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Sorry, I think
you dropped this.
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No. That's not mine.
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Yeah, I know.
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I needed an excuse
to come and talk to you.
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It's quite lovely...
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...what you're
working on there.
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So, new British guy,
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how close are the countries
British and England?
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They're the same country.
10
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Kind of. And it's
"Britain," not "British."
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I know. I just think
it's hilarious
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when people explain
ridiculous things.
13
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[rings cowbell]
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Speaking of
ridiculous things...
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OK, holster your brushes,
hombres.
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I trust you brought something
new to compete in the Art Off.
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Oh! Oh!
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Finkle. MacGruder.
19
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It's time to Art Off.
20
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Art Off is stupid. Just because
Mr. Laritate picks a painting
doesn't mean it's good.
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I mean, look at him.
He picks out those clothes.
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He doesn't pick those.
His mum lays them out for him.
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Oh, I like you,
new British guy.
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You're on my team.
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My name is
Mason Greybeck.
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Mason Greybeck...
That sounds like the name
of a game show host.
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Like, Mason Greybeck,
I'll take "Bridges"
for a thousand, please.
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Your question is,
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"I think you're cute.
What do you think of me?"
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[imitates buzzer]
We're out of time.
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Ready. Set. Art off!
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Well, sailboat plus moon
plus owl
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equals mystery.
34
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But...
35
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...12 kittens beats mystery.
The kittens have it!
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Sailboat plus moon
equals loser.
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Ha ha ha.
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[bell rings]
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You know, since I got here
last Thursday,
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I've noticed that
he talks like a cowboy.
Oh, and he likes cats.
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Mmm. In America,
we call them kitty cats.
42
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OK, kitty cats.
43
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[laughs] I made you
say "kitty cats".
44
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How would you feel about
maybe going for some tea later?
45
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Then you can make me
say all kinds of things
that make you laugh.
46
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OK, but if "go for tea"
doesn't mean a date,
47
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then I'm going to be
really embarrassed.
48
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And that whole accent thing...
girls see right through it.
49
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No, they don't.
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Oh, kittens never lose.
51
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Next time I'm gonna paint
MacGruder being eaten
by a kitten.
52
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Yeah, he's gonna
drop this class.
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♪ Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ That the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪
55
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♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
57
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♪ But you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪
58
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♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can have what you
want by the simplest of means ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪♪
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[zapping]
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Justin, hey, look.
The recliner's fixed.
Hee-hee!
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Now, I am one step closer
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to having a place to sleep
in every room in the house.
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Dad, I've looked
for the Mummy everywhere
and I can't find him.
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- I'm never gonna
get Juliet back.
- Out looking for the Mummy?
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You can't do that by yourself.
It's dangerous.
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You need special training.
78
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Now, mummies are slow
but they're sneaky,
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like your mother in heels.
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Dad! Where am I going
to get special training?
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All the monster hunters
have been destroyed.
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Justin... I think
you've reached an age
83
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when a father can
proudly train his own son,
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so that that father never again
has to risk his own life.
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All right. OK.
Thanks, Dad.
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I mean, I know you
haven't always been OK
with me dating a vampire,
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but I'm glad you're gonna
help me train to find her.
88
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Well, when you're
raising wizards,
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you have to deal with
your son dating monsters.
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And the hope that one of
your kids turns out normal.
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[stammering]
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I mean, that's me, right?
93
00:05:03,166 --> 00:05:06,458
Dad, my collapsible wand
isn't collapsing.
See? It just...
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00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:08,708
That'll work.
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Yeah, you're still
the normal one.
96
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Yes!
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[both laughing]
98
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- So, that's why afternoon tea
is a British tradition.
- Mmm.
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Mmm.
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See, I can tell this is fancy,
because my drink isn't fizzing.
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OK, now it's my turn
102
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to show you
an American tradition.
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These are water balloons.
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Ah. So you've heard of them.
105
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And here's how
Americans use them.
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All right. Victim in sight.
107
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And... bombs away.
Hide!
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- [balloon splats]
- [man] Hey!
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OK. Your turn.
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I'd love to,
but it seems rude.
111
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No. That's the part
that makes it American.
112
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Here. I'll show you
how to do it.
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OK...
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Now what do I do?
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Just drop it.
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- [splats]
- [woman] Hey! I see you two!
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[woman shouts indistinctly]
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We should run.
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No...
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We should have
a romantic montage.
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[instrumental music]
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[chorus vocalizing]
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[no audio]
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[music stops]
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All right, that should get
our relationship started.
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Max, I need your help.
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When Justin comes down,
attack him.
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Done. Don't know why,
don't care. Going with it.
129
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We're helping him to train
to fight a mummy.
