Original subtitles

OK, EVERYBODY. GATHER 'ROUND.

TIME FOR THE SEMI-ANNUAL NEW SANDWICH IDEA MEETING.

OK. MAX, GO.

"THE CRUST LOVER'S SPECIAL".

IT'S A SANDWICH MADE OUT OF ONLY BREAD CRUSTS.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE MIDDLES?

[SIGHS] IT'D BE NICE IF YOU PITCHED IDEAS

RATHER THAN PROBLEMS ONCE IN A WHILE.

OK. ALEX, GO.

OK. "MEAT ME IN LITTLE ITALY".

DOUBLE THE MEAT ON A SMALL ITALIAN ROLL.

AND YOU COULD ALSO SAY

"MEAT ME IN TURKEY".

AND I THINK YOU KNOW WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS.

I HAVE CREATED...

SANDWICH-NAMING DICE.

ONE HAS THE NAME OF NEW YORK CITY LOCATIONS,

THE OTHER, VARIOUS SANDWICH MEATS.

WATCH.

LINCOLN TUNNEL TUNA. HUH?

All: EW.

THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF THE SANDWICH-NAMING DICE.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU JUST ROLL AGAIN.

LINCOLN TUNNEL...TUNA.

UH...HERE, I'LL--

[BLOWING ON DICE]

LINCOLN TUNNEL TUNA.

HEY. SOMEBODY FIXED THESE DICE.

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?

YEAH, YOU SHOULD LOOK AT ME.

WAIT A MINUTE. I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

WHAT IF WE TAKE DOUBLE THE MEAT

AND PUT IT IN A SMALL ITALIAN ROLL--

OOH! AND WE CAN CALL IT "MEAT ME IN LITTLE ITALY".

OH! WHAT?

HA!

DON'T YOU GET IT, HONEY? IT'S A PUN.

IT'S NOT A PUN, IT'S STOLEN.

YOU HEARD ME, RIGHT, JUSTIN?

I DIDN'T HEAR A THING.

WELL, ALEX, IF YOU SAY YOU SAID IT,

YOU PROBABLY DID. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS,

IF ONE OF US HAS A GREAT IDEA,

WE ALL HAVE A GREAT IDEA.

OH, HONEY. I JUST CAME UP WITH ANOTHER ONE.

"MEAT ME IN TURKEY". OOH.

ALEX, YOU COULD TAKE CREDIT FOR THAT ONE.

SEE? NOW EVERYBODY'S HAPPY.

♪ WELL, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE A BREEZE ♪

♪ THAT THE END WILL NO DOUBT JUSTIFY THE MEANS ♪

♪ YOU CAN FIX ANY PROBLEM WITH THE SLIGHTEST OF EASE ♪

♪ YES, PLEASE ♪

♪ BUT YOU MIGHT FIND OUT IT'LL GO TO YOUR HEAD ♪

♪ WHEN YOU WRITE A REPORT ON A BOOK YOU NEVER READ ♪

♪ WITH A SNAP OF YOUR FINGERS, YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BED ♪

♪ THAT'S WHAT I SAID ♪ ♪ AHH ♪

♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ WHEN YOU CAN GET ALL YOU WANTED ♪

♪ IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS ♪

♪ YOU MIGHT RUN INTO TROUBLE IF YOU GO TO EXTREMES ♪

♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ AHH ♪

♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WHAT YOU WANT BY THE SIMPLEST OF MEANS ♪

♪ 1, 2 ♪

♪ BE CAREFUL NOT TO MESS WITH THE BALANCE OF THINGS ♪

♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT ♪

♪ WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

QUESTION. IF YOU'RE FACED WITH A SITUATION

AND TIME IS RUNNING OUT, WHAT DO YOU DO?

LET ONE RIP AND BLAME WHOEVER ELSE IS IN THE ROOM.

OK.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MAGIC.

MORE SPECIFICALLY,

THE FREEZE FRAME SPELL.

NOW, YOU CAN FREEZE PEOPLE AROUND YOU

WITHOUT FREEZING YOURSELF.

IT WAS DEVELOPED BY DR. JAY GILES.

