Original subtitles

HA HA HA! ALEX IS GONNA LOVE HER ROOM.

THE--THE FLOWERY THINGIES

ARE PERFECT FOR MY LITTLE PRINCESS.

HEY, CHECK IT OUT.

THE WALLPAPER GLUE DRIED MY FINGERS TOGETHER.

HA-HA! HI-YAH!

DUDE, THAT'S AWESOME. GIVE IT UP.

OHH!

COME ON, GUYS. STOP MESSING AROUND. ALL RIGHT?

TO DO THIS JOB RIGHT, YOU NEED TO FOCUS

YOU NEED INTENSITY...

AND A ROOT BEER.

HI, DADDY.

I LIKE THE NEW WALLPAPER,

AND I'M GLAD YOU'RE NOT FINISHED YET,

BECAUSE YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO LOVE THIS.

PINK FUR WALLPAPER!

UH-OH. WATCH DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL

MAKE US PUT UP HER NEW WALL--FUR.

DON'T YOU LOVE IT?

UH, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LITTLE FLOWERS?

THAT'S A LITTLE YOUNG FOR ME.

I THINK I'M READY FOR THIS.

YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT,

THIS PATTERN DOES LOOK LIKE MY BOXERS.

I ALMOST DIDN'T GET THE PINK FUR

BECAUSE THE GUY AT THE STORE SAID

ONLY A PROFESSIONAL COULD PUT IT UP,

BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW MY DAD.

HA HA. WELL, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

THE RUSSO BOYS ARE ON IT.

WE'RE GOING TO NEED MORE GLUE.

YEAH, BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA WORK ON MY ROOM NEXT.

YOUR ROOM'S GOOD ENOUGH.

GOOD ENOUGH FOR JUSTIN'S ROOM, MAYBE.

NOT FOR THE J-MAN.

WAIT, WHO'S THE J-MAN?

ME. THAT'S MY NICKNAME.

YEAH. WHO CALLS YOU THAT?

LOTS OF PEOPLE.

YOU KNOW, NOT AT SCHOOL,

BUT AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

OK, A COUPLE.

ME, MOSTLY.

BUT THAT'S JUST WE HAVEN'T REDONE MY ROOM.

YOUR ROOM LOOKS GREAT.

NO, JUSTIN'S RIGHT.

WE SHOULDN'T FORGET ABOUT HIM.

THAT'S WHY HE SHOULD HAVE THIS WALLPAPER.

I'M COMFORTABLE BEING FORGOTTEN.

IT'LL TOTALLY TIE TOGETHER YOUR LITTLE ACTION FIGURES

AND THE BIG WATER STAIN FROM WHERE THE ROOF LEAKED.

I WAS GOING TO PAINT OVER THAT WATER STAIN, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. THIS WALLPAPER WOULD LOOK WAY BETTER.

ATTABOY. COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO BEFORE IT DRIES. LET'S HUSTLE.

FUN AND GAMES ARE OVER.

DAD, I WAS KIDDING.

YOU GOT TO SHOW ME HOW YOU DO THAT.

UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL, I CAN'T HELP YOU.

BUT THAT SHIRT'S GOT YOU HALFWAY THERE.

♪ WELL, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE A BREEZE ♪

♪ THAT THE END WILL, NO DOUBT, JUSTIFY THE MEANS ♪

♪ YOU CAN FIX ANY PROBLEM WITH THE SLIGHTEST OF EASE ♪

♪ YES, PLEASE ♪

♪ BUT YOU MIGHT FIND OUT IT'LL GO TO YOUR HEAD ♪

♪ WHEN YOU WRITE A REPORT ON A BOOK YOU NEVER READ ♪

♪ WITH A SNAP OF YOUR FINGERS, YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BED ♪

♪ THAT'S WHAT I SAID ♪

♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ WHEN YOU CAN GET ALL YOU WANTED ♪

♪ IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS ♪

♪ YOU MIGHT RUN INTO TROUBLE IF YOU GO TO EXTREMES ♪

♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WHAT YOU WANT ♪

♪ BY THE SIMPLEST OF MEANS ♪

♪ BE CAREFUL NOT TO MESS WITH THE BALANCE OF THINGS ♪

♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

HONEY, YOU DIDN'T MAKE A GIANT BURRITO

OUT OF MAX AGAIN, DID YOU?

NO, MOM. IT'S NO FUN ANYMORE. HE LIKES IT.

THEY'RE RUGS FOR MY ROOM.

I FOUND IT IN THE BASEMENT.

