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OK, OK, OK.
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Whoo! Oh my goodness,
we're back.
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All right.
That was a long walk.
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Yep, for some
of us it was.
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Excuse me.
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My arms are tired
from hanging on
and trying to steer.
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Your ears are really tiny
but really cute, as well.
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While we were stuck in
that government facility,
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I was afraid I'd never
see Waverly Place again.
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I missed you.
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There was definitely
a horse parade here recently.
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I must have lost
30 pounds on that walk.
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Do you know how long it's going
to take me to gain that back?
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[Justin] Why is the Sub Station
all boarded up?
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Oh, gosh.
I gotta get in there.
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Oh.
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I want to take a bath
without somebody yelling at me,
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"Hey, lady,
get out of my pool!"
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[Harper] Go away,
government agents!
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I have a soda gun
and it's loaded
with root beer!
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Harper, it's us.
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We escaped from
the government guys.
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[Harper] I'm not
fallin' for that.
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The real Russos are too lame
to escape from anywhere.
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Harper, open up.
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We'd flash in there,
but we don't have our powers.
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We only got back
by hitching rides,
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taking buses
and a lot of walking.
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You didn't walk at all.
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You had me carry you
like a camel.
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Love.
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[Harper] Too lazy to walk?
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Aw, Alex, it really is you!
Hold on, I'll let you in.
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I just have to dismantle
a bunch of booby traps
I set to protect myself.
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[metal clanking]
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[heavy thudding]
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[dials spinning]
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[clanking, crashing]
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Hi, guys.
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Oh! It's so good to be home.
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- [bell ringing]
- [screaming]
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Oops. I forgot
to get rid of that one.
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ That the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ But you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪
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♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪♪
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Um... I'm gonna go
check the lair.
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[metal clanking]
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I'm so glad you guys are safe,
but aren't you worried about
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the government agents
coming back for you?
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[scoffs] Do you really think
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they want anything
to do with us anymore?
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You guys don't even
have your powers.
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You're nothing
without them. Nothing.
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[Justin] Guys, come on! There's
something wrong with the portal.
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I can't contact anyone
in the Wizard World.
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I've tried wiz-com,
wiz-phone, wiz-text,
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and just straight up
yelling into the thing.
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[echoing] Hello?
Are you listening?
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Nothing but a wiz-echo.
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[scoffing] It's just
a regular echo, Mason.
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We don't put "wiz"
in front of everything.
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Look, the wiz-mergency
wiz-light is on.
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This means the powers
are still down.
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Oh, no. The government
must have captured everyone.
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This is bad. That
means they still have
Professor Crumbs too.
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Hello, I'd like to speak
with the officer in charge.
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What are you doing?
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I'm calling the police.
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We have to do something
to save the Wizard World.
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Hello, officer.
Yes, I'd like to report...
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That you are doing
a great job. Yep.
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Keep it up.
Love ya.
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Alex, what were
you gonna tell them?
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Not that I love them.
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People don't hear it enough.
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Alex, you know you
can't reveal magic.
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Oh, even I know that.
That's why I just make
people think I'm dumb.
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So if I slip up, they figure
"The kid's an idiot."
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And I slip up
all the time, so...
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...who's dumb now?
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Alex, you can't
call the police.
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We just need to lay low
for a while, until this
blows over
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and do nothing.
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The Wizard World is captured,
and you want us to do nothing?
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- Fine.
- Ah!
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The one time we ask the laziest
girl on Earth to do nothing,
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she wants to do something.
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I'm just happy she didn't ask me
to carry her up the stairs.
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Dad... so, uh,
what's the plan?
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Well, we're gonna take
down those boards,
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and we're gonna
re-open for business.
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OK, are we talking in code?
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N-no. It's business
as usual.
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There's the code.
I got it, I got it.
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Is anyone gonna help me
with this?
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[scoffs] Well, it's nice
to have you guys back.
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[groans] There's gotta be
something I can do to save
Professor Crumbs.
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For once in my life,
I'm not just satisfied
flipping through a magazine.
