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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:20,602 The country was big 2 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:22,725 When it was new 3 00:00:22,772 --> 00:00:24,272 The best men was big 4 00:00:24,315 --> 00:00:25,975 And their yarns was too 5 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:27,607 And their tallest tales 6 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,494 Folks believed was true 7 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:31,491 So the more they were told 8 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:33,413 The more they grew 9 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:36,990 Davy, Davy Crockett 10 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:40,368 King of the wild frontier 11 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:43,957 History remembers the name of his gun 12 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:45,502 And some of the deeds 13 00:00:45,795 --> 00:00:47,585 He really done 14 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:49,380 But most of his chores 15 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:50,796 For freedom and fun 16 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:52,802 Got turned into legends 17 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,636 And this here is one 18 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:58,471 Davy, Davy Crockett 19 00:00:58,516 --> 00:01:01,806 Helpin' his fame spread wide 20 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,305 Had a lotta furs 21 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:05,056 That he aimed to ship 22 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:06,818 And he set his mind 23 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,650 On a river trip 24 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:11,855 When a braggin' boatman give him some lip 25 00:01:12,530 --> 00:01:15,570 A-claimin' there was no man he couldn't whip 26 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:19,656 Davy, Davy Crockett 27 00:01:19,954 --> 00:01:23,624 Tangling with big Mike Fink 28 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:36,602 Them Kentucky ants got a bite like a alligator. 29 00:01:36,679 --> 00:01:38,849 Sure ain't particular what they chaw on. 30 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:46,613 Look at that, would ya? 31 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:48,649 This is the longest hunt we ever been on. 32 00:01:48,691 --> 00:01:51,191 Biggest bunch of pelts we ever got, too, Georgie. 33 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:52,526 Leastwise, the heaviest. 34 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:55,240 Them packhorses is plum wore out, and so am I. 35 00:01:55,698 --> 00:01:58,198 How much longer you figure we gotta walk anyhow? 36 00:01:58,451 --> 00:02:00,831 I figure we'll reach the old Ohio pretty soon. 37 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:04,366 Yeah, sure am lookin' forward to that boat ride. 38 00:02:04,749 --> 00:02:09,499 Nothing to do all day but sit in the sun and fish all the way down to Natchez. 39 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:12,213 That's a mighty good idea of your'n, Davy. 40 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:14,588 At least we'll get a better price for our furs there. 41 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:16,296 You ain't foolin' me none. 42 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:18,716 You ain't thinkin' about the price of furs. 43 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,555 You're thinking about all that new country 44 00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:21,638 we're gonna be lookin' at. 45 00:02:27,188 --> 00:02:28,228 Ow! 46 00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:38,868 Hey, you, you get away from here. 47 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:40,408 Just ain't your night, is it, Georgie? 48 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:45,082 I'm gonna turn in afore something else happens. 49 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,263 Them fellas sing worse than you. 50 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:02,599 Ain't nothing living gonna keep me awake tonight. 51 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:13,732 Hey, Davy. 52 00:03:13,776 --> 00:03:15,736 - Hey, Davy. - Now what? 53 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:17,697 There's something in bed with me. 54 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:20,776 Well, kiss it good night and go to sleep. 55 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:02,702 - There's our boat ride. - Get a move on, Mahalia. 56 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:04,334 It ain't much further. 57 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,763 Listen to the thunder 58 00:04:18,841 --> 00:04:21,011 Hear the winds roar 59 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:23,182 Hurricane's a-comin' 60 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,513 Board up the door 61 00:04:25,556 --> 00:04:27,676 Load up the cannon 62 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:29,975 Call out the law 63 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:31,689 Worstest calamity 64 00:04:31,729 --> 00:04:34,189 That folks ever saw 65 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:36,574 Girls run and hide 66 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:38,941 Brave men shiver 67 00:04:39,028 --> 00:04:41,278 He's Mike Fink 68 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:44,124 King of the river 69 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,740 What's goin' on here anyway? 70 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:48,697 I don't know, but something sure got their fur riled up. 71 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:50,288 Landin's over there. 72 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:52,213 A real depopulator 73 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,882 Oh, what a deep divin' catfish 74 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:58,338 Well, boys, hope they don't run out of Monongahela red eye this time! 75 00:04:59,757 --> 00:05:03,637 Born too mean to die 76 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:07,057 Oh... Oh! 77 00:05:11,769 --> 00:05:14,099 That ought to keep her from drifting. 78 00:05:18,192 --> 00:05:22,152 Say, Mister, which one of them fellas is captain of this boat? 79 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:25,407 What did you say? 80 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:27,331 He wants to know who the captain is. 81 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:32,584 How long you bushwhackers been holed up in the backwoods? 82 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:35,539 Everybody knows who the captain of the Gullywhumper is. 83 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:38,085 It's me, Mike Fink, king of the river. 84 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,881 Well, captain, meet up with Davy Crockett, 85 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:42,343 king of the wild frontier. 86 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,766 Davy Crockett, huh? Well, it sure is a small world. 87 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:52,268 You're about a foot shorter than you ought to be. 88 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:54,312 Don't worry, he's still a-growin'. 89 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:56,807 I like them yarns they keep spreading about him. 90 00:05:56,939 --> 00:05:58,729 Mighty hard to live up to sometime. 91 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,985 Well, I don't have no trouble livin' up to mine. 92 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:06,110 I am the original ring-tail roarer from the thunder and lightning country. 93 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,029 I'm a real snorter and a head-buster. 94 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:10,449 I can out-run, out-jump, out-sing, out-swim, 95 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:13,326 out-match, out-shoot, out-eat, outright... 96 00:06:13,414 --> 00:06:14,464 Out-talk? 97 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:17,584 Yeah, out-talk, out-cuss and out-fight. 98 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:21,297 Anybody in the whole Mississippi and Ohio rivers put together. 99 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,591 Mighty interesting, but all we wanna know 100 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:25,343 is how far down the river you're going. 101 00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:27,256 Why, all the way to New Orleans, of course. 102 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:30,893 Told you I'm Mike Fink, king of the river. This is my own private river. 103 00:06:30,973 --> 00:06:33,893 Well, have you got room for a couple of private passengers? 104 00:06:33,976 --> 00:06:35,346 - Where you bound? - Natchez. 105 00:06:35,436 --> 00:06:37,226 We got some furs we aim to sell down there. 106 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:40,774 Well, you get a better price for your furs in New Orleans. 107 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:43,147 Tell you what I'll do, seeing as how it's you. 108 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:44,784 I'll make you a special rate. 109 00:06:44,987 --> 00:06:46,657 Well, that's mighty nice of you. 110 00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:49,571 Yes, you and your furs all the way to Natchez, 111 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:52,409 or New Orleans, for only a thousand dollars hard money. 112 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:55,794 Why, that's plain uncivilized piracy. 113 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:58,825 Ain't no question about it. 114 00:06:58,876 --> 00:07:01,206 Now, make up your minds and let me know afore morning. 115 00:07:01,295 --> 00:07:02,665 You're keeping me from my drinkin'. 116 00:07:04,715 --> 00:07:06,045 A thousand dollars? 117 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:09,182 Who does that big windbag think he is? 118 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,182 Seems like he told us. 119 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:14,522 Well, he might be the king of the river, but he ain't got the only boat. 120 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:19,977 - Howdy, there. - Howdy. 121 00:07:20,898 --> 00:07:23,018 - This your boat? - Yep. 122 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:26,359 - Bertha Mae out of Marietta. - Sounds like a racehorse. 