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And this is
the hallway.
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A long corridor
that students can use
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to mosey from
class to class.
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I know what
a hallway is, Laritate.
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Right. Sorry.
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Uh, Superintendent Clanton,
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it's just that
I'm a little nervous.
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Your surprise school inspection
caught me totally off-guard.
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Yes, that's
the surprise part.
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You'll be fine as long as you've
been running a shipshape ship.
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[playing out-of tune]
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Oh, hey. I just joined the
school's one-man marching band.
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We don't have a
one-man marching band, Max.
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I can see why,
'cause I sound terrible.
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See you guys later.
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Unsafe use of
musical instruments.
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I can explain that.
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Actually, I can't.
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Quick, Justin.
Say something amazing.
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An object in motion
tends to stay in motion
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unless acted upon by an
external, unbalanced, force.
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Good enough.
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Let's get you out of here while
that's still fresh in your mind.
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Out of my way, people.
Coming through!
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Alex, what is going on?
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Don't you remember?
It's Roller Skates and Pie Day.
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I've been planning this
for months.
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Roller Skates
and Pie Day?
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What kind of a rusty freighter
are you running, Captain?
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Don't worry. I'll pull in the
reins on this cattle drive.
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- Alex, come back here.
- Nope!
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This is not
a good time for this.
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Look...
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...what you did!
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You know, the fact that
I don't know who you are
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makes this even
more satisfying.
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And interestingly enough,
that was a perfect example
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of the law
I was just describing.
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The object in motion...
Stay with me now, her...
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Not now with
the nerd stuff, Justin.
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Laritate, you have obviously
lost control of the helm.
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And it seems that
this young sailor here
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may be the iceberg
that sinks your Titanic.
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[giggles] Oh, that's very sweet
of you to say. Thank you.
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Laritate, as you know,
it is the job of the principal
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to control his students
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and sink their spirit
whenever possible.
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If you're not up to the task,
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I have no choice but to
relieve you of your command.
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- What are you saying?
- I'm saying...
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...stand down
from the bridge.
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Are you saying I should
get out of the saddle?
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That's horsefeathers!
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I'm sorry. I don't know
what that means.
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Oh, for gosh sakes,
he just fired you,
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and he's upset
about it.
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You're making a very huge
mistake, Superintendent Clanton.
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Would it make you feel better
if I gave you a goodbye pie?
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I'm in no mood,
Miss Russo.
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It's lemon meringue.
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Thank you.
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♪ Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ That the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ But you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪
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♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can have what you
want by the simplest of means ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪♪
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Keep moving, deckhands.
Get to class.
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Iceberg alert.
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Hello,
Superintendent Clanton.
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You know, I was thinking
of funny things I could do
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that'd drive you crazy.
But then I thought,
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"Alex, why not give
the poor guy a break?"
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So I baked you
this cake instead.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Uh-huh...
Mmm-hmm...
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Ah! The ol'
fish-in-the-cake bit.
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Yum. I like to eat
the middle first, too.
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I'm on to you, Russo.
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I used to be a gym teacher.
Do you know what that means?
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It means I was
kicked out of the Navy.
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That's right.
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Four and a half weeks
of basic training,
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so you don't
scare me one bit.
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[clears throat] Ahoy there,
Superintendent Clanton.
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Hello, barnacle.
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I would just like to welcome
you, sir, to our school
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with a basket full
of fruits and bath oils,
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courtesy of the
Student Body President
and future valedictorian.
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No, thank you.
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I have no respect for students
who use their good grades
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and stellar behavior
to curry favor with authority.
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Hey, what are you guys
talking about?
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My word. What is
that on your head?
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That would be his
mashed potato helmet.
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Correction, Alex, it was
my mashed potato helmet.
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At some point during my walk to
school it became my bug helmet.
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Need I remind
you students
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things are different now
that Laritate is gone.
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Behavior like yours
will no longer be tolerated.
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And to prove
that I mean business,
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I'm amplifying my voice
with this bullhorn.
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Now drop
and give me 20.
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All of you.
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All right, look.
I'll give you 20 bucks,
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'cause the whole workout thing
isn't really my scene.
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Just do the push-ups, sailor.