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Maybe what you need
is a new magazine.
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Would you like to have a look
at my Dogmopolitan?
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That's it.
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That's it. This would be
a huge story in a magazine.
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Or newspapers, or on TV.
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OK, first things first. I gotta
get my parents out of the house.
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And then, I'm gonna call
a bunch of reporters over,
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and expose that the government
is holding wizards.
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What will that do?
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The whole world will see
that wizards are people, too,
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and then they'll feel sorry
that they're captured,
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and force the government to let
Crumbs and the others go.
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Plus, I might get my picture
in a cool magazine.
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Exposing wizardry?
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Isn't that a big no-no
in the Wizard World?
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That would be
like a werewolf
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bum-scooching
in public.
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Mason.
[tsks]
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See?
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Ah. It feels good
to be back in business.
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Yes. Yes, it does, Father.
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But, oh wait. We cannot
be back in business.
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We are totally out of ham.
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How did that happen?
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You... you guys better go
to the butcher
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before we get swamped
by a bunch of ham lovers.
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You know what?
You're right.
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I think it's
National Ham Month.
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Theresa, grab some cash
and we'll go.
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[register dings]
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[screaming]
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Get it off! Get it off me!
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I got it, I got it.
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Careful, it takes
a very steady hand
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to keep the trap
from re-engaging.
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- [snapping]
- It re-engaged!
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- Get it off of me!
- I got it!
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- Harper.
- [snapping]
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[screaming]
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It snapped! It snapped!
Get it off!
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I thought you said you got
rid of all the booby traps.
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That one isn't mine.
But it sure was fun
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watching you go,
"It snapped, it snapped!"
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Pretty good booby trap, huh?
I've got them rigged
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all over this place to catch
any government intruders.
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Max, I said
"business as usual."
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And I thought that was code
for "Rig this place like
there's no tomorrow."
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You had better get rid
of all your booby traps
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by the time we get home
from ham shopping.
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Welcome everyone.
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I know that you're
all here because I said
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Lady Gaga would be
on a motorcycle
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jumping over a shark tank,
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but... OK. Um...
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But that was just
a front to get you here.
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I have something more
important to tell you.
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What could be more important
than Gaga?
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The government
has unfairly taken
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a whole population
of wizards hostage.
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That's right, wizards.
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[Alex] Wizards.
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I know because
I'm a wizard, too.
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Alex?
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[reporter] Wizards?
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Like, with magical powers?
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No, no.
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[stammering]
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Wizards. Powers.
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This is a prank,
and you all fell for it.
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You were like...
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OK, it's time to go now.
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You can all leave. Go.
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No, it's true.
It's true.
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And those are my brothers.
They're wizards, too.
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[groaning]
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And I'm a werewolf.
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Alex, what are you doing?
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I hope she doesn't tell
them we have wands.
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And we have wands.
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If the government hadn't
turned off my powers,
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I'd be able to turn that pen
you're holding into a snake.
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My powers are back!
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Oh, my gosh! And you all
just saw I'm a wizard.
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She is a wizard!
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[crowd chattering]
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[cameras clicking]
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This is amazing.
Wizardry exists!
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Now, go spread the word, so that
we can save the Wizard World.
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Go on! Go.
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[thunder rumbling]
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Professor Crumbs?
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Did you just...
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What happened with the swirling
and the reporters and...
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You have gotta teach me that!
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Alex Russo, you broke
the ultimate wizard rule:
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You exposed magic
to the world.
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Or rather,
attempted to.
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No, no, no, no. I...
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I was trying to save you.
You were trapped
with all the others.
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That whole secret
government facility
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was a creation of my
fertile imagination.
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What? So, you just
made all of that up?
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Who does that?
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The boss man does.
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It was a test.
A test to see
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if you were worthy of
becoming a full wizard.
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You failed miserably.
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A test? Wow.
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This wizard training thing
has gotten a lot tougher
since I did it.
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So all those reporters
weren't actually here?
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Mere ions from my wand.
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Although I am guilty of
going gaga for Lady Gaga.
