE IN THE MOVIES WHEN

HOUSE TONIGHT. THIS IS LIKE IN THE MOVIES WHEN INSANE SHIT HAPPENS AND THEY

THIS IS LIKE IN THE MOVIES WHEN INSANE SHIT HAPPENS AND THEY STILL DON'T LEAVE.

INSANE SHIT HAPPENS AND THEY STILL DON'T LEAVE. >> NO.

STILL DON'T LEAVE. >> NO. DO NOT BE RASH.

>> NO. DO NOT BE RASH. YOU ALWAYS DO THIS.

DO NOT BE RASH. YOU ALWAYS DO THIS. THIS IS OUR HOME.

YOU ALWAYS DO THIS. THIS IS OUR HOME. >> SOMETHING OBVIOUSLY THINKS

THIS IS OUR HOME. >> SOMETHING OBVIOUSLY THINKS THAT IT'S ITS HOME, AND IT'S

>> SOMETHING OBVIOUSLY THINKS THAT IT'S ITS HOME, AND IT'S TRYING TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF

THAT IT'S ITS HOME, AND IT'S TRYING TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF US!

TRYING TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF US! >> YOU'RE SCREAMING AT ME, AND I

US! >> YOU'RE SCREAMING AT ME, AND I LIKE IT HERE!

>> YOU'RE SCREAMING AT ME, AND I LIKE IT HERE! >> WELL, I DON'T LIKE IT HERE!

LIKE IT HERE! >> WELL, I DON'T LIKE IT HERE! >> I LIKE IT!

>> WELL, I DON'T LIKE IT HERE! >> I LIKE IT! >> NOW, NOW.

>> I LIKE IT! >> NOW, NOW. HEY, EVERYBODY CALM DOWN.

>> NOW, NOW. HEY, EVERYBODY CALM DOWN. NOW, LISTEN, YOU LOVEBIRDS,

HEY, EVERYBODY CALM DOWN. NOW, LISTEN, YOU LOVEBIRDS, DON'T FIGHT RIGHT NOW, OKAY?

NOW, LISTEN, YOU LOVEBIRDS, DON'T FIGHT RIGHT NOW, OKAY? WE'LL TALK THIS ALL OVER

DON'T FIGHT RIGHT NOW, OKAY? WE'LL TALK THIS ALL OVER OVER ONE OF F'RESNEL'S FAMOUS

WE'LL TALK THIS ALL OVER OVER ONE OF F'RESNEL'S FAMOUS PIZZA SALADS!

OVER ONE OF F'RESNEL'S FAMOUS PIZZA SALADS! HA-HA!

>> MM! >> HUH? >> WOW!

>> HUH? >> WOW! >> WHAT'D I TELL YOU?

>> WOW! >> WHAT'D I TELL YOU? [ CHUCKLES ]

>> WHAT'D I TELL YOU? [ CHUCKLES ] >> WHEN YOU SAID "PIZZA

[ CHUCKLES ] >> WHEN YOU SAID "PIZZA SALAD"...

>> WHEN YOU SAID "PIZZA SALAD"... I WAS KIND OF SKEPTICAL,

SALAD"... I WAS KIND OF SKEPTICAL, F'RESNEL.

I WAS KIND OF SKEPTICAL, F'RESNEL. >> [ CHUCKLES ]

F'RESNEL. >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> YEAH.

>> [ CHUCKLES ] >> YEAH. I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST

>> YEAH. I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST GONNA THROW SOME PIZZA SLICES IN

I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST GONNA THROW SOME PIZZA SLICES IN A BOWL OF SALAD.

GONNA THROW SOME PIZZA SLICES IN A BOWL OF SALAD. >> OH, THAT'S VERY MUCH WHAT I

A BOWL OF SALAD. >> OH, THAT'S VERY MUCH WHAT I DID DO.

>> OH, THAT'S VERY MUCH WHAT I DID DO. >> OH?

DID DO. >> OH? >> PRECISELY.

>> OH? >> PRECISELY. IN FACT, THAT'S WHY WE CALL IT

>> PRECISELY. IN FACT, THAT'S WHY WE CALL IT "PIZZA SALAD."

IN FACT, THAT'S WHY WE CALL IT "PIZZA SALAD." [ CHUCKLES ]

"PIZZA SALAD." [ CHUCKLES ] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?

[ CHUCKLES ] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? GET THIS -- TAKE A DOMINO'S

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? GET THIS -- TAKE A DOMINO'S PIZZA, YOU TOSS IT IN A BOWL

GET THIS -- TAKE A DOMINO'S PIZZA, YOU TOSS IT IN A BOWL WITH SOME SALAD...

PIZZA, YOU TOSS IT IN A BOWL WITH SOME SALAD... >> MM-HMM?

WITH SOME SALAD... >> MM-HMM? >> ...ALSO FROM DOMINO'S.

>> MM-HMM? >> ...ALSO FROM DOMINO'S. >> OH!

>> ...ALSO FROM DOMINO'S. >> OH! >> MM-HMM.

>> OH! >> MM-HMM. >> WELL, I THINK THIS IS A

>> MM-HMM. >> WELL, I THINK THIS IS A PERFECT TIME TO BRING UP SOME OF

>> WELL, I THINK THIS IS A PERFECT TIME TO BRING UP SOME OF THE WEIRD STUFF THAT'S BEEN

PERFECT TIME TO BRING UP SOME OF THE WEIRD STUFF THAT'S BEEN GOING ON IN THE HOUSE.

THE WEIRD STUFF THAT'S BEEN GOING ON IN THE HOUSE. >> MM-HMM. MM-HMM.

GOING ON IN THE HOUSE. >> MM-HMM. MM-HMM. >> UH, NAMELY MARJORIE'S...

>> MM-HMM. MM-HMM. >> UH, NAMELY MARJORIE'S... [ CHUCKLES ]

>> UH, NAMELY MARJORIE'S... [ CHUCKLES ] "SMUDGE CEREMONY."

[ CHUCKLES ] "SMUDGE CEREMONY." I THINK IT MAY HAVE AWOKEN

"SMUDGE CEREMONY." I THINK IT MAY HAVE AWOKEN SOMETHING...REALLY BIG.

I THINK IT MAY HAVE AWOKEN SOMETHING...REALLY BIG. >> THANK YOU.

SOMETHING...REALLY BIG. >> THANK YOU. >> NOT A CO--

>> THANK YOU. >> NOT A CO-- >> OR...

>> NOT A CO-- >> OR... SOMEONE COULD HAVE HIT OUR GAS

>> OR... SOMEONE COULD HAVE HIT OUR GAS LINE WHILE DIGGING IN THE

SOMEONE COULD HAVE HIT OUR GAS LINE WHILE DIGGING IN THE BACKYARD.

LINE WHILE DIGGING IN THE BACKYARD. THAT COULD ALSO EXPLAIN IT.

BACKYARD. THAT COULD ALSO EXPLAIN IT. >> ACTUALLY...

THAT COULD ALSO EXPLAIN IT. >> ACTUALLY... I DON'T THINK THAT EXPLAINS IT,

>> ACTUALLY... I DON'T THINK THAT EXPLAINS IT, VANESSA.

I DON'T THINK THAT EXPLAINS IT, VANESSA. >> THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH

VANESSA. >> THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS HOUSE.

>> THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS HOUSE. >> OKAY.

THIS HOUSE. >> OKAY. >> OLD HOUSES SETTLE.

>> OKAY. >> OLD HOUSES SETTLE. >> [ LAUGHS ]

>> OLD HOUSES SETTLE. >> [ LAUGHS ] THAT WAS...WAY BEYOND SETTLING!

>> [ LAUGHS ] THAT WAS...WAY BEYOND SETTLING! WAY BEYOND SETTLING!

THAT WAS...WAY BEYOND SETTLING! WAY BEYOND SETTLING! I KNOW CARPENTRY!

WAY BEYOND SETTLING! I KNOW CARPENTRY! THAT WAS NOT SETTLING, BOB VILA!

I KNOW CARPENTRY! THAT WAS NOT SETTLING, BOB VILA! OKAY?

THAT WAS NOT SETTLING, BOB VILA! OKAY? THAT WAS A THREE-MINUTE-LONG,

OKAY? THAT WAS A THREE-MINUTE-LONG, MASSIVE SHOCK WAVE THAT WOULD

THAT WAS A THREE-MINUTE-LONG, MASSIVE SHOCK WAVE THAT WOULD REGISTER AT 6 OR 7 ON A RICHTER

MASSIVE SHOCK WAVE THAT WOULD REGISTER AT 6 OR 7 ON A RICHTER SCALE.

REGISTER AT 6 OR 7 ON A RICHTER SCALE. YOU ARE PACKING YOUR KIMONO, AND

SCALE. YOU ARE PACKING YOUR KIMONO, AND WE ARE GOING TO A MOTEL TONIGHT.

YOU ARE PACKING YOUR KIMONO, AND WE ARE GOING TO A MOTEL TONIGHT. [ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> ARE YOU JACK WATSON? >> YEAH. YEAH, I MEAN, WE MET HERE TWO

>> YEAH. YEAH, I MEAN, WE MET HERE TWO DAYS AGO -- RIGHT HERE.

YEAH, I MEAN, WE MET HERE TWO DAYS AGO -- RIGHT HERE. >> OH.

DAYS AGO -- RIGHT HERE. >> OH. DID WE, MOZART?

>> OH. DID WE, MOZART? DID WE MEET TWO DAYS AGO?

DID WE, MOZART? DID WE MEET TWO DAYS AGO? >> DON'T BE A DICK...

