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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,588 MAN: (SINGING) MTV... 2 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:19,228 Are you still here? 3 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:20,729 You need to get going. 4 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:23,857 I can't get going. I told you I don't feel well. 5 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:25,317 What's the matter now? 6 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:28,737 Oh, nothing, I just had explosive fucking diarrhea all night 7 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:31,448 because you decided to get us KFC for dinner. 8 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,534 You have KFC all the time. 9 00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:36,203 Yeah, and I have diarrhea all the time! 10 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:39,540 You're not staying home all day and playing Baldur's Gate 3. 11 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:42,125 - Now let's go. - Ugh. 12 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:45,546 Have a good day at school, sweetie. 13 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:46,838 Fuck you, Mom! 14 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:51,093 This is bullshit. 15 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:53,512 How do you get your mom arrested for child abuse? 16 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:55,764 She wouldn't let you stay home and play Baldur's Gate 3, 17 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:57,057 huh, fat ass? 18 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,351 Who you callin' fat, you heathen bitch? 19 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:01,478 Dude, you don't wanna miss school today. 20 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:04,648 Clyde said he's gonna fart on Tammy Mullins during P.E. 21 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:07,067 Tammy Mullins has sweet fucking knockers. 22 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:09,611 Dude, Kenny, enough about Tammy's knockers! 23 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:12,656 You sound like a white male trying to re-establish the patriarchy. 24 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,366 (SCREAMING) 25 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:17,327 Eric, it's okay. 26 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:19,788 - It's okay. - Mom! Mom! 27 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:21,164 I had a dream that 28 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:23,166 I was replaced by a diverse woman! 29 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:24,626 Oh, not again. 30 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:27,045 Yeah, only this time, it wasn't just me. 31 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:29,506 They were taking all my favorite people and replacing them 32 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,341 with diverse women complaining about the patriarchy. 33 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:33,176 Will you check under the bed and make sure 34 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:34,886 there's no Disney executives under there? 35 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:37,472 - I promise there's not. - I'm scared, Mom! 36 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:38,807 Will you please just look and make sure 37 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,517 Kathleen Kennedy isn't under my bed? 38 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,354 Kathleen Kennedy is not under your bed. 39 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:45,606 Can you check the closet? 40 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:47,190 Eric, enough. 41 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:49,359 I've told you there's no such thing 42 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:52,446 as Disney executives who replace everyone you love with diverse women 43 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:54,239 who complain about the patriarchy. 44 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:55,866 Now be a big boy. 45 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:00,370 It's not real. 46 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,623 It's... it's not real. 47 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,218 (ROOSTER CROWS) 48 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:19,473 - Get up! - (YELLS) 49 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:21,308 Come on, Stan, get up. Let's go. 50 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:22,517 - What, Dad? - Downstairs. 51 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:24,102 Let's go. I'm sick of this shit. 52 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:28,649 Okay. 53 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:30,525 It has come to my attention lately 54 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:34,071 that young people today don't know how to do shit. 55 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:36,323 You got your phones and your Al 56 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:39,785 and you kids haven't learned to be able to actually do anything. 57 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:41,370 So we're going to take this morning 58 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:43,330 to learn how to fix something. 59 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:44,956 You see this? 60 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:47,751 See this? The oven door isn't working. 61 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:50,462 It's falling off the hinges. So what do we do? 62 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:51,588 Shelly? 63 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:54,216 I don't know. 64 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:55,550 It's very simple. 65 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:57,135 You gotta make the hinges tighter 66 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:58,845 so the oven door's more secure. 67 00:02:58,929 --> 00:03:02,099 So what you do is, you take out your phone 68 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:04,685 and you call the handyman. 69 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:06,937 (LINE RINGING) 70 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,021 HANDYMAN: (OVER PHONE) Hello? 71 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:09,690 Hello. It's Randy Marsh. 72 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:12,484 My oven door is not working. Please come fix it. 73 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:16,238 Now we rest until the handyman comes. 74 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,911 (TOOL CLICKING) 75 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:25,497 Are you following this at all, guys? 76 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:28,333 - Is this seeping in? - Nope. 77 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:31,211 No, it looks like the screws are totally stripped. 78 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:32,629 What does that mean? What's wrong? 79 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:34,131 Can't get 'er fixed right now, 80 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,675 I gotta get some different washers at the Home Depot. 81 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,135 Okay, do that. 82 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:39,428 Can't do it right now, 83 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:41,388 I gotta get over to Stephen Stotch's house 84 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:42,973 and install his closet shelves. 85 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:46,017 Okay, see, kids, this happens sometimes 86 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:48,603 but handymen don't make a lot of money, so here's what you do. 87 00:03:48,687 --> 00:03:51,148 Oh, okay, I will pay you an extra 30 bucks 88 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:52,816 if you fix my oven now. 89 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:56,194 Yeah, sorry, but Stotch already gave me an extra 50 bucks. 90 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:58,905 I will pay you an extra 55 bucks. 91 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:01,032 Randy, did you fix the oven door yet? 92 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:02,743 I'm working on it! 93 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:04,911 Look, please. Whatever you want. 94 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:07,247 I'll throw in a six-pack of beer and you can get drunk. 95 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:09,916 I don't need your trivial little perks anymore, Marsh. 96 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,752 I got work comin' out my ears. 97 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,462 It's like... I don't know, 98 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:15,964 it's like nobody knows how to do shit anymore. 99 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:19,009 You're just gonna leave? 100 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,344 I'll pay a different handyman. 101 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:24,431 Yeah, go for it, buddy, I got so much money I don't care. 102 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:28,560 What the hell is going on? 103 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:33,190 All right, just try to relax. Take a deep breath. 104 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:37,527 (INHALES) Now tell me exactly what it is you're afraid of. 105 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,614 I keep having the same dream. 106 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:42,699 Everywhere I look, people are being replaced. 107 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:46,286 Okay. And who do you think is going to have you replaced? 108 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:48,747 Them. The puppet masters. 109 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:50,207 The last time I had the dream, 110 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,459 I was... I was walking down the school hallway... 111 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:57,756 And then I see Butters, and he's like... 112 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,299 (CARTMAN'S VOICE) "Hey, Eric! You wanna see what my mom 113 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:00,383 "packed me for lunch?" 114 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:02,344 And that's when I start to notice that something's wrong. 115 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,930 Everyone I cared about has been systematically replaced. 116 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:06,598 And finally, I want to scream and I'm like... 117 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,517 "Why are they replacing every single character 118 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,018 "with someone who is diverse?" 119 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:11,812 But then Kenny's like... (CARTMAN'S VOICE) "It's not our fault, 120 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:12,938 "it's ‘cause of Kathleen Kennedy." 121 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:14,397 But then Kathleen Kennedy's just like... 122 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,107 (CARTMAN'S VOICE) "Fuck it! Make it more lame." 123 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:17,317 And everyone in town is like... 124 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,485 (CARTMAN'S VOICE) “No, please, Kathleen Kennedy, 125 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:19,653 "stop ruining everything." 126 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:20,946 But Kathleen Kennedy is all like... 127 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,614 (CARTMAN'S VOICE) "Put another gay, diverse woman in it. 128 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:24,324 "Make it more fucking lame." 129 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:26,827 And Disney stock just keeps going down and down and down! 130 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:28,119 And then Bob Iger is all like... 131 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:30,330 (CARTMAN'S VOICE) “No! No! What's going on with my stocks? 132 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:31,623 “No, Kathleen Kennedy!" 133 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:32,999 (SCREAMING) 134 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:37,504 Oh. It happened again, didn't it? 135 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:40,507 Okay, Eric, I think I know what's going on here. 136 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:44,261 Your fears aren't about Disney replacing everything you love. 137 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:48,765 What everyone is afraid of these days is being replaced by Al. 138 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:51,935 - Al? - But you don't need to worry, Eric. 139 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:54,396 As long as you work hard and stay in school, 140 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:55,897 you can make something of yourself. 