123 00:07:26,487 --> 00:07:28,407 Pretty hard to beat if she's handled right. 124 00:07:28,489 --> 00:07:30,409 Which way you going? Upriver or down? 125 00:07:30,491 --> 00:07:32,531 Ain't going no place right now. 126 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:34,158 Barrel's marked for New Orleans. 127 00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:37,912 That's right. But my crew up and deserted me. 128 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:40,709 - What'd they do that for? - Heared about the Injuns. 129 00:07:42,211 --> 00:07:43,961 Didn't know there was any Injun trouble around here. 130 00:07:44,046 --> 00:07:46,716 Oh, it ain't here. Downriver somewhere. 131 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:48,972 Other side of Shawnee town. 132 00:07:49,051 --> 00:07:51,091 Them red devils are attacking everything. 133 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:54,889 Flatboats loaded with settlers. Even on the keelboats. 134 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:57,234 Got so bad, nobody'd sign on. 135 00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:59,438 Don't seem to be scaring off Mike Fink none. 136 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:02,060 Him and them Pittsburgh pole-pushers of his, 137 00:08:02,106 --> 00:08:03,896 they ain't human enough to be scared. 138 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,692 Looks like we picked the wrong time for a boat ride. 139 00:08:07,695 --> 00:08:08,775 Hey. 140 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:11,070 Are you really Davy Crockett? 141 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:12,574 Why, sure. 142 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:14,868 I'm Captain Cobb. 143 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:16,241 This is my friend, Georgie Russell. 144 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:17,867 - Glad to know ya. - Howdy. 145 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:21,254 You fellas got quite a reputation when it comes to Injun fightin'. 146 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:23,752 Now if folks knew you were going downriver with me, 147 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:25,424 we could get ourselves a crew. 148 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:26,593 What do you think, Georgie? 149 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:29,171 Beats paying a thousand dollars, that we ain't got. 150 00:08:29,258 --> 00:08:30,428 How many men would it take? 151 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,090 Six, if they're as strong as you be. 152 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,256 Well, if they don't know anymore about boating 153 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:38,096 than Georgie and me, it'll be some crew. 154 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:42,269 Better split up. We're gonna cover the town. 155 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:44,395 Don't you be a-feared of tootin' your own horn, Davy. 156 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:45,820 Well, mind what you go promisin'. 157 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:48,110 Don't want anybody to think this's gonna be a frolic. 158 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:52,863 That one's about the right size. 159 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,486 See you back at the landing. 160 00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:12,014 Ah! 161 00:09:36,158 --> 00:09:37,528 - Ah! - Oh! 162 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:50,507 Now, anybody else don't care for my cee-gar? 163 00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:59,474 Kind of handy with them fists of your'n, ain't you? 164 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:01,725 I'm better at kicking and bitin'. 165 00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:04,189 You're just the kind of fella I been looking for. Have a drink on me? 166 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:06,898 You're just the kind of fella I've been looking for, too. 167 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,358 Well, here's mud in your eye. 168 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,449 Wanna know something? 169 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:20,702 Sleepy little old river town like this ain't no place for a man of your talents. 170 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,995 - Mister, that's a fact. - Have another? 171 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:24,869 - Ha. - What's your name? 172 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:26,707 Jocko. 173 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:30,384 - Mine's Georgie. - Well, I'm pleased to meet you. 174 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,675 Ah, it's kind of tasty, ain't it? 175 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:47,187 That'd grow pink whiskers... 176 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:49,359 That'd grow pink whiskers on a hound dog. 177 00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:53,688 Hey, Jocko, how do you like to see a little something of the world? 178 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,319 What you driving at, Georgie? 179 00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:56,954 I'm gonna let you in on something. 180 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:59,741 Me and Davy Crockett is getting up a little party 181 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,084 to take a boat ride down the river. 182 00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:03,828 - Take a what? - Boat ride, on the Bertha Mae. 183 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,583 Clean down to New Orleans. 184 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:09,168 What's so funny? 185 00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:11,381 That's the gall-bustingest joke I ever heard. 186 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:12,420 Hey, Mike! 187 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:15,417 This clodhopper is trying to sign old Jocko 188 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:17,256 on the Bertha Mae. 189 00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:22,755 You tired of livin'? 190 00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:25,177 Nobody tries to steal one of Mike Fink's crew. 191 00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:27,097 Well, how did I know this little hyena... 192 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,436 This little squirt... 193 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,111 One of your hyenas? 194 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:34,357 I accept your apology. Couple of Mike Fink specials. 195 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:40,032 I thought you and Davy Crockett was a couple of smart fellas. 196 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:43,446 Turnin' me down for a bumblin' old coot like Cap Cobb. 197 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,950 You heard about them Injuns downriver? 198 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:48,960 Yeah, but Injuns don't scare Davy none. 199 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,131 Our only trouble is, we can't get a crew. 200 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:53,840 Well, you ain't gonna find no keelboat men around here. 201 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:57,013 If any of these cornhuskers are crazy enough to join up with you, 202 00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:59,131 you'll end up in a sandbar for sure. 203 00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:01,553 Yeah, it's risky, all right, but we get a free ride. 204 00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:04,505 Well, it's your funeral. 205 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:13,571 As we say down in New Orleans, bon voyage! 206 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,698 Hey, down the hatch! 207 00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:23,241 Well, I already had a little more than I'm used to. 208 00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:24,905 Oh, come on now, square off. 209 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:28,834 You're gonna be a river man, you gotta learn how to drink like one. 210 00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:47,472 That's funny. No sign of my friend Russell anywhere. 211 00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:48,636 You go look for him, Davy. 212 00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:50,394 We'll find the rest of the fellas you need. 213 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,098 Yeah, it may take a little persuading, 214 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,358 but we'll have a full crew on the landin' afore morning. 215 00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:56,398 Mighty obligin' of you fellas to join up with me. 216 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,194 Well, anything for you, Davy. 217 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,738 Well, let's get some men. 218 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,459 Yee-haw! 219 00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:13,369 Yee-hoo! Ha ha! 220 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,459 Whoo hoo hoo! 221 00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:16,714 Yee-hoo! 222 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,546 Hey! Hiya, Davy! 223 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,879 What in thunder got into him? 224 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,296 Only a couple of Mike Fink specials. 225 00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:26,262 Well, Georgie ain't a drinkin' man. 226 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,217 That's what he claimed, but look at him! 227 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:31,137 Hey, Davy! Yee-hoo! 228 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,020 Yee-hoo! Ah hoo hoo! 229 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,114 Georgie Russel, quit making a fool out of yourself 230 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,571 and get off... 231 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,571 Oh, leave him alone, Crockett, he's enjoying hisself! 232 00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:43,736 Ain't had so much fun 233 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:47,913 since I slid down old Smokey on a barrel stave! 