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OK. BEFORE I START CLASS,

I WANT TO REMIND YOU ALL THAT YOUR GRANDMOTHER

IS COMING FOR A VISIT,

AND SINCE SHE'S YOUR MOTHER'S MOTHER

AND NOT MY MOTHER, SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING

ABOUT ALL OF THIS.

YOU MEAN, HOW YOU WON'T TURN ON THE A/C IN HERE?

NO. I'M TALKING ABOUT MAGIC,

AND WHEN GRANDMA'S HERE, NO ONE USES MAGIC

OR TALKS ABOUT MAGIC.

GOT IT. DONE. WE KNOW, DAD.

NOW. LET'S TALK ABOUT MAGIC.

THE SPELL FOR TODAY-- BODY SWITCHING.

AWESOME. ALEX, YOU AND ME SWITCH SEATS.

MAX, THAT'S NOT MAGIC.

DAD, SHE NEVER LETS ME SIT THERE.

IT WOULD BE KIND OF MAGICAL.

FINE. SWITCH SPOTS. ANYTHING TO STOP THIS DISCUSSION.

OK. BODY SWITCHING IS A SPELL

WHERE TWO PEOPLE CAN SWITCH BODIES WITH EACH OTHER.

FOR INSTANCE, ALEX, YOU AND JUSTIN CAN SWITCH BODIES.

WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?

I CAN ALREADY DO MORE PULL-UPS THAN HIM.

YEAH. WELL, I'D SWITCH BODIES WITH CHUCK NORRIS,

DO MORE PULL-UPS, AND GIVE YOU A ROUNDHOUSE KICK.

YOU JUST ADMITTED I CAN DO MORE PULL-UPS THAN YOU.

OK. NOW THIS IS A TRICKY SPELL

BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T SWITCH BACK BEFORE SUNDOWN,

YOU'LL BE TRAPPED IN THE OTHER PERSON'S BODY FOREVER

WITH NO WAY OUT.

AND THEN YOU'LL BE A VAMPIRE,

AND YOU'LL HAVE TO DRINK BLOOD!

YOU REALLY HAVE TO START READING THE HANDOUTS.

ALEX, LET'S GIVE IT A TRY WITH ME AND YOU.

NOW JUST SAY THE TWO PEOPLE'S NAMES

AND THEN THIS...

CAMBIA CORPORUM MEUM CORPORA SUA NOMINAVI.

ALL RIGHT. ALEX, JERRY,

CAMBIA CORPORUM MEUM CORPORA SUA NOMINAVI.

WHOA!

EXCELLENT, ALEX. YOU EXECUTED THE SPELL PERFECTLY.

OH. MAYBE YOUR MOM'S RIGHT. I COULD DROP A COUPLE POUNDS.

WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE?

MAN, YOU HAVE A LOT OF HAIR.

SMOOTH, SCRATCHY. SMOOTH, SCRATCHY.

ALEX, LEAVE MY FACE ALONE.

YOU GUYS GET THE IDEA.

NOW SWITCH US BACK.

LATER. I'VE GOT A LITTLE SHOPPING TO DO FIRST.

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.

NO, BUT YOU DO.

BUT YOU JUST-- I JUST PUT YOU-- I JU--ALEX!

♪ WELL, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE A BREEZE ♪

♪ THAT THE END WILL, NO DOUBT, JUSTIFY THE MEANS ♪

♪ YOU CAN FIX ANY PROBLEM WITH THE SLIGHTEST OF EASE ♪

♪ YES, PLEASE ♪

♪ BUT YOU MIGHT FIND OUT IT'LL GO TO OUR HEAD ♪

♪ WHEN YOU WRITE A REPORT ON A BOOK YOU NEVER READ ♪

♪ WITH A SNAP OF YOUR FINGERS, YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BED ♪

♪ THAT'S WHAT I SAID ♪

♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ WHEN YOU CAN GET ALL YOU WANTED ♪

♪ IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS ♪

♪ YOU MIGHT RUN INTO TROUBLE IF YOU GO TO EXTREMES ♪

♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WHAT YOU WANT ♪

♪ BY THE SIMPLEST OF MEANS ♪

♪ BE CAREFUL NOT TO MESS WITH THE BALANCE OF THINGS ♪

♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

NICE TRY, LITTLE GIRL.

