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Love, this is why
you're not for me.
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Once upon a time,
I believed in love.
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Sure, I'd been hurt before,
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but I'd learned from that, and I
wanted to fight for a fresh start.
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The real thing this time.
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So, boy meets girl...
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boy knows this is something
special, and he thinks,
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"Let me do everything I
can to make this right."
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So, I did.
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I was brave. I was vulnerable.
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I won her the old-fashioned way.
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I tried to do everything
right. For her.
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I knew you have to
do anything for love.
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So I did.
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I did whatever I had
to, whatever it took.
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- I love you, Joe.
- I love you, too.
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I heard about you and Candace.
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You know, I thought
we were pretty happy,
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but she thought she could be
happier with some guy in Rome, so...
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It's just how she
left so suddenly...
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But she did not...
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trust me.
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So she started asking
questions about the past.
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Candace?
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I think they dated.
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Oh, they did.
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But I can't say I was shocked
when it didn't work out.
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Who's Elijah?
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Give me my phone, Joe.
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He's not your
brother. I know that.
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I don't love you.
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I never have.
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She started digging for stuff
that should have stayed buried.
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I picked wrong. I made mistakes.
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Love had made me blind.
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Joe!
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And now...
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Joe!
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Love turned to poison.
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Tell me I'm crazy.
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Tell me you didn't kill Benji.
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Tell me you didn't kill Peach.
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And when love
dies, it really hurts.
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The bottom line is...
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she couldn't love me back.
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And our love died. I
thought that was the end.
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A sad story.
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A broken heart I'd have
to heal from to love again.
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But no, there was
more hurt in store.
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Candace.
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I think we have some
unfinished business to talk about.
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Yeah.
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And so I realize this is what I get
for trying so hard. I can't love again.
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I can't risk it. It's
too dangerous.
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The only fresh start
is a start without love.
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Cut. We're gonna go
again from the top. Quickly.
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Nice.
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Print that. We're gonna
go again from the top.
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This is what it's come to.
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I'm a troubled man
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Changed by the things I do
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True, but it's funny how
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Love has taken
me to dark places.
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But Los Angeles has
gotta be as dark as it gets.
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When you're running from
someone who thinks they know you,
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the best place to hide is a city they
think you hate, because, well, I do.
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Hi, gorgeous people.
Just wanna say thank you.
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Three million followers?
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I'm honestly choked up thinking
about how much I love each...
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I'm closing my heart, like
an out-of-business bookstore,
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and I'm here for the moment
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where everyone is too into themselves
to ever connect with another person.
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It's the worst city in the world
and the last place I wanna be,
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and that's perfect.
It's temporary.
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Regroup, get some cash
together, figure out next moves, go.
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Never look back.
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It's a chance to get
back to who I really am,
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a quiet guy who just
wants to lead a quiet life.
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I've done time in uglier cages.
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- Welcome. I'm Delilah.
- Will Bettelheim. Nice to meet you.
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- Your credit came back sparkling, Will.
- Oh, good, good.
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But I looked you up. You're
not on the socials. Like, at all.
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Thought you might
be some kind of freak.
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Just not great at
keeping up with that stuff.
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Do you not keep up
with brushing your teeth?
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I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Okay.
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I just have this
vacancy on the first floor.
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- Do you wanna see it? It's bigger.
- I like the second floor.
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- It's quieter.
- All right.
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So rent's due on the third,
no loud music after 10:00.
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Two pet limit. And don't
cook meth in your kitchen.
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You got it.
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You can keep the
furniture if you want
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or just let me know and we
can have someone take it out.
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The last tenant
kind of left in a hurry,
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so hopefully, it'll be
better luck for you.
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I'm in number one
if you need anything.
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- That sounds great.
- All right. See you.
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Home sweet prison.
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It's uncomfortable, all of this.
But that's good. I'm detoxing.
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Detox should be uncomfortable.
I've left so much behind.
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And I know there's a side of
me that I let get out of control,
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and now controlling
is everything.
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But, that said, cold turkey leads
to rebound, leads to heartbreak,
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if not crime scenes and
posthumous best sellers.
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Addiction management
is key. Ten minutes a day.
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Do not fixate on any one
person. Do not get involved.
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Do not even look them up,
because I know I can get swept up.
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But that's not happening.
This is a fresh start.
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In my dreams, Beck's alive.
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She forgives me for everything I did.
She apologizes for everything she did.
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And she says, "Don't
worry. Candace is gone.
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Forever."
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But then I wake up and remember.
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I think we have some
unfinished business to talk about.
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Okay.
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Okay, let's go somewhere
and we can sit and talk.
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As long as it's nice and public.
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- Are you gonna tell me what you want?
- I'm craving french fries.
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- Candace...
- Hi. What can I get for you?
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Fries, please. A side of
ranch. Vanilla milkshake.
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You want anything, bunny?
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- No.
- Okay. I'll be right back.
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I want you to know I
wanted to stay gone.
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I mean, you sure
thought I was dead
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or you wouldn't have
just left me there, right?
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I was prepared to count my
blessings and never come back.
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That's not how
any of it happened.
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So, anyways, there I am,
in a new town, a new girl,
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and I walk into this store,
and there's this book...
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by a woman named Guinevere Beck.
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You did it again, didn't you?
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What do you want, Candace?
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To kill you with my bare hands.
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I'm kidding. I could never.
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I'm gonna go to the cops, and
I'm gonna tell them everything.