234 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:50,657 Don't worry, Davy, we'll beat 'em easy! 235 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:52,498 Beat 'em? 236 00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:56,792 What's he talking about? Beat who? 237 00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:59,127 Me. Looks like you got a race on your hands. 238 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,883 - Race? What kind of race? - Well, keelboats, of course! 239 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,764 The Gullywhumper against the Bertha Mae. 240 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,763 - To New Orleans. - We can't race you. 241 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,965 Well, that's what I told him, but he wouldn't believe me. 242 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:11,765 Bet your furs against two barrels of my Monongahela whiskey. 243 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,851 He knows better than that. It took us all winter to get them furs. 244 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,767 My crew's gonna look mighty fancy in coonskin caps. 245 00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:21,653 Yee-hoo! Ah-ha! 246 00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:22,855 Whoo-hoo-hoo. 247 00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:37,038 George, get down from there! 248 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,809 Hey! 249 00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:55,137 Hey, hey, have a little heart. 250 00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,685 That's awful wet! 251 00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:59,810 If you're gonna be a river man, you gotta get used to water. 252 00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:03,185 I'm awful sorry, Davy. 253 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,697 Bein' sorry ain't gonna get us to New Orleans ahead of Mike Fink. 254 00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:07,739 Well, couldn't tell him I was only foolin'? 255 00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,623 You think he's the kind to let you off that easy? 256 00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:12,698 No, I don't reckon he is. I'll never do it again, Davy. 257 00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:14,366 Well, you better not. 258 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,785 Now we really gotta find ourselves a crew. 259 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,212 Well, not in your condition. 260 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,712 You get on back to the boat and have Cap Cobb put you to bed 261 00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:22,634 while I gather up the gear. 262 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:29,135 Thank you, Davy. You're mighty understandin'. 263 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,727 Citizens of Maysville, 264 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:44,358 you are about to witness the start of an historical event, 265 00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:48,531 which may well be remembered as the classic contest of all time, 266 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,534 a keelboat race 267 00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:54,084 between the intrepid Davy Crockett of Tennessee... 268 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:02,633 And the undefeated Mike Fink, king of the river! 269 00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:10,893 Are the captains ready? 270 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:11,968 I'm ready. 271 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,719 I guess I'm as ready as I'll ever be. 272 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,478 Hey, Crockett, might as well give me them furs right now. 273 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,398 You ain't won 'em yet. 274 00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:24,687 Well, if I don't, I'll eat my hat, red feather and all! 275 00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:29,243 One of these days, that big blowhard's gonna get what's comin' to him. 276 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,571 Take your starting positions. 277 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,989 Stand by! 278 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:37,785 Stand by! 279 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,580 No, no, no! 280 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:44,917 Jumpin' catfish! Do like I told ya. 281 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,634 Go forward so we can walk back. 282 00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:56,063 Now remember, no one starts until the cannon fires. 283 00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:58,734 Get ready. 284 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:00,555 Get ready, boys. 285 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,516 Listen to the thunder 286 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,977 Hear the winds roar 287 00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,439 Hurricane's a-comin' 288 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,907 Board up the door 289 00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,409 Load up the cannon 290 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,832 Call out the law 291 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,661 Worstest calamity 292 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,786 That folks ever saw 293 00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:06,132 Girls run and hide 294 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,630 Brave men shiver 295 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,840 I'm Mike Fink 296 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,593 King of the river! 297 00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:15,835 Oh, he's a ring-tail roarer 298 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,348 And a tough old alligator 299 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,520 Oh, he's a bull-nosed bully 300 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:23,059 And a real depopulator 301 00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:25,143 Oh, what a fightin' devil 302 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,897 He'll spit right in your eye 303 00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:30,271 He's gonna live forever 304 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:34,200 Born too mean to 305 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,448 Die 306 00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:47,541 It ain't no use, Davy. We ain't gonna catch 'em. 307 00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,174 We just ain't got the hang of it. 308 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,001 What we need's a song like they've got. 309 00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,706 Well, let's sing one, then. 310 00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:56,838 He don't take nothin' from no man at all, ho! 311 00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:58,465 The bigger they brag 312 00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,557 The harder they fall, ho! 313 00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:03,677 The tougher they are, the louder they squall 314 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:07,309 When they get wet through in a free-for-all, ho! 315 00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:10,733 Davy, Davy Crockett 316 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,733 King of the wild frontier 317 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,066 Ain't no trick at all 318 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,413 To pole a keelboat 319 00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:20,907 We can beat Mike Fink with anything that floats 320 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,250 We got the hang while we feel our oats 321 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,078 Look at them clodhoppers, would ya? 322 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,540 Davy, Davy Crockett 323 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:31,916 Was I snorin' again? 324 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,424 On your feet! They're catchin' up! 325 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,260 Don't strain yourselves, boys. 326 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,881 They ain't gonna catch us. 327 00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:54,114 Wait till they find their selves going down dead man's shoot! 328 00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:57,449 Stand by! 329 00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:00,029 All righty, let's pole! 330 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,871 1, 2, 3, 4! 331 00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:05,701 1, 2, 3, 4. 332 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,634 Much obliged for relievin' me, Davy. 333 00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:13,789 How we doin'? 334 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,049 We're gainin' on them. They're just around that bend. 335 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,421 Yeah, so's the falls of the Ohio. 336 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,677 - Falls? - That's what they call 'em. 337 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:23,511 Actually, it's a stretch of bad rapids. 338 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:27,177 Used to be real dangerous till they put in the channel marker. 339 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:36,816 That's funny... 340 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:39,574 River must've cut a new channel since my last trip. 341 00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:51,458 Gentlemen, let's have a moment of silence 342 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:55,210 for them poor unfortunates what took the wrong channel. 343 00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:05,008 Hey, you stumble-footed idiots! 344 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,517 What are you trying to do, send us to the bottom? 345 00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:09,137 Pass them poles! 346 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,189 Hey, cap. It's getting rough. 347 00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,809 You sure we're in the right channel? 348 00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:15,855 Jumpin' Jehoshaphat! 349 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,360 We're in dead man's shoot! 