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If you have to,
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you can do the girly version
like your brother.
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It allows me to do
more reps for tone.
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We need to get
Mr. Laritate back.
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He likes my fish cake.
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Once, he threw away the cake
and ate the fish.
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Keep going, mashed potato-head.
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- Hey, how was school?
- Horrible.
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Look at how our new principal's
making everybody dress.
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I mean, how are we
supposed to tell
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the weirdos from the losers?
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I think I could
make that work, don't you?
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No. It's hideous.
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OK, but I'm asking if
it's acceptable for me
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to wear young people's clothes.
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Ah, greetings and
salutations darling mother.
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Honorable father.
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Would any of you care
for a nutritious snack?
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Max? Are you feeling OK?
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Never better, actually.
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Our new principal's
strict rules and dress codes
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have taken the guesswork
out of my life.
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I feel so much
more focused now.
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Can we please agree to leave
the pillows as we found them?
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Thank you very much.
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Jerry. There's something
seriously wrong with our son.
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Isn't it great?
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No, it's not great.
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Look what I found
in his backpack.
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Jerry, those are
college brochures.
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I know.
I can't pay for that.
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You cannot just leave here
wearing a mashed potato helmet
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and come sauntering back in
wanting to go to college.
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Alex, I heard at the hobby shop
that Mr. Laritate took a new job
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at some place called, huh,
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Wild Bill's Western Round-Up
and Tent Rental.
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That's great. We've got to get
down there and convince him
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to come back to school.
Come on, Max.
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I don't think so, Alex.
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With my new appreciation
of law and order,
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I'd much rather stay home and
conform to the rules of society.
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OK.
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Mr. Laritate, we really need
to talk to you right now.
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Howdy, buckaroos.
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Can I interest you in a ride
on one of my prized broncos?
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No, this is important.
See, the thing is...
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Seriously, I can't talk to you
unless you're riding the horses
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or renting the tent.
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Whoa, whoa! I was gonna
get on that short one.
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- Go.
- You know
I'm afraid of heights!
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Westward ho!
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All right, what did you
need to talk to me about?
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You need to come back
to Tribeca Prep.
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Superintendent Clanton's the
worst. He's not afraid of Alex,
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he doesn't find me charming,
he's making Max make sense,
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which is...
It's all backwards!
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I'd like to help you kids,
but, unfortunately,
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I'm finally living the life
I was meant to live.
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As a part-time employee of
Wild Bill's Western Round-Up?
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Yes. Take a look around.
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The life of the cowboy.
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Where men can be men and
the stallions can roam free
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along the wide open plain.
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Who am I kidding? This is
nothing like the Old West.
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Just a tent in a parking lot.
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Unfortunately, I was born
at the wrong time in history.
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Working here at Wild Bill's
is as close as I'll ever get
to living my dream.
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Woo-hoo! This is fun.
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I'm gonna
call you Scout.
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Yeah...
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There's just no place for me
in this modern world
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with its creamy-licious
coffee drinks
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and its crazy doo-wop music.
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I'd like to help you kids,
but I'm sorry, I can't.
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♪ Who's the best
pony in the world? ♪
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♪ Scout is, Scout is ♪
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- ♪ Scout, yes you are ♪
- Justin!
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I think I made
a new friend.
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Right. Uh... OK, OK!
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If we can figure out a way
to prove to Mr. Laritate
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that his life wouldn't
be better if he were a cowboy,
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then that's what we need to do.
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- Wait a minute. I have an idea.
- OK.
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I'm gonna go
to the Sub Station.
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You get Mr. Laritate to come
there when his shift is done.
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So, uh, where are those musky
aftershaves you promised me?
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I'll get them in just
a second, Mr. Laritate.
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Wait right here.
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OK, He's here.
What's the plan?
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Watch.
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Say good night
out like a light
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[snores]
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I hope you have more
to your plan than this.
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Old West, right away
Yippie-yi-ki-yay
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[ragtime music plays]
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You brought us back
to the Old West!
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Yes, so that Mr. Laritate can
see that living in the Old West
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isn't as great
as he thinks it is.
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Then he'll let go of this
crazy dream once and for all,
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and want to be our
principal again.
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Alex.
What did you do?
