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Dad.
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Since it looks like
I'm gonna be
the family wizard anyway,
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can I just take out
the garbage using magic?
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Come on, for practice.
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Magic to do your chores?
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Are you new here?
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Theresa, come on.
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A little practice
can't hurt.
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Mom, you can't resist
the pout.
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Fine.
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Garbage man, dumpster land,
givin' a hand to the trash can.
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[beeping]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the future family wizard.
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What a nightmare.
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Keep the clapping going,
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because I have
a very big announcement.
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I have decided to quit
the wizard competition.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the Russo family quitter.
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We are an impressive bunch.
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Alex, why would you want
to give up magic?
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Well, I figure I'm so far
behind, I won't even qualify.
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This way, I can put
all of my focus
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into my relationship
with Mason.
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And I intend to focus
on our relationship
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by giving up many
of my canine urges.
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Like rolling around in
this delightful trash.
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[growling]
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- [growling]
- All right.
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Go ahead and
knock yourself out.
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She declares her love
for her werewolf
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by sacrificing her powers.
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Harper, what are you doing?
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I'm writing a romance novel.
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It's all about this
teenage witch in New York City
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who falls desperately in love
with a werewolf.
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Witch and a werewolf...
I'm not a witch.
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It's not all
about you, Alex.
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Well, then, what's
that witch's name?
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Al...
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Bert?
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ That the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ But you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪
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♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪♪
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Hi. We're looking
for Max Russo.
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If he did something good,
it probably wasn't him.
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If he did something bad,
we're broke.
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Where is he, Daddy?
If I don't meet him,
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I'm going to throw away
all of my stuff,
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and make you
buy it all again.
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Not again, princess.
Please, tell me he's here.
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Hi. I'm Julie Cucuy.
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- Cucuy?
- This is my husband, Carlos,
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and our daughter Lisa.
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Lisa saw Max
on this month's cover
ofFuture Wizards.
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Wait, wait,
your last name is Cucuy?
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That's funny because
that's also the name
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of these scary Latino
mythical creatures
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that my mom used to
talk to me about
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to make me behave
as a child.
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[laughing] That's us. Boo.
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We're real Cucuys.
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We live here in the real world
just like you wizards do.
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[chuckles] Excuse us.
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Theresa, I've heard about
these Cucuys.
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They are filthy rich.
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And it's always been
my lifelong dream
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to hang out with
the filthy rich.
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I thought your lifelong dream
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was to have
a vending machine couch.
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[scoffs] The filthy rich
would have that.
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Wait, if you guys
are real Cucuys,
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how come you're not as scary
as I remember you to be?
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In the summer of '79,
I put you to bed every night
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with my scary face
under my skin.
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Boo!
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[gasps] Cucuys!
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I promise I'll behave, Mama!
I'm sorry!
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[shrieking]
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[continues screaming]
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What's she saying?
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It sounded like she was
ordering a number four
from Fiesta Express.
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There he is.
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Max Russo,
the future wizard.
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Future wizard?!
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What?
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Oh, that's me.
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You didn't even win
the competition!
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That's it. I'm doing
whatever it takes
to get back into this thing.
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But first, I'm gonna
draw a silly mustache
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and maybe a unibrow
to express my discontent.
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Hi, Max.
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Hmmm. You're even cuter
in person.
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Yeah, we should date so I can
tell you what to wear.
107
00:05:01,583 --> 00:05:04,166
Well, can you start
by telling me to wear
a Viking helmet?
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00:05:04,166 --> 00:05:05,708
Everything goes
with one of those.
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I don't think so.
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- Then I'm out.
- [yelling] He's not out,
he's not out!
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You just made a big mistake.
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[both screaming]
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That was awesome.
You should have
opened with that.
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I'm Max Russo. Hi.
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Credit Union of Wiz World,
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John Doe Wiz World
City Prosecutor,
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Ah, Wizard Family Competition
Commissioner's Office. 15C.
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[bell dinging]
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Welcome to the
Wizard Family Competition
Commissioner's Office.
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Can I help you?
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Uh, yes.
Hello there, Helen.
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I'm Justin Russo.
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- Justin Russo.