141 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:59,234 Become an elite worker like I did that Al can't replace. 142 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:00,735 You're a therapist and the best thing 143 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,195 you have to tell me is "stay in school"? 144 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,781 You're in control of your future, Eric. 145 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,700 You just need to ask yourself, 146 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:08,034 "Who will be the people 147 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:10,954 "still making money in the Al-driven future?" 148 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:13,790 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) 149 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,041 What the-- What the fuck? 150 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:19,254 (TOOL CLICKING) 151 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,257 Could you hurry it up, please? 152 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:23,592 I kind of need to get back to work. 153 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:26,678 Well, looks like you got a short in the outlet there. 154 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,889 I'd have to get a new outlet at Home Depot. 155 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:31,266 I can probably come change it on the 28th. 156 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:33,226 28th? No, no, no, look. 157 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:35,520 I'll give you a 100 bucks to get this done today. 158 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:37,814 I already got a feller giving me thousands 159 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,900 to fix his toilet this afternoon. 160 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:41,902 Thousands? I can't afford that. 161 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:43,778 Free therapy sessions. 162 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:46,239 How about we trade? You do the handiwork for me, 163 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:48,617 and I'll give you five free therapy sessions! 164 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,118 Oh, no, thanks. 165 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:54,706 I do all my therapy on the Al Freudbot app. 166 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:00,921 ANNOUNCER: This is South Park Breaking News. 167 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:03,089 Shocking developments in the country today, 168 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:06,176 it appears that nobody knows how to do shit anymore. 169 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,887 Our own Chris Martins is live on the scene. 170 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:11,056 Tom, I'm standing in my bathroom 171 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:14,267 where the new tile for my shower has yet to be installed. 172 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:17,354 As you can see, the tile has started to peel off in places. 173 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,440 Now the handyman was supposed to come days ago to fix it, 174 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,359 but he claims to have better offers 175 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,778 from other white-collar workers like me 176 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:27,405 whose practical know-how has atrophied. 177 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:29,366 It appears we've all screwed ourselves 178 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,993 by relying on technology and Al. 179 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:37,832 (PHONE CHIMES) 180 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:41,586 Hey, Siri, how do you fix a broken oven door? 181 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:44,673 SIRI: Here's what I found from reference.com. 182 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:47,759 Undo any screws that hold the hinges in position, 183 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:49,761 pull the door upward and then outwards 184 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:51,763 to detach hinges from the oven. 185 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:53,765 Insert the new hinge into the hinge holes 186 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:56,059 and secure the hinges with screws. 187 00:07:57,394 --> 00:08:00,730 Hey, Siri, okay, can you do that for me? 188 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,149 - (PHONE CHIMES) - Can I do what for you? 189 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:05,318 Can you fix my oven door for me? 190 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:06,403 It's broken. 191 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:08,822 - (PHONE CHIMES) - / cannot do that 192 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,824 because I do not have arms. 193 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:12,993 You will need to call a handyman. 194 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:15,412 The handyman isn't available. 195 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:16,663 He's all, like, rich now 196 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:19,541 and I fucking rely on him to keep everything working here! 197 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:22,794 - (PHONE CHIMES) - l am unable to fix an oven door. 198 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:24,796 Oh, well, hey, Siri, 199 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:28,341 I thought Al was supposed to be this amazing, scary advancement 200 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:29,676 that could, like, do anything. 201 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,594 Hey, Randy, the oven door in the kitchen 202 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,471 - still isn't... - I am working on it! 203 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:37,267 Hey, Siri, all the handymen are rich 204 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:40,145 and I can't afford them anymore, so what do I do? 205 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:41,229 (PHONE CHIMES) 206 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:43,690 Perhaps you could find an unlicensed worker 207 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:46,359 who does small day jobs for cash. 208 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:49,112 You mean like those broke-ass illegal immigrants 209 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:50,697 down at Home Depot? 210 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,782 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said it that way. 211 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:54,909 Hey, Siri, you mean like those 212 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:57,370 broke-ass illegal immigrants down at Home Depot? 213 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:58,580 - (PHONE CHIMES) - Yes. 214 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:01,374 There are often people sitting out front of Home Depot 215 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,543 waiting to be hired for work. 216 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,545 Yeah. Those guys. 217 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:08,757 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 218 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:12,802 Hey, Kenny, can we talk to you? 219 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:14,429 Sure, guys, what's up? 220 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:16,389 Well, Clyde says that you told Tammy Mullins 221 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,892 he was gonna fart on her in P.E., so she didn't show up. 222 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:20,769 Yeah, I might have told her. 223 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:22,812 Well, Kenny, everyone was really looking forward to that. 224 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:23,897 Why did you ruin it? 225 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:26,691 I told you guys, I think Tammy Mullins has sweet fucking knockers. 226 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,485 CARTMAN: You guys! You guys! 227 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:31,446 Something super crazy is happening, you guys. 228 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:32,947 You went on a diet? 229 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,491 This is serious, Kyle! 230 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:36,409 At first, they were just dreams, 231 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,745 but now I feel like I'm actually changing. 232 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:41,289 Why would I be having visions that I'm a diverse woman? 233 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,041 Because you're a fat, racist piece of shit? 234 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,543 God damn it, I'm not fat, I'm just shamed for my body 235 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:47,712 in a world where white men decide what's beautiful. 236 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:49,589 (GASPS) What the fuck was that? 237 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:52,550 Why would I say that? I don't say that. You see? 238 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:55,053 This is happening to all of us, you guys. 239 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:57,013 You might think everything is okay. 240 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,599 But Disney is gonna get ya. 241 00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:01,351 Kathleen Kennedy's gonna get ya. 242 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,229 Disney and Kathleen Kennedy are gonna get ya. 243 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:05,730 (SCREAMING) 244 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:08,650 I don't think that what I'm experiencing are dreams. 245 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,610 I think that what I'm seeing are windows 246 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,070 into alternate universes. 247 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,197 Yeah, okay, I'm out. 248 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,116 It's true, Kyle, 249 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:17,742 there could be other universes with other versions of... 250 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,911 Everyone's sick of the stupid multiverse, Cartman. 251 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:21,955 It's not stupid, it's totally possible, 252 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,123 and if you can't... 253 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:24,958 (MUFFLED) Kyle? Kyle? 254 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,502 I swear, the multiverse is just an excuse for lazy writing. 255 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:29,254 - Kyle! - Yeah, it's like every damn movie now. 256 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:30,463 Kyle, what is this? 257 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,590 You might wanna listen to him, Kyle! 258 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,300 Kyle, you gotta help me! 259 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:35,426 Help me, Kyle! 260 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:36,970 (SCREAMING) Kyle! 261 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:53,862 (WHISTLES) Hey! 262 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,363 Hey, I need a worker! 263 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,323 - Is that a handyman? - There's one! 264 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:58,741 - (ALL CLAMORING) - Hey, you wanna trade? 265 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:00,076 What the fuck? 266 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:02,120 Randy! You know how to do stuff, right? 267 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:04,164 I gotta get the radiant heat installed in my house 268 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,749 and I'm offering free legal advice in exchange. 269 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,334 You need a reporter? 270 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,795 I'll report the news to you if you fix my shower tile! 271 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:13,131 How about a computer programmer? I can do coding! 