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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,590 --> 00:00:06,720 Previously on "Good Girls"... 2 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:08,110 Are we going to lose this house? 3 00:00:08,150 --> 00:00:09,370 I mean, I don't know. 4 00:00:09,420 --> 00:00:11,460 Nancy and I are suing you for custody. 5 00:00:11,510 --> 00:00:13,380 I would suggest that we put Sara 6 00:00:13,420 --> 00:00:14,810 on a list for a transplant. 7 00:00:14,860 --> 00:00:17,030 - How much is in the vault? - 30 grand. 8 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:18,600 So when do you want to do this? 9 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:21,520 Ladies and gentlemen, this is a robbery. 10 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:23,406 Why does a grocery store even have this kind of money? 11 00:00:23,430 --> 00:00:25,080 Because it's hella shady! 12 00:00:25,130 --> 00:00:26,756 Why don't you stop worrying about my business 13 00:00:26,780 --> 00:00:28,716 and start figuring how you gonna pay me my money back? 14 00:00:28,740 --> 00:00:30,180 We have a business proposition 15 00:00:30,220 --> 00:00:31,610 to clean your fake money. 16 00:00:31,660 --> 00:00:33,790 Let us do it right here. 17 00:00:33,830 --> 00:00:35,530 Fake money in, real money out. 18 00:00:35,570 --> 00:00:36,726 Do you want all this back on the card? 19 00:00:36,750 --> 00:00:38,230 Cash is fine. 20 00:00:38,270 --> 00:00:39,726 You want to bring other people into this now? 21 00:00:39,750 --> 00:00:41,450 The more you buy and return, 22 00:00:41,490 --> 00:00:43,100 the more money you're going to make. 23 00:00:43,150 --> 00:00:44,866 I don't know what you've gotten me involved in, 24 00:00:44,890 --> 00:00:47,060 but it's something super shady. 25 00:00:47,110 --> 00:00:50,200 She's extorting us to tune of $10,000! 26 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:51,566 Annie... I mean, girls like that... 27 00:00:51,590 --> 00:00:53,110 They want that kind of attention. 28 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:54,486 Is that why you tried to rape her? 29 00:00:54,510 --> 00:00:56,120 No! 30 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,380 I saw this guy. Whatever they're into, he's involved. 31 00:00:58,420 --> 00:01:00,096 I'm just wondering where a nice lady like you 32 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:01,510 meets an inner-city gangbanger. 33 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,120 Maybe we should turn ourselves in. 34 00:01:03,170 --> 00:01:05,560 He's the one who should be in jail, not us. 35 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:07,470 All we have to do is get the vault open, 36 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:08,716 and the cops will do the rest. 37 00:01:08,740 --> 00:01:10,350 Annie, put all that money back now. 38 00:01:10,390 --> 00:01:12,220 There has to be something that you want. 39 00:01:12,260 --> 00:01:14,570 The Feds and the DPD took his gang down last night 40 00:01:14,610 --> 00:01:17,620 because these two women robbed the place a couple nights ago. 41 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:20,570 - I did it for us. - I'm a cop. 42 00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:22,100 What the hell am I supposed to do? 43 00:01:22,140 --> 00:01:23,580 Sadie needs you, too. 44 00:01:23,620 --> 00:01:25,320 That is exactly what I needed to hear. 45 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:26,580 We just did in two seconds 46 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:28,540 what they pay lawyers for in blood. 47 00:01:28,580 --> 00:01:29,800 Surprise. 48 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,760 You're trying to put me away and all, 49 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,590 you must got big plans. 50 00:01:37,290 --> 00:01:44,250 ♪ 51 00:01:44,290 --> 00:01:46,730 ♪ Breathing in the dark 52 00:01:46,770 --> 00:01:49,600 ♪ Lying on its side 53 00:01:49,650 --> 00:01:51,610 ♪ 54 00:01:51,650 --> 00:01:54,130 Oh, my God. What happened? 55 00:01:54,170 --> 00:01:56,390 Uh, hi. Hi. 56 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:59,790 Who steals a stop sign? 57 00:01:59,830 --> 00:02:01,830 Oh. I know. 58 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:04,140 Stupid kids. 59 00:02:04,180 --> 00:02:05,490 Not mine, thank God. 60 00:02:05,530 --> 00:02:08,670 Yours are angels. 61 00:02:08,710 --> 00:02:11,360 That's a strong word, Elaine. 62 00:02:11,410 --> 00:02:13,930 Which one made a mess this time? 63 00:02:13,980 --> 00:02:15,460 Me. 64 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:19,680 ♪ 65 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:21,460 ♪ Oh 66 00:02:21,510 --> 00:02:23,640 ♪ Forgiving who you are 67 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:26,250 ♪ For what you stand to gain 68 00:02:26,290 --> 00:02:31,210 ♪ Just know that if you hide, it doesn't go away ♪ 69 00:02:31,250 --> 00:02:34,910 ♪ When you get out of bed, don't end up stranded ♪ 70 00:02:34,950 --> 00:02:37,390 ♪ Horrified with each stone 71 00:02:37,430 --> 00:02:40,390 ♪ On the stage, my little dark age ♪ 72 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:47,530 ♪ 73 00:02:54,710 --> 00:02:57,240 ♪ All alone, open-eyed 74 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:00,670 ♪ Burn the page, my little dark age ♪ 75 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:03,240 ♪ 76 00:03:03,290 --> 00:03:06,940 Juan y María van a la playa. 77 00:03:06,990 --> 00:03:08,770 Juan and Maria go to the pool. 78 00:03:08,810 --> 00:03:12,380 Beach. 79 00:03:12,430 --> 00:03:14,910 Ah, señora Cohen would be so disappointed. 80 00:03:14,950 --> 00:03:17,260 I heard she got hit by a bus. 81 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:18,820 Autobus. 82 00:03:18,870 --> 00:03:20,430 Greg... 83 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:22,416 No, I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. She was really cool. 84 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:23,960 No, no, it's... 85 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,270 This is cheating. 86 00:03:26,310 --> 00:03:29,880 No, no, it's not. This is. 87 00:03:35,410 --> 00:03:38,630 Oh, my God. Why have you forsaken me? 88 00:03:38,670 --> 00:03:41,370 Ow! Greg! Oh, sorry. Sorry. 89 00:03:43,940 --> 00:03:45,590 We were doing so good. 90 00:03:45,630 --> 00:03:47,420 I know. I know. 91 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:49,980 We were, like, for-real adulting. 92 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:51,730 Yeah, but, you know, the thing is 93 00:03:51,770 --> 00:03:54,290 that we got, like, a kid together. 94 00:03:54,340 --> 00:03:57,910 So, what, it's like a tricky gray area? 95 00:03:57,950 --> 00:04:00,040 Kind of. 96 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,520 We're... we're just hammered, right? 97 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:11,570 I'm not actually that hammered. 98 00:04:11,620 --> 00:04:13,790 I'm barely buzzed. 99 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:21,074 100 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:30,900 Harry's down. 101 00:04:32,770 --> 00:04:34,770 He was making a poster for Sara 102 00:04:34,810 --> 00:04:36,860 but got tired halfway through. 103 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:39,470 It says "welcome ho." 104 00:04:39,510 --> 00:04:41,860 Hand me those. 105 00:04:47,780 --> 00:04:49,440 Really? 106 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:51,660 Oh, yeah. 107 00:04:54,610 --> 00:04:56,960 Make sure you get up early so he doesn't see you. 108 00:04:57,010 --> 00:04:58,620 I'm not lying to my kids. 109 00:04:58,660 --> 00:05:00,620 - Okay. - That's your M.O. 110 00:05:02,490 --> 00:05:03,800 What do you want here, Ruby? 111 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:06,370 Hmm? You want to act like nothing's wrong? 