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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:49,100 The winner of a $30,000 scholarship... 2 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:53,600 is Miss Louisiana, Erika Schwarz. 3 00:00:53,700 --> 00:00:57,300 And the new Miss America is Miss Kansas, 4 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:00,100 Tara Dawn Holland! 5 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:14,100 ...scholarship... 6 00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:17,600 is Miss Louisiana, Erika Schwarz. 7 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:21,700 And the new Miss America is Miss Kansas, 8 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:23,900 Tara Dawn Holland! 9 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:27,700 There are two kinds of people in this world, 10 00:01:27,900 --> 00:01:30,800 winners and losers. 11 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,800 Inside each and every one of you, 12 00:01:33,900 --> 00:01:37,300 at the very core of your being, 13 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:41,300 is a winner waiting to be awakened 14 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,600 and unleashed upon the world. 15 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:46,800 With my 9-step "Refuse to Lose" program, 16 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:50,700 you now have the necessary tools and the insights 17 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:55,100 and the know-how to put your losing habits behind you 18 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:59,500 and to go out and make your dreams come true. 19 00:02:01,900 --> 00:02:03,600 No hesitating. 20 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:06,400 No complaining. 21 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:08,600 And no excuses. 22 00:02:08,700 --> 00:02:11,000 I want you to go out in the world 23 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:13,600 and I want you to be winners! 24 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:15,600 Thank you. 25 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:20,700 Thank you. 26 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:37,300 I'm on my way. 27 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:39,300 I don't know how long. 28 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:41,600 I don't know! 29 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,700 Richard, he has nowhere else to go. 30 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:51,100 I'm not smoking. I'm not! 31 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:52,800 Look, I'm at the hospital. 32 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:54,900 Yeah, okay, bye. 33 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:23,200 Miss Hoover? Your brother's fine. 34 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:27,000 I need you to keep him away from sharp objects, knives, scissors. 35 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:31,300 If you have medications, depressants in your house, keep them secure. 36 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:35,900 - I'd prefer to keep him, but... - I know. The insurance. 37 00:04:36,100 --> 00:04:37,900 You want to see him? 38 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:55,000 Hey, Frank. 39 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,500 Sheryl. 40 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,400 I'm so glad you're still here. 41 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:08,300 Well, that makes one of us. 42 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,700 A strong low pressure system passed across New Mexico tonight 43 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,800 bringing with it a little moisture that will cool things off a bit. 44 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:18,500 We may even see a 5 to 10 degree drop in temperatures in Albuquerque. 45 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:21,100 There will be no significant accumulations of rainfall... 46 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,300 You want to talk or no? 47 00:05:24,100 --> 00:05:25,600 No. 48 00:05:38,900 --> 00:05:40,800 Hello? 49 00:05:40,900 --> 00:05:42,800 Anyone? 50 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:48,300 Down here. We have you with Dwayne. 51 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:56,000 Dwayne, hi. Uncle Frank's here. 52 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:01,700 He doesn't mind, Frank. We talked. 53 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:08,600 I know, I know. But we can't have you sleeping alone. The doctor said. 54 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:11,900 I'm sorry. I have to insist. 55 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:18,100 You'll get along fine. He's really quiet. 56 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,800 And here's your cot. 57 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,600 Please, Frank. 58 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Please. 59 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,200 Thank you. 60 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:37,400 I'm gonna start dinner. 61 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:38,980 You can come out when you're settled. 62 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:42,600 And... just leave the door open. 63 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:44,000 That's important. 64 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:57,500 Dwayne, honey, there's a bucket of chicken in the car. Can you get it? 65 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,900 And I'll make a salad. 66 00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:02,200 - Olive? - Yeah? 67 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:04,200 - Is Grandpa with you? - Yeah. 68 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:06,600 - What are you guys doing? - Rehearsing. 69 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:09,600 - Okay, well, dinner in 10 minutes. - Okay. 70 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:14,000 - Hi. - Hi. Frank's here. 71 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:17,200 Oh, God! Did Stan Grossman call? 72 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:18,600 Well, check the machine. 73 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:23,200 Dwayne, please, come on. The chicken. It's in the car. 74 00:07:23,300 --> 00:07:25,800 Will you set the table? We'll just do paper plates tonight. 75 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:28,600 She was runner-up in the regional Little Miss Sunshine. 76 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:33,000 - Well, they just called right now... - Hey, it's your sister! 77 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,400 Fuck! 78 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:46,800 Hi. Richard Hoover for Stan Grossman, please. 79 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,400 Any way to reach him or... 80 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:52,800 Well, I'm just wondering if this darn book deal is done or not. 81 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,600 If... 82 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,400 Yes. Okay, okay. 83 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:00,870 Could you please just have him call me anytime over the weekend? 84 00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:02,600 He has my cell number. 85 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,800 Just to let me know we're on. 86 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,600 Okay? Thank you. Bye. 87 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,700 - So, what happened with Stan Grossman? - He's in Scottsdale. 88 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:14,000 Why didn't he call? 89 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:16,900 Will you let me worry about this, please? 90 00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:20,300 Dwayne, can you check on Frank? Tell him it's dinnertime. 91 00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:26,100 - Olive, dinnertime! - Coming! 92 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:33,300 What? Dinner? 93 00:08:36,900 --> 00:08:39,400 What, you don't talk anymore? 94 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,600 Why not? 95 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:45,800 You can talk. You just choose not to. 96 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,800 Is that Nietzsche? 97 00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:58,700 You don't speak because of Friedrich Nietzsche. 98 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:06,100 Far out. 99 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,160 Frank, you can sit here next to Dwayne. 100 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:20,600 Here's the salad, and I'm gonna run and get Sprite for everyone. 101 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:26,600 - Olive, come on, dinnertime! - Okay. 102 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:36,100 So, who do you hang out with? 103 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 No one? 104 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,500 What about your family? 105 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:05,600 - Frank, hey! - Richard. 106 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:09,000 - Good to... see you. - Yes. 107 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,600 Let me get Olive. 108 00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:25,600 - Olive? Dad? - You guys, go on and start. 109 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:27,600 - Let's go! - We're coming. 110 00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:29,700 - Frank, some Sprite? - Yes. 111 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:33,300 And I want everyone to have at least a little salad. 112 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,600 Thanks, Sheryl. 113 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:37,600 Honey. 114 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:46,300 So, Sheryl, I couldn't help noticing Dwayne has stopped speaking. 115 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:49,400 Yeah, he's taken a vow of silence. 116 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,600 You've taken a vow of silence? 117 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:54,400 He's gonna join the Air Force Academy, become a test pilot, 118 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:56,770 and he's taken a vow of silence until he reaches that goal. 119 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,300 You're kidding! 120 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:01,400 - Hi, Uncle Frank. - Oh, hey, Olive. 121 00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,200 Wow, you're getting big! 122 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:06,100 Almost like a real person. 123 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:11,400 - What happened to your arms? - Olive! 124 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,700 That's all right. I had a little accident. I'm okay. 125 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,100 How's the routine coming, honey? 126 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,400 - It's good. - Yeah? 127 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:18,570 When are you gonna show it to us? 128 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:20,800 I don't know. It's up to Grandpa. 129 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:23,400 A couple of days. It still needs work. 130 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:27,300 What's that, chicken? Every night it's the fucking chicken! 131 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,100 - Holy God Almighty! - Dad! 132 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,200 - Is it possible just once we could get... - Dad! 133 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:32,570 ...something to eat for dinner around here... 134 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,170 - ...that's not the goddamn fucking chicken? - Hey! 135 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:35,200 Hey, Dad! 136 00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:37,200 - I'm just saying! - Dad! 137 00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:38,500 Christ! 138 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,670 Whenever you want to start cooking your own food, you're more than welcome. 139 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,870 - At Sunset Manor, you know... - If you like Sunset Manor so much, 140 00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:45,170 you shouldn't have gotten yourself kicked out of there, right? 141 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,000 For God's sakes! 142 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:53,600 So, when did you start with the vow? 143 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:58,000 Been nine months, Frank. He hasn't said a word. 144 00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,600 Not one. 145 00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:02,900 I think it shows tremendous discipline. 146 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,200 - Richard. - I really do! 147 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:06,900 Really! I think we could learn something from Dwayne. 148 00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:10,600 Dwayne has a goal. He has a dream. 149 00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:13,200 It may not be my dream, it may not be yours... 150 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:16,700 But he's pursuing it with great conviction and focus. 