272 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:14,841 Insurance broker? Insurance broker? 273 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,676 What the hell are you guys doing here? 274 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,845 We're trying to get a handyman to do stuff for us. 275 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,972 You know how to install radiant heat or not? 276 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:24,517 No, I need some broke-ass immigrants to fix my oven door. 277 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:26,060 - (ALL GROANING) - Dang it. 278 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:28,104 Hey! Here comes a different handyman! 279 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:33,526 (WHISTLES) Hey, anyone wanna make a bunch of money? 280 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:36,362 I need four workers who know how to use a power saw. 281 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:40,241 I'll do lawyer work if you install my radiant heat! 282 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:42,076 I've got skills in human resources. 283 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,328 Let's work something out! 284 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:46,664 No, I need guys who know how to work a power saw. 285 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:52,128 None of you know how to work a power saw? Jesus Christ. 286 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,342 What universe is this? 287 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,063 Yo, Kenny, we gotta ask you something. 288 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:12,941 Are you, like, in love with Tammy Mullins? 289 00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:15,568 I'm not in love with her, I just like her knockers. 290 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:18,529 Okay, well, why would you protect someone from getting farted on 291 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:20,740 unless there were some real feelings there? 292 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,909 Dude, I said I was sorry, okay? 293 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:25,536 You guys! You guys! 294 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,497 Something really weird is going on! 295 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,416 I keep having the same dream that I'm a fat little white boy. 296 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,086 You ain't white, but you definitely fat. 297 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,671 This is serious, Kyle! 298 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,632 It's more than a dream, it's becoming, like, real now. 299 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,425 I keep seeing all of you 300 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,511 being replaced by little white motherfuckers! 301 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:44,138 Well, maybe you should try not being so racist, Cartman. 302 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:46,599 You can't be racist towards white people, Stan! 303 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:49,602 They all honky-ass bitches! You know what this is? 304 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,063 I think this is some alternate universe shit. 305 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,108 Yeah, right, you just acting crazy 306 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,693 ‘cause you wanna get sent home from school. 307 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,278 No, I'm not, Kyle! 308 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,071 Yeah, bitch, you just wanna get sent home 309 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:01,781 sO you can play Baldur's Gate 3. 310 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,450 (GASPS, YELLS) 311 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:06,911 (YELLING) 312 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,204 (GRUNTS) 313 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,749 What the fuck? 314 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,419 Oh, my God, it's all real. 315 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,505 Whatever you're doing, Cartman, we ain't buyin' it. 316 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:20,341 Stay away from me! You aren't my friends! Do you understand? 317 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,802 Is that supposed to be Cartman? 318 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,637 It ain't Cartman but it's still fat. 319 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,347 Just more like little round and fat. 320 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,391 Yeah, like Tammy Mullins' knockers. 321 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:29,642 Kenny! Bruh. 322 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,352 Chill with the knockers. Man! 323 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:33,938 No... 324 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:36,566 No! 325 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,694 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 326 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,362 Okay, so Clyde says 327 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,072 he can probably try to fart on Tammy Mullins again 328 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,157 during fourth period. 329 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,075 But this time, Kenny has to keep his mouth shut. 330 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,244 It's fine! I won't say anything, fine! 331 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,455 He's gonna say something, he's totally in love with her. 332 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:51,664 No, I'm not! 333 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,583 You guys! You guys! 334 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,668 Holy shit, you guys, I fuckin' told you! 335 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,087 I fuckin' told you this was happening, didn't I? 336 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:00,506 Told us what was happening? 337 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:02,342 I told you I was having all these dreams 338 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,634 that I was a fat little white boy 339 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:05,678 and you guys were all white boys, too, and now look! 340 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,138 Y'all actually turned into ‘em! 341 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,558 - Do we know you? - I'm Cartman. 342 00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:13,478 And you're Kyle, and you're Stan, and you're fucking Kenny. 343 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,313 Only it's a parallel, alternated universe, 344 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,606 and y'all have been replaced. 345 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:18,858 Uh, okay, cool, lady. 346 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,485 We gotta get to class. 347 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,278 Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no. 348 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,946 You guys are gonna listen to me this time. 349 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,448 I need help! 350 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:27,825 Cartman's just messing with us. 351 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,160 Fuck you, Kyle! 352 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,787 This is serious, you fuckin' butt-fucker! 353 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,623 Yeah, listen, lady, we really gotta get going. 354 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,876 Will you guys fucking listen to me? I'm Cartman! 355 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,545 You're not Cartman and multiple universes are stupid. 356 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,215 Oh, God damn it! 357 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,594 Tom, I'm still here live at the scene. 358 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,805 Dozens of white-collar workers are gathered 359 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:52,016 hoping to get the attention of just one handyman. 360 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,810 It's a scene of desperation 361 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:57,105 and a reminder of where our country's economy is headed. 362 00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,899 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO) 363 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:02,610 - Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hey, over here! - (ALL CLAMORING) 364 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,573 Hey, hey! Excuse me, you're a handyman, right? 365 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,784 Can I get you to come look at my oven door? 366 00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:12,203 I can trade you services. 367 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:13,830 I have geology skills. 368 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,707 Could you come fix my door and I'll give you some geology? 369 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:19,752 Hey, why don't you guys get outta here? 370 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:22,588 You're making the Home Depot look all shitty. 371 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,926 Fuckin' rich assholes. 372 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,594 - (ALL GRUMBLING) - Ugh, sucks. 373 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:29,720 Aw, man. 374 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,223 Boy, I wish I knew how to fix stuff. 375 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,433 I'd be rich, too. 376 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,852 I could know how to fix stuff! 377 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,813 The problem is when I could have been learning how to fix stuff, 378 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,857 I went to fucking college instead! 379 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,400 Hey, yeah, he's right. 380 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:45,027 We all went to college, and where did it get us? 381 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,530 Yeah, I'm still paying off my college loans. 382 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:50,450 Yeah, so am I! Now I don't know how to do anything 383 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:54,078 ‘cause I got suckered into going to college and learning stupid geology 384 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,330 that anyone can know ‘cause of goddamn Al! 385 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:57,748 Yeah, fuck college! 386 00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,750 Let's go get our fucking money back! 387 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,627 - OTHERS: Yeah! - Yeah! Fuck college! 388 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,254 - Come on, let's go! - (ALL CLAMORING) 389 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,632 (CLAMORING CONTINUES) 390 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,635 - Stupid college! - You wasted our time! 391 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:12,805 - Fuck you, college! - Piece of shit college! 392 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,348 Hey, hey, college! 393 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,726 You know what you are? You're a scam! 394 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,561 College is a scam! 395 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,062 - (ALL CHEERING) ALL: Yeah! 396 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,314 Yeah, that's right! 397 00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:22,482 Yeah, hey, college! 398 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,192 Here's my student loan bill, 399 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:26,027 that I'm still paying off! 400 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,488 Well, guess what, I'm not paying it! 401 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,324 - Yeah! - We don't owe you nothing! 402 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,201 - No way! - RANDY: Guess what, college? 403 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:36,662 We don't owe you money, you owe us money! 404 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:37,955 OTHERS: Yeah! 405 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,582 Yeah, that's right! 406 00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,294 You think you can just sit there 407 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:46,631 and not even respond to us, college? Okay! 408 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,509 You aren't going to destroy any more lives! 