112 00:05:06,410 --> 00:05:09,800 You want to cuddle? You want to watch reality TV? 113 00:05:09,850 --> 00:05:11,810 Well, guess what, baby. I'm living it. 114 00:05:11,850 --> 00:05:14,070 - Stan... - No, the things you did... 115 00:05:14,110 --> 00:05:17,680 - We needed the money. - Everybody needs money! 116 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:20,810 Everybody, but normal people... 117 00:05:20,860 --> 00:05:23,380 Good people, they don't do what you did. 118 00:05:23,430 --> 00:05:25,820 All those nights you slept like a baby 119 00:05:25,860 --> 00:05:29,040 right next to me with your shady lying ass. 120 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,560 A street gang was going to kill us. 121 00:05:31,610 --> 00:05:32,716 Well, then you come to me! 122 00:05:32,740 --> 00:05:35,130 I didn't want to involve you. 123 00:05:35,180 --> 00:05:37,440 And here we are. 124 00:05:41,710 --> 00:05:43,400 - What are you doing? - What? 125 00:05:43,450 --> 00:05:44,840 Why are you doing that? 126 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:46,426 Because you and your girlfriends thought 127 00:05:46,450 --> 00:05:48,710 you could put a gang away. 128 00:05:53,540 --> 00:05:55,150 They made bail. 129 00:06:01,590 --> 00:06:04,900 Hey, honey. We're home. 130 00:06:08,730 --> 00:06:09,990 Come on, Beth. 131 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:13,480 I thought you wanted to be me. 132 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:14,886 I mean, that's what all this is, right? 133 00:06:14,910 --> 00:06:16,106 You trying to put me away and all, 134 00:06:16,130 --> 00:06:18,700 you must got big plans. 135 00:06:18,740 --> 00:06:21,750 But see, you didn't think things all the way through. 136 00:06:23,180 --> 00:06:24,750 It takes balls to do what I do. 137 00:06:24,790 --> 00:06:26,726 You want to be the king, you got to kill the king. 138 00:06:26,750 --> 00:06:28,190 This stuff's medieval, darling. 139 00:06:28,230 --> 00:06:29,880 Please don't do this. 140 00:06:29,930 --> 00:06:31,710 Please don't kill us. 141 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:35,890 I ain't... I ain't gonna kill nobody. 142 00:06:37,590 --> 00:06:38,940 You are. 143 00:06:44,940 --> 00:06:50,080 ♪ 144 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,820 So what you think? 145 00:06:52,860 --> 00:06:55,740 You got what it takes? 146 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,040 Do it, Beth. 147 00:06:59,090 --> 00:07:00,870 Please shut up. 148 00:07:00,910 --> 00:07:03,700 - Just shoot him. - Shut up! 149 00:07:03,740 --> 00:07:07,230 ♪ 150 00:07:07,270 --> 00:07:08,750 How do I know it's loaded? 151 00:07:08,790 --> 00:07:10,490 Oh, you can tell by the weight. 152 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:12,540 You know, a full clip adds a pound. 153 00:07:12,580 --> 00:07:13,986 Or you could just pull the trigger. 154 00:07:14,010 --> 00:07:15,580 Dean, shut up! 155 00:07:17,540 --> 00:07:20,190 What are you doing? 156 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,980 Oh, you thought you could skip this part, huh? 157 00:07:23,020 --> 00:07:26,850 See... see, that's... that's your problem right there. 158 00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:28,940 You want to get down in the dirt so bad, 159 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:31,250 but you want to keep your hands clean, huh? 160 00:07:31,290 --> 00:07:33,120 Do it, Beth, please. 161 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:34,950 You sit back down. 162 00:07:34,990 --> 00:07:36,780 - Do it, Beth. - Sit! 163 00:07:38,650 --> 00:07:41,610 What are you doing, Beth? 164 00:07:41,650 --> 00:07:43,610 What are you doing, Elizabeth? 165 00:07:43,650 --> 00:07:46,610 ♪ 166 00:07:47,870 --> 00:07:50,620 I don't know. 167 00:07:50,660 --> 00:07:53,660 I just want it to be over. 168 00:07:53,710 --> 00:07:55,140 Yeah? 169 00:07:55,190 --> 00:08:01,500 ♪ 170 00:08:01,540 --> 00:08:03,150 Okay. 171 00:08:03,190 --> 00:08:05,630 Let's end it. 172 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:07,290 For real. 173 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:11,810 It's all right. It's okay. 174 00:08:11,860 --> 00:08:15,770 ♪ 175 00:08:15,820 --> 00:08:17,730 You did your best. 176 00:08:17,770 --> 00:08:23,820 ♪ 177 00:08:27,870 --> 00:08:32,180 ♪ 178 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,310 Okay. 179 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:37,230 Now we're good, darling. 180 00:08:37,270 --> 00:08:40,840 ♪ 181 00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:52,240 ♪ 182 00:08:52,290 --> 00:08:55,680 ♪ Under the white chalk 183 00:08:55,730 --> 00:08:59,420 ♪ Drawn on the blackboard 184 00:08:59,470 --> 00:09:03,300 ♪ Under the X-ray 185 00:09:03,340 --> 00:09:06,390 ♪ I'm just a vertebrate 186 00:09:06,430 --> 00:09:09,610 ♪ Do that to me 187 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:15,270 ♪ 188 00:09:19,490 --> 00:09:21,360 Where'd you get that? 189 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:22,710 Mm. 190 00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:25,230 Off one of those little carts. 191 00:09:26,710 --> 00:09:29,280 That's for a patient. 192 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:31,940 The cafeteria was closed. 193 00:09:31,980 --> 00:09:34,630 You stole a sick person's food. 194 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:38,290 The cafeteria was closed. 195 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:43,730 Honey, you want to get up 196 00:09:43,770 --> 00:09:45,510 and stretch your legs a little bit? 197 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:49,470 Mm, mm-hmm. Time for a pee break. 198 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:55,870 Mm... 199 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,090 Okay. 200 00:10:01,140 --> 00:10:03,310 I'm so... I'm sorry. 201 00:10:05,710 --> 00:10:09,540 Oh, my God. I am so sorry. 202 00:10:09,580 --> 00:10:12,240 Yeah, let's, uh... Oh, wait. Are we laughing or crying? 203 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:13,670 I don't know. 204 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:18,160 - Are you happy or sad? - I don't know. 205 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:21,640 It's just the idea that, like... 206 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:24,600 I couldn't shoot the person that, by all accounts, 207 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:25,770 deserved it... 208 00:10:25,820 --> 00:10:29,170 I mean, the violent gang leader. 209 00:10:29,210 --> 00:10:33,390 And then there's just... poor Dean, he's just sitting there. 210 00:10:33,430 --> 00:10:37,000 And then, like, all of a sudden, like... 211 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,610 I mean, talk about a drive-by. 212 00:10:41,740 --> 00:10:44,310 A drive-by. Okay. 213 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,310 I guess that's kind of funny. 214 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:49,670 Come on. 215 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:57,020 I hope your loved ones are okay. 216 00:10:57,060 --> 00:10:59,410 I do. 217 00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:01,200 Mrs. Boland. 218 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,460 Present. 219 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:06,200 She's really upset. 220 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,380 Your husband is going to be fine. 221 00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:09,730 Another half inch to the right, 222 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,380 the bullet would've nicked his aorta. 223 00:11:11,430 --> 00:11:13,250 We'd be having a very different conversation. 224 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:15,260 Wait. He's not dead? 225 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:18,300 No, he has a long road ahead, but his... his vitals are stable. 