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ALL RIGHT, MY LITTLE HISTORY WRANGLERS, ENOUGH RUCKUS.

LET'S START OFF THURSDAY'S CLASS LIKE WE ALWAYS DO,

WITH AN ORAL POP QUIZ.

OH, MY GOSH.

IT'S THE THURSDAY POP QUIZ WE HAVE EVERY THURSDAY.

I'M TOTALLY CAUGHT OFF GUARD.

IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER... WENDY BOTT, YOU'RE UP.

THE FRENCH AND INDIAN WAR WAS FOUGHT BY 3 GROUPS OF PEOPLE.

NAME 2 OF THEM.

UM...

THE FRENCH WAS ONE FOR SURE,

AND THE OTHER ONE...

I'M JUST GONNA GUESS. INDIANS?

[RINGING] EXCELLENT!

NELLIE RODRIGUEZ, YOU'RE UP.

THE WAR OF 1812 STARTED IN WHAT YEAR?

OH, MY GOSH. I STUDIED FOR THIS ONE.

UH...1812?

[RINGING] ANOTHER WINNER!

ALEX RUSSO.

THE MONROE DOCTRINE-- WHAT IS IT, WHEN WAS IT PASSED,

AND PLEASE GIVE A 2-MINUTE ARGUMENT DEFENDING IT.

WHA...HOLD ON.

THE OTHER 2 QUESTIONS HAD THE ANSWERS IN THEM.

MY QUESTION IS SUPPOSED TO BE--

"THE MONROE DOCTRINE. WHOSE DOCTRINE IS IT?"

I'D SAY MONROE, AND YOU'D SAY,

"YIPPEE-DILLY-WILLY, WAY TO GO, LITTLE FILLY."

[INAUDIBLE]

OH, ALEX, YOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT YOUR BROTHER JUSTIN.

NO, I'M NOT. I'M CUTER AND MORE FUN TO TALK TO,

AND I DON'T HAVE DENTAL FLOSS ON A KEY CHAIN.

YEAH? WELL, I DO.

JUSTIN MADE IT FOR ME.

AH, JUSTIN. THOSE WERE THE DAYS.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? HE'S COMPARING ME TO JUSTIN.

I KNOW. IT IS SO HARD TO LIVE UP TO JUSTIN.

HE'S SMART AND HANDSOME,

AND HE HAS THE HEALTHIEST GUMS.

OK, I GET IT.

HE FLOSSES. LET'S MAKE HIM PRESIDENT.

♪ WELL, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE A BREEZE ♪

♪ THAT THE END WILL NO DOUBT JUSTIFY THE MEANS ♪

♪ I CAN FIX ANY PROBLEM WITH THE SLIGHTEST OF EASE ♪

♪ YES, PLEASE ♪

♪ WELL, YOU MIGHT FIND OUT IT'LL GO TO YOUR HEAD ♪

♪ WHEN YOU WRITE A REPORT ON A BOOK YOU NEVER READ ♪

♪ WITH A SNAP OF YOUR FINGERS, YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BED ♪

♪ THAT'S WHAT I SAID ♪

♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ WHEN YOU CAN GET ALL YOU WANTED IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS ♪

♪ YOU MIGHT RUN INTO TROUBLE IF YOU GO TO EXTREMES ♪

♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WHAT YOU WANT BY THE SIMPLEST OF MEANS ♪

♪ BE CAREFUL NOT TO MESS WITH THE BALANCE OF THINGS ♪

♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT ♪

♪ WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY? WAIT. LET ME GUESS.

WHO GOT IN TROUBLE?

WELL...

I GOT A HARD QUIZ QUESTION BECAUSE OF JUSTIN,

GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE OF JUSTIN,

AND GOT RECRUITED BY THE MATH TEAM

BECAUSE OF JUSTIN.

WHAT ARE YOU SMILING ABOUT?

I HAVE HAD A MUCH MORE PRODUCTIVE DAY

THAN I REALIZED.

OK, TODAY'S LESSON IS ABOUT GENIES.

OH, I KNOW A GENIE-- GENIE KOWALSKI.

GENIES DO NOT LIKE IT

WHEN YOU FLICK THEM IN THE EAR.

THAT'S LESSON NUMBER ONE.

NO, LESSON NUMBER ONE IS LEAVE THAT GIRL ALONE.

SHE'S BIGGER THAN YOU.

AND LESSON NUMBER 2 IS ABOUT GENIES

THAT LIVE IN A LAMP.