409 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,344 All right, bring in the catapult. 410 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,720 Bring in the catapult! 411 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:55,139 OTHERS: Yeah! MAN: Yeah, that's right! 412 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:57,016 (GRUNTING) 413 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:03,105 - What's that? - That's the catapult. 414 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,609 Well, but it's still in the box. 415 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,070 Yeah, somebody's gotta put it together. 416 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:10,988 Well, how are we gonna... 417 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:12,365 Hang on, college! 418 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:15,284 How're we gonna break the college if the catapult is still in the box? 419 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:16,911 It's okay, we called the handyman. 420 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,371 He's gonna build it for us. 421 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,790 (SONG PLAYING ON CAR STEREO) 422 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,713 Hello, gentlemen, what seems to be the problem? 423 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,549 Oh! Oh! 424 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,342 You said you couldn't work today. 425 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,219 You're supposed to fix my oven door! 426 00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:34,929 I've got a lot of jobs there, buddy. 427 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,222 This one paid the most today. 428 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:39,308 We all pooled together and offered him $20,000. 429 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,353 $20,000? What the fuck are you guys doing? 430 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,564 You're gonna make him totally impossible now! 431 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,108 (PHONE BEEPS) 432 00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,652 All right, send Broflovski, Marsh, and McCormick 433 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:50,861 into my office, please. 434 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:53,823 Aw, what the hell? 435 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:54,907 Sit down, boys. 436 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,159 One of our students here says you've been treating them unfairly. 437 00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,037 - Treating who unfairly? - We didn't do anything! 438 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,455 We're just minding our own business 439 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,040 and she keeps saying she's Eric Cartman! 440 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,168 Okay. And what's wrong with that? 441 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:10,214 What's wrong is it doesn't make any sense. 442 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,258 Okay, I see. 443 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,093 There's a diverse female where Cartman used to be 444 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,177 and you don't like that. 445 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:17,346 It's not that we don't like it, it's... 446 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,681 Don't you think that's weird? 447 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,433 I don't see a problem with it at all. 448 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,435 And if you boys don't think Eric can be a Black woman, 449 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,020 then maybe the problem is you. 450 00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:26,689 What? 451 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,065 You think it's perfectly normal 452 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,525 that Cartman is suddenly a Black woman? 453 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,611 You probably don't like that Indiana Jones got replaced 454 00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:32,695 by a female either, huh? 455 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,739 You probably have a problem with Black Spider-Man, too. 456 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,574 No! Miles Morales is sweet. 457 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:39,493 That's a whole constructed thing with its own character and narrative! 458 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:42,622 This is just taking Cartman, same old Cartman, 459 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,206 and putting a Black woman in it. 460 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,542 Well, you know what I think about that, Kyle? 461 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:47,877 Hold on. Hold on. 462 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,545 (FARTS, LAUGHS) 463 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,297 That's what I think about that, Kyle! (LAUGHS) 464 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,381 God damn it, Cartman! 465 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,924 Dude, what the fuck is going on? 466 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,384 I'll tell you what's going on. 467 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,637 You boys feel that your white culture is being threatened 468 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,430 and so you're lashing out with racism. 469 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,307 And if you say anything more about 470 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,225 a Black woman Cartman not making any sense, 471 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,019 then you can all just have three weeks' detention! 472 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,395 Now get out of my office! 473 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:07,521 God damn it! 474 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:10,274 (LAUGHS) Fuck you, Kyle. You have to help me! 475 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,401 How's that fart feeling on your face right now? 476 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,486 KYLE: Shut up! 477 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:16,322 CARTMAN: Na-na-na-na-na. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. 478 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,407 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 479 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,619 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 480 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,080 (CARTMAN GROANING) 481 00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,751 And we both told Clyde, "Okay, you can try to fart 482 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,711 "on Tammy Mullins later. Kenny won't tell her." 483 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:31,796 And guess what? 484 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,547 This little motherfucker does it again! 485 00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:36,008 I'm sorry. She hypnotized me. 486 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,010 Everyone's trying to enjoy themselves, dude. 487 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,762 Why do you keep fucking it up? 488 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,514 Hey, who's the fat little white boy? 489 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,849 Who knows? White heterosexual males 490 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,309 think they're welcome anywhere. 491 00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:48,187 - (GROANING) (DOOR OPENS) 492 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,940 Okay, children, let's take our seats. 493 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,818 Today, we're going to talk more about female exclusion 494 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,319 in the male patriarchy. 495 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,321 (GROANING) 496 00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,449 Uh, Butters, who is that sitting next to you? 497 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,034 Oh, I don't know, ma'am. 498 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,786 I think it's supposed to be Eric. 499 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,329 I am Eric! 500 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,707 All Cartman cares about is playing Baldur's Gate 3. 501 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,792 So the bitch did a switcheroo with Spanky here. 502 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,585 That is not what's going on! 503 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,921 And I am not going to sit here and be insulted anymore! 504 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,589 I am a respected citizen in my universe 505 00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,967 and I demand to speak to someone with authority! 506 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:20,094 - (RADIO STATIC) - OFFICER: Is there a problem here? 507 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,473 No! 508 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,017 (TOOL WHIRRING) 509 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:31,981 Eight years. 510 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,942 Eight years I spent wasting time at stupid college 511 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,944 when I could have been learning how to do stuff. 512 00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:40,614 All the time we spent memorizing, studying, for what? 513 00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:44,160 Anyone gets any info they want with the touch of a button now. 514 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,579 All right, I think she's ready to go. 515 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,456 It's ready! It's ready! 516 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:51,417 Okay, okay, aim it at the center of the school. 517 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,918 How do we fire it? 518 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,129 There's a big red button here. Should I press it? 519 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:56,338 Yeah, yeah, let 'er rip! 520 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,681 - Yeah! Yeah! - (ALL CHEERING) 521 00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,516 Yeah, take that, college! 522 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,019 Let's see them ignore that! 523 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,021 I can't wait to see what they do now. 524 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:14,064 - Yeah! - Yeah! 525 00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,025 Hey, hey, wait, what's that? 526 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,741 Hey! Hey, no, you son of a bitch! 527 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,703 GERALD: He's just gonna fix the glass! 528 00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:28,954 Ugh! 529 00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:30,873 You fucking give these billionaires your money 530 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:33,626 and then another billionaire just comes and profits off of that. 531 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,669 Society is so fucked up! 532 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,596 Something is wrong with the universe. 533 00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:46,806 Our stocks are down 534 00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:48,974 and every Disney movie this year has failed! 535 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:50,726 We don't understand it, sir. 536 00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:53,145 We keep making the same movie over and over 537 00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:55,731 and pandering to everyone, but suddenly it's not working. 538 00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:58,526 Then we've got to pander harder! 539 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,945 Look, I don't want to have to say it, 540 00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:03,197 but I think the problem is Kathleen Kennedy. 541 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:08,244 Kathleen Kennedy has made studios a lot of money. 542 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,789 Yes, before. But you have to admit, something's changed. 543 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,250 For weeks now, she's been completely different. 544 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,919 - It's true. - What if 545 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,255 this is a different Kathleen Kennedy? 