350 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:21,152 Somebody must've moved the marker! 351 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:28,294 Hey, can't afford to lose you now, cap. 352 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:29,870 Better get below. 353 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,590 Hey, Davy, look out! 354 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,255 There's a rock dead ahead. 355 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,931 Pole, you lop headed baboons! They're beatin' us! 356 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:30,806 Let's pole! 357 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:38,269 Hey, Davy, we're still leadin'. We might just win this race. 358 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,727 Georgie, don't go skinnin' the bear till we shoot him. 359 00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:42,606 Hey, cap, what's them lights up ahead? 360 00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:44,902 Shawnee town. And we better put in. 361 00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:47,446 Put in, and let them hyenas get ahead of us again? 362 00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:48,662 Can't be helped. 363 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:51,792 Everything below is soakin' wet, even our powder. 364 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,660 And them Injuns is apt to jump us anytime now. 365 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,633 Hey, Mike, listen. It sounds like they're puttin' ashore. 366 00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:01,170 - Uh-huh. So are we. - What? You crazy? 367 00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:02,964 Why, now's our chance to get way ahead! 368 00:23:03,006 --> 00:23:05,876 What's the sense of bustin' our backs when there's an easier way? 369 00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:07,637 Here, take over. 370 00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:22,191 Pretty late. Sure hope Davy'll find somethin' open. 371 00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:23,395 If they don't take long, 372 00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:26,275 maybe we can get started again afore that Mike Fink shows up. 373 00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,030 Ain't no sign of him yet. 374 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:30,155 Hope they don't sneak by us in the dark. 375 00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:48,301 - What's that? - Just an old bullfrog. 376 00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:50,553 If that ain't just like a city fella! 377 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:53,559 Don't even know a bullfrog when he hears one. 378 00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,274 Little old rascal's getting pretty close, ain't he? 379 00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,900 Oh, the whole riverbank's full of 'em. 380 00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:20,922 - What'd you do, Fink? - Me? 381 00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:22,921 - Yeah, what'd you do? What'd you do? - Nothin'. 382 00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:25,213 Seems like a couple bolts rusted off their rudder 383 00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:27,255 when they wasn't looking. 384 00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:29,720 Don't figure it can hang together too much longer. 385 00:24:48,069 --> 00:24:50,739 Hello, there! Come on ashore! 386 00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:52,450 Yoo-hoo, boys. 387 00:24:52,532 --> 00:24:54,702 Come on over, boys. Have a good time! 388 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:58,414 We got liquor and some fine entertainment. 389 00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:01,078 We're lonesome for some dancin', men! 390 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,076 You won't be sorry! 391 00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:06,051 Well, what do you know? 392 00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:08,087 They made that old cave into a tavern. 393 00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:10,303 Fetch your poles and hold her, boys. 394 00:25:10,383 --> 00:25:11,593 Yoo-hoo, boys! 395 00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:14,085 Don't overdo it. They're stoppin'. 396 00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:15,764 You Injuns get ready. 397 00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:22,438 Ain't you gettin' mighty ambitious, Mason... 398 00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:24,729 Takin' on Mike Fink and his crew? 399 00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:27,233 We'll take them as easy as we did the others. 400 00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:35,197 Sure wish we had some of that cologn-y water. 401 00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:38,083 Yeah. 402 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,288 Ah! Mike, look! 403 00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:45,456 I'm afraid them sir-eens is gonna be disappointed. 404 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,554 Oh, ain't that rudder busted yet? 405 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:49,919 That Crockett's got a real gift for spoilin' my fun. 406 00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:51,255 Yeah! 407 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,130 See you gals on the way back! 408 00:25:53,176 --> 00:25:54,506 - Yoo-hoo! - Yoo-hoo! 409 00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:55,974 Now to them poles! 410 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,560 Ah, it didn't work, they're going on. 411 00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:03,192 They won't get far. Take the horses. 412 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:20,867 Stay in the saddle. Wanna leave footprints all over? 413 00:26:32,507 --> 00:26:35,377 Injuns! Get braced for some fun, boys! 414 00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:41,765 This is what we've been waitin' for. 415 00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:45,350 Carnation, Davy. Can't we let Mike Fink try braggin' his way out of this one? 416 00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:51,688 Yee! 417 00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:04,829 Keep poling to 'em, boys! 418 00:27:24,225 --> 00:27:25,595 Where the devil did that other boat come from? 419 00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:27,225 Don't know, but let's get! 420 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,030 - Anybody get hurt, Mike? - How could we? 421 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:44,077 You chased 'em off before we got started. 422 00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:48,581 Help, help! Hey, help! 423 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,930 Now what made that bust loose? 424 00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:05,563 You fellas are sure having tough luck, ain't you? 425 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,430 Sorry we can't help you none. 426 00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:09,807 Shove off, boys. We got a race to win. 427 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:14,440 That puffed-up polecat had something to do with this. 428 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,066 Wait'll we catch up with him again. 429 00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:36,302 They didn't leave nobody on the Gullywhumper, Davy. 430 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:37,551 Now's our chance to get even. 431 00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:39,969 Sure would be easy to swap rudders, all right. 432 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:43,930 No, we gotta win this race fair and square. 433 00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:46,723 There's a good ship fitter here. 434 00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:48,808 I'll wake him up and get him right to work. 435 00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:49,983 How long you figure it'll take? 436 00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:52,441 Oh, won't take no time at all to hang a rudder. 437 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,400 That is, if he's got one already made up. 438 00:28:54,482 --> 00:28:55,732 I sure hope he's got one, 439 00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:58,357 because Mike ain't gonna wait around once he knows we're here. 440 00:29:03,032 --> 00:29:05,332 Mike seems to be enjoying himself. 441 00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:09,708 Maybe you and me can keep him entertained a while longer. 442 00:29:09,789 --> 00:29:11,669 Give us a signal when you're ready to shove off. 443 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,330 I'll do that. 444 00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:19,969 Why, you milk-livered city folk done been took in by them tall tales 445 00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:21,838 about this here Davy Crockett. 446 00:29:21,926 --> 00:29:24,336 King of the wild frontier, my eye! 447 00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:26,429 There ain't room in this country but for one king, 448 00:29:26,514 --> 00:29:28,854 - and that's me! - Yes, sir, Mr. Fink. 449 00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:31,022 Why, that squash-headed beanpole of a bear hunter 450 00:29:31,060 --> 00:29:32,690 ain't no match for my shadow. 451 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:33,851 I can beat him at anything you name. 452 00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:35,058 Take shooting, for instance. 453 00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:38,358 Them paper targets he uses, ain't no test of a man's nerve. 454 00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:44,870 Now, hold still. 455 00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:47,529 Hold still. 456 00:29:51,998 --> 00:29:53,708 But with a target like that... 457 00:29:55,710 --> 00:29:59,630 If a man ain't awful careful, he could make a mighty serious mistake. 458 00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:01,881 Wait a minute, Mr. Fink. 459 00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:04,756 You ain't aimin' to shoot this off my head? 460 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,554 That's good whiskey you're spillin'. 