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All right, which do you
think is cooler for my date?
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Leather jacket
or this hoodie?
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Let's see.
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Nice leather, or...
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...what if we...
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Good.
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[exclaims]
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Yep, I'd go with the hoodie.
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Take it easy.
I'm a mouth-breather.
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[exhales]
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I can't believe you
let your WizTech buddies
set you up on a blind date,
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and all you know from her
is what you've learned from
her profile on WizFace.
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You haven't even
seen her. She's hot.
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And she's into all the
same things I'm into.
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Please. Listen,
everybody's hot on WizFace.
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They don't show their real
picture, and lie about
what they're into.
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What picture did
she see of you?
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Oh, I don't think pictures
really capture my essence.
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That's why I
posted a complicated
mathematical equation.
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Come check it out.
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[computer beeps]
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Oh. I get it. Because you're
hard to figure out
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nobody cares
enough to try.
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[sarcastic laugh]
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What other embarrassing
things do you have on
your embarrassing page?
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Oh my gosh. I can't believe
you posted that picture with
you and that centaur.
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[chuckles] Don't you wish she'd
told you she was half horse
and half girl
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before you asked her
to WizTech Prom?
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I saved a lot
on a limo.
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I'm just saying people,
or horses,
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are not always honest
on WizFace.
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[doorbell rings]
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OK, that's Isabella now.
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I guarantee you
she looks exactly like
her picture on WizFace.
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[clears throat]
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Is this the Russo residence?
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Hi.
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Here's your floral wristlet.
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Thanks.
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And here's some mail that came
to my apartment by accident.
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Oh, ma'am?
[chuckles]
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Take it easy.
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- Whew.
- Ah!
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I wouldn't "whew" so fast.
At least that lady
only had two legs.
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[doorbell rings]
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OK. I'm sure Isabella's normal.
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Oh! Forgot the floral wristlet.
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Hi, I'm Isabella.
Is Justin here?
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Oh, well you're cute.
Boo.
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Justin?
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Isabella?
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Wow, you're even prettier
than your pictures on WizFace.
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And you don't look anything like
"X equals Y squared
over cosine of pi."
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I know. Everyone says that.
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So nice to meet you.
And even nicer for
you to meet Alex,
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who thinks she
knows everything.
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Here, take a seat.
I'll go get you some of
your favorite Diet WizFizz.
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You know, the soda?
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I remembered
from your profile.
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Well, this was fun.
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Can you pass me
that sweater, please?
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[growling]
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OK.
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[growling]
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[barks]
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Now that was fun.
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Really? 'Cause my word
was "awkward."
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♪ Well you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ And the end will no doubt,
justify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease ♪
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♪ Yes please
But you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪
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♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything is
not what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Everything is
not what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can have what you
want by the simplest of means ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not... ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪♪
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Hey, Alfred. Are you ready
to go walk the dog?
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I don't know. There are
a lot of streets to cross
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between here and the park,
where a lot could go wrong.
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Hey, Mom, we're going
to walk the dog in the park.
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All right, honey.
Wait, wait, wait.
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We don't own a dog.
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This is Tucker,
Mrs. Covington's dog.
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She's gonna give us
five bucks a day to walk him.
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We're saving up to buy
those cups-on-a-chain
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so we won't have to keep
asking you guys for cups.
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Oh, you know, honey, it's really
not that much of a bother.
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We own a restaurant,
we've got hundreds of cups.
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We want cups-on-a-chain.
Are you in or are you out?
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All right, all right.
I guess I'm in.
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You know what? I'm gonna
bake some dog biscuits
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from a recipe I saw
on Dog Food Network. OK?
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Why do we want
cups-on-a-chain again?
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How many times has someone
offered you a beverage
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and you have nothing
to put it in?
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Never.
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Well, it'll never
happen again.
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Oh, hi. Are you
one of Alex's friends?
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No, Dad. She's with me.
[nervous laugh]
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A pretty girl
can be with me.
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Oh, right. Of course.
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I'm Isabella.
You must be Mr. Russo.
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Hi.
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Oh, hi. I'll get Alex.
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Theresa, please.