AND THEY ARE THE CON ARTISTS OF THE WIZARD WORLD.

CON ARTISTS? I THOUGHT THEY WERE

SUPPOSED TO GRANT YOU 3 WISHES.

THEY DO, BUT THEY TAKE YOUR WISH,

AND THEY TWIST IT AROUND

INTO SOMETHING YOU WISH YOU NEVER WISHED FOR.

IS ALEX A GENIE?

[LAUGHTER]

NO. SHE'S JUST YOUR OLDER SISTER.

BUT GOOD, MAX, YOU UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT.

WELL, NO GENIE CAN TRICK ME.

I'D MAKE THEM WISH THAT THEY NEVER MET ME.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A GENIE TO WISH YOU'D NEVER MET YOU.

SO, ARE WE GOING TO TAKE THIS GENIE OUT OR WHAT?

TUT TUT TUT. YOU CAN'T TAKE

THE GENIES OUT OF THEIR LAMPS BECAUSE THEY'RE TRICKY.

ONCE YOU GET THEM OUT, IT'S HARD TO GET THEM BACK IN.

ALEX, THIS WAS ALL IN THE HANDOUT,

WHICH YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T READ.

WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE YOUR BROTHER?

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GROW OLD ALONE.

WAIT A MINUTE. SO WE'RE GETTING

A GENIE LESSON WITHOUT SEEING A GENIE?

NO. THE GENIE'S NOT COMING OUT OF THE LAMP.

WE'RE GOING INTO THE LAMP.

COME ON. JUSTIN, TAKE US IN.

WE'RE NOW SMALL AND TEENY-WEENY.

TAKE US INSIDE TO SEE THE GENIE.

OH, CHRISTMAS CAROLERS.

IT'S A LITTLE EARLY,

BUT WHO DOESN'T LOVE A LITTLE "JINGLE BELL ROCK"?

HIT IT, BOYS! A 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4!

UH...HI.

WE'RE NOT CAROLERS.

WE'RE ON A FIELD TRIP.

I'M JUST SHOWING THESE YOUNG WIZARDS

WHAT A GENIE LOOKS LIKE IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT.

OH. I'M SORRY. I WASN'T EXPECTING COMPANY.

I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FOOD--

TO MAKE DINNER FOR ALL OF US.

BUT I KNOW THIS AMAZING PIZZERIA--

EVERYBODY LIKES PIZZA, RIGHT?--

ON 86th AND COLUMBUS WITH A TOPPING BAR.

A TOPPING BAR?

HOW'S THAT FOR A TOPPER?

THAT SOUNDS GREAT. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

LET'S.

WE ARE NOW SMALL AND TEENY-WEENY BUT INSTEAD--

SEE THAT, DAD. SHE THOUGHT A GENIE

WOULDN'T OUTSMART HER,

AND SHE ALMOST SET HER FREE.

HELLO. I WAS ABOUT TO PUT MY HAND OVER MY OWN MOUTH.

THIS IS WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE--

TO SHOW YOU HOW TRICKY GENIES CAN BE.

THAT'S RIGHT. GENIES CAN BE VERY TRICKY.

HEY, LET'S GO TALK ABOUT IT OVER A LATTE.

THERE'S THIS PLACE IN BROOKLYN

THAT MAKES THESE LATTES WITH BASIL IN THEM.

OOH...BASIL LATTES. THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR JACKET, AND WE'LL GO?

YES!

SEE THAT? I JUST OUTSMARTED THE GENIE.

NOW LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

AND I JUST FOUND OUT THERE'S A PIZZERIA

WITH A TOPPING BAR. TAKE US OUT.

WE ARE NOW SMALL AND TEENY-WEENY.

WE ARE DONE VISITING THE GENIE.

OH. IT'S YOU.

I WAS JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF SNAKING MY DRAIN.

OK. THANK YOU FOR RUBBING MY LAMP.

I KNOW YOU HAVE A LOT OF CHOICES IN LAMPS,

AND I APPRECIATE YOU CHOOSING MINE.

YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND. YOU'RE ENTITLED TO 3 WISHES.

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. NOT VALID IN VERMONT OR CONNECTICUT.

OK. I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP

COMPARING ME TO JUSTIN.

OH. YOUR OLDER BROTHER? HE SEEMS REALLY SHARP.

I'M GLAD HE'S NOT MY BROTHER.

I COULD NEVER LIVE IN THAT SHADOW.

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. LET'S GET TO THE WISH.

OK.

