Original subtitles

HEY, MOM. OK. SO YOU AND DAD

CROSSED OVER INTO NEW JERSEY, RIGHT?

THEN IT'S OFFICIAL. I'M IN CHARGE.

BECAUSE WHAT IF THERE WAS A TIDAL WAVE OR SOMETHING?

I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.

BUT IF THERE WAS, THEN WOULD I BE IN CHARGE?

YES!

ALL RIGHT. I'M IN CHARGE.

OHH!

OH, LOOK. A TIDAL WAVE.

NOW YOU'RE IN CHARGE!

NOT FUNNY, ALEX. THIS IS MY NEW SWEATER.

JUSTIN, WHEN YOU WEAR IT EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK,

IT'S NOT NEW. IT JUST NEEDS A WASH.

OHH!

OK. I WASHED IT. YOU'RE WELCOME.

OHH, WELL. HAVE A GOOD DAY, YOU GUYS.

I'M OUT OF HERE.

ALEX!

WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

I'M MEETING RILEY AT THE STREET FAIR.

UH, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE STREET FAIR,

AND YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME

BECAUSE MOM AND DAD LEFT ME IN CHARGE.

JUSTIN, MOST 16-YEAR-OLD BOYS HAVE FUN

WHEN THEIR PARENTS LEAVE TOWN.

UH, BEING THE AUTHORITY FIGURE IS FUN.

NOW I'VE PREPARED A WIZARD TRAINING REVIEW SHEET

ON SOME SPELLS THAT I FEEL DAD HASN'T COVERED ENOUGH IN CLASS.

MURRIETA ANIMATA? I KNOW THIS ONE.

IT'S THE ONE THAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE THE BOSS OF ME.

HEH HEH HEH!

NO. MURRIETA ANIMATA IS A SPELL

FOR MAKING AN INANIMATE OBJECT COME TO LIFE.

THANKS. THAT'S THE ANSWER.

WELL, I'M DONE WITH MY REVIEW. SEE YOU LATER.

♪ WELL, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE A BREEZE ♪

♪ THAT THE END WILL, NO DOUBT, JUSTIFY THE MEANS ♪

♪ YOU CAN FIX ANY PROBLEM WITH THE SLIGHTEST OF EASE ♪

♪ YES, PLEASE ♪

♪ BUT YOU MIGHT FIND OUT IT'LL GO TO OUR HEAD ♪

♪ WHEN YOU WRITE A REPORT ON A BOOK YOU NEVER READ ♪

♪ WITH A SNAP OF YOUR FINGERS, YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BED ♪

♪ THAT'S WHAT I SAID ♪

♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ WHEN YOU CAN GET ALL YOU WANTED ♪

♪ IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS ♪

♪ YOU MIGHT RUN INTO TROUBLE IF YOU GO TO EXTREMES ♪

♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WHAT YOU WANT ♪

♪ BY THE SIMPLEST OF MEANS ♪

♪ BE CAREFUL NOT TO MESS WITH THE BALANCE OF THINGS ♪

♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

AND THE JESSICA MILLER TOLD MARY ANNA O'SHAUGHNESSY

THAT I SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO GET OUT OF GYM IF NO ONE ELSE COULD.

SO THEN MARY ANNA SAID THAT TO--RILEY!

WHAT?!

YOU WE'RE STARING AT MARY ANNA O'SHAUGHNESSY.

I WASN'T STARING.

IS IT BECAUSE SHE'S GOT BIGGER HIPS THAN I DO?

BECAUSE I THINK THEY'RE FAKE.

I WAS JUST LOOKING, THAT'S ALL.

ALEX, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GET SO JEALOUS?

JUST LOOKING, HUH? AS IN JUST BROWSING?

AS IN DOING A LITTLE SHOPPING AROUND?

WHAT YOU IN THE MARKET FOR, RILEY,

A NEW GIRLFRIEND?

HEY. HONEY.

YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN!

HONEY! HONEY!

HE'S GIVING OUT FREE HONEY SAMPLES!

I MEAN, COME ON, ALEX. THIS IS CRAZY.

I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD GO OUT ANYMORE.

WHAT?!

YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME?

BUT WE'RE SO GOOD TOGETHER.

I MEAN, WE HAVE SO MANY GOOD MEMORIES.

REMEMBER YOU, ME,

AND THE PENGUINS AT THE ZOO?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M ACTING OUT OUR FAVORITE MEMORIES.

AND THEN THAT ONE TIME WHEN WE

WENT FOR A WALK,

AND THEN WE WENT DOWN THE STAIRS.

ALEX, I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU.

OK. I'M NOT A VERY GOOD MIME. I'LL ADMIT THAT.

NO. IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE CONSTANTLY JEALOUS.

I'M NOT CONSTANTLY JEALOUS.

I JUST REALLY LIKE YOU.

WELL, YOU HAVE A FUNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT.

NO, I DON'T. I'M CONSTANTLY JEALOUS!

THAT'S HOW I SHOW IT!

OK. I'M DONE WITH MY WIZARD HOMEWORK.

CAN I WATCH TV NOW?

SIT. AHEM. LET ME CHECK IT.

MM-HMM, MM-HMM, MM-HMM, MM.

YES. YOU MIGHT WANT TO LOOK AT SPELL 5.

I GOT SPELL 5 WRONG?

NO. SPELL 5's THE ONLY ONE YOU GOT RIGHT.

YOU'RE MEANER THAN DAD.

THANK YOU, AND YOU'RE DUMBER THAN I THOUGHT.

WELL, THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT I WAS DUMBER.

NOW WHO'S DUMB?

OK. YOU NEED TO THINK HARDER

ABOUT THE MURRIETA ANIMATA SPELL.

IF YOU LEAVE AN ANIMATED OBJECT

ANIMATED TOO LONG, THEN IT DEVELOPS EMOTIONS.

YOU MEAN, IF I TURNED THIS DOLL INTO A PERSON,

IT WOULD FEEL BAD ABOUT BEING STUCK IN THE BOX.

DON'T TOUCH THAT!

THAT'S CALICO WOMAN

IN HER LEGION OF THE SUPERLADIES UNIFORM.

THEY ONLY MADE 1,000 OF THESE LOVELY LADIES.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, CALICO WOMAN?

SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THERE'S 999 OTHER GUYS

WHO COULDN'T GET A GIRL TO TALK TO THEM?

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.

RILEY BROKE UP WITH YOU?

YEAH, BUT I'M BEING REALLY STRONG.

OH. THAT'S GOOD. YOU WANT SOME CHURRO?

SURE. RILEY USED TO BUY FOOD AND LET ME EAT SOME OF IT.

YOU GUYS WERE SO GOOD TOGETHER.

REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU WENT TO THE PENGUINS?

EEK EEK EEK EEK!

OH. THAT DID LOOK WEIRD.

HEY, ALEX. I HEARD THAT YOU AND RILEY BROKE UP.

WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU AND I GO OUT?

UM, EXCUSE ME, KEN.

HI. UH, WE'RE GOING OUT, LIKE, RIGHT NOW.

YEAH. I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TALK WITH YOU ABOUT THAT.

THIS WILL ONLY TAKE A SECOND.

WAIT FOR ME?

I CAN'T BELIEVE RILEY THINKS I'M JEALOUS!

YOU KNOW, RILEY WOULD BE JEALOUS, TOO,

IF I WERE LOOKING AT OTHER GUYS ALL DAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO?

YOU SHOULD HAVE AN OPEN AND HONEST TALK WITH RILEY

TO ESTABLISH TRUST.

THEN YOU'LL HAVE A FIRM FOUNDATION FOR THE FUTURE.

EWW! THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING

OLD COUPLES IN THEIR 20s WOULD DO.