151 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,700 In fact, I was thinking about the 9 steps... 152 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,500 Oh, for crying out loud! 153 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:23,300 About the 9 steps, and how Dwayne's utilizing at least 7 of them 154 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:24,770 in his personal quest to self-fulfillment. 155 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,200 - Richard, please. - Well... 156 00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:28,300 I'm just saying I've come around. 157 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,300 I think he could use our support. 158 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,600 How did it happen? 159 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,700 - How did what happen? - Your accident. 160 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,600 - Honey, here. - Oh, no, it's okay. 161 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,800 - Unless you object. - Mm-mm. 162 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:47,100 No, I'm pro-honesty here. I just think, you know, it's up to you. 163 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,600 Be my guest. 164 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:55,100 Olive, Uncle Frank didn't really have an accident. 165 00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:59,900 What happened was he... tried to kill himself. 166 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,400 You did?! Why?! 167 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,500 I'm sorry. I don't think this is an appropriate conversation. 168 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:09,600 Honey, let's let Uncle Frank finish his dinner, okay? 169 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:12,600 Why did you wanna kill yourself? 170 00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:15,500 - No, don't answer the question, Frank. - Richard! 171 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:16,670 - Don't answer it. - Richard! 172 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:17,870 He's not gonna answer the question, Frank. 173 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:19,770 - I wanted to kill myself... - Don't listen to him, honey. 174 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,670 - ...because I was very unhappy. - He's sick. He's a sick man. 175 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:22,870 - He's a sick in his head man. - Richard! 176 00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:26,200 I'm sorry! I don't think it's an appropriate conversation for a 7-year-old. 177 00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:28,600 - Well, she's gonna find out anyway. - Oh, okay! 178 00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:31,300 Go on, Frank. 179 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:36,600 Why were you unhappy? 180 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,300 Well, there are a lot of reasons. 181 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:45,400 Mainly, though, I fell in love with someone who didn't love me back. 182 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,000 Who? 183 00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:50,400 One of my grad students. I was very much in love with him. 184 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:52,800 Him?! 185 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:57,000 It was a boy? You fell in love with a boy? 186 00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:59,200 Yes, I did. Very much so. 187 00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:00,500 That's silly. 188 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:03,300 You're right. It was silly. It was very, very silly. 189 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,500 - There's another word for it. - Dad! 190 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:10,500 - So, that's when you tried to kill yourself? - Well, no. 191 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:14,100 The boy that I was in love with fell in love with another man, Larry Sugarman. 192 00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:16,500 - Who's Larry Sugarman? - Larry Sugarman is, perhaps, 193 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:19,800 the second most highly regarded Proust scholar in the U.S. 194 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:23,500 - Who's number one? - That would be me, Rich. 195 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,000 - Really? - Mm-hm. 196 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:28,200 - So, that's when. - No. 197 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,700 What happened was I was a bit upset. 198 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:33,000 So, I said some things that I shouldn't have said 199 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:35,100 and I did some things that I shouldn't have done, 200 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,000 and subsequently I was fired from my job 201 00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:40,300 and forced to move out of my apartment and move into a motel. 202 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:47,000 - And that's when you tried to... - Well, no. 203 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:49,300 Actually, all of that was okay. 204 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:52,500 What happened was two days ago the MacArthur Foundation, 205 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,000 in its infinite wisdom, 206 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:57,600 awarded a genius grant to Larry Sugarman. 207 00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:00,700 And that's when... 208 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,400 Decided to check out early. 209 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:07,100 Yes, yes. And I failed at that as well. 210 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:11,200 Olive, the important thing to understand here 211 00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:13,500 is that Uncle Frank gave up on himself. 212 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:17,500 He made a series of foolish choices, I'm sorry, and he gave up on himself, 213 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,000 which is something that winners never do. 214 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:24,100 So, that's the story, okay? Now, everyone, just let's move on and... 215 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:26,100 Is he always like this? 216 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,400 How can you stand it? 217 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:32,100 Olive, tell him about your routine while you're doing this. 218 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:36,400 Okay. Little Miss Chili Pepper is a beauty contest for everyone in Albuquerque, 219 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,600 but you have to be 6 or 7 and you have to be a girl. 220 00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:41,900 This is our sister. 221 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,500 - Cindy. - Spring break. 222 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,800 Dwayne went to see his dad in Florida for two weeks, 223 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:48,500 and Olive went to Laguna to see her cousins. 224 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,270 She made it to the top of the regionals out there. 225 00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:52,000 I was in second place. 226 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,900 Well, what do you think your chances are? 227 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,200 I think I can win, because some of the other girls, 228 00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:01,700 they've been doing it longer, but I practice every day. 229 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,600 - Yeah, good luck. - Not about luck, Frank. 230 00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:07,200 Luck is the name losers give to their own failings. 231 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:10,000 It's about wanting to win, willing yourself to win. 232 00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:11,940 You've got to want it badder than anybody else. 233 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000 I do! 234 00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,000 - Then you're gonna be a winner. - Richard! 235 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,600 It's the truth. 236 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,660 You know, actually, there is a message from Cindy on the machine. 237 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:22,800 Something about Little Mrs. Sunshine. 238 00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,600 - Sunshine? - What? 239 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,300 - Little Miss Sunshine? - Yeah. 240 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,600 What?! 241 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,500 Sheryl, it's Cindy. 242 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,500 Remember when Olive was here last month? 243 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,000 She was runner-up in the regional Little Miss Sunshine? 244 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:43,620 Well, they just called right now and said that the girl who won had to forfeit her crown. 245 00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:45,670 I don't know why. Something about diet pills. But anyway... 246 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:49,600 Now she has a place in the state contest in Redondo Beach! 247 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,500 Oh, my gosh! I won! I won! I won! I won! 248 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,500 - Finish your dinner! - I'm finished! 249 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,300 - What happened? - I'm just calling to... Cindy! 250 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:04,700 Yeah, we just got it. Yeah, she basically went crazy. 251 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:08,600 No, I didn't get that. The machine cut you off. 252 00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:10,600 Okay... 253 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:15,200 Redondo Beach. This Sunday? 254 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:19,400 - Are you guys going? - Yes. 255 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,600 - Can you put it off? - They have to. They have to. 256 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:25,400 - Where does that leave us? - We can't do it. We can't. 257 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:28,200 No, no. No, I understand that, Cindy, yeah. 258 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:29,300 - They... - I just... 259 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,800 No, I'll just figure it out. Okay, bye-bye. 260 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,900 It's this Sunday? Why can't Jeff and Cindy take her? 261 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,770 They have some equestrian thing in Santa Barbara. 262 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,800 You know, they do that horse shit every single weekend. 263 00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:43,600 Well, it's the nationals. They're taking both horses, so apparently it's a big deal. 264 00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:45,600 What about Olive? 265 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,100 Little Miss Sunshine! Little Miss Sunshine! I won! 266 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,600 I won! 267 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:55,900 I'm going! We're going! 268 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,400 - You promised?! - We'll fly out and come back Monday. 269 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,900 - How are you gonna get around out there? - We'll rent a car. 270 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,200 - And stay at a hotel? - We can afford it. 271 00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:06,500 - Sheryl, this is our seed money. - Well, if I had a little help bringin' it in. 272 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,670 - Don't start that. - You know? 273 00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:09,470 - It all goes to your nine steps! - I told you! 274 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,300 I'm gonna talk to Stan Grossman. 275 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,770 We're gonna get locked and loaded on this deal 276 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,100 and start generating some income! 277 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:18,500 - But in the meantime we've gotta be... - Okay, okay! We'll drive! 278 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,600 I'm not driving. 279 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,370 How are you gonna fit Grandpa in the Miata? 280 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,670 Well, Grandpa does not have to come. 281 00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:26,200 What?! I coached her! I gave her the moves. I gotta go. 282 00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:27,340 Why don't you take the VW? 283 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:30,200 I cannot drive a shift, Richard. I tried and I cannot do it. 284 00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:32,600 - We'll fly there. - We can't afford it! 285 00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:35,900 Well, that's what we're gonna do, unless you have a better idea. 286 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,900 Here! This is dessert. 