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Narrator: In a
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supermarket...
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh, my god.
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Can I help you?
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Narrator: At a yogurt
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shop...
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$6.09?
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Yes, sir.
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That's not gonna work.
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[ Laughter ]
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Narrator: And on a public
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beach.
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How is he doing this?
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Aaah!
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We are giving away free
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samples of lotion today, and the
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goal is to see who can empty the
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most lotion from their bottle
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onto a customer.
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And if you don't measure up,
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you lose.
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[ Laughs ]
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I haven't used this much lotion
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since puberty.
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[ Laughter ]
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All right, Joey.
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Go get them, Joey.
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Hi, guys.
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How are you?
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Doing some free samples of some
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sunblock today.
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You interested?
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No, I'm good. Thank you.
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Want to have a seat?
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There you go. Cool.
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Well, that's a big
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misconception.
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Spf is always out there.
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[ Laughing ] That makes no
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sense.
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Spf is always out there.
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Now...
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Oh, my god.
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What the hell?
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[ Laughter ]
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How's your face feel?
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It feels good.
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Now how's it feel?
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What?
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughter ]
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You came over here for some
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sunblock.
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Don't forget, the ears are
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important.
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The ear, the face.
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Yes. I'm glad you brought that
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up.
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You don't want to forget that
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both... both legs.
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Give me the other hand.
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[ Laughing ] What?
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All right, all right.
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Just keep it there.
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All right, that's enough!
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That's perfect.
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Rachel...
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That's exactly where you want
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it to go.
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Wait a second. Wait a second.
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Yep. That's right.
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[ Laughter ]
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This guy's...
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put it all.
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You have to rub it all in.
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Perfect.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Ding! ]
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Ooh, it's gonna be tough.
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All right, here goes sal.
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Oh, man, how am I gonna do
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this?
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[ Laughter ]
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Hey, guys.
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Do you want some free samples?
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We're giving away lotion,
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exfoliating creams, sunblock.
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So, I'm just gonna apply a
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little.
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Okay.
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So, look up.
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Gonna be... whoa, whoa.
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Don't put any more?
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No.
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Oh, that's it?
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Wow.
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Oh, he's not done yet, guys.
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Oh, damn.
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[ Laughs ]
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I'm trying to... this side's
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already gone.
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It's already gone, this side.
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Is it gone, Cesar?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Not anymore.
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[ Laughs ]
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You can also get the arms.
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[ Laughing ] Oh, my god.
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Aah!
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Oh, oh. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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You got it?
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Here, wait.
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Let me give you a towel.
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[ Laughter ]
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What you want to do is you want
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to get a whole base.
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Oh, my god.
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It's all over her.
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Here.
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It's all over her.
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Here.
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Wait, no. I feel yucky now!
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All right.
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But I'm telling you right now,
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you look great.
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[ Laughs ]
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I'm sure.
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No!
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Now, what you want to do is
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get a base.
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[ Laughter ]
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Hold on.
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You want to... what you want to
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do is just... well, hold on.
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You want to... yeah, but you got
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to let it settle!
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You got to let it settle!
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Oh, man.
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[ Buzzer ]
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Come on and have a seat.
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I'll show you the sample.
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Start with a little bit here.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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[ Laughs ]
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Don't worry about that.
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It comes right off.
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It's all organic.
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[ Laughs ]
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Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie.
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Let me just get a little bit at
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the chest there.
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Great.
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[ Screams ]
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No, no.
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[ Laughter ]
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You can see the wrinkles fade
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away.
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The age, year after year, is
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just gonna go away.
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Let me get the nose.
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It's so cute.
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[ Laughter ]
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There you go.
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How is he doing this?
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Now, the legs are where you
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really see the advantage.
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[ Laughs ]
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Aaah!
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[ Laughter ]
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Get a look at her face.
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[ Laughter ]
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Look at her face.
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Let me take the shoes off,
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'cause we got to get your feet.
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Okay. Here we go.
