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[Freeman] Captain's log, Stardate 58496. 1.

While the primary mission
of the California-class is second contact,

Starfleet has never considered our work
a top priority until today.

I am thrilled to log
that my planetary follow-up initiative

has finally been given the green light
by Admiral Buenamigo.

Congratulations, Captain Freeman.

There's no one better suited
for Project Swing By.

And there's no one better suited
to assign it to me, Admiral.

Let's ditch the pomp
and set this conversation to facts.

-"Ditch the pomp"?
-[Shaxs grunts]

The first Project Swing By planet
you'll be checking in on is Ornara.

Ornara.
Picard made first contact there, right?

Yes, 17 years ago.

So they're long overdue
for some Starfleet attention.

If this goes well, swing-by missions

will be assigned across
the entire California-class.

Then I'll make sure
it goes better than well.

I know you will,

which is why I have a journalist
from FNN en route to the Cerritos.

She'll be documenting your success
as it happens.

Buenamigo out.

Congratulations, Captain.
I think I speak for all of us when--

[groans] This is terrible!

But you've been lobbying
for Project Swing By for years!

Not that. The reporter!

This ship's a mess. We have to clean it up
before she gets here.

-Clean it up.
-[Shaxs] Good one, Captain.

Why are you laughing?

-Oh, [bleep]! She's serious.
-Go get your departments in order now!

-[Ransom] Yes, Captain!
-[T'Ana] Go!

What do we know about the Ornarans?

They were ravaged by a plague.

The cure for which
was a plant called felicium,

which only grew
on their sister planet, Brekka.

The Brekkians exploited access to the drug
and got the Ornarans hooked on it

even after the plague was cured.

[scoffs] Some sister.
What did Picard have to say about it?

By the time the Enterprise got there,
Ornara was in shambles

due to their addiction.

Picard severed communication
between the planets and, uh, let's see...

-Oh. Uh, then he left.
-He left?

Yeah. That's, uh-- Whoo.
That's how it went down.

Seriously?
So, now it's our job to check in

on an entire planet
that Picard left cold turkey?

Well, Captain, think about it like this.

If they relapsed,
we'll provide much-needed aid.

Project Swing By is gonna look great.

With this reporter coming on board,
I don't want us to look like fools.

[Mariner humming]

Mariner! What the hell are you covered in?

Blueberry filling! Yeah,
we got the pie-eating contest later today.

[gasps] Hey, we should get that reporter
to cover it.

We're gonna crush ops this year.
[chuckles]

[grunts]

[chuckles] What's her problem?
We did strawberry last year.

-She doesn't always get to pick the pie.
-Ensign, if I were you,

I would make myself scarce
for the next couple days.

Please. Reporters love me!

Plus, I'm so good at my job,
I'm like a second captain!

Yeah, I'm like a mini captain.
Like a little, sweet, baby captain.

[Mariner hums]

We may wanna roll out some duty changes
to make a good first impression.

You get me?

You better be ready
to shovel some [bleep] pie, Marty!

Your whole division's going down!

Loud and clear.

[exclaims]

What the hell? Captain gave
our next rotation to Alpha shift?

I didn't even know
there was an Alpha shift.

We have orders
to keep our work areas spotless,

but I accidentally got my station stuck
in the transporter buffer.

[sighs] What if it's messy in there?

I'm not allowed to scan anything
until after the reporter leaves,

but I scan when I get nervous.

Hey. Carol gonna Carol, right?

She's just trying
to put her best foot forward. I get it.

All we gotta do is sit back
and make her look great.

Wow. That's weirdly mature of you.

Wow, Captain! I have to tell you,

covering a California-class ship
is really special for me.

My family's from Flagstaff.

[chuckles] Yes.
Arizona is very near California.

Ah! It's just gorgeous.

Victoria, let's get you settled
in those guest quarters.

-Pretty great view, huh?
-Oh, it's stunning.

When it comes to the lower decks,
nobody knows it better than Beta shift.

If you want a tour or something,
just let me know.

Actually, Ensign, I believe your shift
doesn't begin for another three cycles.

-Right, that's why I have time. I'm early.
-[chuckles]

Junior officers can be a bit excitable.

