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Shoot, there's something
I've been trying to remember
for the past few days.
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Was it that I'm halfway
between birthdays
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and you wanted to bake me
a half-birthday cake?
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That's a full cake.
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Don't let the word
"half" trick you.
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Daddy, stop trying
to take advantage of her.
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Hey, she lives here now.
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I can exploit her
just like I exploit
the rest of you people.
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Sorry about that, Harper.
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But out of curiosity,
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were you gonna get me
a flat screen TV
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I could mount onto
the ceiling? I really
hate sitting up.
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No, I don't think it...
Wait a minute.
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TV... TV...
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Oh, no fair!
You're gonna get a TV!
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TV... Stevie.
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Stevie! I think it had
something to do
with Stevie.
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Our friend Stevie?
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Oh, was it that I wanted
to borrow her cute boots
and that shredded top?
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I thought you were allergic
to other people's clothes.
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That's why you never
borrow mine.
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Why don't you
jog her memory with the
"Jog Your Memory" spell?
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Oh, that's what
that spell does? [scoffs]
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I saw the word "jog"
and I bailed.
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Do what you say
Say what you mean.
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One thing leads to another.
Remember!
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I remember!
Stevie took out her wand
and did a spell.
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She's a wizard!
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Oh, my gosh!
Stevie's a wizard?!
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Quick, Harper.
Bake a cake to celebrate.
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And just so we're clear,
that's two cakes.
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♪ Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ That the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ But you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪
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♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can have what you
want by the simplest of means ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪♪
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As your student body
president, people,
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I'm happy to announce
that we are now
accepting volunteers
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to help build this year's
homecoming float, everyone!
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- Huh? Huh?
- Huh?
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[both groan]
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[both] Huh? Huh?
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[both groan]
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Hey, this may be
your only chance
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- you ever get to build
a homecoming float.
- Huh?
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Well, unless your job
is professional
float maker. [gasps]
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I need to go see
the guidance counselor.
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I'm not signing up
for your stupid thing.
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I wouldn't want you
to help anyway. [mocking]
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[mocking in return]
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All right. There's Stevie.
We have to be careful.
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We can't just come
right out and ask her
if she's a wizard.
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OK.
I'll follow your lead.
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Hey, Stevie.
Harper wants to know
if you're a wizard.
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- What?
- [laughs] She didn't finish.
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What she meant to say was...
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...are you a wizard...
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...of... Oz?
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I'm not good at this.
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Oh, who cares?
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If anything goes wrong,
I'll just erase her brain.
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Did you just say
something about
erasing people's brains?
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Well, that depends.
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Do you find the idea
of brain erasing
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ridiculous
or un-ridiculous?
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I find it ridiculous
that you would think
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that I would find it
un-ridiculous.
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As I hear people say
all the time,
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and cannot spell,
"touché."
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[school bell rings]
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Yep, that's right.
[whispers] I'm a wizard.
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[gasps] OK, before I get
too excited about this,
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would you be terribly
offended if I asked you
to prove it?
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- Not at all.
- She keeps her wand in
her boot! I do that, too!
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[screaming]
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Oh, my gosh,
now I'm excited!
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Harper, she's a wizard!
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Wait a minute, where did
that hole lead to?
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I have no idea.
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Oh, my gosh. I love
irresponsible magic.
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That's pretty much
the only kind I use.
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But that was
Jeremy from Science.
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He was about
to ask me out.
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- Harper?
- And now we'll never know.
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This is so great.
I can't believe that
you're a wizard too.
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Finally,
someone who gets me.
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All right,
does it bother you
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how wizards
are portrayed on TV?
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We have the long beards
and the pointy hats.
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Nah, it's fun. Watch.
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[laughing]
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Hey, this is fun.
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Hey, look,
I'm a wizard.
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Harper,
that's offensive.
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Hey, so have you seen
the new issue of Wiz Beat?
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"I want the puzzles."
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Hey, Harper.
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It looks like Stevie and Alex
are getting pretty close.
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[scoffs] They're not
getting close.
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They're just excited
'cause they found out
they're both wizards.
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Stevie's a wizard?
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That explains the hat.
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What about the beard?
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Harper, that's offensive.
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[Justin] She's even more
like Alex than I thought.
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This is not good.
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What do you mean?
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Non-wizard friends
can't compete
with wizard friends.
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I mean, think about it.
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Stevie and Alex can go
on wonderful magical
adventures together.
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What can you two do?
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Text each other
from opposite sides
of the couch?
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Hey, it goes from
my phone to outer space
back to her phone.
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- That's pretty magical.
- OK...
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Harper, I hate
to tell you this,
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but I think you're in danger
of becoming a third wheel.
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[scoffs]
That's ridiculous.
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Nothing could ever affect
my relationship with Alex.
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In fact, all three of us
are about to go
to lunch together.