461 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,890 There ain't nothin' to it, if you'll hold still like this... 462 00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:18,071 Like that, Mike? 463 00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:39,457 Lucky thing for you fellas that Mike Fink's got a sense of humor. 464 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:40,746 Come on, belly up! 465 00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:46,467 Seems like the proprietor's gone on a sudden journey 466 00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:47,763 and left me in charge. 467 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,176 Drinks is on the house! 468 00:30:51,766 --> 00:30:53,266 Come on, join us! 469 00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:55,271 We'd admire to, but me and Georgie 470 00:30:55,311 --> 00:30:57,771 don't hold with drinking when we got a race to win. 471 00:30:58,314 --> 00:31:00,614 Why, I thought you fellas would be ready to give up by now. 472 00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:03,610 You don't know Davy. He ain't never quit nothin' in all his life. 473 00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:06,283 These hillbillies are sure hounds for punishment, ain't they? 474 00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:11,080 Why, we'll be halfway to Natchez before you get that rudder fixed. 475 00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:13,289 Come on, boys, drink up, and let's shove off! 476 00:31:17,792 --> 00:31:20,792 Hey, Mike. I'm surprised at you. 477 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:22,920 Why? 478 00:31:23,006 --> 00:31:25,126 Lettin' that shot of Davy's stand without no challenge. 479 00:31:25,174 --> 00:31:26,634 Ha ha, you call that a shot? 480 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,428 Why, any kid back in Pittsburgh could do the same 481 00:31:28,469 --> 00:31:30,349 if his pa'd let him waste a whiskey. 482 00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:32,010 With the same target you was gonna use? 483 00:31:32,098 --> 00:31:35,228 Yeah. Only I was gonna do it backwards. 484 00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:36,850 - Backwards? - In the mirror. 485 00:31:36,936 --> 00:31:38,896 - Here, I'll show you. - Oh, no, you don't. 486 00:31:42,650 --> 00:31:44,230 You scared, too, Crockett? 487 00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:47,319 Lot of difference between being scared and downright foolish. 488 00:31:47,363 --> 00:31:49,243 All right, I'll show you a real trick then. 489 00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:51,874 - I'll shoot it off my own hat. - This we gotta see. 490 00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,915 Back out of the way, everybody! 491 00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:25,191 That's tolerable good shootin' for a river man. 492 00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:26,316 Tolerable? 493 00:32:26,402 --> 00:32:28,152 I suppose you can do better? 494 00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:31,781 I might just try. Charge up old Betsy for me. 495 00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:09,240 I ain't so sure about this. Better duck your heads. 496 00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:34,050 I just don't believe it. 497 00:33:55,616 --> 00:33:57,196 It is not humanly possible 498 00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:59,535 to leap up and catch a ball in your mouth. 499 00:34:07,670 --> 00:34:09,210 Why, you... 500 00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:13,134 What's going on around here? 501 00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:14,376 Who shot again? 502 00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:15,679 Now, fellows, stop fighting! 503 00:34:17,472 --> 00:34:19,222 Now, fellows, stop fighting. 504 00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:24,436 Aah! 505 00:34:24,812 --> 00:34:26,862 I said stop fightin'! 506 00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:35,947 I told you to stop fighting! You guys stop fighting! 507 00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:45,787 Hey! Hey! 508 00:34:46,209 --> 00:34:48,839 Hey! Come on, get me! 509 00:34:48,961 --> 00:34:50,461 I need some help! 510 00:34:51,714 --> 00:34:54,134 - I wonder what he wants. - I don't know. 511 00:34:54,175 --> 00:34:56,335 Hey, cap, swing into that island. 512 00:35:13,986 --> 00:35:15,946 Thank the lord you stopped. 513 00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:17,700 You're the first souls I've seen 514 00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:20,912 since my flatboat went to pieces and marooned me here. 515 00:35:20,993 --> 00:35:22,743 I near starved to death. 516 00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:25,289 We can fix that. Come on aboard. 517 00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:26,923 Thank you kindly, son. 518 00:35:26,999 --> 00:35:29,209 Mind waitin' till I fetch my livestock? 519 00:35:30,086 --> 00:35:31,166 Livestock? 520 00:35:42,598 --> 00:35:46,598 Hey! We ain't got time to load all them animals! 521 00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:48,346 Here comes the Gullywhumper! 522 00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:52,727 - Cap's right. - We just can't leave him here. 523 00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:55,567 Even if we did get him aboard, we ain't got room to pole. 524 00:35:55,611 --> 00:35:58,031 Hey, forget about them critters, grandpa, and get aboard. 525 00:35:58,072 --> 00:35:59,112 We're in a hurry! 526 00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:01,030 I can't leave my stock! 527 00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:03,374 It ain't right that he should. 528 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,160 Come on, boys. Let's give him a hand. 529 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,719 Now, ain't that obligin' of them cornhuskers, 530 00:36:23,806 --> 00:36:25,676 waitin' here for us like this? 531 00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:31,558 Hey, Crockett, what you doin', 532 00:36:31,647 --> 00:36:34,607 recruitin' a new crew? 533 00:36:39,655 --> 00:36:41,315 This ain't no laughin' matter. 534 00:36:51,959 --> 00:36:53,789 Oh! 535 00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:59,511 What are you belly-aching about? We're doing all the work. 536 00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:04,716 Now I know exactly how Noah must've felt. 537 00:37:11,145 --> 00:37:13,805 So much obliged for all the trouble I put you to. 538 00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:16,020 That's my place yonder on the bayou. 539 00:37:16,108 --> 00:37:17,818 Got time to break bread with us? 540 00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:20,532 Admire to, but we got some time to make up. 541 00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:24,566 Excuse me, please. I got to look after my critters. 542 00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:28,830 Well, I sure gotta hand it to you, Davy. 543 00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:31,503 You just don't know when you're up. 544 00:37:31,582 --> 00:37:33,712 Well, not everybody can come in first. 545 00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:37,295 Maybe the good lord didn't intend for us to win this race. 546 00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:41,298 Well, then what are we breaking our backs for to get to New Orleans? 547 00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:43,432 We gotta deliver some furs to Mike Fink. 548 00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:48,346 So long, cap. Sorry your boat's so big. 549 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:50,927 What's the matter with the size? 550 00:37:51,018 --> 00:37:52,438 Well, if she was a might smaller, 551 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,860 you could save 40 miles by takin' this here bayou. 552 00:37:56,899 --> 00:37:59,529 I been down it in my skiff plenty of times. 553 00:38:00,027 --> 00:38:03,197 Runs back into the Mississippi just above New Orleans. 554 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:04,909 Think we got a chance at gettin' through? 555 00:38:05,199 --> 00:38:09,489 Well, it'd be a tight squeeze, but if you cut a few trees out of the way 556 00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:11,327 and don't mind scraping the bottom a little, 557 00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:12,792 you might make it. 558 00:38:13,749 --> 00:38:17,169 Georgie, maybe we ain't lost this race yet. 559 00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:15,810 We been practicing long enough. Now let's show 'em something. 560 00:39:19,273 --> 00:39:21,943 Go to them poles, you scummy river rats! 561 00:39:28,824 --> 00:39:31,494 If you don't get me to that landing afore Crockett, 562 00:39:31,577 --> 00:39:33,867 so help me, I'll turn every mother's son of ya 563 00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:35,164 into catfish bait! 564 00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:51,007 Push, boys! 565 00:39:51,263 --> 00:39:53,773 Push like you never pushed afore! 566 00:39:57,770 --> 00:40:00,110 We're beatin' 'em, boys! Push! 567 00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:08,783 Moose. Give 'em the Pittsburgh punch! 568 00:40:16,997 --> 00:40:18,497 Aah! 569 00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:22,748 So you want to play rough? 570 00:40:25,506 --> 00:40:26,966 Ah! 571 00:40:30,803 --> 00:40:32,803 - Give it to 'em, Jocko. - Oh! 572 00:40:35,975 --> 00:40:37,595 Give 'em what for, Davy. 573 00:40:42,523 --> 00:40:44,023 Use that pole, man! 574 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:47,690 Hit 'em! Hit 'em! 575 00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:18,055 Uh... Uh! 576 00:41:35,868 --> 00:41:38,948 Hey! You thought you was gonna wear our pelts! 577 00:41:39,413 --> 00:41:41,543 You thought we was gonna be trailin'! 578 00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:58,100 What's the world gonna say? 579 00:41:58,140 --> 00:42:02,600 Mike Fink, king of the river, losin' to a pack of landlubbers. 580 00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:04,805 I don't reckon we want anything but our furs. 581 00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:06,557 That's all we started out to do. 582 00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:10,027 You mean, you ain't gonna lay claim to my red feather? 583 00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:11,950 There's only one king of the river, Mike. 584 00:42:11,987 --> 00:42:13,697 Yeah, that there bayou we just come through 585 00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:15,781 ain't rightly a part of the Mississipp. 