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[BELL RINGS]

JUSTIN, WAY TO SCORE ON THE WORLD HISTORY EXAM.

WELL, THANKS, BRIAN.

YOU KNOW, THIS MIGHT SOUND KIND OF LAME,

BUT I DIDN'T THINK YOU KNEW MY NAME.

OH, I DIDN'T. YOU LEFT YOUR SWEATER IN CLASS.

HAS YOUR NAME IN IT.

LOOK. I DIDN'T DO SO GOOD ON THIS TEST.

I JUST GOT ONE RIGHT--MY NAME.

LOOK. I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD HELP ME OUT,

YOU KNOW, TUTOR ME.

I DON'T KNOW. I'M KIND OF BUSY.

I'LL GIVE YOU TWO TICKETS TO THE TEARS OF BLOOD CONCERT.

T.O.B.? THEIR NEW TOUR IS AWESOME.

YOU GOT A DEAL.

COME BY SUB STATION AFTER SCHOOL. AWESOME.

OH, IF ANY OF MY FRIENDS ASK YOU,

I WAS ALL OVER YOU FOR TALKING TO MY GIRLFRIEND.

AND IF ANY OF MY FRIENDS ASK YOU,

YOUR GIRLFRIEND ACTUALLY TALKED TO ME.

OH, MY GOSH, DID YOU HEAR?

THE 'GURTBARN IS HANDING OUT FREE FROZEN YOGURT SAMPLES.

OH. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

ON MY CELL, I GOT A 'GURT ALERT.

WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRY IT WITHOUT ME.

I HAVE TO WORK.

YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO WORK.

A BEANIE?

♪ WHAT'S THAT? A HAT? ♪

♪ CRAZY, FUNKY, JUNKY HAT ♪

♪ OVERSLEPT, HAIR UNSIGHTLY ♪

♪ TRYING TO LOOK LIKE KEIRA KNIGHTLEY ♪

♪ WE'VE BEEN THERE, WE'VE DONE THAT ♪

♪ WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUNKY HAT ♪

YOU WERE SAYING?

IT'S JUST REALLY HARD TO HAVE A FRIEND WHO'S ALWAYS BUSY.

I KNOW. OOH, WHY DON'T I GET MY PARENTS

TO GIVE YOU A JOB AT THE SANDWICH SHOP?

THAT WAY, WE CAN HANG OUT ALL THE TIME

AND EVEN GET PAID FOR IT.

REALLY? THAT'D BE GREAT.

I'VE NEVER HAD A JOB BEFORE,

WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE DOLLAR GRANDMA GIVES ME

FOR RUBBING LOTION ON HER FEET.

YEAH. WELL, WE'LL JUST MAKE SURE

THAT YOU'RE WEARING GLOVES WHEN YOU MAKE THE SANDWICH.

♪ WELL, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE A BREEZE ♪

♪ THAT THE END WILL, NO DOUBT, JUSTIFY THE MEANS ♪

♪ YOU CAN FIX ANY PROBLEM WITH THE SLIGHTEST OF EASE ♪

♪ YES, PLEASE ♪

♪ BUT YOU MIGHT FIND OUT IT'LL GO TO OUR HEAD ♪

♪ WHEN YOU WRITE A REPORT ON A BOOK YOU NEVER READ ♪

♪ WITH A SNAP OF YOUR FINGERS, YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BED ♪

♪ THAT'S WHAT I SAID ♪

♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ WHEN YOU CAN GET ALL YOU WANTED ♪

♪ IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS ♪

♪ YOU MIGHT RUN INTO TROUBLE IF YOU GO TO EXTREMES ♪

♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WHAT YOU WANT ♪

♪ BY THE SIMPLEST OF MEANS ♪

♪ BE CAREFUL NOT TO MESS WITH THE BALANCE OF THINGS ♪

♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. AND MRS. RUSSO.

I HAPPENED TO BE PASSING BY

WHEN I NOTICED THIS "HELP WANTED" SIGN.

I'D LIKE TO APPLY FOR THE POSITION.

OH, WOW, I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE HIRING.

WHAT A GOOD IDEA, MOM AND DAD.