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Dad, I honestly
don't care why.
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[Justin] Dad!
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Dad, I'm ready
to start my training.
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Good. OK.
We'll...
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00:08:07,583 --> 00:08:09,875
...start with a little...
Now!
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I'm the Mummy!
I'm the Mummy!
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[grunting]
137
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- What? Stop! Ow!
- I got him!
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[both grunting]
139
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That's enough!
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- Calm down. OK...
- Why?!
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I'm sorry, Justin.
I just wanted you to see
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how difficult this is
gonna be. But don't worry.
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'Cause I got something
that's really gonna help.
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Ta-da!
145
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New no-slip shoes!
[gasps]
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Thanks, Dad.
You're good. You are good.
147
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No, no, no. They're magical
rear-view goggles.
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When you put 'em on you can
see everything behind you.
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You can fight the Mummy,
look him in the eye,
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and not get turned into
one of his minions.
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[gasps]
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Wow. I can see
everything behind me.
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Max, wherever you are,
you'd better stay there.
154
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'Cause I'm a-come getcha,
and I'm gonna attack you.
155
00:09:06,958 --> 00:09:08,333
Why are you moving?
156
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Maybe you'll be
the normal one after all.
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[scoffs] Dad, come on.
I lost that race years ago.
158
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We have so much in common.
159
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I mean, we both like painting,
and drawing, and sculpting.
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- We're the perfect art couple.
- Oh, my gosh.
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You guys are the couple other
couples come to for advice.
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Oh! We're gonna
be together forever.
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Oh, wow. Check out this
train wreck on canvas.
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We'll give you ten bucks for
your stupid Yankee Poodle Dandy.
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- Alex!
- Oh, sorry.
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Twenty bucks.
167
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Why are you buying that
if you don't like it?
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Because I know Mason,
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and he's gonna think
it's hilarious.
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Buying art to make
each other laugh is what
art couples do, Harper.
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Hey, Mason.
Check it out.
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I just bought
the most horrible,
ridiculous painting ever
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and I'm gonna volunteer it
in the Art Off.
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I think it's gonna be something
we both find hilarious.
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00:10:17,208 --> 00:10:19,458
Well, I've got something
to show you, too.
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I was up all night
working on this,
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and I think
it's one of my best.
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Oh, my gosh.! Oh!
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An unveiling in front of the
whole class will be so romantic.
180
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Or Mason and I can
just show each other now.
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Don't rob me of my part
of this romance.
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Who's ready to face off
in today's... Art Off?
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Ahh, a Russo
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versus our friend
from across the pond.
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Or as I like to call it:
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"The Revolutionary War
Part Deux"?
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Ready... set...
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...Art Off!
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Whoo. Somebody flush the toilet.
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We got a stinker over here.
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Calamity Jane!
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We have identical themes.
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The Revolutionary War
and dogs.
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Oh, my gosh.
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You bought the worst painting
you could find, too?
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We are the best
art couple ever.
197
00:11:25,375 --> 00:11:27,375
No, Alex, you're making fun
of my painting,
198
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and I worked on it all night.
199
00:11:30,875 --> 00:11:35,875
Then that means I just
called your painting
horrible and ridiculous.
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00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:39,875
You also said it belongs
in the toilet.
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00:11:53,583 --> 00:11:56,291
OK, I know that
my laughing seems rude,
202
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but, you see,
in America,
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laughter is how we
show our appreciation.
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Like, "Mr. Laritate
is a great teacher."
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[both force laughter]
206
00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:09,833
Or, or, "Harper, that's
a great outfit."
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00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:17,000
Alex, I know you,
208
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and I know you don't
believe either of those
things are true.
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00:12:19,583 --> 00:12:22,625
I think she believes
one of those things is true.
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Sorry, Mr. Laritate.
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You know why
you don't like it?
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Because you don't
understand it.
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There's your shovel.
Start digging your way out.
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Yeah, I,
I don't get it.
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Can you explain it to me?
Any part of it?
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It's not "Betsy Ross,"
it's "Barksy Ross."
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You see,
that's what I do.
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I take famous moments
in American history
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and I imagine what
they would be like from
the point of view of canines,
220
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because I'm in love
with America. And dogs.
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Oh! Now I get it.
222
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Yeah. What an amazing painting.
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I'm so glad you like it.
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See, now you get it. You just
had to look a little deeper.
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This is so great,
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because I had an idea
for my next piece.
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I'm going to paint
a portrait of you.
228
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It will be your face
as a cute Teacup Chihuahua,
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sewing the Stars and Stripes,
as if you were Betsy Ross.
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Uh... No, no...
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You, you don't
have to do that.
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Nobody needs to see me
as a dog, really.