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[ Laughter ]
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Okay.
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There we go.
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This feels so good.
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Ah! It looks like I'm out.
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Ohh!
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[ Ding! ]
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How am I gonna beat that?
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Hello.
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Guys want some lotion?
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[ Laughter ]
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What?
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Can I lotion you up?
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That's creepy.
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He's such a creep.
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"You guys want some lotion?"
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How you doing, sir?
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Would you like some lotion?
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No, thank you.
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I can lotion you up real
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good.
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[ Laughter ]
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What's up, ladies?
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[ Laughter ]
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I'll pay you if I can rub a
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little lotion.
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Good luck.
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He's gonna have a full
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bottle.
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Come on. Get in the tent!
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Get in the tent!
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Get in my tent!
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Oh, mother [bleep]
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[ Laughter ]
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Come on!
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How you doing, buddy?
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You want some lotion?
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We're giving away free samples
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today.
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All right, we'll try it out.
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All right.
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Finally!
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I'm just gonna give you a
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little dollop right on you.
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There you go.
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Nice... nice little dollop,
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buddy.
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh, my god.
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Yeah, there we go.
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You feel your tattoos getting,
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like, more supple?
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Did he use the whole bottle?
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No, it's not excessive.
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This is what you do. See?
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh, that's some nice skin you
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got there.
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Do those nipple rings hurt?
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[ Laughter ]
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Yes. Yeah, buddy. Yes. Yes.
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He's doing his beard.
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Soak that in.
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He's doing his beard.
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Soak that in, buddy.
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Look at that.
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Don't you feel protected from
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the sun?
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That's what I'm talking about.
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This is the six-year lotion.
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[ Laughter ]
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All right.
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I wish I had more to give you,
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but the bottle is completely
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empty.
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Oh!
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[ Ding! ]
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[ Laughter ]
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Well played.
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You want more lotion?
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I got no more lotion.
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I can't give you any more
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lotion.
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You know who's got a lot more
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lotion? Sal.
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[ Buzzer ]
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No!
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Now, what you want to go is
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get a base.
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You got to let it settle!
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I put a lot of lotion on that
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girl.
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You did.
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Not enough.
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Oh!
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Sal's fail on the boardwalk
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has put him in the basement.
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His parents must be very proud.
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All right.
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We're here at the amazing
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stew Leonard's farm-fresh
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grocers, and the challenge today
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is we have to shop out of other
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people's carts.
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Walk up to somebody's cart,
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take food right out of it.
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The loser is the person who
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can take the least amount of
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items.
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What is going on upstairs
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right now?
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[ Laughter ]
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There he goes.
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[ Laughter ]
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I'm sorry?
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Oh, this is the last one in the
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store.
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I saw you looking at them
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before, and this one looked
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really, really good and tasty.
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[ Laughter ]
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Do you mind?
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[ Buzzer ]
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Laughter ]
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She don't even know yet!
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How do you not see this?
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She doesn't know she's
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missing 20 items from her cart?
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You kidding me?
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He's got a whole frigging cart!
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Ding! ]
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All righty. He's in.
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Go get 'em, Joey.
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh, ay, ay, ay.
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh, ay, ay, ay.
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh, me gusta.
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Es su cart.
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Su carto.
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Me gusta.
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Ay, ay, ay.
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Geez, where'd you find these?
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These are ripe.
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Hold those one second.
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[ Laughter ]
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Two bags of oranges, six grapes.
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I'm just gonna take these off
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your hands, then.
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I'll work with this.
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Thanks, man.
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Appreciate it.
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Wow!
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Ding! ]
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There he is.
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He's moving in.
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That's not...
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh, my god.
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Was that yours?
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I'm sorry.
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It was. I'm very sorry.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh, my god.
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He's never gonna get away with
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this.
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The challenge today is we
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have to shop out of other
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people's carts.
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Walk up to somebody's cart,
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take food right out of it.
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Was that yours?
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I'm sorry.