DID WE MEET TWO DAYS AGO? >> DON'T BE A DICK... RENZO PIANO, THE FAMOUS

>> DON'T BE A DICK... RENZO PIANO, THE FAMOUS ARCHITECT.

RENZO PIANO, THE FAMOUS ARCHITECT. >> YOUR FAT WIFE AROUND?

ARCHITECT. >> YOUR FAT WIFE AROUND? >> MY WIFE IS PREGNANT WITH

>> YOUR FAT WIFE AROUND? >> MY WIFE IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS.

>> MY WIFE IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS. >> OH, YEAH -- RIGHT.

TWINS. >> OH, YEAH -- RIGHT. >> HEARD THAT BEFORE.

>> OH, YEAH -- RIGHT. >> HEARD THAT BEFORE. >> WHERE'S SHE AT?

>> HEARD THAT BEFORE. >> WHERE'S SHE AT? >> SHE'S IN THE KITCHEN,

>> WHERE'S SHE AT? >> SHE'S IN THE KITCHEN, EATING PIZZA SALAD WITH MY

>> SHE'S IN THE KITCHEN, EATING PIZZA SALAD WITH MY SISTER-IN-LAW AND MY BLACK

EATING PIZZA SALAD WITH MY SISTER-IN-LAW AND MY BLACK FRIEND AND NEIGHBOR, F'RESNEL.

SISTER-IN-LAW AND MY BLACK FRIEND AND NEIGHBOR, F'RESNEL. >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THAT

FRIEND AND NEIGHBOR, F'RESNEL. >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THAT SPECIFIC WITH US, SIR.

>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THAT SPECIFIC WITH US, SIR. >> MIND IF WE ASK HER A COUPLE

SPECIFIC WITH US, SIR. >> MIND IF WE ASK HER A COUPLE QUESTIONS?

>> MIND IF WE ASK HER A COUPLE QUESTIONS? >> CAN I SAY NO?

QUESTIONS? >> CAN I SAY NO? >> [ SCOFFS ] YEAH.

>> CAN I SAY NO? >> [ SCOFFS ] YEAH. BUT THEN WE COME BACK WITH A

>> [ SCOFFS ] YEAH. BUT THEN WE COME BACK WITH A WARRANT, AND YOU BETTER BE

BUT THEN WE COME BACK WITH A WARRANT, AND YOU BETTER BE LAWYERED UP, GREGORY HINES.

WARRANT, AND YOU BETTER BE LAWYERED UP, GREGORY HINES. >> THE DANCER GUY?

LAWYERED UP, GREGORY HINES. >> THE DANCER GUY? >> I DON'T KNO-- I DON'T KNOW

>> THE DANCER GUY? >> I DON'T KNO-- I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID THAT.

>> I DON'T KNO-- I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID THAT. >> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU

WHY I SAID THAT. >> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU SAID THAT, EITHER.

>> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU SAID THAT, EITHER. >> FOLKS, WE NEED YOU TO LOOK AT

SAID THAT, EITHER. >> FOLKS, WE NEED YOU TO LOOK AT SOME PHOTOGRAPHS, BUT I WILL

>> FOLKS, WE NEED YOU TO LOOK AT SOME PHOTOGRAPHS, BUT I WILL WARN YOU, THEY ARE [SMACKS LIPS]

SOME PHOTOGRAPHS, BUT I WILL WARN YOU, THEY ARE [SMACKS LIPS] A LITTLE BIT GRAPHIC.

WARN YOU, THEY ARE [SMACKS LIPS] A LITTLE BIT GRAPHIC. [ ALL GASP ]

A LITTLE BIT GRAPHIC. [ ALL GASP ] >> OH!

[ ALL GASP ] >> OH! >> OH, GOD.

>> OH! >> OH, GOD. >> MNH!

>> OH, GOD. >> MNH! >> AAH!

>> MNH! >> AAH! >> OH, HEAVENS.

>> AAH! >> OH, HEAVENS. I-I APOLOGIZE.

>> OH, HEAVENS. I-I APOLOGIZE. I --

I-I APOLOGIZE. I -- >> YEAH, THEY'RE GRAPHIC.

I -- >> YEAH, THEY'RE GRAPHIC. >> JACK?

>> YEAH, THEY'RE GRAPHIC. >> JACK? >> HM?

>> JACK? >> HM? >> HONEY...

>> HM? >> HONEY... >> OH, NO, NO, NO.

>> HONEY... >> OH, NO, NO, NO. I'M NOT GONNA PUKE.

>> OH, NO, NO, NO. I'M NOT GONNA PUKE. I MEAN, I'M NOT A PUKER.

>> [ VOMITING ] >> OH, GOD. F'RESNEL. >> MARGE.

>> OH, GOD. F'RESNEL. >> MARGE. >> IT'S OKAY.

>> MARGE. >> IT'S OKAY. >> OH!

>> IT'S OKAY. >> OH! >> VERY NATURAL.

>> OH! >> VERY NATURAL. >> OH, GOD.

>> VERY NATURAL. >> OH, GOD. >> THEY'RE VERY GRUESOME -- VERY

>> OH, GOD. >> THEY'RE VERY GRUESOME -- VERY GRUESOME PICTURES.

>> THEY'RE VERY GRUESOME -- VERY GRUESOME PICTURES. IT'S OKAY.

GRUESOME PICTURES. IT'S OKAY. >> OH!

IT'S OKAY. >> OH! >> OH, GOD!

>> OH! >> OH, GOD! >> OKAY.

>> OH, GOD! >> OKAY. >> OH, MY GOD.

>> OKAY. >> OH, MY GOD. >> OKAY.

>> OH, MY GOD. >> OKAY. >> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

>> OKAY. >> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? PERHAPS WE COULD CONTINUE THIS

>> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? PERHAPS WE COULD CONTINUE THIS CONVERSATION IN THE LIVING ROOM,

PERHAPS WE COULD CONTINUE THIS CONVERSATION IN THE LIVING ROOM, WHICH, UM, HAS LESS VOMIT IN IT.

CONVERSATION IN THE LIVING ROOM, WHICH, UM, HAS LESS VOMIT IN IT. >> YEAH.

>> [ SUCKING THROUGH TEETH ] [ SNIFFS ]

THIS IS DR. MICHAEL MARSHALL. OR AT LEAST... IT WAS.

OR AT LEAST... IT WAS. >> 'CAUSE HE'S DEAD!

IT WAS. >> 'CAUSE HE'S DEAD! >> [ Voice breaking ] OH, MY

>> 'CAUSE HE'S DEAD! >> [ Voice breaking ] OH, MY GOD.

>> [ Voice breaking ] OH, MY GOD. >> NOW, HIS RECORDS INDICATE

GOD. >> NOW, HIS RECORDS INDICATE THAT YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON TO

>> NOW, HIS RECORDS INDICATE THAT YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON TO SEE HIM, MS. WATSON.

THAT YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON TO SEE HIM, MS. WATSON. >> HE WROTE DOWN WHEN HE DIED?

SEE HIM, MS. WATSON. >> HE WROTE DOWN WHEN HE DIED? THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD, ISN'T IT?

>> HE WROTE DOWN WHEN HE DIED? THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD, ISN'T IT? >> [ TALKS MOCKINGLY ]

THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD, ISN'T IT? >> [ TALKS MOCKINGLY ] FUCK...YOU.

>> [ TALKS MOCKINGLY ] FUCK...YOU. HERS WAS THE LAST APPOINTMENT

FUCK...YOU. HERS WAS THE LAST APPOINTMENT ON HIS BOOKS.

HERS WAS THE LAST APPOINTMENT ON HIS BOOKS. >> NOW, WE'RE NOT SAYING THAT

ON HIS BOOKS. >> NOW, WE'RE NOT SAYING THAT YOU DID ANYTHING, OBVIOUSLY.

>> NOW, WE'RE NOT SAYING THAT YOU DID ANYTHING, OBVIOUSLY. WE JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOU SAW

YOU DID ANYTHING, OBVIOUSLY. WE JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOU SAW ANYTHING, HEARD ANYTHING

WE JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOU SAW ANYTHING, HEARD ANYTHING UNUSUAL.

ANYTHING, HEARD ANYTHING UNUSUAL. THAT'S ALL.

UNUSUAL. THAT'S ALL. >> NO, I...

THAT'S ALL. >> NO, I... GOD.

>> NO, I... GOD. >> OKAY.

GOD. >> OKAY. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS KIND OF

>> OKAY. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS KIND OF THING CAN HAPPEN IN THIS DAY AND

>> I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS KIND OF THING CAN HAPPEN IN THIS DAY AND AGE.

THING CAN HAPPEN IN THIS DAY AND AGE. I JUST -- [ SNIFFLES ]

AGE. I JUST -- [ SNIFFLES ] MAYBE WE --

I JUST -- [ SNIFFLES ] MAYBE WE -- >> HEY. [ SNAPS FINGERS ]

MAYBE WE -- >> HEY. [ SNAPS FINGERS ] WHAT'S WITH THE BLOOD ON YOUR

>> HEY. [ SNAPS FINGERS ] WHAT'S WITH THE BLOOD ON YOUR SHIRT?

WHAT'S WITH THE BLOOD ON YOUR SHIRT? >> OHH.

SHIRT? >> OHH. >> UH, YEAH, GOSH.

>> OHH. >> UH, YEAH, GOSH. I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN CARE OF

>> UH, YEAH, GOSH. I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN CARE OF THIS.

I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN CARE OF THIS. THIS IS, UM, I SCRATCHED MYSELF

THIS. THIS IS, UM, I SCRATCHED MYSELF EARLIER.

THIS IS, UM, I SCRATCHED MYSELF EARLIER. >> YEAH.