HONEY, YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GOING DOWN THERE.

WELL, DADDY SAID I COULD TAKE

WHATEVER I WANT FROM DOWN THERE.

OH. WELL, ALL RIGHT.

WE LIKE TO PUT UP A UNITED FRONT, SO FINE.

AND IF YOU SEE HIM, COULD YOU TELL HIM

I NEED TO TALK TO HIM?

[SPITS]

OH, MY GOSH. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS?

WHAT HAPPENED WAS, ALEX GOT PINK FUR WALLPAPER

AND WE JUST FINISHED HANGING IT UP FOR HER.

MOM, WILL YOU VACUUM US OFF?

HERE'S THE CREVICE DEVICE. BE CAREFUL.

I DON'T WANT TO BE VACUUMED.

I'M WEARING THIS TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.

[GIGGLES]

SO, JUSTIN, HOW'S YOUR ROOM COMING ALONG?

I HAVE GIRL WALLPAPER.

ARE YOU OK WITH THAT?

NO! I GOT TO MAKE IT A MAN'S ROOM.

I NEED MAN STUFF.

OK, LIKE WHAT?

LIKE...PICTURES OF GIRLS ON MOTORCYCLES

AND MY FAVORITE BAND-- TEARS OF BLOOD. T.O.B.

STANDS FOR TEARS OF BLOOD.

I GOT IT.

LISTEN, THAT SOUNDS AWESOME, AND, LIKE,

I'LL PROBABLY NOT BE VISITING YOUR ROOM THAT OFTEN.

BUT IF YOU WANT SOME REAL SCARY STUFF,

DAD'S CHAIR SHAPED LIKE A BASEBALL GLOVE?

IT'S IN THE BASEMENT.

OH, THAT'S AWESOME.

BASEBALL GLOVE CHAIR? HOO-HOO!

I KNEW YOU DIDN'T THROW IT AWAY.

CAN'T WAIT TO SIT IN IT.

Man on Radio: AND NOW, AT NUMBER 4,

PREVIOUSLY AT NUMBER 6,

SPONTANEOUS BLING WITH "AW YEAH. "

[POP MUSIC PLAYING]

FLYING CARPET. RANDOM.

OHH.

THAT'S IT, HONEY. YOU'RE GOOD.

AHH.

FITS LIKE A GLOVE.

HEY, IT IS.

LISTEN, THAT'S GOING TO JUSTIN'S ROOM.

BUT-- GUYS, CHECK IT OUT.

THIS TIKI DUDE'S GONNA MAN UP MY ROOM, AND SO IS THAT GUITAR

AFTER I SMASH IT AND HANG IT ON THE WALL.

YOU'RE NOT SMASHING ANYTHING. THAT'S MINE.

I USED TO PLAY IT IN AN ALL-GIRL MARIACHI BAND

AT LA PINATA.

[PLAYS NOTE] OH-HOO!

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU PLAYED THE GUITAR.

YEAH. [PLAYS NOTE]

SHE DOESN'T.

BUT THANKS FOR FINDING IT.

NO, HONEY, THANK YOU.

IF YOU HADN'T SENT ALEX DOWN THERE TO GET THAT RUG,

WE NEVER WOULD'VE FOUND IT.

HOLD ON. WHAT RUG?

[CRASH]

ALEX? HONEY?

ALEX? [SIGHS]

I THOUGHT SHE HAD THE MAGIC FLYING CARPET.

[INDISTINCT] UHH.

OH!

HEY. SO, HOW'S IT GOING?

MOM, I SEE YOU HAVE THE GUITAR OUT.

YOU THINKING ABOUT PLAYING IT NOW?

ALEX, STOP TRYING TO AVOID THE SUBJECT.

DADDY, YOU SAID I COULD TAKE STUFF FROM THE BASEMENT.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE MAGIC UNSUPERVISED.

YOU SHOULD'VE COME TO ME AS SOON AS

YOU REALIZED THAT WAS A MAGIC CARPET.

DADDY, I REALLY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.

IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS GIVING PEOPLE RIDES.

YAAH! UHH. WHOO! HA! CAN I GO AGAIN?

THAT'S IT. I'M TAKING THIS CARPET

RIGHT BACK TO THE BASEMENT.

AND WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE YOUR GUITAR DOWN THERE, TOO, HONEY?

LISTEN, IF YOUR BASEBALL GLOVE CHAIR STAYS ABOVE GROUND,

SO DOES MY GUITAR.

ALEX, I AM REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

DADDY, THE RUG LOOKS GREAT IN HERE.

