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Why do we have to eat
this whole sandwich
before we kiss?
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I saw it in a movie.
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I thought it'd be romantic,
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the moment our lips touch
in the middle.
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Yeah, all filled
with meat and lettuce
and tomato.
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Oh, you're right.
That's nasty.
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I'm gonna leave
the romantic moments
up to you.
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Harper!
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Why didn't you talk me
out of this idea?
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Sometimes when I try to
talk you out of something,
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you just dig your heels in
even more.
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Mmm, you're right,
I do do that.
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You should stop trying
to talk me out of stuff.
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Alex, it's all right.
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How's this
for a romantic moment?
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Oh, my gosh. Mason!
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Oh, my gosh, Mason!
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It glows?
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Yes.
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Quite unusual, really.
It runs on batteries.
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I love it.
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They're kissing!
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Oh, hi, Mason.
I didn't know you two were
in the middle of a date.
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Um, yes, you did, Mom.
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You're the one who gave me
your headboard to make
this fancy screen.
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Well, listen, I'm sorry,
but we need the tables
for the evening rush.
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Your father handed out fliers
without the word "imitation"
in front of "ham."
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- It's evening?
- Yes.
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Although most people
would have keyed off the fact
that we use fake meat here.
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Oh, boy, it's getting late.
I better get going.
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But, uh,
but you just got here.
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I lost track of time.
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In your eyes.
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Aww.
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Oh, I see what
you're doing there.
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I like it anyway.
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Wait! Mason. Mom!
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Oh, why don't you two continue
your date tomorrow, huh?
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Uh, a family dinner.
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- What time do you eat?
- We like to eat early.
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It gives us time
for the food to settle
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before we fight over
what to watch on TV.
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Great.
Thank you. Goodbye!
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- Oh, wait, your backpack.
- I'll get it tomorrow.
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[whispers]
What are you doing?
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Well, he sure was in a hurry
to get out of here.
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Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
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I hope the dinner invite didn't
make him feel uncomfortable.
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Oh, no, no, that's OK.
I'm glad he's coming
to dinner.
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I mean, once he sees how
messed up all of you are
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he'll realize
what a miracle I am.
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♪ Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ That the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ But you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪
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♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can have what you
want by the simplest of means ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪♪
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Are you sure
that wasn't Juliet?
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'Cause it looked
a lot like her.
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No, it didn't.
It was a giant squid.
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I'm not too good
at remembering faces.
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And if you're so sure
it wasn't her
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then why'd you hug it
for so long?
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It wasn't a hug!
It was strangling me.
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I don't know
who's a bigger idiot:
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the guy who told you
mummies hide their minions
in underwater sea caves,
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- or me for believing you!
- Hey, don't leave me
out of the idiot contest.
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I don't think
I'll ever get Juliet back.
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All I've got
left of her is...
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...this dental floss.
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I can picture her flossing
her fangs right now.
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[mimics wiping] Snap!
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[mimics wipe] Snap!
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[sighs] Look, Justin,
you're gonna find her.
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All right? Not 'cause
you're a monster hunter,
'cause you're my brother.
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What makes you think
I'm gonna find her?
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Because in the ten years
that I've known you
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I've never seen you
give up on anything.
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00:05:04,875 --> 00:05:07,458
You sure do have
your moments of wisdom,
don't you, Max?
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You've known me
longer than ten years.
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Yeah, I wasn't
really paying attention
in the beginning, though.
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Alex told me
you were our butler.
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[laughter]
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Seriously,
Alex bowled a 17.
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And one time,
she didn't even bowl
in the right direction.
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[all laughing]
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I was trying to
knock down the people
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in the snack bar line.
It was too long.
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How about another piece
of chicken, Mason?
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Oh, thank you. I would love
another piece.
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This chicken is much better
than the ones I catch.
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You catch chickens?
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Uh... yes.
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At the grocery store.
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In England we say "catch"
like Americans say "shop."
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"Toodle-oo, I'm off
to go... catching."
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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Oh, British people
are so cute.
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I wish Americans
came from England.
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Don't lose hope.
I'll find you, my love.
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He's making a mashed potato
girlfriend out of my leftovers.
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Make him stop!
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Aw, Justin,
she's beautiful.
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Hey! That's...
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There you go, Mr. Russo.
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Take a bite out of
her head for me. Yeah.
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Mason, the heart you
gave Alex is beautiful.
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Yeah. Hey, where'd you get it?
Theresa loves that kind of junk.
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- Junk?
- Huh?
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I didn't say junk.
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Uh, I know why you
called it junk,
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because it's never
quite as beautiful
as the ladies we buy it for.
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- Wouldn't you agree?
- Yes.
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Ahem. Excuse me.
Mason?
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Did you say "ladies"?
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Who are all these ladies
you're buying jewelry for?