THEN WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

I'M THINKING I'LL FIND A BOYFRIEND

WHO'S CUTER THAN RILEY, MAKE HIM JEALOUS,

AND THEN HE'LL WANT TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH ME.

YEAH! WHAT AM I THINKING?

WE'RE NOT IN OUR 20s.

WE DON'T WATCH THE NEWS.

HA HA HA!

HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

[SIGH] [SIGH]

SO SEE ANY CUTE GUYS AROUND HERE?

MM. I SEE A LOT OF CUTE GUYS.

HEY. HARPER...

DID YOU SEE THAT BOOTH WHERE THEY SELL

ROCK FAMILIES WITH THE EYES GLUED ON THEM?

WHERE? AROUND THE CORNER.

DO THEY HAVE ANY WITH TWO PARENTS,

ONE TEENAGED GIRL, AND HE SMALLEST SHRIVELED-UP GRANDMA?

[SQUEALS]

MURRIETA ANIMATA!

OW! THAT POLE HURTS.

WELL, HELLO, HANDSOME.

HELLO. HELLO TO YOU.

HELLO.

[DEEP VOICE] HELLO.

[NORMAL VOICE] I CAN SAY HELLO.

WHY CAN I SAY HELLO?

I'LL EXPLAIN THAT LATER.

THE IMPORTANT IS I'M ALEX,

AND YOUR NAME IS MANNY.

YEAH. MANNY, LAST NAME KIN.

MANNY KIN. OK.

AND YOU'RE MY NEW BOYFRIEND.

WHOA! THIS IS MOVING TOO FAST.

I JUST GOT OFF THAT POLE.

LET'S GO.

NO. OH!

YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK SO FAMILIAR.

WHERE DO I KNOW YOU FROM?

YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE MY UNCLE,

BUT THEY TOOK HIM AWAY A LONG TIME AGO.

HA HA HA! I MEAN, THAT'S OK

BECAUSE, I MEAN, IT WAS JUST ME IN THE WINDOW THEN

FOR A WHILE. HA HA HA!

YOU PUT HIM THERE. WHY? WHY?

THIS IS MY MOM, MY DAD, MY GRANDMA, AND ME.

YOUR DAD'S A PIRATE?

OH, MY GOSH! ONE OF MY DAD'S EYES FELL OFF!

NOBODY MOVE. NOBODY MOVE!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M CLEANING CALICO WOMAN

BECAUSE I'M SELLING HER ON THE INTERNET.

WELL, HER AND MAN BOY.

EVEN THE BOX HAS TO BE IN MINT CONDITION.

OH, BY THE WAY, DID YOU CLEAN YOUR ROOM

OR JUST SHOVE EVERYTHING UNDER THE BED?

CLEANING MY ROOM IS SHOVING EVERYTHING UNDER MY BED.

THAT'S WHY BEDS HAVE AN UNDERNEATH.

THINK.

HEY, EVERYBODY. THIS MY NEW BOYFRIEND MANNY.

HEY, EVERYBODY. I CAN SAY HELLO.

UH, HELLO. I'M JUSTIN.

COOL.

UH, ALEX, WHAT HAPPENED TO RILEY?

WE BROKE UP, LIKE, AN HOUR AGO.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

AFTER GRIEVING OVER RILEY FOR 15 MINUTES,

I MET MANNY, AND IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT,

RIGHT, MANNY?

RIGHT!

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO FEEL ALIVE

UNTIL I MET ALEX.

AW, THAT'S SO SWEET.

YOU GUYS MAKE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE.

ALEX, IT'S LIKE MANNY WAS MADE FOR YOU.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

MANNY, THIS IS HARPER.

NICE TO MEET YOU. I'M LOOKING FOR AN EYE.

NO.

AND MY BROTHER MAX

AND MY OLDER BROTHER MR. RUSSO,

AND THOSE ARE MR. RUSSO'S DOLLS.