IT TIES THE WHOLE ROOM TOGETHER.

BUT LOOK AROUND YOU.

I CAN'T LET YOU KEEP A MAGIC CARPET.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE IT.

SO YOU SHOULD TEACH ME HOW TO DRIVE THE CARPET.

NO WAY.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

HE JUST SAID NO TO DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL.

MAYBE IT'S CRAZY DAY.

HEY, DAD, CAN I HAVE A CELL PHONE?

WHAT? NO.

IT'S NOT THAT DAY.

DADDY, PLEASE.

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

AND DON'T LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE PUPPY-DOG EYES

AND THINK I'M JUST GOING TO MELT IN YOUR HANDS.

IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK I DO, DADDY?

OK.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GUILT ME INTO THIS.

JUST BECAUSE I TAUGHT JUSTIN

DOESN'T MEAN I AUTOMATICALLY HAVE TO--UH-OH.

YOU TAUGHT JUSTIN?

WELL, I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE,

SINCE HE'S YOUR FIRSTBORN

AND HE'LL ALWAYS HAVE A MORE SPECIAL PLACE

IN YOUR HEART THAN ME.

OH, YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY THINK

THAT I LOVE HIM MORE THAN YOU.

I LOVE YOU ALL EQUALLY,

JUST NOT AT THE SAME TIME.

WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS IN THE MORNING. GOOD NIGHT.

IT'S ONLY 4:00.

WHO ARE YOU-- FATHER TIME?

DADDY, GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON

WHY I CAN'T LEARN HOW TO FLY THE CARPET.

YOU CAN'T FLY THE CARPET BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH.

WELL, HOW OLD WAS JUSTIN?

18. I'M 16 NOW.

OH. SO YOU LIED TO ME, HUH?

WELL, WE'LL TALK ABOUT THAT IN THE MORNING. GOOD NIGHT.

OK, DADDY, EVEN THOUGH

YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN ME A GOOD REASON,

I KNOW YOU MUST HAVE ONE, BECAUSE

THAT'S HOW MUCH I RESPECT YOU AND LOVE YOU.

OK. FINE.

WE'LL START CARPET FLYING LESSONS TOMORROW.

AND THAT'S HOW YOU DO THAT.

AND IF YOU DON'T VACUUM IT EVERY 3,000 MILES,

THE FILTER GETS CLOGGED.

MAKES FOR A VERY UNSTABLE RIDE. NUTS.

OH, SO I GET IT.

JUST BRING IT TO YOU EVERY 3,000 MILES

SO YOU CAN DO ALL THAT STUFF

BECAUSE YOU'RE SO GOOD AT IT.

WELL, IT DOES RELAX ME.

OK. MOVING ON TO THE RULES OF THE SKY.

WHAT KIND OF CLOUD SHOULD YOU FLY INTO?

AH--TRICK QUESTION. NONE OF THEM,

BECAUSE IT'S VERY EASY TO BECOME CONFUSED IN A CLOUD--

WHICH WAY'S UP? WHICH WAY'S DOWN?

I DON'T KNOW. CRASH.

WHAT WOULD YOU CRASH INTO IN A CLOUD?

A CONFUSED WIZARD ON A CARPET GOING THE OTHER WAY.

PLUS, YOU DON'T WANT TO EXPOSE FINE WOOL

TO THAT KIND OF MOISTURE.

IT'S VERY HARD TO DRY

AND THEN IT STARTS TO SMELL LIKE A CAMEL.

IS THAT BAD?

YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

DAD, STOP TRYING TO SCARE ME.

I'M A BIG GIRL. I CAN HANDLE THIS.

OH. A BIG GIRL. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL, HUH?

OK, BIG GIRL. ENOUGH TALK. LET'S WALK.

LET'S TAKE HER UP.

GREAT. I'M READY. YEAH, IT'S VERY EASY TO FLY.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CURL LEFT, LEAN RIGHT, GO LEFT,

CURL RIGHT, LEAN LEFT, GO RIGHT, CURL DOWN, GO DOWN.

GOT IT? CURL WHAT, LEAN WHO, GO WHERE?

GO SLOWER.

GO SLOWER? ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH CHIT-CHAT.

YOU DON'T LEARN BY TEACHING,

YOU LEARN BY DOING.

LET'S TAKE HER UP.

HEY, ISN'T THIS FUN? JUST THE TWO OF US.

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?

EYES ON THE SKY, NOT ME. THE SKY.