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[Justin] Hmm.
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All right, I will
meet you guys there.
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I don't want
to keep them waiting.
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All right, Zeke.
You and I are the entire
homecoming committee.
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I guess it's up to us.
Um, um...
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We need a theme
for our float.
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Robots!
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Not everything we do has
to be robot-themed, Zeke.
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How about, uh... I got it,
just came to me...
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"Tahitian Fantasy Cruise"?
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Hmmm. Exotic.
Aspirational.
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- Coconuts. I love it.
- Yes!
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Wait, are you serious?
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Tahitian Fantasy Cruise?
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That's the best
you could come up with?
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And why do you care?
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Because I'm gonna
have to listen to you
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talk about it
for the rest of your life.
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Hey, how about
"Friends Forever"?
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It's a theme
and a life philosophy.
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How about this
for a theme:
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"High School...
Tick Tock, Let Me Out."
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Ah... Ha!
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Now, that's a theme.
I vote for that one.
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I'm with Alex...
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...as always.
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All right. Fine.
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We'll go with
Stevie's theme.
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And since you all voted,
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that officially makes you
a part of our committee.
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So you're helping.
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Excellent! Good.
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Zeke, it looks like the float
will proceed as planned.
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That's great!
I'm gonna go get started
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on the float
entertainment right now.
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- No robots.
- Aw, man!
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I'm walking out
as a robot anyway.
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[imitates robotic humming]
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[sighs] Well, I think
we've put in enough time
for today, don't you?
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No, no! We just started.
We haven't done anything.
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Come on, we've put
a tarp on plywood.
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That's it! That's all.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Justin.
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But Stevie and I
need to do something
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that takes advantage of
our new magical friendship.
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And putting wet paper
on chicken wire is magical.
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Let me show you!
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Hey, we should
go to Sled Mountain.
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I hear they have the only
sledding hills in the entire
wizard world that go uphill.
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[gasps] That's the exact
opposite direction
they're supposed to go.
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- That is so magical.
- Mm-hmm.
I'll race you there.
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No! Alex, you can't leave.
We're counting on you to help.
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Relax, Justin.
Harper's gonna be here.
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It's like my homework.
She'll be doing my share
of the work anyway.
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Wow. Alex is really
taking advantage of you.
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- I'm sorry about that.
- Oh, don't be.
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I've only been
doing her homework
at about a "D" level.
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Harper, it's gonna be
cold on Sled Mountain.
Can I borrow your sweater?
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Oh, OK.
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Great. See ya!
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I know what that looks like,
but that was a one-time thing.
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Alex and I
are still like this.
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Harper, can I borrow
ten bucks?
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- All I have is a $20 bill.
- Perfect. Thanks!
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Oh, my gosh,
you were right!
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I am the third wheel.
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- Harper...
- Oh, no, this is bad.
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That doesn't even
make me feel better.
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No, no, no.
Leave it there.
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[sobbing]
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Hey, Harper.
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- [sobbing]
- What's wrong?
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You look like you could use
some good old-fashioned
fatherly advice.
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That would be nice.
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00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,583
Do you want me
to call your dad?
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- [crying]
- I'm sorry.
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What's the problem?
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Alex would rather hang out
with Stevie than me.
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I've become a third wheel.
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00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:04,208
A third wheel, huh?
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00:11:04,208 --> 00:11:07,333
Maybe it'll make you
feel better if you think
about it like this:
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A table can't even stand
without a third wheel.
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Tables don't have wheels.
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00:11:16,833 --> 00:11:18,958
You know, if you
weren't so critical,
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maybe people would want
to hang out with you more.
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Oh, my gosh.
I am too critical.
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I've driven Alex away.
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No. No, no, I didn't
mean it like that. Um...
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You know, I was
a third wheel once, too.
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Me, John Bender
and Ponyboy.
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- And it was fine.
- Really?
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I mean, sure, I didn't get
to tag along with them
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to all the cool parties.
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And... sometimes I felt
like they were using me
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just because my sister
was so good-looking.
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Who am I kidding?
It was terrible!
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There's nothing worse
than being a third wheel!
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And the worst part is...
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...you never get over it!
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You're scarred for life!
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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[both blow nose loudly]
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Uh... Harper?
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Are you ready to help
with the float?
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00:12:27,708 --> 00:12:30,458
Justin, I'm sorry,
I can't help you anymore.
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I'm too upset to do anything
creative or productive.
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Now you know pretty much
how I've felt my entire life.
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I know, it's gonna be OK.
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I wasn't even cool enough
to hang out
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with a guy named Ponyboy.
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[mouthing] Ponyboy?
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OK. Think, Justin, think.
244
00:12:58,208 --> 00:13:01,500
Without Alex around,
Harper won't be able
to help with the float.
245
00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:04,500
And without Harper,
the float won't get done.