EARLIER. >> YEAH. >> AND, UM...MM.

>> YEAH. >> AND, UM...MM. MM-HMM.

>> AND, UM...MM. MM-HMM. >> WHAT'D YOU SCRATCH YOURSELF

MM-HMM. >> WHAT'D YOU SCRATCH YOURSELF ON?

>> WHAT'D YOU SCRATCH YOURSELF ON? A GRIZZLY BEAR?

ON? A GRIZZLY BEAR? >> THE QUESTION...REMAINS.

DID YOU...SEE ANYTHING... unusual? >> I TOLD YOU -- NO.

>> NEITHER OF YOU SAW ANYTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY? >> NO.

OUT OF THE ORDINARY? >> NO. >> THAT'S GOOD. ALL RIGHT.

>> NO. >> THAT'S GOOD. ALL RIGHT. >> OKAY.

>> THAT'S GOOD. ALL RIGHT. >> OKAY. >> THANK YOU, GUYS.

>> OKAY. >> THANK YOU, GUYS. >> WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR

>> THANK YOU, GUYS. >> WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR TIME.

>> WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR TIME. >> YEAH.

YOUR TIME. >> YEAH. >> NO FURTHER QUESTIONS FROM US.

>> YEAH. >> NO FURTHER QUESTIONS FROM US. >> WE APPRECIATE THAT AND, UH,

>> NO FURTHER QUESTIONS FROM US. >> WE APPRECIATE THAT AND, UH, ALL YOUR PATIENCE.

>> WE APPRECIATE THAT AND, UH, ALL YOUR PATIENCE. WE WILL BE IN TOUCH.

ALL YOUR PATIENCE. WE WILL BE IN TOUCH. HAVE A GOOD DAY.

>> WELL...[ SIGHS ] THEY'RE HIDING SOMETHING. >> WHILE YOU WERE TALKING TO

THEY'RE HIDING SOMETHING. >> WHILE YOU WERE TALKING TO THEM, WE DID A FULL SWEEP OF THE

>> WHILE YOU WERE TALKING TO THEM, WE DID A FULL SWEEP OF THE HOUSE.

THEM, WE DID A FULL SWEEP OF THE HOUSE. >> WE SEARCHED THE PLACE, AND

HOUSE. >> WE SEARCHED THE PLACE, AND WE FEEL THERE IS SOMETHING VERY

>> WE SEARCHED THE PLACE, AND WE FEEL THERE IS SOMETHING VERY UNHOLY ABOUT THIS HOUSE.

WE FEEL THERE IS SOMETHING VERY UNHOLY ABOUT THIS HOUSE. >> SI.

UNHOLY ABOUT THIS HOUSE. >> SI. >> WELL, I CAN TELL YOU THIS --

>> SI. >> WELL, I CAN TELL YOU THIS -- THAT FAT GIRL, SHE DOESN'T KNOW

>> WELL, I CAN TELL YOU THIS -- THAT FAT GIRL, SHE DOESN'T KNOW A THING.

THAT FAT GIRL, SHE DOESN'T KNOW A THING. >> THE WOMAN -- DOES SHE LOOK

A THING. >> THE WOMAN -- DOES SHE LOOK ANYTHING...

>> THE WOMAN -- DOES SHE LOOK ANYTHING... [ SNAPS FINGERS ] LIKE THIS?

ANYTHING... [ SNAPS FINGERS ] LIKE THIS? >> [ Chuckling ] WHOA!

[ SNAPS FINGERS ] LIKE THIS? >> [ Chuckling ] WHOA! YEAH!

>> [ Chuckling ] WHOA! YEAH! GREAT SKATES!

YEAH! GREAT SKATES! >> SHE LOOKS A LOT LIKE THAT.

GREAT SKATES! >> SHE LOOKS A LOT LIKE THAT. >> WE TAKE THESE PICTURES IN THE

>> SHE LOOKS A LOT LIKE THAT. >> WE TAKE THESE PICTURES IN THE HOUSE THREE MINUTES AGO.

>> WE TAKE THESE PICTURES IN THE HOUSE THREE MINUTES AGO. >> WHAT THE SHIT?!

HOUSE THREE MINUTES AGO. >> WHAT THE SHIT?! >> WAIT -- YOU TOOK THESE IN THE

>> WHAT THE SHIT?! >> WAIT -- YOU TOOK THESE IN THE HOUSE THREE MINUTES AGO?

>> WAIT -- YOU TOOK THESE IN THE HOUSE THREE MINUTES AGO? HOW'D YOU PRINT THEM OUT SO

HOUSE THREE MINUTES AGO? HOW'D YOU PRINT THEM OUT SO QUICK?

HOW'D YOU PRINT THEM OUT SO QUICK? >> [ SNAPS FINGERS ]

QUICK? >> [ SNAPS FINGERS ] >> HOLY COW!

>> [ SNAPS FINGERS ] >> HOLY COW! THAT'S A SMALL PRINTER.

>> HOLY COW! THAT'S A SMALL PRINTER. >> TINY PRINTER, RIGHT?

THAT'S A SMALL PRINTER. >> TINY PRINTER, RIGHT? >> IT'S NOT ABOUT THE SIZE --

>> TINY PRINTER, RIGHT? >> IT'S NOT ABOUT THE SIZE -- IT'S ABOUT THE QUALITY.

>> IT'S NOT ABOUT THE SIZE -- IT'S ABOUT THE QUALITY. THAT'S WHAT I'M IMPRESSED WITH.

IT'S ABOUT THE QUALITY. THAT'S WHAT I'M IMPRESSED WITH. >> PRINTER TECHNOLOGY MOVE

THAT'S WHAT I'M IMPRESSED WITH. >> PRINTER TECHNOLOGY MOVE FORWARD THESE DAYS LEAPS AND

>> PRINTER TECHNOLOGY MOVE FORWARD THESE DAYS LEAPS AND BOUNDS.

FORWARD THESE DAYS LEAPS AND BOUNDS. >> THAT'S ADORABLE.

BOUNDS. >> THAT'S ADORABLE. >> THIS IS THE SAME TINY PRINTER

>> THAT'S ADORABLE. >> THIS IS THE SAME TINY PRINTER THAT IS ENDORSED BY

>> THIS IS THE SAME TINY PRINTER THAT IS ENDORSED BY ASHTON "COOK-A-NER."

THAT IS ENDORSED BY ASHTON "COOK-A-NER." >> ASHTON "KUSHNER," HE SAY...

ASHTON "COOK-A-NER." >> ASHTON "KUSHNER," HE SAY... >> HE USE THE SAME ONE.

>> ASHTON "KUSHNER," HE SAY... >> HE USE THE SAME ONE. >> ..."ONLY ONE PRINTER I USE."

>> HE USE THE SAME ONE. >> ..."ONLY ONE PRINTER I USE." >> [ SNAPS FINGERS ] THAT ONE!

>> ..."ONLY ONE PRINTER I USE." >> [ SNAPS FINGERS ] THAT ONE! >> WELL, HE'S COOL, AND IF HE'S

>> [ SNAPS FINGERS ] THAT ONE! >> WELL, HE'S COOL, AND IF HE'S USING IT, THEN BY DE FACTO, I'M

>> WELL, HE'S COOL, AND IF HE'S USING IT, THEN BY DE FACTO, I'M KIND OF COOL, RIGHT?

USING IT, THEN BY DE FACTO, I'M KIND OF COOL, RIGHT? >> I LIKE ALL OF THE MOVIES

KIND OF COOL, RIGHT? >> I LIKE ALL OF THE MOVIES WHERE ASHTON "KUSHNER" GET

>> I LIKE ALL OF THE MOVIES WHERE ASHTON "KUSHNER" GET MARRIED BY ACCIDENT, YOU KNOW?

WHERE ASHTON "KUSHNER" GET MARRIED BY ACCIDENT, YOU KNOW? >> HE ACCIDENTALLY GOT MARRIED!

MARRIED BY ACCIDENT, YOU KNOW? >> HE ACCIDENTALLY GOT MARRIED! >> HE, LIKE, WAKE UP, AND

>> HE ACCIDENTALLY GOT MARRIED! >> HE, LIKE, WAKE UP, AND "UH-OH!"

>> HE, LIKE, WAKE UP, AND "UH-OH!" >> YEAH, AND THE JUDGE GOES, "I

"UH-OH!" >> YEAH, AND THE JUDGE GOES, "I SENTENCE YOU TO MARRIAGE."

>> YEAH, AND THE JUDGE GOES, "I SENTENCE YOU TO MARRIAGE." >> "YOU CAN'T DO THIS!

SENTENCE YOU TO MARRIAGE." >> "YOU CAN'T DO THIS! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!

>> "YOU CAN'T DO THIS! YOU CAN'T DO THIS! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!

YOU CAN'T DO THIS! YOU CAN'T DO THIS! YOU CANNOT DO THIS!"

YOU CAN'T DO THIS! YOU CANNOT DO THIS!" >> 'CAUSE MARRIAGE IS A

YOU CANNOT DO THIS!" >> 'CAUSE MARRIAGE IS A SENTENCE.

>> 'CAUSE MARRIAGE IS A SENTENCE. MARRIAGE IS A SENTENCE.

SENTENCE. MARRIAGE IS A SENTENCE. >> WHAT WERE WE SAYING?

