Original subtitles

Tonight's surprise for Catia

is something beyond

our wildest dreams.

Yo!

I got a birthday cake for Catia!

Ring a ding ding. It's the king.

How are we, darling?

How are we?

There is a sexy man

in front of me.

[burp speaks] I'm hungry.

Hey!

Oh, my God!

This is my fucking song!

[laughter]

Everything I've done

has gone out the window, forgotten about.

You're a sook.

I'm fucking sticking by that.

We either need to sleep together

or stop hooking up.

It's almost toxic.

I don't beat around the bush.

I love you as a friend.

Oh, no.

You know, it's just the nature

of our relationship.

Lexie doesn't realise

that Callum's just playing a game.

I'm not this clinger

that's going to get hurt.

I'm horny.

He's going to be in my bed,

no matter what.

Oh!

# Happy people, dance with me. #

I've got the rig out and I'm ready to launch.

I'm a little bit of a sly fox.

I'm the queen 'cause I'm the hottest in Cairns.

Your boy is the resonator.

# Happy people, dance with me. #

Step on my toes, I'll stomp on yours.

I'm a little bit of a shit-stirrer.

Turn up that music and watch me dance.

I do use my tits to an advantage.

I came out my mum's vagina having a party.

Everyone needs a Kyle in their life.

# Happy people, dance with me. #

[dance music]

How did you find it, Cal?

Oh, my God!

Large, bro. Double large.

So, this morning, Callum and Lexie are all over each other.

Tom and Lily are in the shag pad.

Con and Catia are just friends,

and I'm in my little single bed in the corner, so, yeah.

No.

[Catia laughs]

- Fuck me, it's been two days? - I'm dying.

Yeah, it's been two days, innit? Do you know what I mean?

I mean, it takes a lot to get my eggs in a basket.

How many eggs have I got?

Well, how many eggs do I have to start with?

Now, there's six eggs, 'cause there's six boys.

I think Lexie definitely seems extra smitten to me.

Well, then he's got...

..point-fifth of one.

That is half, babe. Point-fifth is half.

- Oh, is it? - Well, yeah.

- 0.5. - 0.5.

- Like, a tiny... - OK.

[Catia] I'm seeing the way she looks at him,

and the way that he looks at her back...

..don't know if it's genuine.

[Callum] I've been having fun getting to know you.

Yeah, last night, solid... solicifi...

Solicified or solidified it? Whatever...

[Jaeda] Solicified.

- What is it? - Solidified.

Yeah. Last night solidified it.

- [Kyle] Lexie, for sure. - Lexie.

[Cooper] Yeah, man, she's got no idea.

[Manaaki] Everyone in the house can see that

Callum's just here for fun.

But Lexie is kind of reading into it, like

he's really caring for her

and he's showing her affection and giving her a compliment.

She's got no idea that he's just, like, stringing her along.

Manaaki, why do you care so much about what Callum's doing?

If Callum wants to get his willie wet with another girl,

let him go.

[Manaaki] Mate, we've warned you, Lexie.

Whatever happens from here on out is, you know, your problem.

- What? - How was your night? Good?

It was good till you started fucking grilling me, bro.

Mmm.

I was charcoaled, bro. I was getting charcoaled in the back.

You were grilling me that hard, bro.

You little shit. [laughs]

- It was a good chat. - It was.

[Tom] I do think Con's got a little crush.

Yeah, he's trying to impress Cal.

He's telling Cal that they're the exact same person.

[Callum] Bruv, no, that's not happening.

I don't clean.

# I don't cook, I don't clean #

# Let me tell ya... # [laughs]

Yeah, Con may ask him to be his boyfriend.

- Uh! - Hello.

[Manaaki] Hello.

I've just seen, like, such a massive shift in Con,

it's not even funny.

- We were talking about that. - Just talking about it, yeah.

When Callum walked into the house, Con definitely changed.

And I can see why.

Callum's got this little...little smile,

and his little eyes, they look at you and you're like,

"OK, I'll do whatever you want."

But I think everyone noticed the shift.

He, like, suddenly, like, got all of this,

like, new-found energy.

[Lily] He doesn't do that.

[Manaaki] "I've got so much. energy."

And, like, when has he ever been like that?

Even the little things, like the way he's dressing,

he's got his hat backwards.

Oh, mister, I've never been rejected in 26 years,

I'm not gonna fucking start now.

His energy levels have suddenly picked up.

He's blimmin' even changed his diet today.

It's so funny.