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Wait. We got thrown
in jail, escaped,
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struggled home
for 2,000 miles,
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for a wizard test?
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Oh, ho. You owe me a new
pair of shoes, boss man.
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Agreed.
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Will these strappy sandals do?
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Oh!
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They're cute!
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Alex, I'll see you
in Wizard Court
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to face the charges
for exposing magic.
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It's the greatest crime
anyone can commit.
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I tried to stop her.
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Justin Russo, I'll see you
in Wizard Court as well.
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Pardon me?
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For exposing wizardry
to Agent Lamwood.
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To stop aliens from
attacking the Earth.
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Aliens. As if.
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Professor!
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What were you thinking?
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Um, I think we're
in the wrong place.
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Nope, this is Wizard Court.
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Wizards are very efficient
and like to do all their
court stuff in one place.
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Basketball court,
tennis court.
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Today at four o'clock,
Wizard's Court.
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[horn blowing]
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00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,375
It's four o'clock.
250
00:12:40,375 --> 00:12:44,875
Oh, man! Why isn't there a
food court? That is a court.
251
00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:48,958
Oh. It's Wizard Court already.
252
00:12:48,958 --> 00:12:51,416
I guess I stretched
for nothing.
253
00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:54,166
We will play a rematch later.
254
00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:55,708
[clears throat] All right.
255
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,291
Everybody, please
take their seat.
256
00:12:58,291 --> 00:12:59,708
Court is in session.
257
00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:05,583
Professor Crumbs
is my judge.
258
00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:07,125
What was I worried about?
259
00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:10,166
I've talked circles around
that guy tons of times.
260
00:13:10,166 --> 00:13:13,875
May I introduce our
endless panel of judges?
261
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:19,500
Oh, yeah. That's a lot of judges
to talk circles around.
262
00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:23,875
Alex and Justin Russo
are charged
263
00:13:23,875 --> 00:13:26,416
with exposing wizardry
to the world.
264
00:13:26,416 --> 00:13:29,333
[all booing]
265
00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:32,708
Justin Russo has requested
to defend himself.
266
00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:34,583
[single applause]
267
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:36,958
[whispering] Thanks, Mom.
268
00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:42,000
Alex Russo, meet your lawyer,
Mr. Loser.
269
00:13:45,166 --> 00:13:48,625
Seriously? I get a lawyer
named Mr. Loser?
270
00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:49,958
What's your first name?
271
00:13:49,958 --> 00:13:51,166
It's Bigtime.
272
00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:53,000
Bigtime Loser? Come on!
273
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,000
Alex, give him a chance.
He might be good.
274
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,833
My client would like
to plead guilty.
275
00:13:57,833 --> 00:14:00,291
I mean, not guilty.
I mean, double dribble.
Double fault.
276
00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:02,583
I'm not good at this. I quit.
I am such a loser!
277
00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:07,333
Don't worry, Alex. You don't
need that bigtime loser.
278
00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:09,750
I'm gonna do what you do best
and lie like crazy.
279
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:12,583
Aw, I love it
when we share things.
280
00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:16,208
Miss Russo, take the stand.
281
00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:18,166
Yes. Yes, Your Honor.
282
00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:22,708
Can I say, you look so handsome
in your little tennis get-up.
283
00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:25,333
You don't look a day
over 800 years old.
284
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:27,333
I know, I look good.
285
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,833
- Don't push it, Miss Russo.
- OK.
286
00:14:31,416 --> 00:14:36,416
Now, is it true that
you were held in a secret
government facility?
287
00:14:36,416 --> 00:14:40,125
[scoffs]
Secret government facility?
288
00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:42,750
No. No, I was never in a
secret government facility
289
00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,458
because it never existed.
290
00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:46,375
[all muttering]
291
00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:47,875
I beg to differ.
292
00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:50,625
Well, I beg for table scraps.
293
00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:57,250
Let's review the evidence,
shall we?
294
00:14:57,250 --> 00:15:00,333
Bring out the
crystal replay ball.