Harper: FOUND IT!

THIS ISN'T MY DAD'S EYE.

IT'S A BUTTON.

WAIT. BUTTONS DON'T HAVE LEGS!

AAH! IT'S A BUG!

ALEX.

CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

I DON'T KNOW. MANNY AND I ARE PRETTY BUSY

TALKING ABOUT HOW I DON'T GET JEALOUS, BUT...

SURE.

I FEEL HORRIBLE ABOUT OUR BREAKUP.

I WAS STUPID.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT FELT LIKE TO FEEL JEALOUS

UNTIL I SAW YOU WITH THAT GUY OVER THERE.

HIS NAME IS MANNY.

I PREFER TO CALL HIM THAT GUY OVER THERE.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, RILEY?

YOU WANT TO GET BACK TOGETHER?

I WOULD. YES.

WELL, I DON'T--OK.

REALLY? WELL, WHAT ABOUT THAT GUY OVER THERE?

OH, DON'T WORRY. MANNY'S USED TO BEING STOOD UP.

IT'S AN--IT'S AN INSIDE THING. OHH.

STOOD UP.

YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME?

YES. AND YOU'RE OK WITH IT

BECAUSE I'M GONNA TURN YOU BACK INTO A MANNEQUIN.

ALL RIGHT.

GARYBAY IMMOBILITAY.

HUH. OK. ONE MORE TIME.

GARYBAY IMMOBILITAY.

EXCUSE ME.

STAY!

JUSTIN, QUESTION COMPLETELY OUT OF THE BLUE,

BUT WHAT'S THE SPELL TO UNANIMATE

SOMETHING YOU'VE BROUGHT TO LIFE?

GARYBAY IMMOBILITAY.

OH. WELL, I TRIED.

SO. MANNY, THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY.

YOU'RE FREE TO LIVE YOUR LIFE.

YOU'LL DO GREAT OUT THERE, HANDSOME KID LIKE YOU. OK.

YOU ENJOY. ALL RIGHT.

YOU KNOW, THAT'S TOO BAD.

I REALLY LIKED MANNY.

OH, AND HE WEARS THE SAME SWEATER AS ME,

WHICH I SAW ON A MANNEQUIN

THAT LOOKED A LOT LIKE MANNY...KIN.

MANN-Y KIN. MANN-EEE KIN. MANNEQUIN.

YES, I ANIMATED THE MANNEQUIN FROM THE STORE!

GUHH! SSS.

WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

ALEX, YOU CAN'T BE USING MAGIC WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.

THAT'S A COMPLETE DISRESPECT TO MY AUTHORITY.

I TRIED TO CHANGE HIM BACK,

BUT IT DIDN'T WORK.

UH-OH.

WHAT UH-OH?

IF YOU BRING SOMETHING TO LIFE

AND IT DEVELOPS EMOTIONS, YOU CAN'T CHANGE IT BACK.

MANNY'S IN LOVE WITH YOU.

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. HE'S A MANNEQUIN.

HE CAN'T BE IN LOVE WITH ME.

ALEX, LOOK. I BROUGHT YOU ONE FLOWER

FOR EVERY MINUTE THAT I'VE LOVED YOU.

OH, NO.

MANNY, WE BROKE UP. DON'T YOU REMEMBER?

YOU HAVE TO STOP FOLLOWING ME.

I CAN'T, ALEX.

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU.

YOU GET ME.

YOU TAUGHT ME HOW TO DRINK FROM A STRAW

WITHOUT POKING MYSELF IN THE EYE.

REMEMBER THE TIME I KISSED THE DUCK?

BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE ELSE GOT YOU

AND THEN YOU COULD HAVE EVEN BETTER TIMES WITH THEM?

REALLY?

DO YOU KNOW THAT SOMEONE?

I THINK I DID. SHE'S A REAL DOLL.

SHE'S A FRIEND OF MY BROTHER'S.