[Lily] And whatever it is, he's like...

Con will say something that's, like, not even funny,

or say something that Callum would like,

then looks at Callum and, like, waits for his approval.

Literally just watch him.

[Callum] Morning, bro.

This is just wet, by the way, it's not piss or anything.

[Con] I wish it was.

I've got a lot of energy myself,

but this bloke is absolutely mashing it.

[Callum] I need to do a shit, actually.

Go outside, better one.

- Is there? - Mad.

You know, take a towel with you.

Me and Callum, we're definitely on the same frequency.

You wipe your arse with towels?

No, mate.

I'm saying take a towel for the shower that's there as well.

The shower out there's the best one in here.

The similarities between me and Callum is crazy.

We're the same fucking person, eh?

Huh? A brother from another mother.

We smell the same - same cologne.

Fuck, bro, same person.

Same glasses, same sayings.

I just like the validation, so if anyone compliments me,

I say, "What?" And you say it again, I say, "What?"

And you say it a third time, like...

Fuck off. You and me are the fucking same person.

- Exactly what I fucking do. - Is it?

Exactly what I do.

We've got the same style.

Which side's your good side?

That's the good side, innit? That's the good side. [laughs]

Fuck off! Fuck off!

It's just... The shit we do, it's freaky.

[Manaaki] So, Lexie, what happened last night

with you and Callum?

[Catia] He went down on it.

[Manaaki] Wait, did he go down on you?

A tiny bit.

Fucking scrumptious, mate. It was scrumptious.

[Manaaki] Callum gave her head.

Callum licked Lexie's box!

The speed at which Lexie has just pivoted her feelings

from Tom to Callum, it confuses me.

Oh, my God.

This has not taken long.

[Manaaki] What are you looking at, Lexie?

Why are you smiling at me like that for?

'Cause I love smiling at you.

Obviously, I don't want to feel stupid

and I don't want to look like I'm easy.

But it was good.

But at the same time, Callum for breakfast,

Callum for lunch, Callum for afternoon tea.

Entree, main meal, dessert.

Cheeky midnight snack.

Like, 24/7, babe.

# Letting go and letting go and letting go and letting go... #

[Lily] We're all sitting back, watching this happen,

and we are loving it.

- I know. I'm like... - [Callum] Loving what?

Honestly, if she can switch that fast to another guy,

then they can have each other.

It's not Callum's fault at all.

He's got no idea what's going on.

Callum's new, he just came in.

I feel like pointing things out to Callum

is only the right thing to do.

She's got a track record, but...

- [Callum] She... - You'll find out yourself.

[Manaaki] You'll find out yourself.

- [Lily] Yeah. - [Manaaki] Callum, be warned.

They know what Lexie's like,

and they're telling me basically to be warned

that Lexie is a stage-10 clinger.

So now I'm a little bit nervous

because I'm starting to sense it.

- [Callum] My what? - [Catia] You're in...

This is a Venus flytrap, this is you.

Smack.

So, look, if Lexie got between me and Tom, fair game.

I'm not fully trying to end Callum and Lexie,

but I've got to shake something up, they're too boring.

There's a lot of whispering going on,

and I'm like, "OK, well, what's being said?"

Why has it taken you three days to tell me this part?

Because we want to let it brew.

Could be about anything, but it doesn't sound the best.

That's dangerous game, innit? I'm playing with fire there.

Oh, that's not fire,

that's a fucking eruption from a volcano, mate.

[Lily] And I still don't trust Lexie.

If she's gonna fuck with me...

..we're gonna stir the pot with her and Callum.

- Well, guess what. - What?

I've got the gasoline, I'm pouring it, eh?

So, a bit of karma for you, Lex. Take it.

Hello! Hello!

- [Con roars] - [shrieks]

Oh, my God.

Say, Con!

How was last night?

Callum minge-munched Lexie.

Minge-munched?!

- Yeah. - No.

[guffaws]

Fucking hell, say less, bruv! Say less.

Just because it's the last few days,

you still have to work.

Today, we're gonna have some of youse working

at the fish market.

[gags]

[Lily] If I find out that I have to look at fish guts,

like, I'm probably gonna vomit everywhere.

Listen, it's time to get these guys

and their fishy fingers to work.

They've had enough practice in their lives.

So, I am sending Lily, Catia, Cooper and Callum.

I think they are the best people for this very fishy job.

Me?! You're laughing it on, son.

You have had your fingers in some other fish,

so it's time to get fingers in this kind of fish.

