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OK, now while your mother
and I are out of town
on our anniversary weekend
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I want you guys to take care of
the Sub Station's new mascot,
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Teddy Bear Cam... per.
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It's... it's a bear
that can camp.
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Well, don't all bears camp?
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'Cause they live in the woods.
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Well, what's that sticking out
of her belly button?
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- Is that a camera?
- No, it's nothing!
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And don't block it.
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It looks a lot like a camera.
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Harper, come here!
How's my make up?
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Oh! Good. Is my face shiny?
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'Cause sometimes in videos
I look like a glazed donut.
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Look, it's just a little old and
has some stuffing sticking out.
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Isn't that what Mom said about
you at the beach last summer?
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[Justin laughs heartily]
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Dad, look, I know the last time
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you left us in charge of
the sub shop we had a little
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Shakira/Uncle Kelbo
problem, with the...
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But, I'm here to promise you
that nothing bad will happen
this time while you're gone.
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OK, honey.
I'm ready to go.
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Happy anniversary, honey.
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Get ready for a romantic
weekend in Connecticut.
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I'll get us a cab.
Bye, kids. And remember,
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Teddy Bear Camper needs
to greet all the customers
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and watch the cash register.
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Mama, I thought your anniversary
was, like, next month?
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Oh... It is.
Your father forgot.
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This way I'll get another trip
next month when I remind him.
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It's all good.
OK, bye, guys!
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And don't try to pull anything
on me, like I'm pulling on him.
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Alex, come on, get to work.
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We're not gonna
let Dad down this time.
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Well, then maybe Dad
shouldn't see anything...
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- ...that would let him down.
- [gasps]
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- You can't do that.
- Oh, sure I can.
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Max will take the heat.
Watch. Max!
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- Yeah?
- Why did you throw Dad's
teddy bear into the trash?
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I don't know. I just do stuff,
all right? Get off my back.
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That'll work.
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Invite. Invite.
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Invite for you.
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Hey, guys, guess what?
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The crossing guard
accepted my friend request.
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I finally have enough friends
to throw a party.
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- Hey!
- Congratulations, Zeke.
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Oh, thanks! Justin, can I
start planning some party
hors d'oeuvres in your kitchen?
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Yes, Zeke, but we're dudes.
We don't say "hors d'oeuvres."
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Munchie-wunchies?
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- Just say "hors d'oeuvres."
- OK.
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This is great. I've always
wanted to crash a party.
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Max, you can't crash a party
if you're already invited to it.
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Well, then maybe...
I'm not invited.
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So, Alex, what are you
gonna wear to the party?
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I'm thinking my slippers,
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my gray sweats
with holes in them,
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and my dad's
old concert T-shirt
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from the band called
Oingo Boingo.
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That name cracks me up.
I don't...
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- Oh, my gosh!
- [woman] The owners
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of this unbelievably talented
dog say that he's been
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painting unusual pieces
ever since they found him here
in the Pocono Mountains...
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That's him. That's Mason.
He loved to paint.
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I don't think so, Alex.
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Every time you see a dog
in a human interest story
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you think it's Mason.
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Remember the skateboarding
bulldog?
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Yeah, you probably just
miss him so much
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you want to believe it's him.
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- Mm-hm.
- [woman] Most puzzling
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is the picture of this girl
he paints over and over.
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Some would say she's
a backwoods Mona Lisa.
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♪ Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ That the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ But you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪
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♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can have what you
want by the simplest of means ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪♪
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Alex, you don't even know
that's Mason.
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That's why I have to go.
To find out.
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The last time you saw him
he was running off into
the Transylvania woods.
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He's a wolf now.
You can't change that.
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Justin, if you had a chance
to be with Juliet for just
one more minute,
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even though she's old now,
would you take it?
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[sighs]
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Look, I'll be fine.
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But all you know is
that he's somewhere
in the Pocono Mountains.
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Max, how's your howling?
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[howls]
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- Never better.
- Let's go.
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[Justin] Max! Come...
Are you...?!
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[sighs]
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If Mom and Dad find out
that Alex and Max
got eaten by a wolf,
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Guess who's grounded? Me!
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Well, then go help her.
Zeke and I will watch the shop.
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Besides, it'll give me
a chance to be alone with him
for our first kiss.
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You're not gonna
wait till the party?
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[scoffs] There's gonna be
enough awkwardness at the party
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just with Zeke dancing, I don't
wanna add a first kiss to that.
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[Zeke] Hey, guys!
I figured it out.
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We're having 14-layer bean dip
at my party!
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[moaning with delight]
Mmm! So good!
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Well...
[clears throat]
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- Good luck with that kiss,
Harper.
- Yep.