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Dogs are my muse, Alex.
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And I've already got
the image in my head.
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I've got to get
going on this.
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- Well, this is just great.
- [door closes]
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My new boyfriend is gonna
paint me as a dog.
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Not only that. Mr. Laritate
gives all the Art Off winners
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a special page
in the yearbook.
240
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Maybe we could have
back-to-back pages.
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Me with my kitten paintings
and you with your dog face.
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OK, then.
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- Hey, Justin.
- Hey, Dad. Check me out.
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I am really getting the hang
of this thing. I'm making tea!
245
00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:30,875
- Terrific, son.
- Yep.
246
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:34,000
- You must be feeling
pretty proud of yourself.
- Yeah, I actually... Whoa!
247
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,125
Dad, what is with the...
the hat?
248
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:38,458
It's kind of distracting.
249
00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:39,875
Oh, really?
250
00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:41,708
I'm not trying to
distract you at all.
251
00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:44,416
Not trying to distract you
at all.
252
00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:50,583
- Sneak att...
- Judo trick!
253
00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:52,583
[both grunting]
254
00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:55,708
- Give up? Give up?
- No!
255
00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:57,750
The question is,
do you give up?
256
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,583
I'm on top of you!
257
00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:01,416
Yes. I beg
to differ, though.
258
00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:04,458
Because in some countries,
I'm on top of you!
259
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,083
That was awesome, son!
260
00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:09,708
[both laughing]
261
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:12,458
As soon as the goggles became
a hindrance, I ripped them off.
262
00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:15,875
Yeah, because some people think
because they have them on,
263
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:18,750
they have to keep them on.
But they don't.
264
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,333
Good hunting, son.
265
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:22,333
Thanks, Dad.
266
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:25,583
Hey, man, can I borrow
those goggles you have?
267
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:27,750
They're for Biology class.
268
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:30,000
I'm gonna use them to cheat
on the kid behind me.
269
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,958
You know they'll be
kind of obvious.
270
00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:37,375
I know. That's why
I'm gonna wear the hat.
271
00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:42,125
Goggles.
272
00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:53,625
Hey, Harper.
273
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:56,583
I figured out a way
to stop Mason from
painting that picture of me.
274
00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:59,583
A magic shell.
275
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:04,208
I blow through this shell
and I become the artistic muse
for whoever hears it.
276
00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:07,458
He'll want to paint me as me,
instead of a Chihuahua.
277
00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:11,875
But Chihuahuas are so cute.
278
00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:15,208
Well, I hope I'm cuter than
a dog that lives in a purse.
279
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:18,375
For once, I'm gonna
fix a problem before
it is a problem.
280
00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:21,208
Look, you barely got out
of trouble with him yesterday.
281
00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:23,000
Don't make it worse
by adding magic.
282
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,708
Just take it on the chin,
let him paint you as a pooch,
and move on.
283
00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:32,083
Hello, Brown Eyes.
Ready to be my doggie model?
284
00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:33,875
Uh...
285
00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:37,166
Just one second.
My allergies are acting up.
286
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:38,708
[feigning a sneeze]
287
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:42,500
[conch makes musical sound]
288
00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:47,333
- [clears throat]
- I just had
a most splendid idea.
289
00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:49,000
I was pretty sure you might.
290
00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:54,708
Don't you see what you've done?
You used magic to make your
relationship OK.
291
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:56,375
I don't think that's right.
292
00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:59,583
Harper, doing what's right
has never really been my goal.
293
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,583
- [knocking]
- Come in.
294
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:05,000
Oh! There you are, my love.
295
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,708
I've finished!
296
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:12,291
All of these are of you.
297
00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:13,958
I don't know which one's
my favorite,
298
00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:17,375
but they're all good.
299
00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:20,625
- [panting]
- Wow.
300
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:22,291
They're beautiful.
301
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,833
And the moment I started
I couldn't stop.
302
00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:28,500
When I paint you,
something just comes over me.
303
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:31,291
It feels... it feels...
304
00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:33,958
Magical?
305
00:17:33,958 --> 00:17:36,125
Yes. Magical.
306
00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:38,583
Did you hear that? I'm sure
there's not just these,
307
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:40,875
but probably hundreds
and hundreds of...
308
00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:42,875
Ahh...
309
00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:44,708
...and there they are.
310
00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:50,125
Oh hey, it's you again.
311
00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:51,583
Is it Martin or Jason?
312
00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:53,000
It's Mason.
313
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,166
Wasn't that one of the choices?
314
00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:59,375
Oh wow, these are great.
315
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,125
You can hardly see
the numbers.
316
00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:10,583
Alex is my muse.
My inspiration.
317
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:12,708
All I want to do
is paint her.