You know, sometimes they forget
they should be going to bed.

-Computer! Lights.
-[Computer beeps]

-Have you ever seen a warp core?
-Oh, my gosh. No. But I can't wait!

Whoa, seriously?

Well, that was demoralizing.

She's just--
She's under a lot of pressure.

But, hey! This gives us more time to
practice for the pie-eating contest! Yeah!

[Mariner gasps]

[Rutherford]
The pie-eating contest is canceled?

But I've been expanding my GI tract
to store more pie!

And I perfected dislocating my jaw!

Mariner, what is your mom thinking?

This is the biggest crew night
of the year, not including Pon farrs!

Yeah, I don't really know what--

Hey, man, no, not the pies!

Hey, stop! We'll take those.

Captain's orders. No contest, no pies.

Sir, I've been starving myself for days.
Please. My body needs crust!

-Stand back, Ensign. I have my orders!
-[all groan]

Come on, guys.

There's plenty to do around here
that doesn't end in sugary diarrhea.

Maybe for you!

Let's go grab some synthehol
and synthe-have a great time at the bar!

Sir, look at me. Look at me!
Please, just one!

I can't. You know I can't!

-Then stun me!
-No!

[Victoria]
Don't look at the holo-Imager, look at me.

Okay, and just tell me what life is like
on the Cerritos.

Okay. Is this good? [chuckles]

Last week I got to scan an ancient probe
from an unknown civilization,

and I just signed up for aerial silks.

For me, the Cerritos is life
in the cave of Garanoga.

[Victoria] You poor thing.
They make you live in a cave?

No. No, no. It's--
The Cerritos is like home to me.

I have lived in a cave, though.

[chuckles] Victoria. Something about you
really makes me open up.

I feel very comfortable talking to you.

Oh! Well, I think that's enough for today.

Turn it around, lower decks.
Captain wants you in your bunks.

Come on, man. This is our bar!
We just wanna grab a drink, all right?

This isn't a bar anymore.

It's the commanders' lounge.
And it's only for interviewees.

Hey, wait! Jet's not a commander!
He's a lower decker like us!

How come he gets to be in there?

There's a list of approved people.
Manhaver's on it.

There's a list?

Hey, it's okay. Let's get out of here.

I've got some Somnusian root
that'll knock us out for a while.

I know Mom is stressed,
but that reporter is here to report,

and this isn't
how the Cerritos actually is.

-What are you gonna do?
-I'm gonna tell the truth.

The very first mission
for Project Swing By.

Tell me, Captain, are you nervous?

The Ornarans were peaceful
when last contacted,

but we should be ready for anything.

Well, I, for one, feel safe
with this amazing crew.

[computer beeping]

Oh, wow.
I didn't expect it to be this nice.

Seems like the Ornarans
are in a good place.

But stay alert.

Sometimes the dark reality is hidden
just beneath the glossy exterior.

Hey! Oh, gosh. Wow! Starfleet.

It is so joyous that you've returned!

I am B'Nir, the local magistrate.
Welcome back.

I am Captain Carol Freeman
of the USS Cerritos.

I know that your people's first contact
with the Federation had its difficulties,

but we're here to--

What? You're worried that things got bad
when Picard cut us off from the felicium.

Well, did they?

No! Picard was absolutely right!

It was the best thing
that ever happened to us.

Look! We even made a mural.

See, there's the Enterprise leaving us
with no drugs,

and here's all of us freaking out.

We were in a bit of a bad place
for the first, oh, ten, 14 years.

But we figured it out.

Once we shook the old demons out,
we focused on healthy diet and fitness.

You could say we're addicted to that now.

[laughing]

My kind of people. How much you bench?

We don't do it for the numbers.
We do it to quiet the voices in our heads.

Nice. I do 250.

So, B'Nir,
you have Starfleet at your full disposal.

How may we be of assistance?

Yeah. We're good.

Well, there must be something.

We have medical supplies,
engineering know-how, unlimited snacks!

Starfleet's done enough for Ornara.
There's really no need for this visit.

Now, excuse me, but I'm late for my 10K.

[Victoria] Captain, do you anticipate

all Project Swing By missions
will be this superfluous?

I'm just gonna step off Imager
to make a quick call.