226 00:11:22,790 --> 00:11:27,620 ♪ 227 00:11:27,660 --> 00:11:30,440 I didn't kill my husband. 228 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,530 Yay. 229 00:11:33,580 --> 00:11:36,580 - Look at that. - So good. 230 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:39,240 ♪ 231 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:41,410 He's going to kill me. 232 00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:46,290 ♪ 233 00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:48,110 Talk to me. What do we got? 234 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:51,340 Um, a green bean. Could be edamame. 235 00:11:51,380 --> 00:11:53,340 Bag it. 236 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,770 Ooh, and a... and a pacifier. 237 00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,650 Bag it, tag it. 238 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,260 The cops already did this, Leslie. 239 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:06,440 ♪ 240 00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:13,570 ♪ 241 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:16,190 I don't know what those girls promised you 242 00:12:16,230 --> 00:12:18,540 or how much you got paid, 243 00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:20,670 but we both know you sold out here... 244 00:12:20,710 --> 00:12:22,280 big-time. 245 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:23,890 Got it? 246 00:12:23,930 --> 00:12:25,760 Y-yes, Mr. Peterson. 247 00:12:27,630 --> 00:12:29,566 Now get back down there and find me some justice. 248 00:12:29,590 --> 00:12:32,640 Y-yes. I'm on it, Mr. Peterson. 249 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:34,600 Hey, hey! 250 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:36,510 This is a crime scene. 251 00:12:36,550 --> 00:12:38,640 Behind the line. 252 00:12:38,690 --> 00:12:40,650 ♪ 253 00:12:49,180 --> 00:12:50,700 Are you kidding me, man? 254 00:12:50,740 --> 00:12:52,440 How you been, Jimmy? 255 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,700 - Do you know what time it is? - Who is it? 256 00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:57,840 It's a work thing. I got it. 257 00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:00,140 Didn't know you had a roommate. 258 00:13:00,190 --> 00:13:01,840 What are you doing here? 259 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:06,670 You might want to round up your team ASAP 260 00:13:06,710 --> 00:13:09,850 and let them know they missed some stuff. 261 00:13:12,980 --> 00:13:14,940 It's just I watch "The First 48," so I know... 262 00:13:14,980 --> 00:13:16,876 You don't show up at my home like a crazy person 263 00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:17,916 unless you're a crazy person. 264 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:20,340 Are you crazy, Leslie? Huh? 265 00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:21,876 'Cause if you are, things are going to go down 266 00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:23,510 a whole lot differently. 267 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:25,690 I'm not going to be so reasonable. You feel me? 268 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,830 Those girls... They are playing you. 269 00:13:32,870 --> 00:13:35,530 They are right under your nose laughing their asses off. 270 00:13:35,570 --> 00:13:37,570 Get out of here. 271 00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:49,630 ♪ 272 00:14:01,940 --> 00:14:04,420 ♪ Yeah, I been 273 00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:06,380 ♪ Yeah 274 00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:09,300 ♪ I been taking long, I been writing songs ♪ 275 00:14:09,340 --> 00:14:12,610 ♪ I been feeling gone, don't know what you want ♪ 276 00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:15,870 Time to take your pills. 277 00:14:15,910 --> 00:14:18,570 - No, please, no. - Yes, please, yes. 278 00:14:18,610 --> 00:14:19,960 Hey, little people. 279 00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:22,490 - Hey. - Hey. 280 00:14:22,530 --> 00:14:25,620 Hey, how was your day? 281 00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:28,410 Hey, how did Uncle Dean get shot? 282 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:32,930 Uh, He was downtown late at night, and someone robbed him. 283 00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:35,760 - Did you know the guy? - No. Absolutely not. 284 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,590 It was completely random. 285 00:14:37,630 --> 00:14:38,890 I mean, honestly, 286 00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:40,550 these things kind of happen all the time. 287 00:14:40,590 --> 00:14:42,420 - They do? - Well, I mean... 288 00:14:42,460 --> 00:14:45,990 I mean, not all the time, no. 289 00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:48,770 But, I mean, you never know. 290 00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:50,780 What'd they take? 291 00:14:50,820 --> 00:14:52,470 Nothing. 292 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:53,870 You just said he got robbed. 293 00:14:53,910 --> 00:14:55,950 Take your pills, woman. Take your pills. 294 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,740 Fine. 295 00:14:57,780 --> 00:15:00,000 ♪ 296 00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:03,660 Who wants pizza? 297 00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:05,620 What if it's the bad guy? 298 00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:07,490 Bad guy don't ring doorbells. 299 00:15:07,530 --> 00:15:09,970 ♪ Got it yelling, got it yelling ♪ 300 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:16,670 ♪ 301 00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:20,460 Hey. 302 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,590 Have you had a week. 303 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,550 Forensics found a pen cap in the store. 304 00:15:27,590 --> 00:15:29,510 What kind of pen? 305 00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:31,640 The kind that matches the ink on the envelope 306 00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:33,990 that you left for the Feds. 307 00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:38,780 - We were really careful. - Oh, yeah? How careful? 308 00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:40,300 Gloves and masks... 309 00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:44,000 'Cause there's lipstick on it. 310 00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:46,050 So just, like, be me for a second, okay? 311 00:15:46,090 --> 00:15:47,960 I'm looking over the list, right? 312 00:15:48,010 --> 00:15:52,660 Picture my damn face when I see that you were a hostage 313 00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:55,540 in the very robbery that took down the gangbanger 314 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:58,500 that you had a little, you know, uh... 315 00:15:58,540 --> 00:15:59,840 Playdate. 316 00:15:59,890 --> 00:16:01,540 Playdate with. 317 00:16:01,590 --> 00:16:03,330 What a small world. 318 00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:05,760 - I buy a lot of milk. - Is that right? 319 00:16:05,810 --> 00:16:07,680 It would be weird if I wasn't there. 320 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:11,600 Mrs. Boland, I would love for you to stop by the station. 321 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,680 I already gave my statement. 322 00:16:13,730 --> 00:16:16,860 You did, but now I need your DNA sample. 323 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,560 I think I'd like you to leave. 324 00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:25,000 That's probably a good idea. 325 00:16:27,390 --> 00:16:29,350 And I'm calling a lawyer. 