586 00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:19,539 Where's my hat? 587 00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:25,289 They were darn good friends from that day on 588 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:28,836 Davy sold his furs and then was gone 589 00:42:28,921 --> 00:42:32,381 Sailin' north with Mike to the land of the fawn 590 00:42:32,466 --> 00:42:36,296 Where a man could live by brain and brawn 591 00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:39,969 Davy, Davy Crockett 592 00:42:40,307 --> 00:42:42,977 Off for the woods again 593 00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:46,900 From the mouth of the river up to its head 594 00:42:47,481 --> 00:42:50,321 Boatmen and travelers was filled with dread 595 00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:54,151 'Cause redskin pirates was raisin' old Ned 596 00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:57,698 And the whole blamed river was a-runnin' red 597 00:42:58,325 --> 00:43:01,785 Davy, Davy Crockett 598 00:43:01,829 --> 00:43:06,669 The man who don't know fear 599 00:43:08,294 --> 00:43:09,964 Put your backs into it. 600 00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:11,634 What do you think this is, a free trip? 601 00:43:11,672 --> 00:43:14,592 Why, you ungrateful polecat, we shoved and dragged this old tub of yours 602 00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:15,965 all the way up from New Orleans. 603 00:43:17,469 --> 00:43:20,929 I gotta admit, for a couple backwoods bear hunters, you ain't done bad. 604 00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:23,765 Those are mighty kind words coming from you, Mike. 605 00:43:23,851 --> 00:43:25,941 You can put us ashore any place along here. 606 00:43:31,108 --> 00:43:33,688 I can't see why you bristle-headed varmints 607 00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:36,356 can't land at a settlement like civilized passengers. 608 00:43:36,405 --> 00:43:38,195 How do you like that? He works the tar out of us, 609 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:39,620 then he calls us "passengers." 610 00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:41,200 It's the quickest way to get home. 611 00:43:41,243 --> 00:43:44,413 - Sounds like a mighty long walk to me. - Who's walkin'? 612 00:43:44,496 --> 00:43:46,826 We're gonna get some horses and sit down for a change. 613 00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:50,714 Now, where are you gonna find horses in a lonesome place like this? 614 00:43:50,919 --> 00:43:53,959 Chickasaws. This is their country, and they're real friendly. 615 00:44:11,231 --> 00:44:13,151 Been a real pleasure knowing you, Mike. 616 00:44:13,233 --> 00:44:15,493 I ain't likely to forget you two, neither. 617 00:44:18,864 --> 00:44:21,414 Hey, you forgot your sack! 618 00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:23,120 - Oh, that's yours. - Mine? 619 00:44:23,369 --> 00:44:25,449 Just a little something to remember us by. 620 00:44:25,537 --> 00:44:26,907 Open it up. 621 00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:33,795 Well, ain't she a pretty little pop gun? 622 00:44:35,255 --> 00:44:37,835 "To Mike Fink, king of the river, 623 00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:42,755 "from his admirers, Davy Crockett and G. Russel." 624 00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:44,427 Oh, now that we're leavin', 625 00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,055 we figured you needed something to protect you 626 00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:48,520 against them redskin pirates upriver. 627 00:44:48,602 --> 00:44:50,402 Don't reckon I'll need her for that. 628 00:44:50,437 --> 00:44:51,807 But she'll sure come in mighty handy 629 00:44:51,897 --> 00:44:54,607 for letting tavern keepers know Mike Fink's a-comin'. 630 00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:56,692 There's something else in that sack for you. 631 00:44:57,736 --> 00:44:59,446 Uhh. 632 00:45:03,283 --> 00:45:05,243 Aw. You shouldn't have done it. 633 00:45:05,285 --> 00:45:08,155 Georgie and me didn't want nobody thinkin' you still wasn't king. 634 00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:11,293 Never was no danger of that. 635 00:45:11,375 --> 00:45:15,165 You bushwhackers ever get a hankering to be river men again, look me up. 636 00:45:16,255 --> 00:45:19,585 All right, get back to your poling, you fork-tailed scorpions! 637 00:45:21,385 --> 00:45:23,295 And pull! 638 00:45:23,804 --> 00:45:25,684 Put your backs into it! 639 00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:28,774 Shove on them poles! 640 00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:31,808 What do you think this is, a pleasure cruise? 641 00:45:32,354 --> 00:45:34,524 We got a cargo to move! 642 00:45:47,536 --> 00:45:48,996 Hey, here's a trail. 643 00:45:49,037 --> 00:45:51,657 Probably lead us right to a Chickasaw camp. 644 00:46:06,930 --> 00:46:09,850 Off through the wood we're a-marching along 645 00:46:09,975 --> 00:46:12,475 Makin' up yarns and a-singin' a song 646 00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:15,943 He's ringy as a bear and twice as strong 647 00:46:16,023 --> 00:46:18,573 Thinks he's right 'cause he ain't often wrong 648 00:46:19,067 --> 00:46:21,817 Davy, Davy Crockett 649 00:46:21,862 --> 00:46:23,742 Back in the woods again 650 00:46:26,909 --> 00:46:28,619 What's the matter? 651 00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:31,659 If you'd been listening, you'd know ain't nothin' but you singin'. 652 00:46:31,705 --> 00:46:33,365 Yeah, that's right. Not a sound. 653 00:46:33,415 --> 00:46:36,495 Not a bird or a squirrel. Something must've scared 'em. 654 00:46:36,919 --> 00:46:39,089 Must be a Chickasaw huntin' party somewheres nearby. 655 00:46:39,171 --> 00:46:41,421 Well, they ain't huntin' us. Let's find them. 656 00:46:41,507 --> 00:46:43,717 I reckon they'll find us, if we stay on this trail. 657 00:46:43,759 --> 00:46:46,679 You quit the caterwaulin'. No need to scare off their game. 658 00:47:10,327 --> 00:47:11,537 Davy, where are ya? 659 00:47:11,703 --> 00:47:14,043 Hey, you darn idiot! Cut me down. 660 00:47:22,256 --> 00:47:25,006 So you stepped in a old deer snare, huh? 661 00:47:25,968 --> 00:47:29,178 It's a good thing Mike Fink can't see the king of the wild frontier now. 662 00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:32,006 Ow! Ooh! 663 00:47:45,404 --> 00:47:48,744 What's the matter with you crazy Chickasaw? We're friends! 664 00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:51,453 You're making a terrible mistake! 665 00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:52,575 Don't you understand, 666 00:47:52,619 --> 00:47:54,409 it's Davy Crockett you're trying to hog-tie. 667 00:47:54,454 --> 00:47:56,124 Don't you understand? Davy Crock... 668 00:49:11,490 --> 00:49:13,200 Now you know where they was taking us. 669 00:49:13,283 --> 00:49:14,833 Yeah, but what are they going to do with us? 670 00:49:14,868 --> 00:49:16,788 You've seen red hornet stirred up before. 671 00:49:16,870 --> 00:49:18,540 Shouldn't be too hard to guess. 672 00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:25,036 Mind your manners, Georgie. This is the chief. 673 00:49:29,716 --> 00:49:32,886 I am told you are the hunter white men call Davy Crockett. 674 00:49:32,928 --> 00:49:34,258 He sure is, chief. 675 00:49:34,346 --> 00:49:36,596 You are known to us as friend of the red man. 676 00:49:36,723 --> 00:49:39,063 We both are, and look how you're treating us. 677 00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:42,853 You and your friend will not be harmed, but you will remain prisoner. 678 00:49:43,355 --> 00:49:44,855 Why are your men in war paint? 679 00:49:44,898 --> 00:49:47,528 We go to avenge the murder of our brothers. 680 00:49:47,567 --> 00:49:50,147 This messenger has come from the chief of the Kaskaskias. 681 00:49:50,445 --> 00:49:52,945 White men have been killing his people without reason, 682 00:49:53,031 --> 00:49:54,741 hunting them down like animals. 683 00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:56,240 Kaskaskias? 684 00:49:56,785 --> 00:49:58,865 They're up on the Ohio around cave-in rock. 685 00:49:58,912 --> 00:50:00,452 Well, no wonder folks been shootin' at 'em. 686 00:50:00,539 --> 00:50:02,749 They've been attacking every boat comes down the river. 687 00:50:02,791 --> 00:50:04,001 Do you understand what they say? 688 00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:07,094 They are white. They hear only white man's lies. 689 00:50:07,170 --> 00:50:08,920 Now, listen here, you. This ain't something we heard. 690 00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:10,456 We seen it, didn't we, Davy? 691 00:50:10,549 --> 00:50:12,379 - Sure did. - When was this? 692 00:50:12,968 --> 00:50:14,258 Not more than three months ago. 693 00:50:14,344 --> 00:50:15,764 Yeah, we helped break up a raid on a boat 694 00:50:15,804 --> 00:50:18,014 - just below the big cave. - More lies. 695 00:50:18,098 --> 00:50:20,638 Three moons ago my people were hiding far from the river, 696 00:50:20,726 --> 00:50:21,886 driven there by the white men. 697 00:50:21,977 --> 00:50:23,597 Then it must have been some other tribe. 698 00:50:23,645 --> 00:50:26,395 There are no other red men in the land of the Kaskaskias. 699 00:50:26,648 --> 00:50:29,318 - We have always kept the peace. - I believe you. 700 00:50:29,901 --> 00:50:31,741 Georgie, you know what this means? 701 00:50:31,778 --> 00:50:34,158 Well, it could mean some white skunks are dressing up like Indians 702 00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:35,819 so these poor devils get the blame. 703 00:50:35,907 --> 00:50:37,827 We're going to find out who they are. 704 00:50:38,660 --> 00:50:40,370 You say you know me. 705 00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:44,081 Then you know Davy Crockett's word is good. Turn us loose, 706 00:50:44,124 --> 00:50:45,794 and we'll chase those varmints out into the open. 707 00:50:45,834 --> 00:50:48,794 And if they ain't Indians, we'll see to it everybody finds out about it. 708 00:50:49,421 --> 00:50:50,961 It is too late. 709 00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:53,338 Already more messengers have gone to the Shawnee... 710 00:50:53,425 --> 00:50:56,135 The Miami, the Kickapoo. And the Chippewa. 711 00:50:56,178 --> 00:50:58,928 Then call them back. Send out runners of your own. 712 00:50:58,972 --> 00:51:00,772 Tell the chiefs to keep the peace. 713 00:51:00,974 --> 00:51:02,644 Know this, Davy Crockett. 714 00:51:02,726 --> 00:51:04,936 We have always wanted peace with the white man. 715 00:51:04,978 --> 00:51:07,058 But he does not want peace with us. 716 00:51:07,147 --> 00:51:09,227 He makes treaties and calls us brother. 