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[Alex] Previously on Wizards of Waverly Place:

Oh, big deal, I stole something that grows from the ground.

Maybe you should find out what's going on.

And how am I gonna do that?

Maybe you should talk to some Guardian Angels.

I'm Tina, a Guardian Angel in training.

[Tina] Oh, my gosh. That's Rosie.

Wait, wait. How do you know her?

- Rosie's an Angel of Darkness now. - What?!

Is that the mighty instrument used to influence good or bad

throughout all worlds in the universe,

also known as the Moral Compass?

Yes. Why are you asking?

Because I'm gonna steal it.

[sinister chuckling]

[all cheering]

♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪

♪ Well, you know everything's gonna be a breeze ♪

♪ That the end will no doubt justify the means ♪

♪ You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease ♪

♪ Yes, please ♪

♪ But you might find out it'll go to your head ♪

♪ When you write a report on a book you never read ♪

♪ With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed ♪

♪ That's what I said ♪

♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪

♪ When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams ♪

♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪

♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪

♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪

♪ Because everything is not ♪

♪ What it seems ♪♪

Enjoy your wings, fallen wizard,

as we cast our shadow on Earth.

Wow.

Hey, think I can get one of those glowy-hand thingys?

I said no more.

I'm sorry, but the sandwich was a little dry.

Oh, no, I'm sorry, sir, that you didn't enjoy your sandwich.

[thunder clap]

So, you think you can make a better one, you jerk?!

Yeah. Anybody can put cardboard between bread!

Hey, wait. Let me lube it up for ya.

[laughing] Yeah!

Oh, that's hilarious.

That is not hilarious. That's mean.

Alex, stay focused. We need to find your brother

before Rosie gets him to steal the Moral Compass.

I don't care about my brother anymore.

Hey, why don't we plop down with a bag of something fried

and watch people on the Internet pretend they can sing.

Oh, no!

You're acting bad, and your parents are acting bad.

This can only mean one thing.

Justin already got the Moral Compass to the Angels of Darkness

and they've changed it from good to bad.

I'm not turning bad, you little twerp.

Alex, listen to me.

You're being influenced by dark forces.

You have to fight it, so we can save

your brother Justin from the Dark Realm.

You know what, I am tired of you

yakking in my ear all day long,

with your perky little voice, OK?

There is no point in trying to help Justin,

or anybody in this dark world now, so just go.

- Alex, no. - Go.

Just do that annoying flapping thing with your mouth and go.

[all shouting] Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Come on, Maxine. Everyone else did it.

Pretend it's Zac Efron and kiss the pillow!

[thunder clap]

No, wait. I've got a better idea.

- Punch Zac Efron! - [all] Yeah!

Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch!

This slumber party is lame.

I don't want to hang out with these squealing girls.

I want to hang out with guys my age.

News flash: This slumber party was really for me.

So, why don't you go hang out in the kitchen with the rest of the dips.

Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch!

That's it.

Stop these cries, turn these girls into older guys.

Hey, they're supposed to be ninth graders,

not one-hundredth graders.

So, my bad brother, what's on the agenda? Hmm?

Steal? Lie?

Spit off the roof?

A little dry. Why don't you go first.

Your wizard is... interesting.

Yes, very interesting.

And cute.

I meant interesting as in "strange."

Nonetheless, you've done well.

You shall be rewarded.

You can be the one who decides how he will be destroyed.

Destroyed? What do you mean?

That was never part of the plan.

Of course it was. He's an outsider.

But he brought you the Compass as you asked.

Just let him go.

Let him go?

Is that sympathy?

You're not becoming weak, are you?

Like the Guardian Angel you once were?

No.

[echoing] You are an Angel of Darkness.

Do not betray me!

[thunder roaring]

My Rosie.

I haven't even thanked you for showing me

the evil of my good ways.

Does that make sense? I think it does.

Justin, we have to get out of here now.

- Please. - Why?

Because...

I care about you.

But we can just stay here forever, just like you said.

Justin, we have to leave now

because Gorog is going to destroy you.

Gorog won't destroy me. He needs me.

No, he's used you and now he's done.

- Please, let's go. - No.

I'm never going back.

I'm no longer a wizard.

I'm an Angel of Darkness.

