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OK. WHOLE WHEAT, NO CRUST,

$5.00 IN A BAG. YEAH.

OH. YOU MIGHT WANT TO PUT A JACKET ON

BECAUSE IT'S VERY CHILLY OUTSIDE.

FINE. STOP ALL THE RACKET, I'LL WEAR A JACKET.

HEY.

HEY!

NO. NOT, "HEY!" I MEANT, HEY!

AND WHEN YOUR MOM SAID TO PUT ON A JACKET,

SHE MEANT GO GET ONE, NOT POP ONE ON.

WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? IT'S JUST A JACKET?

THE BIG DEAL IS TODAY IT'S JUST A JACKET.

HOW LONG IS IT GONNA BE BEFORE YOU'RE POPPING

A CALCULATOR INTO YOUR MATH TEST?

FIRST, IT'S CHEATING ON MATH.

THEN IT'S CHEATING ON EVERYTHING.

THEN THIS HAPPENS, THEN THAT HAPPENS,

THEN YOU'RE IN JAIL.

THIS HAPPENS, AND THAT HAPPENS?

I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO WALK UPSTAIRS.

WELL, WALK UPSTAIRS, TAKE THAT JACKET OFF.

THEN COME BACK DOWN AND PUT IT BACK ON.

ANYTHING TO KEEP ME OUT OF JAIL

HEY, MAXY, WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

OH, IT'S MY MARS DIORAMA FOR SCHOOL.

WHERE'S THE MARS PART? IT'S JUST AS BUNCH OF BEACH SAND.

WELL, "IT'S A PRETTY BARREN PLANET."

WHAT'S BARREN MEAN?

S-SANDY?

WE'LL DISCUSS THIS LATER.

YOU NEED TO WORK HARDER, YOUNG MAN.

COME ON. LET'S GET YOUR SANDBOX TO SCHOOL

BEFORE A CAT FINDS IT.

SEE? NOW I'M LATE. CAN YOU AT LEAST WRITE ME A NOTE?

SURE. OK.

"DEAR PRINCIPAL, ALEX IS LATE

"BECAUSE HER DAD IS A MEANIE FOR NOT LETTING HER

USE MAGIC TO ZAP A JACKET ON."

OK. I'LL RUN TO SCHOOL.

HEY. THERE'S T.J.

HEY!

ARE YOU A? WHAT--YOU JUST--

OH! WIZARD!

♪ WELL, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE A BREEZE ♪

♪ THAT THE END WILL, NO DOUBT, JUSTIFY THE MEANS ♪

♪ YOU CAN FIX ANY PROBLEM WITH THE SLIGHTEST OF EASE ♪

♪ YES, PLEASE ♪

♪ BUT YOU MIGHT FIND OUT IT'LL GO TO OUR HEAD ♪

♪ WHEN YOU WRITE A REPORT ON A BOOK YOU NEVER READ ♪

♪ WITH A SNAP OF YOUR FINGERS, YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BED ♪

♪ THAT'S WHAT I SAID ♪

♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ WHEN YOU CAN GET ALL YOU WANTED ♪

♪ IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS ♪

♪ YOU MIGHT RUN INTO TROUBLE IF YOU GO TO EXTREMES ♪

♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WHAT YOU WANT ♪

♪ BY THE SIMPLEST OF MEANS ♪

♪ BE CAREFUL NOT TO MESS WITH THE BALANCE OF THINGS ♪

♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

HA HA HA!

EXCUSE YOU.

HEY, GUYS. THAT KID'S FACE REMINDED ME--

YOU WANT TO GET SOME PIZZA?

I'LL SHOW YOU A PIZZA!

WHAT DID YOU SAY, KID?

I SAID, "I'LL SHOW YOU A PIZZA!"

YOU'RE ALWAYS DOING THAT.

THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

I'LL SHOW YOU IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

DUDE, GET A NEW INSULT BOOK.

I'LL SHOW YOU A NEW--

HA HA HA!

[BELL RINGS]

HEY! NICE SHIRT.

I'LL SHOW YOU A--

SAVE IT.

SO YOUR SHIRT APPEARED ON YOUR BODY

AS IF BY MAGIC.

YEAH. I CHANGE FAST.

YOU KNOW, I'M A QUICK-CHANGE ARTIST.

I WAS THINKING OF DOING IT FOR THE TALENT SHOW.

YOU'RE A WIZARD.

YOU MEAN, WITH TOOLS LIKE THE ONES I USED

TO BUILD THE CLOTHES RACK.