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Yeah, I was just hiding Max's
textbooks when, all of a sudden,
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I'm in this
ridiculous outfit.
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Although I do like
this corset.
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Yeah, why didn't
I get one of those?
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Don't worry. We're doing
something that'll teach our
principal a valuable lesson.
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You mean the guy passed out
on the floor over there?
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Yes, and when he comes to,
everybody just act westerny.
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I don't know how
to act westerny.
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Just say "Howdy, pardner"
and "I reckon" a lot.
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I call the word,
"varmint."
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[groans]
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Oh, what happened?
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- What's going on?
- You're having a dream.
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Oh, my gosh, I am.
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I'm dreaming about
being in the Old West.
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And, look, I'm the sheriff.
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[clears throat]
Uh, yes, well...
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Now that you're here,
pardner,
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you can see
that the Old West
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is a terrible place
to live, pardner.
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There's no vending machines,
no air conditioning,
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and no microwavable
popcorn... pardner.
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And, look, there's only
two things on the menu.
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00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:10,375
I reckon you want to
get out of here right now,
244
00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:13,375
- I reckon.
- Pardner.
245
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,125
Are you kidding?
246
00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:20,250
Coyote cutlets
and possum-tail soup.
247
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:24,500
I'll have one of each.
Range and Strange!
248
00:14:26,291 --> 00:14:28,958
Great! He's loving all this.
Now what are we gonna do?
249
00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:30,583
Don't worry.
250
00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:34,958
I'll create an evil
villain that'll scare
the Old West out of him.
251
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:38,458
Bad, bad Leroy Brown,
run Laritate out of town.
252
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:55,458
Hey, why did everybody get
so quiet all of a sudden?
253
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:04,416
My listenin' holes tell me
254
00:15:04,416 --> 00:15:08,625
there's a
new sheriff in town.
255
00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:11,166
Superintendent Clanton?
256
00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:13,375
I don't know what
fancy words yer hurlin',
257
00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:16,583
but the name's
Old Man Clanton.
258
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:20,000
Has been since
I was 12 years old.
259
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,000
Know why?
260
00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:25,625
'Cause I took down
my old man.
261
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:32,500
Now, you best skedaddle,
law man.
262
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:35,125
Or I reckon you might be
answerin' to this here
263
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:39,208
gang of outlaws,
hooligans
264
00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:41,958
and assorted yahoos.
265
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:44,958
Oh, my gosh.
266
00:15:44,958 --> 00:15:48,000
He knows more cowboy words
than I do.
267
00:15:49,291 --> 00:15:51,583
You were right. There's
no way Laritate's gonna
268
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,083
want to stay here
with these guys.
269
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:12,458
What's the matter?
Ya yellow-bellied?
270
00:16:14,291 --> 00:16:16,833
No.
271
00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:19,750
Are you yellow-bellied?
272
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:20,750
No.
273
00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:24,875
Are you?
274
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:29,291
Oh, well, this could
take forever.
275
00:16:29,291 --> 00:16:31,708
Mr. Laritate?
Um... Oh!
276
00:16:31,708 --> 00:16:33,583
What's that, Sheriff?
277
00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:37,208
You think that vest makes
Old Man Clanton look like a
278
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:40,166
dumb... cactus... buzzard?
279
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,458
What? I didn't say...
280
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:45,458
Listen here, law man.
281
00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:50,333
Nobody,
and I mean nobody
282
00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:54,583
calls me a dumb cactus...
buzzard?
283
00:16:57,875 --> 00:17:02,500
...buzzard and
gets away with it.
284
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:03,875
Get him, boys!
285
00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:06,458
[all shouting, grunting]
286
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,833
[up-tempo music plays]
287
00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:22,416
[crashing]
288
00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:32,166
Oh, thank you.
289
00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:43,000
Oh, my goodness.
Total lawlessness.
290
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:47,291
[Max] Excuse me.
291
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:52,833
Total lawlessness!
292
00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:57,083
- [laughs]
- [all shouting]
293
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:40,708
Oh, my gosh.
Mr. Laritate won.
294
00:18:40,708 --> 00:18:43,208
I... I can't believe it.
Is it over?