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[ Laughter ]
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There he goes.
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He's in.
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He's in.
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Ooh, oranges.
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I had to get them on the... I
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was looking for them, and this
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is so convenient.
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[ Laughter ]
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My foot hurts so bad.
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Could you be, like, a lamb?
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Can I?
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You probably want those.
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Yeah.
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[ Laughter ]
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What are these?
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Oh, these are the mini kaiser
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rolls.
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They look like a bag of, like,
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donuts, and I didn't know... but
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they are the rolls.
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So, I just thought...
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm thinking like it's on the
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shelf.
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Oh, yes!
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[ Laughter ]
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These are watermelon chunks.
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I'm so sorry.
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But we do agree they're
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delicious.
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh!
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[ Laughter ]
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Wow.
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Joe, q, and I took tons of
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groceries.
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I took a whole cart.
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You didn't take anything.
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I'm so sorry.
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Nice guys finish last, bro.
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I'll tell you what the
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challenge wasn't.
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[ Laughs ]
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Narrator: Sal didn't get any
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groceries, but he got himself
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another loss, and now he's one
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step closer to paying the price.
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We are at
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six flags great adventure.
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This is how we do!
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What makes six flags great?
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They listen to their guests.
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Yes, they do.
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Today we will be surveying
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park guests.
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The catch is we do not know what
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the questions are.
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That's right.
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We've written them for each
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other, and we'll find out as
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soon as we pull them out.
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You have to read whatever is
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in this envelope...
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Yes.
422
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No matter what.
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If you refuse, you lose.
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Hi. One question for you...
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Customer-service satisfaction
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surveys.
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[ Laughs ]
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No.
429
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No. Thank you so much.
430
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[ Laughter ]
431
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Poopless.
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Pooples at six flags.
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I'm telling you right now, I
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would've rejected that one.
435
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This is the worst.
436
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This is the worst thing ever.
437
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Just a quick question for you.
438
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Yes? What is it?
439
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Aww.
440
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Hey, great.
441
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[ Laughter ]
442
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Thanks. Appreciate it.
443
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She just stopped, gave out
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vital information, kissed a
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stranger, kept walking.
446
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It's Joe, man.
447
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He's got a certain way about
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him.
449
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You can't deny that.
450
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Hey, how are you doing?
451
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Just a quick question for you.
452
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Okay.
453
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Three to five inches.
454
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Thank you. Appreciate it.
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Let them girls bounce.
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Let them bounce.
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[ Laughter ]
458
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[ Ding! ]
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I hate this.
460
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Hey, guys, you mind if I ask you
461
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one quick question... survey for
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six flags?
463
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Okay.
464
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Uh... wow, okay.
465
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[ Laughter ]
466
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A cuddler.
467
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Do you like to cuddle?
468
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Not reall... yeah.
469
00:11:51,154 --> 00:11:51,621
Yeah?
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Yeah.
471
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Squids!
472
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Squids, squids!
473
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Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em!
474
00:11:55,222 --> 00:11:56,253
Hey, guys, you guys mind if I
475
00:11:56,254 --> 00:11:57,820
ask you a survey question here?
476
00:11:57,821 --> 00:12:01,454
It's just for six flags.
477
00:12:05,254 --> 00:12:05,754
[ Laughter ]
478
00:12:05,755 --> 00:12:06,820
He's taking a survey of all
479
00:12:06,821 --> 00:12:07,354
of them.
480
00:12:07,355 --> 00:12:08,820
One quick question... just a
481
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survey for the park.
482
00:12:09,822 --> 00:12:13,721
This is for the ladies.
483
00:12:20,354 --> 00:12:21,920
Yes, and can I have your phone
484
00:12:21,921 --> 00:12:22,688
number?
485
00:12:22,689 --> 00:12:23,787
[ Laughter ]
486
00:12:23,788 --> 00:12:25,520
♪ bam bam ba-bam bam
487
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[ laughter ]
488
00:12:26,522 --> 00:12:27,820
[ Ding! ]
489
00:12:27,821 --> 00:12:28,987
Hey, how you doing, guys?