717 00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:11,026 But he believes any evil he hears of us. 718 00:51:11,818 --> 00:51:14,448 That's right. But it works two ways. 719 00:51:14,488 --> 00:51:16,988 To strike back at a few no good murdering whites, 720 00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:19,492 you'd turn the whole frontier into a needless war. 721 00:51:20,827 --> 00:51:22,657 I will send runners. 722 00:51:22,704 --> 00:51:25,004 But we will wait only until the full of the moon. 723 00:51:46,353 --> 00:51:49,443 Sure hope that old Gullywhumper didn't pass 'fore we got here. 724 00:51:49,523 --> 00:51:50,653 They ain't had time. 725 00:51:50,690 --> 00:51:53,280 We got a long way ahead of them, thanks to them Indians. 726 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:56,030 What makes you think Mike's gonna want to throw in with us? 727 00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:58,033 It's his river we aim to clean up, ain't it? 728 00:51:58,115 --> 00:51:59,235 Yeah. 729 00:51:59,324 --> 00:52:01,534 That old chief didn't give us much time. 730 00:52:01,576 --> 00:52:03,696 Won't take long for that new moon to fatten up. 731 00:52:05,205 --> 00:52:07,995 Leastwise we ain't gonna waste no more time here. 732 00:52:11,878 --> 00:52:13,418 You know, Davy, you showed rare good sense 733 00:52:13,505 --> 00:52:15,205 in getting old Mike Fink to help you. 734 00:52:15,298 --> 00:52:18,218 Don't make no difference whether them pirates are red or white. 735 00:52:18,301 --> 00:52:20,681 Me and my skull busters'll make mincemeat of them. 736 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:22,050 We gotta find 'em first. 737 00:52:22,097 --> 00:52:23,927 Well, ain't certain they'll show their selves 738 00:52:24,015 --> 00:52:26,725 after that whopping I gave them comin' downriver. 739 00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:29,060 They're sure to recognize the old Gullywhumper. 740 00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:31,556 Hey, Mike! Look what's comin'! 741 00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:34,783 Why, that's the Monongahela belle. 742 00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:36,570 But where's her crew? 743 00:52:36,653 --> 00:52:39,203 Prepare to grab her as she comes alongside, boys. 744 00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:40,529 Aye, aye, captain. 745 00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:46,751 All right, hold onto this mud bank, you scummy river rats. 746 00:53:05,974 --> 00:53:07,564 I knowed old cap Donovan. 747 00:53:08,101 --> 00:53:10,601 Looks like he put up a real good fight before they wiped him out. 748 00:53:10,896 --> 00:53:12,056 Yeah. 749 00:53:12,105 --> 00:53:14,765 Thought you said these pirates wasn't Injuns. 750 00:53:14,816 --> 00:53:17,856 Well, they ain't. No redskin ever made this arrow. 751 00:53:19,112 --> 00:53:20,702 Let me see that. 752 00:53:22,115 --> 00:53:23,775 Yeah, you're right. 753 00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:26,947 Ain't no tribal markings, ain't feathered right. 754 00:53:27,329 --> 00:53:30,749 I wonder how far downstream she drifted since the massa-cree. 755 00:53:30,790 --> 00:53:32,170 Ain't no way of telling. 756 00:53:44,012 --> 00:53:46,642 Nah, they didn't hardly leave nothing. 757 00:53:46,681 --> 00:53:48,971 Well, they left these. Try it on for size. 758 00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:51,939 Uh-uh! I wouldn't be caught dead in a monkey suit like that. 759 00:53:51,978 --> 00:53:54,308 Well, it ain't gonna be hard to disguise the Gullywhumper, 760 00:53:54,356 --> 00:53:56,266 but something's gotta be done about you. 761 00:53:56,316 --> 00:53:57,896 Now, put it on. 762 00:53:58,693 --> 00:54:00,113 Put it on. 763 00:54:16,002 --> 00:54:17,672 Good name for her, Garth. 764 00:54:28,056 --> 00:54:29,596 Hey, Moose. 765 00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:33,099 Hide this below where we can get it in a hurry. 766 00:54:43,029 --> 00:54:45,069 - What's so heavy in that sack? - Rocks. 767 00:54:45,156 --> 00:54:48,156 Rocks? You featherheaded idiot! 768 00:54:48,535 --> 00:54:51,075 I'll find out what's going on here. 769 00:54:54,082 --> 00:54:56,132 What in thunderation you up to? 770 00:54:56,209 --> 00:54:57,499 You're a banker, ain't you? 771 00:54:57,585 --> 00:54:59,875 Yes, sir. King of the bankers, that's me. 772 00:54:59,921 --> 00:55:03,171 On my way up to Shawnee town to open a new establishment. 773 00:55:03,216 --> 00:55:05,466 But what's these here rocks got to do with that? 774 00:55:05,552 --> 00:55:07,142 Can't run a bank without money, can ya? 775 00:55:07,554 --> 00:55:09,224 No. Don't reckon. 776 00:55:09,306 --> 00:55:12,056 That's your capital. Genuine Spanish gold. 777 00:55:12,976 --> 00:55:14,226 Say... 778 00:55:15,312 --> 00:55:16,732 We're rich, ain't we? 779 00:55:16,813 --> 00:55:18,863 That's what we're hopin' them pirates will think. 780 00:55:18,898 --> 00:55:22,898 I figure if we stop in a couple of towns, those folks'll hear about our rich cargo. 781 00:55:22,986 --> 00:55:25,236 Word'll get upriver faster than we can. 782 00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:34,161 Oh, the river is long and the moon is high 783 00:55:34,247 --> 00:55:37,117 And I want a gal before I die 784 00:55:37,292 --> 00:55:40,042 Pretty little gal with a turned-up nose 785 00:55:40,086 --> 00:55:42,956 And dancin' music in her twinkling toes 786 00:55:43,757 --> 00:55:45,917 Oh, her cheeks is pink 787 00:55:46,301 --> 00:55:48,591 And her smile is shy 788 00:55:49,220 --> 00:55:51,930 And her hair's the color of midnight 789 00:55:52,265 --> 00:55:53,765 Midnight sky 790 00:55:54,351 --> 00:55:55,601 Set 'em up again. 791 00:55:55,643 --> 00:55:57,443 Color of midnight, midnight 792 00:55:57,479 --> 00:55:59,479 Midnight sky 793 00:56:13,453 --> 00:56:15,163 That banjo player's got real talent. 794 00:56:15,246 --> 00:56:17,616 Oh, yes. He hits this town every once in a while. 795 00:56:17,707 --> 00:56:19,207 Plays to drum up business for himself. 796 00:56:19,667 --> 00:56:20,747 Who is he? 797 00:56:20,835 --> 00:56:23,665 A peddler from back East. He calls himself Colonel Plug. 798 00:56:23,755 --> 00:56:25,875 I sure do admire classical music. 799 00:56:29,135 --> 00:56:30,635 What the devil is in this? 800 00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:32,680 It's just your usual sarsaparilla, sir. 801 00:56:33,807 --> 00:56:35,307 Delicious, ain't it? 802 00:56:35,850 --> 00:56:38,480 I don't believe I got your name, stranger. 803 00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,480 McGillicuddy... J.J. McGillicuddy, 804 00:56:40,522 --> 00:56:42,522 on my way up to Shawnee town to open up a new bank. 805 00:56:42,607 --> 00:56:45,227 Ah, Mr. McGillicuddy, I feel it my duty to inform you 806 00:56:45,318 --> 00:56:47,188 that river travel is not safe anymore here. 807 00:56:47,278 --> 00:56:49,238 Well, if you're referring to them Injun pirates, 808 00:56:49,322 --> 00:56:51,122 we ain't carrying nothing they'd want. 809 00:56:51,157 --> 00:56:53,117 No guns, no powder. 810 00:56:53,576 --> 00:56:55,036 Not even no whiskey. 811 00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:57,290 Just a cargo of old Spanish gold. 812 00:56:59,624 --> 00:57:01,174 A cargo of gold? 813 00:57:01,584 --> 00:57:04,134 Well, I'm surprised that your captain would risk that. 814 00:57:04,170 --> 00:57:06,380 Well, you ain't scared any, are you, cap? 815 00:57:06,506 --> 00:57:07,756 Not about the gold. 816 00:57:07,841 --> 00:57:09,591 We'll believe them Injuns when we see 'em. 817 00:57:09,717 --> 00:57:11,217 Those butchers are real, all right. 818 00:57:11,302 --> 00:57:13,182 Wrecks of boats drift by all the time. 819 00:57:13,221 --> 00:57:14,681 What happened to their crews? 820 00:57:14,764 --> 00:57:16,144 Dead men don't talk, pretty much, 821 00:57:16,182 --> 00:57:17,932 but plenty of bodies are fished out of the river 822 00:57:18,017 --> 00:57:19,097 scalped and chopped to pieces. 823 00:57:19,185 --> 00:57:20,935 No use to try to scare us off, mister. 824 00:57:21,020 --> 00:57:23,810 We been hearing them Injun stories all the way up from New Orleans. 825 00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:26,187 Listen, you know who Mike Fink is, don't you? 826 00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:28,784 Who is he? 827 00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:31,360 Mike Fink, the keelboat man. 828 00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:33,068 Calls himself king of the river. 829 00:57:33,158 --> 00:57:35,948 Oh, that big blowhard. What about him? 830 00:57:36,494 --> 00:57:38,454 Yeah. What about him? 831 00:57:38,538 --> 00:57:41,368 I've heard that even he's going to quit the river. 832 00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:43,166 - You heard what? - Yes, sir. 833 00:57:43,209 --> 00:57:46,839 Even that brained jackass is too wise to risk it. 834 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,340 Jackass? 835 00:57:53,803 --> 00:57:55,513 Mind your manners, Mr. McGillicuddy. 836 00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:58,845 I'm okay now, boys. Just one of my seizures. 837 00:57:58,892 --> 00:58:02,232 Excuse me, Mr. McGillicuddy. I just couldn't help overhearing. 838 00:58:02,270 --> 00:58:04,690 But do you really intend going on upriver? 839 00:58:04,731 --> 00:58:07,021 You don't think I'd go this far if I wasn't, do ya? 840 00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:09,992 Well, now, I admire a man of courage. 841 00:58:10,069 --> 00:58:13,909 Just so happens that I'm mighty anxious to get on up to Shawnee town myself. 842 00:58:13,948 --> 00:58:15,568 We're pretty crowded already. 843 00:58:15,658 --> 00:58:18,038 Oh, shucks, I don't take up much room. 844 00:58:18,077 --> 00:58:20,157 All I got's my sample case and my banjo. 845 00:58:20,663 --> 00:58:22,923 A little music wouldn't hurt none, would it? 846 00:58:22,999 --> 00:58:25,079 - This ain't no pleasure cruise. - Listen. 847 00:58:25,168 --> 00:58:26,458 You may be the captain, 848 00:58:26,544 --> 00:58:29,254 but I'm the boss banker of this outfit, ain't I? 849 00:58:29,547 --> 00:58:31,167 What I say goes. 850 00:58:37,388 --> 00:58:38,808 Did he get aboard this one? 851 00:58:38,890 --> 00:58:41,020 Yeah, just went into the cabin. 852 00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:44,980 "B-o-n-a-n-z-a." 853 00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:48,480 - You ever hear of her? - You know I can't spell. 854 00:58:50,109 --> 00:58:52,239 Well, hello there, fellas. 855 00:58:52,278 --> 00:58:56,568 Say, I got a new verse I want to try out on Mr. McGillicuddy. 856 00:59:01,287 --> 00:59:03,497 Something mighty fishy about that peddler. 857 00:59:03,581 --> 00:59:05,251 Why'd you let Mike bring him aboard? 858 00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:07,961 'Cause he's the first sucker that nibbled at our bait. 859 00:59:11,589 --> 00:59:13,299 Hello. Nice day. 860 00:59:13,341 --> 00:59:15,381 Mighty pretty, this Ohio river country. 