287 00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:45,900 I won! 288 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,500 I won! 289 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:56,100 Little Miss Sunshine! 290 00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:58,900 All right, I'll drive the bus. 291 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,800 Richard, I was told explicitly not to leave Frank by himself. 292 00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:04,600 - No offense, Frank. - None taken. 293 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:07,470 What are you talking about? You got Dwayne here. They can look after each other. 294 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,200 No, Richard! That's asking too much. 295 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:10,570 - If something happened... - Okay, well, then... 296 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:14,100 We can't go, then, unless Dwayne and Frank go with us. 297 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:18,300 - Right. - Mom, where's my bathing suit? 298 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,400 Frank? 299 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,800 I found it! 300 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,900 Okay? 301 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,500 I'm going! 302 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:33,400 Oh, Dwayne, come on, please. Think of your sister. 303 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,300 Come on, Dwayne. It'll be a lot of fun. 304 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,900 You can go to the beach and... 305 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:46,500 "This is unfair. 306 00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:50,900 "All I ask is 307 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,600 "that you leave me alone." 308 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,400 Dwayne, flight school. 309 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,600 I will give you permission for flight school. 310 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:07,700 I won! 311 00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:09,400 I'm gonna win this one too! 312 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:21,700 "But I'm not going 313 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:25,000 "to have any fun." 314 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,500 Yeah, we're all with you on that one, Dwayne. 315 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,500 Grandpa! Grandpa! Is Grandpa coming to California? 316 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,300 - We're all coming, honey. - Hey, hold on. 317 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,400 Olive, come over here for a second. 318 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,600 Come here. Sit down for a second. 319 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,600 Look... 320 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,600 There's no sense in entering a contest, if you don't think you're gonna win. 321 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:49,500 So, do you think you can win Little Miss Sunshine? 322 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,100 Richard! 323 00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:53,800 Are you gonna win? 324 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,500 Yes! 325 00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:04,600 We're going to California. 326 00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:14,000 Good night, Dwayne. 327 00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:34,200 Not on your watch. I wouldn't do that to you. 328 00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:45,600 Thank you, Dwayne. 329 00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:50,100 Coming from you, that means a lot. 330 00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:52,200 Good night. 331 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:47,400 Jesus, I'm tired. I'm so fucking tired. 332 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,400 Do you know how tired I am? 333 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:52,900 If some girl came up to me, begged me to fuck her, I couldn't do it. 334 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,600 - Dad? - That's how tired I am. 335 00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:56,300 Watch the language, huh? 336 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,400 She's listening to music. 337 00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:01,200 Olive, I'll give you a million dollars if you turn around. 338 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,300 - See? - All right. 339 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,500 - But the rest of us. - Oh, the rest of you. 340 00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:08,300 Can I give you some advice? 341 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:11,100 Well, I'm gonna give it to you anyway. 342 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,800 I don't want you making the same mistakes I made when I was young. 343 00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:15,600 Can't wait to hear this. 344 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,800 Dwayne... That's your name, right? Dwayne? 345 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,800 This is the voice of experience talking. 346 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,400 Are you listening? 347 00:23:23,700 --> 00:23:25,000 Fuck a lot of women, Dwayne. 348 00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:28,100 - Not just one woman. A lot of women. - Hey, Dad! 349 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,500 - That's enough, all right? - Are you getting any? 350 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:31,670 - You can tell me, Dwayne. - Dad! 351 00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:33,600 - Are you getting any? - Come on, please. 352 00:23:33,700 --> 00:23:36,600 No? Jesus! You're what, 15? 353 00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:38,500 - My God, man! - Dad! 354 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,070 - You should be getting that young stuff. - Dad! 355 00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:42,200 - The young stuff is the best in the world. - Hey! 356 00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:45,460 - Hey, Dad, that's enough! Stop it! - Will you kindly not interrupt me, Richard! 357 00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:48,800 See, right now you're jailbait. They're jailbait. It's perfect. 358 00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:52,200 I mean, you hit 18, man, you're talking about 3 to 5. 359 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:54,500 Hey, I will pull this truck over right now! 360 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,370 So, pull the truck over! You're not gonna shut me off! 361 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,900 Fuck you! I can say what I want. 362 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,600 - I still got Nazi bullets in my ass! - Ah, the Nazi bullets! 363 00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:03,600 You're as bad as those fuckers at Sunset Manor. 364 00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:08,100 - What happened at Sunset Manor? - Frank, don't encourage him. 365 00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:09,670 What happended? I'll tell you what happened. 366 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:11,700 I paid my money. They took my money. 367 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,300 I should be able to do what the fuck I want! 368 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:17,300 - He started snorting heroin. - You started snorting heroin? 369 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,500 - I'm old! - Well, that stuff'll kill you. 370 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,500 What am I, an idiot? And don't you start taking that shit. 371 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,600 When you're young, you're crazy to do that stuff. 372 00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:26,600 - What about you? - What about me? I'm old! 373 00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:28,460 When you get old, you're crazy not to do it. 374 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:29,900 We've tried. Believe me. 375 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,360 The intervention was a fiasco. He's worse than a 2-year-old. 376 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,300 Can we please talk about something else? 377 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:38,500 - I take it you didn't like it at Sunset Manor. - Frank. 378 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,800 Are you kidding me? It was a fucking paradise. 379 00:24:40,900 --> 00:24:42,900 They got a pool. They got golf. 380 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,400 Now I'm stuck with Mr. Happy here, sleeping on a fuckin' sofa. 381 00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:50,500 Look, I know you're a homo and all, but maybe you can appreciate this. 382 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:54,000 You go to one of those places, there's four women for every guy. 383 00:24:54,100 --> 00:24:56,700 - Can you imagine what that's like? - You must've been very busy. 384 00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:00,100 I had second-degree burns on my johnson. I kid you not. 385 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,200 - Really? - Forget about it. 386 00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:04,300 What are you guys talking about? 387 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,600 - Politics. - Oh! 388 00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:14,100 Fuck a lot of women, kid. I have no reason to lie to you. 389 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,400 Not one woman. A lot of women. 390 00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:22,300 You heard what I said? Did it go in anywhere? 391 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,300 Yeah, I think we get the point, Dad. 392 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,200 Don't show me the pad. I don't wanna see the fucking pad. 393 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,000 Mom, how much can we spend? 394 00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:36,900 I would say $4. Anything under $4. 395 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,300 - Hi. You ready? - Yeah. 396 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:43,100 - I'm gonna have the number 5 with coffee, please. - All right. 397 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:47,300 A number 7, over easy, and a grapefruit juice. 398 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:51,200 - Grapefruit. Okay. - I would like a fruit plate. 399 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:53,300 - And do you have chamomile? - Yes. 400 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:57,000 - With honey, please. - I would like the lumberjack and coffee. 401 00:25:57,100 --> 00:26:00,100 - And extra bacon. - Extra. 402 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,670 - Now, Dad, you should probably, maybe... - Richard, don't start. 403 00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:04,800 - He's gonna kill himself. - Well, it's his life. 404 00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:07,000 - Thank you, Sheryl. - Garden salad? 405 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:08,800 And you. 406 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:12,300 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Take your time. 407 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,100 Don't apologize, Olive. It's a sign of weakness. 408 00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:18,800 Well, I want... Okay, okay. I know what I want. I know. 409 00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:23,200 Okay, can I get the waffles and... 410 00:26:23,300 --> 00:26:25,900 I don't... What does "alamodey" mean? 411 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,300 - Oh, that means it comes with ice cream. - Okay, "alamodey" then. 412 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:32,900 - Olive, for breakfast? - You said $4. 413 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,900 Okay. You're right. Thank you. 414 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,600 Okay. Be right back. 415 00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:40,800 Actually, Olive, "à la mode" in French 416 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:44,500 translates literally as "in the fashion". 417 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,800 À la mode. 418 00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:50,800 "Mode" is derived from Latin "modus", meaning "due or proper measure". 419 00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:53,000 - Frank, shut up. - Richard! 420 00:26:53,100 --> 00:26:56,000 - Olive, can I tell you a little something about ice cream? - Yeah. 421 00:26:56,100 --> 00:26:58,800 Well, ice cream is made from cream, 422 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,800 which comes from cow's milk, 423 00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:03,600 and cream has a lot of fat in it. 424 00:27:03,700 --> 00:27:05,600 - Richard. - What? 425 00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:09,500 - She's gonna find out anyway, remember? - What? Find out what? 426 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,500 Well, when you eat ice cream, 427 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,500 the fat in the ice cream becomes fat in your body. 428 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,600 - Richard, I swear to God! - It's true. 429 00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:19,000 - What? What's wrong? - Nothing, honey. Nothing's wrong. 