HARPER, WE DIDN'T PUT THAT SIGN IN THE WINDOW.

WELL, SOMEONE MUST HAVE.

WE'RE NOT HIRING ANY SANDWICH ASSOCIATES.

OR PEOPLE WEARING A SANDWICH.

HARPER, THERE'S NO JOB AVAILABLE,

BUT IF YOU CAN TURN THAT SANDWICH INTO A TACO,

I THINK RAUL'S IS HIRING DOWN THE STREET.

BUT WE'RE SWAMPED.

WE TOTALLY NEED MORE HELP WITH...

ALL OF OUR PHONE ORDERS.

GIRLS, I KNOW YOU THINK IT'D BE FUN TO WORK TOGETHER,

BUT IT'S REALLY HARD TO WORK WITH FRIENDS...

OR FAMILY.

THE ONE TIME YOU FORGET TO WIPE OFF THE TIP OF THE MUSTARD SQUEEZE BOTTLE,

AND IT'S SUDDENLY 3 HOURS OF SILENT SALAMI SLICING.

IT DRIES AT THE END AND GETS CRUSTY. IT'S UNSIGHTLY.

BUT, MOM, DAD, THINK ABOUT IT.

IF HARPER WORKS HERE,

YOU GUYS COULD SPEND MORE TIME WITH EACH OTHER.

YEAH, JERRY. WE COULD EVEN GO TO ONE

OF THOSE DOLLAR MOVIES YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT.

IT'S A MOVIE FOR A DOLLAR.

HOW COULD YOU NOT TALK ABOUT THAT?

LET ME SHOW YOU.

ALEX, IT IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY TRAINING A NEW EMPLOYEE.

DOES THAT MEAN YES?

AND YOU CAN'T SHIRK YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES

WHILE YOU'RE TRAINING HER. DOES THAT MEAN YES?

AND REMEMBER, BUSINESS COMES BEFORE FRIENDSHIP.

I'M TAKING THIS ALL AS A YES.

HARPER, YOU'RE HIRED.

I MEAN, WELCOME TO OUR FAMILY'S BUSINESS.

THIS WOULD LOOK GREAT ON YOU.

NO. IT'D LOOK BETTER ON YOU.

YOU'RE MORE OF A SUMMER.

SPEAKING OF SUMMER, DID YOU HEAR

WHAT HAPPENED TO HER IN GYM TODAY?

SPEAKING OF JIM, I HEARD HE AND SUMMER ARE GOING OUT NOW.

THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY.

UH, REGIS? KELLY?

CAN I INTERRUPT THE TALK SHOW TO INTEREST YOU IN SOME ACTUAL WORK?

OH, YEAH. SORRY, DAD.

WE WERE JUST TAKING A LITTLE BREAK,

BUT WE'RE GETTING BACK TO WORK RIGHT NOW.

OK. WELL, THERE'S A CUSTOMER.

WHY DON'T YOU GO TAKE HIS ORDER?

A COWBOY HAT?

♪ WHAT'S THAT? A HAT? ♪

♪ CRAZY, FUNKY, JUNKY HAT ♪

♪ OVERSLEPT, HAIR UNSIGHTLY ♪

♪ TRYING TO LOOK LIKE KEIRA KNIGHTLEY ♪

♪ WE'VE BEEN THERE, WE'VE DONE THAT ♪

♪ WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUNKY HAT ♪

WOW, I WAS ONE AWAY FROM ALL BOYS.

HI. WELCOME TO WAVERLY SUB STATION.

I'M ALEX. I'LL BE YOUR SERVER TODAY,

AND THIS IS HARPER. SHE'S OUR NEW TRAINEE.

WELL, I'M THRILLED.

TELL YOU WHAT.

JUST GIVE ME THE BRONXSTRAMI,

A LARGE ROOT BEER,

AND A SLICE OF THAT COFFEE CAKE OVER THERE, HUH?

REALLY? HERE'S WHAT I DO.

I GET THE HALF ORDER BECAUSE IT'S JUST AS FILLING AND HALF THE PRICE.

HARPER! WHAT? THAT'S WHAT I DO.