WHAT? I CHANGED US BACK AS SOON AS YOU CAUGHT ME.

I CAUGHT YOU AT THE REGISTER AT THE MALL.

OH. HARPER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

PLANNING YOUR QUINCEAÑERA.

OH, MY GOSH. AM I SICK?

WHAT'S A QUINCEAMONO?

IT'S A PARTY CELEBRATING A GIRL'S COMING OF AGE.

THAT'S WHY YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S COMING TO TOWN.

YOU GET TO WEAR A PINK BEAUTIFUL DRESS.

AND IT'S A LATIN AMERICAN TRADITION

THAT COMES FROM THE WORDS QUINCE, MEANING 15,

AND AÑO MEANING YEAR

AND ERA, WHICH JUST MAKES IT SOUND SPANISH.

YEAH. I'M SORRY. EVERYTHING AFTER PINK DRESS

WAS JUST "YUCK, YUCK, YUCK."

BUT THERE ARE RITUALS SYMBOLIZING YOUR BECOMING A WOMAN

THAT YOU GO THROUGH WITH YOUR DAD.

WHAT? I DIDN'T GIVE ANYBODY PERMISSION

TO BECOME A WOMAN.

I'M WITH DAD. YOU KNOW ME.

I DON'T DO ANYTHING DAD DOESN'T WANT

ME TO DO.

WELL, LOOK. I LOVE BEING HALF MEXICAN

AND HALF WHATEVER HE IS--

ITALIAN. ITALIAN. I TELL YOU THAT

EVERY TIME YOU ORDER PINEAPPLE ON YOUR PIZZA.

THE POINT IS, LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF.

IT'S ALL TOO GIRLY AND LAME.

NO, THANKS.

YOU'LL COME AROUND BECAUSE FOR THE DRESS

I'VE EMBRACED TRADITIONAL MEXICAN EMBROIDERY.

THE SHAWL WILL BE OVERNIGHTED FROM OAXACA, MEXICO.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I THINK YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE CHOKING

WHEN YOU SAY, "OAXACA,"

BUT MAYBE I COULD SPILL A LITTLE PAINT ON IT

AND RIP IT, AND THEN I'LL CALL IT A DRESS,

AND WHEN I'M DONE, IT WILL GO GREAT WITH THESE.

Theresa: NO, NO, NO. THERE'S A RITUAL

WHERE YOU CHANGE FROM A FLAT SHOE

TO A HIGH-HEEL SHOE.

WELL, MAYBE I CAN CHANGE FROM THESE HIGH-TOPS

TO EVEN HIGHER HIGH-TOPS.

NO, ALEX!

THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS THAT PEOPLE DO AT A QUINCEAÑERA,

AND WE'RE GOING TO DO THEM.

IF I CAN'T WEAR MY SNEAKERS

AND I HAVE TO WEAR THAT, THEN WE'RE NOT.

ALEX, YOU CAN'T CANCEL.

A LOT OF WORK HAS GONE INTO THIS.

IT'S MY PARTY. I CAN CANCEL IF I WANT TO.

IT'S NOT JUST YOUR PARTY.

IT'S OUR PARTY.

OH, YEAH? WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE

IT'S MOSTLY JUST ABOUT YOU.

IF I SEE SO MUCH AS A SCRATCH ON THAT BIKE,

SOMEONE'S GONNA EAT SPOKES.

GRANDMA!

LEXIE! OH.

MAMA. MIJA. OH.

HEY. AND HARPO.

HERE WE GO AGAIN. IT'S HAR-PER.

HI, GRANDMA. YEAH. HI.

HOW WAS YOUR BICYCLE TOUR AROUND NEW ENGLAND?

IT WAS LONG.

I WAS WORRIED THAT THE NEXT TIME

I SAW THAT BICYCLE SEAT

WAS GONNA BE IN ONE OF MY X-RAYS.

HEY. WHERE ARE JUSTIN AND MAX?

I LEARNED A NEW WRESTLING MOVE.

I WANT TO TRY IT OUT ON THEM.

JERRY, THAT'S THE WAY I LEFT YOU A YEAR AGO, EATING.

HI, MAGDALENA.

AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I LOST 5 POUNDS.

