Original subtitles

Oh, here come the lovebirds.

Oh, my gosh! I can't believe it.

Did you just see Justin take those flowers?

I don't know what he was thinking.

He's allergic to flowers. He's gonna lean in for a kiss,

and then sneeze and give her a headbutt.

Justin.

I saw you take those flowers without paying for them.

You've never stolen anything in your life.

Correction, he's stolen my heart.

Yeah, so stay out of it...

[beginning to sneeze]

[sneezes] ...Alex!

- [blowing nose] - [Jerry] Hey.

What's going on?

Eh... I don't want to tattle.

Harper, you tell Dad that Justin just stole those flowers

- to give to Rosie. - What?

I wanted to tattle. Thanks.

Stealing?

That doesn't sound like you, Justin.

You won't even use the bathroom inside our restaurant

unless you buy something first.

Oh, big deal, I stole something that grows from the ground.

Come on, Rosie. It's just no more fun. Let's bounce.

See, Dad? He's acting weird.

Yeah. And Rosie's an angel.

It doesn't make sense.

Just being around her, he should be influenced to do good.

Maybe you should find out what's going on.

And how am I gonna do that?

I don't know. Maybe you should talk to some Guardian Angels.

Come on, Dad, how am I gonna find an entrance

to the Angel World? They're hidden.

Yeah, but they're always near something

that has to do with angels.

Mysterious, yet obvious. I am on it.

♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪

♪ Well, you know everything's gonna be a breeze ♪

♪ That the end will no doubt justify the means ♪

♪ You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease ♪

♪ Yes, please ♪

♪ But you might find out it'll go to your head ♪

♪ When you write a report on a book you never read ♪

♪ With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed ♪

♪ That's what I said ♪

♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪

♪ When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams ♪

♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪

♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪

♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪

♪ Because everything is not ♪

♪ What it seems ♪♪

Hallelujah Angel Food Cake Company.

All right, here it is.

Hello?

Hello?

Uh, what are you doing?

[stammering] Uh, Official...

...City... Brick Checker.

So, everything seems to be in order.

You're worried about somebody, huh?

What? No.

Yes, you are.

And it's your brother.

How do you know that?

I can feel it.

Who are you?

I'm Tina, a Guardian Angel in training.

And I know you're a wizard.

You can feel that, too?

No, I can see your wand sticking out of your boot.

You know, I'm surprised more people don't notice that.

I really am.

All right, Tina, can you show me

where the Guardian Angel Dispatch Center is?

[laughs] Can I? I would love to!

Oh, I finally get to help somebody.

Usually people don't let me help because they say I'm too young, and...

[chuckling] OK.

I guess I should've started with "I'm in a hurry."

Oh, yeah, sorry.

This just really means a lot to me.

And the door is right here.

Oh. It's kinda bright.

Not very subtle for a hidden location.

You couldn't find it.

That is a good point.

Yeah.

Well, we have to hurry up,

'cause the light attracts moths, so just squint and run.

[scoffs] No, I don't run.

[harp music playing]

So, this is where all the calls come in

and Guardian Angels are dispatched to help people

all over the world.

[phone ringing]

And these are the poles they slide down.

Ooh, that is the Moral Compass,

and this is our air hockey table.

Oh, my gosh. Air hockey.

[groans] If I so wasn't into helping my brother

I'd wipe the table with these guys.

[Tina giggling]

All right, so what's this Moral Compass thingy do?

It looks like a grown-up clock.

You know, the ones without the numbers.

Well, when it's pointed to "good,"

it gives Guardian Angels the power to help people

make good choices.

What if it's pointed to "bad?"

Well, that could only happen if the Angels of Darkness take over.

Then everyone everywhere would act terrible to each other.

Man, that's a scary thought. Whoo, did you get a shiver?

Hey, Tina. Did you just go outside

and sniff out somebody in trouble?

Yeah, I sure did!

I'm impressed with your enthusiasm,

but I'm a little tired of asking you time and time

and time and time and time and time again to stop doing that.

- [phone ringing] - Oh, hold on.

Guardian Angel Dispatch. What's the trouble?

Oh.

Angel 51, see the boy about to give a wedgie.

[Tina] Hey, let me take that one.

It'll help me get my wings.

Come on. Please? Please? Please?

Tina, you know what happens to angels

who get their wings before they're ready?

- What? - I don't know.

Because nobody gets their wings before they're ready.

Look, I'm sorry to interrupt,

but my brother is suddenly acting bad.

And the weird part is that his girlfriend is an angel.

I mean, shouldn't she be steering him to make good choices?

Well, that's what angels do

when they're not out looking for trouble.

How about I dispatch a Guardian Angel

- to check on your brother? - Yes, please, thank you.

Monty, you're up.

[Alex] Thanks, Monty.

Oh, he's kind of cute.

All right, well, thanks little guardian-angel-in-training.