I'm getting picked on, bruv.

You should be a professional by now.

I'm scared, I'm nervous, I don't want to be working,

and I especially don't wanna be around fish

with the stinking hangover that I've got.

Anyways, I've got to go now, guys.

See you, Charlotte.

See you, Charlotte.

I love you.

"I love you."

And...and the day after.

You have got nothing to worry about today.

I had every right to be a bit, "How are you going,"

because last time I went to work, they went on a beach walk.

We should probably get back.

Mmm, maybe we will.

I don't know, you've got nothing to worry about.

I can see me hanging out by the pool all day.

Relaxing.

- With what? - Relaxing.

You just heared her name, don't you?

I said "relaxing", not "WITH Lexie".

OK.

So, rules are, do not talk to Lexie.

Don't hang out with her, don't go near her,

don't breathe near her.

No.

Literally, no. Do not even go near her. I will find out.

Manaaki, are you staying home today?

- Yeah. - Yeah, good.

- I've got you. - Yeah, thank you.

So, it looks like I'm the babysitter

with Tom and Lexie situation.

It should be fun.

[laughs] Yeah.

Let's go.

Hey, guys. We're all ready to go?

This fish market is dirty, it's wet.

Bloody water everywhere. There's fish heads.

Slimy. Full fucked.

Alright, we're gonna get a little bit wet today,

so we're gonna have to chuck an apron on each.

- I love getting wet. - Same.

Different kind of wet there, team, but anyway.

We are hung-over.

I cannot even bear the thought

of smelling fish right now,

let alone touching them and fiddling them.

I don't know.

I'm not about it.

You're meant to be helping me today.

- Yeah. - There we go.

- Is that it? Does that work? - Yeah.

[laughs]

Look good, feel good. Where's the fish at?

We're gonna empty these two tubs here.

Oh, bruv, look at the size on it!

That's not a fish, it's a whale. It's a whale.

"Fish"? They ain't fish,

they're sharks, bruv, yeah? They're massive.

His eyeball's out. His eyeball's out.

- [Callum] That is huge. - Are you gonna kiss on it?

Yeah, I'll kiss it. [shrieks]

- Go, Cal. Go, Cal. - I'm not touching it, bruv.

I'm not touching it.

Close them lips, bubba.

[shrieks]

As Callum would say, it was minging. It was disgusting.

Oh!

- [Lily coughs] - [Catia] Get out of that.

Got the dirty job, really. In the horrors.

I don't feel well, honestly.

I can taste the vodka from last night now.

So, I'm at work,

and if Tom is hanging out with Lexie behind my back,

I will be coming for both of them, especially Lexie.

This is for the public.

- [Catia] Oh, my God! - [Callum] Hey!

Lily, you've got to just be gentle.

- It's... - They're dead!

- It's for human consumption. - They're dead.

I'm very sexual, but I don't...

I never fuck. Like, I never sleep with anyone.

How many people have you slept with?

Like, nine.

The rule is to stay the fuck away from Lexie,

and I'm gonna try and do that.

[Lexie] Like, guys, I've probably fucked, like, seven.

And then girls, it's hard because obviously with girls,

it's like...it's kind of like what you consider fucking.

For me, it's, like, you do everything -

like finger, eating out, both.

In terms of, like, actual, proper, like, we're fucking,

like, I've technically only fucked two girls.

Fuck. Fuck!

Everyone thinks I've fucked a lot of people.

Why do you keep coming back?

This spider won't fuck off, and I'm really uncomfortable.

Fuck off!

- Whack it away. - I'm too scared.

But don't hurt him.

What the fuck?

Lily is not one of the girls you want to piss off,

so I hope Lexie can fight.

Or Tom.

I think, like, Lily's gonna take on both of them, at this rate.

Honestly, you know what? Fuck it, I'm sort of thinking

of something that gets me angry and I'll start working.

[Catia and Callum] Yeah, same.

I'm thinking about...

Think about that bitch at home.

Sexy Lexie?

Sexy Lexie, yeah, that's the one.

[all laugh]

This is proper foul.

Argh! Sorry.

It's fucking minging, innit?

You're not even doing anything, Cal.

I've never peeled a prawn before.

I don't even know where to start.

Just think of it like you're undressing a bird.

- Yeah. - Top off.

Then you pull down the pants.

Pull down the pants.

Then make sure if she hasn't shat herself.

Oh! I'm not sure about that, bruv.

I think I peeled three prawns...

..and there was, like, 300 on the table.