326 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,090 Even better. 327 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:49,980 You're going to go in there, 328 00:16:50,030 --> 00:16:51,720 and you're going to give them everything. 329 00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:53,900 You want me to turn myself in? 330 00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:56,120 - I'll go with you. - Why? 331 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,950 Because the first in gets the best deal. 332 00:16:57,990 --> 00:16:59,860 Baby, that's the way it works. 333 00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:03,560 We'll be... Babe, they don't care about you. 334 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,040 They just want that gang, you know? 335 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,740 They just want to build their case, right? 336 00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:09,000 So you go in there, you tell them everything. 337 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:11,000 You hear me? All of it. 338 00:17:11,050 --> 00:17:14,610 You tell them what you did, how you did it... 339 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:20,060 And who you did it with. You mean Beth and Annie? 340 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,100 Babe, they got DNA. 341 00:17:24,150 --> 00:17:25,890 This is over. 342 00:17:25,930 --> 00:17:27,606 - Beth was my maid of honor. - Look, nobody said 343 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,036 this was going to be pretty and fair, Ruby. 344 00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:30,150 I used to babysit Annie. 345 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,110 Excuse me, you made this bed. 346 00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:34,720 - Oh, my God. - And you made it well. 347 00:17:34,770 --> 00:17:36,680 I mean, it's got pillows, it's got throws, 348 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,120 it's got duvets in it. 349 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,966 - Oh, my God, Stan. - But you... but you did it 350 00:17:39,990 --> 00:17:41,690 for us, though, right? 351 00:17:41,730 --> 00:17:43,536 You did it for... you did it for me, you did it for Sara, 352 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:44,860 you did it for Lil' Money. 353 00:17:44,910 --> 00:17:47,210 I mean, that's... That's what you said, right? 354 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:53,740 Then you get out of it for us. 355 00:17:59,570 --> 00:18:02,360 I don't understand why you would use your mouth 356 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,230 to take off a pen cap. 357 00:18:04,270 --> 00:18:06,580 Because I had a gun on a bunch of people. 358 00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:08,060 My hands were full. 359 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:10,670 Yeah, but it's just so amateur. 360 00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:13,540 Yeah, we are amateurs. 361 00:18:13,590 --> 00:18:16,110 Well, what does Stan say? 362 00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:21,680 - About what? - About what we should do. 363 00:18:23,030 --> 00:18:24,510 Nothing. 364 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:28,040 You guys, I got to go. 365 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,650 Now? 366 00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:32,170 Yeah, I got a-a thing. 367 00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:34,170 Oh, here... 368 00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:36,170 these are for Sara for while she's laid up. 369 00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:38,310 Oh, that's so sweet. 370 00:18:40,610 --> 00:18:42,620 Yeah, I got a little something, too. 371 00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,270 Oh, please don't. 372 00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:46,140 I made it from all her old baby clothes... 373 00:18:46,180 --> 00:18:47,790 The ones you handed down. Wow. 374 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,296 And then I thought, "Wouldn't it be cool if there were quotes 375 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:52,190 from all her favorite authors?" So I... 376 00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:55,020 Who are you? You can't just go to a store? 377 00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:58,070 - That's too much. - It's not a kidney. 378 00:18:58,110 --> 00:18:59,786 But, you know, we would've done that, too. 379 00:18:59,810 --> 00:19:02,810 Thanks, guys. 380 00:19:05,860 --> 00:19:13,120 ♪ 381 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,720 ♪ You know you want 382 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,240 ♪ You know you want 383 00:19:46,290 --> 00:19:48,070 ♪ You know you want 384 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,070 ♪ To come on down 385 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,510 ♪ To come on down 386 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:56,430 ♪ Follow no leader 387 00:19:56,470 --> 00:19:58,390 ♪ Don't follow him, don't follow her ♪ 388 00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:00,740 ♪ Don't follow me 389 00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:05,570 ♪ 390 00:20:05,610 --> 00:20:07,270 There's a van, 391 00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:10,090 and it's, like, some sort of courier service, 392 00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:12,400 and they take the evidence from the station 393 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:13,750 to the lab, right? 394 00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:15,750 So we wait till this guy makes a stop, 395 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,800 and we snag ourselves a pen cap. 396 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,240 I can sense you have some questions. 397 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,776 Well, how do you know it hasn't already been sent? 398 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,810 On "SVU," they don't send the evidence 399 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,590 until they have something to match it to. 400 00:20:27,630 --> 00:20:29,136 But that's not what they do on "CSI." 401 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,550 What do they do? 402 00:20:30,590 --> 00:20:32,290 Well, the lab is their office, you know, 403 00:20:32,330 --> 00:20:33,616 so they just... Yeah, but that show's been on 404 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,316 for so many seasons, that could've changed. 405 00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:36,616 I'm telling you, that cap's not going anywhere 406 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,510 until you give your sample. 407 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,870 Or I could just go down to the station, 408 00:20:41,910 --> 00:20:44,610 throw you all under the bus, and cut myself a sweet deal. 409 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,180 - Yeah, please. - As if. 410 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:52,920 Well, "SVU" has been on the longest. 