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I was just making conversation
to cover your father's faux pas.
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[all] Harper?
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"Faux pas", French for
"foot in the mouth."
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Oh.
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Oh, my! It's getting dark.
I'm afraid I'm late.
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Wait, wait!
Late for what?
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Uh, I just have to go.
Thank you for the splendid
dinner, Mr. and Mrs. Russo.
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Bye, love.
I'll see you tomorrow.
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OK. I know what
you're all thinking.
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That every time he's here
he suddenly leaves
without a good explanation.
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And now he says
he buys a lot of jewelry.
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So this could only mean
one thing.
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He's got another girlfriend.
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Thanks a lot, Harper.
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I was just gonna say he was
an international jewel thief
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with the Feds on his tail,
but yours is probably closer.
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"Lost vampire.
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Blonde, cute fangs,
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likes nose kisses,
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answers to Juliet
or Shnoogly-boo-boo
McCuteykins.
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[sobbing]
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Justin, can't stand
to see you like this,
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so I went down
to the Wiz-Mart and hung
around the bandage section.
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To listen to clues
from other mummies
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who come to buy new bandages.
Very clever, Max.
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[whispers] Who's the kid?
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Well, no mummies
came by,
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but I did find something
that's just as useful.
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Go ahead, kid, tell him
what you told me.
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I've lost me mummy.
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All we gotta do
is find his mummy,
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which could lead us
to our mummy.
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He's an English wizard!
It sounds like "mummy"
but he means "Mommy".
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That doesn't make
any sense.
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Just step back.
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Come on, kid, why don't we,
uh, take you on home
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and find your mommy?
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OK? And please don't
press charges, by the way.
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I'll get you a lollipop.
You like lollipops?
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Thank you.
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00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,875
We're so lucky that we
found each other, aren't we?
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Lucky? I prefer
to call it destiny.
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[smacks lips]
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
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You know,
some guys, or girls,
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have to keep dating around,
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sometimes even behind
the other person's back...
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...just because
they're too dumb
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to see that
the right girl, or guy,
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is sitting right
in front of them.
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00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:08,000
Well, I feel very sorry
for those people.
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Do you? Mm-hmm?
That's interesting.
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00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:15,416
This is a delicious shake.
What's your secret?
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Why don't you
tell me yours first?
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I beg your pardon?
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Nothing, nothing.
Nothing.
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You know, I was just thinking
that maybe we should go
to the movies tonight.
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There's this new
coming-of-age horror film
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entitled I Know
What You Did Last Night,
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And You're Not Fooling Me
At All, You Dirty Cheater.
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That's a rather
long title for a movie.
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Oh, well, it's a sequel.
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Sequel titles
are always longer.
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The first one was called
What's Her Name, Dirty Cheater?
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I'd love to, but I can't.
I gotta go!
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Wait!
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There you go leaving again.
Why are you always
in such a hurry?
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I'm sorry.
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- Please don't be angry
with me.
- I'm not.
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I just want to know
why you're always
leaving so suddenly.
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- I mean, is there something
that I should know?
- No. I just have to go.
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A-ha! Not so fast,
you two-timing Brit!
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- Who is she?
- What? Let me go!
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00:11:19,958 --> 00:11:21,958
Harper, what are you doing?
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00:11:21,958 --> 00:11:25,125
The plan was to follow him,
not to wrestle him.
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I know, but I ran a lot
in Gym today, so I'm tired.
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00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:29,708
I just wanted
to get to it.
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00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,125
Alex, please, go away.
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00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:36,166
I'm sorry, Mason,
but...
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00:11:36,166 --> 00:11:38,000
...Harper thinks that
you're seeing another girl.
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- Please tell her
that she's wrong.
- Just go away, please!
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[screaming]
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So this is a painful
question for you.
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Get out of here!
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[snarling]
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[screaming]
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[gasping]
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[howling]
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[panting]
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[panting]
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Sorry. Sometimes I go full wolf
when I don't need to.
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00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:37,000
Um, I don't think he has
another girlfriend.
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Maybe another dog.
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- [howling]
- Shh!
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There are people around!
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Sorry, I can't help it.
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00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:50,458
Now, based on the fact
neither of you ran off,
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I'd say you also have
a secret.
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What are you, an elf?
A wizard? A genie?
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00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:57,708
Or just desperate?
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- I'm a wizard.
- And I'm not.
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00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,333
And right now
I'm kind of glad.
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00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:10,291
I knew there was
something about you.
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00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:12,625
I apologize
for rushing off
all the time,
231
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,000
but now you can see
what the moon does to me.
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Your necklace
is still glowing.
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00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:21,625
So? Must be the batteries.
234
00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:24,375
No, I lied. It's not
battery operated.
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It's a magic necklace.
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00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:30,000
It only glows when you're
in love with the person
who put it on you.
