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Alex, get out
of bed already!
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I don't want to be late
for Driver's Ed.
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[Alex] Be right there!
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- [screams]
- Ready.
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I hate it when you flash
in places without warning me.
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Why do you do that?
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Because in the time
it would've taken me
to come down the stairs,
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I got dressed, brushed my teeth,
and made this bowl of cereal.
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You do get you quit
the wizard competition, right?
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Pretty soon you're gonna
lose all your powers.
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You need to learn
how to survive
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without using magic
for everything you do.
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Harper, that's ridiculous.
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I don't use magic
for everything that I do.
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Oh, really?
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Do you even know how to zip up
that sweatshirt on your own?
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Yes.
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There, see?
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That is the saddest thing
I have ever seen.
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Alex, I am serious.
What are you gonna do
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when you can't flash
in and out of places?
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You need to learn
how to drive.
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Right. Well, let's go
to Driver's Ed.
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Yay! I can't wait
to get my license.
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Then I can communicate with my
fellow New York City drivers.
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"Hey, jerk!
You cut me off!
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Pull over, I'm gonna
take you down!"
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ That the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ But you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪
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♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪♪
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Hey, Dad. Now that
I'm probably gonna be
the family wizard,
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I think it's time I get
that family wizard robe
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everyone's always
talking about.
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- Is, uh... Is this it?
- Get out of there.
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No! The family wizard robe
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is a symbol
of power and status
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that's handed down
through the generations
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to the next family wizard.
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Now, I understood some
of the words you just said.
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And it still makes me think I
should be the one in our family
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- to have that robe.
- Yeah, well, I...
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I sort of gave it to Justin
when he was in the lead.
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I understood all of
the words you just said,
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and I did not like them.
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Dad, are you kidding me?
I deserve that robe.
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Yeah...
Yes, you do.
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But it's really special
to Justin.
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It's gonna be very tough
to get it from him.
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We're gonna have to dance
delicately around this subject.
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Dance delicately.
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You mean like this?
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I don't know how this is gonna
help us get the robe back,
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but it sure is fun.
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Knock it off!
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[mouthing silently]
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OK. We gotta butter him up.
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Like corn?
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Just follow my lead.
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Hey, hey, hey!
How you doin'?
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There he is!
My favorite son!
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Wow. You look
really cool today.
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Did you do something
new to your hair?
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No, I just carefully
messed it up with some hair gel
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to make it look, you know,
casually messed up.
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Man, that's cool!
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That is really,
really cool.
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You know what else
is cool about you, Justin?
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You don't get
super-attached to things.
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That is true, I don't get
super-attached to things.
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You know, I'm a simple man
of concepts and ideas.
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Great.
Here's an idea.
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How about we give
my second favorite son,
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- the family robe.
- What?
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- You gave it to me.
- Dad, is this the part
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where I start
dancing delicately?
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[stammering]
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I know I gave it
to you, Justin,
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but that was before
you disgraced yourself
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by revealing that you were
a wizard and all that.
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Disgraced myself?
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[yelling] Are you even
lookin' at him?
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No, I'm sorry, I'm not
gonna give him the robe.
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I haven't lost this competition
yet, and I'm not planning to.
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This is my moment,
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when I can rise
from the ashes of defeat
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and take my rightful place
as the Russo family wizard.
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- But Justin...
- And you know something?
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Yes, I do get
super-attached to things!
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Well, that didn't
go so well.
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And I'm sorry I said
he was my favorite.
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Don't worry about it, Dad.
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To be honest,
I've always preferred Mom.
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[tires screeching]
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Land sakes, woman!
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You're all over the road like a
pat of butter on a hot skillet!
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Please don't yell at me,
Mr. Laritate.
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It only makes me
drive worse.
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Teaching Driver's Ed
is not worth the overtime pay.
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I'm never gonna be able
to afford matching
cowhide seat covers.
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Stay between
the white lines, Harper.
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Oh, right.