MARRIAGE IS A SENTENCE. >> WHAT WERE WE SAYING? >> WITH THE HELLHOUND, WITH THE

>> WHAT WERE WE SAYING? >> WITH THE HELLHOUND, WITH THE CRUCIFIXION IN THE DOCTOR'S

>> WITH THE HELLHOUND, WITH THE CRUCIFIXION IN THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE, WE FEEL IT IS VERY

CRUCIFIXION IN THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE, WE FEEL IT IS VERY POSSIBLE WE HAVE DEMONIC

OFFICE, WE FEEL IT IS VERY POSSIBLE WE HAVE DEMONIC POSSESSION.

POSSIBLE WE HAVE DEMONIC POSSESSION. >> I DON'T KNOW, GUYS.

POSSESSION. >> I DON'T KNOW, GUYS. THEY'RE ACTUALLY SUPER-SWEET,

>> I DON'T KNOW, GUYS. THEY'RE ACTUALLY SUPER-SWEET, AND, UH, THE WOMAN -- I MEAN,

THEY'RE ACTUALLY SUPER-SWEET, AND, UH, THE WOMAN -- I MEAN, SHE'S LIKE MEGO-PREGO, SO I

AND, UH, THE WOMAN -- I MEAN, SHE'S LIKE MEGO-PREGO, SO I DON'T KNOW.

SHE'S LIKE MEGO-PREGO, SO I DON'T KNOW. >> SHE'S PREGO?

DON'T KNOW. >> SHE'S PREGO? >> JEEPERS.

>> SHE'S PREGO? >> JEEPERS. >> HOW FAR ALONG IS SHE?

>> JEEPERS. >> HOW FAR ALONG IS SHE? >> WELL, GUYS, WE'RE NOT

>> HOW FAR ALONG IS SHE? >> WELL, GUYS, WE'RE NOT DOCTORS, BUT SHE'S PRETTY FAR

>> WELL, GUYS, WE'RE NOT DOCTORS, BUT SHE'S PRETTY FAR ALONG.

DOCTORS, BUT SHE'S PRETTY FAR ALONG. SHE'S READY TO DROP.

ALONG. SHE'S READY TO DROP. >> LOOK, WE'D LOVE TO HELP YOU

SHE'S READY TO DROP. >> LOOK, WE'D LOVE TO HELP YOU OUT, BUT, I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE

>> LOOK, WE'D LOVE TO HELP YOU OUT, BUT, I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE YOU THISOMEONE'S POSSESSED,

OUT, BUT, I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE YOU THISOMEONE'S POSSESSED, WE HAVE PICTURES OF A GHOST DOG

YOU THISOMEONE'S POSSESSED, WE HAVE PICTURES OF A GHOST DOG AND A GRUESOME CRUCIFIXION

WE HAVE PICTURES OF A GHOST DOG AND A GRUESOME CRUCIFIXION MURDER, I MEAN, NONE OF THESE

AND A GRUESOME CRUCIFIXION MURDER, I MEAN, NONE OF THESE THINGS REALLY CONNECT.

MURDER, I MEAN, NONE OF THESE THINGS REALLY CONNECT. I MEAN, IF THEY DID IT, THEY'LL

THINGS REALLY CONNECT. I MEAN, IF THEY DID IT, THEY'LL SLIP UP, AND WHEN THEY DO, WE'LL

I MEAN, IF THEY DID IT, THEY'LL SLIP UP, AND WHEN THEY DO, WE'LL BE HERE.

SLIP UP, AND WHEN THEY DO, WE'LL BE HERE. >> WE GOT EVERYTHING UNDER

BE HERE. >> WE GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.

>> WE GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL. [ BIRD SCREECHES ]

CONTROL. [ BIRD SCREECHES ] >> OH, GEEZ!

[ BIRD SCREECHES ] >> OH, GEEZ! >> WHAT THE HELL?

>> OH! OH, IT'S JUST A CROW. IT'S JUST A CROW, JUST A DEAD

OH, IT'S JUST A CROW. IT'S JUST A CROW, JUST A DEAD CROW.

IT'S JUST A CROW, JUST A DEAD CROW. IT'S JUST A DEAD CROW.

CROW. IT'S JUST A DEAD CROW. >> NO.

IT'S JUST A DEAD CROW. >> NO. IT'S A HARPY.

>> NO. IT'S A HARPY. SEE FOR YOURSELF, HUH?

>> YOU GUYS GET A LOT OF THESE? >> YOU'D BE SURPRISED. >> KINDA. YEAH.

>> YOU'D BE SURPRISED. >> KINDA. YEAH. >> WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

>> KINDA. YEAH. >> WHAT DOES IT MEAN? >> THE HARPY...

>> WHAT DOES IT MEAN? >> THE HARPY... >> YEAH.

>> THE HARPY... >> YEAH. >> ...IS A HARBINGER OF EVIL.

>> YEAH. >> ...IS A HARBINGER OF EVIL. >> IT IS...A MESSAGE FROM HELL.

>> ...IS A HARBINGER OF EVIL. >> IT IS...A MESSAGE FROM HELL. TRUST ME -- THINGS ARE ABOUT TO

>> IT IS...A MESSAGE FROM HELL. TRUST ME -- THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET VERY, VERY BAD.

TRUST ME -- THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET VERY, VERY BAD. [ TIRES SCREECHING ]

>> GEE WHIZ. I-I AM SO SORRY. THERE WAS A BUMBLEBEE IN THE

I-I AM SO SORRY. THERE WAS A BUMBLEBEE IN THE CAR, AND I JUST LOST CONTROL.

THERE WAS A BUMBLEBEE IN THE CAR, AND I JUST LOST CONTROL. OH, FUCK.

CAR, AND I JUST LOST CONTROL. OH, FUCK. OH, FUCK!

OH, FUCK. OH, FUCK! [ TIRES SQUEAL ]

>> WELL... WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW? >> NOW WE WAIT.

WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW? >> NOW WE WAIT. NOW...

>> NOW WE WAIT. NOW... WE WAIT.

[ WHIRRING ] [ DIAL-UP MODEM BEEPING ] [ CHOIR SINGING IN LATIN ]

[ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ GROWLING IN DISTANCE ]

[ HISSING ]

>> WHA! AAH! AAH! OH, MY GOD!

AAH! AAH! OH, MY GOD! AAAH! AAAH!

OH, MY GOD! AAAH! AAAH! [ BOTH SCREAM ]

>> [ LAUGHS DEMONICALLY ] [ ALL SCREAMING ] [ HOWLS DEMONICALLY ]

>> OHHH! [ ALL PANTING ] >> OH, MY GOD.

[ ALL PANTING ] >> OH, MY GOD. YOU GUYS, WE NEED A DOCTOR.

>> OH, MY GOD. YOU GUYS, WE NEED A DOCTOR. >> NO.

YOU GUYS, WE NEED A DOCTOR. >> NO. WE NEED A PRIEST.

>> NO. WE NEED A PRIEST. [ ENGINE REVS, SIREN WAILS ]

WE NEED A PRIEST. [ ENGINE REVS, SIREN WAILS ] [ TIRES SCREECH ]

[ ENGINE REVS, SIREN WAILS ] [ TIRES SCREECH ] [ THUNDER CLAPS ]

>> GUYS. >> PRIESTS. >> GUYS!

>> YAAH!

>> HAVE NO FEAR, SIR. >> WHO ARE YOU GUYS? >> WE ARE TEAM 4.

[ INDISTINCT VOICES WHISPERING ] [ THUNDER CRASHES ] >> [ GROWLING DEMONICALLY ]

[ THUNDER CRASHES ] >> [ GROWLING DEMONICALLY ] [ Demonically ] WHY?

>> [ GROWLING DEMONICALLY ] [ Demonically ] WHY? WHY DID YOU LET THEM IMPALE ME

[ Demonically ] WHY? WHY DID YOU LET THEM IMPALE ME WITH THAT UMBRELLA?

WHY DID YOU LET THEM IMPALE ME WITH THAT UMBRELLA? >> DO NO LISTEN TO HIM!

WITH THAT UMBRELLA? >> DO NO LISTEN TO HIM! HE IS THE FATHER OF LIES!

>> DO NO LISTEN TO HIM! HE IS THE FATHER OF LIES! >> AAH!

HE IS THE FATHER OF LIES! >> AAH! >> YOU GUYS GOT THIS?

>> AAH! >> YOU GUYS GOT THIS? EVERYBODY COOL?

>> YOU GUYS GOT THIS? EVERYBODY COOL? >> [ GROWLING DEMONICALLY ]

EVERYBODY COOL? >> [ GROWLING DEMONICALLY ] LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!

>> [ GROWLING DEMONICALLY ] LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA! [ BOTH SPEAKING LATIN ]

LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA! [ BOTH SPEAKING LATIN ] >> [ Normal voice ] OH, GOD!

[ BOTH SPEAKING LATIN ] >> [ Normal voice ] OH, GOD! HERE THEY COME!

>> [ Normal voice ] OH, GOD! HERE THEY COME! >> OH, SHIT!

HERE THEY COME! >> OH, SHIT! >> BABY, HELP ME!

>> OH, SHIT! >> BABY, HELP ME! THE BABIES ARE COMING!

>> BABY, HELP ME! THE BABIES ARE COMING! PLEASE HELP!

THE BABIES ARE COMING! PLEASE HELP! >> BREATHE, VANESSA! BREATHE!

PLEASE HELP! >> BREATHE, VANESSA! BREATHE! >> IT HURTS SO BAD!

>> BREATHE, VANESSA! BREATHE! >> IT HURTS SO BAD! >> REMEMBER WHAT THEY TAUGHT US

>> IT HURTS SO BAD! >> REMEMBER WHAT THEY TAUGHT US IN --

>> REMEMBER WHAT THEY TAUGHT US IN -- >> [ Demonically ] SHUT UP!

IN -- >> [ Demonically ] SHUT UP! >> I CAN SEE IT! OH, MY GOD!