And the three that I did peel

still had their arse on and the legs on,

and the shit in the pipe.

I just want to get this done so we can get the fuck out

of here, 'cause I'm sick of this shit.

- What a day. - I'm wrecked.

I'm actually fucking exhausted, yeah.

I'm actually ruined.

I'm about to go for a 20-minute shower.

Yeah.

All I want to do is have a fucking lorryful

of hand sanitiser.

Yeah.

Ship to the gaff, and I'm just gonna put it all in the bath

and just bathe in it for days on end.

How do people do that on a daily basis?

Honestly, they should be getting paid 100 per hour.

Not even 1,000 per hour.

Yeah, 1,000 per hour, because that's just not fair.

Hello!

Hey!

[Manaaki] Go have a shower.

[Tom] Is my jumper gonna smell like that?

- No. I took it off. - Take it off now, then.

Everyone comes back from work,

apparently, I'm not even here to Callum,

so that's great.

Once I've spent too much time with one bird,

I'm gonna get the ick.

I'm gonna get ick because I can't do stage-one clingers.

I reckon if it keeps going the way it's going,

she's going to be a stage-10 clinger.

Can't look at me, huh?

I'm giving it to her too easy, bruv.

- How was home? - [Manaaki] Good.

Was it normal?

Look, I knew it was coming. I fucking knew it was coming.

But I said, "Tom, why are we sitting by Lexie?"

And he said, well, he was just tanning,

and then Lexie came out and joined him,

and he wasn't just, like, gonna randomly get up and leave.

Yeah, dirty, dirty, dirty.

Yeah, better be, cunt, otherwise he'll hear about it.

I heard.

[Tom laughs]

I know everything straightaway.

Ha-ha!

Fuck me sideways.

Manaaki told me.

Manaaki's talking shit, that cunt. Fuck him.

And why are you sunbaking together?

I gotta keep Tom on a tight leash

because if I let go or he runs off,

he'll be two paddocks down,

kissing on with some bird I know from high school,

my dog's friend's mother.

That man will kiss anything with a heartbeat.

But at the end of the night,

he knows who Mummy is and he always comes back to Mummy.

Stop being grumpy.

- Huh? - Manaaki did say that.

But Manaaki did say, like, you were like,

"Why would I do that?"

- I'm gonna fuck that cunt up. - No.

- He did... - [Tom and Cooper laugh]

Hang on.

He did say that you were like,

"Me and Lily are in a good place.

- "Like, there's no..." - Exactly.

- Did you? - Yes.

OK, thanks.

OK, don't hug me, then, cunt.

Don't be fucking grumpy at me and then fucking hug me.

Give me a proper hug and say...

[Con] "Daddy, I'm sorry."

[Tom] Alright, now let's go shower,

'cause you're stinky as fuck. I can smell you.

Here's to the OGs going.

# Riding my pony. #

Yeah, last night was a bit of a struggle.

[shrieking and laughing]

[Jaeda] So, yeah, it's really important for tonight

just to go really smoothly so we can just, like,

get back to being a family again.

So, with Callum, I've been trying to talk to him,

he's giving me nothing.

So, we need to figure out where this whole cold shoulder

is coming from and why he's not speaking to me.

Oh, you go. You're good at walking off.

Apparently, I'm telling everyone

that I have a connection with him,

and that I'm waking up

and pretty much telling him a different story.

He's really good at walking away.

Walk!

That's his best fucking thing.

I can definitely feel that there's drama

brewing in the air right now.

I can't put my finger on what,

but there's definitely something.

Ooh!

[laughter]

[Manaaki] That's not the worm.

- Are you having a good night? - I'm keen.

[Lexie] I'm really excited for tonight.

I'm excited. I can feel tonight...

- [Lexie] Got a good vibes? - [Manaaki] Yeah.

Look, Manaaki's a big shit-stirrer.

He's one of the boys, but he doesn't even deny it.

I heard on the grapevine that Manaaki's had

a bit to say about me.

Apparently I've changed my personality

ever since Callum came into the house.

It's time me and Manaaki have a chat.

Come, down. Come through.

And then we're just gonna fucking...

- [Manaaki] Fucking... - [Callum] Fuck!

[both laugh]

[Callum] This slow dancing...

[Manaaki] You're holding me, brother.

Oh, do you think he's gonna say something now?

It's gonna get very messy.

- [Con] So, I switch up? - Yes.

- [Lily] Get downstairs now. - Why?

- Are you not watching this? - No.

