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Oh,

jeez.

Oh,

hi,

sweetheart.

Hey.

How are you?

You're,

like,

almost naked.

I can't see this.

Oh,

stop.

It's just underwear.

Please.

Relax.

What's up?

You're my mom.

I can't see you like this.

I'm not.

I'm your stepmom,

first of all.

Second of all,

it's just lingerie.

It's not a big deal.

Oh,

God.

What's up?

I just wanted you to help me tie my tie.

You're so sweet.

Do you need some help?

Sure.

Yeah.

So what's up,

sweetheart?

You look nice.

Where are you going?

Thanks.

Nick is supposed to pick me up because,

you know,

we're asking out these girls to the movies and just thought we should look fresh,

you know?

You know,

have more clothes on more often.

Yeah.

I can't

walk around the house that hot.

I mean.

Underwear.

Well,

all right.

Well,

I think I'm here.

Turn around.

Wow.

Okay.

Oh,

okay.

You look so nice.

All these girls are so lucky.

Just.

All right.

So how do I look?

I'm not bad.

You look good.

Not bad.

I was hoping for like sexy or hot.

Well,

you do look hot.

I mean,

yeah.

Thank you.

You're so sweet.

Well,

your dad's coming home tonight and you're going to be late,

right?

You're going to be out late?

Yeah,

he's on his way.

I should get going.

Thanks for helping me out.

He's going to be back late,

so he's coming home on his trip.

I had a little surprise for him.

You're going to surprise him for sure.

Aw,

thank you,

sweetie.

Yeah.

Well

Have a blast tonight with Nick.

Hey,

babe.

You in the cab?

What?

You're still in your room?

A few extra days.

Oh,

and of course your secretary has to stay too.

No,

no,

no.

Don't apologize.

I didn't have anything special planned.

All right.

I love

I love you.

This sucks.

Fuck yeah.

Hi guys.

What's up?

You're back early.

Everything sucks.

What's the matter sweetheart?

Everything really fucking sucks.

We got stood up.

The girls told us that they were going to study,

but then we stalked their social media profiles and they went out to college to party with college boys.

And they put it on social media?

Yeah.

Like you wouldn't find it?

Well,

your dad stood me up too,

so.

Yeah,

love just,

sad day for lovers right now.

We're just going to go play some video games in my room.

What's your mom up to?

I'm sure dad took her out to dinner.

My dad still had my mom also.

Are you kidding?

No,

I'm serious.

Hey,

Millie.

Yeah.

Yeah,

you just told me that your husband stood you up too.

Yeah,

well,

I'm actually really worried about the boys.

Like,

I don't know if they've

called or talked to you yet but the girls went out some college guys yeah well i was thinking maybe you want to come over we'll have a glass of wine and like maybe cheer them up cool all right i'll see you in a few.

Bye babe.

Come on,

have some fun.

Yeah,

come dance with us.

You don't feel like dancing right now.

Yeah.

What do you feel like doing?

Crying.

Dying.

Such party poopers.

Those are no fun.

We can't stop thinking about our girls' fucking college guys.

Yeah.

God,

love sucks.

Wait.

So you want to have some fun?

I have an idea.

What if

We took some pictures with you guys.

Together?

But you guys are our moms.

Yeah.

They would know.

Well,

we're just your stepmoms.

Not like we're your real moms.

And we could cut off our heads.

You know,

like,

we could put it to,

like,

just our shoulders down.

Yeah.

Right?

They'll never know.

They'll never know.

They'll just think you're with a couple of hot chicks.

They'll be so jealous.

Like,

it'll drive them crazy.

I don't know,

I've nipped out doing this with my own mom.

I mean,

I don't,

I don't,

I'm not sure.

Well,

I can help you loosen up a little bit,

you know?

What?

And Gigi can play with my son.

That's a great,

oh my God,

she's so smart.

I love that idea.

Yes,

exactly,

perfect.

Wait,

let me help you with that.

Yeah,

look,

look.

Perfect.

Right?

It's so perfect.

Oh,

that's awesome.

Yes,

yes.