>> [ Demonically ] SHUT UP! >> I CAN SEE IT! OH, MY GOD! >> [ Normal voice ] OH, MY GOD!

>> I CAN SEE IT! OH, MY GOD! >> [ Normal voice ] OH, MY GOD! >> PUSH!

>> [ Normal voice ] OH, MY GOD! >> PUSH! >> AAAAAAH!

>> PUSH! >> AAAAAAH! [ BABY CRYING ]

>> AAAAAAH! [ BABY CRYING ] >> OHHHHH, MY GOD!

[ BABY CRYING ] >> OHHHHH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

>> OHHHHH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! >> WHAT IS IT?

>> IT'S A BOY. IT'S A PERFECT BABY BOY. >> CONGRATULATIONS.

IT'S A PERFECT BABY BOY. >> CONGRATULATIONS. >> IT'S A BOY.

>> CONGRATULATIONS. >> IT'S A BOY. >> IT'S A MIRACLE, YOU KNOW?

>> IT'S A BOY. >> IT'S A MIRACLE, YOU KNOW? YOU EVER SEEN A HOME BIRTH

>> IT'S A MIRACLE, YOU KNOW? YOU EVER SEEN A HOME BIRTH BEFORE?

YOU EVER SEEN A HOME BIRTH BEFORE? THEY'RE THE BEST.

BEFORE? THEY'RE THE BEST. >> YEAH, I B-- PBHT.

THEY'RE THE BEST. >> YEAH, I B-- PBHT. >> HONEY! HONEY!

>> YEAH, I B-- PBHT. >> HONEY! HONEY! >> OKAY, JUST ONE MORE TO GO!

>> HONEY! HONEY! >> OKAY, JUST ONE MORE TO GO! >> SOMETHING'S WRONG, YOU GUYS!

>> OKAY, JUST ONE MORE TO GO! >> SOMETHING'S WRONG, YOU GUYS! SOMETHING'S WRONG!

>> SOMETHING'S WRONG, YOU GUYS! SOMETHING'S WRONG! WHEW! WHEW!

SOMETHING'S WRONG! WHEW! WHEW! IT HURTS SO BAD! THIS ONE --

WHEW! WHEW! IT HURTS SO BAD! THIS ONE -- SOMETHING'S WRONG!

IT HURTS SO BAD! THIS ONE -- SOMETHING'S WRONG! IT'S A --

SOMETHING'S WRONG! IT'S A -- OW! OW! OW!

IT'S A -- OW! OW! OW! [ BARKING DEMONICALLY ]

OW! OW! OW! [ BARKING DEMONICALLY ] IT'S BITING ME!

[ BARKING DEMONICALLY ] IT'S BITING ME! AAAAAH!

IT'S BITING ME! AAAAAH! [ GROWLS DEMONICALLY ]

AAAAAH! [ GROWLS DEMONICALLY ] >> FOCUS! FOCUS!

[ GROWLS DEMONICALLY ] >> FOCUS! FOCUS! >> ALL RIGHT.

>> FOCUS! FOCUS! >> ALL RIGHT. >> HERE IT COMES! OKAY!

>> ALL RIGHT. >> HERE IT COMES! OKAY! >> PUSH!

>> HERE IT COMES! OKAY! >> PUSH! >> SOMETHING'S WRONG!

>> PUSH! >> SOMETHING'S WRONG! >> PUSH!

>> SOMETHING'S WRONG! >> PUSH! >> AAAAAH!

>> PUSH! >> AAAAAH! [ HOWLING DEMONICALLY ]

>> AAAAAH! [ HOWLING DEMONICALLY ] [ ALL SCREAMING ]

[ HOWLING DEMONICALLY ] [ ALL SCREAMING ] >> WHOA! YEAH!

[ ALL SCREAMING ] >> WHOA! YEAH! >> AAAAH!

>> WHOA! YEAH! >> AAAAH! >> HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

>> AAAAH! >> HOLY FUCKING SHIT! >> OH, FUCK!

>> HOLY FUCKING SHIT! >> OH, FUCK! >> [ SNARLING ]

>> OH, FUCK! >> [ SNARLING ] >> AAAAAAH!

>> [ SNARLING ] >> AAAAAAH! >> [ CHOMPS ]

>> AAAAAAH! >> [ CHOMPS ] >> [ SCREAMING ]

>> [ CHOMPS ] >> [ SCREAMING ] [ ALL SCREAMING ]

>> [ SCREAMING ] [ ALL SCREAMING ] >> GET IT OFF, JACK!

[ ALL SCREAMING ] >> GET IT OFF, JACK! >> [ GROWLING ]

>> GET IT OFF, JACK! >> [ GROWLING ] [ SCREAMING ]

>> [ GROWLING ] [ SCREAMING ] >> [ GRUNTING ]

[ SCREAMING ] >> [ GRUNTING ] >> [ CRIES ]

>> [ GRUNTING ] >> [ CRIES ] [ PANTING ]

>> [ CRIES ] [ PANTING ] >> YOU MUST KILL IT, JACK!

[ PANTING ] >> YOU MUST KILL IT, JACK! YOU MUST!

>> YOU MUST KILL IT, JACK! YOU MUST! >> IT'S MY SON!

YOU MUST! >> IT'S MY SON! >> IT IS NOT YOUR SON!

>> IT'S MY SON! >> IT IS NOT YOUR SON! IT WANTS TO RISE AND RULE THE

>> IT IS NOT YOUR SON! IT WANTS TO RISE AND RULE THE WORLD FOR 1,000 YEARS!

IT WANTS TO RISE AND RULE THE WORLD FOR 1,000 YEARS! >> All: JACK!

WORLD FOR 1,000 YEARS! >> All: JACK! >> [ SCREAMING ]

>> All: JACK! >> [ SCREAMING ] >> AAAAH!

>> [ SCREAMING ] >> AAAAH! >> OH! OH! WHOA!

>> AAAAH! >> OH! OH! WHOA! >> OH, SHIT!

>> [ SCAMPERING ]

[ DOOR CLOSES ] [ SCAMPERING ]

[ SCAMPERING ] [ SNARLING ]

[ ALL SCREAMING ]

[ SCREAMING STOPS ] [ THUNDER CRASHES ]

>> HEY, GUYS. >> All: Shh! >> ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL.

>> All: Shh! >> ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL. I'M GOING IN.

HELLO, DEVIL BABY. AIN'T NOBODY OUT HERE TRYING TO HURT YOU.

AIN'T NOBODY OUT HERE TRYING TO HURT YOU. EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY,

HURT YOU. EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY, LITTLE DEVIL BABY.

AAAAAAAH! [ SHRIEKS ] FUCK!

[ SHRIEKS ] FUCK! I STUBBED MY GODDAMN TOE!

FUCK! I STUBBED MY GODDAMN TOE! OH! THAT SMARTS!

I STUBBED MY GODDAMN TOE! OH! THAT SMARTS! >> I DID THE SAME THING IN THERE

OH! THAT SMARTS! >> I DID THE SAME THING IN THERE YESTERDAY.

>> I DID THE SAME THING IN THERE YESTERDAY. >> HEY, EVERYBODY.

YESTERDAY. >> HEY, EVERYBODY. >> WHAT?

>> HEY, EVERYBODY. >> WHAT? >> I'M COMING OUT WITH THE BABY.

>> WHAT? >> I'M COMING OUT WITH THE BABY. OKAY, HERE WE GO.

>> I'M COMING OUT WITH THE BABY. OKAY, HERE WE GO. [ Chuckling ] OKAY.

OKAY, HERE WE GO. [ Chuckling ] OKAY. IT GON' BE ALL RIGHT.

[ Chuckling ] OKAY. IT GON' BE ALL RIGHT. ♪ HUSH, LITTLE DEVIL BABY,

IT GON' BE ALL RIGHT. ♪ HUSH, LITTLE DEVIL BABY, DON'T SAY A WORD ♪

♪ HUSH, LITTLE DEVIL BABY, DON'T SAY A WORD ♪ ♪ PAPA'S GONNA --

DON'T SAY A WORD ♪ ♪ PAPA'S GONNA -- >> [ HISSES ]

♪ PAPA'S GONNA -- >> [ HISSES ] >> AAH!

>> [ HISSES ] >> AAH! [ ALL SCREAMING ]

>> AAH! [ ALL SCREAMING ] OHHH, FUCK THIS!

[ ALL SCREAMING ] OHHH, FUCK THIS! [ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]

OHHH, FUCK THIS! [ SCREAMING CONTINUES ] >> WHEW-HOO-HOO!

[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ] >> WHEW-HOO-HOO! >> WHOA! AAAH!

>> WHEW-HOO-HOO! >> WHOA! AAAH! GAAH!

>> WHOA! AAAH! GAAH! >> AAH! AAH!

GAAH! >> AAH! AAH! >> YOU GUYS, BE CAREFUL!

>> AAH! AAH! >> YOU GUYS, BE CAREFUL! >> OH! OH, SORRY.

>> YOU GUYS, BE CAREFUL! >> OH! OH, SORRY. [ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]

>> [ GURGLING ] >> OH! AAH!

I GOT A SHOT! I GOT A SHOT! >> NO, YOU'LL SHOOT ONE OF US! >> HE'S A GREAT SHOT!

>> NO, YOU'LL SHOOT ONE OF US! >> HE'S A GREAT SHOT! I TRUST HIM!

>> HE'S A GREAT SHOT! I TRUST HIM! TAKE IT!

I TRUST HIM! TAKE IT! >> BE CAREFUL!