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A pretty girl
can be with Justin.
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Oh, of course.
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Justin and I were
set up by friends
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and we've been getting
to know each other on WizFace.
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WizFace. Really?
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Oh, yeah. I hear it's a fun,
social networking site
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where people from
the wizard world who
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don't know each other at all
can get to know each other.
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Can you come
in the kitchen?
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We need help with
the salami slicing.
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It's Max's turn for that.
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- Well, we need your help
with something else.
- [whispers] Yeah.
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- What?
- That thing.
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What thing?
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Justin, get in
the kitchen right now.
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All right. Come on, Isabella,
we're going in the kitchen.
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No, no! No, no. No, no,
Isabella needs to stay here, uh,
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because, um,
because of that thing.
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That thing with the...
Oh, what are we doing?
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Isabella, you stay here.
Justin, come on.
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Oh... Hi, Alex.
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I saw that.
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Saw what?
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I'm not sure what I saw,
but I saw that.
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Once again, we have
to discuss WizFace
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and how dangerous it is
because you never really
know who you're dealing with.
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And how you keep buying stuff
on the World Wide Wizard Web
that you don't need.
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Like the Submarine-
part-of-the-month Club?
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I know it seems
ridiculous right now,
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but in a 128,000 months,
I'll have a complete submarine.
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[sighs]
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And there's nothing
wrong with Isabella.
She's really nice.
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Well, at least this one's
not half horse.
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That centaur looked
beautiful in her prom dress.
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Honey, you are
missing the point.
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You didn't know
she was a centaur
before you met her.
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She ate all the carrots
in the sub shop.
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Our coleslaw was
flavorless for a week.
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Mom, Dad, I hear what you're
saying right now,
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but I think I'm
old enough to make
my own decisions.
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All right. Just do yourself
a favor
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and get to know her better
before you get serious.
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Don't worry. It's gonna be fine.
I'm going on a date with her.
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Everything's gonna be OK.
Look at her. She's fine.
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[chuckles] Hey.
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She totally just heard
everything we said.
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We should really shut this
when we're talking about people,
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and they're sitting right there.
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So, uh, where are
you guys going again?
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I'm taking Isabella
for a walk in the park.
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Oh. She'll like that.
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Hello! Hello!
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Hello! Hello!
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Hello! Hello!
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[squirrel chitters]
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Squirrel!
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[growling]
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[squirrel chitters]
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You see I almost
caught that squirrel?
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And that bus. And that cab.
And the guy on the bike.
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You almost caught
a lot of things.
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I know. Isn't this
the best walk ever?
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Yeah. I just thought
we'd walk together.
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Oh, OK. Let's walk
together.
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And listen, if I ever
get out of sight,
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all you have
to do is whistle.
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Hot. I like it.
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Can you believe
my sister and my parents
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think we don't know enough
about each other to go out?
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I know. I can tell from
your profile that we're
into all the same things,
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cozy blankets,
long naps, car rides.
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And neither one of us
likes thunder storms.
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Or vacuum cleaners.
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Vacuum cleaners
are the worst.
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If you don't wear
your shoes inside,
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there's no need
for a vacuum.
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I love shoes.
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Me, too! I wear them
everywhere.
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I can't wait for my parents to
see how perfect we are together.
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Ow.
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Hey, Alex, we're getting
cups-on-chains to wear
around our necks.
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[laughs] Well, Justin's
girlfriend's a dog.
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Watch.
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Hey, guys! Can I play?
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Thank you.
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Yo, Isabella!
Fetch!
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[growls]
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Hey, Alex.
Isn't Isabella great?
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She's so athletic
and friendly.
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She says "hello" to
everyone in the park.
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Yeah, your girlfriend's
a dog.
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What are you talking about?
She's beautiful.
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You just hate that we're
perfect for each other.
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She put my sweater
in her mouth
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and played tug-of-war with me.
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Isabella's hiding something.
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Oh, you just don't
like the fact that
I'm falling in love.
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Yeah. Yeah, I am.
I'm falling in love.
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She ate a dog biscuit like
it was a chocolate chip cookie
right out of the oven.