PULL UP YOUR SHIRT. I THINK I FOUND THEM.

SO HOW'S THE PARTY PLANNING GOING, GIRLS?

THEY'RE VERY SENSITIVE WHEN YOU

MAKE FUN OF MY WEIGHT.

I TALKED TO YOUR MOM.

SHE THINKS YOUR DAD COULD DROP 5 POUNDS, TOO.

SHE'S MOSTLY UPSET ABOUT YOU.

EH, SHE'LL GET OVER IT.

WELL, I HAVEN'T SEEN HER THIS UPSET

SINCE SHE WAS 15 AND SHE ASKED

IF SHE COULD HAVE A QUINCEAÑERA

AND WE COULDN'T AFFORD IT.

SHE WANTED ONE, AND SHE COULDN'T HAVE ONE?

YEAH.

IS THAT WHY SHE WANTS ME TO HAVE ONE SO BAD?

I DON'T KNOW, MIJA. MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

MAYBE SHE FIGURED AT LEAST SHE'D GET TO HAVE ONE FOR YOU.

BUT IT'S JUST NOT ME. I REALLY DON'T WANT ONE.

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE CAN'T HAVE ONE.

DON'T BE SILLY. YOUR MOTHER CAN'T

HAVE A QUINCEAÑERA.

SHE'D HAVE TO BE A 15-YEAR-OLD GIRL.

STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED.

NO. SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE.

HEY, DAD. WHERE'S MOM?

DOING WHAT SHE ALWAYS DOES

WHEN SHE'S UPSET--

VENTING TO CUSTOMERS ABOUT WHAT'S WRONG

WITH HER LIFE.

I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE ANOTHER DAUGHTER

I COULD GIVE MY HOPES AND DREAMS TO, YOU KNOW?

ANYWAY, CORNED BEEF?

HEY, MOM. GOOD NEWS. I CHANGED MY MIND.

I WANT A PARTY AFTER ALL.

WHAT? WE'RE NOT READY.

I THOUGHT WE AGREED-- NO WOMANHOOD.

OH, MY GOSH. YOU DO, YOU REALLY DO?

AAH! I'M SO EXCITED!

IT'S GONNA BE PERFECT AS LONG AS IT'S OVER BY SUNDOWN.

WHY SUNDOWN?

BECAUSE I HEAR THAT YOU CAN GET

THE BANQUET ROOMS FOR CHEAPER.

YEAH. THAT'S WHAT I HEARD. GOOD.

OH, HONEY, I'M SO EXCITED.

IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.

YOU'RE GONNA LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A SPECIAL DANCE

WITH EACH ONE OF YOUR BROTHERS.

WAIT A MINUTE.

I HEARD DANCING AND BROTHERS.

I SIGNED YOU UP FOR A COUPLE

OF BALLROOM DANCE LESSONS

SO YOU'LL BE READY FOR ALEX'S QUINCEAÑERA.

SO THESE TWO EGGHEADS HAVE TO DANCE?

I THOUGHT DAD MADE A RULE AGAINST HER BEING A WOMAN.

WELL, I THOUGHT DAD MADE A RULE AGAINST HER CALLING US EGGHEADS.

SO I GUESS THIS WOMANHOOD TRAIN

IS CLEARLY LEAVING WITHOUT ME.

LOOK. AS A FATHER, I AM NOT GONNA BE LEFT BEHIND,

SO I'M ON BOARD.

NO, I'M NOT!

OK, CLASS. ON TO SOMETHING

THAT ALL BUT TWO OF YOU CAN DO.

THE SALSA.

OOH! SALSA. WERE WE SUPPOSED TO BRING CHIPS?

AND 1, 2, 3, 5, 6--

THIS DOOR SHOULD OPEN OUT.

HI, BOYS. I CAME TO PICK UP MY GRANDSONS.

BUT, GRANDMA, WE'RE ABOUT TO SALSA.

IT'S NOT JUST A ZESTY DIP.

SO THESE TWINKLE TOES ARE GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO SALSA?

OH, FINE. I LOVE A GOOD COMEDY.

AHEM. RICHARD.

1, 2, 3

AND ADD THE 3-STEP SPIN.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. YOU CALL THAT A SALSA?

IT LOOKS MORE LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO GET GUM OFF YOUR SHOE.