TAKE IT! >> BE CAREFUL! >> BEING CAREFUL DON'T KILL

>> BE CAREFUL! >> BEING CAREFUL DON'T KILL DEVIL BABIES.

>> [ SHRIEKS ] >> NO!! >> SHIT!

>> NO!! >> SHIT! >> [ SCAMPERING ]

>> SHIT! >> [ SCAMPERING ] >> NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! PLEASE!

>> [ SCAMPERING ] >> NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! PLEASE! STOP!

>> NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! PLEASE! STOP! AAH!

STOP! AAH! HONEY!

AAH! HONEY! YOU...ARE...NOT...MY...BABY!

HONEY! YOU...ARE...NOT...MY...BABY! >> THAT'S THE SPIRIT, VANESSA!

YOU...ARE...NOT...MY...BABY! >> THAT'S THE SPIRIT, VANESSA! PUNCH THIS DEVIL BABY!

>> THAT'S THE SPIRIT, VANESSA! PUNCH THIS DEVIL BABY! PUNCH HIM BACK TO HELL!

PUNCH THIS DEVIL BABY! PUNCH HIM BACK TO HELL! >> I HATE YOU!

PUNCH HIM BACK TO HELL! >> I HATE YOU! YOU'RE NOT MY BABY!

>> I HATE YOU! YOU'RE NOT MY BABY! >> [ CRYING ]

YOU'RE NOT MY BABY! >> [ CRYING ] >> DO NOT LISTEN TO HIS

>> [ CRYING ] >> DO NOT LISTEN TO HIS CROCODILE TEARS.

>> DO NOT LISTEN TO HIS CROCODILE TEARS. >> MAMA.

CROCODILE TEARS. >> MAMA. >> YOU WANT MOMMY TO HOLD YOU?

>> MAMA. >> YOU WANT MOMMY TO HOLD YOU? COME HERE.

>> YOU WANT MOMMY TO HOLD YOU? COME HERE. HE'S OKAY, YOU GUYS.

COME HERE. HE'S OKAY, YOU GUYS. IT'S OKAY. HE'S --

HE'S OKAY, YOU GUYS. IT'S OKAY. HE'S -- [ CHOKING ]

>> GAH! NO! OH, NO! >> VANESSA!

OH, NO! >> VANESSA! LET GO OF MY SISTER!

>> VANESSA! LET GO OF MY SISTER! >> AAH!

LET GO OF MY SISTER! >> AAH! >> DON'T KILL MY BABY.

>> AAH! >> DON'T KILL MY BABY. >> KILL IT!

>> DON'T KILL MY BABY. >> KILL IT! >> LET'S DROWN IT!

>> KILL IT! >> LET'S DROWN IT! DO YOU HAVE A WOOD CHIPPER?!

>> LET'S DROWN IT! DO YOU HAVE A WOOD CHIPPER?! >> NOT TO TELL Y'ALL HOW TO

DO YOU HAVE A WOOD CHIPPER?! >> NOT TO TELL Y'ALL HOW TO PARENT OR ANYTHING, BUT SHOULD

>> NOT TO TELL Y'ALL HOW TO PARENT OR ANYTHING, BUT SHOULD WE LET YOUR GOOD BABY WATCH ALL

PARENT OR ANYTHING, BUT SHOULD WE LET YOUR GOOD BABY WATCH ALL OF US MURDERING THE DEVIL BABY?

WE LET YOUR GOOD BABY WATCH ALL OF US MURDERING THE DEVIL BABY? IT MIGHT HAVE A LASTING

OF US MURDERING THE DEVIL BABY? IT MIGHT HAVE A LASTING IMPRESSION PSYCHOLOGICALLY.

IT MIGHT HAVE A LASTING IMPRESSION PSYCHOLOGICALLY. >> RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT,

IMPRESSION PSYCHOLOGICALLY. >> RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.

>> RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. YEAH, GOOD POINT.

RIGHT. YEAH, GOOD POINT. GET THE BABY OUT OF HERE.

YEAH, GOOD POINT. GET THE BABY OUT OF HERE. GO, GO, GO!

GET THE BABY OUT OF HERE. GO, GO, GO! >> MARJORIE.

GO, GO, GO! >> MARJORIE. >> WHAT?

>> MARJORIE. >> WHAT? >> I HAVE TO TELL -- I AIN'T

>> WHAT? >> I HAVE TO TELL -- I AIN'T KNOWN YOU THAT LONG, BUT I'M

>> I HAVE TO TELL -- I AIN'T KNOWN YOU THAT LONG, BUT I'M 100% IN LOVE WITH YOU, GIRL, AND

KNOWN YOU THAT LONG, BUT I'M 100% IN LOVE WITH YOU, GIRL, AND I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY

100% IN LOVE WITH YOU, GIRL, AND I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU.

I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU. >> ME TOO!

LIFE WITH YOU. >> ME TOO! >> OH!

>> SO DO ME A FAVOR, AND STAY ALIVE. >> I WILL.

ALIVE. >> I WILL. THE SPIRIT GODS WILL PROTECT ME!

>> I WILL. THE SPIRIT GODS WILL PROTECT ME! >> [ GROWLS SOFTLY ]

THE SPIRIT GODS WILL PROTECT ME! >> [ GROWLS SOFTLY ] >> AAH!

>> [ GROWLS SOFTLY ] >> AAH! >> OH, SHIT!

>> AAH! >> OH, SHIT! >> AAAAAAAAAAAH!

>> MARJORIE! NO!

[ THUD ] >> OH! OH! >> [ SCAMPERING ]

>> OH! OH! >> [ SCAMPERING ] >> AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

>> [ SCAMPERING ] >> AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! >> WHAT CAN I DO?

>> AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! >> WHAT CAN I DO? WHAT CAN I DO?!

>> WHAT CAN I DO? WHAT CAN I DO?! USE THE JESUS KNIFE!

WHAT CAN I DO?! USE THE JESUS KNIFE! KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER!

USE THE JESUS KNIFE! KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER! >> DEVIL CHILD, I SEND YOU BACK

KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER! >> DEVIL CHILD, I SEND YOU BACK TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL, FROM

>> DEVIL CHILD, I SEND YOU BACK TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL, FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!

TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL, FROM WHENCE YOU CAME! AAH!

WHENCE YOU CAME! AAH! FUCK ME!

AAH! FUCK ME! AAH-HA! FUCK!

FUCK ME! AAH-HA! FUCK! >> LET ME HOLD HIM DOWN!

AAH-HA! FUCK! >> LET ME HOLD HIM DOWN! >> AAAH!

>> LET ME HOLD HIM DOWN! >> AAAH! [ SHOUTING IN ITALIAN ]

>> AAAH! [ SHOUTING IN ITALIAN ] >> AAH!

[ SHOUTING IN ITALIAN ] >> AAH! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

>> AAH! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! AAH! AAH! AAH!

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! AAH! AAH! AAH! [ CHOKING ]

AAH! AAH! AAH! [ CHOKING ] >> UGH!

[ CHOKING ] >> UGH! >> [ SCREAMING ]

>> AAH! OHHH, NO! MY FRIEND! >> OH! OH, NO!

MY FRIEND! >> OH! OH, NO! AAH! OH!

>> OH! OH, NO! AAH! OH! MY FRIEND!

>> I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT.

DO IT, MY FRIEND. [ SOBBING ] [ CHOKING ]

[ SOBBING ] [ CHOKING ] [ GUNSHOT ]

[ CHOKING ] [ GUNSHOT ] >> I MEANT...

[ GUNSHOT ] >> I MEANT... NOT GOING TO MAKE IT, SO CALL AN

>> I MEANT... NOT GOING TO MAKE IT, SO CALL AN AMBULANCE, P-PLEASE.

NOT GOING TO MAKE IT, SO CALL AN AMBULANCE, P-PLEASE. >> [ SPEAKING ITALIAN ]

AMBULANCE, P-PLEASE. >> [ SPEAKING ITALIAN ] WHY YOU DO THE PAUSE RIGHT IN

>> [ SPEAKING ITALIAN ] WHY YOU DO THE PAUSE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIRST PART OF

WHY YOU DO THE PAUSE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIRST PART OF THE IMPORTANT PART?!

THE MIDDLE OF THE FIRST PART OF THE IMPORTANT PART?! >> [ SNARLING ]

THE IMPORTANT PART?! >> [ SNARLING ] >> NO...

>> [ SNARLING ] >> NO... DEVIL...

>> NO... DEVIL... BABIES...

DEVIL... BABIES... IN...

BABIES... IN... MY...

IN... MY... PARISH!

MY... PARISH! NO...DEVIL...BABY --

PARISH! NO...DEVIL...BABY -- [ GUNSHOT ]

NO...DEVIL...BABY -- [ GUNSHOT ] >> [ SCREAMS ]

[ GUNSHOT ] >> [ SCREAMS ] >> [ SNARLING ]

>> [ SCREAMS ] >> [ SNARLING ] >> OH, GOD!

>> [ SNARLING ] >> OH, GOD! >> [ GROWLING ]

>> OH, GOD! >> [ GROWLING ] >> I HAVE AN IDEA!

>> [ GROWLING ] >> I HAVE AN IDEA! >> WHAT?

>> I HAVE AN IDEA! >> WHAT? >> CATCH!

>> WHAT? >> CATCH! >> WHAT?! NO!

>> CATCH! >> WHAT?! NO! JACK! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!

>> WHAT?! NO! JACK! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! >> YOU MUST FIGHT!

JACK! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! >> YOU MUST FIGHT! YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN

>> YOU MUST FIGHT! YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN STOP IT!

YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN STOP IT! >> OH!

>> GET OFF MY WIFE, YOU ASSHOLE. >> NOW!