YEAH. I'M, UM, KIND OF A WIZARD.

NO. A WIZARD AS IN POTIONS AND BROOMS AND SPELLS.

COME ON. A WIZARD?

OK. I GUESS I WAS WRONG. SEE YOU AROUND.

SORRY. I'M A KLUTZ.

HA! I SAW THAT!

OK. OK. I'M A WIZARD.

DON'T TELL ANYBODY.

IT'S OK BECAUSE GUESS WHAT.

I'M A WIZARD, TOO.

YOU ARE? PROVE IT.

OK. HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING BEHIND MY BACK?

HOW'S THIS GONNA PROVE ANYTHING?

JUST GUESS. 4.

NONE. IT'S MY FOOT.

OH, NICE. THE FEET FOR HANDS SPELL.

I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE.

SHOW ME HOW IT WORKS.

I CAN'T. MY PARENTS ARE REALLY STRICT ABOUT MAGIC.

I COULD GET IN SO MUCH TROUBLE FOR JUST DOING THAT.

WELL, THAT'S LAME.

AS LONG AS NOBODY KNOWS I'M A WIZARD,

MY PARENTS LET ME USE MAGIC WHENEVER I WANT.

YOU'RE SO LUCKY. I CAN'T EVEN MAGICALLY SWITCH MY JACKETS

WITHOUT MY DAD THREATENING TO SEND ME TO JAIL.

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU SURVIVE IN THIS WORLD.

IT'S SO HARD BEING ME.

ARE YOU HUNGRY?

OH, STARVED!

I'LL SHOW YOU STARVED.

OK, DUDE, YOU'VE GOT TO STOP DOING THAT.

OH. MUSTARD OR KETCHUP?

THE WORKS.

AREN'T YOU GONNA PAY FOR THOSE?

OH, RIGHT.

WOW! YOUR LIFE IS SO MUCH EASIER THAN MINE.

I'D HAVE TO WALK ALL THE WAY OVER THERE,

ASK THE GUY TO MAKE ME A HOT DOG.

I WOULD HAVE BEEN EXHAUSTED. OH.

HEY.

I SAID, HEY.

WOULD YOU GET IN HERE?

OK. SO I MET AN INTERESTING GUY AT SCHOOL TODAY.

FOR THE LAST TIME, I WILL MAKE MY OWN FRIENDS.

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE MAKING IT SO HARD TO BE EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING.

THIS GUY IS A WIZARD LIKE US.

REALLY? A KID FROM OUR SCHOOL?

OH, THAT IS SO COOL! WHAT'S HIS NAME?

DOES HE SEEM NICE? WE SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE HIM OVER.

SEE, THIS IS HOW YOU'RE GONNA RUIN IT.

JUST LISTEN.

IT'S T.J. TAYLOR.

T.J. TAYLOR'S A WIZARD.

THEN THAT MAGIC ACT HE DID AT THE SCHOOL TALENT SHOW WAS FAKE.

I MEAN, REAL, WHICH IS WHAT MADE IT FAKE.

OH, HE NEEDS TO RETURN THAT FIRST PLACE RIBBON.

I'M MAKING A CALL.

JUSTIN.

FORGET ABOUT THE RIBBON.

DO YOU KNOW HIS PARENTS LET HIM USE MAGIC

WHENEVER HE WANTS?

JUST THINK ABOUT HOW OUR LIVES WOULD BE.

I COULD READ BOOKS IN THE DARK.

MAGIC IS A WASTE WITH YOU.

BESIDES USING MAGIC FOR WHAT ELECTRICITY CAN DO,

WE NEED TO GET DAD TO LET US USE MAGIC WHENEVER WE WANT.

DON'T YOU ALREADY DO THAT?

YES, BUT I'M TIRED OF GETTING IN TROUBLE FOR IT,

SO I'M GONNA TELL DAD ABOUT T.J.,

AND MAYBE THEN I'LL GET HIM TO LOOSEN UP ON THE RULES.

BUT I LOVE THE RULES.

REMEMBER THAT SUMMER WHEN HE SAID

I COULD GO TO BED WHENEVER I WANTED?

OH, I WAS A MESS.

WELL, RULES BORE ME.

I'M GONNA GO TALK TO DAD WHEN HE'S HIS HAPPIEST,

AFTER DINNER AND BEFORE PRO WRESTLING

WHEN HE'S RUBBING HIS BELLY. YEAH.

MAGIC WHENEVER YOU WANT.

HMM.

NO!

BUT, DADDY, T.J.'s PARENTS LET HIM USE

MAGIC ALL THE TIME TO DO WHATEVER. IT'S NOT FAIR.

WELL, T.J. TAYLOR'S PARENTS AREN'T YOUR PARENTS.

MY HOUSE, MY RULES.

GET YOUR OWN HOUSE, YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN RULES.

FINE.

AND THAT'S NOT ME GIVING YOU PERMISSION

TO CONJURE UP YOUR OWN HOUSE.

SHOOT.

DAD, DO MOST MARTIANS WEAR TIN FOIL

OR CATCHER'S EQUIPMENT?

AND YOU WANT ME TO ADD FREE-WHEELING MAGIC TO THIS CHAOS?

Theresa: HEY, YOU GUYS! WE'RE 5 MINUTES AWAY

FROM PRO WRESTLING!

OH, GOSH. I'VE TURNED INTO MY MOTHER.

HONEY, ALEX, RAN INTO ANOTHER WIZARD AT SCHOOL,

AND NOW SHE'S TALKING ALL KINDS OF NONSENSE LIKE,

"OH, I WANT TO DO MAGIC WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE."

I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT.

THERE'S ANOTHER WIZARD FAMILY?

BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I WOULD LOVE TO MEET THE PARENTS

AND COMPARE NOTES.

WHEN YOU GUYS COME OVER TONIGHT,

I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOUR PARENTS CONVINCE MY PARENTS

THAT EVERYDAY MAGIC IS OK

RATHER THAN THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT.

YOU DON'T KNOW OUR DAD.

HE'LL THROW A TANTRUM,

AND YOU'LL KNOW BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE THIS--

"WHA JA GIB BO GEE! HABAJA HA! ALEX!"

WHO CARES? A COUPLE YEARS AGO,

I GOT INTO TROUBLE FOR USING MAGIC,

MY PARENTS TRIED TO SEND ME OFF TO MILITARY SCHOOL,

SO I PUT A CHARM ON THEM

SO NO MATTER WHAT I DO THEY GO ALONG WITH IT.

I MEAN, THEY'RE NOT EVEN MY PARENTS.

THEY'RE MORE LIKE MY LITTLE ROBOTS.

YOU CHARMED YOUR PARENTS?

YOU'RE KIND OF SCARING ME A LITTLE,

BUT I'M FEELING A LOT OF RESPECT.

OK. SO IT IS SET. I WILL CLEAR MY PARENTS' SCHEDULE,

AND WE CAN ALL COME OVER FOR DINNER TONIGHT.

GREAT!

THERE. THEY'RE FREE.

YOU DIDN'T EVEN USE A SPELL.

OH, RIGHT. SEE, SPELLS ARE LIKE TRAINING WHEELS.

WHEN YOU'RE REALLY GOOD, YOU DON'T NEED THEM.

THIS IS YOUR MARS PROJECT?

YEP.

THAT'S NOT A MARTIAN.

THAT'S YOU IN A MARTIAN MASK.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT'S ME?

THAT COULD BE A REAL MARTIAN,

AND I JUST HAPPENED TO CATCH A PHOTO OF HIM

CONDUCTING EARTH GRAVITY EXPERIMENTS.

ON A RIDE CALLED TRIP TO MARS?

YEP.

HEY! LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN A PLASTIC BAG UPSTAIRS--

MY OLD BOWLING SHIRT.

HUH? I THOUGHT YOU THREW THIS OUT.

JERRY, WHEN YOU FIND SOMETHING IN A BAG

WITH USED FLOSS AND EMPTY SHAMPOO BOTTLES,

IT WAS THROWN OUT!

HONEY, I WANT YOU TO PUT SOMETHING NICE ON

FOR THE TAYLORS.

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I WEAR

TO TELL THEM WHAT THEY'RE DOING WRONG WITH THEIR KID.

♪ DING-DONG ♪

OH. SO THE FREE-WHEELING MAGIC STARTS NOW.

LOOK. THEY POPPED IN.

THAT'S RIGHT. NO ONE HAD TO GET THE DOOR.

WHAT'S MORE COURTEOUS THAN MAGIC? NOTHING.

I'M THERESA, AND THIS IS MY HUSBAND JERRY.

THIS IS MY WIFE LAURIE.

I BROUGHT YOU THIS NOODLE KUGEL.

OH, THANK YOU. TWO OF MY FAVORITE THINGS--

NOODLES AND FUNNY WORDS!

THOUGH I'M ALSO A FAN

OF THE CHOCOLATE CHIP BABKA.