ALL RIGHT, TURN LEFT HERE.

OH, NO. TOO JERKY. TOO JERKY.

IT'S ALL IN THE WRIST. I TOLD YOU, IT'S IN THE WRIST.

I'M BARELY TOUCHING IT.

[SIGHS] LOOK, YOU'RE THINKING TOO MUCH.

DON'T THINK, JUST--FLY.

HOW CAN I THINK WHEN YOU'RE YELLING?

I TOLD YOU NOT TO THINK. DON'T THINK, OK?

IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HEAR ME,

MAYBE I SHOULD YELL LOUDER.

I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH YOU YELLING LIKE THAT.

WHY ARE YOU YELLING LIKE THAT?

YOU NEVER YELL AT ME LIKE THAT.

I'M NOT YELLING. I'M JUST LOUD TEACHING.

WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT!

WATCH WHERE? WATCH WHERE?

WHERE? EVERYWHERE! WATCH EVERYWHERE!

HOW CAN I WATCH EVERYWHERE?

Both: AAAAH!

[STRUMS GUITAR]

♪ I-I-I... ♪

OH, [INDISTINCT] HOW'D IT GO?

I'M NOT TALKING TO HIM.

I'M NOT TALKING TO HER.

OR WATCHING THE BIG FIGHT TONIGHT.

OH, APPARENTLY I AM.

UH--SHE THREW ME RIGHT INTO THIS.

[LOUDLY] SHE'S NOT READY FOR LESSONS.

I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE'S SO ANXIOUS TO FLY ANYWAY.

SHE NEEDS TO BE HOME WITH US.

AND WHERE ARE MY PUDDING CUPS?

YOU ATE THEM ALL, REMEMBER?

WHERE DOES SHE THINK SHE'S GOING TO ON THAT CARPET, ANYWAY?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT WHEREVER IT IS, HONEY,

SHE'S GOING TO COME BACK.

SWEETIE, DO YOU THINK MAYBE

YOU'RE NOT UPSET ABOUT THE FLYING LESSONS

AS MUCH AS YOU ARE ABOUT NOT WANTING

OUR LITTLE GIRL TO GROW UP?

HA. THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

AND UNTIL WE SOLVE THIS PUDDING CRISIS,

I CAN'T EVEN THINK STRAIGHT.

NEED MORE PUDDING NOW.

MOM! CHECK OUT WHAT SOMEONE'S THROWING OUT.

[GASP] IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE SOMEONE NOT WANTING THAT.

WHY DO YOU WANT THAT?

SOMETHING'S GOT TO TAKE YOUR EYE OFF THAT GIRLY WALLPAPER,

AND HOW CAN YOU NOT LOOK AT THIS?

OH, GOSH. IT STILL HAS BAD BREATH!

UM, DAD'S NOT HERE, RIGHT?

WHY? DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL DOESN'T WANT TO SEE DADDY?

WELL, THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

WHEN WE WERE ON OUR LESSON,

DAD GOT ALL TENSE AND FRUSTRATED,

LIKE HOW HE ACTS WHEN HE'S AROUND YOU AND YOUR DOLLS.

ACTION FIGURES.

COLLECTIBLES IN THEIR ORIGINAL PACKAGING.

DAD'S NEVER ACTED THAT WAY WITH ME BEFORE.

WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT IT?

I'D LOVE TO HELP, BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN

DADDY'S LITTLE FAVORITE ANYTHING.

THAT'S WHY I HAVE GIRL WALLPAPER.

AND I'M HOPING THAT BORIS HERE

IS GOING TO MAN THAT UP.

WAIT. I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP.

HOW DO I GET DAD TO STOP BEING MAD AT ME

SO HE'LL TEACH ME HOW TO FLY?

OK. WE'RE GOING TO NEED

TO PULL OUT THE BIG GUNS HERE.

WHAT DOES DAD LOVE EVEN MORE THAN PUDDING,

EVEN MORE THAN US SOMETIMES?

BREAKFAST FOR DINNER.

EXACTLY. YOU GOT TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN.

I CAN DO THAT. AND YOU GOT TO GET SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL

TO TOP IT OFF.

Both: BAKED ZITI FROM MARIO'S.

YES. NOW GIVE ME $10.

WHAT? WHY?

IT WAS YOUR GREAT IDEA.

I CAN'T AFFORD TO ALWAYS BE THIS SMART.

[BALL ROLLING ACROSS FLOOR]

YEAH. BORIS JUST LOST AN EYE.

THAT'S OK. BORIS LOOKS EVEN TOUGHER.