546 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:22,591 What are you saying, Rick? 547 00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:24,593 I'm just saying isn't it possible 548 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,304 that we here at Disney pandered so much 549 00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:29,849 that we've opened a doorway to the Panderverse. 550 00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:33,435 The Panderverse is just a theory! 551 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:36,397 And yet we do have the Panderstone downstairs. 552 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,859 It's possible that someone has tampered with it somehow. 553 00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,735 Well, she's on her way in right now. 554 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,529 If you wanna tell Kathleen Kennedy 555 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:45,531 you think she's from an alternate universe, 556 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:48,492 because we misused the Panderstone, go right ahead! 557 00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:50,578 (DOOR CREAKING OPEN) 558 00:22:57,585 --> 00:22:59,003 Is there a problem, people? 559 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,798 No problem at all, Mrs. Kennedy. 560 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:04,717 We were just discussing ideas 561 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,552 of what to do with the new Prince Eric movie. 562 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,721 Put a chick in it, make her gay! 563 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,098 Uh, yes, Mrs. Kennedy, 564 00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:13,225 uh, some of the execs are just 565 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:15,936 - expressing that maybe... - Well, that maybe we should go 566 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:18,397 a different route than we did with Indiana Jones. 567 00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:19,607 Fuck Indiana Jones! 568 00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:21,775 Put a chick in it and make her lame and gay! 569 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,070 Sure. Yeah. 570 00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:27,364 Well, let's try that again. 571 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:33,829 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 572 00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:37,708 And then, and then there was, like, this ball 573 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:40,961 and then Eric floated up into this portal and disappeared! 574 00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:42,588 I don't care what you saw, Butters, 575 00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:45,716 there's gotta be a better explanation than just the stupid multiverse. 576 00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:47,384 Some multiverse stuff is cool. 577 00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:49,053 Yeah, it can be cool for, like, one movie. 578 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:51,013 Now it's just this cheap device that people use 579 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,848 to breathe life into tired franchises. 580 00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:54,391 What are you guys talking about? 581 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,268 (SLURPING) 582 00:23:57,269 --> 00:24:00,022 Uh, we were just talking about how amazing this all is. 583 00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:02,983 Okay, I've been trying to think about what we should do, you guys. 584 00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:04,443 I think I know how to make everything right, 585 00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:06,612 but we're gonna need a really powerful computer. 586 00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:08,197 Are you gonna eat your brownie, Kenny? 587 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,448 Yeah, I'm gonna eat my brownie! 588 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,533 Okay, fine, so we'll take you to the computer lab. 589 00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:14,370 No, no, no, no, for this, we gotta get a really powerful system. 590 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,705 Is Kyle's mom still a big fat bitch in this universe? 591 00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:19,041 What? My mom's not a bitch. 592 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:21,251 Well, I mean, she is kind of bitchy. 593 00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:22,711 She's a big dumb bitch, huh? 594 00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:24,880 What does calling my mom a bitch have to do with anything? 595 00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:27,216 Because we could fake a letter from Kyle's mom 596 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,385 giving Kyle permission to use her credit card number 597 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,720 to buy all the stuff we need at Best Buy. 598 00:24:31,845 --> 00:24:34,723 I mean, PC Principal did say we have to help him. 599 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,684 Her. Them. It. 600 00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:38,811 That's the dumbest idea ever! 601 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:40,938 I don't even know what my mom's credit number is! 602 00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:43,524 Eight, seven, one, five, three, two, seven, 603 00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:45,693 four, nine, two, two, one, zero, zero, seven. 604 00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:47,361 I use it all the time. 605 00:24:57,579 --> 00:24:59,373 OFFICER 1: All right. Full name? 606 00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:02,960 What is your name, sir? 607 00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:05,963 I told them already my name is Eric Cartman. 608 00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:08,173 We know Eric Cartman, okay? 609 00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:10,968 Eric Cartman is in here all the time getting in trouble. 610 00:25:11,093 --> 00:25:12,845 That's because I'm from a different universe! 611 00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:14,304 How many times do I have to tell you people? 612 00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:15,931 The Disney company tried to use their platform 613 00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:18,058 to bring about social change and I got fucked. 614 00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:21,645 Hey, Chief. Chief, you gotta hear this one. 615 00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:23,397 What is it, Johnston? 616 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,732 Aw, God. 617 00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:26,900 This little white boy claims he's actually 618 00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:28,569 from a different universe. 619 00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:29,820 Is that so? 620 00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:32,573 All right, honky, what kind of narcotics are you on? 621 00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:33,991 Did you do a cavity search? 622 00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:35,743 Have you even said what you've arrested me for? 623 00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:38,078 I come from a place where this is extremely inappropriate. 624 00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:40,539 - OFFICER 2: Chief! Hey, Chief! - Yeah? 625 00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:42,708 There's some crazy white lady downstairs 626 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:44,793 freakin' out and saying she needs to talk to you. 627 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,045 More honkies? 628 00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:47,880 What is this, a Taylor Swift concert? 629 00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:50,049 Tell the nice lady I'll see her after I'm done 630 00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:51,633 with "Eric Cartman" here. 631 00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:53,135 Well, that's just it, Chief. 632 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:55,512 She's sayin' she's looking for an Eric Cartman. 633 00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:57,389 Says her name is Kathleen Kennedy. 634 00:25:58,182 --> 00:26:00,142 Kathleen Kennedy? No! 635 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,394 She's gonna try to change me, too! I'm the only one left! 636 00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:05,189 - Hey, get back here. - She's gonna get me! 637 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:06,315 (GRUNTS) 638 00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:10,694 - (ALL CLAMORING) - Tom, I'm standing outside 639 00:26:10,778 --> 00:26:13,864 the South Park Country Club where protestors have gathered 640 00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:16,325 to point out the unfairness in our economy. 641 00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:18,827 The White House says they're doing all they can, 642 00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:20,454 but it's been several days now 643 00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:23,332 and my bathroom tile still is not installed. 644 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:26,585 Yeah, that's right. You see, the whole system is rigged. 645 00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:29,379 You've got people like us who just need our stuff fixed, 646 00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:31,298 and meanwhile, there's these billionaires 647 00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:32,674 that have all the control! 648 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,927 Did you know that if just one of these billionaires 649 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,178 - spread their wealth... - (PHONE RINGING) 650 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:37,930 ...it would mean thousands to every per... 651 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,932 - (RINGING CONTINUES) - It would mean thousands to every... 652 00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:41,266 Sorry, hang on, just a second. 653 00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:42,392 Yeah? 654 00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:44,728 Hey, Ran, the oven door still isn't shutting right. 655 00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:46,730 Yeah, I'm working on it, Sharon! 656 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:49,024 I'm actually working on it right now! 657 00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:50,776 Hey, one of them's coming out! 658 00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:51,860 (ALL CLAMORING) 659 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:53,946 Please, just glance at my water pressure! 660 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:56,281 REPORTER: Mr. Fix It, can you please tell us why 661 00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:58,242 you haven't been responding to people's calls? 662 00:26:58,325 --> 00:27:01,245 Well, I've just been busy with my various assets. 663 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:04,540 You see, I've been trying to acquire some social media platforms. 664 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,166 I just bought Instagram. 665 00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:09,461 What? The country needs stuff fixed. 666 00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:11,213 Why the fuck are you out buying Instagram? 667 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:12,714 (TIRES SCREECH) 668 00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:17,803 Hey, did you just outbid me to acquire Instagram? 669 00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:19,304 Yeah, I outbid you. 670 00:27:19,388 --> 00:27:21,932 I own Instagram now and you don't. 671 00:27:22,015 --> 00:27:23,475 Oh, yeah? Well, I just acquired 672 00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:25,769 the entire Bloomberg Media company! 673 00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:27,688 Oh, yeah? Well, I can kick your ass. 674 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:29,314 You wanna fight me MMA? 675 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:31,150 Yeah, I'll fight you MMA, let's do it. 676 00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:32,943 What the hell are they doing now? 677 00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:34,528 I'm just gonna make a company 678 00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:35,904 and I'm gonna fly to space! 