ISN'T THAT THE MACARENA?

HOLA.

YEAH. THEY STOLE IT FROM US.

[DING]

OK. YOU'RE GOOD.

YOU WILL NO LONGER BE COMPARED TO YOUR BROTHER.

SO...YOU PROBABLY HEARD

GENIES ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO SNEAK OFF.

YOU CAN'T SNEAK OFF IF I'M LETTING YOU GO.

YOU'RE LETTING ME GO?

SURE. GO ON. I GOT MY WISH.

[BELL RINGS]

CLASS IS STARTING. BEAT IT.

THANK YOU.

NO. THANK YOU.

OK, MY WILY COYOTES...

IT'S TIME FOR A SURPRISE THURSDAY POP QUIZ...

ON FRIDAY.

ALEX RUSSO.

HERE WE GO.

NAME 2 OF THE 3 PEOPLE

WHO WERE ON THE LEWIS AND CLARK EXPEDITION,

WHICH ALSO FEATURED SACAGAWEA.

DID YOU JUST GIVE ME ALL 3 ANSWERS?

NO FAIR. I'M NOT GIVING HINTS.

OK. THEN I'M GOING TO SAY LEWIS AND CLARK...

AND SACAGAWEA.

WOW! 3 OUT OF 3. AND I ONLY ASKED FOR 2.

I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER.

[RINGING] ACTUALLY...

LET'S LET ALEX RING THE BELL.

[RINGING]

IS THERE SOMEBODY YOU WANT TO COMPARE ME TO?

NO.

THANK YOU, GENIE.

[RINGING]

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

HE DIDN'T ASK ME SOME RIDICULOUS QUESTION

THAT ONLY JUSTIN WOULD KNOW THE ANSWER TO.

WHO'S JUSTIN?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHO'S JUSTIN"?

HEY, JUSTIN.

ALEX, THE WEIRDEST THING JUST HAPPENED TO ME.

I GOT KICKED OUT OF CHEMISTRY

BECAUSE I WASN'T ON THE CLASS LIST,

AND I TOLD MISS REAPER IT HAD TO BE A MISTAKE.

I'VE BEEN THERE ALL SEMESTER,

BUT SHE STILL DIDN'T REMEMBER ME.

OH...THAT IS WEIRD.

YOU'D THINK SHE'D REMEMBER THE STUDENT

THAT CAME UP WITH THE PERIODIC ELEMENTS SONG.

♪ HYDROGEN, THEN HELIUM ♪

♪ LITHIUM, BERYLLIUM ♪

♪ BORON ♪

SPEAKING OF BORONS, WHY DON'T YOU

GO TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT YOUR BIG PROBLEM?

FINE.

THAT'S JUSTIN? THE NEW GUY WHO'S H-O-T CUTE?

NO, THE GUY WHO'S MY BROTHER

WHO'S V-E-R-Y DORKY.

NO. YOU ONLY HAVE ONE BROTHER.

HIS NAME IS MAX.

OH...MY...GOSH.

HARPER, I'M GOING TO CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER.

FINE. BUT I CALL DIBS ON THAT NEW JUSTIN GUY.

I LIKED HIM FIRST.

DIBS ACKNOWLEDGED.

WE PLAYED VIDEOGAMES TOGETHER...YESTERDAY.

REMEMBER?

I GOT OVEREXCITED AND HYPERVENTILATED.

YOUR MOM HAD TO GET ME A BAG.

SORRY, DUDE. GOOD LUCK WITH WHATEVER.

I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.

MY TEACHER DOESN'T REMEMBER ME.

WHAT DID YOU DO?

WHY? JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING

COMPLETELY OUT OF THE ORDINARY HAPPENS

DOESN'T MEAN I AUTOMATICALLY

HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.

DID YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT?

YES. MMM!

I MADE A WISH WITH THE GENIE

THAT EVERYONE WOULD STOP COMPARING ME TO YOU.

BUT I GUESS SHE DID THAT

BY MAKING EVERYONE FORGET YOU.

OK. WELL, YOU TELL THAT GENIE

YOU WISH EVERYONE REMEMBERS ME AGAIN.

I CAN'T. I LET HER GO.

THAT WAY, SHE COULDN'T SNEAK OFF.

OH, I GET IT. IT'S KIND OF LIKE

GIVING A BURGLAR YOUR MONEY SO HE DOESN'T STEAL IT.

LOOK, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH.

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GET DAD TO HELP US.

HI. I'M JERRY, ALEX'S FATHER. NICE TO MEET YOU.