411 00:20:55,970 --> 00:20:57,400 ♪ 412 00:20:57,450 --> 00:20:59,880 ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo 413 00:20:59,930 --> 00:21:00,930 ♪ Yo, hey, yo 414 00:21:02,490 --> 00:21:04,320 ♪ What? 415 00:21:04,370 --> 00:21:06,320 ♪ What it is? What is up? What is what? ♪ 416 00:21:06,370 --> 00:21:07,720 ♪ What it do? What it don't? ♪ 417 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,460 ♪ Came through in the clutch ♪ 418 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,956 ♪ Stomping like I'm up in Louboutins ♪ 419 00:21:10,980 --> 00:21:12,550 ♪ Boys, they want to paint me ♪ 420 00:21:12,590 --> 00:21:13,656 ♪ Like I'm canvas to do sumi on ♪ 421 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,330 ♪ I hate bottled water 422 00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:16,446 ♪ But whatever, I'm pouring Evian ♪ 423 00:21:16,470 --> 00:21:18,250 ♪ I'm the kind of John 424 00:21:18,290 --> 00:21:20,210 ♪ Closet dudes want to go steady on ♪ 425 00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:22,186 ♪ Toss my gems up, raise the bar, young phenomenon ♪ 426 00:21:22,210 --> 00:21:24,170 ♪ I make a neo-Nazi kamikaze want to firebomb ♪ 427 00:21:24,210 --> 00:21:26,340 ♪ I'm da bomb diggity, got your moms feeling me ♪ 428 00:21:26,390 --> 00:21:29,650 ♪ Tell your man chill on me, hang loose, like, literally ♪ 429 00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:32,350 ♪ What it is? What is up? What is what? ♪ 430 00:21:32,390 --> 00:21:34,660 ♪ What it do? What it don't? ♪ 431 00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:37,440 ♪ What it is? What is up? What is what? ♪ 432 00:21:37,490 --> 00:21:38,840 ♪ What it do? What it don't? ♪ 433 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,490 ♪ What? 434 00:21:40,530 --> 00:21:43,490 ♪ I'm getting light in my loafers ♪ 435 00:21:43,540 --> 00:21:45,490 Come on! 436 00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:46,970 ♪ I'm butter like cocoa 437 00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:49,500 ♪ L-O-L-O-L-O-L, I'mloco ♪ 438 00:21:49,540 --> 00:21:51,760 ♪ Rolling up a personal and chomping on a mango ♪ 439 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,500 Out... 440 00:21:54,550 --> 00:21:56,980 ♪ I'm a black Ken doll, a number 2 pencil ♪ 441 00:21:57,030 --> 00:21:59,990 ♪ Freshmaker like Mentos, let me be your mentor ♪ 442 00:22:00,030 --> 00:22:02,470 ♪ Aries, Leo rising, nasty with the timing ♪ 443 00:22:02,510 --> 00:22:04,820 ♪ I see a goonie vibing, I be like, "Hi, man" ♪ 444 00:22:04,860 --> 00:22:07,390 ♪ Native to the island, fantasies realizing ♪ 445 00:22:07,430 --> 00:22:11,000 ♪ I see a hater hating, and I be like, "Good-bye, fam" ♪ 446 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,870 ♪ What it is? What is up? What is what? ♪ 447 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,220 Look at us... 448 00:22:19,270 --> 00:22:21,400 Boning in a bed. 449 00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:26,930 I feel like you should be 450 00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:29,280 a little bit more excited about that. 451 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,890 I'm going to leave Nancy. 452 00:22:33,930 --> 00:22:35,720 That's not funny. 453 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,980 I'm... I'm not joking. 454 00:22:39,460 --> 00:22:40,720 Why? 455 00:22:40,770 --> 00:22:43,550 Uh, why do two people leave each other? 456 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,550 Well... You know, I don't know, Greg. 457 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,290 Why don't you tell me? 458 00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:48,990 Things just aren't working out anymore. 459 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,260 No, no. That cannot be it. 460 00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:53,740 - Why not? - Because you got married. 461 00:22:53,780 --> 00:22:55,430 - Yeah, I... - You... you have to have 462 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,310 a very long list of very good reasons why, 463 00:22:58,350 --> 00:23:00,400 and then, maybe only then, can you... 464 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,660 Okay, what if... What if you were on it? 465 00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:04,660 - On what? - My list! 466 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,320 Am I? 467 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:09,750 Yeah. 468 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:12,580 Mom. 469 00:23:15,110 --> 00:23:16,450 Um... 470 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:18,060 You know, you're such a dick! 471 00:23:18,110 --> 00:23:21,370 - What? - You... you always do this. 472 00:23:21,420 --> 00:23:23,330 You... you never respect my schedule! 473 00:23:23,370 --> 00:23:25,006 Well, you know, maybe if you actually kept 474 00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:26,460 some kind of schedule, 475 00:23:26,510 --> 00:23:29,290 then I would be able to respect it. 476 00:23:29,340 --> 00:23:33,730 You know, maybe if you weren't such a D-bag loser... 477 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:35,560 What are you guys doing? 478 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,910 - We didn't know you were home. - Yeah. 479 00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:39,560 Why was the door closed? 480 00:23:39,610 --> 00:23:41,570 We just didn't want to bother you. 481 00:23:41,610 --> 00:23:42,960 You didn't know I was home. 482 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,676 - We should watch a movie. - Are you hungry? 483 00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:47,050 I'm... I'm good. 484 00:23:47,090 --> 00:23:49,530 - See ya. - Yeah. 485 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:57,890 So, um... so am I, like, top of the list, 486 00:23:57,930 --> 00:24:00,670 or am I sort of more in the middle? 487 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:03,110 Oh, you're, like... an idiot. 488 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,940 - Mm. Mm-hmm. - Mm. 489 00:24:04,980 --> 00:24:08,810 Hey, you know, honestly, it's an honor just to be nominated. 490 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,380 Busy day? 491 00:24:17,430 --> 00:24:19,600 I picked up Sara's homework. 492 00:24:19,650 --> 00:24:21,740 By the way, I talked to Miss Allegra 493 00:24:21,780 --> 00:24:23,830 about the spring play again. 494 00:24:23,870 --> 00:24:25,650 She wants to do "Lion King," fine, 495 00:24:25,700 --> 00:24:28,000 but I'll be damned if our son is playing a shrub. 496 00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:31,090 Hmm. How's tomorrow looking? 497 00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:34,450 Well, I have 300 doughnuts to dip for Rotary Club. 498 00:24:34,490 --> 00:24:35,686 Yeah, what about next month? 499 00:24:35,710 --> 00:24:38,540 - What? - Next year? 500 00:24:38,580 --> 00:24:40,126 I don't know. You just let me know when you think 501 00:24:40,150 --> 00:24:41,450 you're going to have a minute. 502 00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:43,060 I went to the station. 503 00:24:43,110 --> 00:24:45,410 You know... 504 00:24:45,460 --> 00:24:47,680 armed robbery is a Class A. 505 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,900 I tried. I couldn't go in. 506 00:24:49,940 --> 00:24:52,550 That's at least four birthdays. 507 00:24:54,730 --> 00:24:58,120 Sara in March, Harry in September. 508 00:24:59,910 --> 00:25:02,560 You add in felony firearm, and that's, um... 509 00:25:04,210 --> 00:25:05,910 That's eight birthdays you miss. 510 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,830 - We used toy guns. - You think they care? 511 00:25:08,870 --> 00:25:12,530 Plus, you did it twice, so now we're up to 16. 512 00:25:12,570 --> 00:25:14,090 They pin you on that counterfeit 513 00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:16,710 and, God forbid, that kidnapping for the manager 514 00:25:16,750 --> 00:25:18,880 that you hid in the tree house... 515 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:22,580 that's... that's more birthdays than I can count. 516 00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:25,100 I mean, Lil' Money's going to be 50. 517 00:25:26,930 --> 00:25:28,590 You think on that 518 00:25:28,630 --> 00:25:30,550 when you're drinking rosé with your besties. 