490
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Do you have on moment for a
491
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question from six flags?
492
00:12:31,188 --> 00:12:32,987
Okay.
493
00:12:32,988 --> 00:12:35,053
[ Laughter ]
494
00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:37,353
Would you guys say you have ugly
495
00:12:37,354 --> 00:12:38,920
friends?
496
00:12:38,921 --> 00:12:39,454
Yeah.
497
00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:40,421
You do? You do?
498
00:12:40,422 --> 00:12:41,887
How many ugly friends would you
499
00:12:41,888 --> 00:12:43,021
say you have?
500
00:12:44,454 --> 00:12:45,388
I'll put 4.5.
501
00:12:45,388 --> 00:12:46,254
[ Laughter ]
502
00:12:46,255 --> 00:12:47,820
You guys have one second to
503
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answer a question for the park?
504
00:12:49,888 --> 00:12:50,888
Sure.
505
00:12:54,421 --> 00:12:56,320
Have you hit that yet?
506
00:12:56,321 --> 00:12:57,587
Yeah.
507
00:12:57,588 --> 00:12:58,653
No.
508
00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:00,120
No. Do you have any plans?
509
00:13:00,121 --> 00:13:00,954
To hit it?
510
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:01,554
Yeah.
511
00:13:01,554 --> 00:13:02,054
No.
512
00:13:02,055 --> 00:13:03,120
No? Okay.
513
00:13:03,121 --> 00:13:03,788
[ Ding! ]
514
00:13:03,789 --> 00:13:05,220
Oh, man.
515
00:13:05,221 --> 00:13:06,221
Excuse me, sir.
516
00:13:06,222 --> 00:13:07,287
I'm from six flags.
517
00:13:07,288 --> 00:13:09,354
Quick question for you.
518
00:13:12,288 --> 00:13:14,753
[ Laughter ]
519
00:13:14,754 --> 00:13:15,354
No? Thanks.
520
00:13:15,355 --> 00:13:16,553
You have a great day, okay?
521
00:13:16,554 --> 00:13:16,988
So, no.
522
00:13:16,989 --> 00:13:24,989
[ Chuckles ]
523
00:13:27,354 --> 00:13:28,121
Are you serious?
524
00:13:28,122 --> 00:13:34,020
It's one of those three.
525
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:34,621
The pussinator?
526
00:13:34,622 --> 00:13:35,687
The pussinator it is.
527
00:13:35,688 --> 00:13:36,421
Excuse me, guys.
528
00:13:36,422 --> 00:13:37,987
One quick question for you.
529
00:13:37,988 --> 00:13:41,154
Oh, my god.
530
00:13:44,021 --> 00:13:44,921
I can't. I'm sorry.
531
00:13:44,922 --> 00:13:46,421
[ Laughter ]
532
00:13:46,454 --> 00:13:46,988
[ Buzzer ]
533
00:13:46,989 --> 00:13:48,021
That's it, baby.
534
00:13:48,054 --> 00:13:49,553
You were not tall enough to
535
00:13:49,554 --> 00:13:50,388
win today.
536
00:13:50,389 --> 00:13:51,720
You must be this tall to win
537
00:13:51,721 --> 00:13:52,454
this challenge.
538
00:13:52,455 --> 00:13:53,653
[ Laughter ]
539
00:13:53,654 --> 00:13:55,553
Can you tell that I wax...
540
00:13:55,554 --> 00:13:56,953
I can't. I'm sorry.
541
00:13:56,954 --> 00:13:57,821
I'm sorry.
542
00:13:57,822 --> 00:13:59,520
There are just a few things that
543
00:13:59,521 --> 00:14:00,753
even I will not say.
544
00:14:00,754 --> 00:14:02,387
Yeah, there's a few things.
545
00:14:02,388 --> 00:14:03,321
A few things.