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[groans] We've looked everywhere
in these woods.
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Maybe we'll have luck here.
Do it again, Max.
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[howling]
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[animal returns howl]
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Knock on the door and
see if they know anything.
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Come on in, it's open.
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I'm so sorry.
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Oh, don't you mind that.
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Pa is gonna fix it as soon
as it's our turn for
the town screwdriver.
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Well, just don't stand there
collecting dust. Come on in.
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Pa, put your knittin' down.
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Junior we got company.
Put your shoe on.
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I'm sorry, we don't
mean to bother you,
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we just wanted to come by and
talk to you about your wolf...
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- [grunts]
- Dog! Painting dog.
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Why?
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We don't need no city folk
looky-loos, gawking at Doug.
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Sir, we're not looky-loos.
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We are...
We are from... the museum.
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- Mm-hm.
- Museum? Which museum?
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- The...
- The famous museum...
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- ...famous...
- ...of art and statues...
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- Statues. Mm-hm.
- ...and stuff.
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I heard of that.
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You have?
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You callin' me a liar?
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Of course not.
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We would like to have
an exhibit of Doug's artwork
for the museum.
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Why sure,
Mr. Museum Feller.
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Junior, go fetch Doug.
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Pa, why don't you heat up
some of your squirrel stew
for these nice folks?
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- All right.
- Excuse me, I can't eat that.
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I hate stew.
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Can you put the squirrel
in something else, possibly?
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Uh... Squirrel kabobs?
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Keep 'em coming!
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That dog looks
just like Mason.
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I need to know for sure.
Keep them busy.
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Junior, can... can I have
a better look at Doug,
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over here by the...
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...by the corn?
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So, you guys,...
this is a...
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...a lovely home you have.
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Can you show me around
a little bit?
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Can you, uh... Ho-ho!
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Can you tell me a little bit
about this here chair?
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Oh! That's Junior's
time out chair.
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Sometimes I'm bad.
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- Mason, is that you?
- [Justin] This piece
of artwork over here...
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...you mind explaining it
to me?
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There's only one way
to find out.
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[Ma] We need them to stuff
a mattress for Junior.
He's gonna sleep inside soon.
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[Junior chuckling] Oh, yeah!
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I've missed you so much.
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Wow. How much did you
splurge on this, Jerry?
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[car horn honks]
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How much did you
save on this, Jerry?
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Enough to get us a free night.
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Or a hot fudge sundae.
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This room costs the same
as a hot fudge sundae?
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Yeah, but if you get nuts,
then it's more than the room.
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Hey, look, my spy bear's
hooked up.
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Let's see what's going on.
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What?! They threw my
teddy bear cam in the trash?
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I'm gonna call and find out
what's happening.
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- [dial tone]
- A dollar a minute?!
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♪ [rapping] Hey, Zeke,
why you so smart? ♪
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♪ I don't know, I'm just good
I know it [grunts] ♪
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Hi.
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Uh... Zeke,
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I just wanted to thank you
for staying here with me
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while our friends are out
looking for their dog.
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I would have been here
all alone.
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And now it's just
you and I here.
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All alone.
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Yeah, I hate being alone.
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But, I'm probably alone
a lot because I'm not
a very good listener.
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I mean, I didn't even know
Justin had a dog.
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Well, since it's just
you and me here alone,
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maybe we should talk
about taking the next step
in our relationship.
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Is your arm OK?
You keep doing this with it?
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It's... it's fine, Zeke.
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Well, I definitely agree.
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As long as that next step
in our relationship
involves better listening.
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Because Justin probably
told me he had a dog
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and it just went blah-blah-blah
in this ear, and blah-blah-blah
out that ear.
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Just forget about the dog, OK?
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[telephone rings]
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We're busy!
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So, where... were we?
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I was... cleaning that table.
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Mm-mm! Now that is some
yummy-licious squirrel, Pa.
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You sure you don't want some,
Museum Lady?
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Well, why don't I fix
some possum pie
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after we do some
music entertainin'?
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Squirrel kabobs and a show?
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I love me the country life.
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Am I holding this thing
upside down, or should I...
'Cause...
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It doesn't matter.
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All right, boys,
follow along now.
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A one and a two,
and a one, two...
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[bluegrass music]
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- Alex?
- Mason!
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You changed me back.
Thank you.
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I didn't do it.
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Ha! You was right, Ma.
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That news story
snagged us some wiz-ards.
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They's just like us.
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Who changed you back?
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- We did.
- How?
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Who cares?
I've got Mason back.
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Yep, Junior.
They's wizards like us.
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No they ain't.
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We're country wizards.
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Oh my gosh,
country wizard wands.
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Hey, what's going on?