295
00:18:47,583 --> 00:18:48,875
Yep, it's over.
296
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:53,875
Hot smoke and sassafras!
297
00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:59,708
Looks like those dudes
picked on the wrong cow.
298
00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:04,416
I realize I just
called myself a cow,
299
00:19:04,416 --> 00:19:06,875
but I'm in too good
of a mood to care.
300
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:08,708
It looks like my plan
to get Laritate
301
00:19:08,708 --> 00:19:10,875
to hate the Old West
didn't work.
302
00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:15,833
You were right, Mr. Laritate.
303
00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:18,000
You were meant to
be a cowboy after all.
304
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,250
You bet your
Mexican blankets I was.
305
00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:25,875
He's never gonna come back
to Tribeca Prep with us now.
306
00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:28,875
Come on, let's go.
307
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:34,333
Wait. I don't want
to stay here.
308
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:36,458
You don't?
309
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:39,208
I horsewhipped the outlaws
of the Old West.
310
00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:41,375
I got my gumption back.
311
00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:45,500
Now I need to take care of
the outlaws of the modern day.
312
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:50,625
Just as soon as I wake up
from this glorious dream.
313
00:19:57,416 --> 00:20:00,708
Modern day, right away
Yippie-yi-ki-yay
314
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,458
Now, you listen,
Clanton.
315
00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:13,458
I've got something to say.
316
00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:14,958
I'm the principal
of this school,
317
00:20:14,958 --> 00:20:18,333
and I aim to stake my claim
and take my job back.
318
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:20,583
You can't just barge in here
319
00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:24,416
and bully your way back
into your job, Laritate.
320
00:20:24,416 --> 00:20:26,458
This isn't the Old West.
321
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:30,250
Or is it? Posse!
322
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:38,125
Cute. Now go change,
you're out of uniform.
323
00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:40,750
No. These are
our uniforms.
324
00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:46,583
Oh... Disobeying orders.
325
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:48,708
You all have detention.
326
00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:51,375
Well, you're gonna have to put
the entire school in detention,
327
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,958
because everybody in school's
wearing western wear.
328
00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:56,625
No, don't look.
Just take my word for it.
329
00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:58,500
Yeah, take her
word for it,
330
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,583
because we're
all behind Laritate.
331
00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:03,166
You...
332
00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:05,333
You're turning
everyone against me.
333
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:07,375
Just like Chief Petty Officer
Gunther did
334
00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:09,250
back in basic training
in the Navy.
335
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:13,125
Who cares if I wouldn't share
the cupcakes in my foot locker!
336
00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:18,583
Mommy sent them to me!
337
00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:20,500
Are we having cupcakes?
338
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,625
Vamoose, Clanton.
339
00:21:25,291 --> 00:21:26,458
That's right.
340
00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:30,291
You can catch the 3:10
to Cupcakeville.
341
00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:31,458
Pardner!
342
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,208
You're all meanies.
343
00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:37,125
You can have this job.
344
00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:38,458
Abandon ship!
345
00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:43,291
You know what
your problem is, Clanton?
346
00:21:43,291 --> 00:21:46,125
When things get tough,
you give up.
347
00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:49,583
I could never do that
to these kids.
348
00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:52,625
When the going gets rough,
349
00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:57,416
this cowboy sticks around
and goes down with the ship.
350
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:02,583
And, occasionally,
we don't go down.
351
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:06,250
Not today.
352
00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:08,083
I found his cupcakes.
353
00:22:11,375 --> 00:22:13,708
It's good to be
back in the saddle.
354
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,625
Anyway, so she turned out
to be a centaur
355
00:22:17,625 --> 00:22:19,625
so we broke up.
356
00:22:19,625 --> 00:22:21,458
I think you might
like her, though.
357
00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:24,333
Well, the horse half anyway.
358
00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:27,708
Mine's broken.
The head's on the wrong end.
359
00:22:27,708 --> 00:22:31,583
Or maybe I'm broken.
But, nice beard.
360
00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:33,708
I'm gonna
name mine Justin.
361
00:22:33,708 --> 00:22:37,416
Because he's got weird hair
and he walks around in circles.
362
00:22:37,416 --> 00:22:39,583
Hi, Justin, nice hair.
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