430 00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:23,500 So, if you eat a lot of ice cream, you might become fat. 431 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:27,300 And if you don't, you're gonna stay nice and skinny, sweetie. 432 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,100 - Mom? - Olive, Richard is an idiot. 433 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,800 I like a woman with meat on her bones. 434 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,600 - Why's everyone so upset? - No, no one's upset, honey. 435 00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:39,500 I just want you to understand 436 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:43,500 it's okay to be skinny, and it's okay to be fat, if that's what you wanna be. 437 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,100 Whatever you want, it's okay. 438 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,100 Okay, but, Olive, let me ask you this... 439 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:52,000 Those women in Miss America... 440 00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:56,600 Are they skinny, or are they fat? 441 00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,200 Honey? 442 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:04,200 Well... They're skinny, I guess. 443 00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:07,000 Yeah. I guess they don't eat a lot of ice cream. 444 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:11,500 Okay. Coffee. Coffee. 445 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,000 - Grapefruit. - Thank you. 446 00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:16,600 Chamomile. 447 00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:19,200 And here's your ice cream. 448 00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:20,600 "Alamodey", right? 449 00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:22,800 I'll be back with your waffles in a second. 450 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,300 Does anyone want my ice cream? 451 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,800 Yeah, I'd like a little. Dwayne? Frank? 452 00:28:31,900 --> 00:28:35,100 - Olive's not gonna have her ice cream. - Yeah! Do you mind if I have a little? 453 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,500 - Yeah, let's dig in. - That looks really good. 454 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,100 Boy, I feel sorry for anybody that doesn't want to enjoy... 455 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,920 - ...their ice cream so early in the morning. - Boy, that looks good. 456 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,700 You sure you don't wanna have some, Olive? 457 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,900 Those waffles are gonna be awful lonely in there. 458 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:50,600 Watch this. 459 00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:53,900 Wait! Stop! Don't eat it all. 460 00:28:58,900 --> 00:29:01,200 - All right, Olive... - Richard! 461 00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:07,700 Hey, Stan! 462 00:29:07,900 --> 00:29:11,300 Stan, it's Richard. Again. Listen, I know you're busy, 463 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:15,000 but we're just dying to hear what sort of numbers you came up with in Scottsdale. 464 00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:16,800 So, give me a call, please. 465 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:18,900 Hey, did you get him? 466 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,200 No, I can't get a signal out of this thing. 467 00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:26,700 - How long till we get there? - A long time, honey. 468 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,700 I know. But how long? 469 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:32,800 Well, we gotta do 600 miles of driving today and 200 tomorrow. 470 00:29:32,900 --> 00:29:35,670 - That's a lot of driving. Let's go. - Well, honey, I'll drive for a while. 471 00:29:35,700 --> 00:29:37,220 - No, no. I got it. - No, you're right. 472 00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:40,800 I gotta learn how to do this. I mean, you're doing it. How hard can it be? 473 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,800 - Push the stick down hard. - I'm pushing hard. 474 00:29:48,300 --> 00:29:49,300 Okay, okay, there you go. 475 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,000 Now push the clutch in all the way to the floor. 476 00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:53,600 It's on the floor! 477 00:29:55,100 --> 00:29:56,400 The floor! 478 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:08,600 - Sticking on there. - Push it down hard. 479 00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:15,300 Well, you've got a problem. 480 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,500 Your clutch is shot. 481 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,900 Can we get a new one? 482 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,500 These old buses, you... have to order the part. 483 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,200 How long does it take? 484 00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:29,100 Well, it's the weekend. 485 00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:34,900 So... maybe... Thursday. 486 00:30:48,900 --> 00:30:54,300 Is there a... dealership around here? 487 00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:57,000 Well, they're probably gonna be closed. 488 00:30:57,100 --> 00:30:59,200 It's the weekend, you know. 489 00:30:59,300 --> 00:31:01,900 Yes, we're aware of that. 490 00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:06,200 I'll tell you what. You know these old buses? 491 00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:11,200 You don't need the clutch to change from the 3rd to the 4th. 492 00:31:11,300 --> 00:31:15,300 You only really need the clutch to go from number 1 to number 2. 493 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:18,800 But as long as you keep parking on a hill, 494 00:31:18,900 --> 00:31:23,000 and you let it go, and it goes 15, 20 miles per hour, 495 00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:25,900 you start her in 3rd, and then you go from 3rd to 4th. 496 00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:29,200 What if you're not on a hill? There's no hill. 497 00:31:29,300 --> 00:31:31,400 What if there's no hill? What do you...? 498 00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:33,800 Yeah, it's... 499 00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:43,200 Olive, Dad, I want you in the car first. 500 00:31:43,300 --> 00:31:46,000 - I know. We know. - All right, here we go! 501 00:31:48,300 --> 00:31:51,500 Everybody push! All right! 502 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,700 Here we go! Push! Push! 503 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,500 Okay. Okay. Okay! 504 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:04,100 I just want everyone here to know that I am the preeminent Proust scholar... 505 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:05,760 - ...in the United States. - Here we go! 506 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,500 - Come, on, honey. - I'm putting it in gear! 507 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,900 - Go, honey! - Come on! 508 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,200 Come on, Olive! Run! Run! Come on! 509 00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:16,200 - Come on! - Sheryl, let's go! 510 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,800 Sheryl! 511 00:32:22,300 --> 00:32:23,600 Frank, let's go! 512 00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:25,170 - I'm coming. - You're losing them. 513 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,400 - Slow down! - I can't slow down! 514 00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:29,800 Come on! Come on! Come on, you dumb bastard! 515 00:32:29,900 --> 00:32:31,670 I can't. I can't slow down. I can't slow down! 516 00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:34,600 - Let's go! - Dwayne, help him. Come on! 517 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,000 Come on. Come on. Get in. 518 00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:42,500 No one gets left behind! 519 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,800 - Close the door! - No one gets left behind! 520 00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:47,600 Outstanding, soldier! Outstanding! 521 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,300 Outstanding. 522 00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:57,700 - Was that fun? - Yeah. 523 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,700 So, finally I'm just sitting there, 524 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,700 and I decide, you know, "This is Stan Grossman. What the hell?" 525 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,100 And I start pitching him the nine steps. 526 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:59,300 And about, I don't know, 2 minutes in, he stops me, he says... 527 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,800 "I can sell this." 528 00:34:01,900 --> 00:34:03,800 Mm-hmm. Interesting. 529 00:34:03,900 --> 00:34:06,220 Yeah, and this is the guy who knows how to do it, you know. 530 00:34:06,300 --> 00:34:08,600 You start with a book, and then you do a media tour, 531 00:34:08,700 --> 00:34:11,300 corporate events, DVD, VHS series. 532 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:15,200 I mean, there's a whole fascinating science into how you roll these things out. 533 00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:16,300 - Wow! - Yeah. 534 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,570 - So, he's in Scottsdale right now, you know... - Uh-huh. 535 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:22,000 ...building the buzz and kind of getting the whole hype thing going. 536 00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:25,600 He's doing what the pros call "a ticking clock auction". 537 00:34:25,700 --> 00:34:28,800 Oh, how about that! 538 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:36,200 Yeah, and I can detect that note of sarcasm there, Frank. 539 00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:39,100 What sarcasm? I didn't... hear it. 540 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,200 But I want you to know something. 541 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,200 I feel sorry for you. 542 00:34:43,300 --> 00:34:46,100 - You do? Good. - Yeah, I do. 543 00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:48,600 Because sarcasm is the refuge of losers. 544 00:34:48,700 --> 00:34:51,100 - It is? Really? - Yep. 545 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:54,600 Sarcasm is losers trying to bring winners down to their level. 546 00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:55,970 And that's step four in the program. 547 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,600 Wow, Richard, you've really opened my eyes to what a loser I am. 548 00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:00,570 How much do I owe you for those pearls of wisdom? 549 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:01,870 - Oh, that one's on the house, buddy. - It is? 550 00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:04,070 - Yeah, it's on the house. That's on the house! - Okay, you guys, that's enough. 551 00:35:04,100 --> 00:35:06,500 - Wow! That was for free? - No charge. - Frank, stop it. 552 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:07,670 - You're not gonna charge me for that? - No charge. - Frank, stop it. 553 00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:10,100 - Stop it! - Laugh it up! - He started it. 554 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,500 Oh, wait a second. 555 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:12,670 - Hey, hey, quiet. This is it. - You are so bad! 556 00:35:12,700 --> 00:35:13,900 This is that call. 557 00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:17,600 Hello? 558 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,800 Stan? 559 00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:22,100 Stan? 560 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:33,000 Stan Grossman? Richard Hoover. 561 00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:36,000 Finally! How're you doing? 562 00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:39,300 No, I know. We were on the highway, and I lost you on my cell. 563 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,600 Forget about it. How'd we do? 564 00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:50,220 Honey, I'm gonna use the ladies' room. You need to go? 565 00:35:50,300 --> 00:35:53,600 No. I'm gonna go practice my routine over there. 566 00:35:53,700 --> 00:35:56,200 Okay, well, don't go too far. 567 00:35:56,300 --> 00:35:59,300 Well, I think that we just gotta talk to him a little... 568 00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:01,400 No, you gotta talk to... 569 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,500 No, Stan, listen to me. Hold on now. 570 00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,100 I am going to get something to drink. You want anything? 571 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:12,200 - Yeah, get me some porn. - Okay. 572 00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:15,600 Get me something really nasty too. I don't want any of that airbrushed shit. 573 00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:17,400 - Okay. - Okay, here's a 20. 