And how did you get Mason?
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Hold your horses, Alex.
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They got hairpin triggers.
Don't get them riled up.
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Sorry, I guess some of their
quaint country colloquialisms
have rubbed off on me.
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We went through our portal
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to check the squirrel traps
in the Transylvania woods.
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Yep. We found Mason,
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took him in, had ourselves
a new huntin' dog,
239
00:13:56,375 --> 00:14:00,083
so Junior here don't
have to fetch the game
in his mouth no more.
240
00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:02,000
Nope.
241
00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:07,291
When we weren't huntin',
we kept Mason in the shed
242
00:14:07,291 --> 00:14:10,125
where he commenced to paintin'
pictures of a pretty girl.
243
00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:12,375
Since we found him
in the Transylvania woods,
244
00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:14,458
we figured she was
a wizard girl.
245
00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:17,583
Ah-ha! Then you
convinced the people from
the television program
246
00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:21,625
to do a piece on an
artistic dog to attract
another wizard family to you.
247
00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:26,208
No. We got the folks
in the TV box to do
a movin' picture show
248
00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:30,625
on a fancy drawin' dog to
lure another wizard clan to us.
249
00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:35,208
OK...
250
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,583
So we're here. Now what?
251
00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,833
- We want your portal.
- What?!
252
00:14:39,833 --> 00:14:41,166
You see that?
253
00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:43,166
To the world,
it's an outhouse.
254
00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:47,250
To us, it's our Lair
with our portal inside.
255
00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:49,333
By the way, I stitched that.
256
00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:55,708
The dang county lawman told us
we had to build
an indoor bathroom,
257
00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:58,875
and then they bulldozed
our Outhouse Lair.
258
00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:02,958
Dad would have really liked
sitting in an Outhouse Lair.
259
00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:07,458
Every wizard family
only gets one portal.
260
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:09,458
So you guys have no way
back into the wizard world.
261
00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:11,708
Here's what I'm proposin':
262
00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:15,875
You give us your portal
and we let wolf-boy here
go home with Missy.
263
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:18,000
- Deal.
- No deal!
264
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,750
You country wizards
is e-vil.
265
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:24,625
See, now you got me
gesticulatin' and figgerin'
like yous do.
266
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:27,000
That's e-vil.
267
00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:34,500
Look, I know how much you
and Mason care for each other,
but I'm sorry.
268
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:38,708
There's no way we can give up
our portal. I hope you
can understand one day.
269
00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:43,083
Ma, Pa, please let Mason
go with me. I love him.
270
00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:44,875
It's not like
he's any use to you.
271
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:48,875
If you ain't gonna make a deal,
you best get.
272
00:15:48,875 --> 00:15:51,000
Now! Move it!
273
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:54,291
Not you.
274
00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:56,875
Justin! We can't leave Mason.
275
00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:59,125
There's nothing we can do, Alex.
We've got to get out of here.
276
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,458
These guys mean business.
277
00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:02,833
- You still here?
- Get off our land!
278
00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:04,708
- Come on!
- Wait.
279
00:16:04,708 --> 00:16:06,875
I have to say
goodbye to Mason.
280
00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:14,458
Oh... they changed you back.
281
00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:23,125
I'll trade you our portal
for Mason. Wait for me
to flash you into our Lair.
282
00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:29,416
Hey. Hi. Excuse me.
283
00:16:29,416 --> 00:16:32,416
Before I go, you think I can
have a squirrel doggie bag?
284
00:16:32,416 --> 00:16:35,875
Perhaps wrapped in foil,
in the shape of a crab?
285
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:38,875
Son, you make
less than no sense.
286
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,083
- You just made yourselves
an enemy...
- Come on!
287
00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:53,125
I'm Zeke,
I'll be your server.
288
00:16:57,416 --> 00:17:02,166
Zeke, what color are my eyes
when you look real close?
289
00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:04,750
Oh, the distance has no effect
on the eye color.
290
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:07,000
If it's hazel from here,
it's hazel from there.
291
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,583
[sighs]
292
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:11,250
I knew dating a younger
woman would have its challenges.
293
00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:17,750
So, how'd it go?
294
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:22,375
Pretty good. I ate squirrel,
made some new enemies.
295
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,000
It was a regular day.
296
00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:29,375
So, how'd it go?
297
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,083
How'd it go?
298
00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:36,958
- Was it Mason?
- Yes.
299
00:17:36,958 --> 00:17:41,125
It was him, but he's being held
by some country wizards
300
00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:46,000
who grow corn by their beds,
and have a son with one shoe.
301
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,375
Oh, good. I thought you were
gonna say something crazy.