JUSTIN, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT A TRY?

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SAY, "GILESJAY TIMESDAY",

AND TIME WILL BE FROZEN.

FOR HOW LONG?

FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN HOP ON ONE LEG.

WAIT, WAIT. WHY ONE LEG?

OH, BECAUSE DR. JAY GILES ONLY HAD ONE LEG.

GILESJAY TIMESDAY!

[GIGGLING]

OH! CHARLEY HORSE! CHARLEY HORSE!

GOING DOWN! UNH!

HEY, I LIKE THIS SPELL.

ALL RIGHT, ONE "MEAT ME IN LITTLE ITALY" COMBO,

OR, AS I PREFER TO CALL IT,

"MY MOM AND DAD NEVER GIVE ME ENOUGH CREDIT

"FOR ALL THE HARD WORK I DO" SANDWICH.

OH. A SANDWICH WITH A SIDE OF ATTITUDE.

TASTY.

HUH. WHAT ARE THOSE?

OH, MY GOSH. YOU'RE RELENTLESS.

IF YOU MUST KNOW, I WORK FOR A FASHION MAGAZINE.

WELL, NOT A GOOD ONE.

ALL THESE OUTFITS ARE TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO BE DIFFERENT.

WELL, YOU'RE UNUSUALLY OPINIONATED.

NO, IT'S PRETTY USUAL FOR ME.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I LIKE.

THIS WITH THIS,

AND THAT WITH THAT.

UH-HUH.

I LIKE YOUR PANACHE, KID.

OH, WE DON'T HAVE PANACHE, BUT WE DO HAVE QUICHE.

IT'S KIND OF LIKE A PIE.

WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED

IN AN INTERNSHIP THIS SUMMER

WITH FASHION FATALE MAGAZINE?

FASHION FATALE?

I READ THOSE FOR FREE AT THE NEWSSTAND

UNTIL THE GUY CHASES ME AWAY.

JUST GIVE ME ONE SECOND. LET ME ASK MY PARENTS.

MOM, DAD. SOME DUDE FROM FASHION FATALE MAGAZINE

JUST OFFERED ME AN INTERNSHIP

AND I'M GONNA TAKE IT. O-OK.

THEY SAID YES.

[SQUEALS]

[CLAPPING] BEFORE WE GET STARTED,

I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO OUR NEW INTERN,

ALEX RUSSO. AIR KISSES, MWAH!

All: MWAH, MWAH.

OK, THAT WAS REALLY WEIRD.

[WHISPERING] Kiss back.

REALLY? Yeah.

MWAH, MWAH.

HI, I'M ALEX. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

PA-UL.

OH, THAT'S A COOL NAME. HOW DO YOU SPELL IT?

P-A-U-L.

ISN'T THAT JUST "PAUL"?

IT'S PA-UL.

OK, PEOPLE!

I DON'T LIKE THOSE IDEAS

FOR THE FALL FLING ISSUE.

I WANT DIFFERENT.

WHAT DIFFERENT IDEAS DO YOU HAVE?

EVE, YOU'RE UP. UH...

YOU HAVE PANICKED. WE'RE DONE WITH YOU.

JACK. YOU'RE UP.

WEARABLE YOGURT. HUH?

YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP PITCHING THAT.

UM, I HAVE AN IDEA.

NO, YOU DON'T. INTERNS DON'T PITCH IDEAS,

THEY GET COFFEE.

SURE. ALEX, WHATCHA GOT?

UM, WELL...

SOMETHING DIFFERENT WOULD BE

FINDING A WAY TO MAKE SUMMER COLORS WORK IN THE FALL.

LOVE IT!

PUSHING THE ENVELOPE

WITHOUT BURSTING THE ENVELOPE.

OK. I NEED RESEARCH ON IT.

I NEED EDITORIAL ON IT, I NEED PHOTOGRAPHY ON IT,

AND PA-UL, I NEED SOME COFFEE.

8 SUGARS, DASH OF CREAM.

UM, AND I'LL HAVE A CHOCOLATE BISCOTTI.

"PAUL".