MAYBE IT WOULD BE BETTER IF YOU ALL LEFT.

FINE. I'LL TEACH MY GRANDSONS HOW TO SALSA.

BUT, GRANDMA, MOM EXPECTS US TO LEARN HOW TO DANCE.

IF I CAN MAKE SALSA, I CAN DANCE THE SALSA.

YOU'VE HEARD THE SAYING--

YOU DANCE WHAT YOU EAT.

UM, GRANDMA, IT'S YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT.

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DANCE?

NO. THEN SHUT UP.

1, 2, 3, WRESTLE!

YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL!

YEAH. PINK AND PUFFY.

REALLY PINK AND PUFFY.

BUT IT'S OK BECAUSE I'M NOT GONNA BE THE ONE WEARING IT.

YOU ARE. ALEX, THERESA,

CAMBIA CORPORUM MEUM CORPORA SUA NOMINAVI.

ARE YOU DOING MAGIC?

OHH! OHH!

WHOA.

WH--WHY AM I LOOKING AT MYSELF?

WELL, YOU MAY BE LOOKING AT YOURSELF ON THE OUTSIDE,

BUT IT'S ME ON THE INSIDE. HI, MOM.

YOU'RE--YOU'RE IN MY BODY?

YEP, AND YOU'RE IN MY BODY.

YOU ARE GROUNDED AS SOON AS YOU GET BACK IN THIS BODY

BECAUSE I AM NOT GROUNDING MYSELF.

ALEXANDRA MARGARITA RUSSO,

YOU PROMISED YOUR FATHER YOU WOULDN'T DO MAGIC

WHILE YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S VISITING.

MOM, I KNOW YOU'RE MAD,

BUT JUST HEAR ME OUT.

THIS IS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN ENJOY THE QUINCEAÑOMA

YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED,

AND THEN IF YOU'RE MAD,

WELL, THEN PUNISH ME.

IT'S OK. FINE.

IT'S QUINCEAÑERA!

OH, MY GOSH! I LOVE THIS DRESS!

I'M SO PINK AND PUFFY. I'M 15 AGAIN!

THAT'S RIGHT, MOM. YOU'RE 15 AGAIN.

OH. I'M SORRY.

DON'T BE SORRY. THIS IS FANTASTIC.

I'M HAVING A QUINCEAÑERA!

YOU THINK WE CAN PULL THIS OFF.

TRUST ME. IT WOULD NOT BE THE FIRST TIME

I GOT AWAY WITH MAGIC.

I MEAN, IT WOULD TOTALLY BE THE FIRST TIME.

ALEX. WHAT?

NO. YOU DON'T MEAN WHAT. I MEAN WHAT. WHAT?

OH, I TALKED TO YOUR MOM,

AND SHE DECIDED THAT IT WAS OK

FOR YOU TO WEAR THE SHOES THAT YOU WANTED.

OH, MY GOSH! WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL ME?

HEH. I WAS GONNA TELL YOU BEFORE THE THING HAPPENED.

BEFORE THE THING THAT JUST HAPPENED?

YES. THE BIG THING.

OH.

WHAT BIG THING?

OH. NOTHING. I JUST DECIDED

THAT I'M VERY OK WITH WEARING HIGH HEELS

AND THIS TIARA.

I LOOK LIKE A PRINCESS.

GRANDMA, DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD TEACH US HOW TO DANCE NOW?

WE'VE BEEN TELLING MOM THAT WE'VE BEEN GOING TO LESSONS.

DON'T WORRY. THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME

FOR DANCE LESSONS.

WHEN? THE QUINCEAÑERA IS NOW.

OH. WHOA!

TIME GOT AWAY FROM ME, EH?

I NEED TO GET ALEX A PRESENT.

MAX, YOU GO FIND ME SOME SCOTCH TAPE,

AND, JUSTIN, YOU GO FIND ME SOME WRAPPING PAPER.

OH. UH, EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. YOU KNOW, THAT NECKLACE

REALLY DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR OUTFIT.

OH, I KNOW. HOW ABOUT I BUY IT OFF OF YOU?

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?

YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T WANT IT TO HAVE TO COME TO THIS,

BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY OUT.

WE HAVE TO BREAK EACH OTHER'S LEGS.