YOU KNOW WHY? PIG WITH AN EYE PATCH.

DAD, UM, MOM AND I MADE BREAKFAST FOR DINNER.

I KNOW IT'S YOUR FAVORITE.

THANK YOU, THERESA.

DAD, I MELTED YOUR BUTTER

AND I EVEN WENT ALL THE WAY UPTOWN

TO GET THAT SPECIAL BLUEBERRY SYRUP YOU LIKE.

NO, THANKS. I'M TRYING TO CUT DOWN ON FRUIT.

I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT VEGETABLES.

WHO'S WITH ME?

AND DAD, GUESS WHAT ALEX GOT YOU FOR DESSERT?

BAKED ZITI.

OOH, JERRY. YOU REALLY LOVE ZITI.

I DON'T THINK YOU HEARD ME.

I'M TRYING TO CUT DOWN ON MY FRUIT.

YES, TOMATO IS A FRUIT!

I'M GOING FINISH MY BREAKFAST FOR DINNER ON THE TERRACE.

I'LL COME WITH YOU.

HEY, ALONE.

RIGHT, BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO CATCH A COLD.

THANKS, DAD.

I KNOW IT'S ALL TENSE AND EVERYTHING,

SO I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE A BATH TONIGHT, RIGHT?

[WHISPERING] Alex.

[NORMAL VOICE] ALEX.

ALEX. UHH. WHO?

YOU SCARED ME! SHHH.

OH, I GET IT.

WE'RE PULLING A PRANK ON MAX

LIKE HE AND I DO TO YOU SOMETIMES.

YOU GUYS PLAY PRANKS ON ME?

NEVER MIND. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?

OUR DINNER PLAN DIDN'T WORK.

I KNOW, AND THANKS FOR WAKING ME UP TO REMIND ME.

GOOD NIGHT.

LOOK, FLYING LESSONS WEREN'T THAT EASY FOR ME, EITHER.

REALLY? AND I'M GUESSING

HE'S EVEN MORE INTENSE WITH DADDY'S LITTLE PRINCESS.

YEAH, WELL, DADDY'S LITTLE PRINCESS

JUST GOT KICKED OUT OF THE CASTLE, SO WHAT YOU GOT?

HE ONLY SEES YOU AS HIS LITTLE GIRL,

AND YOU GOTTA SHOW HIM YOU'RE MORE THAN THAT.

I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO FLY,

SO THAT WAY WHEN YOU GO UP WITH HIM NEXT,

HE'LL SEE HOW READY YOU ARE.

THAT'S A REALLY GOOD IDEA.

YEAH. THAT'S THE J-MAN'S PLAN.

WHO?

ME. MY NAME'S JUSTIN.

J IS THE FIRST LETTER. IT'S NOT THAT HARD.

THANKS. WAIT. WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU?

[SCOFFS] YOU'RE MY LITTLE SISTER.

WHY'S THERE ALWAYS GOT TO BE SOMETHING IN IT FOR ME?

BECAUSE I'M YOUR LITTLE SISTER.

AND I GUESS ONE DAY,

IF YOU'D LIKE TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR ME,

THEN THAT'D BE GREAT.

ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO.

WAIT. I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.

WHAT? DON'T USE YOUR TOOTHPASTE TOMORROW MORNING.

WHY NOT?

IT'S NOT TOOTHPASTE.

EASY, NOW. EASY, NOW.

THERE YOU GO. THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE A BANK LEFT TURN.

WOW. WITH YOU IT'S EASY. CURL LEFT, LEAN RIGHT, GO LEFT.

I KNOW. NOW LET'S TRY A RIGHT TURN.

THAT WAS GOOD. NOW YOUR OTHER RIGHT.

THERE YOU GO.

I CAN TOTALLY DO THIS.

I KNEW YOU COULD, AND NOW YOU'LL BE

ABLE TO SHOW DAD YOU CAN.

[DING] Man: OH, SLOW DOWN, SON.

[BIRDS SQUAWKING]

[DING]

THAT WAS SO COOL.

BE GLAD IT WASN'T A HOT AIR BALLOON.

THEY TAKE FOREVER.

OH, LOOK, WE'RE FLYING OVER SHEA STADIUM.

[BAT HITS BALL] [CROWD CHEERING]

OH, MY GOSH! I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

OOH!

YEAH, YOU GOT IT.

HEY, YOU READY FOR SOMETHING REALLY HARD?

LIKE WHAT?

THE LOOP-DI-LOOP.