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- [scoffs]
- She jumped in the air
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and caught a plastic
flying disc in her mouth.
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We both love catching plastic
flying discs in our mouth.
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That's one of
the many things
that we have in common.
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You can't catch a plastic
flying disc in your mouth.
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You can't catch a plastic
flying disc in your hands.
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Oh, yeah?
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Hey, Gunnar, hit me.
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Good throw!
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Am I bleeding?
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OK, OK, the swelling's
going down,
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you've cried it out,
you're gonna live.
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Now, Isabella, did you leave out
one piece of crucial information
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on your WizFace page, like
the fact that you're a dog?
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That's ridiculous.
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I wouldn't be ready
to commit myself to Isabella
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without having a pretty
good idea of who she is.
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You're not a dog,
are you?
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- No.
- See?
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I'm a werewolf.
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Whoa. I did not
see that coming.
233
00:12:26,767 --> 00:12:29,500
So what?
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Not seeing things coming
is the roller coaster of love.
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And I am strapped in,
ready for the ride.
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Today, I found out
my girlfriend's a werewolf.
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Yay!
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How many other guys
can say that?
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Well, none, because
I'm guessing
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anybody else who
could say that
has been eaten.
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That's a stereotype.
We're actually very loving.
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I sensed that about you.
243
00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:55,200
Oh, Justin, come on!
244
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,600
Just admit it.
You don't know
anything about her.
245
00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:00,600
Oh, Alex. I can't believe
your level of jealousy.
246
00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,800
I just hope that one day
you can be as happy as we are.
247
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:09,700
Oh, Justin, there is
one more thing that
you should know about me.
248
00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:11,667
Yes, my love?
249
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:16,400
When you kiss a werewolf,
you turn into a werewolf.
250
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:25,300
Ah. Perfect.
251
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:32,600
Oh my gosh, this is
gonna be so painful!
252
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,467
As my genetic structure
is changing,
253
00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:36,200
as my spine shifts
from human to canine,
254
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,967
as my hands elongate
and become lupine,
255
00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:41,400
waiting for the claws to shoot
out of my fingernails... [gasps]
256
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,100
I love you, Isabella!
257
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,767
That's another stereotype.
The change is pretty fast
and painless.
258
00:13:48,767 --> 00:13:51,000
Really?
259
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:58,467
Oh. You're right.
260
00:13:58,467 --> 00:14:02,500
[growls] Nice coat.
261
00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:05,667
Thanks.
262
00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:09,900
Alex, what are
we gonna do?
263
00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:14,367
Well, don't ask me. I proved
you guys don't know each other.
My work is done.
264
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,867
[barks]
265
00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:27,000
OK, so I'm a werewolf.
266
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,867
There's a price to love.
Love hurts. But I didn't die.
267
00:14:30,867 --> 00:14:32,967
Just a werewolf.
268
00:14:32,967 --> 00:14:34,600
I'm not gonna die,
am I?
269
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:39,467
No, you're good.
Just don't chase cars.
270
00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:42,734
All right, that's about as much
puppy love as I can take.
271
00:14:42,734 --> 00:14:45,000
Get it? Where do I
come up with these things?
272
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:49,500
Wait. Alex, you're not
gonna tell Dad, right?
273
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,500
No.
274
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,467
Because Dad would want
to blame this all on WizFace
275
00:14:53,467 --> 00:14:55,300
and then say, "I told you so."
276
00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:57,734
And then he'd want
to change me back.
277
00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:04,000
And maybe I don't
want to get changed back.
278
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,100
Maybe I like enjoy seeing
everything in black and white.
279
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,767
Maybe I'm perfectly
happy now as a werewolf.
280
00:15:10,767 --> 00:15:12,100
With Isabella.
281
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:15,900
- What is that smell?
- It's you, dude.
282
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:20,300
- It comes with the fur.
- Oh.
283
00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,200
Well, then I like it.
284
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,300
I love having fur.
285
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,867
I'm enjoying my
new lease on life.
286
00:15:26,867 --> 00:15:30,000
Don't you mean leash on life?
Oh, man. That is good one.
287
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,133
Up top. Oh, careful
with the claw, though.
