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[Freeman] Captain's log. Stardate 58456.2.

The Cerritos is providing support
to the Vancouver.

Captain Nguyen will be
reopening post-war trade negotiations

with the Karemma, a mercantile species
from the Gamma Quadrant,

while I will be overseeing a delivery
of good will gifts from the Alpha Quadrant,

-which will hopefully sweeten the deal.
-[tricorder beeps]

Captain, we have an incoming communication
from Starfleet Command.

-It's Admiral Buenamigo.
-On screen.

Captain Freeman.

Quite the payload you've got us hauling.

Are you trying to inebriate half
the Gamma Quadrant?

[chuckles]
Anything to open up communications.

Speaking of which,
there's been a change of plans.

Don't tell me we need to pick up
more Andorian kegs.

[chuckles] No. The Cerritos
will be proceeding to the rendezvous,

but you will be negotiating
with the Karemma.

I'm sorry, what? But Captain Nguyen--

The Vancouver 's been rerouted
to the Hasparga system

to evacuate a colony being threatened
by a brown hole.

W-Wait, that-that's not even a thing.

Carol, this is our best chance
to heal scars from the Dominion War.

You have to make it work. Buenamigo out.

[scoffs] This is crazy.

Anyone else would have months
to prepare for this level of diplomacy.

Captain Freeman,
we're approaching the rendezvous point.

[inhales sharply] Bring us out of warp.

Tacky Cardassian fascist eyesore. [groans]

[scoffs, stammers] Helm, just buy me
some time to read up on the Karemma.

U-Um-- Sir, how-how do we do that?

[sighs] I don't know. Just circle around
and pretend we're in awe of the pylons.

Yes, sir.

-Um--
-Just keep circling.

[Tendi screams] I can't believe
we're at Deep Space 9.

I wanna walk the promenade.

Ooh, check out the stores.
I bet they have a Quark's.

[chuckles] Oh, Tendi. Not just
any Quark's, the original Quark's.

You're excited for a franchise restaurant?
You guys are such tourists.

We just gotta move a couple of crates
onto this Karemma ship

and the rest of the day is ours.

Y'all have fun with that.
I'm staying right here and relaxing.

So does that mean you're free today?

Oh, uh, hey.
Thought-Thought you were still asleep.

Hi, Jennifer.

Hey, guys.

So I'm hanging with my friends today,

and I've been dying for you
to get to know them.

Oh, yeah, you know, um-- So I should--

I'm gonna go give them a tour of DS9.

Because without me,
they'll probably get lost

and end up in a mirror universe
with Smiley.

-No, we won't.
-Yeah, we have maps.

Mariner, you were just saying
how much you hate this station.

Why don't you stay here,
have some fun with Jennifer?

Castro is hosting a salon today.
You're gonna love it.

[groans]

Ooh, meeting the friends. That's big.

What if they're uptight and judgy?

I'm already not liking
that they call their hangouts "salons."

What are you, Hemingway?

Jennifer's going to care
if you can get along with them.

Ew, do you think?

You'll be fine. Just don't be all bossy
like you are with us.

I'm not bossy.

[all laughing]

Okay, that was a good one, boss.

-[Boimler] That's really--
-[groans]

-Oh, wow.
-[chuckling] Whoa! The promenade.

Ooh, it's even more Cardassian
than I imagined.

-Guys, this is awesome.
-[sighs] Wow.

Captain Freeman, welcome to Deep Space 9.

Thank you, Colonel Kira.

I trust you were informed that the
Vancouver will no longer be joining us?

Well, it's not Starfleet Command
unless they throw us a few curveballs.

[chuckles] You got that right.

Well, this is my first officer,
Commander Jack Ransom.

And my security chief--

Oh, I know this scarred-up old bar row bug.

How are you, Shaxs?

Any day not living under Cardassian rule
is a good one.

We were in the Resistance together.

He saved my life during a raid
on the Haru outpost.