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Oh, well, then...
I guess it works.
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00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:40,375
And very convenient, too,
because now I don't
have to tell you,
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00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:43,166
which is something
I'm not really good at.
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Usually when girls
find out I'm a werewolf,
they run off,
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which can only be taken
as a breakup.
242
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,250
Well, does this look like
I'm running off?
243
00:13:56,958 --> 00:13:58,375
Aww!
244
00:13:58,375 --> 00:14:02,625
It's so freaky and romantic
at the same time.
245
00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:16,458
So, the first time I turned,
I was in London.
246
00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:18,708
What can I do
but dash into a building,
247
00:14:18,708 --> 00:14:21,583
where I found myself
in the middle of
a dog competition.
248
00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:24,166
I jumped through hoops,
walked in circles,
249
00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:26,583
and accidentally won
Best in Show.
250
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,291
You'd be best in any show.
251
00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:34,708
Well, Mason, you seem like
a fine young man-wolf
252
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,208
who respects
and cares for Alex.
253
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:40,000
And if you don't,
I'll hunt you down
like a dog and...
254
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,625
Well, you get the picture.
255
00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:45,250
I won't
forget that, sir.
256
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,458
Does he like me?
257
00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:56,458
Hey! Hey, guys, check it out.
Mason's a werewolf.
258
00:14:56,458 --> 00:14:58,625
Oh, my gosh,
that's awesome!
259
00:14:58,625 --> 00:15:00,250
Now I'm not gonna be
the only one
260
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,958
who likes to eat out
of a bowl on the floor.
261
00:15:02,958 --> 00:15:06,083
OK, Justin,
take your best shot.
262
00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:07,625
You can pay me back
for all the times
263
00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:10,000
I've bagged on all your
Wizard World girlfriends.
264
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:15,083
Remember? That one time
I asked if I could ride your
centaur girlfriend to school?
265
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:20,083
Alex, I'm happy that
you found happiness
in a relationship,
266
00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:22,875
no matter
what species he is.
267
00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:25,083
What's important is that
you're with someone.
268
00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:28,958
Max and I have looked
everywhere for Juliet
and I can't find her.
269
00:15:30,958 --> 00:15:32,750
I've lost her forever
to the mummy.
270
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:37,416
I think it's time
for me to give up.
271
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,583
Wait! Justin.
272
00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:43,333
I... I want you to be happy
like I am with Mason.
273
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,166
There's gotta be something
that we can do.
274
00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:49,250
You know, as a werewolf
I have keen dog-sniffing
abilities.
275
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,125
If I can have
a sample of her scent,
276
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:53,000
I might be able
to track the target.
277
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,875
I have some of her
dental floss, right here!
278
00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:57,583
- Check that out.
- Let me have a sniff.
279
00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:59,000
Get a good whiff,
get a good sniff.
280
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,000
Get a good scent
and sniff it up,
you sniffy...
281
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,708
- OK, I've got it!
- Sorry.
282
00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:06,000
Now go get my Shnoogly-boo-boo
McCuteykins.
283
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,333
[sniffs]
284
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:12,500
Alex, thank you
for not letting me
give up on Juliet.
285
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:15,083
Feels good
to have hope again.
286
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:17,000
You know, ever since
I met Mason,
287
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,083
stuff like hope doesn't
actually annoy me anymore.
288
00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:23,583
[howling]
289
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,375
By that howl I think
he's got the scent.
Let's go!
290
00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:36,833
[crickets chirping]
291
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:43,000
[sighs] It's not fair.
292
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,291
How come he gets to pee
on every tree we pass
and you slap me when I did it?
293
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:50,333
[sighs]
That's better.
294
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:54,416
[sniffing]
295
00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:59,250
Ohh. Hey,
I've been meaning
to ask you something.
296
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:01,583
I thought when a werewolf
kisses a non-werewolf
297
00:17:01,583 --> 00:17:03,000
they turn into a werewolf.
298
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,708
That's only with mutts.
I'm a purebred.
299
00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:08,458
Oh. Did you
hear that, Justin?
300
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:10,291
My boyfriend's
a purebred. [scoffs]
301
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:15,583
[sniffing]
302
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,333
Juliet!
303
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:26,208
Juliet!
304
00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:29,416
Are you sure we're
in the right place?
305
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:32,083
Hard to confuse
vampire breath
with another scent.
306
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:34,583
[gate clattering]
307
00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:39,291
Ahh...
308
00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:43,125
The young fool
has finally come.
309
00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:45,500
The mummy!
310
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,458
Whatever you guys do,
do not look into his eyes
311
00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:49,708
or else he'll shoot
these red beams and turn you
into his minion.
312
00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:52,333
Thank you for that,
Mr. Over-Explainer.
313
00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:55,458
Only an idiot would look
into the mummy's eyes.