246
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:07,000
So, there's only
one thing left to do.
247
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,416
I've gotta use magic.
248
00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:17,875
All right, I'll just
pretend I'm Alex and
convince Harper to help me.
249
00:13:19,291 --> 00:13:21,458
No, I can't do it.
It's just not me.
250
00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:25,833
[groans] But I do need
to finish the float.
251
00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:27,583
Aah, ooh!
252
00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:35,250
But it's a selfish use of
magic, and that's wrong.
253
00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:40,875
But it would allow Harper
to be with her friend,
which would be nice.
254
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,458
No, I can't do it.
255
00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:49,125
But I have to.
256
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:51,708
But I can't.
257
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:54,125
Alex?
258
00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:56,875
Uh-oh.
259
00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:01,250
Oh, my gosh, you came back
to be with me.
260
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:05,583
Yes, I'm... Ahem!
Yes, I'm... I'm Alex.
261
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,875
And I came back to...
work on the float with you,
262
00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:14,333
and also to tell you
how much you mean to me.
263
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:18,458
Aww, you've never said that
to me before. Thanks.
264
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,875
Well, you're welcome.
265
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:25,500
You've never said that to me
or to anyone.
266
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:28,375
You must be really
making an effort here.
267
00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:33,083
Wow. She sure
has set the bar
low for herself.
268
00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:36,833
Why are you wearing
Justin's clothes?
269
00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:42,583
Oh. Because I stole them.
270
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,958
From Justin.
271
00:14:45,958 --> 00:14:49,708
Because I'm a dirty,
lying thief.
272
00:14:49,708 --> 00:14:51,875
I know you are.
273
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:04,875
We did it!
We finished the float.
274
00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:06,833
This is just so...
275
00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:13,250
Alex, I'm really
proud of you.
276
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:16,750
I've never seen you
work so hard on anything
in my entire life.
277
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:20,500
Yeah, well, I probably
wouldn't get too used to it.
278
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,500
I mean, it's not like
I'm Justin or anything.
279
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:27,708
Yeah, lucky for you.
280
00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:30,625
I beg your pardon?
281
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:33,000
That's just what
you always say.
282
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:38,250
- Oh, no.
- What?
283
00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:43,583
Let's pretend that we didn't
work on a float together.
284
00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:47,458
I'll be right back,
probably wearing
different clothes.
285
00:15:52,875 --> 00:15:57,250
Wow! The float
looks nice, Harper.
286
00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,750
[scoffs] I'd hope so.
287
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,833
You and I worked
hard enough on it.
Nice new outfit.
288
00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:05,500
What are you
talking about?
289
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:09,875
Well, you changed.
You were wearing
Justin's clothes.
290
00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:12,375
Justin's clothes?
Disgusting.
291
00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:16,708
Hey!
292
00:16:16,708 --> 00:16:19,333
Wow, look at
the two best friends
293
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:21,750
standing in front
of a homecoming float.
294
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:25,583
You know, I don't know
who built this thing,
295
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:30,083
because really,
I wasn't here, but it
sure does look great.
296
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,708
Alex and I built it,
297
00:16:31,708 --> 00:16:34,458
and it's one of the more
pleasant afternoons
we've ever spent together.
298
00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:36,958
Harper, that doesn't
make any sense.
299
00:16:36,958 --> 00:16:39,875
Hey, I got an idea.
Let's not talk about it.
300
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,833
You know what
doesn't make sense
301
00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:46,083
is how you changed clothes
faster than humanly possible.
302
00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:48,708
All right!
You broke me down!
303
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,708
All the constant stares.
It was me!
304
00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:56,416
I used magic
for selfish purposes
to turn myself into Alex.
305
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,833
And that means
you were out with Stevie.
306
00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:02,250
And I really am
the third wheel.
Oh, I can't believe it.
307
00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:05,250
Third wheel?
308
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:08,958
Wait, are you saying
I can't hang out
with other friends?
309
00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:11,583
I guess you can do
whatever you want, Alex,
just like you always do.
310
00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:15,208
And I'll keep on forgiving you,
just like I always do.
311
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:18,250
Is that the way you think
our relationship works?
312
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,125
Pretty much, yeah.
313
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,458
Wow.
314
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:26,333
Well, now I'm getting
upset with you.
315
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:29,125
Oh, well, don't worry.
I won't hold it
against you. I never do.
316
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,958
Will you stop it?
317
00:17:30,958 --> 00:17:33,291
You're not acting
like a very good friend
right now.
318
00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:35,833
Excuse me?
319
00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:38,083
Uh-oh.
320
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:42,208
Did you just say I'm not acting
like a very good friend?
321
00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:44,875
'Cause you can call me
a lot of things, Alex,
and you have,
322
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,708
but a bad friend is not OK.