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Nope. Sorry. Not that
either. Too easy on you.
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People. People are predictable.
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I cannot afford to be predictable.
My life depends on that.
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But love... Love is what kept
me open, alive, different, real.
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And I also can't afford to do
love, so you see my dilemma.
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Lady, how many photos
does it take? Come on.
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Are you like, "Lady, come on.
How many photos does it take?"
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Crazy thing is, she
never posts any of them.
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That's, like, gotta
be a diagnosis, right?
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Precocious, unsupervised
kid who thinks she's not a kid.
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Ms. Strauss secretly has six
Chihuahuas, so she walks them in shifts.
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And you?
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You are Will
Bettelheim, LA newbie.
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Yeah, that's me.
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Who is protecting her? No,
no, she is not my problem.
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What's your Insta? Or
do you only have a Finsta?
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- I'm a little behind the times.
- Clearly.
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Anyway, I'm @Ellie-Eyeballs.
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So... you have a girlfriend yet?
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Holy shit.
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- Ellie, how old are you? Like, 14?
- Fifteen. Basically 16, so...
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No, she's not my problem.
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- It was nice to meet you.
- Cool.
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Manners.
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Thank you so much
for stopping by.
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I appreciate
being the first call.
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So Delilah, she's not a hooker.
It's what you're thinking, right?
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Yeah. No. She's a reporter,
that guy's a publicist,
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and he just paid some crazy kill fee to
not run something about someone famous.
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- It's sick. She's a genius.
- Ellie, no harassing the tenants.
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I'm not. We're old friends.
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Well, you're late for
school, smart-ass.
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Too young to be Ellie's mom.
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Is that my shirt?
That's my fucking shirt.
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- How many times...
- Sisters.
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Can you please not wear that
to school and destroy it, please?
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If Delilah counts as parental
supervision, it explains everything.
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- Looks hotter on me, though.
- Cool story. Any day now.
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Note to self. Steer clear of
their entire red flag galaxy.
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Hey.
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You lay a finger on her,
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and I will vivisect your
individual scrotums.
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She's a kid.
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00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:07,825
In Los Angeles, grocery stores
aren't just a place you buy carrots,
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they're a pristine, non-GMO Disneyland,
and king among these is Anavrin.
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Come for the spring lettuce mix,
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stay for the perfect
life that could be yours
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if you spend enough and quit
gluten, you fucking asshole.
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And, yeah, obviously,
Anavrin is... Wait for it.
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"Nirvana" spelled backwards.
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So, no experience at all in
sorting or bagging perishables?
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Well, I'm a quick study.
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It's a coveted job. Yeah, all
the casting directors shop here.
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- So...
- I'm not an actor.
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Okay, let me xerox some photo ID
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and I'll call you ASAP
and I'll let you know.
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Sure thing. ID.
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I'm sorry. Damn.
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I know I brought it. I just...
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- Are you reading that?
- Re-reading.
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It feels like it gets more
relevant every day, right?
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How so?
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This guy's struggle trying to
get past his mistakes, you know?
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I don't like to get political,
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but I will say our world is done
for if we don't think about that.
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How to be better.
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- I can't believe you just did that.
- Did...
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Made a Russian novel sound
like something I'd want to read.
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I don't mean to
spring this on you...
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Ever thought about
working in a bookstore?
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We've been having a
time moving product.
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You know, I thought with this
whole hacking democracy thing,
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people would be like,
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"Yeah, I wanna read some Russian
stuff. What's up with that place?"
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But they're
intimidated, you know?
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There's nothing to be intimidated by.
It's human experience. It's universal.
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I think I just felt my soul
come back into my body.
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I love it. You sound
like such a... a reader.
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Maybe it's 'cause it's
my favorite thing to do.
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That, and recommending
the perfect book.
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Can you start tomorrow?
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- Yeah.
- Perfect. Let's get you an apron.
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A new apron? Joy.
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Hello, you.
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No. Fuck. No,
I'm not doing that.
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I'm not gonna try to
figure out who you are,
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why you look so concerned about
the state of that heirloom tomato.
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- Oh, did I get you? Are you okay?
- It's okay.
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Oh, you have a way with people.
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They just like you. Your
shirt is faded, but fresh.
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You like to take care of things.
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Your shoes are clean, but worn. You
walk in a town where nobody walks.
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I won't say hello. I'll
accidentally bump into you.
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You'll never even
know I was here.
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Excuse me?
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Do you think this
peach looks like a butt?
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There is no wrong answer.
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00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:20,658
- It looks a little like a butt, yeah.
- Right?
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Huh.
236
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Thank you.
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Are you flirting?
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00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,797
I'd like to think you
are, but it's just... I can't.
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I should also inform you that...
240
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:35,171
all peaches look like butts.
241
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:36,908
I should walk away.
242
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:42,649
Oh, yes. Well, thank
you for your honesty.
243
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,344
I might go out on a
limb and suggest that
244
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,684
bell peppers can be extremely
vaginal depending on how you cut them.
245
00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:52,322
I hadn't noticed that, but I
definitely will now. Thank you.
246
00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:53,682
Yeah, no problem.
247
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,061
Were you following me?
248
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,396
Shit.
249
00:14:57,663 --> 00:14:58,663
I mean...
250
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,494
Truth. That is what
will shut this down, truth.
251
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,503
Not initially, but then,
yes. I was, completely.