- Mm-hmm.
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[coughing]
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Oh, yeah, here you are.
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Wait, you're the kid
who exposed wizardry?
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Might have slipped out.
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You have got some nerve
walking around here.
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I was wondering if there was
anything you can think of
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to, uh... get me back
into the running.
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Helen.
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Well...
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All right, we do offer
a community service program
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that might help you
gain a level.
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Let's see what current jobs
are available.
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OK. Centaur stable cleaner.
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[groaning]
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Wizard grave digger.
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Really?
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Or tutoring a class of
delinquent WizTech students.
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Any of those suit your fancy?
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Tutoring suits my fancy.
Yes, tutoring.
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I was born to shape
young wizards' minds.
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- Really?
- Yeah!
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- That's so noble of you.
- They call me Noble Justin.
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Well...
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All right, then. They will be
at your lair tomorrow.
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Good luck.
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Excellent. Thank you.
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And, uh... It was good
seeing you, Helen.
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You got the gig, kid.
Give it a rest.
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Do it again.
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[yells]
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Do it again, do it again.
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I've already shown you
18 times.
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It's getting annoying.
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He was annoying to me,
too, at first.
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But he'll grow on you.
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There's my little princess.
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With her prince.
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The Cucuys!
How are ya? Hi!
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They are really
hitting it off.
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You might want to
put on sunglasses,
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'cause the sparks,
they are a-flying.
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[makes explosion noises]
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Good, because we
wanted to invite Max
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to our yacht
for a dinner party.
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Do you think he would
enjoy that?
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Max would be up for anything.
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Um, but he doesn't go anywhere
without his family.
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I mean, he doesn't do
anything without us.
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Especially yachting.
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Terrific. You're all invited
to our yacht on the Hudson.
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Yacht on the Hudson?
Yacht on the Hudson?
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Max! We're going yachting
on the Hudson!
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Yachting on the Hudson.
Yachting on the Hudson.
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[guffaws loudly]
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Thank you so much.
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We would love to attend.
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[howling on TV]
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Uh... could you pop us
some more popcorn, love?
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Plain or caramel?
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Oh, that.
It was a gem.
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Let's embellish it
a little bit. All right.
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Um, how about you say,
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"Albert, I would
hike through plains
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and swim through an ocean
of caramel to be..."
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Hey, kids!
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Oh, Chancellor Tootietootie.
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Just popping in when there
might be someone around
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who shouldn't know
about magic.
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[Tootietootie] Just what
I was afraid of.
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You guys are still together.
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Of course we're together.
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That's what you do
when you're dating.
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When you're married is when
you do things separately.
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Well, I heard you dropped out
of the wizards' competition.
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If you're going to be
a mortal, you should know
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that the Wizard Love
and Romance Council
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strictly prohibits
werewolves and non-wizards
from being together.
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What? Why?
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The werewolf always ends up
eating the human.
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You know that. Werewolves
can't control their anger.
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It's just a fact of life.
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But we were gonna be together
forever and ever.
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So long that I
said "ever" twice.
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I would never eat
my little meatball.
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00:10:02,458 --> 00:10:05,250
See, he's already
looking at you as food.
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00:10:06,583 --> 00:10:09,083
You guys are through.
It's the rules.
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00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:13,291
Sorry, but it's time to
board the train to Splitsville.
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Choo, choo!
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We can't...
We can't be together?
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00:10:19,708 --> 00:10:21,750
Then that means...
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We have to break up.
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That's not Splitsville!
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I can't be without you.
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I can't be
without you either.
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After all that we've
been through, it just
can't end like this.
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This is awkward.
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I always wait too long
before I flash out.
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You keep going here
and I'll just leave. OK?
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No, no, no, no, no. Wait.
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It's actually good
that you're still here.
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Who do we have to talk to
at the Love and Romance Council
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to see about getting
this rule appealed?
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That would be me.
I'm the chairperson of
the Love and Romance Council.
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And now it's going to be
even more awkward
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when I inform you that
your appeal is denied.
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All right, let's
flash it out. Come on!
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Alex. Oh, hi,
Chancellor Tootietootie.
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Why aren't you getting ready
for the Cucuy yacht party?