546
00:14:03,354 --> 00:14:04,021
I'm sorry!
547
00:14:04,022 --> 00:14:05,620
I was raised to be gentleman.
548
00:14:05,621 --> 00:14:07,220
Narrator: Sal's in last for
549
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,654
now, but it ain't over yet.
550
00:14:08,688 --> 00:14:10,320
Murr can still catch him if he
551
00:14:10,321 --> 00:14:12,687
tanks it in the final challenge.
552
00:14:12,688 --> 00:14:13,720
Coming up...
553
00:14:13,721 --> 00:14:14,354
$6.09?
554
00:14:14,355 --> 00:14:15,820
Narrator: The guys get
555
00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:17,253
their hands on some yogurt.
556
00:14:17,254 --> 00:14:19,320
[ Laughter ]
557
00:14:19,321 --> 00:14:20,587
Narrator: And whoever loses
558
00:14:20,588 --> 00:14:21,787
tonight's game will face the
559
00:14:21,788 --> 00:14:25,187
wrath of 7,000 angry baseball
560
00:14:25,188 --> 00:14:28,121
fans.
561
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,487
Two losses, and murr's got one,
562
00:14:33,488 --> 00:14:35,353
with just one more challenge to
563
00:14:35,354 --> 00:14:36,188
go.
564
00:14:36,189 --> 00:14:39,087
It all comes down to this.
565
00:14:39,088 --> 00:14:40,420
We are at 16 handles, getting
566
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:41,321
some frozen yogurt.
567
00:14:41,322 --> 00:14:42,653
Which is awesome, except for
568
00:14:42,654 --> 00:14:43,887
the fact that we have no money
569
00:14:43,888 --> 00:14:44,621
to pay for it.
570
00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:45,920
Now, this places charges by
571
00:14:45,921 --> 00:14:47,220
weight, so we're gonna load up
572
00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:48,520
on yogurt and toppings as much
573
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:49,853
as we can, cry poverty, and see
574
00:14:49,854 --> 00:14:51,120
who can pay the least for it.
575
00:14:51,121 --> 00:14:52,553
Right. Whoever pays the most
576
00:14:52,554 --> 00:14:53,720
amount of money loses.
577
00:14:53,721 --> 00:14:55,020
Be forewarned, gentlemen.
578
00:14:55,021 --> 00:14:56,387
I have a plan all worked out.
579
00:14:56,388 --> 00:14:57,553
You have a great plan
580
00:14:57,554 --> 00:14:58,720
involving frozen yogurt?
581
00:14:58,721 --> 00:14:59,454
Absolutely.
582
00:14:59,454 --> 00:15:00,254
All right.
583
00:15:00,255 --> 00:15:01,653
This is not intimidating me
584
00:15:01,654 --> 00:15:02,254
right now.
585
00:15:02,255 --> 00:15:04,154
You should be intimidated.
586
00:15:11,854 --> 00:15:14,487
So, how much is this?
587
00:15:14,488 --> 00:15:17,353
Oh, this is by weight?
588
00:15:17,354 --> 00:15:19,520
[ Ding! ]
589
00:15:19,521 --> 00:15:21,987
$9.12?!
590
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:23,787
Let me just... how about that?
591
00:15:23,788 --> 00:15:27,887
How much now?
592
00:15:27,888 --> 00:15:32,820
How much?
593
00:15:32,821 --> 00:15:34,387
It's 10 cents less.
594
00:15:34,388 --> 00:15:36,353
So, two animal crackers is
595
00:15:36,354 --> 00:15:38,720
10 cents less?
596
00:15:38,721 --> 00:15:42,853
[ Laughter ]
597
00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:43,920
How much now?
598
00:15:43,921 --> 00:15:45,020
It's $8.81.
599
00:15:45,021 --> 00:15:49,287
Can I... Just...
600
00:15:49,288 --> 00:15:52,687
Kind of...
601
00:15:52,688 --> 00:15:56,020
He's laughing!