[chuckles] I still owe you for that one.

[chuckles] No, you don't.

She saved my life
when we were ambushed at Vannakur.

Yeah, because I owed you for pulling me
out of that plasma storm in the Badlands.

I'm sure it was all very rebellious.

We wouldn't have even made it
to the Badlands

if you hadn't sprung me
from that prison transport.

You sprang me from one the week before!

That one didn't count.
We were both locked up! Come on!

[groans] All these trade talks are
a waste of time.

I don't know how these Alpha savages
managed to win the war.

Neither do I. But if there's even a chance
at making a profit, I'll hear them out.

And if diplomacy fails,
we always have the other option.

[electronic beeping]

Uh, hey, can you sign my PADD?

Of course. I love my fans.

For a small price,
plus bar tax and processing fees.

-[chuckles]
-Quark. Sorry to interrupt.

This is Captain Freeman of the Cerritos.

She and her crew are here
on important Starfleet duty.

[sighs] You look radiant, Captain.

[stammers] Pass.

I love Starfleet. I do a lot of business
in Federation space.

Quark is our resident entrepreneur.

I did expand my simple bar into
21 franchises across the Alpha Quadrant.

-And somehow, I remain humble.
-What are you talking about?

Can't people just replicate drinks?

None of your outdated Starfleet
replicators can make what I have to offer.

My unique design gives our refreshments
that special zing.

I've been crafting them for years.

So, Captain, do you think there's room
at Starfleet Academy for a Quark's?

Um, no.

Not to worry. We'll set you up
with a Quark's Express.

I gave one to the Bolians. They love it.

-[Tendi gasps]
-Whoa! The original Quark's.

-Oh, man.
-Ooh, let's get some seats at the bar.

Oh, my stars. They've got Dabo.
I-I thought it was illegal.

Dabo!

It's probably rigged.

[chuckles] Cheating? At a Quark's?
You can't rig a game here.

Besides, I'm Bold Boimler,
and fortune favors the bold.

Oh. Oh, God. Oh, sorry. Sorry.

[chuckles] A fellow Orion. Greetings.

Hey, look at that. That's awesome.

Oh, wow. Hi. I'm Tendi.

-This is my friend Rutherford.
-I'm Mesk.

I gotta tell you. I never run into
other Orions in Starfleet.

Me neither.
I guess there's just not a lot of us.

Tendi. Te-Tendi. Is your family
from the Northern hemisphere?

Evtan Rim, right?

Uh, they-they kinda moved around a lot.
So... [chuckles]...Deep Space 9.

It's gotta be so cool serving
right next to the wormhole, huh?

Oh, yeah.

We get some pretty shady characters
coming through here.

Our kinda people, am I right? [chuckles]

-Oh, yeah. No, totally. Shady. [chuckles]
-Yeah. [chuckles]

Rutherford, do you wanna get food
with our drinks? So--

Oh, cool. Awesome. Hey, check this out.
My Orion multi-key.

I got a religious exemption to wear it
with my uniform. [chuckles] Suckers.

[chuckles] Whoa. What is it?

Uh, it's a traditional tool
used by Orion pirates.

Oh, it's good for everything,
from stabbing guys to picking locks,

to stealing ships.

Oh, wow. Yeah.
All positive things. [chuckles]

Say, I just got off duty.
You guys want the grand tour?

-Oh, I think we're--
-Definitely. [chuckles]

Let's go around this circle.

All right. Come with me.

This is great. Couple Orions up to
no good, just skulking around. [chuckling]

Lock up your valuables, am I right?

[chuckles] Yeah. Totally.

[exhales deeply] All right. Here we go.

-[gasps] Oh, look who's here.
-Mariner!

-Girl!
-Hey, what's up?

Finally, we get to meet
the mysterious Lady Mariner.

I don't even mind you're so late.

Wow, looking profesh in the uniform.

I-I didn't get the memo that, uh,
this was like a sweats kinda party.