Good luck getting your wings. I'm out.

Wait, I can help more. Just let me come with you.

[high tone] Please? Please? Please?

[high tone] No. No. No.

I think I just made a new friend.

So, you see, the reason Max isn't here is because

he's participating in the Russo cousin exchange program.

We've been doing it for generations, right, Jerry?

So, you exchanged Max,

but you didn't exchange Alex?

Feels like a lost opportunity.

We just talked to Max,

and he is having a great time

on the Russo farm in...

...Fargo, North Dakota.

And little Maxine here, she can't wait

to live the life of a big city gal.

Isn't that right, Maxine?

That's right, Aunt.

Well, it's a pleasure to have another odd Russo kid

running around the place.

Welcome to the fourth grade, little lassie.

[groans] Will I have to have Mrs. Bialato again?

Whoa, ho, ho, ho.

Carry that back to old Virginny.

How do you know about Mrs. Bialato

if you're from North Dakota?

Because... because

there is a Miss Bialato in every school.

Right? Huh?

You know what I'm sayin'.

Please say you know what I'm sayin'.

Ah, you mean the kind of teacher

that gives certain glances and giggles at all your jokes.

But then you realize it's only at teacher review time.

Then after she gets her good review,

all she does is bark at you about the broken copier?

Yeah, I get that.

What took you so long?

Usually when I ditch people, their feelings get hurt

and they don't try to find me, OK?

That's the beauty of the ditch.

But the more people I help,

the closer I get to getting my wings.

Come on, give me a chance.

[high tone] Please? Please? Please?

You're not gonna give up, are you?

I like you.

I like you, too.

Hmm. That's unnecessary.

Ooh, here they come.

Rip Torn, Rip Taylor, rip bag.

[shouting]

[laughing] Yeah!

That's the meanest thing I've ever seen Justin do.

Where's the Guardian Angel they sent him?

Oh, my gosh. That's Rosie.

Wait, wait. How do you know her?

She was my teacher when she was a Guardian Angel.

What do you mean "was?"

Rosie's an Angel of Darkness now.

What?!

That's why Justin's acting bad.

Rosie's changing him.

[laughing] You know what I say to that? Yes!

Justin.

Go away, we're busy.

You're not too busy for this.

Rosie's an Angel of Darkness.

She's been deceiving you.

Hello, Tina.

Hi, Rosie.

You know her?

Tina was one of my Guardian Angel students.

I see you haven't gotten your wings yet.

No, but I will.

Even if I don't have a teacher anymore.

Why don't you tell my brother what you really are?

What is she talking about?

Justin, um...

I wanted to wait and tell you until the time was right.

I'm not the kind of angel you think I am.

But that doesn't mean that I don't still care for you.

I hope that you'll still care for me.

I made my wings white around you, so you wouldn't judge me.

Well, he judges you now!

Because you've done nothing but make him act bad.

So why don't you get to flappin' those grungy lookin' wings,

right back to...

Where do Angels of Darkness live?

- The Dark Realm. - The Dark Realm.

Fine. If that's what Justin wants.

Rosie, I don't care what kind of angel you are.

As long as we're together.

[sighs] That makes me feel so good.

Or should I say bad.

Justin, stop it!

Can't you see what she's doing to you?

She's influencing you. You're not yourself.

Rosie, why are you doing this to these people?

Why don't you just leave them alone and come back

and be my Guardian Angel teacher again?

It's too late for that now, Tina. Now go away.

Come on, Justin.

It's time for us to do something really fun.

Or should we say "bad."

I just used that one, sweetie.

But I stole it from you.

Just like I stole this money.

- Whoo! - We are terrible!

Let's go.

I can't believe this.

Where is Justin's Guardian Angel?

He's supposed to be protecting him.

I don't know.

But I do know how to find out.

[making whooshing noises]

You see, some day I'll get my wings

and I'll really be able to fly

instead of making that weird flying noise with my mouth.

Hey, everybody. How was your day?

Because mine stunk.

Ew. Whatever Mom's cooking does too.

Hey. I was gonna ask you how many new friends you made

over dinner, but now you're not getting any.

Max didn't make any friends.

I told him to zero in on one friend,

and then eventually move in with her family.

I heard that works.

I don't want new friends. I want my old friends.

But when I tried to talk to them

they told me they'd meet me at the jungle gym.

But they never showed up.

I hung upside down for an hour waiting for them.

Don't worry. Everything will be fine.

I figured out a great way for Max to meet tons of new friends.

Are you ready?

A slumber party! [shrieking]

Harper, honey...

We don't want to say that's a bad idea,

- but it's just... - No, Theresa.

I think we do want to say that's a bad idea.

What is so bad about a slumber party?

It's what every girl dreams of.

And if they never experience one,

they go through life never knowing the joys

of friendships cemented with all night giggling,

secrets, popcorn, singing, texting,

movies, games, pillow fights...