519 00:25:30,590 --> 00:25:32,460 Stan... 520 00:25:36,250 --> 00:25:38,770 Their kids have birthdays, too. 521 00:25:58,310 --> 00:26:00,360 Could you not? 522 00:26:02,140 --> 00:26:03,620 I can't go to jail. 523 00:26:03,670 --> 00:26:06,100 Yeah, me neither. 524 00:26:06,150 --> 00:26:09,060 No, but I really can't. 525 00:26:09,110 --> 00:26:14,150 Things are finally starting to not suck for me, you know? 526 00:26:16,770 --> 00:26:20,120 When's Deansie coming home? 527 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,730 Tomorrow. 528 00:26:22,770 --> 00:26:25,560 What are you going to say to him? 529 00:26:27,340 --> 00:26:29,430 Check it out. Two o'clock. 530 00:26:31,170 --> 00:26:33,700 Have you ever seen a clock? 531 00:26:33,740 --> 00:26:36,310 All right, awesome. Thank you so much. Have a nice day. 532 00:26:36,350 --> 00:26:37,480 Next in line, please? 533 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,750 Ooh, that's me. 534 00:26:40,790 --> 00:26:42,660 Hi, how can I help you? 535 00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:44,530 Hello, Jan. 536 00:26:44,580 --> 00:26:49,450 Um, why don't you tell me a little bit about your menu? 537 00:26:49,490 --> 00:26:50,970 You said you knew how to do this. 538 00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:52,500 It's a delicate art, all right? 539 00:26:52,540 --> 00:26:54,320 Come on. Come on, come on, come on. 540 00:26:54,370 --> 00:26:58,500 Every lock is different. I work by feel. 541 00:26:58,550 --> 00:27:01,640 I had no idea the myriad of dairy techniques. 542 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,030 So what you're telling me is 543 00:27:04,070 --> 00:27:06,340 they froth the milk for a cappuccino, 544 00:27:06,380 --> 00:27:09,510 but they steam it for a latte. 545 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:10,780 More or less, yeah. 546 00:27:10,820 --> 00:27:13,130 So wait. So what's an espresso? 547 00:27:13,170 --> 00:27:15,210 Just a really strong coffee. 548 00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:18,260 What will those Italians think of next? 549 00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:20,700 You see... You know what I'm saying? 550 00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:22,700 All right. 551 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:30,360 Shh. 552 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,450 No, you shh! 553 00:27:32,490 --> 00:27:33,816 It says draft, and I thought that was... 554 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,370 Did you think it was... I really... 555 00:27:35,410 --> 00:27:37,150 I thought that was beer. That's so funny. 556 00:27:37,190 --> 00:27:38,826 But it's just the cold brew. The cold brew's new, right? 557 00:27:38,850 --> 00:27:40,500 Do you want one? 558 00:27:40,540 --> 00:27:42,070 Yes, I want something. 559 00:27:42,110 --> 00:27:46,550 I don't know exactly what I... 560 00:27:46,590 --> 00:27:48,550 I'm sorry. Are those teas back there? 561 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,600 - Yep. - Oh-ho! 562 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:51,820 You just changed the game! 563 00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:58,340 ♪ 564 00:27:58,390 --> 00:28:01,130 Why can't it just say pen cap? 565 00:28:01,170 --> 00:28:04,790 ♪ 566 00:28:04,830 --> 00:28:06,350 It seems like everything's coded. 567 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,790 I mean, what are these numbers? 568 00:28:07,830 --> 00:28:09,090 Do you take Apple Pay? 569 00:28:09,140 --> 00:28:10,660 - Yes. - Amazing. 570 00:28:10,710 --> 00:28:12,230 Okay. 571 00:28:12,270 --> 00:28:14,580 Okay, now... 572 00:28:14,620 --> 00:28:17,060 how do I download that? 573 00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:19,410 Oh, my God. I will pay for you. 574 00:28:19,450 --> 00:28:22,280 I mean, why is there so much crime? 575 00:28:22,330 --> 00:28:23,760 Okay, okay. 576 00:28:23,810 --> 00:28:26,290 Remember when we did that 23andMe thing a while back? 577 00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:29,250 Yeah, wasn't Dean, like, 90% Neanderthal? 578 00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:31,770 Ye... yes, but you had to keep the swabs cold, 579 00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:34,290 or the DNA would, like, immediately start breaking down 580 00:28:34,340 --> 00:28:36,430 and it wasn't viable. 581 00:28:36,470 --> 00:28:39,170 It is, like, 90 degrees outside today. 582 00:28:39,210 --> 00:28:40,690 Let's do it. 583 00:28:40,740 --> 00:28:41,820 Next in line. 584 00:28:43,690 --> 00:28:46,610 - What can I get for you? - Just a coffee. 585 00:28:48,220 --> 00:28:50,400 I can't unplug it. 586 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,660 Oh, God. We have to go. We have, like, 30 seconds. 587 00:28:52,700 --> 00:28:54,660 - I know, it won't... - Beth, Beth, wait! 588 00:28:54,710 --> 00:28:56,140 What? 589 00:28:56,190 --> 00:28:58,190 ♪ 590 00:28:58,230 --> 00:28:59,800 Oh, my God. 591 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:02,320 I mean, they never actually get around to these things. 592 00:29:02,370 --> 00:29:03,580 Right? 593 00:29:03,630 --> 00:29:05,240 Oh, my God. 594 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:06,916 It's not like anybody believes in science anymore. 595 00:29:06,940 --> 00:29:09,370 Oh, my God! 596 00:29:11,850 --> 00:29:14,250 I got a breakfast thingy, cheese plate, 597 00:29:14,290 --> 00:29:17,290 travel mugs, a Maroon 5 Holiday CD, 598 00:29:17,340 --> 00:29:20,690 and Red Velvet Fraps. 599 00:29:20,730 --> 00:29:22,600 You got to try this thing. It takes like... 600 00:29:22,650 --> 00:29:24,910 Like a cake Slurpee. 601 00:29:24,950 --> 00:29:27,430 So what's up? You get it? 602 00:29:29,610 --> 00:29:31,570 You got it, right? 603 00:29:33,530 --> 00:29:37,570 'Cause we're talking game over, like, for real now, so... 604 00:29:43,540 --> 00:29:46,150 How could you not get it? 605 00:29:46,190 --> 00:29:48,800 There were rape kits in there. 606 00:29:54,370 --> 00:29:55,940 I'm surprised you called. 607 00:29:55,980 --> 00:29:57,746 Thanks for coming. I couldn't find a sitter. 608 00:29:57,770 --> 00:30:01,250 Oh, I drive anywhere for cake. 609 00:30:01,290 --> 00:30:03,560 This is a buckle. 610 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,690 Sorry? 611 00:30:05,730 --> 00:30:07,520 See, a cake rises. 612 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:11,870 With this, the fruit makes the middle sort of buckle. 613 00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:14,740 If you wanted a crisp, you would put streusel on top. 614 00:30:14,790 --> 00:30:16,896 And if you were making a cobbler, you would use biscuit. 615 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:18,416 If you wanted a Betty, you would actually put... 616 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:19,880 I am good with cake. 617 00:30:24,750 --> 00:30:27,750 My husband, um... 618 00:30:29,370 --> 00:30:30,890 We're going through a lot right now. 619 00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:32,410 Yeah, I heard he got mugged. 620 00:30:32,460 --> 00:30:34,200 How'd that happen? 621 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,850 Wrong place, wrong time. 622 00:30:35,890 --> 00:30:38,900 That's the story of your life. 623 00:30:40,330 --> 00:30:44,860 I really need to focus on my family right now, and... 624 00:30:44,900 --> 00:30:46,900 and I'm sure you have much bigger fish to fry 625 00:30:46,950 --> 00:30:48,380 than a mother of four. 626 00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:51,300 Oh, come on, you are way more than that. 627 00:30:51,340 --> 00:30:54,910 No, I'm pretty boring. 