Top secret Starfleet business.

While we're waiting, I could tell you
about my own fitness journey.

Cool.

Ah, Carol. How's the mission going?

There is no mission!
The Ornarans don't need us!

That can't be right.

Make them show you their government,
just in case it's secretly run by kids

or somebody pretending to be the devil...

There's nothing funky here, Les.
Picard knew what he was doing.

Damn it! We need something or the entire
program could be in jeopardy.

We could go back to Beta III.

There's a pretty good chance
they've fallen for Landru again.

What about the neighbors?
The pusher planet.

Maybe they're dealing
with some difficulties that we can fix.

Yes! They were left off even worse
than the Ornarans!

You know, my little saying goes,

"GIutes are cute,
but obliques are for freaks."

-[chuckles] That's a--
-Everything seems in order here.

So, now
we'll be continuing Project Swing By

on the nearby planet, Brekka.

-We are?
-Just as planned.

Cerritos, four to beam up.

[device beeps]

Yo, news lady.

Ensign Mariner. I was just about to
go interview your mother.

Yeah. Well, before that, I've got
some things you're going to want to hear.

[Victoria] On the record?
Well, then, come on in.

[sighs]

Hmm.

[grunts]

[door chimes]

Come in.

Captain Freeman.
Is this a good time for our interview?

Of course! Please, have a seat. [chuckles]

Super. Shall we dive right in?

I think you've seen
that I run a tight ship,

capable of far more
than just second contact.

Actually, after my crew interviews,

"tight" isn't the word I would use
to describe the Cerritos.

Oh. What would you call us?

Chaotic. Quote, "irresponsible."

"Silly" is a word
that has been tossed around quite a bit.

What? No. I don't know
what you've been hearing,

but I can assure you,
nothing about our work is silly.

Is it true that your first officer turned
into a "giant head

that tried to eat the ship
like a hamburger"?

He-- That was a one-time thing!
It was a strange energy situation.

Something that many other crews
have had to deal with as well.

I also hear you left your post
to take some engineers on a spa trip,

where you had an emotional breakdown.

[clears throat] Who told you that?

Did you or did you not transport a Doopler
into a Starfleet party as revenge

for not being allowed inside?

If you had been there, you would've--

And tell me, Captain,
was that the same vindictive streak

that led you to purposely give
a Pandronian drill instructor

-a poly-heart attack?
-Ah-ah-ah! She was--

Your head of security was turned
into a puppet.

You let spear-wielding aliens
take over the ship!

You got Quark kidnapped. Then there was
the thing with the exocomp.

And I'm seeing a lot of stuff about Q.

Okay! Look alive, people!
Everybody's favorite ensign on deck.

Uh, captain wanted to see me?

Yeesh. Tough crowd. [chuckles]

I guess the camera
really does add ten frowns, you know?

Okay, I don't usually worry about morale,
but the energy out there is dark.

I think everybody's on edge
about the reporter.

Mariner,
I saw you go into Victoria's quarters.

What the hell did you say to her?

I know. I wasn't on the list, okay?
But I had to tell her some stories.

You know, about what it's really like
to work here.

So, you went out of your way
to make me look like a fool?

I just told her the truth.

You went too far this time, Mariner.

You told her all sorts of terrible,
out-of-context--

-I gave context.
-When are you gonna grow up, Beckett?

You have absolutely no concept
of when to shut your mouth!

Don't talk to me like I'm 15.

I'm a Starfleet officer,
and an essential part of your crew.

Not anymore.

What is-- What is that supposed to mean?

Captain. What are you doing?

Oh, you wanna back stab, complain,
and be hard to work with?

Well, there's a place
for people like that.

It's called Starbase 80.

-Starbase 80?
-What about it?

I've already put through the transfer.
Shuttle's on the way.

Mom, is-- is this a joke?
Where's the hovercam?

Does it look like I'm joking?
I want you off of my ship

before we get to Brekka,
so you don't cause any more damage.

Oh, my God. You're not kidding.
Mom, please.

You are no longer my ensign or my problem.

I don't even know
if I can call you my daughter anymore.

Dismissed.

-Yeah. Made us sound like losers.
-Yeah, Starbase 80.

-Hey, Mariner.
-Levy, I can't right now.

I know that this is all part of
some temporal cold war shenanigans,

but what you did is really messed up.

Oh, Jennifer!

My mom is acting like I stabbed her
in the back, and I need to ju--

We're all trying
to put our best foot forward.

[scoffs]
What you did hurt the entire crew.

Wha-- I didn't-- I didn't do anything.
Tell-- Tell me what I did.

I'm gonna keep my opinions to myself.
You should try it.

Here, you can have your candle back,
since it clearly didn't mean anything.

I feel like I'm going crazy.
I'm-- I'm losing my mind.

Is this a frame-of-mind thing?

Am I gonna wake up with a neural drain
on my head?

The only neural drain around here is you.

Jennifer, I need you to believe me.
I didn't do anything wrong.

How am I supposed to trust you?

You tell everyone all the time
this is who you are.

Yeah, but you know me better than that.

I really don't.

[Freeman] Attention all crew.

For operational security,
please refrain from communicating

with former Cerritos officer, Mariner.

[scoffs] Give the stupid candle to Castro.
I don't care.

[grunting]

-Mariner, we just heard!
-You're being transferred?

Apparently,
I torpedoed the whole California-class.

You've done a lot worse than this.
It's gonna blow over.

I didn't do anything!

Oh, yeah. No, sure.

But maybe just apologize
for what she thinks you did.

Whatever. It's not my first time
getting kicked off a ship.

You know, the goodbyes are the worst part,
so let's just-- Let's not say anything.

[grunts, sighs]

Mariner, you--
you can't leave the Cerritos.

Yeah, I can. This always happens.

-[sighs]
-You lost it, man.

No, I didn't lose it.
It's around here somewhere.

-Oh, hey. You Ensign "Bucket" Mariner?
-Beckett, yeah.

Oh, Beckett. Right. [chuckles]

Must have got some elbow grease
on this thing.

-That's not what elbow grease is.
-Ooh! This is a nice ship.

[sniffs] Doesn't smell like garbage
or sweat.

Man, I'd do anything to work here.

So, captain coming to see you off or what?

[sighs] Guess not.

All right. I'm transferred. Let's go.

Here's your uniform.
It's a one-size-fits-some.

Oh! My "sammich." Ah! See?
Told you that I didn't eat it.

-Hmm. [chews]
-Oh!

[engine whirring]

Orders, Captain?

Resume course.

[beeps]

[Barnes]
Captain, we are in orbit of Brekka.

Dr. Migleemo, you have the conn.

[laughs] A feast of opportunities
to make you proud, Captain.

Keep it together, Doctor. You'll do fine.

-[sniffles] It's really happening.
-Orders, sir?

Yes. Initiate a subspace
communication link to my Meemaw.

I want her
to see her special boy being the captain!

Yes, sir.

[computer beeps]

[clears throat] Well, I hope you know
my daughter's stories are heavily biased.

Oh, is that so?

Your focus should be with Project Swing By

and the benefit it can have
to the forgotten planets in the quadrant.

Mmm, that remains to be seen.

Perhaps you'll be able to help more here
on Brekka because, frankly,

Ornara was a dud.

[Freeman] I'm sure we're about
to be extremely useful.

Useful to whom exactly?

Well, good thing Starfleet is here
to notice that everyone is missing.

Project Swing By seems like a success.

[whirring]

Phasers out. Something's not right.

Oh, hello. Captain, I found someone.

Please, you have to go.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm with Starfleet. I can help.

Where is everyone?

[gasps, screams]

No!

[Ransom] Breen?

[exclaims]

Captain, there are Breen soldiers
in the city.

[exclaims] We need to evacuate-- [screams]

[weapons charging up]

Stay down!

In a stunning development,
Breen soldiers have occupied Brekka.

Not since the Dominion War have I--
[screams]

Emergency transport now!

-Red alert. All hands to battle sta--
-[alarm blaring]

Meemaw?

Mother, you should not be calling me
at work. Goodbye.

Mr. Boimler,

I need some distance between us
and this system.

Breen interceptors closing fast.
They're firing!

[all grunt]

[ship chimes]

Shields are failing!