295
00:15:02,291 --> 00:15:03,875
We're gonna watch TV?
296
00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:05,875
Oh, now I really wish
they had a food court.
297
00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:08,416
I can't watch TV
without a corn dog.
298
00:15:08,416 --> 00:15:12,500
Here. I was saving it to
keep you quiet at church.
299
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:13,875
Just eat it.
300
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,958
Judges, I have proof
that Alex Russo
301
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:21,750
was held in a jail cell
at the government facility.
302
00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:25,458
Dad, I have my hidden
mini-wand in my boot.
303
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,125
I can get us out of here.
304
00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:34,000
What do you have to say
for yourself now, Miss Russo?
305
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,958
That thing gets a
really good picture.
306
00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:43,000
I can't find
my last booby trap.
Can you help me find it?
307
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,625
Oh, no. I don't want
any part of that.
308
00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:46,083
After everything that's
been going on,
309
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:49,000
all I want to do
is sit and relax.
310
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,833
[mechanical whirring]
311
00:15:56,875 --> 00:16:01,416
Max. Does your trap
include your clothes hamper
mounted to the ceiling?
312
00:16:01,416 --> 00:16:03,708
Yeah, it does. Let me know
if you see that, by the way.
313
00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:05,875
[sarcastic laugh]
314
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:07,875
Oh, that's it!
315
00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:10,250
Now, listen, Harper,
when you get up,
316
00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:12,708
a pile of dirty clothes,
snacks I didn't finish,
317
00:16:12,708 --> 00:16:15,708
bathroom floor hair and
banana peels will smother you.
318
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:19,416
It's like my own personal
avalanche of filth.
319
00:16:19,416 --> 00:16:22,458
Oh, man.
What a predicament I'm in.
320
00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:24,583
- It's bad.
- Yeah, it's...
321
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:27,291
But, you know, I have
to go to the bathroom.
322
00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:29,458
Hey, why don't you
sit here for a second?
323
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,833
Then I'll come back, and
then I'll figure this out.
324
00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:33,250
- Yeah.
- Yeah!
325
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:35,000
I guess we can
make that work.
Let's bum-scooch on three.
326
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,625
And then you're gonna
come right back, right?
327
00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:38,125
Yeah, I'm gonna be
right back.
328
00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:41,708
One... two...
329
00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:43,583
Three.
330
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:46,000
- Ciao, man.
- Nice.
331
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,958
That was a good bum-scooch.
OK, I'm gonna be back.
332
00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:51,083
- Right back.
- Yeah.
333
00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:53,875
[whistles] Hey, yo, taxi!
334
00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:55,083
[tires screeching]
335
00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:56,583
[horn honking]
336
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:04,708
Mr. Russo, if you are prepared
to defend yourself,
337
00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:06,583
you may proceed.
338
00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:09,291
The defense calls
Justin Russo.
339
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,166
[clears throat]
340
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:17,875
I'm sorry, Justin. I had
to bring you in for this.
341
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:20,875
Now I cross to the witness box
and I answer.
342
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,416
I understand.
343
00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:28,166
- [all muttering]
- Then I'm the lawyer again.
344
00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:29,458
You know something,
Justin?
345
00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:31,583
Quite frankly, you are
the most trustworthy,
346
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,416
honest guy that I know.
347
00:17:33,416 --> 00:17:38,208
And I find it unfathomable that
you could ever expose magic.
348
00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:41,833
Now go to the witness box.
This is good. This is good!
349
00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:45,875
I agree, Justin.
It is unfathomable.
350
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000
Stop this!
351
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,583
You're driving me crazy
with this back and forth.
352
00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:56,083
Duplicate yourself.
You're making me go...
353
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:57,708
Of course, sir.
354
00:17:58,583 --> 00:18:00,458
Edgebono-utoosis.
355
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:05,750
Gentlemen...
356
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:09,708
...of the basketball, tennis,
and Wizard Court.
357
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:11,625
I ask you,
358
00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:16,000
are we certain
that Justin was the one
who exposed wizardry?