Harper!

You never had a slumber party, have you?

How'd you know?

Can we have a slumber party for Max anyway? Please?

I don't think so, Harper.

Then we have a little problem.

[doorbell ringing]

[girls screaming]

An old brick wall in a dirty alley.

This is the kind of place where bad things happen.

I love it!

What are we doing?

There's an angel door here

that leads to the Guardian Angel Dispatch Center.

That's where they keep the Moral Compass.

An Angel of Darkness like me can't go in,

so I want you to get it for me.

The Moral Compass? I've heard of it.

- Good. - Good.

Yes, there's this very powerful leader in the Dark Realm

who wants that Moral Compass more than anything.

If you can use your magic, then we can get it

and take it to him. And then he'll let us

stay together in the Dark Realm... forever.

Together forever?

Show me the door.

Right this way.

Whoa, that is bright. They need a dimmer.

OK, adjust, adjust.

I'm good.

Lisa, you're up.

See the girl about to spit chocolate milk at her brother.

Excuse me, official-looking angel.

Oh, hello.

Did Tina bring you in here,

because she's really not supposed to do that.

No.

Is that the mighty instrument used to influence good or bad

throughout all worlds in the universe,

also known as the Moral Compass?

Yes. Why are you asking?

Because I'm gonna steal it.

Is it heavy, because I get back spasms.

You know what's good for back spasms?

[chuckling nervously] If you stretch like this.

Whoever felt it, melt it.

He's working for the Angels of Darkness!

Protect the compass!

Without wands or cloaks, you all turn to slow pokes.

Sorry, angels.

I think I'm gonna get it first.

[shouting slowly] Stop!

It's not there, angels, 'cause I've got it.

OK, so guess what this is.

Oh, and don't say "halo," because then the game will be too short.

[stammering] Bath towel ring.

No, it's a halo!

I borrowed it from a friend, and guess what you can do with it?

Oh, and don't say "see angels."

Uh, see angels?

Sorry, I was tired of playing the game.

Oh, me too. The thing is,

angels are invisible, unless they want to be seen.

So, this is how we're gonna find Justin's Guardian Angel.

Look.

My gosh, they're everywhere.

Oh, no. There's Justin's angel.

Monty. The cute one.

Right.

[sighs]

Thanks, Tina.

What happened, Monty? Who did this to you?

It was Rosie. Your old teacher.

As soon as I got here to look after Justin Russo,

she came up behind me and, well, you can see the rest.

What does she want with Justin?

Why is she steering him to the bad side?

I don't know. All I could get

is this piece of paper I snatched from her before she left,

but it's confusing.

[sighs] "Rosie's Angel of Darkness To Do List.

One: Take Justin Russo to Angel Club.

Two: Shampoo wings.

Three: Get Justin to steal Moral Compass."

And what part of this was confusing?

Left hand, balloon.

All right! I can do it.

I can do it. Yeah!

Spin again! Whoo!

Harper, when are we gonna get to play?

[scoffs] When I fall down.

Listen, break up your stupid slumber party now,

before I call the cops.

[scoffs] Cops aren't going to break up a slumber party.

Oh, they will if rattlesnakes

start crawling out of people's underwear.

[whispering] Wand!

Don't you ruin my slumber party.

I'll crush you.

I want to go home.

No! No, no, no.

No one's going home.

We're having fun. You hear me? Fun!

OK.

Everything's fine, 'cause it's time for...

A dance party! Whoo, yeah!

Dance, everybody, dance!

[thunder echoing]

Master Gorog. We have succeeded.

And where is the mighty wizard

that we have chosen to fulfill the dream

we've carried for ages?

Whoa, this is so cool!

We... we were...

We... were... We were just down there,

and now we're way up...

Hi.

Finally...

...the Moral Compass.

[laughing evilly]

My brothers and sisters of darkness,

we now have the power to influence all mortals

to make the darkest of choices!

This fine, corrupt wizard

has brought us the dawn of a dark new day!

[sinister chuckling]

[all cheering]

You're welcome. All of you. Mm-hmm.

Excuse me, your majesty,

greatness, highness, badness.

[growling]

I did a very, very bad thing for you.

Don't you think I deserve something,

- like my own wings? - Justin, be careful.

No, I want wings.

[chortling] Vanity and greed set in.

Wings? Sure. Why not?

[applause]

How about an evil clap of thunder?

[thunder roaring]

[laughing delightedly]

- How about... - Do not ask for more.

[Alex] Next time on Wizards of Waverly Place:

I don't care about my brother anymore.

You're being influenced by dark forces.

You have to fight it, so we can save your brother Justin

from the Dark Realm.

I'm never going back.

I'm no longer a wizard.

I'm an Angel of Darkness.

You can be the one who decides how he will be destroyed.

Destroyed?

Alex, please. There isn't much time, OK?

Do the right thing for your brother.

I know there's still some good left in you.