OK. OUR NEW HIRE, MILLIE, WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.

AND I EXPECT THE TWO OF YOU TO SHOW HER

HOW THINGS ARE DONE AROUND HERE.

MILLIE? ISN'T THAT A GRANDMA'S NAME?

WHAT? IS IT SHORT FOR "MILLIE-ONS" OF YEARS OLD?

BETCHA SHE SMELLS LIKE HAM.

HEY. MAYBE THEN PEOPLE WILL SMELL HER,

AND WE'LL SELL MORE HAM.

AH, THERE SHE IS.

HI, MILLIE. WELCOME TO THE SHOP.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

THERE SHE IS. [CRASH]

WELL, NOW WE KNOW WHAT HER FIRST JOB'S GONNA BE.

HEY, MILLIE. HOW YOU DOING?

THESE ARE OUR SONS, JUSTIN AND MAX.

HI, GUYS.

[BOTH STAMMERING]

UH, DID I FORGET TO WEAR PANTS OR SOMETHING?

'CAUSE I HAVE THAT DREAM SOMETIMES.

NO, NO, NO. YOU--NO, NO.

HI.

I WAS TWO AWAY FROM ALL GIRLS.

UH, I'M GOING TO BE TRAINING YOU,

SO--SO, WE MIGHT BE SPENDING

A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER.

YEAH, IT'S AN INTENSIVE PROCESS.

[JUSTIN GIGGLING]

YOU DON'T SMELL LIKE HAM.

THANK YOU. I'VE WORKED REALLY HARD ON THAT.

HEY, YOU LIKE TEARS OF BLOOD? I LOVE THAT BAND.

I NEVER THOUGHT A GIRL LIKE YOU WOULD LIKE THEM.

UH, A GIRL LIKE WHAT?

PRETTY. HA HA.

WOW. I DON'T SMELL LIKE HAM,

AND I'M PRETTY?

I LIKE IT HERE.

HEY, MILLIE. COME OVER HERE

AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE JERRY HIDES

WHEN I'M LOOKING FOR HIM.

LOOKS LIKE YOU SHOULD ASK MILLIE OUT.

YOU KNOW, I COULD BE YOUR WINGMAN ON THIS ONE.

A WINGMAN?

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BEING A WINGMAN?

I KNOW PLENTY.

ALL RIGHT, FINE.

OK, YEAH. YOU'RE MY WINGMAN.

GREAT. I GOTTA GET SOME WINGS

AND A HAWK MASK. [CAWING]

NO, DUDE. A WINGMAN IS SOMEONE

WHO SAYS COOL STUFF ABOUT ME TO MILLIE

TO GET HER TO GO OUT WITH ME.

YOU MEAN COOL STUFF LIKE,

"HEH HEH, PRETTY."

[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

SO THIS IS WHERE IT ALL HAPPENS.

OVER THERE IS PHOTOGRAPHY,

WHERE THEY SHOW BEAUTIFUL GIRLS

SO OTHER GIRLS FEEL INFERIOR.

OOH!

OVER THERE IS EDITORIAL,

WHERE THEY WRITE ARTICLES

THAT MAKE GIRLS FEEL INFERIOR.

OOH. HA HA. WHAT'S OVER THERE?

OH, THAT'S THE KITCHEN

WHERE PEOPLE ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS TO EAT.

WOW! IT'S JUST LIKE I IMAGINED IT WOULD BE,

LOTS OF COOL PEOPLE NOT MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH ME.

WATCH.

HI!

SEE? SHE DIDN'T EVEN LOOK UP.

ALEX, THIS IS NOT SHOW-AND-TELL TIME.

MS. ANGELA WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.

MS. ANGELA'S THE PUBLISHER OF THE MAGAZINE.

SHE'S GONNA COME BY TO APPROVE

MY "BRINGING SUMMER COLORS INTO FALL" IDEA.

[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

JEFFREY, WHERE ARE THE TREATS FOR MY DOGGIE?

MS. ANGELA! YOU DON'T HAVE A DOG.

RUN DOWN TO PETLAND AND GET ME A DOG.

BYE-BYE!