OK. ME FIRST.

YOU GOT IT.

ATTENTION, EVERYONE.

I PRESENT TO YOU MY DAUGHTER ALEX RUSSO.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, EVERYONE, FOR COMING TO MY QUINCEAÑERA.

I JUST LOVE SAYING, "MY QUINCEAÑERA."

EVERYONE, ALL TOGETHER, "MY QUINCEAÑERA!"

MY QUINCEAÑERA!

WOW! ALEX IS REALLY INTO THIS.

NOT TO TAKE ALL THE CREDIT,

BUT I ALWAYS KNEW I COULD CHANGE HER.

WHAT? YOU KNOW I JUST LIKE TO EAT THE ICING.

SO DOES ALEX. NOW I KNOW WHERE SHE GETS IT FORM.

YEAH.

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE SYMBOLIC SHOE CEREMONY.

WHOO-HOO!

Jerry: FIRST, I WILL REMOVE

ALEX'S FLAT SHOES,

AND THEN I WILL PUT ON THESE HIGH-HEEL SHOES.

GET YOUR OWN, MISTER!

WHAT I MEANT IS, I WILL PUT THESE HIGH-HEEL SHOES ON ALEX

TO SYMBOLIZE A GIRL BECOMING A WOMAN.

WHOO!

MOM.

YES, SON?

WE GOT KICKED OUT OF DANCE CLASS.

WE NEVER LEARNED HOW TO DANCE.

WE'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE COMPLETE FOOLS OUT THERE.

YOU EGGHEADS! YOU'RE GONNA RUIN THIS WHOLE THING.

WAIT A MINUTE. EGGHEADS,

EATING THE ICING OFF THE CUPCAKE,

YOUR LIP,

AND THOSE HIGH-TOPS!

OHH! THE BODY SWITCHING SPELL.

YOU SWITCHED BODIES WITH MOM, DIDN'T YOU, ALEX?

SHH! KEEP IT DOWN, NIMROD!

NIMROD? ALEX.

THAT MEANS MOM'S OUT THERE.

THAT MEANS WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DANCE WITH HER

AND BE GOOD.

OK. UM--OK, HOW ABOUT I DO THE ROBOT

AND YOU PRETEND TO OIL ME?

NO, YOU EGGHEAD.

WE CAN SWITCH BODIES WITH SOMEONE, TOO--

THE DANCE INSTRUCTORS.

ATTENTION, EVERYONE. JUSTIN AND MAX

HAVE PREPARED TO DANCE WITH ALEX.

MAX, CANDACE... JUSTIN, RICHARD...

Both: CAMBIA CORPORUM MEUM CORPORA SUA NOMINAVI.

WHOA!

WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT LIKE ALL

THE OTHER TROUBLE SPOTS I'VE

GOTTEN INTO IN MY LIFE,

I'M GONNA DANCE MY WAY OUT.

[SALSA MUSIC PLAYING]

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SALSA?

YES, I DO.

IF YOU WERE 15 YEARS OLDER,

I WOULD ASK YOU TO DINNER, MI AMOR.

OK. THAT'S REALLY WEIRD.

IT'S TIME FOR THE BIG FINALE.

LEAP INTO MY ARMS.

REALLY?

I'VE GOT YOU, BABY.

ARMS DOWN. HOLD IT, GIRL.

THAT'S IT!

YOU'RE A SWAN!

I'M A SWAN!

WHOO! WHOO!

WHOA. WHOA.

WE MADE IT BACK BY SUNDOWN.

DID ALEX AND MOM SWITCH BACK YET?

I DON'T THINK SO.

ALEX, THE SUN IS GOING DOWN.

SUNDOWN? I'VE GOT TO SWITCH BACK,

OR I'LL BE STUCK IN MOM'S BODY FOREVER.

THANKS, BRO. ALEX, THERESA,

CAMBIA CORPORUM MEUM--

THERESA.

OH--UH, MA.

YOU KNOW, YOUR FATHER ALWAYS WANTED TO GIVE A SPEECH

AT YOUR QUINCEAÑERA.

HE EVEN WROTE ONE,

AND NOW THAT WE ARE HERE AT YOUR DAUGHTER'S,

I'M GOING TO READ IT TO YOU.