574 00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:20,600 Get yourself a little treat too. Get yourself a fag rag. 575 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,800 All right! I will! 576 00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:28,500 That one. Yes. And that one. 577 00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:32,000 And... I would like that one. No, down. 578 00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:35,500 Yes. Yes. Yes. I would like that one. 579 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,500 And... I will have a... 580 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,300 a blue raspberry Slushee. 581 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,300 Frank? 582 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,300 Oh, my God! How are you? 583 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,720 I thought you were gonna be in Santa Fe for the conference. 584 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,100 I was looking for you. 585 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,200 - Aren't you supposed to be in New Haven? - Yeah. 586 00:36:54,300 --> 00:36:57,270 - Well, I mean, you heard about Larry and the whole genius thing, right? - Yeah. 587 00:36:57,300 --> 00:36:59,700 - It's official. - Oh, good. 588 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,900 So, we're going to this private spa in Sedona for the week and then... 589 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,800 - Larry's here? - Yeah. 590 00:37:04,900 --> 00:37:09,000 - He's out filling the tank. - Oh! Yeah, there he is. 591 00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:12,600 Wow! I can't believe this. How have you been? 592 00:37:12,700 --> 00:37:14,600 I've been fine. 593 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:17,600 Good. Good. 594 00:37:17,700 --> 00:37:21,600 You know, I heard that you got fired. 595 00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:25,000 Yeah. No, I quit, 'cause enough is enough, you know? 596 00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:27,400 Right. Good. Good. 597 00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:30,300 So, what are you up to now? 598 00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:33,600 I'm weighing my options and... 599 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,900 just, you know, taking some time off... 600 00:37:39,100 --> 00:37:41,100 Great. That's great. 601 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,600 $19.79, sir. 602 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,600 So... 603 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,000 - Well, it was great to see you. - Yeah, you too. 604 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,500 - Take care of yourself. - You too. 605 00:37:57,700 --> 00:37:58,900 Bye. 606 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:31,300 Hey, you forgot your Slushee. 607 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,300 You're in Scottsdale right now, right? 608 00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:38,400 Okay, I can come by. 609 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:41,600 I'm gonna be coming through there. I could swing right by. We could... 610 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,700 Christ! He's not getting it. 611 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,800 Did you try that? 612 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,600 Listen to what I'm saying, Stan! 613 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,400 So, what happened? 614 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,800 Nothing. Let's get out of here. 615 00:39:04,900 --> 00:39:07,600 Wait a minute. I thought you said this was a done deal. 616 00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:08,770 He said it was a done deal. 617 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,700 What, you didn't get anything? 618 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,400 Oh, my God! Where does that leave us? 619 00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:14,000 Fucked. That's where it leaves us. 620 00:39:14,100 --> 00:39:15,370 I can't believe I'm hearing this! 621 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,070 - Did you even try negotiating? - Yes, I tried! 622 00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:19,600 Of course I tried! What do you think I...? 623 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,100 Let's just go, okay? Let's go. Let's go. Come on. 624 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:31,200 Let's go! 625 00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:11,000 "Where's Olive?" 626 00:40:25,900 --> 00:40:27,070 - All right, Frank. - Come on, Olive. 627 00:40:27,100 --> 00:40:29,070 - Come on, Olive. - Come on, honey. - Come on, sweetie, jump. 628 00:40:29,100 --> 00:40:31,200 - Jump in the car. We can't stop. Jump. - Be careful! 629 00:40:31,300 --> 00:40:32,900 - I got her! I got her! - Yes! 630 00:40:53,700 --> 00:40:55,600 Richard... 631 00:40:57,300 --> 00:40:58,800 Yeah. 632 00:40:59,300 --> 00:41:03,200 Whatever happens, you tried to do something on your own, 633 00:41:03,300 --> 00:41:05,700 which is more than most people ever do. 634 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,700 And I include myself in that category. 635 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:14,600 You took a big chance. That took guts, and I'm proud of you. 636 00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:19,800 Okay, Dad. Thank you. 637 00:41:30,300 --> 00:41:32,200 Thank you, Dad. 638 00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:08,500 Okay, here is 11. 639 00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:10,700 Frank, you're 12. 640 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000 And Grandpa's 13. 641 00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:17,000 Can I sleep with Grandpa tonight? 642 00:42:17,100 --> 00:42:19,000 Well, you'll have to ask Grandpa. 643 00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:21,400 - Grandpa? - I got two beds. 644 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:23,400 You could still use some rehearsing. 645 00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,800 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. 646 00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:35,200 All right, everybody, we have a long day tomorrow. 647 00:42:35,300 --> 00:42:38,200 So, I'll knock on your doors at 7:00 a.m. 648 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,700 That means no lollygagging. 649 00:42:40,900 --> 00:42:43,700 We need to be packed and on the road by 7:40, guys. 650 00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,670 - Frank, you guys'll be okay? - Yeah, we're fine. 651 00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:46,800 Okay, well, good night. 652 00:42:46,900 --> 00:42:48,600 - Good night. - Sleep tight. 653 00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:51,100 Okay. 654 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,900 What a fucking nightmare! 655 00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,300 Richard, we have to talk. 656 00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,300 Please... 657 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:21,900 Sheryl, let's just get through this and go home. 658 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000 No, Richard, we have to talk now! 659 00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:26,260 Well, I tried to tell you we couldn't afford this trip! 660 00:43:26,300 --> 00:43:29,600 - Do you realize we're becoming bankrupt? - We are not bankrupt! 661 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:33,900 Hey, don't listen to that. 662 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000 Let's turn on the tube. 663 00:43:36,100 --> 00:43:37,870 ...we enthusiastically agree that the right man... 664 00:43:37,900 --> 00:43:40,260 - I'm gonna brush my teeth. - ...to preserve the traditions. 665 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:45,600 Secretary Rumsfeld and I thought long and hard about this important choice. 666 00:43:45,700 --> 00:43:48,600 - To me... - You said this was a lock, Richard! 667 00:43:48,700 --> 00:43:52,200 - You said it was a done deal! - Stan Grossman said it was a done deal! 668 00:43:52,300 --> 00:43:55,200 - I'm not married to Stan Grossman! - I trusted him, all right?! 669 00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:58,200 You gotta trust in order to be trusted! That's step six! 670 00:43:58,300 --> 00:44:00,600 Oh, fuck the nine steps, Richard! 671 00:44:00,700 --> 00:44:03,300 They're not working! Forget it! It's over! 672 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:06,600 I never wanna hear about the nine steps again! 673 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,600 Perfect. Perfect. You're the world champion growler. 674 00:44:18,700 --> 00:44:21,300 Time for your beauty rest. Get in there. 675 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,700 There you go. 676 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,600 Good night. 677 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,600 - Grandpa? - Yeah. 678 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:40,100 - I'm kinda scared about tomorrow. - Are you kidding me? 679 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:43,600 You're gonna blow 'em out of the water. They're not gonna know what hit 'em. 680 00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:47,300 - Grandpa? - Yeah. 681 00:44:48,700 --> 00:44:51,600 - Am I pretty? - Olive... 682 00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:57,600 You are the most beautiful girl in the whole world. 683 00:44:58,100 --> 00:45:00,100 Nah, you're just saying that. 684 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,000 No, I'm not. I'm madly in love with you. 685 00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:04,800 And it's not because of your brains or your personality. 686 00:45:04,900 --> 00:45:08,500 It's because you're beautiful, inside and out. 687 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,300 - Grandpa? - What? 688 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:19,000 - I don't wanna be a loser. - You're not a loser. 689 00:45:19,100 --> 00:45:21,800 Where'd you get the idea you're a loser? 690 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,400 Because Daddy hates losers. 691 00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:27,800 Back up a minute. 692 00:45:27,900 --> 00:45:29,800 You know what a loser is? 693 00:45:29,900 --> 00:45:35,600 A real loser is somebody that's so afraid of not winning, they don't even try. 694 00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:39,600 - Now, you're trying, right? - Yeah. 695 00:45:39,700 --> 00:45:43,700 Well, then, you're not a loser. We're gonna have fun tomorrow, right? 696 00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:46,300 Yeah. 697 00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:50,200 We can tell 'em all to go to hell. 698 00:45:50,300 --> 00:45:52,900 Good night, sweetie. I love you. 699 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,800 What are you doing? 700 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,800 I'm gonna fix this. 701 00:46:22,300 --> 00:46:24,200 Richard? 702 00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,500 I'm gonna fix this. 703 00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,100 Here we go. Here we go. 704 00:47:23,900 --> 00:47:25,800 Hi. 705 00:48:41,900 --> 00:48:43,900 Hi. Stan Grossman, please. 706 00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,700 Stan, it's Richard. I don't know where the fuck you are. 707 00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:54,300 I'm at the hotel. Call me. 708 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:10,300 So, he's standing there and he says to me... 709 00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:13,300 "The book is really a memoirs from my life experience." 710 00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:15,600 It's like he's 20. 711 00:49:18,100 --> 00:49:21,020 So I said, "You want me to teach you about life experiences, you sit down. 712 00:49:21,100 --> 00:49:23,800 "You can write a book about my experiences." 713 00:49:23,900 --> 00:49:26,600 So, he says to me... 714 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,700 Hello, Stan. 715 00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:34,500 - You're the one that said it would sell! - That's what I thought at the time. 716 00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:38,300 But it's a great program. You said so yourself. I mean, I don't understand. 717 00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:42,600 It's not the program, Richard. It's you. Okay? 718 00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:47,400 No one's heard of you. Nobody cares. 719 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,400 What's the next step? 720 00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:59,500 There is none. We had our shot. 721 00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:02,300 It didn't fly. We move on. 722 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,500 - You mean give up? - Richard. 723 00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:09,800 Hey, whoa, hey! One setback here, and you're ready to just quit? 724 00:50:09,900 --> 00:50:13,100 Richard, listen. I pushed this thing hard, okay? 725 00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:16,800 I rammed it down their fucking throats, and no one bought it! 726 00:50:17,100 --> 00:50:19,600 It's time to move on. 727 00:50:19,900 --> 00:50:21,900 You're not gonna win this one. 728 00:50:24,100 --> 00:50:26,400 Okay. Okay. You know what? 729 00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:29,500 Good. I'm glad. You know why? 730 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:32,300 Because this is what the nine steps are all about. 