BRING IT.

WHOOOAAA!

THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN. THANKS, J-MAN.

WHO? OH, ME.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

NOW WHEN DAD TAKES YOU ON YOUR LESSON,

YOU'LL ALREADY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

OK, BUT IF HE STARTS YELLING

"UP IS UP AND DOWN IS DOWN,"

I'M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING.

OK, BUT I CAN STILL THINK IT.

GOOD.

SO, HOW'S YOUR MAN ROOM?

[SCOFFS] OH, I LOVE IT. IT'S SO GREAT.

I SLEEP LIKE A BABY IN THERE.

AAH!

OH!

[SCREAMS INDISTINCTLY]

MOM. MOM, GUESS WHAT JUSTIN GAVE ME?

YEAH, WELL, IT'S A LITTLE TOO BABYISH FOR ME,

BECAUSE THE J-MAN DON'T DO STUFFED ANIMALS.

THAT THING IS GOING RIGHT BACK OUTSIDE.

I'M SORRY, HONEY, BUT IT'S TERRIBLE AND CRUEL

WHAT THEY DO TO THOSE ANIMALS.

PLUS, WHEN I WAS IN JUSTIN'S ROOM,

THAT THING WAS CHECKING ME OUT.

BUT I FOUND HIS EYEBALL UNDER THE COUCH.

CAN I KEEP THAT?

WASH IT OFF.

HEY, MOM, ARE DAD AND ALEX BACK YET?

NO, AND IT'S BEEN OVER AN HOUR.

IF THEY'RE NOT BACK IN 10 MINUTES,

I WANT YOU TO GO DOWN TO THE BASEMENT

AND GET THAT BROOM AND GO LOOKING FOR THEM.

THERE'S A MAGIC FLYING BROOM?

NO.

I SWEEP WHEN I'M NERVOUS

AND I HAVE A SPECIAL BROOM FOR IT.

THAT'S NOT THIS ONE.

WHAT? DAD, YOU WERE GREAT.

YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD TEACHER,

AND DIDN'T I CATCH ON?

YOU KNOW, I GOT TO SAY, HONEY, I'M IMPRESSED.

YOU DID GREAT.

THANKS. I'M SORRY ABOUT THE LAST TIME.

I SHOULD'VE LISTENED BETTER.

NO. IT WASN'T ABOUT LISTENING AT ALL.

I DIDN'T WANT TO TEACH YOU

BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO GROW UP.

YOU'RE MY LITTLE GIRL.

I'LL ALWAYS BE YOUR LITTLE GIRL.

NO, YOU WON'T.

LOOK, YOU'RE GOING TO START TAKING ON

MORE GROWN-UP RESPONSIBILITIES,

AND I HAVE TO LET YOU.

OH, I DON'T WANT TO BE A GROWNUP.

I JUST WANT TO FLY.

WELL, ACTUALLY, I WOULDN'T MIND

A CREDIT CARD, TOO, YOU KNOW,

SO I CAN STOP ASKING YOU FOR MONEY.

WE'LL TALK LATER ABOUT WHY THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.

OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HOME, HONEY.

OOH, HOW'D IT GO?

SHE DID GREAT. SHE LISTENED TO ME.

SHE'S REALLY GETTING THE HANG OF IT.

I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT SHE DID A LITTLE BETTER THAN JUSTIN.

YUP. YOU DID BETTER THAN ME.

WHY ARE YOU WINKING AT ME?

YOU'RE RUINING IT.

WITH A COUPLE MORE LESSONS,

YOU'LL BE READY TO GET YOUR CARPET LICENSE

AND THEN YOU CAN FLY ANYWHERE,

INCLUDING TO THE STORE TO PICK ME UP SOME PUDDING,

WHICH WE NEVER SEEM TO HAVE ENOUGH OF.

OH, THANKS, DADDY.

SURE, SWEETIE. [KISS]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DID, BUT THANKS.

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

REALLY. I WAS WATCHING THE METS GAME THE OTHER DAY,

AND THERE WAS A FLY BALL THAT WENT UP

AND NEVER CAME DOWN.

YOU WANT TO TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT THAT?

AH. HEH. I--

HEY, I'M SELENA, AND YOU'RE

BEHIND THE SCENES OF "WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE".

THIS IS HOW WE FLY THE CARPET.

AND SOMETIMES, THINGS DON'T GO AS PLANNED.

WATCH WHERE? WATCH WHERE?

WHERE? EVERYWHERE! WATCH EVERYWHERE!

AAH! AAH!