679 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:38,240 I bet I can get to space before you do! 680 00:27:38,866 --> 00:27:40,909 (GRUNTS) Fuck these guys! 681 00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:49,042 She has all the right things in her purse. 682 00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:51,211 Her driver's license says "Kathleen Kennedy," 683 00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:53,130 she has "Kathleen Kennedy" credit cards. 684 00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:56,008 This is definitely all the same makeup Mrs. Kennedy uses. 685 00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:58,886 I mean, according to this, she really is Kathleen Kennedy. 686 00:27:59,052 --> 00:28:01,638 Or Kathleen Kennedy from another universe. 687 00:28:01,722 --> 00:28:03,390 That's enough! Please! 688 00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:05,350 We're not going to waste our time 689 00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:07,436 chasing after wild scientific theories! 690 00:28:07,603 --> 00:28:08,770 Well, we have to do something. 691 00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:11,023 Kathleen Kennedy is down on set right now 692 00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:12,482 ruining the new Bambi movie! 693 00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:15,277 Put a diverse woman in it, make it lame! 694 00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:18,572 But Mrs. Kennedy, Bambi's a baby deer. 695 00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:21,408 Fuck baby deer! Put a chick in it, make her gay! 696 00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:24,203 You guys, you better come take a look at this. 697 00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:27,289 I don't think we are dealing with our Kathleen Kennedy. 698 00:28:27,414 --> 00:28:29,374 I took images of Mrs. Kennedy 699 00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:32,002 and put them against images of her from a few months ago. 700 00:28:32,085 --> 00:28:34,755 With Al, we could detect the smallest irregularities. 701 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:35,881 Take a look. 702 00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:42,137 ROBOTIC VOICE: Different, different, different. 703 00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:47,476 All right. What do we know about the Panderverse? 704 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:50,646 I'm afraid we know frighteningly little. 705 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:53,065 The only thing we know for sure 706 00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:56,235 is that if a portal were somehow opened with the Panderstone, 707 00:28:56,318 --> 00:28:59,279 then both universes eventually will collide, 708 00:28:59,363 --> 00:29:03,075 leading to a level of pandering we can't even fathom. 709 00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:04,785 That we know for sure. Yes. 710 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:08,080 IGER: Then we have to get everyone back to the right universe... 711 00:29:08,789 --> 00:29:10,958 before it's complete pandermonium. 712 00:29:23,804 --> 00:29:25,847 Okay, Kenny, switch on the power supply. 713 00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:27,140 (SWITCH CLICKS) 714 00:29:27,224 --> 00:29:28,976 Stan, make sure we've got ethernet. 715 00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:30,435 - All good. - All right, 716 00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:32,104 - let's just hope this works. - (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 717 00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:33,855 Oh, man, what the hell? 718 00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:36,358 Dude, Kyle, what is up with your Internet speed? 719 00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:38,443 Go tell your parents to upgrade your Internet speed. 720 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:39,736 No! 721 00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:41,446 Kyle, I know you're afraid of your mom 722 00:29:41,530 --> 00:29:43,532 ‘cause she's a fat bitch, but we have to do this. 723 00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:45,117 Stop calling my mom a bitch! 724 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,201 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 725 00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:48,453 Kyle! I just got an alert 726 00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:50,872 that someone used my credit card at Best Buy? 727 00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:54,334 Oh, hello, Mrs. Broflovski. 728 00:29:54,418 --> 00:29:56,795 My goodness, you're looking nice today. 729 00:29:57,671 --> 00:29:58,714 What? 730 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,301 You know, credit card fraud is very serious, Mrs. Broflovski. 731 00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:04,344 You should call your Internet company right away 732 00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:06,763 and up your speed and make sure you're protected. 733 00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:09,641 Really? Kyle, who is this? 734 00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:11,893 Oh, haven't you heard, Mom? 735 00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:13,145 We're in a multiverse, 736 00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:15,022 and this is supposed to be Eric Cartman. 737 00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:17,566 Oh, okay, I'm fine with that. 738 00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:19,818 I better go call the Internet company. 739 00:30:19,901 --> 00:30:21,278 What do you mean, you're fine with that? 740 00:30:21,403 --> 00:30:23,405 I think all this stuff is great, Kyle. 741 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:26,283 And what "all stuff" is that, exactly? 742 00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:29,828 (LAUGHS) It worked! She's gonna call the Internet company. 743 00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:32,372 Your mom is such a dumb bitch, Kyle! 744 00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:33,623 Shut up, Cartman! 745 00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:37,502 (SINGING) Lu-lu-lu, I got some apples 746 00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:41,423 Lu-lu-lu, you got some, too 747 00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:45,010 Lu-lu-lu Let's make some applesauce 748 00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:46,345 - Butters. - (YELLS) 749 00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:47,596 Butters! Butters, listen to me. 750 00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:50,098 - It's me, Eric. - You-- You-- You're not Eric! 751 00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:51,516 Yes, I am Eric Cartman, Butters. 752 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,101 Kathleen Kennedy is trying to get me. 753 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,770 She won't stop until her master plan is complete. 754 00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:57,939 I'm not supposed to have anyone in my room, I'm grounded! 755 00:30:58,065 --> 00:31:00,192 Butters, Disney is going to get me. They already got you! 756 00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:01,610 (GASPS) They did? 757 00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:03,236 We are in this together, Butters. 758 00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:04,988 You have to keep me safe until I can figure out 759 00:31:05,072 --> 00:31:07,824 - how we're gonna... - (KNOCK ON DOOR) 760 00:31:07,908 --> 00:31:09,659 She's here! Butters, don't let her get me. 761 00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:10,744 (KNOCKING CONTINUES) 762 00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:12,496 VOICE: Butters? 763 00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:16,041 Butters! Why didn't you answer this door? 764 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:17,918 Oh! Hey, Dad. 765 00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:20,796 What are you doing up here? And why do you look so scared? 766 00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:24,633 Oh, I'm not scared, I'm just having fun. 767 00:31:24,758 --> 00:31:25,759 Well, no having fun. 768 00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:28,387 You are grounded. Start being more miserable. 769 00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:31,139 - Dad? - Yes, Butters? 770 00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:33,392 Uh, could you check under my bed 771 00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:35,644 and make sure Kathleen Kennedy isn't there? 772 00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:38,105 Butters, what have I told you about being more mature? 773 00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:41,775 I can assure you, Kathleen Kennedy is not under your bed! 774 00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:45,654 (MUFFLED GROANING) 775 00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:47,656 (BOTH SCREAMING) 776 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:48,990 That's fucking Kathleen Kennedy! 777 00:31:49,074 --> 00:31:50,867 - Right fucking there! - (BOTH SCREAMING) 778 00:31:52,119 --> 00:31:53,870 You. Come here. 779 00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:55,831 No, no, no, no, no! 780 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,249 (GRUNTING) 781 00:31:58,333 --> 00:31:59,960 No, no! No, no, no! 782 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,013 (SPUTTERS) 783 00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:15,392 Well, Shelly, 784 00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:17,352 we need to talk about your future. 785 00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:20,647 You see, there's very few people at the top these days. 786 00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:23,358 Al can do everything better than we can, 787 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:25,527 except for stuff that requires arms. 788 00:32:27,529 --> 00:32:28,989 I don't want you to end up 789 00:32:29,072 --> 00:32:31,741 a deadbeat loser who goes to college, Shelly. 790 00:32:31,825 --> 00:32:33,535 You need to stay out of school, 791 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:36,079 and instead, go out and be taught real skills 792 00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:39,374 that will still be profitable in this post-Al universe. 793 00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:42,711 So what you do is you take out your phone 794 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:45,213 and you call the handyman, 795 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:48,133 and see if those rich people will have any internships 796 00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:50,010 or training programs available for you. 797 00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:51,094 (PHONE BEEPS) 798 00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:55,265 (PANEL BEEPING) 799 00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:59,936 - (BEEP) - Handyman Service, how can I help you? 800 00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:02,814 RANDY: Yeah, hi, it's Randy Marsh. I was wondering 801 00:33:02,898 --> 00:33:05,484 if you might have any internships available for my daughter... 802 00:33:05,567 --> 00:33:07,402 Hey! What in tarnation? 803 00:33:07,569 --> 00:33:10,113 I told you I'd beat you, you son' bitch! 804 00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:13,325 You ain't beatin' me! Turn up them thrusters! 805 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,327 My galactic cruiser's bigger than yours! 806 00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:16,411 H-- Hello? 807 00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:19,122 - Get out of my way, you little pecker! - Hello? Never mind. 808 00:33:19,206 --> 00:33:21,791 The rich people are all just fucking around in space. 809 00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:25,128 (RUMBLING) 810 00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:27,631 What the hell was that? 811 00:33:27,756 --> 00:33:30,800 I'm getting significantly strong readings from the Panderstone. 812 00:33:31,051 --> 00:33:32,928 Mr. Iger. We may have a solution. 813 00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:35,764 If this Kathleen Kennedy here is from somewhere else, 814 00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:38,767 then there has to be a match for her somewhere in our universe. 815 00:33:39,309 --> 00:33:40,352 So what we can do 816 00:33:40,477 --> 00:33:43,480 is use an Al program that can take every image 817 00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:46,316 ever put on the Internet to try and find a match to our image. 818 00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:49,694 ROBOTIC VOICE: Different, different, different, 819 00:33:49,778 --> 00:33:51,738 different, different, different, different, 820 00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:53,949 different, different, different... 