731 00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:34,400 - Right here, Stan. Right here! - Richard... 732 00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:36,070 - Richard, please. - Yeah, no. You blew it! 733 00:50:36,100 --> 00:50:38,400 You blew it. You're out! 734 00:50:47,500 --> 00:50:51,500 Mom? Dad? 735 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:58,200 What is it, hon? 736 00:50:58,300 --> 00:51:00,600 Grandpa won't wake up. 737 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,100 Wanna take an eye test? 738 00:51:19,300 --> 00:51:21,600 Uncle Frank, an eye test? 739 00:51:24,100 --> 00:51:25,800 Olive, come here. Put those away. 740 00:51:25,900 --> 00:51:27,600 We're gonna have a family meeting. 741 00:51:27,700 --> 00:51:29,400 Dwayne, family meeting. 742 00:51:33,700 --> 00:51:35,600 First of all, 743 00:51:35,700 --> 00:51:40,000 the doctors are doing everything they can to help Grandpa right now. 744 00:51:40,100 --> 00:51:44,200 He's had a long, eventful life, 745 00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:47,400 and I know he loves both of you very much. 746 00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:52,200 But if God wants to take him, we have to be ready to accept that, okay? 747 00:51:54,100 --> 00:51:58,400 Whatever happens, we're a family. 748 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:03,000 And what's important is that we love each other. 749 00:52:03,100 --> 00:52:06,800 I love you guys so, so much. 750 00:52:35,700 --> 00:52:38,000 Are you the family of Edwin Hoover? 751 00:52:38,100 --> 00:52:40,000 Yes. 752 00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:46,200 I'm sorry. We did everything we could. 753 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:49,100 He was... 754 00:52:49,300 --> 00:52:51,600 Well, it was too much. 755 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:55,300 He probably just fell asleep and never woke up. 756 00:52:57,300 --> 00:53:01,100 I'll have someone come talk to you about handling the remains. 757 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,500 Thank you. 758 00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:17,800 Linda! 759 00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:26,500 Mom? 760 00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:28,500 Is Grandpa dead? 761 00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:31,800 Yeah, honey. He passed away. 762 00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:52,100 Hi. 763 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,400 I'm your bereavement liaison, Linda. 764 00:53:59,100 --> 00:54:02,600 - My consolations for your loss. - Thank you. 765 00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:06,000 Okay, these are the forms you need to fill out. 766 00:54:06,100 --> 00:54:08,770 A death certificate. 767 00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:12,000 A report of death. An M.E. pink slip. 768 00:54:12,100 --> 00:54:15,000 - Please try and be as detailed as possible. - Okay. 769 00:54:15,300 --> 00:54:20,100 This is a brochure for a grief recovery support group that meets on Tuesdays. 770 00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:23,400 And, if you like, at this time, I can refer you to a funeral home, 771 00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:25,500 so you can begin making your own arrangements. 772 00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:29,500 Actually, pre-arrangements have already been made in Albuquerque. 773 00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:32,500 Albuquerque? 774 00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:34,560 We're actually on our way to California right now. 775 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:35,870 If the body is crossing state lines, 776 00:54:35,900 --> 00:54:39,100 you're gonna need a burial transit permit from the county registrar's office. 777 00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:42,700 Okay, but we're trying to get to Redondo Beach by 3 o'clock. 778 00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,600 3 o'clock today?! 779 00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:46,900 Ain't gonna happen. 780 00:54:49,100 --> 00:54:51,200 Okay, can I just... 781 00:54:51,300 --> 00:54:54,900 I know that this is... this might be a little unusual, 782 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,500 but if maybe we could just go, 783 00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:58,600 and then we'll come back, 784 00:54:58,700 --> 00:55:01,000 and we'll take care of all the paperwork, and, you know... 785 00:55:01,100 --> 00:55:03,000 No. You can't just abandon the body. 786 00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:05,800 No, no, no. Nobody's gonna abandon the body. 787 00:55:05,900 --> 00:55:08,570 - We're just gonna go and come... back. - Otherwise, the hospital becomes responsible. 788 00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:09,670 - We're gonna go and come back. - Sir... 789 00:55:09,700 --> 00:55:11,570 - ...there are ways we have of doing things. - You are not following me. 790 00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:12,670 - Sir! - I don't think you're listening. 791 00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:13,770 - We're gonna go and come back. - You are not the only one that's had... 792 00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:15,800 ...somebody die here today, okay? 793 00:55:22,300 --> 00:55:26,700 Is there any way we might be able to view the remains? 794 00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:35,600 We haven't had a chance to move him downstairs, 795 00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:39,900 so someone may come in in a few minutes to take him to the basement. 796 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,900 Just tell them who you are, and they will wait. 797 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,800 - Thank you. - Okay? 798 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,800 And when you're done with the paperwork, I'll be at the nurses' station. 799 00:55:48,900 --> 00:55:51,500 - Great. Thank you, Linda. - Thank you. 800 00:56:28,900 --> 00:56:33,100 Goddamn it, Dad! Goddamn it! 801 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,900 Stupid. 802 00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:49,300 We'll go to Little Miss Sunshine next year, okay, honey? 803 00:56:50,100 --> 00:56:51,400 Next year. 804 00:56:59,700 --> 00:57:04,500 No. No. We've come 700 miles. 805 00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:08,000 I will be damned if I'm not making that contest, Sheryl. 806 00:57:08,100 --> 00:57:10,700 Well, Richard, we can't leave him here. 807 00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:15,600 We're not gonna leave him. 808 00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:20,900 - Richard, what are you doing? - Fuck! 809 00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:29,170 - Dwayne, go around outside. - Richard, what are you thinking? 810 00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:31,570 - We're gonna take him with us. - No, no. That is not happening. 811 00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:34,320 - That is not happening. - He's better off with us that these people. 812 00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:36,470 I want you to go around outside underneath this window. 813 00:57:36,500 --> 00:57:38,170 - Frank you go with him. - No, no. Dwayne, don't you dare move. 814 00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:40,900 No, honey, look, you stay here. We'll take Olive. Frank can drive. 815 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,600 No, Sheryl, we'll be there in two hours. 816 00:57:43,700 --> 00:57:46,400 Listen to me! I'll call a funeral home once we get there. 817 00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:48,600 If there's one thing my father would have wanted, 818 00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:51,900 it's to see Olive perform in the Little Miss Sunshine Pageant. 819 00:57:52,100 --> 00:57:55,900 Now, I believe we'd be doing a grave disservice to his memory, 820 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,600 if we were to just give up now. All right? 821 00:57:58,700 --> 00:58:01,400 There's two kinds of people in this world. 822 00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:05,000 There's winners and there's losers. Okay? You know what the difference is? 823 00:58:05,100 --> 00:58:07,100 Winners don't give up. 824 00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:10,800 So, what are we here? Are we winners, or are we losers? 825 00:58:13,100 --> 00:58:15,900 Okay, okay, okay. Let's do it. 826 00:58:16,100 --> 00:58:19,000 You guys go. Olive, you watch the curtain. 827 00:58:24,100 --> 00:58:28,300 I don't know. I have no reason to assume it's gonna be otherwise. 828 00:58:28,500 --> 00:58:30,500 Watch. Get the back. Get the back. 829 00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:33,100 Shh. Go, go, go. 830 00:58:35,100 --> 00:58:36,600 Yeah, 1 o'clock. 831 00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:40,600 Now? 832 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:44,000 He's very heavy. Be gentle. 833 00:58:46,300 --> 00:58:47,600 One, two... 834 00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:49,800 Okay, three. 835 00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:53,300 Wait, wait, wait! Not yet. Not yet. 836 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,200 Okay, go. Go, go, go. 837 00:58:55,300 --> 00:58:56,600 - Go. - Shh, shh, shh. 838 00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:58,100 Okay, okay. 839 00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:00,400 Richard, I can't do it!<. 840 00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:02,400 Come on. 841 00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:04,700 Dad! Come on! Hurry up! 842 00:59:09,100 --> 00:59:12,100 Okay, he's slipping. Okay. 843 00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:18,300 I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. 844 00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:23,600 Be careful. 845 00:59:26,900 --> 00:59:28,600 Be cool. Be cool. 846 00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:30,600 Hurry up! 847 00:59:31,900 --> 00:59:33,800 Keep watch, Olive. 848 00:59:35,100 --> 00:59:36,600 Watch the curb. Watch the curb. 849 00:59:44,100 --> 00:59:45,600 Watch his head! Watch it! 850 00:59:47,300 --> 00:59:48,500 Keys. 851 00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:54,100 Swing him around this way. 852 00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:56,600 - Olive, get in. - Here we go. 853 00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:59,300 Okay, let's go. 854 01:00:02,900 --> 01:00:05,600 All right. Let's go, Frank. 855 01:00:05,700 --> 01:00:09,300 Did I mention that I am the preeminent Proust scholar in the U.S.? 856 01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:13,300 Here we go! Here we go! 857 01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:15,600 Are you okay? 858 01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:26,100 - Dad? - Yeah, honey? 859 01:00:29,700 --> 01:00:31,900 What's gonna happen to Grandpa? 860 01:00:53,700 --> 01:00:55,600 Uncle Frank? 861 01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:57,600 Yeah? 862 01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:01,900 Do you think there's a heaven? 863 01:01:04,100 --> 01:01:08,600 That's hard to say, Olive. I don't think anyone knows for sure. 864 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:12,600 I know, but what do you think? 865 01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:18,500 - Well... - I think there is one. 866 01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:23,200 - You think I'll get in? - Yes. 867 01:01:23,300 --> 01:01:25,400 - You promise? - Yes. 868 01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:41,800 Whoa! Hey! Son of a bitch! 869 01:01:41,900 --> 01:01:44,700 - What happened? - He cut me off. 870 01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:51,100 Okay, just leave it. 871 01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:53,600 It's stuck or something. 872 01:01:53,700 --> 01:01:57,100 - Maybe, try pulling it from under here. - No, no. Just leave it. 873 01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:01,600 - Fix it when we get there. - Okay, fine. 874 01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:10,500 Oh, Jesus! God! 875 01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:13,600 I'm being pulled over. Here we go. 876 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:19,200 Okay. Everybody just pretend to be normal, okay? 877 01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:22,200 Like everything's normal here. 878 01:02:35,100 --> 01:02:37,500 How you folks doin'? 879 01:02:37,700 --> 01:02:41,300 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're fine. Just... 880 01:02:41,500 --> 01:02:42,870 - Little trouble with the horn? - Sorry. 881 01:02:42,900 --> 01:02:45,100 - What? - Havin' a little trouble with your horn? 882 01:02:45,300 --> 01:02:47,100 Yeah. 883 01:02:48,500 --> 01:02:51,800 Little trouble. Sorry. Sorry. 884 01:02:51,900 --> 01:02:54,900 Could you step outside the vehicle? 885 01:03:04,100 --> 01:03:06,300 - Step this way, please. - No, no. 886 01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:09,000 - What? - Don't... 887 01:03:09,100 --> 01:03:11,300 "Don't" what? 888 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,800 - Do you have something in your trunk, sir? - It's nothing... 889 01:03:16,900 --> 01:03:17,900 Don't open it. 890 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,970 Sir, do you realize you've just given me probable cause to search your trunk? 891 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:23,100 - Just... - Put your hands on the vehicle now! 892 01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:24,300 - I just want... - Now! 893 01:03:24,900 --> 01:03:27,200 - Don't move. - Okay. 894 01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:31,600 It's not illegal! 