OH, AND GET THE SMALL SODA BECAUSE IT'S FREE REFILLS.

HARPER, WHEN I SAID, "HARPER!" I MEANT, "STOP TALKING."

YEAH. I'LL HAVE WHAT THE TRAINEE SAID, HUH?

HOW'D I DO?

WELL, YOU JUST TURNED A $12 ORDER INTO US OWING HIM.

TABLE 4, SANDWICH UP.

[DING]

LOOK. WHY DON'T YOU JUST RUN SANDWICHES WHILE I TAKE THE ORDERS?

OH! I'M SORRY. LOOK.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST CLEAN TABLES,

AND I'LL TAKE ORDERS AND RUN THE SANDWICHES?

SO, HOW'S HARPER WORKING OUT?

GREAT. SHE'S REALLY GETTING THE HANG OF IT.

HOW MUCH COFFEE DO I POUR ON THE COFFEE CAKE?

HA HA!

THAT'S JUST A JOKE BETWEEN ME AND HER.

NONE, HARPER. NONE.

ALEX, CAN I TALK TO YOU IN THE KITCHEN?

ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO CHANGE YOUR SHIRT FIRST?

IT'S KIND OF GROSS.

NO, BECAUSE I'M SURE SHE'S GONNA DO IT AGAIN.

LOOK. BEFORE YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT WHATEVER YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT,

I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.

HARPER IS NOT WORKING OUT.

OH, GOOD. THEN WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE.

I'M NOT SURE WHERE THIS IS GOING, BUT CONTINUE.

RIGHT. I THINK WE SHOULD LET HARPER GO.

OK. THIS IS A LOT EASIER THAN I THOUGHT IS WAS GONNA BE.

YEAH. LET ME KNOW HOW SHE TAKES IT.

OK. NOW WE'RE NOT ON THE SAME PAGE.

IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO HIRE HARPER,

AND WE TOLD YOU, "BUSINESS BEFORE FRIENDSHIP,"

SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIRE HER.

WELL, NOW I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT.

YOU TWO COME WITH ME. COME ON.

WHAT ARE WE DOING IN HERE?

OK. IF WE STAY IN HERE LONG ENOUGH,

HARPER WON'T BE ABLE TO FIND ANYONE,

AND SHE'LL JUST LEAVE.

AND YOU EXPECT THAT TO WORK?

WELL, THAT'S HOW I GOT OUT OF HARPER'S SEWING CLUB.

LOOK. IF HARPER IS NOT BETTER BY THE END OF THE DAY,

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIRE HER.

AND I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT,

BUT I AGREE WITH YOUR MOTHER.

FINE, BUT THIS COULD'VE WORKED.

OH, WAITRESS SPELL, WAITRESS SPELL...

UH! NO WAITRESS SPELL.

"SERVING WRENCH"?

OH, "SERVING WENCH."

HEY, WHAT'S A SERVING WENCH?

SERVING WENCH-- A YOUNG WOMAN,

USUALLY RELATED TO AN INNKEEPER,

WHO, DURING MEDIEVAL TIME, WOULD SERVE

GROG AND FOOD TO GUESTS OF THE INN.

SO, LIKE A WAITRESS, RIGHT?

WELL, NOT TECHNICALLY BECAUSE--

BUT LIKE A WAITRESS, RIGHT?

I GUESS. WHY?

DID DAD SAY THERE WAS A POP QUIZ

ON THE MEDIEVAL FOOD-SERVICE INDUSTRY?

YEP. BETTER STUDY UP.

I HAD A DIET.

ARE YOU SURE THAT'S NOT A DIET?

OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

THAT'S NOT THE DIET. THIS IS THE DIET.

THERE. ALL BETTER?

TAKE THIS GIRL WITH THE SKILLS OF A BENCH

AND TURN HER INTO A SERVING WENCH.

YOU KNOW, YOU NEED ALL-NEW DRINKS.

I'LL GET THOSE RIGHT AWAY.

SO, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

SUDDENLY A LOT BETTER.

Jerry: BOY, HARPER IMPROVED QUICKLY.