>> [ ROARING ]

[ GROANING ]

>> [ SIGHS ] [ SPITS ] [ PANTING ]

[ THUNDER RUMBLES ] [ SIGHS ] [ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

THANK YOU, F'RESNEL. >> MY PLEASURE. >> [ SIGHS ]

>> MY PLEASURE. >> [ SIGHS ] THANK YOU, FATHER.

>> [ SIGHS ] THANK YOU, FATHER. >> JUST DOING OUR JOB.

THANK YOU, FATHER. >> JUST DOING OUR JOB. >> BUT THE --

>> JUST DOING OUR JOB. >> BUT THE -- THE OTHER PRIEST...

>> BUT THE -- THE OTHER PRIEST... WE'RE -- WE'RE SO SORRY.

THE OTHER PRIEST... WE'RE -- WE'RE SO SORRY. >> HE'S OKAY.

WE'RE -- WE'RE SO SORRY. >> HE'S OKAY. HE ALWAYS KNOW ONE DAY THE LORD

>> HE'S OKAY. HE ALWAYS KNOW ONE DAY THE LORD WOULD CALL HIS NAME.

HE ALWAYS KNOW ONE DAY THE LORD WOULD CALL HIS NAME. >> BUT HE WAS YOUR FRIEND, AND

WOULD CALL HIS NAME. >> BUT HE WAS YOUR FRIEND, AND I'M REALLY SORRY.

>> BUT HE WAS YOUR FRIEND, AND I'M REALLY SORRY. HUGE BUMMER.

I'M REALLY SORRY. HUGE BUMMER. >> KNOWING HIM, HE WOULD RATHER

HUGE BUMMER. >> KNOWING HIM, HE WOULD RATHER DIE THIS WAY, FIGHTING THE

>> KNOWING HIM, HE WOULD RATHER DIE THIS WAY, FIGHTING THE DEVIL, THAN ON A GOLF COURSE OR

DIE THIS WAY, FIGHTING THE DEVIL, THAN ON A GOLF COURSE OR SOMETHING, YOU KNOW?

DEVIL, THAN ON A GOLF COURSE OR SOMETHING, YOU KNOW? >> NOW, THAT'S THE SPIRIT. YEAH.

SOMETHING, YOU KNOW? >> NOW, THAT'S THE SPIRIT. YEAH. >> I LIKE THAT.

>> NOW, THAT'S THE SPIRIT. YEAH. >> I LIKE THAT. [ BICYCLE BELL RINGS ]

>> I LIKE THAT. [ BICYCLE BELL RINGS ] >> WOW!

[ BICYCLE BELL RINGS ] >> WOW! >> [ CACKLING ]

>> WOW! >> [ CACKLING ] >> LOOK WHO FOUND A BIKE!

>> [ CACKLING ] >> LOOK WHO FOUND A BIKE! ALL RIGHT, MRS. NUSSBAUM!

>> LOOK WHO FOUND A BIKE! ALL RIGHT, MRS. NUSSBAUM! THAT'S TERRIFIC. JUST TERRIFIC.

ALL RIGHT, MRS. NUSSBAUM! THAT'S TERRIFIC. JUST TERRIFIC. >> WOW!

THAT'S TERRIFIC. JUST TERRIFIC. >> WOW! WHAT A CRAZY WEEK, HUH?

>> WOW! WHAT A CRAZY WEEK, HUH? [ CHUCKLES ]

WHAT A CRAZY WEEK, HUH? [ CHUCKLES ] >> OH, YEAH.

[ CHUCKLES ] >> OH, YEAH. >> I WAS POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!

>> OH, YEAH. >> I WAS POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL! >> I KNOW!

>> I WAS POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL! >> I KNOW! YOU WERE SUCH A BITCH!

>> I KNOW! YOU WERE SUCH A BITCH! >> ALWAYS FREAK YOU OUT A LITTLE

YOU WERE SUCH A BITCH! >> ALWAYS FREAK YOU OUT A LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW?

>> ALWAYS FREAK YOU OUT A LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW? >> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT STARTED

BIT, YOU KNOW? >> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT STARTED WITH WHITE PEOPLE MOVING INTO

>> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT STARTED WITH WHITE PEOPLE MOVING INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

WITH WHITE PEOPLE MOVING INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD. I MEAN, IT STARTED THERE.

THE NEIGHBORHOOD. I MEAN, IT STARTED THERE. >> THAT'S CRAZY ENOUGH.

I MEAN, IT STARTED THERE. >> THAT'S CRAZY ENOUGH. >> I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GONNA

>> THAT'S CRAZY ENOUGH. >> I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GONNA GET --

>> I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GONNA GET -- >> ONLY UP FROM THERE.

GET -- >> ONLY UP FROM THERE. >> WE WERE ALREADY AT A 7.

>> ONLY UP FROM THERE. >> WE WERE ALREADY AT A 7. [ CHUCKLES ]

>> WE WERE ALREADY AT A 7. [ CHUCKLES ] YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

[ CHUCKLES ] YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? THAT'S CRAZY.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? THAT'S CRAZY. [ LAUGHTER ]

THAT'S CRAZY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I LOVE THE WAY BLACK PEOPLE

[ LAUGHTER ] >> I LOVE THE WAY BLACK PEOPLE SPEAK.

>> I LOVE THE WAY BLACK PEOPLE SPEAK. >> YEAH.

SPEAK. >> YEAH. >> SO, I GUESS EVERYTHING'S

>> YEAH. >> SO, I GUESS EVERYTHING'S WRAPPED UP, HUH?

>> SO, I GUESS EVERYTHING'S WRAPPED UP, HUH? >> LOOK LIKE IT ALL KINDA

WRAPPED UP, HUH? >> LOOK LIKE IT ALL KINDA SEWN UP LIKE A LITTLE PRESENT.

>> LOOK LIKE IT ALL KINDA SEWN UP LIKE A LITTLE PRESENT. >> OH, NO. NOT REALLY.

SEWN UP LIKE A LITTLE PRESENT. >> OH, NO. NOT REALLY. WHAT ABOUT THAT DIRTY MAGAZINE

>> OH, NO. NOT REALLY. WHAT ABOUT THAT DIRTY MAGAZINE WITH YOUR PICTURE IN IT FROM THE

WHAT ABOUT THAT DIRTY MAGAZINE WITH YOUR PICTURE IN IT FROM THE '70s?

WITH YOUR PICTURE IN IT FROM THE '70s? >> OH, HELL YEAH.

'70s? >> OH, HELL YEAH. WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ALL THAT?

>> OH, HELL YEAH. WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ALL THAT? >> HONEY...

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ALL THAT? >> HONEY... MY MOTHER DID PORNO IN THE '70s.

>> HONEY... MY MOTHER DID PORNO IN THE '70s. I TOLD YOU THAT.

MY MOTHER DID PORNO IN THE '70s. I TOLD YOU THAT. >> I KNEW THAT.

I TOLD YOU THAT. >> I KNEW THAT. >> JUST FOR A YEAR AND A HALF.

>> I KNEW THAT. >> JUST FOR A YEAR AND A HALF. SHE PAID HER WAY THROUGH

>> JUST FOR A YEAR AND A HALF. SHE PAID HER WAY THROUGH COLLEGE.

SHE PAID HER WAY THROUGH COLLEGE. [ DOG BARKING ]

COLLEGE. [ DOG BARKING ] >> OH! LOOK AT THIS GUY!

[ DOG BARKING ] >> OH! LOOK AT THIS GUY! >> LOOK AT THIS!

>> OH! LOOK AT THIS GUY! >> LOOK AT THIS! >> LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GUY.

>> LOOK AT THIS! >> LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GUY. >> HELL NO!

>> LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GUY. >> HELL NO! >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE A PHANTOM.

>> HELL NO! >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE A PHANTOM. >> I THOUGHT SO, TOO!

>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE A PHANTOM. >> I THOUGHT SO, TOO! I CAN'T -- THAT'S JUST A BIG

>> I THOUGHT SO, TOO! I CAN'T -- THAT'S JUST A BIG DOG THAT JUST WANT A WHOLE LOT

I CAN'T -- THAT'S JUST A BIG DOG THAT JUST WANT A WHOLE LOT OF LOVE.

DOG THAT JUST WANT A WHOLE LOT OF LOVE. THAT'S WHAT THAT IS.

OF LOVE. THAT'S WHAT THAT IS. >> THAT DOG'S LICKING YOUR

THAT'S WHAT THAT IS. >> THAT DOG'S LICKING YOUR SISTER'S BLOOD.

>> THAT DOG'S LICKING YOUR SISTER'S BLOOD. >> OH-HO-HO!

SISTER'S BLOOD. >> OH-HO-HO! >> THAT'S CREEPY.

>> OH-HO-HO! >> THAT'S CREEPY. >> OH, NO, NO, THAT'S A BAD --

>> THAT'S CREEPY. >> OH, NO, NO, THAT'S A BAD -- THAT'S NOT A GOOD -- NO, NO, NO.

>> OH, NO, NO, THAT'S A BAD -- THAT'S NOT A GOOD -- NO, NO, NO. >> GET OUT OF HERE. BYE-BYE.

THAT'S NOT A GOOD -- NO, NO, NO. >> GET OUT OF HERE. BYE-BYE. >> HEY, BABY.

>> GET OUT OF HERE. BYE-BYE. >> HEY, BABY. >> SO...

>> HEY, BABY. >> SO... >> WHAT?

>> SO... >> WHAT? >> WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

>> WHAT? >> WHAT DO WE DO NOW? >> NOW WE LIVE, JACK.