MORE WIZARD HOMEWORK?

DAD DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ME DO HOMEWORK ON FRIDAY.

MAX, IF YOU PUT IT OFF UNTIL SUNDAY NIGHT,

THEN I WON'T BE ABLE TO PUT YOUR KIDS TO BED EARLY

AND HAVE A LITTLE QUIET TIME FOR MYSELF.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, LIGHT SOME CANDLES AND TAKE A BATH?

MY QUIET TIME IS MY QUIET TIME.

OK. SO YOU'RE A TEENAGED BOY

WHO DRINKS TEA

AND LIKES TO TAKE BATHS.

LIKE I'M NOT GONNA TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT ON THE INTERNET.

HEY! HEY! YOU GET DOWN HERE, YOUNG MAN.

THAT'S IT!

MURRIETA ANIMATA GRANDE!

OW! OH, THOSE TWIST TIES REALLY HURT.

MANNY, MEET CALICO WOMAN.

CALICO WOMAN, MEET MANNY.

YOU TWO HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.

I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON WITH A SUPERHERO!

OH. YOU'RE SO WRONG, MANNY.

WHO LIKES TO SAY HELLO?

OOH, OOH, OOH! HELLO!

HELLO.

WHO HERE IS DISHWASHER SAFE?

THAT'S THE ONLY THING ABOUT ME THAT'S SAFE.

[HISSES]

SEE? YOU TWO ARE GONNA BE SO HAPPY TOGETHER.

I'M STILL IN LOVE WITH HER.

WHEN YOU SAY THAT, THAT MAKES ME REALLY MAD.

YEAH. THAT'S CALLED JEALOUSY.

OH! I DON'T LIKE THAT FEELING.

THERE. SEE? ALL DONE.

HE'S PERFECTLY HAPPY WITH HER.

NOW NOTHING COULD GO WRONG.

OH! I HOPE I DIDN'T JINX THAT.

AND RIGHT AFTER DINNER,

YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHOWER

AND THEN GET IN YOUR PAJAMAS.

CAN I TAKE A SHOWER IN MY PAJAMAS?

THEN YOU WOULD BE WET,

YOUR PAJAMAS WOULD BE WET,

AND YOUR ENTIRE BED WOULD BE WET.

BUT IF EVERYTHING'S WET, IS ANYTHING REALLY WET?

LIKE WHEN YOU'RE TOTALLY UNDERWATER,

YOU'RE NOT REALLY WET.

YES, YOU ARE.

CALICO WOMAN'S GONE!

WELL, DUH. IT SAYS RIGHT HERE,

"NO CHAINS CAN HOLD HER."

CHAINS ARE A LOT STRONGER THAN A CARDBOARD BOX.

ALEX!

SEE?

MAX, WHAT ARE YOU--

Manny: ALEX, DON'T LEAVE ME.

LOOK, LOOK! I WON YOU A STUFFED GORILLA.

ALL RIGHT. ENOUGH.

THIS HAS GOT TO STOP, MANNY.

IT'S OVER.

BUT I'M IN LOVE WITH HER.

SERIOUSLY, IT'S OVER!

OTHERWISE, THAT PRETTY FACE

AIN'T GONNA BE SO PRETTY NO MORE.

OH, NO. YOU'RE NOT GONNA CHANGE MY HEAD

INTO THAT FEATURELESS KNOB!

ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT.

WAIT. HOLD-- AAH!

RILEY, WAIT.

Calico Woman: MANNY! MANNY!

I LOVE YOU!

OK. LET'S SPLIT UP AND FIND ALEX

BECAUSE WHERE ALEX IS, THAT'S WHERE MY CALICO WOMAN DOLL IS.

WELL, THERE'S MANNY.

OH. AND THERE'S RILEY.

OH! FOUND ALEX.

MANNY! OH!

AND CALICO WOMAN.

MAN, SHE IS HUGE.

AND ALIVE!