"MY DEAREST DAUGHTER THERESA,

"WHEN YOU WERE BORN AT 6:02 P.M.,

"IT WAS A RAINY, RAINY DAY.

I KNEW BECAUSE I HADN'T FIXED THE ROOF YET."

SO HOW MANY PAGES?

I DON'T KNOW. LIKE, 30.

YOU KNOW, HE WAS ALWAYS FIXING THAT ROOF.

ALWAYS, HUH?

OOPS! UM, I'M A KLUTZ.

OH. WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, MAXIMILIAN, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?

I HAVE IT MEMORIZED.

OH.

I JUST WOULD HOLD THE PAPERS

FOR, YOU KNOW, THAT SORT OF DRAMATIC EFFECT.

LET'S SEE NOW. WHERE WAS I, WHERE WAS I?

OH. OH, YES. THE ROOF. THE ROOF.

OK. "AND THEN WHEN YOU STARTED WALKING,

"I HEARD THE PITTER-PATTER OF BOTH YOUR FEET AND RAIN.

"I STILL HADN'T FIXED THE ROOF.

HEY, HEY, UH, GRANDMA. YOU WANT TO WRESTLE NOW?

NO. IN A MINUTE, OK, MIJO?

THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT EMOTIONAL MOMENT.

OH. SO ARE YOU SAYING YOU'RE CHICKEN?

YOU KNOW, I'M JUST GONNA START FROM THE VERY TOP.

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE CRYING HERE.

BAWK, BAWK! BA-GAW! BAWK!

OH, IT'S ON!

WE'LL PICK THIS UP LATER.

OH. IT'S NOT FAIR.

ALEX, ALEX, THE SUN'S GOING DOWN.

HURRY. SAY IT, SAY IT.

OH. UH, ALEX, THERESA, CAMBIA CORPORUM

MEUM CORPORA SUA NOMINAVI.

WHOA! WHOA!

AHH.

OW!

THESE HIGH HEELS ARE LAME.

GET THEM OFF ME.

SHE'S BACK.

ALEX, I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU

BECAUSE THE QUINCEAÑERA WAS EVERYTHING I HOPED FOR.

YOU KNOW, GRANDMA WAS READING ME THIS LETTER

THAT GRANDPA WROTE FOR YOU.

YOU SHOULD REALLY HEAR IT.

OH. THE ONE ABOUT THE LEAKY ROOF?

HE READ THAT FOR EVERYTHING--

BIRTHDAYS, WEDDINGS.

HE EVEN READ IT WHEN HE WON 10 BUCKS OFF A LOTTO SCRATCHIER.

OH. WELL, I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT,

AND I'M GLAD IT'S OVER.

WELL, IT'S NOT OVER YET, YOUNG LADY.

IT'S TIME FOR THE FATHER-DAUGHTER DANCE.

OH, ALEX, YOU REALLY ARE GROWING UP.

YOU DID ALL THIS FOR YOUR MOTHER,

AND LOOK HOW HAPPY IT MADE HER.

I'M GLAD WE DID THIS, TOO, DAD.

YOU REALLY ARE TURNING INTO A WONDERFUL WOMAN

JUST LIKE HER.

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, HONEY.

EVEN WHEN I BREAK THE RULES AND USE MAGIC BEHIND YOUR BACK?

EVEN THEN.

OH, HONEY, ARE YOU CRYING?

YEAH, BUT WHY AREN'T YOU?

YOU'VE BEEN CRYING FOR DAYS.

WELL, I THINK I'M ALL CRIED OUT.

REALLY? WHAT IF I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH

THIS QUINCEAÑERA COST?

OH, MY GOSH! HERE IT GOES AGAIN.

WELL, GUYS, YOU MANAGED TO REFRAIN

FROM USING MAGIC THE WHOLE TIME

GRANDMA'S BEEN HERE.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

IT WASN'T EASY.

IT TOOK A LOT OF RESTRAINT.

BUT YOU SHOULD REALLY PAT YOURSELVES ON THE BACK.

WELL, I'VE NEVER BEEN IN THIS ROOM BEFORE.

WOW! IS THIS ROOM WHAT I THINK IT IS?

WHAT ROOM DO YOU THINK IT IS?

HMM. THE WRESTLING ROOM?

BEST 2 OUT OF 3!