WE ALREADY MET!

I DON'T THINK DAD'S GOING TO HELP US.

HEY, WHO'S YOUR NEW FRIEND?

HE'S CUTE. HE LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE YOUR UNCLE ERNESTO.

BUT--

IT'S NOT JUST SCHOOL. NO ONE REMEMBERS ME!

LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.

I BET YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO DISHES TONIGHT.

OK, JUSTIN, I KNOW THIS LOOKS BAD.

NO ONE REMEMBERS YOU.

BUT I'LL FIX IT. IN THE MEANTIME,

THINK OF ALL THE BENEFITS.

YOU MEAN LIKE NOT HAVING TO DO THE DISHES?

I'D TRADE THAT FOR MY PARENTS REMEMBERING ME!

WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP TONIGHT?

I FELL ASLEEP AT TABLE 5 ONE NIGHT.

IT'S PRETTY COMFORTABLE.

[BANGS HEAD]

OK. FOLLOW MY LEAD.

MOM...JUSTIN'S PARENTS ARE OUT OF TOWN FOR A WEEK,

AND HE DOESN'T HAVE A PLACE TO STAY,

AND HE LOST HIS KEY WHEN HE TRIPPED,

AND HE FELL DOWN THE SUBWAY GRATE.

OH, MY GOODNESS.

WELL, JUSTIN,

YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME TO STAY WITH US

UNTIL YOUR PARENTS GET BACK.

REALLY? THANK YOU.

SEE THAT? PROBLEM SOLVED.

YEAH. EVERYTHING'S GREAT.

IT'S JUST MY PARENTS DON'T KNOW WHO I AM.

HEY, MAX, DO...

YOU STILL REMEMBER ME, BUDDY?

OF COURSE I DO.

YOU DO?

YES. YOU'RE UNCLE ERNESTO.

I HAVE SEEN YOU IN MOM'S PICTURES.

ALEX, LOOK WHAT I MADE IN ART CLASS.

IT'S A BUST OF THAT NEW KID JUSTIN.

DO YOU THINK HE'LL LIKE IT?

I DON'T KNOW. WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM?

OH, MY GOSH! HE'S HERE!

HOW DO I LOOK?

BETTER THAN HIM.

JUSTIN, LOOK WHO'S HERE.

AND SHE MADE SOMETHING NICE...ISH.

UH, HEY, HARPER.

YOU KNOW MY NAME.

I MADE THIS FOR YOU.

OH, THAT'S NOT MY LIPSTICK

ON THE CHEEK.

THANKS, HARPER. I'LL PUT IT IN MY ROOM.

AS SOON AS MY PARENTS GET BACK IN TOWN.

OH, WHERE ARE YOU STAYING?

HERE.

HE'S ALREADY MOVED IN?

YOU DO NOT RESPECT THE CODE OF DIBS!

HARPER MADE A BUST OF UNCLE ERNESTO?

IT'S ME!

OH. HA HA. THAT'S STILL WEIRD.

ALEX, WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

YOU KNOW...THEY CAN'T FORGET YOU.

YOU'RE THEIR FIRSTBORN.

MAYBE WE CAN JOG THEIR MEMORY.

UH, MR. RUSSO AND MRS. RUSSO,

SINCE I'LL BE STAYING, IT WOULD BE RUDE

IF I DIDN'T LET YOU GET TO KNOW ME.

SO, TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF.

UH, WELL, JUSTIN LOVES SCHOOL.

LOVES SCHOOL?

WE NEVER HEAR THAT AROUND HERE.

AND I LOVE WATCHING SPORTS WITH MY DAD. GO, METS.

OOH, A METS FAN.

YOU SHOULD HAVE STARTED WITH THAT.

JETS OR GIANTS?

JETS.

THERE IT IS!

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, JUSTIN.

JUSTIN IS A GREAT CATCH.

YOU SHOULD GO OUT WITH HIM.

EW. GROSS.

THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I FELT ABOUT YOUR FATHER

WHEN I FIRST MET HIM,

AND NOW HE'S MY BIG CUDDLY BUG.

EW. GROSSER.

JUSTIN IS A FINE YOUNG MAN.

YOU SHOULD BE MORE LIKE HIM.

EVEN WHEN THEY DON'T KNOW YOU,

THEY WANT ME TO BE MORE LIKE YOU.

YOU CAN'T WISH AWAY QUALITY.

OK. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET THE GENIE BACK?