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- [tires squealing]
- [horn honking]
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- Watch your speed.
- [gasping] Thanks.
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- Bus pulling out.
- [horn blowing]
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- Sorry!
- All right, that's it.
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Make a left and pull over
in front of that restaurant
over there.
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I need to get something healthy
to eat to calm my nerves.
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But, that's a donut shop.
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[brakes squealing]
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Then I'll get the ones
with fruit inside.
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Well, we survived.
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We can all thank my lucky
life-saving hula girl.
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You're next, Alex.
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Come on, Leilani.
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You deserve one with
coconut sprinkles.
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Hey, Alex, thanks for
the driving tips.
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I think they
actually helped me.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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That's great, Harper.
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Guess I can do some things
without magic.
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Just because I've
used magic as a shortcut
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for as long as
I can remember
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- Um, Alex...
- Doesn't mean I can't live
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a very successful,
ordinary life.
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[loud crashing]
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We just crashed
the car, didn't we?
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- We?
- I had to try.
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Upon reflection, I realize I
may have acted inappropriately
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about the wizard family robe.
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Here you go.
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Wow, Justin. That is
really big of you.
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I know that that's
very hard...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't need a lecture.
Just take it.
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Whew! Thank goodness,
he cut me off.
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I had no idea where I was
going with that speech.
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So, what do you think
of the robe, huh?
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Doesn't it feel kind of
magic-y, and tingly?
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Yeah, I have a
chronic body rash,
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so most things I wear
feel kind of tingly.
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- Let's try it out, OK?
- All right.
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It's got powers
of invisibility,
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a chameleon feature,
and I even charmed it
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to have a never-ending
supply of hoagies
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in the right sleeve.
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Ah! One hoagie coming up.
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Dad, does a hoagie
feel like an armpit,
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'cause that's
all I'm getting.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Let me see.
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[laughing] No, Dad!
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No, stop.
Dad, that tickles!
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Wait. This star
was just glued on.
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That is not the
Russo family robe.
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That's just a regular robe
that's been decorated.
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- Where's the real robe?
- I don't know.
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But I'm very,
very disappointed.
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'Cause I was really
looking forward to a hoagie.
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- This is really bad, Alex.
- I know.
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We've been driving around
in this rolling cow heap
all afternoon.
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I hope no one saw us.
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No, I'm talking about
the busted bumper.
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Oh, that.
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Don't worry,
I can fix it that.
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No. You're supposed to learn
how to deal with this situation
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without magic.
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Right.
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- Let's make a break for it.
- No, wait!
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What people do
without magic,
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is use honesty
to take responsibility
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for what they've done.
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That's a good one, Harper.
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Honesty and responsibility.
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Oh, no, but seriously,
who should we blame?
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Like an innocent bystander
or something?
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How about that lady?
She looks pretty defenseless.
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Hey lady, why'd you
do that to our car?
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Alex, stop!
That's...
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I'm serious.
If you want to stop
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relying on magic to
solve all your problems,
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you're gonna have to learn
how to tell the truth.
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Starting now.
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What in the name of
John Wayne's itty bitty feet
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happened to my car?!
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Mr. Laritate,
I can explain.
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Oh. I'm sure you can, Russo.
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What kind of crazy lie pie
have you baked up this time?
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Actually, Mr. Laritate,
it was all my fault.
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I accidentally
crashed your car.
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Wait a minute.
Let me get this straight.
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You're actually
admitting to something
for once in your life?
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Yes.
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00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:11,416
And you're taking
full responsibility
for your actions?
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Yes?
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Woo doggies!
[making shooting noises]
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This is the first
airtight confession
I've ever gotten out of you!
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Alex Russo has
admitted to her crime
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completely and unequivocally!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Prepare to be punished severely
for what you have done.
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Honesty feels
pretty good, huh?
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I never should have
listened to you, Harper.
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I could have saved myself
a lot of trouble if I'd
just used magic.
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You're the one
who crashed the car.