252
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:08,572
- I am sorry if I seem skeevy.
- No.
253
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:10,536
I mean, you might've...
254
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:13,442
if you looked like a skeeve...
255
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:19,015
which I guess is me saying,
good choice showering today.
256
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:22,021
Good. I debated, so...
257
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:23,612
Hmm.
258
00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:26,124
All right.
259
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:27,793
Oh.
260
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:29,861
You work here?
261
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:34,633
- The apron.
- Oh, yeah.
262
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:37,970
Will. I just
started in the cafe.
263
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:43,132
Me, too. I manage the kitchen. I
do most of the buying for the store.
264
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:45,108
I was just shopping
for my dinner.
265
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:47,874
Anyway, sorry. Love.
266
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:51,146
- It's my name, I mean.
- No.
267
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:52,775
Cool. It's nice to
meet you, Love.
268
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,547
No way.
269
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:55,654
Yeah.
270
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,456
I'll see you in the
break room then, Will.
271
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,557
No, not biting.
272
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:11,662
I'm not that guy anymore, and
I don't think I ever will be again.
273
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:16,306
I can't be. Love,
you are not for me.
274
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,119
Mooney's Rare
and Used this is not.
275
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,979
But, hey, who needs Cervantes
when you've got Chakra Clearing?
276
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,948
Ralph Waldo Emerson? No.
277
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:37,159
Reading The Akashic Records? Full shelf.
This is gonna be harder than I thought.
278
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,356
But this is the only safe
place for me right now.
279
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,839
No offense. You look
like you're ready to puke.
280
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:47,029
- Just tell me what you want.
- I'm getting to it.
281
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:48,967
Here you go.
282
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:56,146
Now you really look
like you're gonna puke.
283
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:00,652
Sorry. Excuse me.
284
00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:11,657
Mmm.
285
00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:17,802
Shit.
286
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:35,831
At least when I'm here,
287
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:38,415
it's less about the people,
more about the books.
288
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:39,758
Excuse me.
289
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:45,356
- Yeah. How can I help?
- How can you help? Yeah.
290
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:49,332
Can you tell me if this
Carl Jung book is vegan?
291
00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:54,062
- Uh, if the book is...
- New here, huh?
292
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:56,938
Yeah, your apron
is, like, very fresh.
293
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,574
Does everyone in LA walk
around like they own the place?
294
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,340
You got me. I just
started this week.
295
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:08,615
The books are made from trees.
I'm pretty sure those are vegan.
296
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:11,220
I'm just messing
with you, old sport.
297
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:12,223
Forty.
298
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:13,291
- Calvin.
- Hey.
299
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:15,225
Did you tell our
new friend Will here
300
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:17,263
that it was Vegan
Author Month at the cafe?
301
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:21,567
- I will get Will on the right page.
- I know you will.
302
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:26,103
Will, I think you are
gonna do really well here.
303
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,868
I like your whole look. It's
very, um, "I've-read-a-book."
304
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,042
Calvin.
305
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:38,948
So that's...
306
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,987
Forty's parents own
the place, obviously.
307
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,548
Shit. He was
being cool just now,
308
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,344
but if he comes back
and it's still wrong...
309
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:48,258
I got it. Don't worry, Calvin.
310
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:50,452
Watch the register.
311
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:55,333
Hi.
312
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,063
Let me guess. Hurricane Forty?
313
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:02,940
- Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.
- Don't worry.
314
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,641
He almost never
actually fires anyone.
315
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:08,608
You know how some people are,
like, starring in their own movie?
316
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:13,583
Well, his is about a hilarious
misunderstood genius
317
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,082
working with idiots.
318
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,651
Right. One of those.
319
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,587
What? Do I have something...
320
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,983
Oh, no. I was just trying to
figure out what your movie is.
321
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:28,958
Uh, I think it might be the one
322
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:32,164
where the woman gets the guy
in trouble at work for slacking off.
323
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,471
I'm sorry. I got to go.
Thank you, though.
324
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:54,149
I cannot let you in.
325
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:00,771
Are you running away from me?
326
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:06,471
- What? No.
- I feel like you are.
327
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:14,625
- I don't think...
- Don't think.
328
00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:31,474
We have about six minutes,
which I think we can make that work.
329
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:39,037
You like that?
330
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,371
Now say, "I like that, Love."
331
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,741
I like that, Love.
332
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,910
It's just you and me.
333
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:12,769
- What's wrong?
- I don't do this. Not anymore.
334
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:21,076
I don't fantasize to
some impossible version
335
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:22,540
of a woman I barely know.
336
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,384
It's not good. No.
337
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:35,922
It's hard to have a fresh start,
Love, when the past is on your mind.
338
00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:45,770
Thank you.
339
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:53,978
Hang on one second.
340
00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:57,113
Hello?
341
00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:59,094
You don't think I have
your fucking number?
342
00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:01,314
I'm not interested in
seeing you dead, Joe.
343
00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:02,420
Truly.
344
00:22:03,455 --> 00:22:06,619
Or turning you in, because, best
case, you go to prison forever.
345
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:08,285
- I'm hanging up.
- I wouldn't.
346
00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:12,296
See, you'd go to prison as you.
347
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:16,833
You'd sit there for the rest of
your life thinking you're a good man.
348
00:22:17,603 --> 00:22:20,129
I'm gonna show you
who you really are.