Oh,

that's amazing.

Oh,

she's going to be so jealous.

Oh,

my gosh.

She's going to be so jealous.

Your mom's actually on me,

bro.

Are you sure this is going to make them jealous?

Oh,

definitely.

Oh,

my God.

That's so hot.

Mom,

why are you grinding on my friend like that?

Oh,

it's just been a

Yeah.

Come on,

you want to make your girl jealous,

don't you?

I mean,

I guess.

Oh my God.

Wait.

This is so hot.

What if I have an idea.

Here,

unzip my dress.

Unzip Lily's dress.

Like,

okay.

I don't want this lingerie to go to waste,

right?

Gigi has the best ideas,

so whatever she says,

I'm here for.

Lingerie,

what?

That's the best friend ever.

What do you think?

Whoa.

You guys are,

like,

almost naked.

I mean,

I don't know if I should be looking.

Well,

I mean,

we're going to surprise your followers,

but they missed out,

so I'm not the only one that can make them jealous,

right?

Whoa.

Oh,

my goodness.

Okay,

we're back.

It's really okay.

Oh,

my goodness.

This is the best Valentine's Day I've had in a while.

Who needs our shitty husbands?

Right?

I know,

mine is a secretary,

so lucky her.

No,

no,

no,

that's okay.

No,

honey,

it's all right.

Wait,

whoa,

mom,

you just licked my dick.

That's just crazy.

Whoa.

Don't be shy.

Sorry.

It's okay,

sweetie.

It's more fun to play together.

It is kind of hard,

just Wow.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

the blue card.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

that's so hard.

Yes,

baby.

Show those girls what they fucking said,

don't you?

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

that's so hard.

Here,

should we get one of those?

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

It's so hot.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

fuck.

I'm so turned on.

Me too.

I'm so turned on.

Oh,

my God.

Yes,

yes,

yes,

yes,

yes,

yes,

yes,

yes,

yes.

Oh,

shit.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

my God.

Go,

Elias.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

This is actually happening.

Yeah.

It's all right.

You can just start with just the kit there.

Should we take a picture of you?

Absolutely.

You really think this is going to make you jealous?

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

right there.

Do you want to do a picture of yourself?

Oh,

no.

Oh,

no.

Oh my god,

it's actually in.

That feels amazing.

You gotta take one.

This is definitely gonna work.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

fuck.

Your son's cock is so much better than my husband's.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

God.

Yes.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Yes,

yes,

yes,

yes.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

I feel so bad.

Oh,

God.

Oh,

no.

Oh my god.

Why don't you want to fuck your mommy?

I don't know,

it's Don't you hurt my feelings?

Am I not hot enough for you?

I mean,

yeah,

you are so hot.

Fuck her nice and hard.

You are really hot.

Wow,

this is actually happening.

Holy shit.

Oh,

fuck me,

yeah.

Oh.

Oh,

my God,

yes.

Should we switch now?

I think that's a great idea.

Switch?

Like,

actually?

Sure.

Yeah,

okay.

Are you going to fuck my pussy?

I mean,

I do.

You want to try it?

Yeah.

Come on,

sweetie.

I think it's time.

Okay.

Yeah.

Just put the tip in the stirrer.

Just like you did with me,

baby.

You got it.

Yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

Good job.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

my God.

I can't wait to eat.

Your cock was so good,

baby.

Oh,

fuck.

He's so hung!

Oh my god!

I don't remember the last time my husband tried this.

Oh my God,

I don't know.

It's so overdue,

Gigi.

Oh,

shit.

Oh my God.

Oh,

yes,

we'll be right there.

Yes.

We'll be right there.

Yeah.

Oh,

shit.

Oh my God.

Mom,

we're making this.

Oh my God.

Are we ready?

Oh my God,

baby,

he's getting close.

Oh my God,

are we ready for the grand finale?

Come around.

Oh my God.

Oh,

yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh,

my God,

yes.

Oh,

my God,

yes.

Oh,

your cock is so good.

Yes,

yes.

Gigi,

I've never been so happy to be stood up.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh.