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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:11,343 The caterer sent me this list of 12 appetizers. I have to narrow it to six. 2 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:13,679 Food? Oh, give me. 3 00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:19,184 So did Monica tell you we're trying to get The Swing Kings to play the wedding? 4 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:21,020 Since when are you into swing music? 5 00:00:21,229 --> 00:00:24,857 Since forever. I used to go all over town listening to bands. 6 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:28,402 - Chandler. - Gap commercial. 7 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:33,866 - So did you book them? Did you call? - I will. 8 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:38,370 - You want me to call? - No. I'll do it. You stick to your job. 9 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:41,540 - What is your job? - Staying out of the way. 10 00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:46,587 This is impossible. Why don't you just pick all 15? 11 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:50,424 - There were only 12. - Oh, yeah, I added three. 12 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:53,260 What are "peanut-butter fingers"? 13 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:45,646 Well, hello. 14 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:47,648 She's cute. 15 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:50,025 Should we go try to talk to her? 16 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:55,447 Sure. The great thing about being engaged, I'm not nervous to talk to pretty girls anymore. 17 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:57,574 Could you guys help me? 18 00:01:57,742 --> 00:01:59,076 [CHANDLER GIGGLES] 19 00:02:00,578 --> 00:02:02,913 Yeah, let me get that for you. 20 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:06,959 - It's really heavy. - I got it. 21 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:08,627 Oh! 22 00:02:10,171 --> 00:02:14,800 So hi, I'm Ross, and this is my friend, Chandler. 23 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,762 I'm Kristen. 24 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,390 Kristen. Hi. Are you new to the area? 25 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:24,643 Because if you are, I'd love to show you around sometime. 26 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:28,355 - I actually just moved from four blocks over. - Oh. 27 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:31,108 But this block is like a whole other world. 28 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:35,320 Actually, it does have a very interesting history. 29 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:40,993 This street is the first street in the city to have an underground sewer system. 30 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:44,329 Before that, sewage and waste... 31 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:47,791 ...would just flow right down the street. Yeah. 32 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,669 Sometimes ankle-deep. 33 00:02:51,796 --> 00:02:53,380 Smooth. 34 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:56,717 Excuse me? 35 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:58,218 [CHANDLER GIGGLES] 36 00:02:59,637 --> 00:03:05,017 You're gonna be starving after moving. What do you say I take you to dinner tonight? 37 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:06,977 - I'd like that. - Yeah? Great. 38 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,437 Let me take this up. 39 00:03:08,646 --> 00:03:11,940 - After you. - Oh, no. After you. 40 00:03:13,651 --> 00:03:15,485 Oh, my God! 41 00:03:23,494 --> 00:03:26,747 Am I crazy, or does this totally go? 42 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:32,419 RACHEL: Oh, my God! You look so beautiful! 43 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:35,923 Thank you, Rachel. But look at Monica! 44 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:40,093 This is it. Yeah, this is the one. 45 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:42,596 I can't believe I found it. 46 00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:47,476 Wow, you look so beautiful. If I knew you, I'd cry. 47 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:51,146 I'm Monica Geller. Ball like a baby. 48 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:52,731 I'm Megan Bailey. 49 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:56,610 - Have you found your dress yet? - No. These dresses are all so amazing... 50 00:03:56,861 --> 00:04:00,447 ...but I couldn't afford one. - No, I can't afford this either. 51 00:04:00,698 --> 00:04:05,535 I'm here to figure out the one I want, then I'll get it at Kleinman's, this discount place. 52 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:07,955 Day after tomorrow, they're having a huge sale. 53 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:11,500 - Thanks for the tip. - When are you getting married? 54 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:16,797 - I'm not. I just like to try these on. - I do the same thing. 55 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:21,510 I'm just kidding. I'm getting married July 25th. 56 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:24,554 I'm just kidding too. Ha, ha. 57 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:27,432 I'm getting married in December. 58 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,895 - When are you getting married? - May 15th. 59 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:34,731 Ooh. It's close. So who's your photographer? 60 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,733 - Jeffrey. - We met with him. 61 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:42,030 - Did he show you nude wedding photos? - Best Man? Wow! 62 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:45,325 I know. I almost called off my wedding. Heh, heh, heh. 63 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:49,204 - Oh, who's your band? - My fiancé wants The Swing Kings. 64 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:53,542 You're lucky. My fiancé wants the heavy metal band, Carcass. 65 00:04:53,751 --> 00:04:58,672 Is that spelled with a "C" or a "K"? Oh, my God, it doesn't matter, they're both great! 