[Callum] Boysies, where's the fucking drinks?

I'm fucking steaming. I'm ready for it.

Who's yelling? Who's arguing?

- You did. - You've been talking...

You've literally... Wait, wait. Whoa!

Don't put your hands on me. Don't put your hands on me.

If I wanted to put my fucking hands on you, bro...

You just pushed me back.

If I wanted to put my hands on you,

trust me, you'd know about it.

You just pushed me back. Please get out of my space.

- [Con rants] - Please get out of my space.

Con's reaction with this whole situation is probably

because he knows that there's a little bit of truth

in what I'm saying.

All I will say, all I will say...

[Con] Talk.

..is lots of people in this house have noticed

that you've changed.

Not my circus, not my monkeys.

I'm not touching that drama with a 10-foot pole,

because that shit is messy.

[Manaaki] I'm not the only one in the house.

[Con] OK, no worries.

I'm the only one that'll say it...

But you won't say it to me! You're that much of a...

Actually, I was gonna bring it up tonight.

You won't fucking say it to me!

If you've got the fucking balls as a man, say something.

[Manaaki] Everyone here is saying...

Fuck it, I'm farting, cunt.

Con and Manaaki are arguing over Callum.

And this man is holding an iron?

Who's clothes are you ironing?

[Con and Manaaki talk over each other]

No, do you want me to talk or not?

It's like a love triangle.

The love triangle has moved to Callum, Manaaki and Con.

You wanna sit next to him, you wanna take photos with him?

"Bub, you look good."

With him?!

Callum, you've been pulling me, no?

[Con] Am I wrong? Am I wrong?

I can't believe two guys are fighting over a guy

because they want to be friends with him.

Now, that is something else.

We like each other, and we're just

hanging out with each other and getting to know each other.

- I thought we loved each other. - I love you.

Fuck you.

[Kyle] We have got two grown men fighting over Callum.

Like, grow up.

It's all fucking happening, innit?

- It is all happening. - Do you want some watermelon?

Here, half-time watermelons. Watch this now.

Half-time oranges. Half-time watermelons.

OK?

We'll run it back later when we've got some more drinks,

because at the moment my head is hurting.

It's like watching fucking tennis, bruv. I'm like that.

I'm usually used to birds fighting over me,

so the fact that Con and Manaaki

are arguing over me is a bit weird.

You know how we both are,

and it's like, as soon as something happens,

we'll go and, like, snip it right in the butt.

And I...and I understand why maybe you might be, like,

a little bit upset that I didn't come to you straightaway.

Like, from the bottom of my heart,

like, I didn't mean to push you,

I didn't mean to fucking get angry at you.

I could have handled that a bit better.

- Like, I just... - Oh, you and me both.

But, like, in that moment, I'm like,

you're literally calling me out, so I'm gonna fucking pop back.

Just I'm so over the drama and, like, I just pop.

Literally, me and you both.

This has gotta be one of the silliest arguments

we've had in this house.

This is an observation that the group has made,

not just myself,

but I think we sorted out the drama, everything's sorted.

I think we just need to get more drinks in us

and just have a good time.

Gilligan's! Let's go!

[Kyle] Are you gonna get with her or not?

- Who? - Sexy Lexie.

I want her to be a stage-two clinger, but not a stage 10.

[dance music]

# Drop it... #

Callum's doing what he does best.

He's flirting with all the ladies.

[dance music]

And I'm just like, OK, I'm getting nothing here.

And I don't do well with the silent treatment.

It makes my blood boil.

He needs to be put in his place.

I've worked it out, I'm like,

he's given me nothing throughout the day.

You've come home from work, haven't really...

We haven't spoken, and I'm just like, OK.

I've been in my head,

paranoid as fuck all day because I'm like, something's going on.

Like, I don't understand the situation.

I don't chase birds.

And I don't chase boys, and I...

Well, if this is gonna work,

you need to find a way to fucking...

Can you listen to me for a second?

I am not fighting for a man, ever.

If you want me enough, you'll make that clear.

What the fuck?

No-one tells me what to do. You know what I mean?

I can't believe she's done that.

In high school, I used to, like,

try and help fix everyone's problems,

and then it made everyone hate me because I'd be putting myself

in other people's things.

I tend to do that sometimes.

My advice is simple and to the point, sort it out.

Kapoof. Cheers.

[Lexie] I don't know what to do

because I've spent so long getting played by Tom.

That situation is not going to happen again.

[dance music]

What happened with you two tonight?