JEFFREY?

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?

OH. HI, I'M ALEX. I'M THE NEW INTERN.

NO, NO, NOT YOU. I WAS TALKING ABOUT

THE GIRL WHO'S DRESSED LIKE A GIANT PRESCHOOLER.

HMM. THAT WAS RUDE.

DON'T WORRY. I'VE REWIRED MY BRAIN

SO THEY COME ACROSS AS COMPLIMENTS.

THANK YOU.

JEFFREY!

JEFFREY?

OH, JEFFREY.

I NEED TO SEE THE NEW ISSUE.

HMM. MM-HMM.

MM-HMM. MM-HMM?

INTERESTING.

SUMMER COLORS IN THE FALL.

MM-HMM. I LIKE IT.

I LIKE IT A LOT.

GREAT IDEA, JEFFREY.

YOU ARE NOT FIRED TODAY.

OH, THANK YOU, MS. ANGELA.

I TRY TO COME UP WITH THE BEST IDEAS POSSIBLE FOR YOU.

WELL, JUST KEEP THOSE IDEAS COMING, JEFFREY.

I HAVE BIG PLANS FOR YOU.

JEFFREY, YOU TOTALLY TOOK CREDIT FOR MY IDEA.

WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?

THAT'S ABOUT YOU BEING AN INTERN

AND ME BEING THE NEXT EDITOR-IN-CHIEF

OF FASHION FATALE MAGAZINE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU STOLE MY IDEA.

DON'T WORRY, KID.

YOU'LL HAVE YOUR TIME TO SHINE.

IN THE MEANTIME, HOW ABOUT SOME COFFEE?

OH, NO, THANKS. I DON'T DRINK COFFEE.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRINK IT TO GET IT.

EVERYONE, ALEX IS GOING ON A COFFEE RUN.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

I KNOW. IT'S HORRIBLE.

I'LL HAVE A CARAMEL MACCHIATO.

[ALL SHOUTING COFFEE ORDERS]

ALL RIGHT, WINGMAN. GET OVER THERE AND TALK ME UP.

AS SOON AS YOU FEEL SHE'S READY,

YOU GIVE ME THE HIGH SIGN.

GOT IT.

WHAT'S A HIGH SIGN?

FINISH SCRATCHING THAT ITCH

AND SHOW ME THE HIGH SIGN.

JUST WAVE "HI", OK?

JUST LIKE THIS.

GOT IT. GOOD.

HEY, MILLIE.

DID YOU KNOW THAT JUSTIN

WEARS HIS UNDERWEAR IN THE SHOWER?

I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO GIVE THE HIGH SIGN.

THIS DOES NOT MAKE IT PRIVATE.

I THINK IT DOES.

NO, IT DOESN'T.

WELL, HERE'S SOMETHING THAT'S COOL FOR SURE.

HE HAS A LOT OF COMIC BOOKS.

THAT'S COOL.

BUT WAIT. THERE'S MORE.

HE HAS ACTION FIGURES OF THE HEROES IN THE COMIC BOOKS,

AND HE USES THEM TO ACT OUT THE SCENES.

HUH.

SHE'S READY!

THE IDEA WAS ALL MINE,

AND JEFFREY MADE MS. ANGELA THINK IT WAS ALL HIS IDEA.

AND THEN HE MADE YOU GET COFFEE.

BY THE WAY, MINE WAS COLD WHEN YOU BROUGHT IT BACK.

YOU KNOW, SINCE JEFFREY STEALS MY GOOD IDEAS,

I SHOULD JUST GIVE HIM A BAD IDEA

AND WATCH HIM TAKE CREDIT FOR THAT.

WELL, MS. ANGELA HATES MY CLOTHES.

GIVE HIM AN IDEA WITH THOSE IN IT.

RIGHT.

EVEN THOUGH YOU LOVE MY CLOTHES.

MM, RIGHT.

SO HOW MANY OUTFITS DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE IN A DAY?

LET'S SAY 20. I'D SAY 40,

BUT MY DAD'S USING MY SEWING MACHINE

TO MAKE A NEW SADDLE.