66 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:02,509 Oh, you know what? Don't buy that here. 67 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:06,346 Now that you know what you want, go to Kleinman's. Get it half off. 68 00:05:06,597 --> 00:05:08,724 This place is so over-priced. 69 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:10,851 I own this store. 70 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:16,023 So does this come in another color, or... 71 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:28,827 Hi. You moving in or moving out? 72 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:31,038 - Moving in. - Can I give you a hand? 73 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:36,126 Okay, but be careful. The guy who was helping before had to leave because he hurt his back. 74 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:38,712 - Boyfriend? - No. 75 00:05:38,921 --> 00:05:40,630 I'm Joey. 76 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:42,341 Kristen. 77 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:45,427 Wow. What a beautiful name. 78 00:05:46,262 --> 00:05:48,347 What is it again? 79 00:05:49,265 --> 00:05:51,767 - Kristen. - Ah, that's it. Okay. 80 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:55,228 - You live around here? - Yeah. Yeah, right down there. 81 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,314 Let me give you a tip. 82 00:05:57,565 --> 00:06:02,319 Don't take a nap on this stoop. You could wake up without shoes. 83 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,821 - I'll remember that. - Okay. 84 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:09,701 Listen, would you like to have dinner with me tonight? 85 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:13,080 I have plans tonight. How about tomorrow? 86 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:15,874 Sounds great. Well, where does this go? 87 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:18,710 You look strong. I'll take that, you grab one of the boxes. 88 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:20,921 Okay. Yeah. 89 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:26,968 Yeah, I'll get this one. 90 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:31,765 WOMAN 1: What's taking so long? 91 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:34,017 [ALL GRUMBLING] 92 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:36,019 WOMAN 2 Come on. 93 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,814 So this is Brooklyn? 94 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:43,110 All right, listen up. There's usually only one dress in each size. 95 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:46,780 So when they open those doors, fan out. 96 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:51,910 This is what you're looking for. Memorize it. 97 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:57,249 When you locate the dress blow on these, all right? 98 00:06:58,292 --> 00:07:01,503 Three sharp blasts. When you hear it, come running. 99 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:03,588 Okay, got it. 100 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:04,881 WOMAN 1: Here he comes! 101 00:07:05,049 --> 00:07:08,301 RACHEL: Oh, they're pushing! - Don't be a baby! 102 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:11,012 WOMAN 1: Out of the way! WOMAN 2: Let's go! 103 00:07:11,722 --> 00:07:14,349 Hey, Rachel! Come on! 104 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:22,190 [CHATTERING] 105 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:27,195 No. No, not it. Not it. Not it. Ugh. 106 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:31,992 Don't crowd me. 107 00:07:34,370 --> 00:07:37,539 This is it! This is the dress! Oh, my God. It's perfect. 108 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:39,916 I'm sorry, this one's taken! Whoa! 109 00:07:42,044 --> 00:07:43,879 - Megan! - Monica! 110 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,755 - You came! - Yeah! 111 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:48,717 - This is my dress! - No! 112 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:52,888 - Yes, it is. You saw me wearing it. - And now you'll see me buying it. 113 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:55,307 You freak! 114 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:58,310 You wouldn't even know about this place without me. 115 00:07:58,519 --> 00:08:03,648 - Look, you don't want to fight me. - Maybe I do. I'm pretty feisty! 116 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:04,858 [WHISTLES] 117 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:06,776 - I'm coming! I'm coming! - Hey! 118 00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:08,028 [WHISTLES BLOWING] 119 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:10,113 Okay! Hey. 120 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:11,281 [WHISTLES BLOWING] 121 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:12,991 Oh, what do I do?! 122 00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:19,164 [WHISTLES BLOWING] 123 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:23,502 What are you doing? Did you find the dress? 124 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:25,170 Did you find the dress? 125 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:28,173 No. You gotta get me out of here. These shoppers are crazy. 126 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,467 - We've gotta get Monica. - You gotta hold my hand! 127 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:31,801 Oh, my God. 128 00:08:31,969 --> 00:08:33,011 [WHISTLE BLOWING] 129 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,931 Excuse me! Excuse me! 130 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:40,185 Go! Go! Go! 131 00:08:40,394 --> 00:08:42,145 - Hey. - Go! 132 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:46,399 [WHISTLE BLOWING] 133 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,241 So, Ross, how was your date the other night? 134 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:59,496 Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with the flush of every toilet? 135 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:05,877 Laugh all you want, but she left me a message saying she'd like to go out again. 136 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:09,422 - Oh. - In fact, I'll go call her right now. 137 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:12,717 And I'll make sure and tell her my friend Chandler says... 138 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,177 [GIGGLES] 139 00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:18,557 - Hey, Chandler. - Hey. 140 00:09:18,766 --> 00:09:22,769 Sorry I didn't stop by last night, but I had a date. 141 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:27,232 Joe, when it's 1:00 in the morning and you don't come by? That's okay. 142 00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:32,320 Check it out. It was with this really hot girl who just moved in right across the street. 143 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,323 - Really? Right across the street? - Yeah. 144 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,867 - When did you meet her? - Two days ago. 145 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:40,662 Excellent! 146 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:44,249 - You know, Ross met somebody too. - Oh, yeah? 147 00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:45,792 - Hey. - How'd it go? 148 00:09:46,043 --> 00:09:48,169 Great. We're going out again Saturday. 149 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:53,174 But I found out she's also seeing some other guy. 150 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,928 Really? 151 00:09:58,222 --> 00:10:02,309 Joe, what would you do if you were in Ross' situation? 152 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:06,813 Well, I sort of am. I'm dating this girl who's also seeing another guy. 153 00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:09,190 But I'm not too worried about it. 154 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:14,654 You shouldn't be. Believe me, I wouldn't want to be the guy who's up against you. 155 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:19,159 I mean, that doofus is going to lose. 156 00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:24,080 So this is nice. 157 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:29,794 I wish I didn't have to go. Believe me. 158 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,212 But I have to. 159 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,382 By the way, what's the name of the girl you're dating? 160 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,177 ROSS & JOEY: Kristen Leigh. - Bye. 161 00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:48,605 Well, obviously, only one of us can keep dating her. 162 00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:52,484 Obviously. So how do we decide? 163 00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:56,196 Well now, let's look at this objectively. 164 00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:58,740 I think I should date her. 165 00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:02,035 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 166 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:05,747 Or I'm the one who dates her. 167 00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:10,585 That's interesting. But check this out. I date her. 168 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:13,505 Yeah, I like that. But just to go in another direction... 169 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:16,132 Okay. This can go on for a while. 170 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:19,427 - We should order some food then. - No, Joey. 171 00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:24,557 Look, why don't we just let her decide, okay? 172 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:27,602 We'll each go out with her one more time. 173 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:30,438 And we'll see who she likes best. 174 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,817 That sounds fair. 175 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:37,862 Maybe I'll take her to that new French restaurant down the street. 176 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:41,533 Wait a second. We have to set a spending limit on the date. 177 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,577 I don't have the money to take her to a fancy place like that. 178 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:48,665 Well, sorry. That's what I do on dates. 179 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:53,461 All right. Well, I guess I'll just have to do what I do on dates. 180 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:02,595 - So let's decide on a spending limit. - Yeah. 181 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:04,472 Uh... 182 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,182 [JOEY MUMBLING] 183 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:09,060 And a slice... 184 00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:12,439 Six dollars? 185 00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:17,193 - I was thinking more like a hundred. - Okay. 186 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:20,196 Can I borrow 94 dollars? 187 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,162 Uh. 188 00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:30,540 I know. Can you hand me a tissue? 189 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,005 [WHISTLES] 190 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,759 You're out of Diet Coke. 191 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,594 [PHONE RINGS] 192 00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:45,388 Hello? 193 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:49,559 What? You what? 194 00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,603 You listen here, missy! 195 00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:54,981 What? 196 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:58,651 That was Megan. She booked The Swing Kings on the day of our wedding... 197 00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:01,404 ...and said she'd only give them back for the dress! 198 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:02,947 [PHOEBE GASPS] 199 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:06,117 Does that mean Carcass is available? 200 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:12,248 What am I gonna do? That's the dress! That is "the" dress! 201 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:16,294 Chandler wants the band. What do I do? 202 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:19,172 - Figure out a way to talk him out of it. - How? 203 00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:20,381 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 204 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:22,759 RACHEL: You're out of toilet paper! 