Thanks to you, I now know where I belong.

[thunder roaring]

What have I done?

[chittering]

Shh, shh!

Alex, I need your help.

Whatever it is, I don't have time.

I have a slumber party to go to.

This bag of angry badgers and six obnoxious little girls

are about to have a screaming contest.

Alex, your brother is being held by Gorog.

- [loud chittering] - Shh!

Gorog?

That sounds like a boost you put in your smoothie.

"Excuse me, I'll have the Strawberry Dazzle

with a vitamin C and a shot of Gorog."

- I'm funny. - No.

Alex, Gorog is the leader of all the Angels of Darkness.

He's going to destroy your brother.

Then why did you bring Justin to him?

I didn't know this was gonna happen. I was tricked, too, Alex.

Oh, you'll have to do so much better than that

if you want to outlie a liar.

No, Alex, I'm telling the truth. I promise. Please.

This was all Gorog's plan, and I followed it,

but I never expected to fall in love with Justin.

Hold on. Are... Are you crying?

I thought you were an Angel of Darkness.

You're starting to sound good.

Well, I guess that's what falling in love does to you.

Alex, please. There isn't much time, OK?

Do the right thing for your brother.

I know there's still some good left in you.

No, there isn't. Wait.

[groans] There it is. A little piece of good.

Darn it! Here, hold this.

Oh, no. Alex!

[phones ringing]

Hey! Guardian Angels! Come on!

I need your help. You have to help me save my brother!

Come on! Break time's over. What's going on?

Calling all angels.

We've got some Dark Realm butt to kick.

You're too late.

The Moral Compass has been set to bad,

so Guardian Angels are powerless.

I can't even scratch my own wings. Can you get it, dear?

Where's Tina?

She went to the Dark Realm to get the Moral Compass

and help your brother.

She went by herself?

She's not gonna stand a chance.

Then, I guess it's on me.

Tina's got some back-up coming.

Oh, wait, wait!

Wizard powers are weak in the Dark Realm.

If you have any chance of saving your brother,

you'll need wings.

We keep an extra pair in case of an emergency.

Oh, my gosh! Awesome!

What do these do?

Do they shoot like, lasers and stuff?

No, they're just wings.

You'll need them to get to the Dark Realm.

Oh. OK.

You know what's good for emergencies? Lasers.

You know what's not? Feathers.

Well, I'll still look cute anyway.

So, Gorog.

Now that I've broken my wand,

that's proof that I'm totally committed to you.

Is there an Angel of Darkness handbook?

Because I'm not quite sure if my shirt should be tucked,

or untucked. I mean, untucked does seem badder,

but I can see that you're tucked.

What's going on?

Oh, you'll soon see.

You brought me the Moral Compass, so I'm done with you.

[evil laughter]

No, no, no, Gorog! Wait, please! Listen to me!

No need to be afraid of heights, if you're an angel.

Of course, if you're an angel with no wings,

then you have a problem.

No, no, no! Not my wings!

How can you do this? I brought you everything you wanted.

Stop!

Leave Justin alone and give us back the Moral Compass.

It's ours.

OK. You can laugh now,

because I'm about to make all y'all cry.

Gorog, let me dispose of this pest and prove my loyalty to you.

And if you let me live, I swear I'll always guard the Moral Compass.

Hmm.

Yes. I can see the possible value in that.

An Angel of Darkness committed to keeping

the Moral Compass in the Dark Realm.

Proceed.

Wait! No, Justin, I'm here to save you.

Maybe you should be saving yourself.

[Alex] Let her go! Brakes.

Where are the brakes on these things?!

To your right! [groaning]

I know it doesn't look like it, but I'm here to help you.

No.

Let him prove himself.

Justin, you're not an Angel of Darkness.

You're a wizard, a good wizard.

You know in your heart you don't belong here.

And neither does that Moral Compass.

I'm not leaving.

Well, then I'm gonna take this back with me.

No! Give it!

Turn the arrow, Alex! Turn the arrow!

Yes!

[all screaming]

[thunder roaring]

OK, Grandpa. It's your turn to kiss Zac Efron.

Jerry, what's going on in here?!

Hey, everybody, stop! Right now!

Give us those pillows!

- Justin, you're breaking it! - No, I'm not. You are.