I DON'T KNOW. I'VE JUST BEEN WRACKING MY BRAIN.

I JUST WISH THE GENIE WOULD SHOW UP.

OH!

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

YOU WISHED FOR THE GENIE TO COME BACK,

AND SHE CAME BACK.

[DING]

AND STUMBLING ON THAT,

YOU JUST USED YOUR SECOND WISH.

OK, ALEX, YOU HAVE ONE WISH LEFT.

CHOOSE YOUR WORDS REALLY CAREFULLY.

I KNOW. I KNOW. I WISH YOU'D STOP TELLING ME--

OH, THAT'S NOT IT. THAT'S NOT IT.

I'M GOING TO GET THIS RIGHT. OK?

I WISH PEOPLE WOULD-- NO, NO, NO, NO.

I WISH JUSTIN WOULD BE-- NO, NO, NO.

NO, YOU'LL WRECK THAT.

I WISH MY FIRST WISH-- I WISH MY BROTHER--

OOH, THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.

OH, I GOT IT.

HOLD UP. LET ME HEAR IT.

OK. I WISH EVERYONE WOULD SEE JUSTIN CLEARLY FOR WHO HE IS.

WAIT.

THERE COULD BE A PROBLEM

IF YOU SAY THE WORD...CLEARLY!

[DING]

AND THAT'S MY TRIPLE PLAY.

THANKS FOR RUBBING MY LAMP, REALLY.

IT'S YOURS TO KEEP.

IN FACT, USE IT AS A GRAVY BOAT.

JUST REMEMBER, IT'S NOT DISHWASHER SAFE.

YOU KNOW WHAT? THROW IT IN THE DISHWASHER.

I DON'T EVEN CARE.

ALEX, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE!

HOLD ON. YOU'RE INVISIBLE.

ISN'T THERE SOMETHING YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO,

SOMEONE YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GET BACK AT

AND THEY WOULD NEVER KNOW BECAUSE YOU'RE INVISIBLE?

THERE. I'VE DONE IT.

OK. I HAD THAT COMING.

NOW FIX THIS!

Jerry: HEY, YOU KIDS WANT SOME ICE CREAM?

OH. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THIS WAY, I'LL BE TOTALLY INVISIBLE.

EW! NO! JUST HIDE.

DON'T LOOK.

WHERE'S YOUR FRIEND?

BATHROOM?

OH. OH, I LOVE TALKING SPORTS WITH HIM.

I'LL JUST SIT RIGHT HERE AND WAIT TILL HE GETS BACK.

NO, NO, NO, NO! NOT THERE.

WHY NOT?

BECAUSE I'M GONNA SIT THERE.

I LIKE SITTING HERE.

OH!

WHAT WAS THAT?

ALEX RUSSO, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

AND WHY IS THERE A PILLOW FLOATING IN MIDAIR?

JUSTIN'S INVISIBLE AND NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHES?

JERRY, WHAT'S WRONG?

I JUST SAW DOWN ON ALEX'S INVISIBLE FRIEND JUSTIN.

JUSTIN, WHAT DID ALEX DO TO YOU?

I DON'T KNOW, AND I'M SURE

THIS MAY SEEM LIKE MAGIC,

BUT I'M SURE THERE'S A PERFECTLY RATIONAL,

SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION FOR ALL OF--

DAD, JUSTIN KNOWS ABOUT MAGIC.

OK. WHAT DID SHE DO TO YOU?

WELL, SHE--

WAIT. IS HE HOLDING THAT PILLOW TO...

OH, THAT'S MY GOOD PILLOW.

AND SINCE IT'S THE ONLY THING I CAN SEE,

I DON'T FEEL VERY COMFORTABLE TALKING TO IT.

Justin: JUST TALK TO UNCLE ERNESTO.

ALEX, WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?

[SIGHS] OK.

I'LL TELL YOU, BUT YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE ME.

OF COURSE WE'LL BELIEVE YOU.

JUSTIN IS MY BROTHER AND YOUR OLDEST SON.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

NO, IT'S TRUE. I MADE A WISH WITH THE GENIE

THAT EVERYONE WOULD STOP COMPARING ME TO JUSTIN.

BUT THE GENIE CONNED ME AND MADE EVERYONE FORGET HIM,

AND THEN HE BECAME INVISIBLE.

Justin: SHE'S TELLING THE TRUTH.

ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME

I HAVE A SON I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER?

PLEASE BELIEVE ME. YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME.

I USED UP ALL MY WISHES,

BUT THE GENIE WAS TOO SMART FOR ME.