288
00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:35,400
Stop judging us
with your hurtful jokes.
289
00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:39,700
Come on, Isabella. We're
obviously not accepted here.
290
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:41,200
We have to do
what people in love
291
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,900
have done since the
beginning of time.
292
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:46,700
Run away to the only place
where animals can be free.
293
00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:48,200
The park!
294
00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:53,367
OK, don't forget your
collars. It's flea season!
295
00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:56,600
Another one.
I am on fire.
296
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,100
OK, we're actually
going now.
297
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:03,600
And like I said,
don't tell Dad that
we're going to the park, OK?
298
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:07,767
I'm not. Why are you still here
and not chasing a cat?
299
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:10,800
It's that kind of hatred
and prejudice
300
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:14,133
that makes us unable to stay
here for one more moment.
301
00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:15,300
Come on, my love.
302
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:21,400
- [growling]
- [howling]
303
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:26,934
Hey, Alex, successful day
of dog walking.
304
00:16:26,934 --> 00:16:29,500
I got my
cup-on-a-chain.
305
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:32,200
Yep. Livin' the dream.
306
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,000
What's going on here?
307
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:38,100
Well, Justin's WizFace girl
turned out to be a werewolf.
308
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,033
They kissed,
he turned into a werewolf
309
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:45,000
and they away to spend the
rest of their lives together.
So I guess it's just you and me.
310
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,400
Well, hey, I got Justin
a cup-on-a-chain, but, uh...
311
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,600
His loss is your gain,
right?
312
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,500
Let's have a race
to see who can fill
theirs with spit first.
313
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:57,700
Go!
314
00:16:57,700 --> 00:17:00,367
Oh, my goodness,
I can't live like this.
315
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,033
Where are you
going?
316
00:17:02,033 --> 00:17:05,900
To tell Dad that Justin's
a werewolf and that I need
him back right away.
317
00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:17,400
[owl hooting]
318
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:20,600
I'm so glad we're
out here starting
our new lives together,
319
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:26,200
holding paws on this bench
with nobody stopping us,
including my parents.
320
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:30,600
I don't even care
if they were looking for me
and even if they heard me.
321
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,400
[howling]
322
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:37,200
I'm Justin Russo!
[howling]
323
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:40,000
Sitting on this
park bench!
324
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,934
Next to the lamp post.
[howling]
325
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,500
I'm getting
kind of hungry.
326
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,734
We should go eat
some cats or something.
327
00:17:57,734 --> 00:18:01,300
Werewolves don't eat cats.
That's a stereotype.
328
00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:03,967
Just like how we only
change during a full moon.
329
00:18:03,967 --> 00:18:05,667
We change every night.
330
00:18:06,967 --> 00:18:09,834
Even better.
331
00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:12,500
It's like people watch
a couple of movies
332
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,734
and suddenly they
know all about werewolves.
333
00:18:14,734 --> 00:18:17,500
Oh, I love those movies.
Like that one:Hey, Werewolf?
334
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:21,200
about the inner-city school
guidance counselor who
understands the kids,
335
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,600
because he knows
what it feels like
to be an outsider.
336
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:27,100
I can't believe you
would watch those movies.
They're demeaning.
337
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:28,700
I mean,Hey, Werewolf?
338
00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:31,033
I didn't believe
Ashton Kutcher for one minute.
339
00:18:31,033 --> 00:18:33,300
Those shows make us
look like animals
340
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:36,200
instead of people with
a condition, with
proper diet and exercise,
341
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,300
can live a normal,
healthy life.
342
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:41,367
[growls, howls]
343
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,467
I'm sorry.
344
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:48,000
OK. I got
a little worked up.
345
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,300
But I had no idea you
liked werewolf movies.
346
00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:54,900
That's the type of thing
you should've listed
on your WizFace profile.
347
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:57,967
I mean, I don't
really care where
you went to chess camp.
348
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:03,000
You're mad at me
because I left something out
of my WizFace profile?
349
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:07,000
I think you left
something out of your WizFace
profile that's pretty big.
350
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,367
What?
351
00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:11,200
Hmm... let me think
about what it is
352
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:15,100
while I stroke my beard.