821 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,200 Same. 822 00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:57,577 IGER: Eric Cartman. 823 00:33:57,661 --> 00:33:59,162 South Park Elementary. 824 00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:01,164 Evans, Mallory, come with me. 825 00:34:01,289 --> 00:34:03,500 The rest of you, don't let Kathleen Kennedy 826 00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:04,751 find out what we're up to. 827 00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:07,587 It's okay, we're keeping Mrs. Kennedy distracted. 828 00:34:07,671 --> 00:34:09,923 We've sent her away to have lunch at Spago. 829 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,926 (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 830 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:18,056 There you are, Mrs. Kennedy, the linguini and clam sauce. 831 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:19,182 Uh, excuse me? 832 00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:20,725 I believe I asked you to put a chick in this 833 00:34:20,809 --> 00:34:21,810 and make her gay? 834 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:25,730 Uh, yes, the chef was a little confused what you meant by that. 835 00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:28,275 It means put a chick in the linguini 836 00:34:28,358 --> 00:34:30,110 and make her fucking gay! 837 00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:32,988 And I want it lame! 838 00:34:38,868 --> 00:34:40,662 (SCREAMING) 839 00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:43,582 She's gonna get me! She's gonna get me! 840 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:45,875 (HORN BLARING) 841 00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:48,587 (SCREAMING) 842 00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:51,881 No, no, no, no, no! 843 00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:57,262 Hey, who's that, Ned? 844 00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:58,847 I'm not sure. 845 00:34:59,014 --> 00:35:00,348 No! 846 00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:03,435 (PANTING) 847 00:35:03,977 --> 00:35:05,353 There he is! Get him! 848 00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:06,980 (SCREAMING) 849 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,526 (PANTING) 850 00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:15,947 No. Oh, my God, please, no! 851 00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:19,743 No! 852 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:21,286 Which way did they go? 853 00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:23,455 (GASPS) 854 00:35:24,164 --> 00:35:26,207 We have to work together. 855 00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:28,752 Fuck you, Kathleen Kennedy! Stay away, you fuckin' bitch! 856 00:35:28,877 --> 00:35:31,838 I'm in the same situation you are, Eric! 857 00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:36,885 I know you're in the wrong universe. 858 00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:38,803 Soam I. 859 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:49,898 Well, there's no other way to put it. 860 00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:51,399 They have us over a barrel. 861 00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:55,737 We give these billionaires all our money, rely on them, 862 00:35:56,571 --> 00:35:58,740 and so they can do whatever they want. 863 00:35:59,949 --> 00:36:03,370 Let's just face it, we're never gonna get our stuff fixed. 864 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:04,579 Yeah. 865 00:36:05,705 --> 00:36:08,750 And I guess it's nobody's fault but our own. 866 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,169 Excuse me? 867 00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:14,172 My name is Bob Iger from the Disney Entertainment Company. 868 00:36:14,255 --> 00:36:16,633 We're looking for an Eric Cartman. 869 00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:19,844 Our universe has been manipulated with. 870 00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:21,805 Have you all noticed anything strange? 871 00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:27,811 Yes. Yes, the world is completely upside down! 872 00:36:27,894 --> 00:36:29,187 Nothing makes sense! 873 00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:32,524 It's because there's some kind of disruption in the Panderverse. 874 00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:35,151 We believe Kathleen Kennedy has opened a portal. 875 00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:37,821 This is all Kathleen Kennedy's fault? 876 00:36:38,279 --> 00:36:40,281 This is all Kathleen Kennedy's fault! 877 00:36:40,365 --> 00:36:41,533 Who's Kathleen Kennedy? 878 00:36:41,616 --> 00:36:43,743 One of the top executives at Disney. 879 00:36:43,993 --> 00:36:45,704 It's not us, you guys. 880 00:36:45,787 --> 00:36:47,622 I knew there was an explanation! 881 00:36:47,789 --> 00:36:49,582 We didn't waste our time at college! 882 00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:52,085 We didn't get lazy from technology! 883 00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:54,713 Everything is Kathleen Kennedy's fault! 884 00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:56,464 (ALL CHEERING) 885 00:36:58,425 --> 00:37:00,719 Follow me. I'll help you find Eric. 886 00:37:02,095 --> 00:37:03,388 - (KEYBOARD CLACKING) - Okay, okay, 887 00:37:03,471 --> 00:37:04,806 everything is finally loaded. 888 00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:06,641 We got Internet at full capacity. 889 00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:08,184 You guys ready to see if this works? 890 00:37:08,268 --> 00:37:10,061 - BOTH: Yeah! - All right, let's do this! 891 00:37:10,145 --> 00:37:11,563 Launching Steam now. 892 00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:12,731 Steam? 893 00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:14,399 Okay. I'm in Steam. 894 00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:15,692 Got the application ready to go. 895 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:16,860 The title screen is launching! 896 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,696 (VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYS) 897 00:37:19,779 --> 00:37:21,656 It's working. It's working, you guys. 898 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,199 It looks sweet on this big monitor. 899 00:37:23,324 --> 00:37:25,410 Wait a minute. You mean this entire time, 900 00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:27,328 all you've wanted to do is play Baldur's Gate 3? 901 00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:29,164 Yeah. What'd you think I was trying to do? 902 00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:30,540 We thought you were trying to set up 903 00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:32,584 some elaborate system to get back to your universe! 904 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:34,794 I ain't no quantum astrophysicist. 905 00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:37,756 The fuck I know about how the multiverse works? 906 00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:40,216 Wow. It really is Cartman. 907 00:37:40,341 --> 00:37:41,509 All right, that does it! 908 00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:44,512 Get out of my room! 909 00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:47,182 You have to be cool to me, Kyle. PC Principal says so. 910 00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:49,100 I don't care! All this multiple universe stuff 911 00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:52,103 is tired and lazy and we are not doing it anymore! 912 00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:55,440 Boys! Boys, we need to help Disney put our universe back together. 913 00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:57,025 Where's Eric Cartman? 914 00:37:57,192 --> 00:38:00,195 Dad, this might be hard to understand, but this is Eric Cartman. 915 00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:01,446 Oh, okay, great. 916 00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:03,406 - Come on, Eric, we need to go. - (GROANS) 917 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,658 We have to hurry, Eric. 918 00:38:06,075 --> 00:38:07,744 No. No, wait. 919 00:38:07,869 --> 00:38:09,871 Something's wrong. Oh, my God! 920 00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:12,415 - What is it? - My save game. 921 00:38:12,499 --> 00:38:14,876 I'm already, like, 50 hours into Baldur's Gate 3 922 00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:17,212 but it's saying that I have to start a new game. 923 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,547 Do save games not cross between multiple universes? 924 00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:21,925 Save games don't even cross between PCs and PS5s, 925 00:38:22,008 --> 00:38:23,551 why would they cross between multiple universes? 926 00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:25,845 No! 927 00:38:25,929 --> 00:38:27,847 Please, everyone. We are running out of time! 928 00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:29,474 We have to close the Panderverse 929 00:38:29,557 --> 00:38:31,392 before everything we care about is destroyed! 930 00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:32,602 So what do we have to do? 931 00:38:32,727 --> 00:38:34,938 We have to get everyone back to the proper place, 932 00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:37,482 but to breach the Panderverse, we need to find a place 933 00:38:37,565 --> 00:38:39,567 with integrity that has a broken door. 934 00:38:40,777 --> 00:38:43,905 A place with "integridy" that has a broken door. 935 00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:45,907 I know where to go. 936 00:38:49,035 --> 00:38:51,412 So, yeah, so it's just basically off the hinges. 937 00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,540 I'd fix it myself but I've been really busy. 938 00:38:53,623 --> 00:38:54,707 Do you think it'll work? 939 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,709 If we're to try to open a Panderverse portal, 940 00:38:56,793 --> 00:38:58,461 it's as good as any place, I suppose. 941 00:38:58,586 --> 00:39:00,380 Okay, people, we don't have much time. 942 00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:02,423 Bring in the Panderstone. 943 00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:08,721 I'm not your enemy, Eric. 944 00:39:08,805 --> 00:39:10,974 For some reason, fate has put us together. 945 00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:13,476 What do you want from me, Kathleen Kennedy? 946 00:39:13,643 --> 00:39:15,854 I've been stuck in this universe for months. 947 00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:18,523 I want out of here just as much as you do. 948 00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:21,192 Hello, welcome to City Woke, can I take your order, please? 949 00:39:21,276 --> 00:39:23,945 - Ugh. - We're just having tea, thank you. 950 00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:25,238 Okay, you just want a tea 951 00:39:25,321 --> 00:39:28,283 and talk about shitty male-dominated society, that's fine. 952 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:29,367 I don't get it, 953 00:39:29,450 --> 00:39:31,119 this is exactly the kind of universe you wanted, 954 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:32,203 why would you want to leave? 955 00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:35,665 To stop her from undoing the Panderverse completely. 956 00:39:39,002 --> 00:39:42,630 I saw the Panderstone for the first time a few years ago. 957 00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:45,008 Bob Iger took us to the Disney archives 958 00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:48,136 and showed us an ancient piece of artificial intelligence 959 00:39:48,303 --> 00:39:51,639 that could be used to make the same movies over and over again 960 00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:54,309 while appealing to absolutely everyone. 961 00:39:55,852 --> 00:39:58,146 The Panderstone worked great, for a while. 962 00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:01,399 But then came the hate mail. Ugly letters from racists 963 00:40:01,482 --> 00:40:04,360 who couldn't stand that some of the Panderstone's rehashes 964 00:40:04,444 --> 00:40:06,571 had diverse women characters in the lead. 965 00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:10,199 I decided I would show them. I would start making movies 966 00:40:10,283 --> 00:40:12,243 to fight all the bigotry in our society. 967 00:40:12,327 --> 00:40:15,121 But instead of doing any real work, 968 00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:17,248 I turned to the Panderstone. 969 00:40:17,332 --> 00:40:19,751 It made things so much easier. 970 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:23,379 Soon, I was using the Panderstone over and over again 971 00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:25,590 to try and fight all the ugly feedback, 972 00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:28,343 which in turn was growing stronger and stronger. 