349
00:22:20,806 --> 00:22:24,174
And when you see it,
you'll beg me to turn you in.
350
00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:27,607
It's gonna be really fun
fucking destroying you.
351
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,145
And I deserve that.
352
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:33,346
Candace, listen to
me. You're insane.
353
00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:34,818
Yeah, I figured you'd say that.
354
00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:37,288
I'll see you soon.
355
00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:42,125
It doesn't take a genius to hunt
someone if you really, really want to.
356
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,114
You see, that's another
thing I learned from you.
357
00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:46,625
Bye, Joe.
358
00:22:57,009 --> 00:22:58,807
I'm getting paranoid.
359
00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:03,146
There's no way she found
me so soon. There's no way.
360
00:23:03,415 --> 00:23:05,043
I won't let Candace
get in my head.
361
00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:07,886
That's what crazy people
do. Make you crazy.
362
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,827
- Who asked you to film me?
- No one.
363
00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:28,904
- It's just for fun.
- Not a good liar.
364
00:23:29,608 --> 00:23:30,701
I'm not mad.
365
00:23:32,711 --> 00:23:33,906
Just give me the phone.
366
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:49,755
You asshole. I was
making a movie for school.
367
00:23:52,298 --> 00:23:53,298
Ellie.
368
00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:59,632
Shit. Just a grown man who
put a hand on a teenaged girl.
369
00:23:59,738 --> 00:24:01,639
All good, as long as I fix it.
370
00:24:01,974 --> 00:24:07,208
Which I will do right after I fix
another thing I've gotta fix first.
371
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:10,147
Fuck. I'm starting to believe
in cosmic punishment, Love.
372
00:24:10,916 --> 00:24:13,818
Not just punishment,
actual death.
373
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:20,059
If LA is hell, surely the
Hollywood DMV is the Ninth Circle.
374
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,620
Hi. I need a driver's license.
375
00:24:24,730 --> 00:24:26,730
- ID and proof of residence?
- Yep. It's all there.
376
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:39,141
- Is everything okay?
- Slow system.
377
00:24:42,348 --> 00:24:43,825
That is completely unacceptable.
378
00:24:43,849 --> 00:24:45,427
Ma'am, come up to
the window, please.
379
00:24:45,451 --> 00:24:46,771
Just wait. I'll fix this.
380
00:24:47,453 --> 00:24:48,751
I know that voice.
381
00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:51,022
Sir?
382
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:52,856
This woman has an appointment.
383
00:24:52,958 --> 00:24:55,928
Just like I just had an appointment.
You just helped me five seconds ago.
384
00:24:56,795 --> 00:24:58,423
What are the chances?
385
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:01,176
She has to come back with somebody
that can speak whatever she speaks.
386
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,932
Arabic? I mean, it's pretty common.
Excuse me. Does anybody speak Arabic?
387
00:25:05,270 --> 00:25:06,465
- Anyone?
- I can.
388
00:25:06,805 --> 00:25:10,708
Thank you, sir. Please, come
here. Nobody's gonna skip you, right?
389
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:13,638
Thank you, everyone.
390
00:25:19,051 --> 00:25:22,283
See? Someone who can
help. Wasn't that hard to ask.
391
00:25:23,389 --> 00:25:24,550
Some people, huh?
392
00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:27,523
Okay, this is all in order.
393
00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:29,838
You'll step over there
to take the written test.
394
00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,660
Okay. Thank you.
395
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,334
Will. Kismet, right? I mean,
what are the chances?
396
00:25:38,971 --> 00:25:41,372
I don't always cause a scene.
397
00:25:42,074 --> 00:25:44,839
- I promise.
- That was pretty impressive.
398
00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:47,958
Good, because I actually
frequently do cause a scene.
399
00:25:48,414 --> 00:25:50,849
Well, I have to take this test.
400
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:54,516
Well, you got this. Here.
401
00:25:58,557 --> 00:25:59,557
For luck.
402
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,960
Next in line,
please step forward.
403
00:26:05,764 --> 00:26:11,396
Are you really who you seem to be?
Could anyone be that light and fearless?
404
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,415
You know, I didn't because
I promised myself I wouldn't,
405
00:26:13,439 --> 00:26:16,705
but now it would be
weird not to, right?
406
00:26:20,712 --> 00:26:22,271
You're kidding me.
407
00:26:22,381 --> 00:26:27,012
Are you the only woman in Los
Angeles not showing off for strangers?
408
00:26:27,186 --> 00:26:30,623
Speaks well of you,
but does make it trickier.
409
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,794
Unfortunately, I know
exactly what I need to do.
410
00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:05,621
Ellie. Whoa, whoa,
whoa. Hey, hey, hey.
411
00:27:07,659 --> 00:27:10,788
It's a new phone.
Since it's my fault you...
412
00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:13,965
It's a little upgrade.
413
00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:16,578
You're gonna be making
movies on the thing, right?
414
00:27:16,602 --> 00:27:18,503
Cost a chunk of my rent,
415
00:27:18,604 --> 00:27:20,573
and the more money I
need, the longer I stay,
416
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,733
but one problem at a time.
417
00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:25,456
I guess that's Ellie
for "thank you."
418
00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:31,413
- I didn't mean to scare you.
- You didn't.
419
00:27:32,017 --> 00:27:35,351
Of course not.
I'm sorry, anyway.
420
00:27:36,021 --> 00:27:38,616
I was trying to do
this whole vérité thing.