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I was just trying to help you
learn how to be responsible.
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Well, now I'm responsible
for cleaning all the
garbage cans at school.
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Are you blaming me?
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Well, I'm not blaming me,
Mr. Laritate or Leilani,
the hula girl.
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Well, you have fun
cleaning out garbage cans, Alex.
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Try not to dent any of them
while you're at it.
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You see?
This is what I get
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for helping you out
while you were driving.
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I didn't ask for your help.
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I was helping me.
I wanted to live.
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I don't need your help.
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I'm gonna pass
that drivers test
all by myself.
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00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:28,500
Well, I don't
need you, either.
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I can clean all the
garbage cans by myself.
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And what am I gonna
need to do that?
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Do I need like a rag
or a brush
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or, or spray?
No? Fine!
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- Not so fast, Justin.
- I'm innocent!
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Hey, whoa!
Settle down, settle down.
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You haven't been accused
of anything yet.
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You gave us a fake robe.
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Now you've been accused
of something.
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See, Justin, this robe
that you gave us does not
shoot out hoagies.
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00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:03,000
It only shot out
a fish stick.
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00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,458
That's 'cause I shoved it up
there to use it as hoagie bait.
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00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:10,208
Well, it was working fine
when I had it.
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So, there's only
one explanation:
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Max broke it.
245
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,375
Oh, my gosh.
Dad, I'm so sorry.
246
00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:18,375
I know how much this robe
meant to our family.
247
00:12:18,375 --> 00:12:19,875
You didn't break the robe, Max.
248
00:12:19,875 --> 00:12:21,250
Oh, thank goodness.
249
00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:23,333
What an emotional rollercoaster
this day has been.
250
00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:26,750
I think Justin has
a little explaining to do.
251
00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:28,500
Don't you, Justin?
252
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,291
This robe is a fake.
253
00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:34,250
Sorry.
254
00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:36,333
The real robe got kind of...
255
00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:38,833
...damaged.
256
00:12:40,458 --> 00:12:42,250
I didn't know what to do.
I panicked.
257
00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:45,458
I'll show it to you.
But just don't freak out.
258
00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:47,083
- OK.
- OK.
259
00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:48,500
Don't worry.
260
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,833
Look, after all these years,
I think I've seen
261
00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:53,583
just about everything that
there is to see with you kids...
262
00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:56,958
[screaming] No!
263
00:12:56,958 --> 00:12:58,083
[continues screaming]
264
00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:09,583
What happened?!
265
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,166
I don't know.
[stammering] It just...
266
00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:18,583
- [moaning]
- It was fine one day,
267
00:13:18,583 --> 00:13:21,500
and then I came home
and it was just like this.
268
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,250
Unfortunately,
it's a mystery
269
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:25,250
that will never be solved.
270
00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:26,625
Oh!
271
00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:29,416
OK, OK.
Not a problem.
272
00:13:29,416 --> 00:13:32,500
I just remembered,
there's a security Robe-Cam
273
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:36,125
inside every wizard robe
that records everything.
274
00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:37,291
Wait, what?
275
00:13:37,291 --> 00:13:40,291
We'll find it,
we'll play it back...
276
00:13:40,291 --> 00:13:42,708
No, we don't need to find
anything. Disasters happen.
277
00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:44,000
Ah, here it is.
278
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:52,500
Hey, Justin.
279
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:56,125
It looks like you
are gonna win
the wizard competition,
280
00:13:56,125 --> 00:14:01,208
so I'm gonna pass down
the family robe to you now.
281
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:04,000
[gasping]
282
00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:08,500
- What an honor.
- Fits good.
283
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,583
Dad, thank you.
284
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:14,291
I have finished
my oil painting.
285
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,500
Coconut cream pies
are done.
286
00:14:23,708 --> 00:14:25,875
This is a box of mud.
287
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,708
Now. Remember, Justin...
288
00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:37,083
The robe has been in our family
for a hundred generations.