973 00:40:29,302 --> 00:40:31,137 But I was fighting with the wrong tool. 974 00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:34,641 I used the Panderstone to the point that it became unstable. 975 00:40:34,724 --> 00:40:35,725 (WHOOSHING) 976 00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:38,728 It opened a portal to multiple universes, 977 00:40:38,853 --> 00:40:40,855 and something came through. 978 00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:52,533 At first we fought. I tried to send it back to its universe. 979 00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:54,410 But it got the upper hand. 980 00:40:54,535 --> 00:40:56,955 It was able, instead, to send me to this universe, 981 00:40:57,038 --> 00:40:59,290 out of its way so it could thrive in ours. 982 00:41:01,542 --> 00:41:03,670 (SIGHS) That's actually the best explanation 983 00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:05,880 I've heard as to why Disney movies all suck now. 984 00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:14,263 All right, I've set the Panderstone into the compromised doorway. 985 00:41:14,389 --> 00:41:16,265 Activating the Panderstone now. 986 00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:18,977 Whoa! 987 00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:20,770 Space-time portal is manifesting! 988 00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:22,563 Panderverse quantum fields are aligned! 989 00:41:22,730 --> 00:41:25,066 Yeah, that sounds like typical multiverse gobbledygook. 990 00:41:25,233 --> 00:41:27,235 Will you stop ripping on multiple universes, Kyle? 991 00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:29,028 I'm trying to get back to Baldur's Gate. 992 00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:32,156 Now I warn you, Mr. Marsh, once inside the Panderverse, 993 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,033 you will be falling through different realities. 994 00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:36,160 Your mind will barely be able to comprehend 995 00:41:36,244 --> 00:41:38,246 - what you are experiencing. - SHARON: Randy? 996 00:41:39,122 --> 00:41:41,040 I think the oven door is still having problems, if you... 997 00:41:41,124 --> 00:41:43,584 I am working on it, Sharon! 998 00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:48,423 The portal is at full. This might be our only shot. 999 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:49,799 Good luck, Mr. Marsh. 1000 00:41:50,633 --> 00:41:51,718 Whoa! 1001 00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:54,929 (BOTH SCREAM) 1002 00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:56,764 Hold on to the rope! 1003 00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:58,850 (SCREAMING) 1004 00:42:01,394 --> 00:42:02,437 Oh, my God. 1005 00:42:03,271 --> 00:42:04,689 Whoa! 1006 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:06,441 (GRUNTS) 1007 00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:07,608 Whoa! 1008 00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:10,611 Ooh... 1009 00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:12,655 Oh, God, it's so weird. 1010 00:42:12,739 --> 00:42:15,783 Whoo! Shorts? Now I'm wearing shorts! 1011 00:42:15,908 --> 00:42:17,410 (SCREAMING) 1012 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:18,619 Can you imagine it? 1013 00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:20,329 An infinite number of universes 1014 00:42:20,413 --> 00:42:22,540 with infinite combinations of pants and shirts. 1015 00:42:22,623 --> 00:42:25,418 What do you think about multiple universes now, boys? 1016 00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:28,212 Yeah, they're pretty fucking stupid. 1017 00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:29,297 (KYLE SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 1018 00:42:29,964 --> 00:42:30,965 I understand that maybe 1019 00:42:31,049 --> 00:42:32,633 you were trying to make a difference, Kathleen. 1020 00:42:32,842 --> 00:42:34,677 But you have to admit the last few movies 1021 00:42:34,761 --> 00:42:36,304 you've shit out have been real stinkers. 1022 00:42:36,471 --> 00:42:40,224 All I ever wanted was to make great entertainment, believe me. 1023 00:42:40,308 --> 00:42:43,269 But as soon as you start getting piles and piles of hate mail, 1024 00:42:43,352 --> 00:42:45,855 endless messages calling you the c-word, 1025 00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:47,315 you can't think straight. 1026 00:42:47,857 --> 00:42:50,526 Well, I'm sorry I wrote all those letters. 1027 00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:51,986 It probably was a bit much. 1028 00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:55,573 No, I got like 10,000 letters a day. 1029 00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:57,658 I was doing more like 12,000 to 13,000, 1030 00:42:57,742 --> 00:42:59,494 especially after the new Indiana Jones came out. 1031 00:43:00,953 --> 00:43:03,623 Then it's you! You're the one who caused all this! 1032 00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:05,500 Fuck you! You're the one who caused all this! 1033 00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:08,086 I wouldn't have tried to fight racism with the Panderstone 1034 00:43:08,169 --> 00:43:09,837 if you hadn't written all those letters. 1035 00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:11,339 I wouldn't have written all those letters 1036 00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:13,800 if you hadn't tried to fight racism with a fucking Panderstone. 1037 00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:16,094 (WHOOSHING) 1038 00:43:16,177 --> 00:43:18,513 Mr. Marsh! Can you hear us? 1039 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:19,764 RANDY: Oh, wow! 1040 00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:21,849 You should see the pants I have on now! 1041 00:43:21,933 --> 00:43:25,603 Whoa! Oh, now I have on, like, suspenders. 1042 00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:28,064 Like, almost like overalls but not quite! 1043 00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:29,148 My God. 1044 00:43:29,232 --> 00:43:31,609 Mr. Marsh! Try and stay focused! 1045 00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:34,195 You should be seeing another portal soon! 1046 00:43:34,362 --> 00:43:36,739 If our Kathleen Kennedy got the other Eric Cartman 1047 00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:37,907 to the right place. 1048 00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:39,700 RANDY: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1049 00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:41,244 Dad? What's the matter? 1050 00:43:41,369 --> 00:43:43,496 I'm wearing a Baltimore Ravens shirt now! 1051 00:43:43,871 --> 00:43:45,081 I hate the Ravens! 1052 00:43:45,206 --> 00:43:46,624 I don't know if I can do this! 1053 00:43:46,707 --> 00:43:48,126 (SCREAMS) Oh! 1054 00:43:48,209 --> 00:43:50,461 Now it's the Dolphins! The Chiefs! 1055 00:43:50,545 --> 00:43:51,712 It's the Chiefs! 1056 00:43:51,879 --> 00:43:53,381 He's losing his mind! 1057 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:56,259 The Panderverse is filled with mystery and paradox. 1058 00:43:56,425 --> 00:43:58,177 You have to try and hang on! 1059 00:43:58,845 --> 00:44:00,388 (RUMBLING) 1060 00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:04,851 - Jesus, it's getting worse. - (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 1061 00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:12,942 Where the fuck is Bob Iger? 1062 00:44:14,443 --> 00:44:18,239 Um, Mr. Iger just had to take some of the others to a screening. 1063 00:44:18,823 --> 00:44:21,576 I think that things are being kept from me. 1064 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:23,786 And if you're going to keep things from me, 1065 00:44:23,870 --> 00:44:25,997 then you'd better put a chick in it, 1066 00:44:26,414 --> 00:44:29,500 and make her fucking gay as fuck. 1067 00:44:29,584 --> 00:44:31,419 (RUMBLING) 1068 00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:38,759 So that's it, that's the connection. 1069 00:44:38,885 --> 00:44:41,637 I reacted to you and you reacted to me. 1070 00:44:42,138 --> 00:44:43,973 And I guess we created each other. 1071 00:44:44,432 --> 00:44:48,311 Mrs. Kennedy, I don't think I've ever said this before in my life, 1072 00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:49,937 but I'm sorry. 1073 00:44:50,605 --> 00:44:52,982 I lashed out so hard and used the c-word so many times, 1074 00:44:53,065 --> 00:44:55,359 you didn't really have a choice but to double down. 1075 00:44:55,443 --> 00:44:59,030 Eric, I know you care about all things Disney. 1076 00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:02,366 I'm sorry I was so reckless with the things that you love. 1077 00:45:02,450 --> 00:45:04,535 It was just lazy. 1078 00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:08,080 I guess just wailing on woke stuff 1079 00:45:08,164 --> 00:45:09,790 all the time is pretty lazy, too. 1080 00:45:18,299 --> 00:45:21,135 I think... I think I can let go now. 1081 00:45:29,644 --> 00:45:31,562 Ah! 1082 00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:34,982 Come on, Kate. 1083 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,401 Looks like we got a flight to catch. 1084 00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:48,079 - (RUMBLING) (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) 1085 00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:49,914 Whoa! What the hell is that? 1086 00:45:50,831 --> 00:45:52,333 (SCREAMING) 1087 00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:53,834 - (GRUNTS) (KENNY SCREAMS) 1088 00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:56,921 Oh! Yo, bitch! You killed Kenny! 1089 00:45:57,004 --> 00:45:58,965 You fat ho! 1090 00:46:08,516 --> 00:46:09,517 Look! 1091 00:46:13,646 --> 00:46:15,189 I'm back, you guys! 1092 00:46:17,566 --> 00:46:19,235 Kyle! Kyle, I'm back! 1093 00:46:19,402 --> 00:46:22,363 I was so wrong about Kathleen Kennedy, Kyle, she's so awesome! 1094 00:46:22,738 --> 00:46:24,282 Okay, what Cartman is this? 1095 00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:26,200 Mrs. Kennedy, you're back! 1096 00:46:26,284 --> 00:46:28,703 - Great to see you, ma'am. - Thanks, you guys. 1097 00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:31,414 We have a lot of changes to discuss at the company. 1098 00:46:31,497 --> 00:46:34,292 From now on, we're only going to make original content 1099 00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:35,459 that doesn't pander. 1100 00:46:35,543 --> 00:46:37,962 Sure we will, Kate. Sure we will. (CHUCKLES) 1101 00:46:38,379 --> 00:46:40,339 RANDY: Hey, guys! Guys, over here! 1102 00:46:41,590 --> 00:46:44,927 I did a little extra work while I was out in multiple universes. 1103 00:46:45,011 --> 00:46:47,638 We're not gonna have a problem with billionaires anymore. 1104 00:46:47,722 --> 00:46:48,723 Check it out! 1105 00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:52,727 (ALL CHEERING) 1106 00:46:52,893 --> 00:46:54,645 Now people who can do stuff 1107 00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:56,689 will be just as poor as the rest of us! 1108 00:46:59,734 --> 00:47:02,653 Tom, it appears that everything is back to normal. 1109 00:47:02,778 --> 00:47:04,363 Billionaires have been put in their place 1110 00:47:04,447 --> 00:47:08,159 and once again, it doesn't matter that we don't know how to do anything. 1111 00:47:08,242 --> 00:47:10,995 It's a good ending here and we can all be happy 1112 00:47:11,078 --> 00:47:14,874 that everyone is back in their universe. 1113 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,214 (SCREAMING, PANTING) 1114 00:47:22,298 --> 00:47:23,966 Mom! Mom! 1115 00:47:24,133 --> 00:47:25,926 What is it, Mrs. Kennedy? 1116 00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:27,511 Oh, oh, Mom! 1117 00:47:27,636 --> 00:47:29,430 I was just having the worst nightmare. 1118 00:47:29,555 --> 00:47:32,099 I was me, except everyone around me was different. 1119 00:47:32,183 --> 00:47:33,601 Oh, no, Mrs. Kennedy. 1120 00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:37,146 Here, have some of your favorite cereal to calm you down. 1121 00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:39,398 Oh, thank you. It was so real. 1122 00:47:39,482 --> 00:47:42,360 All my friends were there but they'd been replaced by strangers. 1123 00:47:42,443 --> 00:47:44,278 I think you were even there too, Kyle. 1124 00:47:44,653 --> 00:47:46,322 Really? I was there, too? 1125 00:47:46,447 --> 00:47:47,990 Yeah, that's right, Kyle, you were there 1126 00:47:48,115 --> 00:47:49,742 but you weren't cereal and I couldn't just eat you 1127 00:47:49,825 --> 00:47:51,410 - like I can here. (MUNCHING) - (KYLE SCREAMING) 1128 00:47:51,494 --> 00:47:53,120 KYLE: No, please, no, Mrs. Kennedy! 1129 00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:54,663 Oh, you're so yummy, Kyle! 1130 00:47:54,747 --> 00:47:57,083 Oh, oh, it's so good to be home. 1131 00:47:57,166 --> 00:47:58,626 Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. 1132 00:48:02,505 --> 00:48:04,507 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 1133 00:48:38,666 --> 00:48:39,667 English - SDH 86386