421
00:27:39,625 --> 00:27:42,356
You know, like, uh...
You see Tangerine?
422
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:50,102
- I thought you were, like, hip.
- Honestly, I'm more of a book guy.
423
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:53,472
Why are you robbing your
eyeballs of all things that are good?
424
00:27:54,973 --> 00:27:58,637
Tell you what. I'm
making you a list.
425
00:27:59,478 --> 00:28:03,279
Like, how do you even
function in a world without art?
426
00:28:03,949 --> 00:28:06,043
Don't say you get it in
books. Books take too long.
427
00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:07,218
I'll make you a deal.
428
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:09,954
You make me that
list, I'll make you a list.
429
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:13,215
- Nothing long. I have a life.
- Okay.
430
00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,886
Oh, my God. This
bitch's feed is so fake.
431
00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:20,531
How do you know?
432
00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:25,467
How do you know that
it's, uh... that it's fake?
433
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:30,373
I'm an American and
I'm 15. Why do you ask?
434
00:28:31,476 --> 00:28:33,468
I thought you were too
good for the Internets.
435
00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:39,643
Actually, I'm thinking of
joining. I'm just a private person.
436
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:41,219
Well, so am I.
437
00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:45,521
It's why my page is about
my work, not my dumb face.
438
00:28:47,092 --> 00:28:48,092
See?
439
00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:53,058
- Can I...
- Yeah.
440
00:28:57,736 --> 00:29:00,706
- This is great.
- Yeah, I know.
441
00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:04,703
God. You really need
a sensei, don't you?
442
00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:09,048
- Are you offering to help?
- What's in it for me?
443
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:14,743
- I'll owe you one.
- That'll work.
444
00:29:16,121 --> 00:29:20,422
Okay, first thing to know about
being authentic and actually cool...
445
00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:24,055
feeds that aren't lame
help people understand you.
446
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:26,762
But don't overshare,
like, your breakfast.
447
00:29:27,532 --> 00:29:29,332
Unless, I don't know,
is breakfast your brand?
448
00:29:29,468 --> 00:29:31,960
- I don't know that I have a brand.
- It's not that deep.
449
00:29:33,038 --> 00:29:35,064
Your brand could be, like,
450
00:29:35,741 --> 00:29:39,872
you have good taste in
whatever your thing is.
451
00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:44,209
So go places, look. If
it's interesting, take a pic.
452
00:29:44,983 --> 00:29:48,420
Don't filter, don't hashtag.
Hashtags are thirsty.
453
00:29:49,821 --> 00:29:53,087
That's literally the handbook to
being dope in a sea of basic losers.
454
00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,594
Which most people are.
455
00:29:56,161 --> 00:29:58,426
Just lean into your thing, Will.
456
00:29:58,497 --> 00:30:02,662
But in a not-try-hard yet
you're-low-key-fascinating kind of way.
457
00:30:03,602 --> 00:30:05,482
That's how you get her
to fall in love with you.
458
00:30:06,071 --> 00:30:07,791
- What?
- That's why you're doing it, right?
459
00:30:07,939 --> 00:30:09,134
- You like someone.
- No.
460
00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:11,001
That's the only reason
anyone posts anything.
461
00:30:11,343 --> 00:30:14,074
- I don't like anyone.
- Okay.
462
00:30:14,579 --> 00:30:17,515
The other reason
to post is revenge.
463
00:30:20,786 --> 00:30:21,786
You have a nemesis?
464
00:30:23,088 --> 00:30:24,488
I don't have a nemesis.
465
00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:26,958
Don't take this the
wrong way, Will.
466
00:30:28,126 --> 00:30:30,994
Please be not this boring
on your Instagram, okay?
467
00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:34,298
- I will try my best.
- My secretary will bill you.
468
00:30:36,635 --> 00:30:37,635
Thank you.
469
00:30:48,313 --> 00:30:51,841
It's come to this. Get
online to blend in...
470
00:30:51,983 --> 00:30:55,044
just long enough to get out
before Candace finds me.
471
00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:59,054
Create a feed of my alleged
life while life happens around me,
472
00:30:59,157 --> 00:31:00,284
but how would I know?
473
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:01,622
Not that there's much to see.
474
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,061
Friend requested.
475
00:31:12,738 --> 00:31:16,197
Okay. The sun is nice.
476
00:31:16,641 --> 00:31:20,806
Any place is probably beautiful
when you stop running for one second.
477
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:25,415
I just want to stop running,
Love. I want a home.
478
00:31:34,025 --> 00:31:35,025
Mom?
479
00:31:37,062 --> 00:31:40,430
- Mommy? Mommy?
- Joe. Baby.
480
00:31:41,867 --> 00:31:44,860
- Right here.
- I was afraid you left.
481
00:31:46,872 --> 00:31:49,341
I went to get
sunscreen. Come here.
482
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:02,513
It's nice here, right? We
should come here every summer.
483
00:32:03,288 --> 00:32:05,621
It could be our home
away from home.
484
00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:10,394
- You are home.
- Sure. We're home.
485
00:32:10,562 --> 00:32:13,054
No. I mean, my home is you.
486
00:32:19,137 --> 00:32:21,902
Me, too, Joey. Me, too, you.
487
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:25,776
Hey.
488
00:32:26,978 --> 00:32:28,207
Go get some ice cream.
489
00:32:29,748 --> 00:32:32,240
Then meet me back
at our favorite spot.