289
00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:40,291
So you gotta take
real good care of it.
290
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:43,250
I'll take good care of it.
You can count on me.
291
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,208
- OK.
- OK.
292
00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:50,875
Hello, handsome.
293
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:53,416
What's your name?
294
00:14:53,416 --> 00:14:56,125
Family Wizard.
That's right, yes.
295
00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:59,458
These are real diamonds,
actually. [gasps]
296
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,333
Oh, no, no, no, no!
297
00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:06,708
[shouting]
298
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:13,750
[disposal running]
299
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:16,125
[grunting]
300
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,416
[yelling]
301
00:15:29,208 --> 00:15:31,208
[splatting]
302
00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,958
[sobbing]
303
00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:40,708
What have I done?!
304
00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:43,500
[shouting]
305
00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:51,416
[groaning]
306
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:03,833
[bell ringing]
307
00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:05,833
[laughing]
308
00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:06,833
[clears throat]
309
00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:10,500
Good work, Russo.
310
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,208
You may not believe this,
311
00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:14,583
but I'm actually glad
you crashed my car.
312
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:16,166
Why?
313
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:18,250
Were you getting tired of all
the pointing and laughing?
314
00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:22,166
No. It's given you a chance
315
00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:24,458
to take responsibility
for your actions,
316
00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:26,333
and pay your debt
to society.
317
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,875
Really?
318
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:31,333
So you're not mad anymore?
319
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:32,625
Nope.
320
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,000
You and I now have
a clean slate.
321
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,833
Wow.
322
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:39,458
She was right.
323
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,375
I did this all on my own,
without any ma...
324
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,708
...special help.
325
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,875
I am going to be OK.
326
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:49,416
I have no idea what
any of that meant.
327
00:16:49,416 --> 00:16:51,333
Then again,
I don't understand
328
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:53,458
most of the hippety-hoppity
young'un lingo
329
00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:55,708
you kids use these days.
330
00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:59,583
Nonetheless, I'm glad
I finally got through to you.
331
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:02,083
No, you didn't get through
to me, Mr. Laritate.
332
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:04,000
My friend Harper did.
333
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,166
I'll have to try to find
a way to thank Harper.
334
00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:11,708
Hey, she's about to take
her drivers test right now.
335
00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:13,750
I know a way that you
could thank her.
336
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:18,250
How about you let her
use your lucky hula girl
for, you know, luck?
337
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:21,166
By golly, you're right!
338
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:22,750
Come on, Leilani.
339
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:26,416
We've got to catch
this stagecoach before
it leaves the luau.
340
00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:28,708
That one was for you, girl.
341
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:38,500
So? How am I doing?
342
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:41,375
Well, I think your
lucky hula girl there
343
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:45,291
is shaking back and forth
from fright.
344
00:17:45,291 --> 00:17:48,958
Well, you seem calm.
I guess that's a good sign.
345
00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:51,375
I'm a professional
DMV examiner.
346
00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:53,625
It's my job
to mask my horror.
347
00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:56,458
Truthfully, though,
348
00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:58,708
I'm screaming like
a little girl inside.
349
00:17:58,708 --> 00:18:00,750
That's what I was afraid of.
350
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:02,958
- [tires screeching]
- [horn honking]
351
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:07,708
Psst, Harper.
Over here.
352
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:09,958
What are you doing here?
353
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:13,166
My job.
I have to be here.
354
00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:15,250
I know I'm using magic,
and I shouldn't be,
355
00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:17,458
but I came here to help you
pass your test.
356
00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:19,250
I know how much
it means to you.
357
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:22,708
- I'm so glad to see you.
- Thank you.
358
00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:24,875
Most people act like
I don't even exist.
359
00:18:28,416 --> 00:18:32,458
- Look out for that biker!
- [tires screeching]
360
00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:35,166
All right, that's good,
Harper, that's good.
361
00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:36,750
A little bit to your left.
362
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,375
Follow my hips.