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My two nightmares
rolled up into one.
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Boats and Cucuys.
What a treat.
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A Cucuy party?
You're so lucky.
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00:11:34,833 --> 00:11:37,875
Well, you're lucky, too.
236
00:11:37,875 --> 00:11:39,708
Because we're inviting you
to tag along.
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Really? Even after I just
insensitively told you
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the heart-wrenching news
that you have to break up?
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00:11:45,708 --> 00:11:48,750
Yeah. See, that's
the great thing about me
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is I do not hold a grudge
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or offer things insincerely
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in hopes of getting
something in return.
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I'm going to a Cucuy party!
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I better flash out,
before you change your mind.
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00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:05,083
Harper, he's gone.
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00:12:05,083 --> 00:12:06,458
Whoo, all right.
247
00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:08,291
Nicely played, Alex.
248
00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:10,458
For a second there,
I thought you guys were
gonna have to break up,
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00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:12,083
But once he gets
to that Cucuy party,
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00:12:12,083 --> 00:12:14,875
he'll be so grateful,
he'll bend all the rules
for you.
251
00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:16,875
Oh, now I get it.
252
00:12:16,875 --> 00:12:19,750
I just thought Alex was being
uncharacteristically generous.
253
00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:22,208
[both laughing]
254
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:25,333
- [Alex] Me?
- You, generous?
255
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,708
Welcome, class.
Please have a seat.
256
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,958
Make yourselves comfortable.
257
00:12:36,416 --> 00:12:38,458
Or make a mess.
258
00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:40,625
[clears throat]
259
00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:43,708
I'm your wizard tutor,
Justin Russo.
260
00:12:43,708 --> 00:12:47,000
I know a lot of you have been
written off by WizTech.
261
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,416
But I'm here to write you on.
262
00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:57,458
It sounded way better
in my head.
263
00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:01,333
Ah. We have our
first latecomer.
264
00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:03,583
Let me guess. Big guy.
265
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,333
Thinks he's too cool
for school.
266
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:09,166
Let me guess.
Lame-o who irons his socks?
267
00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:10,416
[all laughing]
268
00:13:10,416 --> 00:13:14,625
There's nothing wrong
with a crisp toe crease.
269
00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:17,333
Yeah, but there's something
wrong with your mom.
270
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,000
You met my mom?
271
00:13:23,875 --> 00:13:28,250
[sighing] This is gonna
be a lot more work
than I had anticipated,
272
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:31,458
but I tell you guys, I am
a person who likes challenges.
273
00:13:31,458 --> 00:13:33,000
Excellent. Let's throw down.
274
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,458
C'mon, pull your
sleeves off right now.
275
00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:37,000
[scoffs] I'm wearing a tie.
I don't think so.
276
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,625
All right, fine.
I'll do it for you.
277
00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:40,125
[yells]
278
00:13:40,125 --> 00:13:44,708
I just ironed both of them.
279
00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:49,458
Thank you for
having us, Carlos.
280
00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:51,375
This is a beautiful boat.
281
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:54,583
Wow. How much does one
of these babies cost?
282
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:55,708
You looking to buy one?
283
00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:57,458
No, just looking to brag.
284
00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:05,000
I am doing great.
Would you laugh?
285
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000
[forced nervous laughter]
286
00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:17,958
Man, these Cucuys
really know how to live.
287
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,500
Thanks, Carlos.
288
00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:24,000
Hey, free caricatures
on the Lido deck.
289
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,250
Let me ask you a question.
Is my head that big?
Be honest with me.
290
00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:28,625
No.
291
00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:30,375
I'm glad we brought you,
292
00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:32,583
so you could have
so much well-deserved fun.
293
00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:34,708
Yeah, which you wouldn't have
had if we didn't bring you here.
294
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,875
And also you get to see
what a great couple we make.
295
00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:40,458
You know what?
296
00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:42,500
You do make a great couple.
297
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,750
It would be a shame to
see you two break up.
298
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,583
I like where this is going.
299
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:49,333
There shouldn't be rules
keeping you apart.
300
00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:51,333
I'm gonna recommend to
the Love and Romance Council
301
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:54,958
that the rule be overturned.