628 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,610 What's boring about working for a dangerous gang? 629 00:31:05,010 --> 00:31:07,790 It was never just a playdate, was it? 630 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:14,320 ♪ 631 00:31:14,370 --> 00:31:16,850 - I am so sorry. - Mm. 632 00:31:16,890 --> 00:31:20,940 My mom used to say, "Sorry don't cut it." 633 00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:25,940 I am asking you to please just let this one go. 634 00:31:25,990 --> 00:31:28,770 ♪ 635 00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:31,510 No can do.. 636 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,780 What do you want? Do you want to throw me in jail? 637 00:31:34,820 --> 00:31:36,430 Hmm. Maybe. 638 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,610 Because I used a pen in a grocery store. 639 00:31:38,650 --> 00:31:40,740 Oh, lock her up. 640 00:31:40,780 --> 00:31:42,390 You think a jury's going to buy that? 641 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,010 I've never even had a speeding ticket. 642 00:31:44,050 --> 00:31:46,050 You robbed a grocery store, Mrs. Boland. 643 00:31:46,090 --> 00:31:49,310 ♪ 644 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,530 I did your job for you. 645 00:31:51,580 --> 00:31:52,930 Excuse me? 646 00:31:52,970 --> 00:31:54,710 I gave you a gift. 647 00:31:54,750 --> 00:31:58,450 I handed you that gang with a big bow around it. 648 00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:00,410 You should be thanking me. 649 00:32:01,810 --> 00:32:03,680 And you know what my mama used to say? 650 00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,370 Hmm? 651 00:32:05,420 --> 00:32:07,680 "You get what you get, and you don't get upset." 652 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,330 Now get out of my house. 653 00:32:09,380 --> 00:32:16,470 ♪ 654 00:32:18,690 --> 00:32:20,480 No, I've already been... 655 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,870 Hello? 656 00:32:22,910 --> 00:32:25,000 This bitch did not just transfer me again. 657 00:32:25,050 --> 00:32:27,610 Welcome to Stars & Stripes Health Group. 658 00:32:27,660 --> 00:32:30,660 Let's get started. What can I help you with today? 659 00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:32,970 Speak to a representative. 660 00:32:33,010 --> 00:32:35,490 I'll need more information before I connect you 661 00:32:35,530 --> 00:32:38,020 with one of our trusted health-care professionals. 662 00:32:38,060 --> 00:32:40,500 Re-pre-sent-a-tive. 663 00:32:40,540 --> 00:32:42,126 - I'm sorry... - They're trying to bill us 664 00:32:42,150 --> 00:32:44,346 for the anti-rejection meds, which are supposed to be... 665 00:32:44,370 --> 00:32:47,070 Re-pre-sent-a-tive. 666 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:03,610 Good evening, this is Carl. Who am I speaking with? 667 00:33:03,650 --> 00:33:06,390 Claims. Hello? Hello? 668 00:33:08,650 --> 00:33:13,140 ♪ Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel ♪ 669 00:33:13,180 --> 00:33:18,620 ♪ Kyrie eleison, through the darkness of the night ♪ 670 00:33:18,660 --> 00:33:24,060 ♪ Kyrie eleison, where I'm going will you follow? ♪ 671 00:33:24,110 --> 00:33:29,200 ♪ Kyrie eleison, on a highway in the light ♪ 672 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,070 Drink up. 673 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:37,160 ♪ 674 00:33:37,210 --> 00:33:40,120 What do you want from me? 675 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,040 You were right. 676 00:33:43,730 --> 00:33:47,080 - About what? - About it all. 677 00:33:47,130 --> 00:33:51,220 ♪ 678 00:33:53,260 --> 00:33:55,220 What is that? 679 00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:00,580 Come on, man. Pull it together. 680 00:34:00,620 --> 00:34:03,100 Come on, Leslie. Leslie. 681 00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:11,590 It's just... 682 00:34:11,630 --> 00:34:13,500 It's been a really long road. 683 00:34:13,550 --> 00:34:17,590 Yeah, okay. Okay, okay. You're okay. Just breathe. 684 00:34:21,340 --> 00:34:23,430 So listen, Leslie, 685 00:34:23,470 --> 00:34:27,260 I'm gonna take these women down. 686 00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:29,610 Yes. Yes! 687 00:34:31,220 --> 00:34:34,260 Yeah, but I'm gonna need your help, all right? 688 00:34:34,310 --> 00:34:38,140 ♪ 689 00:34:42,050 --> 00:34:45,140 What's in it for me? 690 00:34:45,190 --> 00:34:47,060 Civic pride. 691 00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:49,450 I was thinking more money. 692 00:34:49,490 --> 00:34:51,450 Yeah, okay. 693 00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:53,190 Or I just arrest you. 694 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,290 Yeah, right. For what? 695 00:34:57,330 --> 00:34:59,136 Oh, Leslie, you're trying to tell me there's a store manager 696 00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,160 that doesn't know exactly what's going in and out 697 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,030 of his own safe? 698 00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,600 How much did they pay you to look the other way? 699 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,170 ♪ 700 00:35:10,210 --> 00:35:13,300 - I accept your terms. - I thought you might. 701 00:35:13,340 --> 00:35:15,560 ♪ 702 00:35:17,170 --> 00:35:20,660 Okay, I made all your favorites... 703 00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:24,750 roast chicken, potato casserole, apple pie. 704 00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:27,790 It's 9:00 a.m. 705 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:31,060 I know, but I just thought, you know... 706 00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:33,150 comfort food. 707 00:35:38,150 --> 00:35:40,330 I'm just gonna put it here. 708 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:45,030 Did you see what the kids made? 709 00:35:45,070 --> 00:35:46,706 They really wanted to stay home from school, 710 00:35:46,730 --> 00:35:48,210 but I made them go. 711 00:35:48,250 --> 00:35:50,380 What happened to the stop sign? 712 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,210 I don't know. 713 00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:56,130 Probably some kid took it. 714 00:35:56,170 --> 00:36:00,780 I've seen, like, five cars just blow through it. 715 00:36:02,610 --> 00:36:04,830 Somebody's going to get hurt. 716 00:36:09,270 --> 00:36:11,580 Dean, I... 717 00:36:17,450 --> 00:36:18,730 Do you want me to turn on the TV? 718 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,630 - Not right now. - Okay. 719 00:36:20,670 --> 00:36:23,110 Let me know. Mmhmm. 720 00:36:26,290 --> 00:36:28,250 All right, all right, all right, check this out. 721 00:36:28,290 --> 00:36:30,550 I've got an H and an S here. 722 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,250 Look at that. It looks more like an 8. 723 00:36:32,290 --> 00:36:33,706 Yeah, 'cause the batter ran over a little. 724 00:36:33,730 --> 00:36:35,640 So that's why... That looks like a snowman. 725 00:36:35,690 --> 00:36:37,560 It kind of looks like Grandma. 726 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,430 What? 727 00:36:39,470 --> 00:36:41,350 Oh, that is your mother. 728 00:36:41,390 --> 00:36:43,870 Ew, in that sundress, right? 729 00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:46,570 For sure. 730 00:36:46,610 --> 00:36:48,350 You all better stop talking about my mama. 731 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,546 All right, fine. You know what? I'm going to eat these. 732 00:36:50,570 --> 00:36:53,750 I'm gonna call her and tell her you said that, Lil' Money. 733 00:36:55,230 --> 00:36:57,270 Maybe we can play cards later. 734 00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:06,460 Thank you. 735 00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:07,890 I did it for them. 736 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,690 - Hi! - Hi. 737 00:37:16,730 --> 00:37:18,876 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! 738 00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:21,340 - What? - I just... I've been... 739 00:37:21,390 --> 00:37:23,300 I've been thinking a lot about this, 740 00:37:23,340 --> 00:37:26,740 and we should go skydiving. 