[Lexie] Nothing.

It's a love-hate relationship, let me tell you that.

Yeah, it's fucked up.

So, tonight's vibe is sexual. Everyone's naked.

- I can hear when you fart. - I don't bum-hole fart.

- Yes, you do. - Yes, you do.

Yes, finally. No.

[laughs]

I'm here for it. I love a good sausage.

It is good.

I'm waiting for her to walk around.

This whole Lexie palaver is just getting on my head, bruv.

Alright, no more Lexie. Lexie's over now. That's it.

I think he's got a soft spot for me

because he is very affectionate with me, bruv.

Do you know what I mean?

And then when I see Lexie being affectionate with me,

he's, like, in competition with her.

You were full tongue-punching her.

Yeah. Embarrassing for you, mate.

And I think that because he fancies me,

he's stirring the pot on me and Lexie.

Because he knows he can't have me, so guess what.

He doesn't want Lexie to have me.

There's a shit-stirrer.

He said to me, I've dropped my standards, right?

And then he was like...

Sorry, what?

You've dropped your standards with me?

He said that.

Oh, don't you start now, too.

You've dropped your standards with me?

Anyway, that's what he's saying.

And I'm like, bro.

Like, I'm sick of it.

[Manaaki] Close the door. Close the door.

Not you, her.

You're making yourself look silly,

talking shit about me in the jacuzzi.

I'm...I said you sound like you're stirring the fucking pot

'cause you were.

- Stirring the pot? - [Lexie] You were!

You always...

- All I've told you... - You always stir the pot.

Shut up. He's fucking you around.

Why would I fuck her around?

I mean, I'm saying what everyone else is thinking.

So you can go think whatever the fuck you want.

I had enough then. I was like, that's it,

I'm calling Manaaki out in front of everyone in here.

He gives it a big lick, but he can't back it up.

Cal...

Callum is, like, the hottest bloke I've ever bloody seen.

Like, he is, like...

That's what I want.

Can you just shut the fuck up, and stop bumping your gums?

Because you're boring the tits off the fucking bulls, bruv.

I don't give a fuck about if you guys get with each other.

- Oh, really? - Oh!

Oh, really?

Yes!

He's just jealous. He's just jealous.

He's literally in competition with her.

As soon as I'm with Lexie, he's cuddling me, too.

At the end of the day, it's like a throuple, innit?

My plan of attack today

has worked wonders, because guess what.

Your boy's going into bed with Lexie, and where's Manaaki?

Oh, yeah, that's right. Probably cuddling his pillow.

[coughs]

They don't call me WILF for nothing, mate.

Do you know what I mean? Welshman I'd like to fuck.

I've got the riz, I've got the fizz.

Strictly biz, you might finish with a bit of jizz.

[Callum laughs]

# You're drop-dead gorgeous. #

Yesterday was crazy, wasn't it?

What's your position with Lexie?

Mate, I'm over it. I've done what...I've...

I literally am done looking out for people.

It did get a little bit heated again

with all the drama that's been happening between

Callum, Lexie and Manaaki.

I literally...I've told her the information,

and I said, "You do what you want to do with it."

And if she's back in bed with Callum this morning...

We need to get out of this house.

[Charlotte] As a reward for these guys getting fishy,

I'm sending them to get even fishier

on the Great Barrier Reef!

Who doesn't love a bit of hung-over snorkelling?

Last night, when everyone was yelling, I came running in...

No.

So, my night was great.

I'm always the one that everyone says,

"Jaeda's in her own world," and I literally am.

And everyone else is yelling and I'm just chilling.

I'm happy, I'm not in any drama.

And it's great. Maxing and relaxing.

Well, we have an hour to get ready, so let's go!

Reborn and recharged.

- [Lexie] Yes. - Fuck.

Manaaki was pushing limits last night

that he shouldn't be pushing.

He was stirring the pot for no reason.

Oh, don't start the day off like that.

[Manaaki] I'm joking.

Nothing against the geezer.

Love him to bits, do you know what I mean?

But unfortunately for him, I'm into birds.

What are you wearing today?

Have you sorted out what you're wearing?

[Lexie] No, I don't give a fuck.

I've never been on a boat party, but I've always wanted to.

Day drinking, yes. Sun, yes.

I love the ocean.

We're going on a boat party!

Whoo!

- Oh! - Fucking hell!

What was it? I missed it.

Fucking, a big-arse crocodile. Holy fuck.

- Where? - Bigger than Cooper.