>> WHAT DO WE DO NOW? >> NOW WE LIVE, JACK. NOW WE GO ON ABOUT THAT CRAZY

>> NOW WE LIVE, JACK. NOW WE GO ON ABOUT THAT CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LIVIN'.

NOW WE GO ON ABOUT THAT CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LIVIN'. LET'S NOT WASTE ANOTHER MOMENT.

LITTLE THING CALLED LIVIN'. LET'S NOT WASTE ANOTHER MOMENT. >> NOT ANOTHER MOMENT WASTED.

LET'S NOT WASTE ANOTHER MOMENT. >> NOT ANOTHER MOMENT WASTED. >> THERE WE GO.

>> NOT ANOTHER MOMENT WASTED. >> THERE WE GO. >> LET'S NOT ANOTHER MOMENT.

>> THERE WE GO. >> LET'S NOT ANOTHER MOMENT. OUR LIVES BEGIN TODAY.

>> LET'S NOT ANOTHER MOMENT. OUR LIVES BEGIN TODAY. FATHER.

OUR LIVES BEGIN TODAY. FATHER. >> SI.

FATHER. >> SI. >> WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

>> SI. >> WHAT'S YOUR NAME? >> SEBASTIAN.

>> WHAT'S YOUR NAME? >> SEBASTIAN. >> THEN THAT'S WHAT WE'LL CALL

>> SEBASTIAN. >> THEN THAT'S WHAT WE'LL CALL OUR SON.

>> THEN THAT'S WHAT WE'LL CALL OUR SON. >> OH, MY GOODNESS.

OUR SON. >> OH, MY GOODNESS. >> SEBASTIAN.

>> OH, MY GOODNESS. >> SEBASTIAN. >> [ SIGHS ]

>> SEBASTIAN. >> [ SIGHS ] THAT IS REALLY LOVELY.

>> [ SIGHS ] THAT IS REALLY LOVELY. THAT'S SO SWEET.

THAT IS REALLY LOVELY. THAT'S SO SWEET. >> SEBASTIAN F'RESNEL.

WATSON. >> IT'S BEAUTIFUL. >> WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS BABY IF

>> IT'S BEAUTIFUL. >> WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS BABY IF IT WEREN'T FOR BOTH OF YOU.

>> WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS BABY IF IT WEREN'T FOR BOTH OF YOU. >> NO, THAT'S TRUE.

IT WEREN'T FOR BOTH OF YOU. >> NO, THAT'S TRUE. THAT PART'S TRUE.

>> NO, THAT'S TRUE. THAT PART'S TRUE. WE'LL PUT "SEBASTIAN F'RESNEL"

THAT PART'S TRUE. WE'LL PUT "SEBASTIAN F'RESNEL" AT THE TOP OF OUR LIST BECAUSE

WE'LL PUT "SEBASTIAN F'RESNEL" AT THE TOP OF OUR LIST BECAUSE WE'VE GOT A LONG ONE.

AT THE TOP OF OUR LIST BECAUSE WE'VE GOT A LONG ONE. >> NO, BABY.

WE'VE GOT A LONG ONE. >> NO, BABY. THERE'S NO OTHER LIST.

>> NO, BABY. THERE'S NO OTHER LIST. THAT'S IT!

THERE'S NO OTHER LIST. THAT'S IT! >> WELL, THERE IS A LIST.

THAT'S IT! >> WELL, THERE IS A LIST. WE'VE GOT A BOOK THAT WE'VE --

>> WELL, THERE IS A LIST. WE'VE GOT A BOOK THAT WE'VE -- WE'VE...

WE'VE GOT A BOOK THAT WE'VE -- WE'VE... >> IT'S OKAY.

WE'VE... >> IT'S OKAY. >> [ Voice breaking ] IT'S JUST

>> IT'S OKAY. >> [ Voice breaking ] IT'S JUST THAT IT'S THE NICEST THING...

>> [ Voice breaking ] IT'S JUST THAT IT'S THE NICEST THING... THAT ANY WHITE PERSON...

THAT IT'S THE NICEST THING... THAT ANY WHITE PERSON... HAS EVER DONE FOR ME.

THAT ANY WHITE PERSON... HAS EVER DONE FOR ME. 'CAUSE WALKIN' THE STREETS,

HAS EVER DONE FOR ME. 'CAUSE WALKIN' THE STREETS, SOMETIMES, YOU DON'T EVEN GET AS

'CAUSE WALKIN' THE STREETS, SOMETIMES, YOU DON'T EVEN GET AS MUCH AS A "HELLO."

SOMETIMES, YOU DON'T EVEN GET AS MUCH AS A "HELLO." >> F'RESNEL...

MUCH AS A "HELLO." >> F'RESNEL... >> AND Y'ALL JUST --

>> F'RESNEL... >> AND Y'ALL JUST -- >> ...HELLO.

>> JACK, LOOK ME IN THE EYE. >> COOL. WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME. UH...WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT.

>> COOL. WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME. UH...WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT. >> OH, GOD.

UH...WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT. >> OH, GOD. THAT IS REALLY SOMETHING ELSE.

>> OH, GOD. THAT IS REALLY SOMETHING ELSE. >> REMEMBER, AT TIMES LIKE

THAT IS REALLY SOMETHING ELSE. >> REMEMBER, AT TIMES LIKE THESE, YOU SHOULD SEE THE GLASS

>> REMEMBER, AT TIMES LIKE THESE, YOU SHOULD SEE THE GLASS AS HALF FULL.

THESE, YOU SHOULD SEE THE GLASS AS HALF FULL. YOU HAVE THIS BEAUTIFUL BABY.

AS HALF FULL. YOU HAVE THIS BEAUTIFUL BABY. >> MM-HMM.

YOU HAVE THIS BEAUTIFUL BABY. >> MM-HMM. >> DO NOT THINK ABOUT THE LITTLE

>> MM-HMM. >> DO NOT THINK ABOUT THE LITTLE BABY WHO YOU KILL UPSTAIRS.

>> DO NOT THINK ABOUT THE LITTLE BABY WHO YOU KILL UPSTAIRS. IF YOU EXCUSE ME, I GOT TO GO

BABY WHO YOU KILL UPSTAIRS. IF YOU EXCUSE ME, I GOT TO GO BURY MY FRIEND, HUH?

IF YOU EXCUSE ME, I GOT TO GO BURY MY FRIEND, HUH? AND THEN I GOT TO GO RETURN THE

BURY MY FRIEND, HUH? AND THEN I GOT TO GO RETURN THE RENTAL CAR.

AND THEN I GOT TO GO RETURN THE RENTAL CAR. >> OH, YEAH.

RENTAL CAR. >> OH, YEAH. DON'T BE LATE DOING THAT, NOW.

>> OH, YEAH. DON'T BE LATE DOING THAT, NOW. >> GOOD LUCK.

DON'T BE LATE DOING THAT, NOW. >> GOOD LUCK. >> PEACE BE WITH YOU.

>> GOOD LUCK. >> PEACE BE WITH YOU. >> THANK YOU, FATHER.

>> PEACE BE WITH YOU. >> THANK YOU, FATHER. >> HEY.

>> THANK YOU, FATHER. >> HEY. [ CHUCKLES ]

>> HEY. [ CHUCKLES ] IT'S A BRAND-NEW DAY.

[ CHUCKLES ] IT'S A BRAND-NEW DAY. THE SUN IS SHINING IN

IT'S A BRAND-NEW DAY. THE SUN IS SHINING IN NEW ORLEANS.

THE SUN IS SHINING IN NEW ORLEANS. [ CHUCKLES ]

NEW ORLEANS. [ CHUCKLES ] AND EVERYTHING IS JUST LOOKING

[ CHUCKLES ] AND EVERYTHING IS JUST LOOKING ON UP FROM HERE!

AND EVERYTHING IS JUST LOOKING ON UP FROM HERE! I GOT TO TELL YOU, MAN -- FOR A

ON UP FROM HERE! I GOT TO TELL YOU, MAN -- FOR A MINUTE THERE, I DIDN'T THINK I

I GOT TO TELL YOU, MAN -- FOR A MINUTE THERE, I DIDN'T THINK I WAS GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH ALL

MINUTE THERE, I DIDN'T THINK I WAS GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH ALL THAT DEVILISHNESS.

WAS GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH ALL THAT DEVILISHNESS. [ CHUCKLES ]

THAT DEVILISHNESS. [ CHUCKLES ] WHOA!

[ CHUCKLES ] WHOA! WELL, LOOKY HERE!

WHOA! WELL, LOOKY HERE! [ LAUGHS ]

WELL, LOOKY HERE! [ LAUGHS ] DOG PUUP!

[ LAUGHS ] DOG PUUP! THAT DOG PUUP!

DOG PUUP! THAT DOG PUUP! >> DOG PUUP.

THAT DOG PUUP! >> DOG PUUP. >> [ LAUGHS ]

>> DOG PUUP. >> [ LAUGHS ] HOT DAMN! ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME?!

>> [ LAUGHS ] HOT DAMN! ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME?! I MEAN, I ALMOST STEPPED IN IT.

HOT DAMN! ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME?! I MEAN, I ALMOST STEPPED IN IT. MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY.

I MEAN, I ALMOST STEPPED IN IT. MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY. WHAAAH!

MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY. WHAAAH! [ TIRES SCREECH ]

WHAAAH! [ TIRES SCREECH ] >> Both: FUCK!

[ TIRES SCREECH ] >> Both: FUCK! >> OH, GO-- OH!

>> Both: FUCK! >> OH, GO-- OH! DID I JUST HIT YOUR FRIEND?

[ CHOIR SINGING IN LATIN ]

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