[scoffs] Not a party, a salon.

And we always set the wardrobe
as Betazoid casual.

[chuckles] Jenny didn't tell you?

They call you "Jenny"?

[scoffs] I hate it.
It goes back to our time at the Academy.

Okay, everyone, grab a wick.

[singsongy] These candles
aren't going to dip themselves.

Candle making. Very cool.

This is obvious, but don't forget
to set an intention when you light it,

-or you're just gonna be wasting the wax.
-Mm-hmm.

Um, I'm just gonna make a quick, uh,
pit stop before I dive into the dipping.

Hey, girl. Can we talk Boimler?

I know what you're gonna ask.
No, he's actually not reverse aging.

-He just doesn't get enough vitamins.
-Is he single?

-What?
-Purple hair is so sexy.

[both chuckling]

Yeah, I'm gonna just need a little more
of this.

Oh! Oh? Ooh. [clears throat]

Trade Minister Korzak,
this is Captain Freeman of--

I was told I would be meeting
with Captain Nguyen.

How are we supposed to negotiate
a trade agreement

when you can't even honor an appointment?
I won't have it.

[stammers] Understandable but unfortunate

because we did bring
some rather fine gifts.

I don't-- Gifts you say?

Well... [sighs]...we're already here.
We may as well proceed.

Excellent. The commerce opportunities
are endless on this side of the wormhole.

I owe you for taking a phaser shot
for me on the Da'Karo mission.

What? You took one for me at Da'Karo.

No, I mean Da'Karo Prime.
The one with the little trees.

Ye-- I don't remember that. No way.

Nerys!

Whoa, that's Chief O'Brien's dartboard.

[chuckling] Look at that,
Bajoran food court.

-Oh, I should tone it down.
-Hey.

So, does your family approve of
you being in Starfleet?

You know, they had some thoughts,
but, uh, for the most part--

Pfft. Orion values.

My folks definitely wanted me to take over
the family business.

And I was like, "No thanks, Mom."

Wait, you mean like the pirate business?

Hey, you said it, not me. [chuckles]

Wait right here. I gotta dangle my legs
off the second story like in the holovids.

So real talk,
what's the first ship you ever stole, Ma?

Um, actually I don't do that stuff.

Oh, yeah. No, no, no. Me neither.

Look. Not every Orion does the pirate,
criminal thing, okay?

Whoa. Easy.

I'm starting to feel some of those
aggressive female pheromones firing off.

We don't all have those!

[Rutherford] Tendi! [chuckles] Look at me.

[Freedman] Cerritos crew,

I need a detail to transfer gift pal lets
over to the Karemma ship.

I'll do it, Captain.

Oh, gosh, Captain needs us on duty ASAP.
Oh, what a shame.

Rutherford, let's go.

[Rutherford] But I wanted to have a heart-
to-heart with a junior reporter up here.

-Now!
-[Rutherford] Ah, man.

-[all] Dabo!
-And the streak continues.

It looks like we've got
a bit of beginner's luck on our hands.

Surprising for a man with a coin purse.

It's a clutch, and it's feeling
a little light. Let it ride!

[Tendi, Rutherford grunting]

[grunts] Man, it must've been so cool
for you to hang out with another Orion.

Yeah, sure. But actually, I'd rather
just be working with you. [gasps]

Heyo! Guess who got themselves reassigned.

I'm doing security for you guys
for the rest of the day.

How lucky are you?

Mesk! [chuckles] That's great.

Oh, wow. That's-- That's news.

Hey!
This calls for a little pirate shanty.

Tendi, sing along. I know you know it.

♪ Where it's cold and dark
In the void of space ♪

♪ Orions take from every race ♪

It was a dark and stormy 57162.3.

A Stardate just like this.

Castro really nailed the theme tonight,
didn't she?

And what is the theme? Uh, pillows?

Personal Battlefields.

Oh, great, 'cause this one is mine.

...that really I wasn't in the Enterprise,

the Enterprise was in me all along.