602
00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:59,120
No. No. No.
603
00:15:59,121 --> 00:16:00,753
I really only have like $2 on
604
00:16:00,754 --> 00:16:02,253
me.
605
00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:03,587
Yeah. I didn't realize that was
606
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,620
the price.
607
00:16:05,621 --> 00:16:06,354
$2 is okay?
608
00:16:06,354 --> 00:16:07,088
$2 is fine.
609
00:16:07,089 --> 00:16:08,553
Great. Thank you so much.
610
00:16:08,554 --> 00:16:09,653
Can you break $100?
611
00:16:09,654 --> 00:16:12,587
[ Laughter ]
612
00:16:12,588 --> 00:16:13,653
Here goes Joe.
613
00:16:13,654 --> 00:16:14,454
Oh, man.
614
00:16:14,455 --> 00:16:17,587
He's loading up the toppings.
615
00:16:17,588 --> 00:16:19,020
$6.09, please.
616
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:21,720
$6.09?
617
00:16:21,721 --> 00:16:23,220
That's not gonna work.
618
00:16:23,221 --> 00:16:26,520
[ Laughter ]
619
00:16:26,521 --> 00:16:27,987
How much now?
620
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:31,520
$5.50.
621
00:16:31,521 --> 00:16:37,187
[ Laughter ]
622
00:16:37,188 --> 00:16:40,420
$5.39.
623
00:16:40,421 --> 00:16:45,720
[ Laughter ]
624
00:16:45,721 --> 00:16:47,087
$5.23.
625
00:16:47,088 --> 00:16:49,653
That's with tax?
626
00:16:49,654 --> 00:16:53,020
[ Laughter ]
627
00:16:53,021 --> 00:16:56,987
I only came in with $1.
628
00:16:56,988 --> 00:17:00,387
I'm trying to...
629
00:17:00,388 --> 00:17:02,387
If you reweigh it at this
630
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:04,087
point...
631
00:17:04,088 --> 00:17:08,253
It would be closer to $1.
632
00:17:08,254 --> 00:17:12,053
A little bit more of that.
633
00:17:12,054 --> 00:17:13,320
[ All groan ]
634
00:17:13,321 --> 00:17:14,321
[ Buzzer ]
635
00:17:14,321 --> 00:17:15,021
[ Laughter ]
636
00:17:15,021 --> 00:17:15,854
Look at him.
637
00:17:15,855 --> 00:17:17,253
He looks like he's got a plan
638
00:17:17,254 --> 00:17:18,154
right now, right?
639
00:17:18,154 --> 00:17:18,821
He does.
640
00:17:18,822 --> 00:17:20,153
He's got... he's sitting on
641
00:17:20,154 --> 00:17:20,754
something.
642
00:17:20,755 --> 00:17:21,887
Some wise-ass plan.
643
00:17:21,888 --> 00:17:22,421
Yeah.
644
00:17:22,422 --> 00:17:24,520
[ Speaking gibberish ]
645
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,720
Es creme, eh?
646
00:17:26,721 --> 00:17:29,720
Es creme?
647
00:17:29,721 --> 00:17:34,120
Yogur... yogurte?
648
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:37,987
En New York es...
649
00:17:37,988 --> 00:17:38,988
[ Laughter ]
650
00:17:38,989 --> 00:17:44,787
Nice. So, it's $8.22.
651
00:17:44,788 --> 00:17:48,653
Es, uh...
652
00:17:48,654 --> 00:17:50,487
Bye-bye?
653
00:17:50,488 --> 00:17:54,287
[ Chuckles ]
654
00:17:54,288 --> 00:17:57,287
[ Speaking gibberish ]
655
00:17:57,288 --> 00:17:59,188
He's going for the tip money!
656
00:18:03,721 --> 00:18:05,220
That was 14 cents, right?
657
00:18:05,221 --> 00:18:07,121
[ Laughter ]
658
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:10,320
Here you go.