314
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:57,708
Hey, mummy,
I think your kid's
looking for you.
315
00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:02,125
We've come for Juliet!
316
00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:05,458
I know. Your
undying love for Juliet
317
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:07,875
made me expect
your arrival.
318
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:10,291
[mummy groans]
319
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,625
Really?
320
00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:18,000
Actually, no.
It was Juliet's
constant yammering.
321
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,125
"My boyfriend's
gonna come for me!"
322
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:23,166
"My boyfriend's
coming for me." [groans]
323
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:25,416
Dude, that's actually
a really good impression.
324
00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:29,625
Release Juliet
so she can be with Justin
325
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:33,458
and we can all get back
to doing the boyfriend/
girlfriend thing.
326
00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:36,125
Ah. Juliet?
327
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:39,875
Someone's here
to see you!
328
00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:46,708
Juliet! What did you do
to my beautiful sweet
vampire girlfriend?
329
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:49,458
Uh, it's a way
to keep her frozen
330
00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:52,416
until I need her
to do stuff for me.
331
00:18:54,416 --> 00:18:57,208
Oh, man! These are
my church shoes.
332
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,833
Perfect.
333
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:05,708
Hey, give me that!
334
00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:07,583
That's not a shoe scraper.
335
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:09,708
This scarab beetle
is the key
336
00:19:09,708 --> 00:19:12,208
to reanimating the girl
in the hieroglyph.
337
00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:14,500
[chuckles] Uh-oh!
338
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:18,083
Aw, I talk too much.
Forget what I just said!
339
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,416
I need to clean my shoes
with something.
340
00:19:21,416 --> 00:19:24,458
Oh, how about this?
This'll work.
341
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:26,583
Hey! Cut it out!
342
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,583
- Hand me the bandage!
- Good thinking, Max!
343
00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:31,458
[groans] No!
That's not fair!
344
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:35,875
Oh, this is not good.
345
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,625
[melodic chimes]
346
00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:44,500
How does this work?
347
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:45,875
Here, try this.
348
00:19:57,833 --> 00:20:00,333
[rumbling]
349
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:08,375
- Justin.
- Juliet!
350
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,500
- You found me!
- [laughing]
351
00:20:11,708 --> 00:20:13,000
I promised you I would.
352
00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:19,958
Mason, we just had
a victory.
353
00:20:19,958 --> 00:20:22,083
Pick me up and spin me around
like Justin did with her.
354
00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:32,125
You're looking at me
and I'm not turning
into a minion. Or am I?
355
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:34,291
No, I don't know
what a minion is.
356
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:39,458
Mason. Thanks.
357
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,375
I owe you one.
358
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,625
Mason?
359
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:46,458
Hello, Juliet.
It's been a long time.
360
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:48,875
Well, yeah. 300 years.
361
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:51,208
You haven't changed.
362
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,583
Actually, I change
all the time, remember?
363
00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:56,291
Oh, my gosh, yeah. Ready?
Fetch! Fetch, boy.
364
00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:58,958
Fetch! Go on!
Yeah, go get the ball.
365
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,458
Go, go, go!
[laughing] Oh, good job.
366
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:03,291
Uh...
367
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,000
What's going on?
368
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,750
Uh, do... do you guys
know each other?
369
00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:15,291
Yeah.
We used to go out.
370
00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:17,291
Juliet
was my girlfriend.
371
00:21:20,416 --> 00:21:22,291
Um...
372
00:21:22,291 --> 00:21:23,291
Wait a minute.
373
00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:26,083
So your girlfriend
and my boyfriend
374
00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:28,958
- used to be
boyfriend and...
- Girlfriend.
375
00:21:28,958 --> 00:21:30,833
[chuckles, gasps]
376
00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:38,000
That would explain why
she's scratching him
behind the ear.
377
00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:41,583
Ohh, Mason.
378
00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:44,166
Hey, guys, check it out.
379
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:47,125
You are now under my power.
380
00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:50,208
Go make me some waffles!
[cackles]
381
00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:56,416
Eh, it's a bad time.
382
00:22:02,416 --> 00:22:04,583
[Alex] Next time
on Wizards of Waverly Place:
383
00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:06,291
I never stopped
loving you!
384
00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:08,125
I never want
to see you again!
385
00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:09,750
You're the one
I'm in love with.
386
00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:12,083
Mason told Juliet
that he loved her.
387
00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:13,833
Your heart must
really be broken.
388
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,458
I'll regret my mistake
for the rest of my life.
389
00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:17,875
I have to know the truth.
390
00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:19,291
Get away from her!
391
00:22:19,291 --> 00:22:21,250
I said
she's not going anywhere!
392
00:22:23,625 --> 00:22:24,708
[shrieks]
393
00:22:25,416 --> 00:22:26,708
[roars]
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