323
00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:49,000
Would a bad friend
be working so hard
on something she hates?
324
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,875
That's right.
I hate this float idea.
325
00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:53,083
I think it's tacky
and cynical.
326
00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:55,416
But I'm working on it
'cause it's the one
my best friend wanted to do.
327
00:17:55,416 --> 00:17:57,000
That's the kind
of friend I am.
328
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,083
Fine. If you hate
this float so much,
329
00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:00,500
then why don't I just
get rid of it for you?
330
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:03,583
Because that's the kind
of friend I am.
331
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,125
What are you doing?
Stop it!
332
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,458
I'm not gonna let you
do it on your own
333
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:08,708
'cause that's the kind
of friend I am!
334
00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:13,333
Well, I'm gonna tear faster
to save you the trouble.
335
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,708
'cause that's
the kind of friend I am!
336
00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:17,833
Oh, not if I can
help it, friend!
337
00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:19,708
By the way,
I forgive you!
338
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000
For what?!
339
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,833
I don't know!
I'm just being friendly!
340
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:31,083
Harper, please!
What are you doing? What
about all our hard work?
341
00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:33,583
Who says you can't
stop time?
342
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:39,625
And it serves you right
taking advantage of me
like that.
343
00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:42,583
Aaah!
I know. I'm ashamed.
344
00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:56,708
What in the name
of Rancho Cucamonga
is going on here?
345
00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:58,500
Mr. Laritate,
I can explain.
346
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:01,250
Spare me the tattletale
act, Mr. Russo.
347
00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:04,875
When I heard your sister
was involved in this,
I knew it would end badly.
348
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:08,708
You are like a dust devil
in a field of brittle brush,
Missy.
349
00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:12,000
[stifled laugh]
350
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,375
Come on. You're just
making stuff up
351
00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:16,250
that sounds Western now,
aren't you?
352
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:21,833
You are destroying
school-funded property,
353
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:24,250
which is grounds
for expulsion.
354
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:27,500
- Come on, let's go.
- Wait! You can't expel Alex.
355
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,583
Why not?
356
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:32,416
'Cause it was me.
Alex had nothing
to do with this.
357
00:19:32,416 --> 00:19:33,875
It was all my fault.
358
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:37,583
Well, I'll admit
I'm surprised to hear you
say that, Miss Finkle.
359
00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:41,000
Harper, what are you doing?
Just tell him the truth.
360
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,083
I am. This was all me.
361
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:48,458
No, no, it wasn't,
Mr. Laritate. It was me, too.
362
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:51,583
In fact, it was mostly me.
You can't punish
Harper for this.
363
00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:56,000
Well, let's see. Two people
telling me two completely
different stories.
364
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,416
How will I ever
solve this problem?
365
00:19:59,416 --> 00:20:03,125
- I believe Harper.
- What? Wait... Why?
366
00:20:03,125 --> 00:20:06,875
Because, frankly,
Miss Russo, you are a liar.
367
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,250
And as for you, Miss Finkle,
there's a special place
368
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:14,125
reserved in detention
for first offenders.
369
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,125
Actually,
it's not that special.
370
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:18,250
It's a bean bag chair
in my office.
371
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,000
But good luck
getting out of it.
372
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000
The trail of tears
is that way.
373
00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:34,333
This isn't so bad.
374
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:37,583
Yeah, well, wait until
you try and get up.
375
00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:43,458
Show-off.
376
00:20:44,625 --> 00:20:47,000
You just earned yourself
an extra hour detention.
377
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,500
[tapping on window]
378
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:55,208
Alex?
379
00:20:57,708 --> 00:20:59,000
What are you doing here?
380
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,458
I feel bad about
what happened
381
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:02,208
and I'm worried that
you're still mad at me.
382
00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:03,958
[sighs] If I was
still mad at you
383
00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:06,500
would I have taken
the blame for ruining
the homecoming float?
384
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,250
Why did you do that?
385
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:11,375
'Cause I saw
how much trouble you
were going to get into,
386
00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:13,375
and even though Stevie's
your new best friend
387
00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:15,416
I guess I wanted to keep
being your friend, too.
388
00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:18,875
Well, you're not
my friend, Harper.
389
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:20,166
What?
390
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:23,125
Stevie's my friend.
391
00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:25,458
You're my sister.
392
00:21:29,708 --> 00:21:31,708
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
393
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:35,458
- OK.
- What are you doing?
394
00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:37,708
Well, I'm not gonna
let you sit in here alone.
395
00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:40,500
But what if you
get in trouble?
396
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,375
For what,
sneaking into detention?
397
00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:43,875
Yeah, I'd love to see
how that works.
398
00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:48,583
I guess if you get into trouble
you're already here, so...
399
00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:51,000
Hey, your boots match
the detention chair.
400
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,750
Yeah, there used to be
two chairs.
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