659
00:18:10,321 --> 00:18:11,520
How much is it?
660
00:18:11,521 --> 00:18:13,953
$7.21.
661
00:18:13,954 --> 00:18:14,621
Yeah?
662
00:18:14,622 --> 00:18:16,120
I don't quite have $7.21.
663
00:18:16,121 --> 00:18:17,887
You really need to maybe bring
664
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:21,087
it down...
665
00:18:21,088 --> 00:18:22,054
Like that.
666
00:18:22,055 --> 00:18:23,520
What if I bring the weight down
667
00:18:23,521 --> 00:18:25,253
a little bit?
668
00:18:25,254 --> 00:18:25,888
Yeah?
669
00:18:25,888 --> 00:18:26,688
Yeah.
670
00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:27,521
Okay.
671
00:18:27,522 --> 00:18:29,820
Uh... how's that looking... like,
672
00:18:29,821 --> 00:18:31,687
if you weigh that?
673
00:18:31,688 --> 00:18:33,953
Oh, my god.
674
00:18:33,954 --> 00:18:35,487
Now it's $2.85, so, no.
675
00:18:35,488 --> 00:18:37,920
I didn't bring enough.
676
00:18:37,921 --> 00:18:39,253
Can we get that down a little
677
00:18:39,254 --> 00:18:41,154
bit?
678
00:18:46,221 --> 00:18:46,988
Throw it away?
679
00:18:46,989 --> 00:18:48,320
Oh, so I can just take this one,
680
00:18:48,321 --> 00:18:50,020
then?
681
00:18:50,021 --> 00:18:51,353
I got it for free, right?
682
00:18:51,354 --> 00:18:53,321
[ Laughter ]
683
00:18:54,554 --> 00:18:55,653
That was your brilliant
684
00:18:55,654 --> 00:18:56,787
plan... getting tossed out?
685
00:18:56,788 --> 00:18:58,053
First guy to ever get tossed
686
00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,021
out of a yogurt joint.
687
00:18:59,022 --> 00:19:00,353
I'm gonna have to ask you to
688
00:19:00,354 --> 00:19:00,754
leave.
689
00:19:00,754 --> 00:19:01,388
[ All groan ]
690
00:19:01,389 --> 00:19:02,620
I may have miscalculated my
691
00:19:02,621 --> 00:19:04,687
plan.
692
00:19:04,688 --> 00:19:06,321
Narrator: When it comes to
693
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:07,987
losing, sal's the champ, and
694
00:19:07,988 --> 00:19:09,353
now he's got to pay up.
695
00:19:09,354 --> 00:19:10,753
Okay, buddy. This is it.
696
00:19:10,754 --> 00:19:12,020
This is your punishment.
697
00:19:12,021 --> 00:19:13,653
Do you have any idea what you're
698
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:14,388
about to do?
699
00:19:14,389 --> 00:19:15,787
I'm really nervous, man.
700
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,053
I feel like throwing up.
701
00:19:17,054 --> 00:19:18,620
You can't do anything that bad
702
00:19:18,621 --> 00:19:19,088
to me.
703
00:19:19,089 --> 00:19:20,753
[ Indistinct conversation ]
704
00:19:20,754 --> 00:19:22,553
[ Cheers and whistling ]
705
00:19:22,554 --> 00:19:24,020
This blindfold doesn't help.
706
00:19:24,021 --> 00:19:25,553
Sal, check this out, buddy.
707
00:19:25,554 --> 00:19:27,187
Let's just see where you are.
708
00:19:27,188 --> 00:19:29,088
[ Groans ]
709
00:19:36,121 --> 00:19:37,353
I'm really nervous, man.
710
00:19:37,354 --> 00:19:38,453
I feel like throwing up.
711
00:19:38,454 --> 00:19:39,687
[ Indistinct conversation ]
712
00:19:39,688 --> 00:19:41,053
Sal, check this out, buddy.
713
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,487
Let's just see where you are.