RIGHT.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

WHO IS IT?

IT--IT'S ME, ALEX.

OH. I DIDN'T SEE YOU. MY DOOR'S CLOSED.

COME ON IN.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA I WANT TO GIVE YOU.

FASHION FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT INTO FASHION.

ISN'T THAT JUST ANY CLOTHING STORE

WITH THE WORD "BARN" IN THE NAME?

NO, IT'S FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE AFTER

A TOTALLY COMPLETELY UNIQUE LOOK.

A LOOK SO OUTRAGEOUS

THAT ONLY PEOPLE WHO HAVE REWIRED THEIR BRAIN

COULD FEEL GOOD ABOUT WEARING IT.

MM, TASTY.

WHY DON'T YOU, UH, GIVE ME SOME SKETCHES?

I CAN DO EVEN BETTER. BY THIS TIME TOMORROW,

I COULD ORGANIZE A FASHION SHOW RIGHT HERE.

FASHION SHOW? EXTRA TASTY.

AND YOU KNOW, I COULD GET MS. ANGELA TO COME

AND ALMOST BE INTERESTED.

WELL, AREN'T YOU JUST FULL OF GOOD IDEAS?

WE ARE BURSTING WITH FLAVOR!

YUM, YUM.

YOU SHOULDN'T BE EMBARRASSED.

I'M SURE A LOT OF GUYS IN GYM CLASS

SHOWER IN THEIR UNDERWEAR.

NO, I'M THE ONLY ONE.

THERE ARE SOME TIMES WHEN YOU SHOULD LIE

TO ME AND EVERYONE,

AND THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES.

OH, MY GOSH! THERE SHE IS. HIDE ME.

JUSTIN?

JUSTIN? OH, JUSTIN?

OH. THERE YOU ARE.

NICE HIDING PLACE.

YOU KNOW, YOUR BROTHER SAID

SOME REALLY COOL STUFF ABOUT YOU THE OTHER DAY.

HE MAKES A LOT OF THAT STUFF UP.

YOU MEAN, LIKE PLAYING WITH ACTION FIGURES AND STUFF?

BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT WAS REALLY AWESOME.

OH, THAT? WELL, HA.

THAT'S THE COLD, HARD TRUTH.

GOOD.

SO I WAS WONDERING,

ARE YOU BUSY FRIDAY NIGHT?

ME? FRIDAY?

YOU--I-- WHAT'S UP?

WELL, I HAVE 2 TICKETS TO TEARS OF BLOOD,

AND I WAS-- OH, SAY NO MORE.

I'M IN. REALLY?

YEAH. OK, GREAT.

UM, SO BE AT MY HOUSE AT 7:30.

I--MM-HMM.

I'M GOING OUT WITH MILLIE ON FRIDAY.

HOW'S THAT FOR A GUY WHO SHOWERS IN HIS UNDERWEAR?

YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY IT.

HARPER, THANK YOU FOR CREATING

THE MOST HORRIBLE CLOTHES I'VE EVER SEEN.

YOU'RE WELCOME. WHAT ARE BEST FRIENDS FOR?

OH, ARE YOU GOING DOWN THE RUNWAY TOO?

NO.

I KNOW.

UH! NO, NO, NO, NO.

DON'T WANT TO RUIN THE SURPRISE.

EVERYONE IS VERY EXCITED ABOUT THE PRESENTATION,

AND SO AM I.

OH. WELL, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT THIS

FOR QUITE SOME TIME.

JEFFREY, CAN WE GET STARTED?

I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE ALL OF YOUR GREAT IDEAS.

YOU KNOW, MS. ANGELA,

ABOUT THAT.

I WAS READING MY HOROSCOPE, AND IT'S VERY IMPORTANT

THAT I DO ONE GOOD THING TODAY.

I AM GIVING CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE.

AND WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE

IS ENTIRELY OUR INTERN ALEX RUSSO'S IDEA.

WHAT? NOW YOU GIVE ME CREDIT? THAT'S NOT THE PLAN.

MS. ANGELA,

WE'RE ALL A BIG TEAM HERE.