- No, look, you're cracking it. - What?

Stop her!

Don't you mess with the wizard!

Give that back to me.

What? My wand!

Rosie?!

No more!

I'm sorry I did this for you!

Angels of Darkness never feel sorry.

She does now!

[all groaning]

Oh, dear. What a mess.

Oh, Mom. I'm really sorry.

I promise I'll pay for a new pillow with my allowance.

What happened to the little girls from the slumber party?

I got mad and turned them into old guys. Sorry.

That's all right. I'm sure it was an accident.

Just turn them back into little girls

and I'm sure everything will be all right.

[thunder roaring]

Or, we could turn them into something else.

Like fruit.

Perfect.

I'll make them into one of my signature fruit hats.

The fruit flies ate my last one.

Turn them into talking fruit.

I want to hear them beg me not to eat them.

[giggling]

Fruity pa-tootie.

I want to go home!

This party stinks.

[fruit complaining]

Let it go!

Hold on, Alex! I'll take Justin down with the halo.

He threw it.

Give it to me! Stop it!

I'm serious, give me the Compass, Alex!

[Justin] Give it here!

Justin!

No!

[both fighting]

I've got it.

No, I've got it.

Now, give me that Moral Compass

or you'll never see her again.

Not if I turn it to good.

[moaning]

[thunder roaring]

My allegiance lies with Gorog.

The Dark Realm prevails!

Justin, don't!

Justin, I'm so, so sorry for everything that's happened.

I pretended to fall in love with you

to carry out Gorog's plan, but along the way,

you touched my heart and you made that love real.

You love me?

Justin, give it to me.

Take this to the Guardian Angels. I'll be fine.

OK.

[echoing] No!

Rosie...

You have betrayed me,

and forsaken the Dark Realm.

Get out!

[thunderclap]

I'm gonna go to, if that's OK with you.

I'm sorry. It's hard to have a soft landing

with a broken wand.

Look, Justin.

I totally deceived you

and I don't even deserve to be here with you right now,

but if you can forgive me,

I'd love for us to start all over.

Of course I forgive you.

Oh, I'm so glad.

But we can't be together.

What? Why?

Rosie, everything we've been through

has made me realize something.

The world is a fragile place.

It's always teetering between good and bad.

Look how easy it was for me to forget what's right.

Of course I want to be with you.

But the world needs another Guardian Angel more.

You are such a good person.

But Justin, I don't think I have what it takes

to be a Guardian Angel again.

Hey, you saved me.

When the whole world turned bad, you stayed good.

Because of you.

Rosie, I will miss you.

I'll miss you, too.

Hey, do me a favor. Every once in awhile,

do something a little bad so I have a reason to come visit.

OK.

Bye.

[glass shattering]

Oops.

[singing]

Sorry. It felt like the right time to sing that.

Alex and Tina,

you went where no Guardian Angel dared to go,

and returned the Compass to its rightful place,

saving the world from an indefinite age of darkness.

For this incredible bravery, Alex,

you can keep the wings we gave you.

Oh. Um, good,

because I don't think you're gonna want these back.

Now, Tina, for your part,

I hereby promote you to official Guardian Angel.

[applause]

And there's someone here who wants to congratulate you.

Rosie, you're back!

My wings!

Congratulations, Tina!

[sniffs] They smell brand new!

Can my first assignment be to watch over Alex Russo?

[protesting] No, no. I will be good.

I promise, OK?

This is the first time I've ever said that and meant it.

Don't follow.

[phone ringing]

Excuse me.

Guardian Angel Dispatch.

She's done something bad already?!

All right, Tina. You're up.

[shouting] Yes!

Excuse me! Pardon me, excuse me!

Justin.

What are you doing still up? It's late.

I stayed up because I owe you something.

I found it in Washington Square Park.

A two-headed dog had it.

I'm pretty sure he didn't start out that way.

Thank you.

What about your wand?

I, uh...

I'll find a spell to fix it.

And I owe you something else.

Thank you for saving me.

It's for all the times that you saved me

when I wasn't so good.

And for a couple more times in the future, so we're even.

No, we're not.

You saved the world today.

You gave up a girl to protect it.

Why do we have to keep dealing with stuff like this?

We're wizards.

I don't think we have a choice.