490
00:32:32,417 --> 00:32:34,579
You know, the one from
yesterday. Remember?
491
00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:38,815
And build me a sandcastle. Okay?
492
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:45,423
Mommy will be back
in just a few shakes.
493
00:32:45,897 --> 00:32:46,897
Okay?
494
00:33:09,588 --> 00:33:12,023
I'm an idiot.
495
00:33:13,191 --> 00:33:17,993
Have I sunburned through
this T-shirt? How is that a thing?
496
00:33:21,633 --> 00:33:24,660
Worth it. All worth it, Love.
497
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:35,542
Married. Married?
498
00:33:49,327 --> 00:33:50,327
Hey, Brooklyn.
499
00:33:52,230 --> 00:33:53,357
I know you're in there.
500
00:33:54,299 --> 00:33:56,200
The happily-wed missus.
501
00:33:58,403 --> 00:33:59,403
I'm sick.
502
00:34:00,171 --> 00:34:02,538
You're a rookie with a
sunburn is what you are.
503
00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:05,040
Calvin told me at
the store. Let me in.
504
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:09,480
I can help.
505
00:34:13,318 --> 00:34:14,518
Do you have a medical license?
506
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:17,054
I'm serious, though.
507
00:34:17,422 --> 00:34:19,133
You didn't need to come
all the way over here.
508
00:34:19,157 --> 00:34:22,093
It's no problem. I live
right in the neighborhood.
509
00:34:24,529 --> 00:34:25,656
All right.
510
00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:30,431
- Is that salad dressing?
- No. It's apple cider vinegar.
511
00:34:32,437 --> 00:34:33,437
May I?
512
00:34:36,207 --> 00:34:37,231
- You want me to...
- Yes.
513
00:34:39,544 --> 00:34:43,242
Trust me. In five minutes,
you're going to love me for this.
514
00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:46,911
- Smells great.
- Shut up.
515
00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,517
Are you okay? This must hurt.
516
00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:56,460
Mmm.
517
00:34:57,562 --> 00:34:58,562
It doesn't.
518
00:35:00,298 --> 00:35:04,235
You felt that, too. But
you're married, so you're safe.
519
00:35:04,302 --> 00:35:08,763
It's actually perfect.
Keep it light, breezy.
520
00:35:10,909 --> 00:35:12,189
There. We'll give that a minute.
521
00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:18,940
Okay, now I need
to ask you a question
522
00:35:19,084 --> 00:35:21,212
that's deadly serious
and deeply personal.
523
00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:24,722
- Okay.
- Is that 99-cent ramen?
524
00:35:27,592 --> 00:35:28,592
- Yeah.
- No.
525
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:30,219
- Yeah.
- No, Will. No.
526
00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:33,663
- You're an Angeleno now.
- I'm not, actually.
527
00:35:33,765 --> 00:35:35,961
You know, you ex-New
Yorkers are the worst.
528
00:35:36,067 --> 00:35:40,505
I mean, haven't you ever
fallen in love reading Joan Didion
529
00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:43,471
or Raymond Chandler
or Francesca Lia Block?
530
00:35:43,575 --> 00:35:44,575
You know, these...
531
00:35:47,412 --> 00:35:49,847
- You've never read Joan fucking Didion.
- A little.
532
00:35:49,948 --> 00:35:52,110
- She's next.
- No, you, you're missing out, okay?
533
00:35:52,183 --> 00:35:57,918
This city is... It's a million
cities. It's... I mean...
534
00:36:02,127 --> 00:36:05,529
- We're going. We're going.
- Where, exactly?
535
00:36:06,698 --> 00:36:09,827
As many places as we need
to to convert you. Come on.
536
00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:13,168
- Let's go.
- Okay.
537
00:36:13,271 --> 00:36:15,297
- Come on, snob.
- All right, hang on a minute.
538
00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:16,834
Need to get my jacket.
539
00:36:20,445 --> 00:36:23,210
Okay. Just gotta lock up.
540
00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:29,014
It's my favorite
place in the city.
541
00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:30,951
I have this theory.
542
00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:34,151
It's not my theory. It's the late,
great food writer Jonathan Gold's,
543
00:36:34,225 --> 00:36:37,127
whose life mission was to
know Los Angeles the best way.
544
00:36:37,962 --> 00:36:38,962
Through food.
545
00:36:39,230 --> 00:36:43,395
And he said, "There exists
for each of us a perfect taco."
546
00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:44,366
Point is...
547
00:36:44,469 --> 00:36:45,528
Is it good?
548
00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:48,300
We are gonna find
you your perfect bite.
549
00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:50,308
- It's amazing.
- But is it perfect?
550
00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:51,375
It's a taco.
551
00:36:52,977 --> 00:36:55,017
We have more work to do.
Come on. Let's go. Come on.
552
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,324
Wait. Hang on. This?
You're telling me...
553
00:36:57,348 --> 00:36:59,078
No, no, no. Come
on, come on, please.
554
00:37:00,185 --> 00:37:02,345
You are going to love it.
It's going to be so worth it.
555
00:37:05,523 --> 00:37:06,523
Okay.
556
00:37:07,592 --> 00:37:08,592
Thank you.
557
00:37:10,862 --> 00:37:12,673
- So you really didn't like it?
- No. No, no, no.
558
00:37:12,697 --> 00:37:15,030
- I would bathe in that sauce.
- Stop lying to me.