-Oh, my gosh, you guys, thank you.
-Ah, yes.

-Yeah! So good.
-Speak the truth. Speak it, honey.

And now,
please welcome a new voice. Mariner.

Me? Oh, no. Uh, I mean,
I didn't prepare anything.

That's okay. Just speak your truth.

I'd rather just listen to y'all's truths.

Okay, I'm just gonna say it.

The intention I'm detecting is that
you're kind of disrespecting my salon.

Oh, no, I don't wanna disrespect anything.

Jenny was right.
You do love being contrary.

Anya, you wanna go next?

Oh, yeah, of course. [chuckles]

I call this piece, "The Kobayashi Maroon."

There's no right way to dance it.
[breathing heavily, exclaiming]

[guests cheering]

As you can see, species from all over
the Quadrant are participating

in a robust exchange of goods and services
right here on Deep Space 9.

A tailor and some tchotchke kiosks?

[scoffs] This is hardly worth my time.

Wha-- [sighs] What about Quark's?

He started his bar here and now
has locations on dozens of planets.

Franchises, you say?

Yes, and with massive profits.

Nobody can tell you better
than the Ferengi himself.

[grunts] Get away from me!

Quark... [chuckles]... I was so impressed
with your entrepreneurial story,

I believe our friends from the Gamma
Quadrant would love to hear all about it.

Uh, I'm too busy.

Quark, you've had such success.

Korzak could open up
even more franchise locations in his--

Pass!
I don't wanna over saturate the market.

Do us a favor here, Quark.
We're trying to make a good impression.

Maybe I don't want to make
a good impression.

Oh, and why is that?

A little thing called the Dominion War.

I don't remember the Karemma helping out
when my customers were dying!

[scoffs] We had nothing to do with that.
The Founders and the Vorta were behind--

Oh, right. You were so innocent.

I've done business with your kind before.

I'm not dumb enough
to repeat that mistake.

You bring me here to be insulted
by this long-lobed half ling?

-Hey! No. No!
-[Korzak] Oh.

-♪ And 40 slaves to serve our days ♪
-[Rutherford grunting]

♪ And we'll kill you in your cots ♪

Feels weird being let in
instead of breaking in, you know?

If I don't pick a lock, I get all jittery.

I'm all, "How did I get in here?"
I know you feel me.

Seriously, Tend, I bet the two of us
could take this ship if we wanted to.

-You know?
-Would you just shut up!

You keep acting like pirating is cool,
but guess what? It's not.

It's embarrassing,

a-and sometimes i-it makes me not
wanna be associated with Orions at all!

Wow. Someone got all human'ed up
at the Academy.

At least I'll remember where we came from.

-[all] Dabo!
-Dabo! Oh, he does it again.

Man, get off me. What are you doing?

You're cheating, human.

Tell me your secret.

I'm not cheating. I'm just the Dabo king.

-In fact, triple down Dabo.
-[patrons gasp]

[yelps]

What is wrong with you?

-I have principles!
-No, you don't!

Quark, Korzak, please calm down.

I will not stand for this disrespect!

I know, I know.

Sometimes Quark can come across
a little insufferable.

But his business acumen,
oh, it speaks for itself.

He's got this amazing replicator,
the Quark 2000.

[stammers] I've never seen
anything like it.

This is the Quark 2000?

Hey, get away from that!
That's my intellectual property!

Quark! Be reasonable.

That's it. Everyone out of the bar.
We're closed.

Are you kidding? Uh-- Minister.

That replicator contains trade secrets.
Kira, they're trying to rip me off!

-How dare you? [grunts]
-[Quark screams]

-Korzak!
-Alpha contingency, now!

-[grunting]
-[screams]

[screaming]

Ow, hot wax!

Get off of me! Help! [yelps]

Kira to ops.

That thing must have triggered
some kind of system shutdown.

You might've sold them on his franchise
a little too well, Captain.