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

[ELECTRIC MOTOR REVVING]

MANNY! MANNY!

WE WERE BOTH MADE IN CHINA!

UNH!

WE NEED A VOLUNTEER.

WHO WANTS TO SIT IN THIS DUNK TANK?

I'LL GO IN!

EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT.

JUST CLIMB RIGHT UP THERE.

OK. WHO WOULD LIKE THE FIRST SHOT

AT SENDING THIS HANDSOME FELLA

INTO THIS DUNK TANK?

I WOULD!

Alex: RILEY!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M GONNA TEACH MANNY THAT NO ONE

COMES BETWEEN ME AND MY GIRL.

I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE JEALOUSY ON ME,

BUT ON YOU, IT IS SO HOT.

Calico Woman: NOOOO!

[CROWD GROANING]

Justin: WAIT UP! AAH!

ALEX!

OH, NO! WHAT HAPPENED TO MANNY?

LOOKS LIKE HE GOT WET.

YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES, WATER CAN MAKE A SPELL WEAR OFF.

HEH HEH HEH!

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

BECAUSE THE SPELL JUST WORE OFF.

MANNY! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

ALEX, THAT GUY OVER THERE

JUST TURNED INTO GIANT DOLL PIECES.

THAT'S IT! I'M CALLING WAVERLY PLACE STREET FAIR SECURITY!

OH! NO, NO, NO. NO NEED TO DO THAT, OK?

UM, I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

I HAVE TO TELL EVERYBODY SOMETHING.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE MAN YOU JUST SAW IN THE DUNK TANK

IS REALLY A... ALEX!

MAGICIAN.

THE GREAT MANNIQUNI,

AND FOR HIS BIG TRICK,

HE HAS DISAPPEARED IN THE DUNK TANK,

LEAVING BEHIND

A DISASSEMBLED MANNEQUIN IN HIS PLACE.

TA-DA!

WHOA!

OH, YEAH. HA HA HA!

AND HOW ABOUT A HAND FOR HIS LOVELY ASSISTANT?

WHOO! YEAH!

ALL RIGHT!

WATCH THE OUTFIT. YOU'RE GOING BACK IN THE BOX.

I NEVER LIKED YOU.

HEY, HEY! HEY, YOU GET BACK HERE!

WOW. I THOUGHT MANNY WAS JUST A MANNEQUIN

WHO GOT TURNED INTO A PERSON,

THEN BACK INTO A MANNEQUIN,

BUT HE WAS REALLY JUST A MAGICIAN.

GREAT SHOW, GREAT SHOW, GREAT SHOW!

LOOK, ALEX. SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BREAK THE RULES?

THINGS DIDN'T END UP WORKING OUT FOR ME?

NO. YOU ALMOST EXPOSED US AS WIZARDS,

AND I LOST CALICO WOMAN.

SHE WAS WORTH A HUNDRED BUCKS!

HEY. I GOT MY BOYFRIEND BACK,

AND I'LL GIVE YOU A HUNDRED BUCKS.

WHO GOT HURT?

I DID BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T RESPECT ME

BEING IN CHARGE.

WHY IS THAT SO IMPORTANT TO YOU?

WHAT ABOUT LIVING, HAVING FUN,

DOING STUFF TO TELL STORIES ABOUT?

LIKE THIS. THIS IS GONNA BE

A GREAT STORY TO TELL.

THE ONLY PEOPLE YOU COULD TELL THIS STORY TO

WOULD GROUND YOU.

IF YOU'D CALM DOWN EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,

I WOULD TELL YOU STORIES.

LIKE, I BET YOU'VE ALWAYS WONDERED

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LIGHTSABER AND CAPE.

ALEX, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE CALM

WHEN YOU TELL ME STUFF LIKE THAT?

OH, COME ON, YOU GRANDPAS.

CAN'T ANYONE DUNK ME?

YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY HOT OUT HERE.

I COULD REALLY USE A DIP.