Fire torpedoes! Full spread!

[Shaxs]
They countered the spread, Captain.

-[thud, rumbling]
-Shields are down!

Brace for impact!

-[rumbling continues]
-[crew member grunts, screams]

Damage to all decks!

Seal affected areas!

Captain, we're being hailed.

-[alarm blaring]
-[distorted noise]

Why aren't they finishing us off?

They're going to board us.

All hands prepare countermeasures.

The Breen don't take prisoners.
Do not try to negotiate.

Defend yourselves at all costs.

-Captain, incoming ship.
-More Breen?

-No. It's, uh-- I think it's Starfleet.
-[alarm continues]

What the hell kinda ship is that?

[speaks Breen language]

They're gonna ram us!

[all sigh]

Hail that vessel. I wanna know
who to thank for saving our lives.

Captain,
there are no life signs aboard that ship.

What?

Uh, incoming communication
from Admiral Buenamigo.

Main screen.

-[beeps]
-[sighs] Carol.

Thank goodness you're okay.
We tried to get here as soon as possible.

Les, what?-- Are you on that ship?

No one is. Meet the new Texas-class.
This is the Aledo.

The first of three fully automated
Federation starships.

And it looks like she
just passed her sea trials.

Admiral, wow. This ship is amazing.

As of today, consider it declassified.

I'm happy to tell you anything
and everything about the Texas-class.

See, our goal for this new class
of ship was to remove...

What the [bleep] just happened?

I don't know. But Project Swing By
just revealed a Breen incursion,

so I think everyone's
gonna be very impressed.

In my time on the Cerritos,

I experienced a culture
of conflict between the crew.

I mean, ops is clearly the best.

We never had to take a spa vacation
like engineering.

The captain totally lost it, by the way.

Those engineers are so hard to deal with.

Well, I got turned into a puppet
on my very first mission.

Uh, the crew never held it
against me though.

Oh, you should have heard Quark scream
when he was being carried away.

[imitates scream, laughs]

I'm sorry. What was the question again?

Although there were some who had nothing
but praise.

Well, there's the family you're born into,
right? And then the family you choose.

I've got both here on the Cerritos.

If you're measuring by heart,
this is the strongest ship in the fleet

because we've got the best captain
at the helm. My mom.

But this sole voice
of California-class exceptionalism

was transferred off the ship just
for talking to me.

Is Freeman really the best captain?
Or simply a cruel taskmaster?

I'm Victoria Nuzé for FNN.

Mariner didn't say anything bad
about the ship. It was everybody else!

They didn't even realize
what they were doing.

I knew something was off.
We should have made her stay.

I can't imagine how the captain's feeling.

[beeping]

Argh, come on, come on.

Heyo! Starbase 80\. What do you need?

This is Captain Carol Freeman.
I've made a terrible mistake.

I need to speak
with Ensign Beckett Mariner.

- Who?
-[starbase 80 member] Oh, no! You don't!

-Hold on.
-[bat screeches]

Would you just use
the fricking broom already?

Sorry, we got a Pyrithian bat
flying a roundin here.

What the [bleep]?
I said hit it with the broom!

[starbase 80 member]
I did that! It didn't care.

Ensign Beckett Mariner.
Can you please just connect me?

All right. Calm down, lady.
You ain't my captain.

Let's see, let's see. "Marner, " "Marner. "
Oh, yeah. Nope! Can't connect you.

You don't even have
working communications?

Rude. Of course we do, usually.
But this one here resigned.

Resigned? What? No. Are you sure?

Yep. Handed in her combadge
and phaser and-- Oh, [bleep]!

-[starbase 80 member yells] Look out!
-[Lt. Dorff] Hit it! Hit it! Hit the bat!

[sighs] What have I done?

Oh, Beckett, where are you?

[door opens]

Hey, so I just got a hot tip
on some Vedalan mummies.

Should be pretty ancient.
Wanna check 'em out, Number One?

Well, they're not gonna
dig up themselves, right?

Because that would be,
like, very unsettling.

No. I mean, once or twice they have,
but no. Odds are they won't.

Then, hell yeah! Let's mummy it up!

Pew pew! Pew, pew, pew! Pew pew!

Chirp.