559
00:37:16,201 --> 00:37:18,727
I'll figure you out.
This is science.
560
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:21,233
Victories
561
00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:23,875
Look better when
you've called it...
562
00:37:26,511 --> 00:37:30,949
Misery's the moment
when I lost you
563
00:37:32,383 --> 00:37:34,443
It's pleasure in a costume
564
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:40,616
Oh, so close. Inches away.
565
00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:45,590
Okay. Research complete.
566
00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:47,958
Final destination.
567
00:37:50,368 --> 00:37:51,368
Let's hit it.
568
00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:18,974
Let me tell you a little bit
about yourself, Will Bettelheim.
569
00:38:20,598 --> 00:38:21,793
You are not a snob.
570
00:38:24,102 --> 00:38:25,229
You're just old-fashioned.
571
00:38:27,438 --> 00:38:31,136
You like things that are real,
made right by people who care.
572
00:38:31,242 --> 00:38:33,006
You like strong flavors.
573
00:38:33,478 --> 00:38:37,279
Gimmicks don't seduce you.
What seduces you is the real thing.
574
00:38:40,285 --> 00:38:41,285
Therefore...
575
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:46,420
Roast chicken.
In cooking school,
576
00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:48,602
they used to tell us that you
could tell everything about a cook
577
00:38:48,626 --> 00:38:52,028
based on their roast chicken,
so I became a bit obsessive.
578
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,265
And you are gonna
benefit from that.
579
00:38:54,933 --> 00:38:59,098
- You went to cooking school?
- Yeah. That's a long story.
580
00:39:04,809 --> 00:39:05,809
Voilà.
581
00:39:06,978 --> 00:39:07,978
Okay.
582
00:39:09,547 --> 00:39:13,780
Make sure you have some skin
and carrot and some crispy potato,
583
00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,814
and then rub it around
in the reduction a little bit.
584
00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:22,289
- May I eat it?
- Yes, you may eat it.
585
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:30,027
I get it now.
586
00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:31,902
Well?
587
00:39:32,904 --> 00:39:35,840
It's everything I like, made
exquisitely, but what's perfect...
588
00:39:36,841 --> 00:39:38,503
is you made it for me.
589
00:39:38,576 --> 00:39:39,839
Is that you're speechless?
590
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:42,880
Perfect bite?
591
00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:47,384
Perfect.
592
00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:52,183
- It's perfect.
- Yes. I knew it.
593
00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:56,920
You were tough,
but I am a champion.
594
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,361
Ugh...
595
00:40:03,534 --> 00:40:04,365
Shit.
596
00:40:04,435 --> 00:40:06,495
- I'm sorry. Did I say...
- No.
597
00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:10,740
I have to tell you something, and
I'm just gonna come out and say it.
598
00:40:11,709 --> 00:40:14,338
The community garden
that we walked by?
599
00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:18,842
I got married there
three years ago.
600
00:40:20,385 --> 00:40:21,385
Um...
601
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:25,622
We met in school and we
were young, but I just knew...
602
00:40:25,723 --> 00:40:28,004
- I'm sorry if I sent the wrong signal...
- No, he's dead.
603
00:40:30,962 --> 00:40:32,954
Yeah, conversation killer.
604
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,100
He got sick.
605
00:40:37,802 --> 00:40:41,398
And they tried to figure it out.
606
00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:44,805
But they did not.
607
00:40:47,912 --> 00:40:52,077
- Love, I'm so sorry.
- No. No. It's...
608
00:40:58,756 --> 00:40:59,756
It is what it is.
609
00:41:01,225 --> 00:41:05,424
It was almost two years ago
now. And, like, look. My life's great.
610
00:41:06,597 --> 00:41:08,259
And also, nobody
really understands.
611
00:41:08,433 --> 00:41:10,664
I mean, who our age gets
married, let alone widowed?
612
00:41:11,602 --> 00:41:14,629
It's, like, Victorian.
613
00:41:16,941 --> 00:41:18,739
So, you know, people are nice...
614
00:41:20,511 --> 00:41:22,551
but they can't really fathom
what I'm going through.
615
00:41:25,450 --> 00:41:26,509
Yeah, it's lonely.
616
00:41:27,952 --> 00:41:29,011
I can imagine.
617
00:41:30,688 --> 00:41:31,688
Yeah, I know.
618
00:41:32,757 --> 00:41:35,693
Ever since it happened, I've been
able to see this thing in people...
619
00:41:37,295 --> 00:41:38,295
who've been through it.
620
00:41:40,198 --> 00:41:42,030
I see that every time
I look in your eyes.
621
00:41:45,136 --> 00:41:47,833
Yeah. You've felt it.
622
00:41:51,376 --> 00:41:52,376
Real love.
623
00:41:54,946 --> 00:41:55,946
Real loss.
624
00:41:58,516 --> 00:41:59,516
Yeah.
625
00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:08,517
Yeah, well...
626
00:42:09,794 --> 00:42:12,662
Did you fall in love? LA?
627
00:42:13,664 --> 00:42:14,723
Is it so terrible?
628
00:42:17,835 --> 00:42:18,859
It's not terrible.
629
00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:21,872
Good.
630
00:42:26,744 --> 00:42:28,372
I got you a, um...
631
00:42:30,181 --> 00:42:31,376
a parting gift.
632
00:42:37,321 --> 00:42:39,561
Yeah, I thought about getting
you something happy, but...