[groans] How did we get
from failed trade talks to a kidnapping?

[all] Dabo!

No!

-Hey, Mesk, what are you doing?
-Oh, this? It's nothing.

Just a little pirate code
for future Orions

to let them know
D'Vana Tendi is a traitor!

I am not a traitor! I just--
I don't feel the need to--

[Quark] Help! Help! [grunting]

Is that-- Is that Quark?

[strains] Th-Th-This is
all a misunderstanding.

[scoffs] You say.

Release docking
and set a course for the wormhole.

[all scream]

I can't get the Cerritos.

We're trapped!

Um, why did we just lose power?

I bet it has something to do
with the wormhole.

It's always something with the wormhole.

Let's get to our stations. [strains]

The manual latch is fused.

[coughs] Excuse me,
is anyone else finding it hard to breathe?

Come on. We've been in here two seconds.
It's totally fine. It's-- [coughs]

-Wait, it is a little stuffy.
-I need air!

[stammers] Everybody just keep calm. Okay?
What is going on?

Ah, the Impulian candles.
The flames eat twice the oxygen.

-Wait! Our intentions.
-Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

-Let's calm down, all right?
-[Wendy] I need air!

This can't be happening to me right now.

If I could have your attention,
please, ladies?

Why are you being so polite?
This doesn't sound like you.

Because I've been trying this whole time
not to be bossy or mean to your friends.

Why?

Because if they didn't like me,
you'd get mad,

and then this wouldn't work out.

Beckett, I like
that you don't take [bleep] from anyone.

-Really?
-Yes.

I know my friends can be a bit much.

I've been looking forward to
you tearing them a new one.

Go destroy them.

[sighs] Thanks, babe.

Everyone shut the [bleep] up!

Ugh, you can't tell us what to do.
This is my salon!

[Mariner] And this is my phaser.

Did you know that when you're unconscious,
you actually consume way less oxygen?

So? What does that have to do-- [grunts]

Oh, my God! She stunned her!

-[gasps] What are you doing? No!
-Just actualizing my dreams.

-Whoo! [laughing]
-[guests screaming]

Oh, man! We're almost to the wormhole.

-[gasps] Mesk. Mesk! You can save us.
-Um, I'm sorry, what?

With all your pirating skills,
you can take the ship Orion-style.

Right, totally.

Um, the, uh,
the thing with that is, um, I, uh--

I don't know how. I've never pirated
anything in my whole stupid life.

What? It's all you talk about!

I'm a faker. I don't know.

I've-- I've never even been
to Orion. [crying]

I'm from Cincinnati!

-What? Cincinnati?
-Are you frickin' serious!

I got adopted by humans,

and everything I know about Orions
I learned from a holonovel.

And bad ones too.
The ones with boobs on the covers.

Why would you lie?

Well, people just expect Orions to act
like that, so it's always worked for me.

I never knew any other Orions
back in Ohio,

so no one ever checked me on it.

[sighs] Yeah, I-- I get that.

It's hard when you feel like people
expect you to act a certain way.

But you just gotta be yourself.

It doesn't matter
what other people expect.

I'm sorry that I put all that on you too.

Thanks. And I'm sure
the real Mesk is great too.

The Ohio Mesk.

[groans] I just feel bad

'cause actual Orion pirating skills
really would come in handy right now.

Yep. You're right about that. [grunting]

Whoa. What the--

[Tendi grunting]

[electrical crackle]

Listen, if there's one thing
my father taught me,

it's that every ship
has a security fail-safe.

Your family's Orion pirates?

Yep. Syndicate and all.

You there! Stop!

-[grunting, screams]
-[guard 1 groans]

[grunting, screaming]

-[guard 2 groans]
-[grunting]

[Tendi exclaims]

-[grunts]
-[Mesk exclaims]

Wait a minute.
That thing has a tooth remover?

Shh, I'm pirating! Let's go!

[Mesk] Whoa! You just did that
with a wine opener.