OOH! HA HA HA!

HEY.

T.J., JUSTIN AND I WOULD LOVE TO SHOW

YOU THE LAYER. COME ON.

NO, I WOULDN'T. I'M STAYING HERE

TO WATCH YOUR PLAN BLOW UP AND POP. METAPHOR.

WELL, I'LL BE THE ONE LAUGHING LIKE A HYENA.

SIMILE. NO. ANIMAL JOKE.

OH, NO. IT'S KIND OF CHILLY DOWN THERE,

AND YOU DON'T HAVE A JACKET.

IF ONLY YOU COULD ZAP YOURSELF A JACKET.

DON'T BE SILLY. HE'S A WIZARD,

AND I DON'T WANT MY LITTLE BOY TO BE COLD.

I CAN TAKE CARE OF THIS NO PROBLEM.

MM. TOASTY WHEREVER I GO.

OH, LOOK, HONEY. THERE'S A WOOD-BURNING STOVE

IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR LOFT.

THERE'S NOTHING STRANGE ABOUT THAT.

OH, LOOK! IT'S MOVING!

NOTHING STRANGE!

NOT TOO CLOSE TO THE SHELVES.

WE NEED THOSE BOOKS SO WE DON'T LOOK LIKE

WE WATCH TOO MUCH TV.

HERE'S OUR LAIR.

I'LL SHOW YOU A LAIR.

YOU WEREN'T KIDDING. HE REALLY DOES DO THAT.

MY WHOLE HOUSE IS FILLED WITH MAGIC STUFF.

I MEAN, THERE'S THIS ONE ROOM.

YOU OPEN THE DOOR, IT'S A BLACK HOLE.

I KNOW. COOL, RIGHT?

YOUR LIFE IS SO GREAT.

I JUST HOPE YOUR PARENTS CONVINCE MY PARENTS

THAT WE CAN USE MAGIC WITH NO RULES.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT.

WELL, MY DAD CAN BE PRETTY STUBBORN.

NOT AFTER HE EATS THE KUGEL HE WON'T BE.

WELL, WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MY DAD?

OH, THE CHARM I PUT ON MY MOM AND DAD, IT'S IN THE KUGEL.

IT'S WHAT GIVE IT THE CINNAMONY FLAVOR.

SO WAIT. WHEN OUR PARENTS EAT IT,

THEY'RE GONNA BE UNDER THE SPELL, TOO?

YOU'RE WELCOME.

THIS IS GREAT. THE ONLY THING

THAT COULD POSSIBLY MAKE THIS BETTER

IS IF JUSTIN WERE HERE TO HATE IT.

DON'T YOU THINK IT'S A LITTLE IRRESPONSIBLE

TO LET T.J. USE MAGIC WHENEVER HE WANTS?

MM! CINNAMONY!

YES, IT IS COMPLETELY IRRESPONSIBLE.

WHAT? I THOUGHT IT WAS OK FOR HIM TO USE MAGIC.

IT IS ABSOLUTELY OK FOR T.J. TO USE MAGIC!

THAT IS SO RIGHT. I LIKE YOUR PARENTING STYLE, TAYLOR.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, HONEY?

MM. THE ONLY THING I LIKE BETTER THAN FREE-WHEELING MAGIC

IS THIS KUGEL.

WHAT? DAD, YOU HATE MAGIC WITHOUT RULES.

RELAX. HAVE SOME KUGEL.

I'M ALLERGIC TO CINNAMON.

THAT'S WHY I GET MY OWN PIE AT THANKSGIVING.

OH, YEAH. THE BLAND PIE.

OH, SO I SEE YOU ENJOYED THE KUGEL.

OH, KUGEL!

MAX!

ALEX, I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

YOUR MISGUIDED PLAN ACTUALLY WORKED!

THE TAYLORS CONVINCED MOM AND DAD TO LET US

USE MAGIC WHENEVER WE WANT.

AND NOW YOU CAN READ IN THE DARK ALL YOU WANT.

I'M HAPPY ABOUT THAT BUT A LITTLE BIT GUILTY

AND ALSO SUSPICIOUS AND LITTLE BIT HUNGRY.

HEY, MOM. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR.

OH, WELL, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

WELL, I'M THINKING INSTEAD OF TRYING

A BUNCH OF STUFF ON AND SHOWING YOU,

IT WOULD JUST BE EASIER TO DO THIS.

[GASPS]

IS THAT OK?

IF IT'S OK WITH YOU, IT'S OK WITH ME.