633
00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:42,193
Of course. Joan Didion.
634
00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:45,158
Let's face it. What you're
more interested in is something
635
00:42:45,997 --> 00:42:48,091
smart and complex.
636
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,160
A little dark. Right?
637
00:42:53,838 --> 00:42:56,672
- That's what makes you feel at home.
- How do you know that?
638
00:42:58,609 --> 00:43:00,874
Well, 'cause me, too.
639
00:43:04,048 --> 00:43:06,517
I wanted to think
you don't know me.
640
00:43:07,351 --> 00:43:10,788
You can't, but I'm not too
proud to say when I'm wrong.
641
00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:17,589
And maybe I was wrong about
you, and maybe, even a bit, all of LA.
642
00:43:17,695 --> 00:43:22,030
And all I can say is I hope
I'm also wrong about me.
643
00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:26,931
Maybe I don't need to shut down forever.
Maybe I don't need to run away so fast.
644
00:43:28,039 --> 00:43:30,565
And if that could be with you...
645
00:43:31,309 --> 00:43:33,107
- Blow.
- Ellie.
646
00:43:33,311 --> 00:43:36,770
God. It's from The Big
Lebowski. It's going on your list.
647
00:43:36,881 --> 00:43:39,874
- It's 2:00 a.m. Does your sister...
- Oh, shut up, Dad.
648
00:43:40,918 --> 00:43:43,581
She's right inside. I
just have insomnia.
649
00:43:44,722 --> 00:43:46,588
From the 14 Frappuccinos.
650
00:43:46,891 --> 00:43:48,655
Okay, sorry. I just
wanna make sure...
651
00:43:48,759 --> 00:43:51,627
- Okay, Mr. Rogers, good night.
- Good night.
652
00:43:53,397 --> 00:43:57,835
Oh, Will, someone came
by looking for you. Old friend?
653
00:44:00,004 --> 00:44:02,303
Jesse. No. Jasper.
654
00:44:02,406 --> 00:44:05,171
He said that you had something
that you wanted to give back
655
00:44:05,276 --> 00:44:06,437
and that he'll be by.
656
00:44:07,078 --> 00:44:07,909
Fuck.
657
00:44:07,979 --> 00:44:11,074
- Thanks.
- Honestly, he seemed a little creepy.
658
00:44:12,917 --> 00:44:15,978
What can I say, friend? I
have creepy taste in friends.
659
00:44:16,687 --> 00:44:17,848
Ew!
660
00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:40,898
Who is Jasper?
661
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,703
Why is he looking for you, Will?
662
00:45:47,545 --> 00:45:49,275
How are we gonna take
care of this problem?
663
00:45:51,115 --> 00:45:53,550
So here's the thing, Love.
664
00:45:53,618 --> 00:45:54,618
Cut.
665
00:45:55,052 --> 00:45:58,784
It wasn't easy for me to get
here, to buy myself a little time,
666
00:45:58,889 --> 00:46:01,586
this slim chance at a new life.
667
00:46:03,561 --> 00:46:06,725
And then I saw you.
668
00:46:08,566 --> 00:46:12,128
And, you know, I really do believe
that things happen for a reason,
669
00:46:12,236 --> 00:46:14,467
that all the hard stuff
and the craziness,
670
00:46:14,572 --> 00:46:15,801
and frankly, my own mistakes,
671
00:46:16,741 --> 00:46:21,202
they maybe all led
me here for a reason.
672
00:46:21,946 --> 00:46:24,575
At least, I hope that's true.
673
00:46:24,649 --> 00:46:27,710
Because I'm working as hard as
I can to make a fresh start here.
674
00:46:27,818 --> 00:46:29,446
What the hell were
you thinking, Calvin?
675
00:46:29,553 --> 00:46:30,953
Ray said to stock more fiction.
676
00:46:31,055 --> 00:46:33,217
Yeah, he meant fiction that
people actually wanna read.
677
00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:35,011
- Okay, well, I just figured that...
- What?
678
00:46:35,159 --> 00:46:37,822
There's a human alive who wants
to read Crime and Punishment?
679
00:46:38,329 --> 00:46:43,791
Look, dude, find a way to move
these or, uh, something's moving.
680
00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:48,402
It's delicate, the whole thing.
681
00:46:48,506 --> 00:46:50,737
I have this vacancy
on the first floor.
682
00:46:50,808 --> 00:46:52,008
I like the second floor.
683
00:46:52,843 --> 00:46:54,471
'Cause it's not just a new home.
684
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:57,981
It's a new me.
685
00:47:08,025 --> 00:47:09,625
I live right in the
neighborhood.
686
00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:12,027
Kismet, right? I mean,
what are the chances?
687
00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:14,690
And when something like
that happens, when it's right,
688
00:47:14,765 --> 00:47:19,635
you start to feel everything
aligning, like fate saying yes.
689
00:47:19,970 --> 00:47:21,871
But again, delicate.
690
00:47:22,606 --> 00:47:26,270
Anyway, this is a bad time, the
worst time, for a complication.
691
00:47:28,045 --> 00:47:30,207
Maybe I should
run right now, Love.
692
00:47:31,882 --> 00:47:34,010
But now I don't want to.
693
00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:39,449
I need to figure out a way to
see this through, whatever it is...
694
00:47:41,392 --> 00:47:42,519
with you.
695
00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:05,748
You win, Love. I'll stay.
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