[Rutherford panting]

-[screams]
-[screaming]

[technician 1 ] No!

Oh, no! Wormhole!

[electrical crackling]

[control panel beeping]

-You stopped us? How?
-I used the latinum from the guy's tooth

to magnetically decouple
the propulsion controls.

You took the shi-- You took the ship!

[groans] My folks would be so proud,
but this is only a temporary fix.

In a couple hours, the Karemma
are gonna figure out what I did,

and when they do-- Whoa!

We're in a tractor beam.
[laughs] We're saved!

We got 'em. Good work, people.

I wonder why they just stopped and waited.
I mean, they were as good as Gamma'ed.

Beam 'em to the brig first.
Ask questions later.

Well, I definitely didn't have "phaser
all your friends" on my bingo card.

And that's what I like about us.

You keep things unexpected.

Though, you know,

us being the only ones not stunned here,
kind of a bad look.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
I see that. Well, shall we?

Let me out of here!
This imprisonment will not stand.

You kidnapped an innocent Ferengi.

If I can quickly interject.

This is just a big misunderstanding.

And I'm sure we can work out
some sort of resolution.

A resolution for what?
You stole our technology!

Your technology?

The Quark 2000. He stole it from us.

It's filled with Karemma components.

So, you didn't kidnap him?

No! We arrested him.

I may have borrowed a Karemma replicator
some years ago.

But it was my codes
that made it so popular.

[scoffs] That's beside the point.

I think I have a solution
that will make you both happy.

[Freeman] Captain's log, supplemental.

Our mission, though unexpected,
has been a resounding success.

The Karemma have agreed to open up trade
and not imprison Quark

in exchange for 76%
of all his franchises' profits.

-Yes, yes, it's on him.
-[all laughing]

That-- That table wants more
top-shelf Tamarian mead.

A-And they're insisting
that it's on the house.

Just bring them what they want.

[groans] I thought you said
your plan would make us both happy.

Well, you're happier being poor
than in prison, aren't you?

No!

Sorry I didn't win over your friends.

[scoffs] Please, even better.
Now they're scared of you.

Shh, she's looking, she's looking.
Don't look.

[both laughing]

One Risa colada and a mind-meld.

Mariner, you'd better have
a stack of latinum down there.

Uh, nope. But I do have a copy of that
hologram with your head on Kira's body.

Impossible! [stammers] I erased that!

How about we clear my tab?

Unless you're not afraid
of Kira seeing this.

-Mariner.
-[screams]

I was wondering when you'd show up.
Are you guys telling war stories?

I was just clearing her tab
for old times' sake.

What is on that chip?

-[yelps] No! No.
-No, give that to-- Give it to me. No--

Quark!

-[both laughing]
-[Quark screaming]

[all] Dabo!

Listen, you could walk out of here
with all that latinum.

That germy, dirty latinum.

Or a gift certificate for twice its value
at our Quark's gift store.

[gasps] Quark's Bucks? I'll take it.

[scoffs] We don't even use money
in Starfleet anyway.

What?

Oh, it was good to see you today,
old-timer.

Yes. The prophet smiled on both of us.

Thanks for having my back
when the klisht hit the fan.

-Just doing my job.
-Now, I do owe you one.

-Wait. What? No, no, no, no. Hey, come on!
-[laughing]

Gotcha!

But then the way you like
dance-flipped-conked that guard.

I was like, "Damn,
I didn't know Tendi could do that!"

[chuckles] You're not embarrassed
to be friends with someone

whose family was into pirating?

No way! It's a part of who you are.
I like hearing about it.

Thanks, Rutherford.

From now on, I'm going to embrace
my past and what comes with it.

Uh, what are you gonna do with the tooth?

I don't know.
I-It's actually kinda gross, isn't it?

I'll take that.

Rule of acquisition number nine,

"Opportunity plus instinct equals profit."

Pew pew! Pew, pew, pew! Pew pew!

Chirp.