Congratulations.
302
00:14:54,958 --> 00:14:57,583
I love where this went.
303
00:14:57,583 --> 00:15:00,708
It worked!
We don't have to break up!
304
00:15:00,708 --> 00:15:02,291
What are they
so happy about?
305
00:15:02,291 --> 00:15:04,291
I don't know.
306
00:15:04,291 --> 00:15:07,750
I mean, he's a werewolf,
so what's not to be happy about?
307
00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:09,708
Oh, he's a werewolf?
308
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:13,000
I like them.
They're cute and dangerous.
309
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:17,458
That and they can be smooth
when they want to, and hairy
when they don't.
310
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:20,750
Daddy, I changed my mind!
311
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:22,458
I want him!
312
00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:28,333
Now, let's continue
our journey into education
313
00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:30,583
with some fun. All right?
314
00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:33,708
Who here has heard of
the Abraca-doodler?
315
00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:37,083
Uh, yeah. Your mom's
an abraca-doodler.
316
00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:38,875
Ooooh!
317
00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:41,250
Doesn't even make sense.
318
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:44,583
OK. I want everyone
to turn their attention
319
00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:46,708
to this ancient
teaching device.
320
00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:50,458
Whatever I draw on it
will materialize.
321
00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:51,875
Watch.
322
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:02,125
All right?
323
00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:04,375
- Oh.
- Yes, Felix.
324
00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:05,458
Can I try?
325
00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:08,166
Of course, yes. Yes.
326
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:11,458
This is good. When you take your
first step towards education,
327
00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:15,250
education takes
a step towards you.
328
00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:19,583
That one sounded way better
out loud than in my head.
329
00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:31,458
A bell!
330
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:34,458
Excellent. You have mastered
the Abraca-doodler.
331
00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:35,625
[bell ringing]
332
00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:37,208
School's out.
333
00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:41,125
No, school is not out!
334
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,500
Felix! You raised your hand.
335
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:47,125
Check minuses, all of you.
It's done.
336
00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:53,750
Hey, Mason.
337
00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:56,083
Max just told me
you're a werewolf.
338
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,750
So, do you want to be
my boyfriend?
339
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,166
My dad will buy you
all the chew toys you want.
340
00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:02,250
[laughing]
Hi, Lisa. Yes.
341
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,833
See, he's my boyfriend.
342
00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:06,208
We just fought for love
and won, so...
343
00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:08,583
And you're on a boat
named after me.
344
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:10,000
So, I think I win.
345
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,250
Come on, Mason.
346
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:13,000
Let's go slow dance
in the ballroom.
347
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,500
That's not a good idea.
348
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:18,458
Ooh, a feisty werewolf.
Even better.
349
00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:21,750
Cucuys are usually terrified
of werewolves, but I'm not.
350
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,583
Mason, I'll take care of this.
351
00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:26,833
You want to see
a feisty werewolf?
352
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,125
You got it.
353
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,291
Hey! Hey, everyone.
354
00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:35,625
Let's play a game called
"Embarrass Your Boyfriend."
355
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:39,125
I'll go first.
Do you know Mason told me
356
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,458
he sleeps in
a nightgown and cap,
357
00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:43,208
like Ebenezer Scrooge?
358
00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:45,208
[all laughing]
359
00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:49,000
What are you doing? I told you
to never tell anyone that.
360
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,875
Oh, I'm sorry, Mason.
Are you getting upset?
361
00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:54,833
Did you know that Mason
can only ride in the car
362
00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:56,083
if his head is
sticking out the window
363
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,875
and his tongue is
flapping in the wind?
364
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:03,208
Alex, stop.
You're making me mad.
365
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,583
Oh, and here's the best one.
366
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:09,250
Mason cries if you
just sayOld Yeller.
367
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,833
- Old Yeller.
- Stop it!
368
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:16,750
Jerry, what is Alex doing?
369
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:18,875
I don't know, but
the Cucuys are laughing,
370
00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:20,750
and when rich people laugh,
you laugh.
371
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,083
[growling]
372
00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:27,375
Ooh, this is gonna be good.
It's werewolf time.
373
00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:33,166
Werewolf?!