741 00:37:26,780 --> 00:37:28,830 Like, jump out of a plane? 742 00:37:28,870 --> 00:37:30,570 No, like to the mall. 743 00:37:30,610 --> 00:37:32,610 You know they got those big wind tube-y things, 744 00:37:32,660 --> 00:37:34,490 and you can just fly. 745 00:37:34,530 --> 00:37:36,400 I have a secret. 746 00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,790 - What is it? - I'm not supposed to tell. 747 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,556 Dude, come on. Well, now you have to tell me. 748 00:37:40,580 --> 00:37:43,490 What is it? Nancy's pregs. 749 00:37:45,580 --> 00:37:46,720 Wow. 750 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,850 She just found out this morning. 751 00:37:50,590 --> 00:37:52,370 Wow. 752 00:37:52,420 --> 00:37:53,900 She was crying and then laughing, 753 00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:55,720 and then she barfed all over the counter. 754 00:37:55,770 --> 00:37:58,900 Wow! 755 00:38:00,380 --> 00:38:01,560 It's good, right? 756 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,820 They've been trying a long time. 757 00:38:03,860 --> 00:38:06,260 I mean... 758 00:38:06,300 --> 00:38:07,520 Wow. 759 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:10,480 You keep saying that. 760 00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,830 Yeah, I'm just, uh... 761 00:38:12,870 --> 00:38:16,350 I'm just really happy for them. 762 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,660 So... 763 00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:20,360 Do you want to go? 764 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,360 - Where? - To the mall. Skydiving. 765 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:24,710 - To the mall! - To the mall! 766 00:38:24,750 --> 00:38:27,710 Skydiving! 767 00:38:29,670 --> 00:38:32,500 Go away. I said I don't want to talk to you. 768 00:38:32,540 --> 00:38:33,850 I'm going to call the cops. 769 00:38:33,890 --> 00:38:35,890 Ask for my boy, Jimmy. 770 00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:37,370 He's the one investigating 771 00:38:37,420 --> 00:38:39,510 those bitches you're in bed with. 772 00:38:39,550 --> 00:38:41,860 How do you know that? 773 00:38:41,900 --> 00:38:44,250 I'm his key witness. 774 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:49,390 Well, I don't know anything, so... 775 00:38:49,430 --> 00:38:51,300 Okay. 776 00:38:51,350 --> 00:38:53,260 I mean, they kept me out of it. I... 777 00:38:53,300 --> 00:38:56,480 Well, good. I mean, 'cause they're in real big trouble. 778 00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,920 Like jail or... 779 00:39:00,750 --> 00:39:02,920 I'm just... 780 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:07,970 Did you take money from them? 781 00:39:08,010 --> 00:39:10,280 No. 782 00:39:12,890 --> 00:39:14,410 Well, then you're cool. 783 00:39:18,070 --> 00:39:21,330 I took a little... I took a little money. 784 00:39:25,550 --> 00:39:27,640 How much? 785 00:39:27,690 --> 00:39:29,510 It wasn't not a lot. 786 00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,250 Oh, Mary Pat. 787 00:39:31,300 --> 00:39:33,560 But I have kids. Leslie, I... 788 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,700 I wish I could help you. I do, uh... 789 00:39:37,740 --> 00:39:39,456 Please. No, please don't tell them about me. 790 00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:42,920 I am going to be under oath. 791 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:46,440 You know, I got to tell the truth, so help me God. 792 00:39:46,490 --> 00:39:48,710 I can't go away for this, Leslie. 793 00:39:48,750 --> 00:39:50,750 Please. I ca... I mean, I ca... Please. 794 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,466 Can you just leave me out of it, and then... 795 00:39:52,490 --> 00:39:54,450 And then I can stay with... With my boys? 796 00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:56,980 Please. Please, Leslie, please. 797 00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:58,760 Please, please. 798 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,460 Okay, okay. 799 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:03,810 Okay. 800 00:40:03,850 --> 00:40:05,420 Okay. 801 00:40:05,460 --> 00:40:07,900 Thank you. Thank you. 802 00:40:13,730 --> 00:40:15,600 What are you doing? 803 00:40:15,650 --> 00:40:18,610 Well, a husband can't testify against his wife. 804 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,530 Hey, don't forget to order for everybody. 805 00:40:24,570 --> 00:40:26,790 Oh, God. K-Bear's in it for himself. 806 00:40:26,830 --> 00:40:28,790 Order for your sisters! 807 00:40:28,830 --> 00:40:32,360 Yeah, and your favorite auntie! 808 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,490 - Uh-oh. - Uh-uh. 809 00:40:35,540 --> 00:40:37,020 Really? 810 00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:39,630 - That's all the money. - I gave him ten bucks. 811 00:40:39,670 --> 00:40:42,630 Yo, what about my frog pop? We had a deal! 812 00:40:44,590 --> 00:40:46,460 That grifter got four scoops. 813 00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:48,640 I'm telling you. That kid's shady as hell. 814 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:51,860 We should go. 815 00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:54,860 Nah, let the kid eat. 816 00:40:54,900 --> 00:40:56,860 What's up? You miss me? 817 00:40:56,910 --> 00:40:58,560 ♪ 818 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,520 No. 819 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,480 ♪ 820 00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:05,390 So crazy thing... turns out... 821 00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,480 we got a mutual friend. 822 00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:08,830 That's you're homey, right? 823 00:41:08,870 --> 00:41:10,530 No, he's not my homey. 824 00:41:10,570 --> 00:41:11,726 I don't know why everybody keeps... 825 00:41:11,750 --> 00:41:14,010 He's talking to the Feds now... 826 00:41:14,050 --> 00:41:16,530 which could be bad for all of us. 827 00:41:16,580 --> 00:41:19,010 So, yeah, I'm gonna need you to take care of him. 828 00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:20,840 ♪ 829 00:41:20,890 --> 00:41:23,020 That's insane. 830 00:41:23,060 --> 00:41:25,670 Is it? Why? 831 00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:28,890 - Because we don't do that. - Yeah, that's not what we do. 832 00:41:28,940 --> 00:41:30,680 Besides, don't you have anyone 833 00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:32,850 who's a little more experienced 834 00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:34,860 in that particular arena? 835 00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:38,080 Sure, but it ain't on him. It's on you. 836 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,780 - Daddy! You said five minutes. - What's up, pop? 837 00:41:40,820 --> 00:41:42,600 You're right, no. I did, I did. 838 00:41:42,650 --> 00:41:45,040 Hey, what's that thing I always tell you when you make 839 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,740 a big old mess? 840 00:41:46,780 --> 00:41:48,650 That I got to clean it up. 841 00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:51,180 That you got to clean it up. 842 00:41:51,220 --> 00:41:53,700 ♪ 843 00:41:53,740 --> 00:41:56,830 All right, come on. No more grown-up talk. 844 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,580 That's for you. 845 00:41:58,620 --> 00:42:05,190 ♪ 846 00:42:05,230 --> 00:42:07,580 What is it? 847 00:42:07,630 --> 00:42:09,590 What is it, Beth? 848 00:42:09,630 --> 00:42:15,550 ♪ 848 00:42:16,305 --> 00:42:22,498 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org58257

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