895 01:03:31,700 --> 01:03:34,100 Sir, I would advise you to keep your mouth shut! 896 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,900 Oh, my God! What is he doing? 897 01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:47,500 - It's not illegal. - Goddamn! 898 01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:55,900 Sir, could you come back here? 899 01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:07,600 I love this stuff. I love it. 900 01:04:07,700 --> 01:04:09,800 God bless ya. God bless ya. 901 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,200 Don't worry, I'm not gonna bust ya. 902 01:04:12,300 --> 01:04:14,600 Oh, thank you. 903 01:04:14,900 --> 01:04:17,500 How you doin'? 904 01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:23,100 - Cute family. That's nice. - Thank you. 905 01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:26,400 This on the side. A little of this, a little of that. 906 01:04:26,500 --> 01:04:28,700 - Oh, man! - Sweetness. 907 01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:31,000 That is sweet, yeah. 908 01:04:31,100 --> 01:04:34,500 - Dirty. - And this one is one of my favorites. 909 01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:36,700 Good, yeah. 910 01:04:38,300 --> 01:04:40,800 That's a little different choice. 911 01:04:43,100 --> 01:04:45,600 No? 912 01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:49,800 - Gonna leave that with ya. - All right. 913 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,700 - You have a good day there. - Yeah. 914 01:05:04,100 --> 01:05:06,100 What happened? 915 01:05:06,700 --> 01:05:10,200 I'll tell you when I regain consciousness. 916 01:05:12,500 --> 01:05:15,900 Frank, Dwayne, get out and push. 917 01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:36,500 Okay, there it is... Redondo Beach, 46. 918 01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:38,600 It's 2:15. Might be a few minutes late. 919 01:05:38,700 --> 01:05:41,500 Now, Richard, they said 3 o'clock sharp. They were very explicit. 920 01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:43,500 We can't cross these people. Trust me. 921 01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:46,900 - Mom, Dwayne has 20/20 vision. - I bet he does. 922 01:05:47,100 --> 01:05:50,400 Okay, now I'm gonna check to see if you're color blind. 923 01:05:50,500 --> 01:05:52,600 Asshole! 924 01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:56,700 What's the letter in the circle? 925 01:05:58,900 --> 01:06:01,800 No, no, no. Inside the circle. 926 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,200 Right there. See? 927 01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:08,100 It's an "A". Can't you see it? Right there. 928 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,300 It's bright green. 929 01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:17,900 Oh, man! 930 01:06:26,500 --> 01:06:29,700 Dwayne, I think you might be color blind. 931 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,600 You can't fly jets if you're color blind. 932 01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:57,400 We've got a little bit of... 933 01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:59,100 Okay, we got an emergency back here. 934 01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:01,500 - I think we just need to pull over, man. - What is it? 935 01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:02,670 - Just, pull over! - What's the emergency? 936 01:07:02,700 --> 01:07:04,700 Dwayne, wait. It's all right, man. 937 01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:07,470 - Dwayne, Dwayne! It's all right. Hold on. - The only emergency is that... 938 01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:10,570 - Just pull over the car! We're not kidding! - Okay, okay! All right, all right! 939 01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:12,300 Could you get him to pull over, please? 940 01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:14,500 - Richard, pull over! - Richard, pull over the car! 941 01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:17,070 - It's all right, honey. We're pulling over. - I'm pulling over. 942 01:07:17,100 --> 01:07:18,570 - Calm down. It's all right. - Stop it. Stop it. 943 01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:21,500 Dwayne! No! No, no. Dwayne, Dawyne. Sit down. Sit down! 944 01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:22,600 God, this better be good! 945 01:07:22,700 --> 01:07:23,870 - Pull over. - I'm pulling over. 946 01:07:23,900 --> 01:07:25,420 - Let him down. - All right, all right. 947 01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:26,570 - Stop the car. - Okay, okay. 948 01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:28,900 - It's gonna be okay, Dwayne. - Do not open the door. 949 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:31,000 Dwayne? Oh, God! 950 01:07:35,100 --> 01:07:37,100 Fuck! 951 01:07:41,700 --> 01:07:45,100 - What happened? - He's color blind. He can't fly. 952 01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:47,600 Oh, Jesus! Oh, no! 953 01:07:52,700 --> 01:07:54,800 Just give him a second. 954 01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:19,100 Dwayne? 955 01:08:22,700 --> 01:08:24,900 Dwayne, honey, I'm sorry. 956 01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:35,100 - Dwayne, come on. We have to go. - I'm not going. 957 01:08:38,100 --> 01:08:40,800 - Dwayne... - I said I'm not. 958 01:08:40,900 --> 01:08:44,900 Okay? I don't care. I'm not getting on that bus again. 959 01:08:45,300 --> 01:08:47,300 Dwayne, for better or worse, we're your family. 960 01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:51,400 No, you're not my family! Okay? I don't wanna be your family! 961 01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:55,700 I hate you fucking people! I hate you! 962 01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:59,100 Divorce, bankrupt, suicide! 963 01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:02,700 You fucking losers! You're losers! 964 01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:08,700 No. Please just leave me here, Mom. 965 01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:11,700 Okay? Please, please, please. 966 01:09:14,300 --> 01:09:16,500 Please just leave me here. 967 01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:29,100 Shit! 968 01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:34,600 I don't know what to do. 969 01:09:34,900 --> 01:09:37,700 Well, it's getting late. 970 01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:40,700 Maybe, can somebody stay here with him? 971 01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:43,800 - I'll stay. - Oh, that is not happening. 972 01:09:46,900 --> 01:09:49,000 All right. Well... 973 01:09:52,100 --> 01:09:54,200 I'm just worried about the time. 974 01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:59,800 Olive, you... 975 01:09:59,900 --> 01:10:02,100 You wanna try talking to him? 976 01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:05,400 Richard, no! There is nothing to say. We just have to wait. 977 01:10:05,500 --> 01:10:07,100 Honey... 978 01:10:57,200 --> 01:10:59,100 Okay. 979 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:02,900 Let's go. 980 01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:36,800 I apologize for the things I said. 981 01:11:37,100 --> 01:11:41,400 I was upset. I didn't really mean them. 982 01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:46,800 - It's okay. Come on. - Let's go. 983 01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:55,800 2:55. All right, everybody, look for the exit, okay? 984 01:11:59,500 --> 01:12:02,100 Here! Here's the turnoff. Turn in here. 985 01:12:02,300 --> 01:12:05,500 - Does anybody see the Redondo Suites? - There! There's the hotel! 986 01:12:05,600 --> 01:12:07,970 - There it is! There it is, Olive. - Little Miss Sunshine! Little Miss Sunshine! 987 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:09,700 We're gonna make it. We're gonna make it. 988 01:12:11,100 --> 01:12:12,600 All right. How... 989 01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:15,800 How the hell do you get over there? 990 01:12:15,900 --> 01:12:18,500 - Sheryl? - No, no, no! 991 01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:22,700 - No, no! You're passing it! - Richard, turn around, turn around. 992 01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:25,300 - You drove past it! - You've gotta turn around! 993 01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:26,570 What are you doing? It's back there! 994 01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:27,970 - I can't turn around. - Come on, Dad! 995 01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:30,800 Does anybody see a way back? It's a one-way street! 996 01:12:31,100 --> 01:12:34,600 Rich, Rich! You've got parking lots on the right! 997 01:12:35,100 --> 01:12:37,100 - Here, here, here! - Put your seat belt on, baby! 998 01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:39,800 - What are you doing? - I can't slow down! I can't! 999 01:12:39,900 --> 01:12:40,900 Shit! 1000 01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:42,000 What time is it, Frank? 1001 01:12:42,100 --> 01:12:44,300 - Oh, 2:59. - Dad! 1002 01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:46,800 It's a straight shot from here. We're gonna make it. 1003 01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:49,700 - Oh, it's a dead end! - I'm not going back! 1004 01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:52,500 - Richard, you have to go back! - That is a one-way road! 1005 01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:55,500 That'll take us all the way back to the freeway! 1006 01:12:55,600 --> 01:12:59,100 You're the one who told me to go left back there! 1007 01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:01,800 I'm not turning back! 1008 01:13:02,100 --> 01:13:03,600 Richard! 1009 01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:09,500 What are you doing? You can't do this! 1010 01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:10,600 God, Richard! 1011 01:13:10,700 --> 01:13:12,600 Okay, here's the hotel. 1012 01:13:12,700 --> 01:13:14,500 Okay, stop! 1013 01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:16,700 - Where's the entrance? - Right here, right here! 1014 01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:18,700 You're passing it! You're passing it! 1015 01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:20,800 Hold on! 1016 01:13:22,500 --> 01:13:24,600 Here we go. One more time. Little bump. 1017 01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:32,700 Mom! 1018 01:14:13,100 --> 01:14:17,500 - Hello? Hi, we'd like to register. - Sorry, we're closed. 1019 01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:19,500 No. We have the entrant right here. 1020 01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:23,100 - We just wanna check in. - Registration ended at 3:00. 1021 01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:26,000 - It's 3 o'clock now. - No. 1022 01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:28,500 Oh, come on. Have a heart. We're 4 minutes late. 1023 01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:30,170 We just drove all the way from Albuquerque. 1024 01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:32,600 - Then you should've been here by 3:00. - Wait, wait, wait. 1025 01:14:32,700 --> 01:14:34,800 There must be some way we can work this out. Please. 1026 01:14:34,900 --> 01:14:39,000 Everybody else was here before 3:00. I'd be giving unfair advantage. 1027 01:14:39,100 --> 01:14:42,170 No, no. We're not looking for an advantage. We just want her to compete. That's it! 1028 01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:44,700 Don't yell at me, sir. I didn't make you late. 1029 01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:48,100 We've settled on the schedule for the show. We've turned off the computers. 1030 01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:51,400 Our line-up is final. And I have a hair check to do. 1031 01:14:51,500 --> 01:14:54,700 I'm sorry that you're late, but I can't help you. 1032 01:14:56,600 --> 01:14:58,100 Please. 1033 01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:02,600 You don't know what we've been through. 1034 01:15:06,300 --> 01:15:10,700 Miss Jenkins? I can put them in the system. 1035 01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:15,100 - Oh, Kirby, you don't have to. - No, it's okay. It's 5 minutes. 1036 01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:18,700 Well, it's your time. Excuse me. 1037 01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:21,100 Thank you, Kirby. Thank you very much. 1038 01:15:21,300 --> 01:15:22,860 Really, you don't know what this means. 1039 01:15:22,900 --> 01:15:24,600 Please, it's only 5 minutes. 1040 01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:28,500 I am not working for these people next year. These people are crazy. 1041 01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:32,400 Okay. So, what's your name? 1042 01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:35,000 - Olive. - That's a nice name. 1043 01:15:35,100 --> 01:15:38,500 Mom, Mom! Look! It's Miss California! 1044 01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:41,300 - Look, it's really her! - You wanna go say hi? 1045 01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:48,400 Thank you. 1046 01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:51,700 - Hi! What's your name? - Olive. 1047 01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:55,300 - What's your talent, Olive? - I like dancing. 1048 01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:58,000 Dancing was too hard for me. I'm a singer. 1049 01:15:58,100 --> 01:16:00,300 You must be a good dancer. 