Me and Callum have had a hot night.

It's a hot morning, there's affection.

It's, like...it's all cute and mushy.

And we're going on a boat party.

And I'm like, wow, this is gonna get wet and hot.

Like, this is a good combo.

# I don't know what you're talking about. #

Oh, I'm having heart palpitations.

Hold on a minute, this doesn't feel normal.

That wasn't a good feeling.

I turned to my left, and Callum is just in all sorts.

I'm like, mate, like, what's just happened?

I've got a pain in my chest. I don't know why.

- Oh, shut up. - Maybe you're lovesick.

I genuinely got pain in my chest, I don't know what.

Can you take, like, a big breath and hold it?

Like, ever since he walked in the house,

all we've heard is Callum's voice.

So for him to be dead silent, we're all a little bit like,

what's going on?

This must be serious.

Can I see the medic as soon as I get there, please?

- [woman] Yes. - Thank you.

Everyone in the car is like, what's happening with them?

You actually have a pain in your chest?

- Yeah. - Are you alright?

It's just a weird feeling, bruv. I don't like it.

This pain ain't going away, and it's actually getting worse.

Fuck, they WERE quick. It's not like Wales.

Be waiting here two days if I was in Wales.

I'm thinking my day is going to be peak

because I'm going to be on a boat, having it on.

The only thing I'm having on is all these wires on my chest,

and I'm fearing for my life.

- How old are you? - 26.

26. You've got some slight changes on your ECG.

If something's out of whack...

..probably wanna get it sorted

so that you don't keep getting sick.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

That's alright. All good.

It's funny what you think about when you're close to death.

I was close to death with my chest pains,

and all I was thinking about was that boat party

that I'm missing out on.

# One, two, three, go... #

Boat party! Boat party! Boat party!

These guys are so lucky to get to go to the Great Barrier Reef.

I haven't even been to the Great Barrier Reef.

Why am I organising trips for other people

to go to the Great Barrier Reef, and I haven't been yet?!

I'm no stranger to a boat party.

You know, I love the drinks, love the vibe.

Boat parties are just in my blood.

I think I go on a boat party at least,

I don't know, four times a month.

Literally since the day dot that I got in this house,

it's exactly what I wanted to do.

Get on a boat, party, day-drink.

And it's finally happening, so, yeah, I'm stoked.

Oh, my God.

We're sailing straight into a fucking storm.

Oh, no!

[shrieking]

Oh, my God!

The sea is like this,

and this.

[retches]

[shrieks]

This is just not what I expected.

- Living the dream. - Living the dream.

Weather the storm, boys. Weather the storm.

Exactly.

These waves, I'm telling you, they're, like, 18 foot 65.

Whoo!

Where's Cati?

This is a boat trip from hell.

There's no champagne popping.

There's no seamen.

- I'm back! - [Lily] Cati!

I almost vomited.

Oh, that's good. That's some good shit.

I don't know what came over me. I was like, I need to vomit.

I'm about to vomit.

- Are you getting out? - I need to go.

Are you sure?

I felt my vomit come up. I said, "No, hold it in."

I remember seeing Lily just get drowned,

and then I was laughing at her,

and then karma came and drowned me.

So, then we're all looking like drowned rats.

A drowned rat looks like this.

Oh, yeah, I'm so sexy. Like, look at me, look at me.

They gave me a vomit bag,

I opened it, and it was your vomit.

No way.

I'm over it. I'm sick. I'm drunk.

Oh!

Finally, that bloody hurricane is gone and we survived,

and now it's beautiful weather.

I just want to see a pretty fucking reef.

- Alright, let's go. - Let's do it.

Yay! We're here.

- And I'm James Bond. - [Catia and Kyle laugh]

I feel like I've just come out of a movie scene.

Dude, you look like what's-her... Pamela Anderson.

- Yeah, that's the one. - Baywatch.

If I do, like, a slow run.

Yes. That's good.

I am a land baby, not a sea baby.

Do I look like I've got a fin on my back

with lungs that go like this?

Uh, no.

Yeah, I literally just saw the coral,

and it told me to get out.

Oh, guys, come over here. It looks awesome.

I did see a shark.

I went snorkelling down there.

I saw the reef, some big-arse fishes.

Cooper, you wouldn't let a girl down, would you?

Cooper, please help us.

Here I come, ladies.

I've been trying to have the best time possible,

but, like, I'm worried as shit for Callum.

So, it's kind of like this really weird feeling.

Do you reckon Callum will actually be home?

- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah.

What are your...what are your plans with Callum, Lexie?

I think, like...

He literally said word for word, um...

- [Cooper] Word for word. - Word for word.

"Um, I'm gonna go out and eat as many burgers as I can,

"because I've always got my steak at home."

When you hear things like that, you're obviously like, fuck off.

As long as you know that it's going nowhere.

I do know that.

That's why we were telling you.

Obviously, we know how Callum is. Like, just watch out.

I know. No, I appreciate you guys,

but, like, I want youse to know

that I'm not wanting a relationship.

All that we were saying was like, we don't want you

to look like...

An idiot.

Like, yeah.

Well, probably will.

I mean, do you think you could still root him

just for the fun of it?

Oh, but I CAN do that.

I think Lexie does have rose-coloured glasses on

at the moment.

Whether or not that's to the detriment of her,

we're...we're gonna find out.

Callum!

[Callum] Here they are!

- Look who's... - How are we?

- How are you? - We're home.

The test results have come back,

and they've come back absolutely perfect,

which is no surprise to me.

I'm alive and kicking.

What's going on? Why are you looking like that?

I was really hoping for a letter saying you were gone.

Oh, behave.

[laughter]

And I'm like, what's that noise? Is that Callum? Like, uh.

What's happening, babe?

Automatically I feel good.

And, yeah, as soon as I see him, I'm like, hi!

Like, yeah, I feel good. He clearly looks fine.

- Are you feeling OK? - Yeah, I'm feeling alright.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm feeling alright.

Callum was being a little needy. He was...

You know, he's had a bloody roller-coaster of a day,

and I think he just needs a cuddle.

I just wanted to go to the party boat so bad.

- Oh. - I had the worst FOMO.

I think his life has flashed before his eyes,

and he's looked at me and he's been like, "Whoa,

"like, I need this woman."

Like, I'm like, "Here I am, babes."

I was in the hospital, I was there for so long.

I was there for so long.

So what have they come up with?

But no caffeine, no Red Bull, no vodka Red Bulls,

no coffees, no Coca-Cola, none of that.

Coca-Cola.

So, the only thing I've got is literally water...

- OK. - ..or goon.

One, two...

Oh, Jaeda, you can swallow.

Win or lose, on the booze.

Goon is terrible. Goon is disgusting.

But it gets you drunk.

It tastes like piss, but, you know, $12.99.

What can you do?

Show us your best, mate?

- Go! Go! Go! - Come on.

Yes!

I may have unloaded the tank.

Honestly, I do worry about you because you're vomiting.

But where I come from, spillage is lickage.

So get on your knees and get it back in the system.

I'll tell you what spillage is,

spillage means it needs to be filled back up.

Yeah! [laughs]

Oh, my God!

Hey!

[laughter]

- Oi, Jaeda, truth or dare? - Dare.

I dare you to get in the pool fully clothed.

I love it. Oh!

She's wired! I love it.

[laughs] Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!

Goon! Goon! Goon!

Whoo!

Jaeda! I like this Jaeda. Well done.

I like this Jaeda.

Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!

Oi! Oi! Oi!

# Yeah, everybody know that you're perfect #

# Work it... #

[laughter]

# Work it Big moves on the circuit... #

I'm masturbating for an hour.

I'll fuck myself with my hat on.

These dangly things will be going...

[Manaaki] The vibes are high tonight.

There's honestly just something in the air.

I don't know if it's whether the stormy weather,

the full moon, but, you know, it's a good vibe.

# I wanna see you work it... #

- Did you fart? - Yeah.

Did you fart?

Yuck, babe!

You stink.

Get away from me!

Sexy Lexie is the only bird I've ever met

that can get away with queefing and farting

like she's been doing in here and still not give me the ick.

Like, I don't know what she can do...

I don't know how she does it, but she just does it.

Dry poo.

You're gonna poo?

I think you should, babe, because that's fucking bad.

You stink. You stink.

I'm all for it. I want her to start queefing on me, bruv.

I'll be walking out of here with pinkeye, let me tell you.

Last day.

Fuck!

Time in the house is coming to an end.

Here's to family!

It is the final night,

and we are going out with a bang.

This summer would have to be the best experience of my life.

I don't want to leave anyone in there.

Yay!

This is the best staff party that I've ever had in my life.

It's going to be very hard to top

a work break-up with Charlotte Crosby.

Come on.

# Happy people, dance with me #

# Happy people, dance with me #

# Happy people, dance with me. #