And my arms.
353
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:18,400
And my whole body
because there's
hair all over it.
354
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,667
[making kissing sounds]
355
00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:23,834
[ball squeaks]
356
00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:28,700
Most moms have to look
for their lost kids at
the department store,
357
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:32,467
but no, I have to look
for my werewolf son
in the park!
358
00:19:32,467 --> 00:19:35,300
Hey. I said we'll get
pretzels when we find him.
359
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,200
We can get
pretzels anywhere.
360
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,100
Oh my gosh,
361
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,500
do you smell your mom,
your dad and your sister?
362
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,133
But mostly your dad?
363
00:19:50,867 --> 00:19:52,934
Yeah. And I see them.
364
00:19:52,934 --> 00:19:57,200
And after I
specifically told them
not to come after me!
365
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,000
Boy am I mad at her.
366
00:19:59,934 --> 00:20:02,133
- Over here!
- Good.
367
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:04,667
We'll lure them over and
then make a mad dash for it.
368
00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:06,200
Exactly.
369
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,934
I'll go this way
and you go that way.
370
00:20:07,934 --> 00:20:09,467
And no stopping
and digging.
371
00:20:09,467 --> 00:20:10,500
Got it!
372
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:26,734
Oh, guys, there's something
I have to tell you.
373
00:20:26,734 --> 00:20:30,100
You won best in show?
Congratulations.
374
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:33,400
I don't have to say,
"I told you so," do I?
375
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,200
No.
376
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,467
Well, I do.
377
00:20:37,467 --> 00:20:39,567
I told you so.
378
00:20:39,567 --> 00:20:42,100
You cannot trust what
people say on WizFace.
379
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:45,800
I thought we learned
that when your prom date had
matching shoes and saddle.
380
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:49,867
But apparently someone has to
turn themselves into a werewolf
for the lesson to take.
381
00:20:49,867 --> 00:20:53,667
My poor baby's
a werewolf!
382
00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:55,300
What are we gonna do?
383
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:57,667
Well, I'm not
shaving him.
384
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,200
It's not about shaving Justin.
385
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,867
I remember a recipe
to a potion.
386
00:21:03,867 --> 00:21:05,934
Thank you.
I'll drink anything.
387
00:21:05,934 --> 00:21:08,567
It's not exactly
a drinking potion.
388
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,500
Dad, this is embarrassing.
389
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:19,934
I know. It's a potion
and a punishment all in one.
390
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:24,600
I don't think it's working.
He's still hairy.
391
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,600
I'm cool as long as
he doesn't use my brush.
392
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,967
Oh, maybe you do drink it.
393
00:21:30,967 --> 00:21:33,400
Yep, it's a drinking potion.
394
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,467
[Theresa] What?!
395
00:21:35,467 --> 00:21:39,233
I didn't have to scrape
eggshells and coffee grounds
out of the bottom of that thing?
396
00:21:39,233 --> 00:21:42,767
Yeah, looks like we learned
a couple of things today.
397
00:21:42,767 --> 00:21:45,367
Yeah, Justin learned not
to trust people on WizFace,
398
00:21:45,367 --> 00:21:47,567
and you learned what
the word "ingest" means.
399
00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:49,667
I thought it meant joking.
400
00:21:51,033 --> 00:21:53,934
Am I supposed to drink
my own bath water?
401
00:21:53,934 --> 00:21:56,200
[both chanting]
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
402
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:59,800
[continue chanting]
403
00:22:05,233 --> 00:22:07,867
Ugh. I think I swallowed
an eggshell.
404
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,600
Hey, it's good
to see you again.
405
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,867
Yeah. I felt bad that it didn't
work out so well with us.
406
00:22:19,867 --> 00:22:22,867
I guess we should have gotten
to know each other first.
407
00:22:24,967 --> 00:22:28,600
I know. We didn't even get to
slow dance together at the prom.
408
00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:31,734
I'm not doing
anything right now.
409
00:22:31,734 --> 00:22:33,000
Me neither.
410
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,467
Cool.
411
00:22:35,567 --> 00:22:37,000
Later.
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