IDEAS BOUNCE AROUND, AND WHICH ONE LANDS IN WHOSE HEAD

YOU NEVER DO KNOW. THIS ONE IS ALL JEFFREY'S.

ALEX, STOP. YOU WERE RIGHT WHEN YOU TALKED TO ME EARLIER.

THAT PLUS MY HOROSCOPE EQUALS THIS IS ALEX'S IDEA, 100%.

OH, WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE SHOW ME SOMETHING?

OH, THIS'LL BE SOMETHING, ALL RIGHT.

JUST GIVE ME ONE MINUTE, PLEASE.

HARPER, CHANGE OF PLANS.

WE NEED A CHANGE OF MODELS. JEFFREY DECIDED

TO GIVE ME CREDIT FOR THIS WHOLE THING.

WAIT. THAT'S GOOD, THEN. ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WANTED ALL ALONG?

YES, BUT I WANT TO TAKE CREDIT FOR SOMETHING

MS. ANGELA WOULD LIKE.

OH, SHE'S GONNA HATE THESE.

I KNOW!

Jeffrey: AND NOW, SOMETHING THAT WAS ALEX RUSSO'S IDEA.

[DANCE MUSIC STARTS]

WAIT, NO! THIS CAN'T HAPPEN.

I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD.

[GASPS] WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I--I JUST GOT THE WHITES OF MY EYES WHITENED.

I CAN'T--

GILESJAY TIMESDAY!

UH! HOW CAN ANYBODY THINK WITH THAT JUNK ON?

[MUSIC STOPS]

OH, I HOPE I HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO DO THIS.

WAIT.

I HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD. IT'S FROZEN.

OH! CHARLEY HORSE! CHARLEY HORSE!

GO, GO, GO! WORK IT.

COME ON NOW, LADIES. WORK IT!

HEY, WHERE'S YOUR BIG PINEAPPLE?

AND SHE WAS A BUTTERFLY.

OH, THIS IS ALL WRONG!

OH, I JUST MADE BAD OUTFITS DIFFERENTLY BAD.

WHAT IS THIS?

IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE HALF-DRESSED.

FASHION FOR THE NON-FASHIONABLE.

IT'S SO UNFASHIONABLE

IT BRINGS OUT YOUR UNDER-BEAUTY.

UGH!

YES.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT DOES.

I LOVE IT.

YOU DO?

WELL, YES. CAN'T YOU TELL?

WHY, I'M BURSTING.

OH, GREAT JOB, ALEX.

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE HIGHEST POSSIBLE PRAISE.

YOU ARE NOT FIRED FROM YOUR UNPAID INTERNSHIP.

OH, ALEX, I HAVE BIG PLANS FOR YOU.

ACTUALLY, I HAVE MY OWN PLANS.

HARPER?

I QUIT.

AND WE'RE GONNA GO EAT.

[ALL GASPING]

IN THE KITCHEN.

OH!

AND WE DON'T CARE WHO WATCHES.

OH, HEY, JUSTIN. YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME.

YEAH. TEARS OF BLOOD IS GONNA BE AWESOME.

YOU KNOW, I BET THEY'RE GONNA OPEN WITH THEIR BIG HIT SONG,

CRYING BLOOD FOR YOU.

I KNOW, I KNOW.

OH, AM I WEARING TOO MUCH PERFUME?

[SNIFFS]

OH, NO. PERFECT. PERFECT AMOUNT.

GOOD, 'CAUSE MY BOYFRIEND SAYS THAT I WEAR TOO MUCH SOMETIMES.

BOY WHO?

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BABYSITTING.

BENJI. COME MEET JUSTIN.

BABY WHAT?

HI, JUSTIN.

THIS IS MY COUSIN BENJI.

OH. HI, BENJI.

HI, BOYFRIEND.

OK, WE'LL BE HOME BY 10:00.

WE'LL BE HERE.

HEY, DID YOU BRING YOUR ACTION FIGURES?

NO.

THAT'S OK. I GOT LOTS.

DO YOU HAVE AQUA AVENGER?

YEAH!

OK, I'LL BE HIM.

YES!