JUST MAKING SURE. THANK YOU, KUGEL.

OOH, I LOVE THAT KUGEL.

OK.

SO I LIKE THE SHOES ON THIS ONE,

BUT THE SHIRT'S TOO LIGHT,

AND THE HAT'S CUTE ON THIS ONE.

WELL, I THINK--

OOH! THAT'S THE ONE. THANK YOU, MOM.

YOU'RE WELCOME, SWEETIE.

OOH! A CATWALK!

OH, THIS IS AWKWARD.

OH, SHOOT. I'M HUNGRY.

I FORGOT TO EAT BREAKFAST.

KAMAKUS PANCAKUS.

OHH! PHEW! I MADE IT.

MISSED THE SUBWAY.

WHY DIDN'T YOU USE MAGIC

TO TRANSPORT YOURSELF HERE?

HAVE YOU USED ANY MAGIC SINCE THE RULES WERE LIFTED?

YES.

BESIDES READING IN THE DARK.

THEN NO.

I HAVEN'T HAD TIME.

I OVERSLEPT, SO I WAS LATE.

THAT'S THE PERFECT TIME TO USE IT.

YOU'RE AFRAID, AREN'T YOU?

NO. PROVE IT.

USE MAGIC RIGHT NOW.

THAT'S NOT MAGIC.

HOW DO YOU KNOW I DIDN'T FORGET

MY LOCKER COMBINATION AND THEN USE MAGIC TO REMEMBER IT?

BECAUSE YOU MADE UP THE LOCKER COMBINATION SONG.

♪ RIGHT TO CLEAR IT, COME ON, LET'S HEAR IT ♪

♪ 23, LEFT 8 DIGITS BUT DON'T FIDGET ♪

♪ 31, NOW FOR THE LAST, DON'T GO TOO FAST ♪

♪ 6, AND YOU'RE OFF TO CLASS, WHOO ♪

MISS WESTIN DIDN'T LIKE MY

ALIENS ON A ROLLER COASTER PROJECT.

SHE IS SO OBSESSED WITH THIS MARS THING.

WELL, IF SHE LOVES MARS SO MUCH,

WHY DOESN'T SHE MARRY IT?

PERFECT. JUSTIN, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU

HOW TO ENJOY USING MAGIC IN A WAY YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.

YOU'RE GONNA HELP MAX WITH HIS MARS PROJECT. TRANSPORTIUM--

OH, NO! THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING TO THE SURFACE OF...

NEXTORBITORIUM.

MARS!

IT'S ALL SAND. MY SHOEBOX LOOKED JUST LIKE THIS.

THIS IS DANGEROUS, ALEX.

WE SHOULDN'T BE HERE.

HEY! GET A PICTURE OF ME BY THIS ROCK.

WOULD YOU STOP IT? THERE ARE NO MARTIANS!

COOL! HEY, LOOK. THE MARS ROVER.

NO, NOT COOL. DON'T BREAK IT.

THIS DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT.

IT'S BACK ONLINE!

OH, HO! THESE ROCKS WILL BE GREAT FOR MY REPORT.

NO, NO, NO, MAX! COME ON! WE'RE GOING!

YOU CAN'T UPSET THE NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

IF WE CAN'T TAKE ROCKS FROM YOSEMITE,

I'M PRETTY SURE WE CAN'T TAKE THEM FROM MARS.

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE MOM AND DAD WOULD BE OK WITH THIS.

OF COURSE THEY'RE OK WITH IT

JUST LIKE T.J.'s PARENTS ARE.

THAT'S WHAT CHARMING YOUR PARENTS MEANS.

MOM AND DAD ARE CHARMED?

WHAT?! HOW, WHEN, WHO?

MOM AND DAD. WHAT?! HOW, WHEN?

AT DINNER. WHAT?! HOW?

IT WAS IN THE KUGEL. WHAT?!

JUSTIN, I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT!

HAMANA ARRY EV EV!

WE HAVE TO FIX THIS!

IT'S ALREADY FIXED.

WE CAN USE MAGIC WHENEVER WE WANT.

THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO FIX.

THAT'S NOT FIXING ANYTHING.

TRANSPORTIUM NEXTORBITORIUM.

GUYS?

GUYS?

GUYS!

THEY DITCHED ME!

THIS IS JUST LIKE THE MALL.

WHAT'S THAT SPELL AGAIN?

KAMAKUS PANCAKUS.

I REMEMBERED!

MOM! YOU'RE CHARMED!