GENIES ARE SNEAKY.

YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.

YOU CAN'T LET HIM BE INVISIBLE FOREVER.

I GREW UP WITH HIM.

HE MAY BE DORKY AND ANNOYING,

BUT HE'S FUN AND GULLIBLE TO PULL PRANKS ON,

AND HE'S MY BROTHER. I NEED HIM BACK.

YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY? I THINK I BELIEVE YOU.

YOU REALLY LOVE YOUR BROTHER.

YOU LOVE HIM, TOO.

AND SOMETIMES MORE THAN HER.

I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU HERE.

[SIGHS] WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

HONEY, I BELIEVE YOU, TOO. OK?

BUT WHAT AM I GONNA DO? THE GENIE OUTSMARTED YOU.

JUSTIN, I'M SORRY.

BUT I'M HAPPY. I HAVE ANOTHER SON.

LET ME HAVE A HUG.

WELL, YEAH. GO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON FIRST.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

AHA.

A FLOATING PILLOW.

YOU'VE GOT TO TEACH ME THAT ONE

SO I COULD SLEEP STANDING UP.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

THE GENIE MAY HAVE OUTSMARTED ME,

BUT MAYBE WE CAN OUTDUMB HER.

MAX, HOW WOULD YOU GET A GENIE TO COME BACK TO HER LAMP?

I KNOW. ORANGE SODA.

WHAT?

IF SOMEONE POURED ORANGE SODA IN MY ROOM,

I'D BE REALLY MAD.

YOU SPILLED ORANGE SODA IN YOUR ROOM, DIDN'T YOU?

WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT TAKING THAT UP THERE?

SEE? SHE'S REALLY MAD,

AND SHE'S GOING TO MY ROOM.

IS IT WORKING? IS IT WORKING? IT'S NOT WORKING.

[SHOUTS]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THAT'S MY HOUSE.

SEE? NOTHING DRIVES THE LADIES MAD

LIKE ORANGE SODA.

I'LL STOP SHAKING IT IF YOU GIVE MAX A WISH.

IT'S JUST GOING TO GET FOAMIER IN HERE.

FINE. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I WISH FOR THIS HAIRCUT AND A SHIRT LIKE THIS.

I CAN'T GIVE YOU A WISH YOU ALREADY HAVE.

WHAT GAME ARE YOU PLAYING, KID?

OH, YEAH? I WISH FOR THE GENIE GAME.

WHAT GENIE GAME? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO.

WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO FIND OUT

ABOUT THE RESET BUTTON.

MAX, THERE'S A RESET BUTTON.

YOU KNOW WHAT TO WISH FOR.

A SWIMMING POOL OF PUDDING? YES!

NO. THE RESET BUTTON.

I WISH YOU WOULD SHOW ME THE RESET BUTTON.

IN YOUR LAMP.

IN YOUR LAMP.

IF THERE'S A RESET BUTTON, WE'LL NEED THIS PAPERCLIP.

HA HA. HI.

WHOA!

[COUGHING]

OH, ORANGEY.

MAX?

I GOT IT!

GO--

ALL RIGHT. HERE IT IS.

WHEN YOU PRESS IT, IT UNDOES ALL THE WISHES

SINCE THE LAST SAVE,

AS IF THEY NEVER HAPPENED.

[BEEP]

[BACKWARDS VOICES]

[BEEP BEEP]

WHEW!

THAT WAS CLOSE.

YOU'RE BACK! I'M SO GLAD I CAN SEE YOU!

OH, JUSTIN, SWEETIE, I'M SO SORRY I FORGOT YOU.

WHAT KIND OF MOTHER FORGETS HER OWN SON?

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

I'M A DAD. BEFORE MY CUP OF COFFEE,

I'M LUCKY IF I REMEMBER ONE OF THESE KIDS.

COME ON, BOBBY. BEDTIME.

SO, YOU WERE PRETTY UPSET

ABOUT ME BEING INVISIBLE, HUH?

NO. I WAS JUST AFRAID

THAT I WOULD BE RUNNING INTO YOU ALL THE TIME.

NO, YOU WEREN'T.

[IMITATING CRYING]

"I NEED MY BROTHER BACK.

"I NEED MY BROTHER BACK.

WHERE IS HE?"

YEAH, I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK.

THAT WAY, I CAN DO THIS.

"I MISS--OH, I MISS MY BROTHER!

HE'S SO ATHLETIC." OH! OW! OOH!