302
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:53,083
[coughing]
303
00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:54,875
I was on my ninth layer
of the bean dip
304
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:57,625
and I got a jalapeño seed
stuck in my throat.
305
00:17:57,625 --> 00:17:59,833
Get... cough...
[imitates coughing]
306
00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:04,458
- Ah! It's stuck in my nose!
- [both shouting]
307
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:08,333
Now it's in my eye!
It's a traveling jalapeno seed!
308
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:09,833
I'll go get the eye wash.
309
00:18:09,833 --> 00:18:11,458
[high-pitched screaming]
310
00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:20,250
Zeke, this party has you
all stressed out, man.
311
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:23,000
It's not the party, man.
It's Harper.
312
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,500
I think she's trying to get me
alone so she can kiss me.
313
00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:29,083
It's my first time.
314
00:18:30,416 --> 00:18:32,708
I know.
315
00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:34,583
- I really think
you should do it.
- [Zeke] Yeah?
316
00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:39,458
Take it from someone who has had
a ton of experience in amour.
317
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:45,250
Alex!
318
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,125
We are pleased as punch
319
00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:49,958
you decided to
make the swap, Missy.
320
00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:51,708
I'd swap anything for Mason.
321
00:18:51,708 --> 00:18:55,083
Giving up your portal
is an enormous sacrifice, Alex.
322
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:56,708
Are you sure you
won't ever regret this?
323
00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:58,833
[scoffs] Regret is for the weak.
324
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:03,458
That's my Alex,
lovely and scary.
325
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:07,250
Well, let's get this show
on the road.
326
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:08,750
[Justin] Get what show
on the road?
327
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,875
Alex, what are you doing?!
328
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:12,708
What are they doing here?
329
00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:15,416
Who cares? I've been waiting
for this opportunity.
330
00:19:15,416 --> 00:19:19,583
Ahh... hello.
Welcome to my home.
331
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:22,208
Are you hungry?
Can I get you something to eat?
332
00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:23,583
You get nothing.
333
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:27,416
[laughs] Revenge is sweet,
isn't it?
334
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:31,750
Alex, I won't let you
give away our portal.
335
00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:35,250
Oh, I am so sorry,
my dear brother,
336
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,750
but you are too late
to stop me
337
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:41,750
from trading our portal
for Mason's return.
338
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:43,416
You... Look at the door!
339
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:50,083
You see?
340
00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:54,958
Our portal will soon be removed
by their mighty lumberjack saw.
341
00:19:54,958 --> 00:19:57,583
- [chuckles] Yep. That's me.
- [saw hums]
342
00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:03,000
Oh, well then,
we should show them the door.
343
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,708
Which is right behind me.
Purple.
344
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,708
Yes, yes. Now, you guys
go check it out,
345
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,000
because once we trade,
there's not any un-trades.
346
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,458
Sure is dark.
347
00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:18,083
It's the energy-saver model.
348
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:20,625
Oh, they're goin' green, Ma.
349
00:20:21,833 --> 00:20:23,958
Uh, the light switch
is there over to the left.
350
00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:27,708
Further. Further.
A little bit further.
Little bit... yeah.
351
00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:31,583
- [Pa] Hey!
- [Ma] You tricked us!
We got no powers in here!
352
00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:33,583
- It's locked.
- [pounding on door]
353
00:20:34,958 --> 00:20:37,833
Knock knock. Who's there?
Disappear. Disappear who?
354
00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:40,083
Dis appears to be a door
eaten by termites.
355
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:54,833
That was amazing! Instantly
picked up on Alex's game.
356
00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:56,833
Yep, my skills are sharp.
357
00:20:56,833 --> 00:20:59,500
Razor sharp.
358
00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:03,750
- Where did you send them?
- I don't know.
359
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:07,875
They're just floating in some
magical limbo somewhere.
But who cares?
360
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,000
The important thing is that
we're back together.
361
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:16,166
[whines] No!
362
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:18,708
What happened?
363
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:23,125
Well, maybe you broke
your deal with them,
364
00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:25,250
so they broke
their deal with you.
365
00:21:26,958 --> 00:21:29,416
What am I gonna do, Justin?
366
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:32,166
I don't know.
367
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,750
[dog whines]
368
00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:39,458
[Alex] Next time on
Wizards of Waverly Place:
369
00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:41,458
I can't believe it.
370
00:21:41,458 --> 00:21:43,208
My true love is a wolf again.
371
00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:46,083
I give up! I'm never gonna get
you to kiss me, Zeke Beakerman!
372
00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:49,958
If we just play these,
maybe it'll turn Mason
into human again.
373
00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:53,083
I believe that Mason will
be stuck in this...
374
00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:55,291
...in-between stage,
we'll call it.
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