714
00:19:42,488 --> 00:19:43,553
[ Groans ] Now what?
715
00:19:43,554 --> 00:19:45,287
You're about to go up there
716
00:19:45,288 --> 00:19:47,120
and make up a song that you sing
717
00:19:47,121 --> 00:19:47,954
on the spot.
718
00:19:47,955 --> 00:19:49,653
And they're going to tell you
719
00:19:49,654 --> 00:19:51,453
what the title of your song is.
720
00:19:51,454 --> 00:19:52,820
Who's gonna tell me?
721
00:19:52,821 --> 00:19:54,020
The loudspeaker.
722
00:19:54,021 --> 00:19:56,087
Ladies and gentlemen, we have
723
00:19:56,088 --> 00:19:58,020
a very special treat for you.
724
00:19:58,021 --> 00:19:59,787
A young man by the name of
725
00:19:59,788 --> 00:20:01,787
sal vulcano is going to sing a
726
00:20:01,788 --> 00:20:03,687
song he wrote especially for
727
00:20:03,688 --> 00:20:04,454
tonight.
728
00:20:04,455 --> 00:20:06,353
He calls it "butterfly crime
729
00:20:06,354 --> 00:20:07,054
scene."
730
00:20:07,055 --> 00:20:08,353
Butterfly what?
731
00:20:08,354 --> 00:20:09,453
Crime scene.
732
00:20:09,454 --> 00:20:10,520
Oh, my god.
733
00:20:10,521 --> 00:20:12,187
Please give sal a big
734
00:20:12,188 --> 00:20:13,520
blueclaws welcome.
735
00:20:13,521 --> 00:20:15,187
Butterfly crime scene!
736
00:20:15,188 --> 00:20:16,453
Oh, god. Check.
737
00:20:16,454 --> 00:20:19,453
[ Feedback squeals ]
738
00:20:19,454 --> 00:20:20,653
Uh...
739
00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:24,620
[ Indistinct conversations ]
740
00:20:24,621 --> 00:20:26,587
[ Scattered applause ]
741
00:20:26,588 --> 00:20:29,253
[ Sighs ]
742
00:20:29,254 --> 00:20:31,587
♪ I have always loved
743
00:20:31,588 --> 00:20:33,953
butterflies ♪
744
00:20:33,954 --> 00:20:36,553
♪ since I was a child
745
00:20:36,554 --> 00:20:37,687
boo.
746
00:20:37,688 --> 00:20:39,953
♪ But sometimes there'd be too
747
00:20:39,954 --> 00:20:41,153
many ♪
748
00:20:41,154 --> 00:20:41,988
[ crowd booing ]
749
00:20:41,988 --> 00:20:42,654
You suck.
750
00:20:42,655 --> 00:20:45,653
♪ I murdered the butterflies
751
00:20:45,654 --> 00:20:47,087
♪ and...
752
00:20:47,088 --> 00:20:48,820
♪ dead butterflies
753
00:20:48,821 --> 00:20:50,553
♪ dead butterflies
754
00:20:50,554 --> 00:20:52,553
♪ what can be better than a dead
755
00:20:52,554 --> 00:20:53,853
butterfly? ♪
756
00:20:53,854 --> 00:20:57,320
♪ Butterfly crime scene
757
00:20:57,321 --> 00:21:01,020
♪ butterfly crime
758
00:21:01,021 --> 00:21:04,053
♪ sce-e-e-e-ne
759
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:05,787
[ fanfare plays ]
760
00:21:05,788 --> 00:21:07,087
Aah! Look out!
761
00:21:07,088 --> 00:21:08,853
Oh, no! There he goes!
762
00:21:08,854 --> 00:21:10,754
[ Laughter ]
763
00:21:16,821 --> 00:21:18,987
Yeah! That's how you do it!
764
00:21:18,988 --> 00:21:21,020
That's how you get punished!
765
00:21:21,021 --> 00:21:23,154
You got jacked up!
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