363
00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:45,458
You're such a good friend
for doing this.
364
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,833
That's very nice of you
to say so.
365
00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,875
Hey, Justin,
there you are.
366
00:18:59,875 --> 00:19:01,625
Dad, I'm really sorry.
367
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:05,375
I just got so excited
with the robe, that I...
368
00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:06,625
What are you doing?
369
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:10,500
I showed the Robe-Cam video
to the wizard robe tailor.
370
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,833
What did he say?
371
00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:16,625
He said, "That's hilarious.
Let me see it again!"
372
00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:18,750
We watched it like,
eight times.
373
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:23,500
But then he gave me
this magic washtub.
374
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,583
Oh.
375
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,000
Ta-da.
376
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,208
It worked.
377
00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:31,375
It's just as I remember it
378
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:33,458
from the 30 seconds
I had it.
379
00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:36,875
Since this robe means
so much to you, Justin,
380
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:39,291
why don't you hold onto it
until the competition?
381
00:19:39,291 --> 00:19:43,166
Really?
Thanks, Dad.
382
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:46,625
[sighs]
383
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:49,500
I can't.
384
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,458
Max...
[sighs]
385
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:55,583
The robe belongs to
the Russo family wizard.
386
00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:58,583
So long as you're so far ahead
in the competition,
387
00:19:58,583 --> 00:20:00,708
you deserve this.
388
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:04,500
- Justin, thank you.
- You're welcome.
389
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,416
I'll take
good care of it.
390
00:20:06,416 --> 00:20:08,625
Yeah, you better, because
I plan on making a comeback.
391
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:09,708
I know.
392
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:13,083
And if anyone can pull it off,
you can.
393
00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:14,458
Thanks, man.
394
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:19,708
Hey. That was a nice thing
you did there.
395
00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:22,166
Thank you, Dad.
396
00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:24,958
You'd better not
return that washtub.
397
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:27,458
- [horn honking]
- [car crashing]
398
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:29,708
- [cat screeching]
- [glass breaking]
399
00:20:29,708 --> 00:20:31,500
[woman screaming]
400
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:35,500
- [loud crashes]
- [siren blaring]
401
00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:49,416
OK, I'm just going to go
and add up your score.
402
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,166
But it doesn't look good.
403
00:20:56,708 --> 00:20:59,208
Alex, why did you help me?
404
00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:02,583
Because I was wrong
for being mad at you.
405
00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:05,458
You were just trying to help me
live my life without magic,
406
00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:09,750
and you were right.
I'm gonna be OK without it.
407
00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:11,875
But you used magic
to be here right now.
408
00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:15,250
You make it so hard
to build a mushy moment.
409
00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:18,458
[man] I have
your results, Miss Finkel.
410
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:24,500
Now, I don't know
if it's because you
called me your friend,
411
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,500
or maybe it's just the
near-death experience talking,
412
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:32,750
- but I've decided to pass you.
- Oh, my gosh!
413
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,833
Good job, Harper!
You did it.
414
00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:36,458
Thanks to you!
415
00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:39,250
I'd so hug you right now,
but you're so tiny.
416
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:43,125
Tiny? I'll have you know I'm
the tallest one in my family.
417
00:21:48,958 --> 00:21:52,166
Oh, my gosh. I would have
never passed without your help.
418
00:21:52,166 --> 00:21:54,125
I need magic more than you do.
419
00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:55,750
Weird turn of events, huh?
420
00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:58,708
Alex, I'm gonna
hug you right now.
421
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,208
Just get big, please.
422
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:11,833
OK, new plan.
423
00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:14,458
We're gonna keep using magic
as long as you have it.
424
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,125
OK, but only for
important things.
425
00:22:16,125 --> 00:22:18,166
Right.
Important things.
426
00:22:18,166 --> 00:22:20,500
Is flashing home
an important thing?
427
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:22,583
Yes, because you
barely passed,
428
00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:24,458
and there's no way I'm
letting you drive us home.
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