205 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,016 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 206 00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:32,101 - Hey. - What's up? 207 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:35,230 I wanted to wish you good luck on your date. 208 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,690 - Thanks. - What time are you meeting? 209 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:41,069 We have 8:00 reservations at Grand Merci Bistro. 210 00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:44,614 That's in 20 minutes. You'd better get dressed. 211 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:49,619 - I am dressed. - Oh, well, good. 212 00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:51,871 For me. 213 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,793 What's this? Did you give yourself a facial? 214 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,587 I have an oily T-zone. 215 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,715 Okay, dude. 216 00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:08,596 - Hey, you sent Kristen flowers? - That's right. 217 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:13,643 You spent 100 dollars. That's the limit. You're screwed! 218 00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:19,482 Actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date, so technically... 219 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:24,028 ...technically, I didn't break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though. 220 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:27,657 That's how it's gonna be? I can break the rules too. 221 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,410 - What are you gonna do? - I don't know. 222 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:33,663 - I'm not surprised. - You won't get away with this. 223 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,540 - You don't have much choice. - We'll see! 224 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,041 - Bye-bye. - Yeah, bye-bye. 225 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,963 Hey! So just a light layer? 226 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,841 Yeah, just here and there. 227 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:55,059 Joey got meat sauce on the banister again. 228 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,271 Swing music is so out. 229 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,941 Phoebe, he's gotta be in the room for that to work. 230 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,320 What are you guys talking about? 231 00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:08,031 We're talking about The Swing Kings... 232 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,992 ...and whether they're the right way to go. 233 00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:13,870 I went to a wedding where they had swing music... 234 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:16,497 ...and two months later the couple divorced. 235 00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:21,169 I'm not saying there's any connection here... 236 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,756 ...but they did tell me that's why they got divorced. 237 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,134 But I love swing music! 238 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,011 But The Swing Kings? 239 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:35,642 They suck so much that people actually die at their concerts. They just stop living. 240 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:39,729 When Monica and I went to see them, we had fun. 241 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,689 And there's another reason. 242 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:46,194 - Well, what is the other reason? - I don't want to say. 243 00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:49,989 Well, you have to, because maybe it's stupid. 244 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:55,870 It's just while Monica and I were dancing to them... 245 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:59,290 ...it was the first time I knew that... 246 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:04,337 ...you were the woman that I wanted to dance all my dances with. 247 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,092 Oh, crap. 248 00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:20,770 - Our table will be ready in just a few minutes. - Oh, great. 249 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:24,232 - Is your back feeling better? - Yeah, it's fine. 250 00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:27,235 I guess, ahem, the more muscles you have... 251 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:30,905 ...the more they can spasm out of control. 252 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,784 - Kristen? - Joey! 253 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,536 JOEY: Hi. KRISTEN: Hi. 254 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:41,082 - What are you doing here? - I like this place. 255 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:46,045 And technically, technically, I'm not breaking any rules, so... 256 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:50,508 Well, Ross, this is Joey. Joey, Ross. 257 00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:53,386 - Hi. - Hi. It's nice to meet you. 258 00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:56,848 I used to have a friend named Joey. 259 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,393 I don't anymore. 260 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:04,814 Our table will be ready in a couple minutes. 261 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:09,152 Sure! I would love to wait with you guys! Thanks! 262 00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:15,908 So Joey, you look familiar. 263 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,870 Are you on TV or something? 264 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,289 Joey doesn't like to talk about it... 265 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,959 ...but he's one of the stars of Days of Our Lives. 