1050 01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:02,400 I am. I'm really good. 1051 01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:04,500 I bet you are. 1052 01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:07,900 Well, thanks for stopping by, Olive. Best of luck. 1053 01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:12,900 Miss California? 1054 01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:16,400 - Do you eat ice cream? - I love ice cream. 1055 01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:19,800 My favorite flavor is Chocolate Cherry Garcia, 1056 01:16:19,900 --> 01:16:22,600 although, technically, I think that's a frozen yogurt. 1057 01:16:23,300 --> 01:16:26,600 - Okay? - Okay. Thanks. 1058 01:16:26,700 --> 01:16:29,600 - Bye. - Bye. 1059 01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:33,700 - Mom, she eats ice cream. - I heard. 1060 01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:38,900 Your packet has tickets in it and... your badge number. 1061 01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:41,000 - Okay. - Is there anything else? 1062 01:16:41,300 --> 01:16:43,700 Yeah. Is there a funeral home around here? 1063 01:16:58,400 --> 01:16:59,800 - Hi. - Hi. 1064 01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:05,700 Okay, Olive, let's get your swimsuit on. 1065 01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:07,900 You wanna go change behind the curtain? 1066 01:17:08,100 --> 01:17:11,400 This is the last touch-up, everybody. Final touch-ups. Last touch-up. 1067 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:46,400 - Okay, wait! - I won't wait for you! 1068 01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:49,600 Let's get outta here. 1069 01:17:53,900 --> 01:17:56,500 Hey! Hey, Olive Hoover. 1070 01:17:56,600 --> 01:17:59,300 Hey, I need your music. 1071 01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:02,000 - Music, right. Music. - Yeah. 1072 01:18:09,500 --> 01:18:11,400 Here you go. 1073 01:18:11,500 --> 01:18:14,900 - This? Did you choose this? - No, my grandpa did. 1074 01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:17,000 - Your grandpa? - Mm-hm. 1075 01:18:17,100 --> 01:18:19,100 - Which track? - 12. 1076 01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:23,900 We were driving 5-6 hours. Thought he was napping. 1077 01:18:24,100 --> 01:18:26,600 By the time we figured it out, it's... 1078 01:18:27,700 --> 01:18:29,800 - You know. - Too late. 1079 01:18:31,500 --> 01:18:34,000 So, where's the body? 1080 01:18:51,300 --> 01:18:53,200 Personal effects. 1081 01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:55,300 - Thank you. - You take care. 1082 01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:59,000 You too. 1083 01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:39,700 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 24th annual... 1084 01:19:39,800 --> 01:19:43,200 Little Miss Sunshine Pageant! 1085 01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:46,600 Yes! 1086 01:19:46,800 --> 01:19:49,500 Now, please, put your hands together once again 1087 01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:51,200 and help me welcome to the stage 1088 01:19:51,300 --> 01:19:55,200 our 12 beautiful contestants! 1089 01:21:16,100 --> 01:21:20,900 Oh, let's have a big round of applause for our lovely contestants! 1090 01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:25,800 At the end of the evening, one of these girls 1091 01:21:25,900 --> 01:21:29,400 will be crowned Little Miss Sunshine! 1092 01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:40,600 Olive, honey, are you okay in there? 1093 01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:42,800 Yeah, I'm fine. 1094 01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:47,300 Hey. 1095 01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:50,400 What? 1096 01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:53,600 You got a kid in the show? 1097 01:21:53,800 --> 01:21:55,700 Your first time? 1098 01:21:55,900 --> 01:21:57,800 Yeah, yeah. 1099 01:22:46,300 --> 01:22:48,900 America! 1100 01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:51,300 It's so beautiful! 1101 01:22:54,200 --> 01:22:58,200 Sometimes I just wish I could go to sleep till I was 18, 1102 01:22:58,600 --> 01:23:03,300 and skip all this crap, high school and everything. Just skip it. 1103 01:23:05,900 --> 01:23:08,300 You know Marcel Proust? 1104 01:23:08,500 --> 01:23:11,000 - He's the guy you teach. - Yeah. 1105 01:23:11,100 --> 01:23:14,500 French writer. Total loser. 1106 01:23:14,700 --> 01:23:16,600 Never had a real job. 1107 01:23:16,700 --> 01:23:20,000 Unrequited love affairs. Gay. 1108 01:23:20,100 --> 01:23:23,000 Spent 20 years writing a book almost no one reads. 1109 01:23:23,100 --> 01:23:25,470 But he's also probably the greatest writer since Shakespeare. 1110 01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:29,900 Anyway, he... gets down to the end of his life 1111 01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:33,000 and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered, 1112 01:23:33,100 --> 01:23:37,300 those were the best years of his life, 'cause they made him who he was. 1113 01:23:37,400 --> 01:23:41,300 All the years he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn't learn a thing. 1114 01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:45,600 So, if you sleep until you're 18... 1115 01:23:45,700 --> 01:23:49,200 Ah, think of the suffering you're gonna miss! 1116 01:23:49,300 --> 01:23:53,000 I mean, high school? High school, those are your prime suffering years. 1117 01:23:53,100 --> 01:23:55,500 You don't get better suffering than that. 1118 01:23:59,500 --> 01:24:01,500 You know what? 1119 01:24:03,300 --> 01:24:05,200 Fuck beauty contests. 1120 01:24:06,500 --> 01:24:09,800 Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. 1121 01:24:09,900 --> 01:24:13,500 You know, school, then college, then work. 1122 01:24:13,600 --> 01:24:15,600 Fuck that! 1123 01:24:15,700 --> 01:24:17,800 And fuck the Air Force Academy. 1124 01:24:17,900 --> 01:24:21,800 If I wanna fly, I'll find a way to fly. 1125 01:24:21,900 --> 01:24:25,100 You do what you love, and fuck the rest. 1126 01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:33,300 I'm glad you're talking again, Dwayne. 1127 01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:38,400 You're not nearly as stupid as you look. 1128 01:24:45,800 --> 01:24:47,700 Wanna go back? 1129 01:24:47,900 --> 01:24:50,300 Not really. 1130 01:24:51,700 --> 01:24:54,600 Yeah, we should go back. 1131 01:24:57,000 --> 01:25:00,300 And now, the moment we've all been waiting for, 1132 01:25:00,500 --> 01:25:02,900 the talent competition. 1133 01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:15,900 Miss Carly Nugent. 1134 01:25:45,100 --> 01:25:47,500 Yee-haw! 1135 01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:50,200 Yodel-lay-he-hoo, that was great! 1136 01:26:07,800 --> 01:26:09,800 Wow! 1137 01:26:09,900 --> 01:26:12,400 Funky-licious! 1138 01:26:35,100 --> 01:26:37,600 - I'm going backstage. - Yeah, right. See ya. 1139 01:26:41,500 --> 01:26:44,700 Oh, look at you! Is that your costume? 1140 01:26:47,800 --> 01:26:49,800 Okay, here. 1141 01:26:52,300 --> 01:26:53,600 Hey, what's going on? 1142 01:26:53,700 --> 01:26:56,100 Oh, I just came to wish Olive good luck. 1143 01:26:56,200 --> 01:26:58,500 - How're you doing, honey? - Good. 1144 01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:00,600 - Nervous. - Yeah. You're gonna do great. 1145 01:27:00,800 --> 01:27:02,400 I just know it. 1146 01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:04,600 - Can I talk to you for a second? - Yeah. 1147 01:27:06,400 --> 01:27:07,900 What's up? 1148 01:27:10,900 --> 01:27:13,100 I don't want her to go on. 1149 01:27:15,800 --> 01:27:18,000 - Are you authorized to be backstage? - No. 1150 01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:21,300 - Hey, where are the dressing rooms? - Are you allowed to be here? 1151 01:27:21,400 --> 01:27:23,600 Just tell me where the dressing rooms are. 1152 01:27:23,700 --> 01:27:27,600 Listen, we're not in Albuquerque anymore. 1153 01:27:27,900 --> 01:27:30,300 - Hey, how are you feeling? - Better. Where's Olive? 1154 01:27:30,400 --> 01:27:32,800 - There. What's up? - Mom, I don't want Olive doing this. 1155 01:27:32,900 --> 01:27:35,500 - Oh, my God! - Look around! 1156 01:27:35,600 --> 01:27:37,900 - This place is fucked! - He's right! 1157 01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:40,700 Look, I don't want these people judging Olive. Fuck them! 1158 01:27:40,800 --> 01:27:43,400 - Listen, it is too late. - No, it's not too late. 1159 01:27:43,500 --> 01:27:46,800 You're the mom, and you're supposed to protect her. 1160 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:49,600 Everyone is gonna laugh at her, Mom. 1161 01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:52,300 Please don't let her do this. 1162 01:27:52,400 --> 01:27:54,600 Olive Hoover, 2 minutes. 1163 01:27:55,300 --> 01:27:58,100 Look, she's not a beauty queen. 1164 01:27:58,300 --> 01:28:00,300 She's just not. 1165 01:28:00,500 --> 01:28:02,670 - I'm gonna tell her. - No, no, Dwayne. You listen to me. 1166 01:28:02,700 --> 01:28:04,400 Olive is who she is. 1167 01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:07,100 She has worked so hard. She's poured everything into this. 1168 01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:11,100 We can't just take it away from her. We can't! 1169 01:28:11,300 --> 01:28:14,100 I know you wanna protect her. I know, honey... 1170 01:28:14,600 --> 01:28:16,400 but we gotta let Olive be Olive. 1171 01:28:17,400 --> 01:28:20,600 - Olive Hoover. Are you the family? - Yeah. 1172 01:28:20,700 --> 01:28:21,900 Okay? 1173 01:28:23,300 --> 01:28:27,600 - Olive, it's time. You okay? - Yeah. 1174 01:28:28,100 --> 01:28:31,100 - We gotta go now. - Hang on. 1175 01:28:31,400 --> 01:28:34,100 Olive, look at me. 1176 01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:37,400 If you don't wanna do this, that's okay. 1177 01:28:37,600 --> 01:28:42,200 If you wanna sit this one out, it's totally fine by us. We're proud of you anyway. 1178 01:28:43,100 --> 01:28:45,300 We gotta go. 1179 01:28:48,100 --> 01:28:49,600 It's time. 1180 01:28:58,700 --> 01:29:00,700 Ready? Let's go. 1181 01:29:12,600 --> 01:29:14,600 Good luck, honey. 1182 01:29:14,800 --> 01:29:18,600 Copy that. 25 is performance ready, and we're walking. 1183 01:29:20,300 --> 01:29:21,800 As fast as we can. 1184 01:29:24,900 --> 01:29:25,900 Is she going on? 1185 01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:28,000 - Yeah. - She's going on. 1186 01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:33,400 Pure fairy-tale magic. 1187 01:29:33,500 --> 01:29:35,700 Miss Charisma Whiteman! 1188 01:29:36,700 --> 01:29:38,900 Wasn't that a stardust fantasy? 1189 01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:40,000 Thank you for that. 1190 01:29:40,100 --> 01:29:42,700 You have been such a patient audience. 1191 01:29:42,800 --> 01:29:46,100 We have one more contestant, and then we'll be crowning our winner. 1192 01:29:46,200 --> 01:29:48,700 Please give a warm welcome to... 1193 01:29:48,900 --> 01:29:52,500 Miss... Olive Hoover! 1194 01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:09,000 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 1195 01:30:09,100 --> 01:30:13,400 I'd like to dedicate this to my grandpa, 1196 01:30:13,500 --> 01:30:15,700 who showed me these moves. 1197 01:30:15,800 --> 01:30:18,500 Oh, that is so sweet! 1198 01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:21,500 Is he here? Where is your grandpa right now? 1199 01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:24,900 In the trunk of our car. 1200 01:30:25,100 --> 01:30:26,400 Okay! 1201 01:30:26,600 --> 01:30:29,600 Well, take it away, Olive! 1202 01:31:21,700 --> 01:31:23,500 You suck! 1203 01:31:24,900 --> 01:31:27,600 Those little fuckers. I will kill them. 1204 01:31:27,700 --> 01:31:28,700 You stink! 1205 01:31:38,000 --> 01:31:40,100 No, no, no, no, no. 1206 01:32:10,900 --> 01:32:13,400 What is your daughter doing? 1207 01:32:18,600 --> 01:32:22,200 She's kicking ass. 1208 01:32:22,300 --> 01:32:26,600 That's what she's doing. 1209 01:32:38,400 --> 01:32:40,800 Get over here! Get over here! 1210 01:32:40,900 --> 01:32:43,100 I want that little ragamuffin off the stage. 1211 01:32:43,300 --> 01:32:45,500 Go get her right now. Right this minute! 1212 01:32:45,600 --> 01:32:47,400 Don't touch her. 1213 01:32:47,500 --> 01:32:49,600 Your act's over, honey. 1214 01:32:49,700 --> 01:32:51,100 Hey! 1215 01:32:53,300 --> 01:32:56,200 Hey! Hey, let go of my daughter! 1216 01:32:58,600 --> 01:32:59,800 Holy shit! 1217 01:32:59,900 --> 01:33:01,900 Let her finish! 1218 01:33:04,500 --> 01:33:07,900 Get off me! Help! Get off me! 1219 01:33:08,100 --> 01:33:10,600 - Help me! - Take charge! Just take charge! 1220 01:33:10,700 --> 01:33:12,900 Keep dancing, honey! Daddy's okay. 1221 01:33:13,100 --> 01:33:18,100 Get your daughter off this stage right now! 1222 01:33:18,600 --> 01:33:20,300 Now! 1223 01:33:25,400 --> 01:33:26,900 Honey? 1224 01:33:44,500 --> 01:33:46,400 Like that? 1225 01:34:51,300 --> 01:34:55,000 Yeah! All right! 1226 01:35:10,300 --> 01:35:12,600 Okay, you're out. 1227 01:35:12,800 --> 01:35:16,300 On the condition that you never enter your daughter in a beauty pageant 1228 01:35:16,400 --> 01:35:18,900 in the state of California ever again. 1229 01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:20,600 Ever. 1230 01:35:23,100 --> 01:35:25,400 I think we can live with that. 1231 01:35:30,200 --> 01:35:33,400 All right. We're back in business. 1232 01:35:33,500 --> 01:35:35,600 Lock and load. 1233 01:35:49,200 --> 01:35:52,500 Olive, your grandpa would've been really proud of you. 1234 01:35:52,600 --> 01:35:55,500 - Yeah, you were great! - You were beyond great. 1235 01:35:55,700 --> 01:35:59,100 - You were incredible. - Thank you. 1236 01:36:02,800 --> 01:36:04,700 Let's get outta here. 1237 01:36:33,300 --> 01:36:35,300 It's in gear. 1238 01:36:47,100 --> 01:36:49,100 What in the world?! 94722