318
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:16,833
Yep. It's like
he's under her spell.
319
00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:18,166
Yes.
320
00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:19,583
I only wish I could paint Alex
321
00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:22,291
on a bigger canvas.
322
00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:24,458
And I think
I've got an idea.
323
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:26,500
Excuse me.
324
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:29,125
I think I've got
an idea, too.
325
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:32,833
- You stole my Muse Shell.
- That's exactly what she did.
326
00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:36,375
Oh, big deal. I like him,
and he likes painting me.
327
00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:38,458
I'll tell you
what the big deal is.
328
00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:41,208
Pretty soon he's not going to
be able to eat or sleep.
329
00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:44,333
All he's gonna want to do
is paint you.
330
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:47,000
Sounds like it wasn't
the right thing to do.
331
00:18:48,416 --> 00:18:50,083
Dad, I had to do it.
332
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:52,708
He paints dogs
in American history.
333
00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:54,750
[groans] Those are terrible.
334
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:57,708
Well, I hate those paintings
too, that's why I did it.
335
00:18:57,708 --> 00:19:01,583
- Listen, honey,
if you really like Jason...
- Mason.
336
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:04,291
I said that.
337
00:19:04,291 --> 00:19:07,000
...then it shouldn't matter
what kind of an artist he is.
338
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000
It should only matter
what kind of person he is.
339
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,833
As a great poet once said,
340
00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:15,250
"Don't go changin'
to try to please me."
341
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:19,958
Mr. Russo, are you
quoting Billy Joel?
342
00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:23,125
I've never heard
of that person.
343
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:36,875
What are you looking at?
Oh! This is trouble.
344
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,875
That shell's already
turned him wacky.
345
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:44,375
[scoffs] Wacky?
Come on. It's beautiful.
346
00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:46,375
It just... Oh, fine!
347
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:53,833
What do you think?
Do you like it?
348
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:58,458
It's, it's great.
It's really great.
349
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:01,708
That's so good because
I really want you to like it.
350
00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:04,833
You are beautiful, and I'm
going to keep painting you.
351
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,208
Well, why don't you take a break
and we can go get a sandwich?
352
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:12,166
No time for eating!
353
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:17,583
Right there. The light
is hitting you perfectly.
354
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:21,291
I want to do a bigger chalk
drawing of you over here,
355
00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:24,958
in profile. Excuse me.
Move. Thank you.
356
00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:33,166
So, is this what you're just
gonna be doing from now on?
357
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:35,208
I hope so.
358
00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:37,833
We're the ultimate
art couple.
359
00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:39,083
[thunder]
360
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:42,000
We need to get inside.
361
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:46,875
No, I have to redraw this
as it washes away.
362
00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:50,583
The more it washes away,
the faster I have to draw.
363
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,125
OK, that is just wacky.
364
00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:58,583
[conch makes musical sound]
365
00:21:01,416 --> 00:21:02,583
[coughs]
366
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:05,875
Are you OK?
367
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:08,250
Sounds like you've got
a bit of a chest cold.
368
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:11,500
We need to get you out
of this rain and inside.
369
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:15,000
Well... wait.
370
00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:17,958
So you're done drawing me?
371
00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:21,583
Yeah, I feel like
painting some dogs.
372
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:24,000
Good. Good.
You should do that.
373
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:29,000
But kiss me first.
374
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,875
But you have a cold.
375
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,708
Just kiss me.
376
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,583
Hey, monster guy.
377
00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:08,000
You may have noticed
that lately
378
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,458
I've been acting like I totally
don't know what's going on.
379
00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:14,583
- Lately?
- So you noticed.
380
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:17,333
Great. Yeah, like,
381
00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:20,750
like remember when I let all
those monsters out of that book?
382
00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:22,708
Yeah. They all escaped,
383
00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:25,750
and destroyed the rest
of the monster hunters but me.
384
00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:29,375
Yeah, that's not the worst part.
385
00:22:29,375 --> 00:22:33,458
One of those monsters
was the Mummy who stole
your girlfriend.
386
00:22:33,458 --> 00:22:36,125
So, I mean, I guess,
technically,
387
00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:38,250
you can,
you can be mad at me.
388
00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:40,708
You know...
389
00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:45,125
- ...that reminds me
of something.
- Yeah?
390
00:22:45,125 --> 00:22:47,708
- Something I have to do...
- OK.
391
00:22:47,708 --> 00:22:50,291
- And I need your help.
- My...? Yes!
392
00:22:50,291 --> 00:22:52,458
Great, 'cause I'm here for
you. Whatever you need.
393
00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:54,458
- Good.
- Yeah.
394
00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:56,458
- Sneak attack!
- No!
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