359
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:20,875
Or, perhaps could it
have been someone who
merely looked like him?
360
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:25,250
Or, was it someone
who looked like me?
361
00:18:31,416 --> 00:18:32,875
[whispering] You're good.
362
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:34,583
You even got me convinced
I'm innocent.
363
00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:37,000
My client has
admitted guilt.
364
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,958
[all groaning]
365
00:18:39,958 --> 00:18:41,333
What?
366
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:44,208
The crystal replay ball,
please!
367
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,708
I'm a wizard.
368
00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:54,333
And I...
369
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,958
...rest my case.
370
00:18:56,958 --> 00:18:58,875
Why are you
doing this to me?
371
00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:01,625
Because I'm Justin and you know
me better than anyone.
372
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:05,708
You know that I abide
by truth and justice.
373
00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:08,458
[strained] And I
admire you for that.
374
00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:16,625
Very well, I think
we've heard enough.
375
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:21,833
The judges will now
deliberate at length.
376
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,166
[judges muttering]
377
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:24,833
What's that?
378
00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:26,708
You have a verdict already?
379
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:29,000
Oh, that's never good.
380
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:33,500
Judges, input your ruling.
381
00:19:39,625 --> 00:19:41,458
[loud buzzer]
382
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:43,083
Really?!
383
00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:45,291
Please stand for sentencing.
384
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,083
Alex Russo,
you are now demoted
385
00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:50,833
from level three
down to level one
386
00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:52,625
in your family
wizard competition.
387
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:55,208
But that's all the way
back to the beginning.
388
00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:57,875
And Justin Russo,
you have been demoted
389
00:19:57,875 --> 00:20:01,000
from level five
back to level one.
390
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,583
Level one?
391
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:04,500
But Max is a level three.
392
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,250
How are we gonna
catch up to him?
393
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:08,166
It will be nearly impossible.
394
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,875
There was only one sibling
who passed my test
395
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:14,000
who did not expose wizardry.
396
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,250
And it appears most likely
397
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:19,500
that Max Russo will be
the next family wizard.
398
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,250
- No!
- Come on!
399
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:24,708
Um, excuse me, Your Honor,
Professor Crumbs.
400
00:20:24,708 --> 00:20:26,625
I don't think that's
a good idea.
401
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,958
Max can be a little...
unpredictable.
402
00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:32,250
Oh, come on now.
I'm sure Max is on his way
403
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,291
to becoming an
outstanding citizen.
404
00:20:34,291 --> 00:20:35,750
Let me show the court
405
00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:38,875
what this young man
is all about.
406
00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:42,875
[makes motor, crashing sounds]
407
00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:48,458
Wait, why am I
sitting here again?
408
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:04,000
Buried in my own
avalanche of filth.
409
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,833
I love it.
410
00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:10,416
Yeah. That's disgusting.
411
00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:18,083
Wow. I can see why
you are concerned.
412
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:20,458
However, the penalty is set.
413
00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:23,125
Game. Set. Match.
414
00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:25,250
I'm off to tennis.
415
00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:29,416
I really thought I was
gonna be the family wizard.
416
00:21:29,416 --> 00:21:31,958
And I really thought
that some way, somehow,
417
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,500
I was gonna cheat you out
of being the family wizard.
418
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,333
Max. Max!
419
00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:48,583
Whassup?
420
00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:51,333
Look, we have something
important to tell you.
421
00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:54,875
It looks like you are going
to be the family wizard.
422
00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:58,583
Really? What about you guys?
423
00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:04,458
We got penalized,
and now you're way ahead.
424
00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:07,708
Well, then, that settles it.
425
00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:10,000
I'm gonna be
the family wizard.
426
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,958
Now who wants to help me reload
the hamper so we can celebrate?
427
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,000
[Harper] Follow me.
428
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,375
- Come on, where are
you guys going?
- [Harper whistling]
429
00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:21,750
- It's really easy...
- [Harper] Hey, yo! Taxi!
430
00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:23,583
[tires screeching,
horns honking]
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