AH. YES, I AM.

THANK YOU, HONEY.

OH! YOU DON'T MIND?

OF COURSE, SHE DOESN'T MIND.

I DON'T MIND ANYTHING,

NOT EVEN THAT THERE'S A BIG PIECE OF SPACE JUNK

IN MY LIVING ROOM.

OOH! IS THAT THE SOLAR-POWERED TOASTER

I'VE ALWAYS DREAMT OF?

NO. IT'S THE MARS ROVER,

AND GUESS WHAT IT'S NOT DOING.

ROVING MARS!

OH, THE MARS ROVER.

THAT WOULD BE GREAT FOR MAX'S PROJECT.

MAX! MAX! AAH!

OH, MY GOODNESS! WE LEFT MAX ON MARS.

OH, ISN'T THAT NICE?

NO. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I LEFT MAX ON MARS.

I SHOULD BE IN BIG TROUBLE RIGHT NOW,

AND DAD SHOULD BE FIXING IT.

WHAT'S TO FIX? MAX WILL BE FINE.

JUST USE THE SPELL YOU USED TO GO TO MARS TO GET HIM BACK.

YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T EVEN CARE THAT WE LEFT OUR BROTHER ON MARS?

WE'RE JUST HAPPY YOU'RE ALL HAVING FUN WITH MAGIC.

IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT! IT'S ABOUT YOU NOT CARING,

AND ON TOP OF THIS, I'M DISRUPTING

A MILLION-DOLLAR SPACE PROGRAM.

BILLION-DOLLAR. BILLION-DOLLAR?

BILLION DOLLAR SPACE PROGRAM.

AND I'M SCARED.

SCARED'S GOOD.

NO, IT'S NOT. IT'S DANGEROUS.

DANGEROUS IS GOOD.

NO, IT'S NOT. THAT'S WHY WE HAVE RULES

SO WE DON'T DO ANYTHING THAT'S SCARY OR DANGEROUS.

ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU WANT RULES?

YES, I WANT RULES, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,

I WANT MY PARENTS BACK.

SNAP OUT OF IT. YOU'RE UNDER A SPELL.

OH, ISN'T THAT NICE?

SHE PUT A SPELL ON US.

HA HA HA!

OHH!

OK. YOU TAKE THE ROVER BACK TO MARS

AND GET MAX.

I'M GONNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO REVERSE

THE SPELL ON MOM AND DAD.

TO THE THINKING CHAMBER!

♪ BA BA BA BO BA ♪

YOU MEAN, YOUR BEDROOM?

DO YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOUR OR NOT?

SORRY. TO YOUR THINKING CHAMBER.

BA--WHATEVER YOU DID. OK. GO.

TRANSPORTIUM NEXTORBITORIUM.

YOU GUYS LIKE THE BROWNIES?

MM! DELICIOUS.

IS THERE ANY MORE KUGEL LEFT?

NO!

OH, IT'S GOOD BE HOME.

YOU WERE THERE A LONG TIME.

YOU PROBABLY HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

NO.

DID THAT IN YOSEMITE, TOO.

WHAT? BROWNIES?

THIS IS WHAT YOUR THINKING CHAMBER CAME UP WITH?

IT TURNS OUT THE COCOA POWDER IN THE BROWNIES

REVERSES THE SPELL.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

Theresa: WH-WH-WHY IS THERE RED DUST

ALL OVER MY LIVING ROOM?

IT'S THEIR--MARS! HOOH! ALEX!

MAYBE IT'S NOT THAT RIDICULOUS.

NOT TO MENTION SHE LEFT ME ON MARS.

HE'S RIGHT. IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE, YOUNG LADY.

I KNOW.

HERE YOU GO.

ALEX AND JUSTIN WERE HAPPY

TO MAKE YOU THESE BROWNIES.

T.J. SAYS BROWNIES IS AGAINST THE LAW.

UH, THAT LAW WAS OVERTURNED YESTERDAY.

IT WAS IN THE, UH-- I MEAN, DON'T YOU READ THE PAPERS?

OH. YEAH.

MM. MM. DELIGHTFUL.

MM, MM, MM! DELICIOUS!

UH, WHERE IS T.J.?

HE'S BUSY RIDING UP THE SIDE

OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING ON HIS SKATEBOARD.

OH! I MADE IT!

I MADE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE--

BROWNIES!

YOU'RE IN TROUBLE, YOUNG MAN.

I'LL SHOW YOU TROUBLE.

THAT WAS NEVER FUNNY.