374
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:34,291
[growling]
375
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,250
Cucuys!
376
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:40,291
[screaming]
377
00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:42,500
- [both yelling]
- [splashing]
378
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:48,333
Hey! Polyester gets really
clingy when it's wet.
379
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:50,958
Carlos, Julie,
I'll save you!
380
00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:53,166
- Jerry?
- She didn't mean it!
381
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,583
[screaming]
382
00:18:57,250 --> 00:19:00,125
Good thing I'm always
ready for a swim, huh?
383
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:04,875
Cannonball!
384
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:05,875
[splashing]
385
00:19:08,291 --> 00:19:10,291
Maybe I should move.
386
00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:19,958
You can go in the easy way
or my way.
387
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:25,833
[splashing]
388
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,208
Nice going, wolfy.
389
00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:32,250
Excellent work.
390
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,458
You wrecked
a perfectly good party.
391
00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:38,166
Not to mention a near-authentic
admiral's uniform.
392
00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:40,291
See? What did I say?
393
00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:42,250
Werewolves can't
control themselves,
394
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,291
and that will
put you in danger.
395
00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:45,583
No rule change.
396
00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:48,708
You two need to break up,
and the sooner the better.
397
00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:51,458
Now I'm going to flash out
before this clingy suit
398
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:54,000
makes it really awkward
for you guys.
399
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:58,458
Chancellor Tootietoot!
400
00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:05,250
Alex, why did you
make me do that?
401
00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:07,875
You completely blew our chance
of us ever being together.
402
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:10,166
I know, I'm so sorry.
I just...
403
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:13,208
I got jealous.
404
00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:16,291
What do we do?
405
00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:18,625
I guess we have to break up.
406
00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:22,875
But we can still
be close friends.
407
00:20:22,875 --> 00:20:25,708
There's no rules against that.
408
00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:31,375
Whatever we have to do
to still be around each other,
409
00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:32,875
I'll do.
410
00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:35,375
Friend.
411
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:40,375
Me, too. Friend.
412
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:46,708
- Sorry.
- Right.
413
00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:47,875
- Right.
- Friends.
414
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:49,416
Friends.
415
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:54,291
Awww! "The end."
416
00:20:54,291 --> 00:20:57,333
Aw, what a great
and tragic romance.
417
00:20:57,333 --> 00:21:00,458
I did it.
I finished my first novel.
418
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:03,583
[Jerry] Harper, can you
give me a hand?
419
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:04,875
[both screaming]
420
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:16,958
I don't know
what I was thinking.
421
00:21:16,958 --> 00:21:20,875
I'm not a WizTech professor.
422
00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:23,291
I'm just a future non-wizard.
423
00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:25,625
Oh, listen, sweetie.
424
00:21:25,625 --> 00:21:29,166
You want to try
the centaur stable gig?
425
00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:31,000
It's not so bad...
426
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,583
...if you have boots
up to your neck.
427
00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:38,833
Hey, Mr. Jeff.
428
00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:40,291
It's Justin.
429
00:21:40,291 --> 00:21:42,000
Yeah. Be happy I picked
a boy's name.
430
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,291
[laughs]
431
00:21:44,291 --> 00:21:46,583
Thanks for showing me that
Abraca-doodler thing.
432
00:21:46,583 --> 00:21:48,083
I'm gonna tell
the rest of the delinquents
433
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:49,583
that it's cool to
come back tomorrow.
434
00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:51,500
Really?
435
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,625
You hear that, Helen?
436
00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:55,583
Sure did.
437
00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:59,625
You could still turn them around
and get back in the competition.
438
00:21:59,625 --> 00:22:01,291
Yeah, Teach.
439
00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:07,000
Tell your mom you're
doing... a good job.
440
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,375
Is that another mom insult?
441
00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:13,333
No, I just thought she'd
appreciate hearing it.
442
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:17,625
Ah! You tell your mother
you're doing a good job, too.
443
00:22:17,625 --> 00:22:18,875
Don't talk about my mother.
444
00:22:18,875 --> 00:22:20,458
- [grunting]
- [yelling]
445
00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:23,833
Just sewed 'em back on!
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