266 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:30,006 That's right. That's right. Don't you play a woman? 267 00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:36,054 A woman in a man's body. 268 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,389 Much better. 269 00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:42,602 So, Ross, it's funny, because you look familiar to me too. 270 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:45,354 Have you ever been married? 271 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,149 Yes, I have. 272 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,651 In fact, just the other day... 273 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:55,031 ...Kris and I talked about how I've been married and have a son. 274 00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:59,327 - Yeah, little Eric. - That's right. Wait. No, Ben. 275 00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:05,166 So you've just been married the one time then? 276 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:11,297 - Well, um... - You've been married twice? 277 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:15,259 Yes. And... 278 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:18,179 ...another time after that. 279 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:23,226 Boy, I'm getting hungry. 280 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:26,562 Ahem. Hey, Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date... 281 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:31,234 ...that when the girl goes to the bathroom, you eat some of her food? 282 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:36,948 You said the waiter ate my crab cake. 283 00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:38,783 [CHUCKLES] 284 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:43,913 So, Ross, now why did that first marriage break up? Hm? 285 00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:49,210 Was it because the woman was straight or because she was a lesbian? 286 00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:53,923 - Do you two know each other? ROSS & JOEY: No. 287 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,968 But he seems like a guy who'd marry a woman... 288 00:18:57,177 --> 00:19:01,722 ...on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge. 289 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:09,272 Wait a minute! Were you on a poster for gonorrhea? 290 00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:15,653 Have you ever slept in the same bed with a monkey? 291 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,781 Hey, you leave Marcel out of this! 292 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,868 Fine! You ever gotten stuck in a pair of your own leather pants? 293 00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:27,456 Hey, hey! Have you ever locked yourself in a TV cabinet, VD-boy? 294 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,917 Monkey-lover! 295 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:40,136 Where do you think we lost her? 296 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:43,139 Probably around "gonorrhea." 297 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:54,108 - Hi, honey, I'm home! MONICA: Don't come in here! 298 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:58,196 Why, do you have another boyfriend in there? 299 00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:01,407 MONICA: No. We only mess around at his place. 300 00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:07,246 It's funny, I started it, but now it's scaring me, so could you come out here, please? 301 00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,207 MONICA: No. I'm wearing a wedding dress. 302 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:11,125 You got a wedding dress? That's great. 303 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:14,962 MONICA: Yeah, but I'm not keeping it. - Then why can't I see it? 304 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,048 MONICA: Oh. I guess you can. 305 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:20,426 But I have to return it, so you can't like it. 306 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,846 Okay, I promise. I'll hate it. 307 00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:32,897 Wow. You look hideous. 308 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,483 Really? 309 00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:40,613 Yeah. That's like the most ugliest dress I've ever seen. 310 00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:42,865 Why do you have to return it? 311 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:46,035 Because it doesn't really fit. 312 00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:48,329 Oh, by the way, I booked The Swing Kings. 313 00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:51,457 Oh, that's great. Great. Thanks. 314 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,377 But that dress, I mean, it's like, ugh, terrible. 315 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:58,130 - It makes me want to rip it right off you. - Okay. 316 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,049 But you can't rip it. 317 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,093 - Well, maybe a little. - Okay. 318 00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:14,855 Hey, guys, you want to look at the song list for the wedding? 319 00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:16,482 Guys? 320 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,859 CHANDLER: I thought you'd be gone all day. 321 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,779 All right, what's going on? 322 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:34,083 I'm sorry. I should probably leave you girls alone. 323 00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:38,963 Laugh all you want, but in 10 minutes we'll have younger-looking skin. 324 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,840 - Yeah. - Right there. 325 00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:44,844 You know, she could use a little... 326 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,387 [JOEY WHISTLES] 327 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,931 - Oh, nice shot! Yeah! - Oh! Oh! Oh! 328 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:54,270 [English - US - SDH] 25717

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