861 00:59:15,468 --> 00:59:17,588 La belle rivière. 862 00:59:17,637 --> 00:59:19,637 That's what the Frenchmen used to call it. 863 00:59:19,722 --> 00:59:21,012 Parlez-vous français? 864 00:59:21,766 --> 00:59:23,726 - Huh? - You speak French? 865 00:59:23,810 --> 00:59:25,350 Oh, sure. 866 00:59:28,481 --> 00:59:31,401 I've been saving this song for a time just like this. 867 00:59:32,193 --> 00:59:35,073 There was a widow in New Madrid 868 00:59:35,154 --> 00:59:37,994 A-smokin' a pipe and a-chawin' on a quid 869 00:59:38,074 --> 00:59:41,034 When she puckered up her lips, I run for my life 870 00:59:41,119 --> 00:59:44,369 But she run me down, and now she is my wife 871 00:59:44,706 --> 00:59:47,166 Oh, her lips is red 872 00:59:47,333 --> 00:59:50,003 And her eyes is bold 873 00:59:50,086 --> 00:59:52,496 And her hair's the color of yeller 874 00:59:53,089 --> 00:59:55,419 Yeller gold 875 00:59:55,842 --> 00:59:58,722 The color of yeller, yeller 876 00:59:58,803 --> 01:00:01,013 Yeller gold! 877 01:00:01,639 --> 01:00:04,849 The river is long, and the moon is high 878 01:00:05,059 --> 01:00:08,099 I want a gal afore I die 879 01:00:08,187 --> 01:00:11,357 A pretty little gal with a turned-up nose 880 01:00:11,399 --> 01:00:14,779 And dancin' music in her twinkling toes 881 01:00:15,236 --> 01:00:17,986 Oh, her lips is red 882 01:00:18,406 --> 01:00:21,366 And her eyes is bold 883 01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:24,488 Her hair's like yeller, yeller 884 01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:27,291 Yeller gold 885 01:00:28,166 --> 01:00:31,036 The color of yeller, yeller 886 01:00:31,419 --> 01:00:33,919 Yeller gold 887 01:00:53,316 --> 01:00:54,936 Wait a minute! Wait a minute here. 888 01:01:02,241 --> 01:01:05,331 What you doing, Mason? Smokin' up a new batch? 889 01:01:05,536 --> 01:01:06,826 Won't keep if I don't. 890 01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:08,543 You already got your mattress stuffed. 891 01:01:08,581 --> 01:01:10,291 What you want with more scalps? 892 01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:12,575 Got to keep folks thinkin' we're Injuns, don't we? 893 01:01:12,627 --> 01:01:14,417 Hey, the Harpes is coming. 894 01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:17,464 Did you hear that, Mason? The Harpes just come in. 895 01:01:18,049 --> 01:01:19,419 Yeah. 896 01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:33,647 - More business for us? - Yeah, and a fat one this time. 897 01:01:33,731 --> 01:01:36,821 - And the Colonel is aboard. - Good. What's the cargo? 898 01:01:36,901 --> 01:01:39,361 - Gold. - Yeller, yeller gold. 899 01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:43,236 Mighty obligin' to ship it our way. 900 01:01:46,869 --> 01:01:49,539 This waiting's making me nervous. Time's getting short. 901 01:01:49,622 --> 01:01:51,422 That moon was half full last night. 902 01:01:51,457 --> 01:01:53,167 We still got a few days. 903 01:01:53,251 --> 01:01:55,791 Gonna take a few days to get word back to Chickasaw. 904 01:01:55,837 --> 01:01:57,547 Reckon we ain't got long to wait now. 905 01:02:04,804 --> 01:02:05,894 My boys is all ready... 906 01:02:05,972 --> 01:02:07,762 Chock full of fighting and itching to get at 'em. 907 01:02:07,807 --> 01:02:10,427 Not so loud. Don't want Colonel Plug to hear. 908 01:02:10,476 --> 01:02:13,146 - Aw, he's still sleeping. - Better make sure. 909 01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:17,937 Take over, Mr. McGillicuddy. This is called a tiller. 910 01:03:09,869 --> 01:03:12,949 This is just about the place they jumped us afore. 911 01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:15,829 Ooh, I've worn this monkey suit long enough. 912 01:03:37,188 --> 01:03:39,938 Rocks. Just plain rocks. 913 01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:55,580 "Mike Fink"? 914 01:03:56,207 --> 01:03:57,867 "Davy Crockett"? 915 01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:11,680 Oh... Oh, excuse me, boys. 916 01:04:11,764 --> 01:04:14,644 I was having a little difficulty getting to sleep. 917 01:04:14,725 --> 01:04:17,305 I thought maybe you fellows might like to hear a little music. 918 01:04:18,229 --> 01:04:20,439 It's Crockett and Fink 919 01:04:20,481 --> 01:04:21,771 And down in the hold 920 01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:23,358 There's a cannon instead 921 01:04:23,442 --> 01:04:26,152 Of yeller, yeller gold 922 01:04:27,363 --> 01:04:29,413 That sounded like Plug. 923 01:04:29,448 --> 01:04:31,528 But what's he singing about this time? 924 01:04:31,617 --> 01:04:34,737 What difference does it make now? He'll be sculling 'em pretty soon. 925 01:04:43,296 --> 01:04:45,916 You can't do this to me, consarn ya! 926 01:04:47,925 --> 01:04:49,125 Hey, Davy. 927 01:04:49,218 --> 01:04:51,048 Bring up my cannon when you come. 928 01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:56,310 If I'd knowed I was gonna have to tote this thing, 929 01:04:56,392 --> 01:04:58,442 I'd have argued for a pistol. 930 01:05:08,779 --> 01:05:09,989 Hey, Moose. 931 01:05:10,823 --> 01:05:12,493 Come aft and be gunner. 932 01:06:09,340 --> 01:06:10,880 What'd you slow her down for? 933 01:06:10,925 --> 01:06:12,625 Close in on 'em. Lay them poles! 934 01:06:12,718 --> 01:06:13,888 What do you think we're doing? 935 01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:16,260 Help! 936 01:06:27,733 --> 01:06:28,983 Mike, we're dragging bottom! 937 01:06:29,068 --> 01:06:31,238 Well, it's them confounded rocks you brought on board! 938 01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:32,990 Get 'em outta there! 939 01:06:38,411 --> 01:06:40,081 We're sinking! 940 01:06:41,622 --> 01:06:43,212 Help me! 941 01:06:43,332 --> 01:06:44,922 We're sinking, Mike! 942 01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:46,921 Sinking? We're sunk! 943 01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:49,753 Grab your wee-pons, boys, and let 'em have it! 944 01:07:01,767 --> 01:07:03,937 Dang it, you can't do this to me. 945 01:07:03,978 --> 01:07:07,268 I'll have the law on ya. I'll have the law on ya! 946 01:07:10,109 --> 01:07:12,029 They're attacking us from the rear! 947 01:07:27,752 --> 01:07:28,842 Get the powder! 948 01:07:31,464 --> 01:07:32,804 Come on, fill her up! 949 01:07:47,980 --> 01:07:49,310 I scalped him! 950 01:08:06,165 --> 01:08:07,665 Aah! 951 01:08:38,656 --> 01:08:39,856 Ah! 952 01:08:58,175 --> 01:08:59,545 Oh! 953 01:09:06,767 --> 01:09:08,057 Oh! 954 01:09:12,189 --> 01:09:13,399 What's holding them up out there? 955 01:09:13,482 --> 01:09:15,112 Them boatmen's putting up an awful good fight. 956 01:09:15,192 --> 01:09:17,112 We'll fix that. Get the powder canoe in the water. 957 01:09:34,753 --> 01:09:36,173 Give me a hand. 958 01:09:44,847 --> 01:09:47,017 Hey! I'm on your side. 959 01:10:32,269 --> 01:10:34,099 We got 'em on the run! 960 01:10:34,146 --> 01:10:35,396 No wonder. Look what's coming. 961 01:11:08,180 --> 01:11:10,310 Somebody's playing awful rough. 962 01:11:10,349 --> 01:11:12,559 Why, that's Sam Mason and the Harpe brothers, 963 01:11:12,643 --> 01:11:14,143 the orneriest skunks on the river. 964 01:11:14,311 --> 01:11:16,901 - Hey, they're getting away! - Oh, no, they ain't. 965 01:11:17,356 --> 01:11:20,436 You take the rest of them in. Georgie'll run them varmints down. 966 01:11:34,540 --> 01:11:37,040 Boot tracks. They're the ones we want. 967 01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:46,220 Big Harpe, stay here and keep watch. 968 01:11:46,260 --> 01:11:47,640 Wait a minute, what about my share? 969 01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:49,390 You'll get what's comin' to you. 970 01:12:21,462 --> 01:12:24,632 Leave that big stuff. We can't carry that on horseback. 971 01:12:34,475 --> 01:12:35,675 That's enough for now. 972 01:12:35,768 --> 01:12:37,558 We can't leave all this for somebody else. 973 01:12:37,603 --> 01:12:40,193 Nobody's going to find it till we can get back. 974 01:12:40,272 --> 01:12:42,112 That's what that keg of powder's for. 975 01:13:15,140 --> 01:13:17,140 Somebody's coming up the trail. 976 01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:18,766 Get out of sight. 977 01:13:48,340 --> 01:13:50,720 Cave Inn Tavern ain't doing much business. 978 01:13:50,801 --> 01:13:53,511 Don't think it ever was a tavern, Georgie. 979 01:13:53,554 --> 01:13:55,474 You mean this is their hangout? 980 01:13:56,014 --> 01:13:57,474 It's gotta be. 981 01:13:57,516 --> 01:13:59,806 Davy! You ain't going in there? 982 01:14:00,060 --> 01:14:02,190 Them varmints went someplace. 983 01:14:20,873 --> 01:14:24,043 This is worse than crawling in a hollow log after a bear. 984 01:15:05,375 --> 01:15:07,415 Hey, Davy... 985 01:15:09,421 --> 01:15:11,211 Kinda drafty in here. 986 01:15:11,423 --> 01:15:13,673 - Look what I found. - What was you muttering about? 987 01:15:13,759 --> 01:15:17,049 Looky. Same kind we found sticking in that wrecked keelboat. 988 01:15:17,471 --> 01:15:19,601 Here's where they changed into Injuns. 989 01:15:22,559 --> 01:15:25,599 Them three that we followed in here must be the ringleaders. 990 01:15:39,451 --> 01:15:42,251 Stay here, and I'll see if I can smoke something out. 991 01:16:20,450 --> 01:16:22,580 Hey, Davy, what's keeping you? 992 01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:27,750 There's plenty of loot in there. 993 01:16:27,833 --> 01:16:29,463 Well, they wouldn't go off and leave it. 994 01:16:29,501 --> 01:16:31,211 Reckon they're still around. 995 01:16:53,442 --> 01:16:55,862 This ought to lead to something mighty interesting. 996 01:17:56,922 --> 01:17:58,262 Oof! 997 01:18:13,730 --> 01:18:15,230 Aah! 998 01:19:04,656 --> 01:19:06,366 Why, you... 999 01:19:07,409 --> 01:19:08,699 Aah! 1000 01:20:01,129 --> 01:20:02,459 Oh! 1001 01:20:09,554 --> 01:20:13,224 Well, here we are splitting up again, you bushwhackers. 1002 01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:17,900 And if we never meet again, remember, I'm still king of the river. 1003 01:20:18,522 --> 01:20:19,772 Oh, you're better than a king, Mike. 1004 01:20:19,856 --> 01:20:22,226 - You're a first-class friend. - Yeah? 1005 01:20:22,526 --> 01:20:24,486 Fact, you're the finest fighting man I know. 1006 01:20:24,611 --> 01:20:27,241 Aw! 1007 01:20:27,864 --> 01:20:28,954 After Davy. 1008 01:20:33,036 --> 01:20:36,456 All right, ring-tail scorpions! Start pulling! 1009 01:20:36,540 --> 01:20:39,750 Kept his promise to Mike and his crew 1010 01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:42,585 Kept his promise to the Injun chiefs too 1011 01:20:43,088 --> 01:20:46,628 For the river was clear all the way through 1012 01:20:46,716 --> 01:20:50,256 And blaming the Injuns was a-proven untrue 1013 01:20:50,303 --> 01:20:53,933 Davy, Davy Crockett 1014 01:20:53,974 --> 01:20:57,734 King of the wild frontier 76744

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