YEAH. WELL, SOMETIMES IT JUST TAKES A WHILE

FOR YOUR SKILLS TO KICK IN.

YOU PROBABLY KNOW THAT FROM COACHING,

SINCE YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD COACH.

I AM A PRETTY GOOD COACH.

OK, GREG. IT'S GREAT THAT YOU "HEART" CINDY,

BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA HELP YOU IN ALGEBRA CLASS.

ANTHONY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO START ALL OVER.

JUST SAYING THAT THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING

IS TALL AND POINTY IS NOT AN ESSAY.

IT'S BARELY A SENTENCE,

AND, NATALIE, THIS IS H3O.

NOW IT'S H20, AND I HAVE A TREAT.

OH, WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH, YOUNG MAN?

FIRST OF ALL, IT'S WHAT I CAN HELP YOU WITH.

THIS IS A GREAT TUTORING BUSINESS YOU GOT HERE.

IT'D BE A SHAME TO SEE SOMETHING HAPPEN TO IT.

OH!

OOPS. LOOKS LIKE YOUR WORLD HAS COME TUMBLING DOWN.

YOU OWE ME A NEW GLOBE.

NO. YOU OWE ME 25% OF YOUR TUTORING ACTION.

I'M THE TUTOR IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD,

AND I DON'T LIKE COMPETITION.

I BET YOU ALSO DON'T LIKE AMUSEMENT PARKS

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT TALL ENOUGH TO RIDE THE RIDES.

WITTY COMEBACK. YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK OF WITTY COMEBACKS?

OH, WHY THE--

PICK UP THOSE STICKS. GET IT?

IT'S A GAME. LOOK IT UP.

GOOD DAY.

YOU GET THEM. YOU'RE CLOSER TO THE GROUND.

BECAUSE HE'S--

TUNA WRAP BROOKLYN STYLE. BURN 'EM.

I NEED A ROAST BEEF. KNOCK THE WIND OUT OF IT AND LET IT WALK.

WHERE DID ALL THESE PEOPLE COME FROM?

OH, HARPER GAVE EVERYONE THAT WAS HER EARLIER

A COUPON TO COME BACK FOR DINNER AND GET A FREE SODA WITH EVERY SANDWICH.

BUT WE ALREADY GIVE FREE SODA AT DINNER.

I KNOW. SHE'S BRILLIANT.

HARPER IS DOING GREAT. I KNOW.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO?

YOU SHOULD LEAVE HER IN CHARGE TOMORROW

SO THAT YOU AND DAD COULD SPEND THE DAY DOING SOMETHING.

YOU KNOW, FOR AS LONG AS WE'VE LIVED IN NEW YORK,

WE'VE NEVER BEEN TO THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.

I KNOW, AND IT'S THE ONE PENCIL SHARPENER

MISSING FROM MY MONUMENT COLLECTION.

LET'S GO.

ORDERS UP.

OH, MY GOSH, DID YOU HEAR THAT?

I JUST TALKED MY MOM AND DAD INTO LEAVING YOU IN CHARGE

SO WHEN THEY LEAVE, WE CAN LOCK UP

AND WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT,

EXCEPT GO TO THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.

I DON'T THINK SO. WE'RE GONNA BE PRETTY BUSY HERE.

I JUST E-MAILED OUT A BREAKFAST SPECIAL,

SO YOU SHOULD BE IN ABOUT 5 A.M.

I'M NOT COMING IN AT 5 A.M.

YEAH. I THINK YOU ARE.

I NEED TWO BOW WOWS PAINTED RED,

AND WHO DO I HAVE TO KICK IN THE CAN TO GET SOME NACHOS?

I CAN COME IN WHENEVER I WANT.

NO, YOU CAN'T. YOU HEARD YOUR PARENTS.

THEY'RE LEAVING ME IN CHARGE.

BECAUSE I TOLD THEM TO. YOU'RE NOT MY BOSS.

I CHECKED WITH MY BOSS, AND SINCE I'M THE BOSS OF ME,

I'M GIVING MYSELF THE DAY OFF.

I HATE TO DO THIS, BUT IF YOU DON'T COME IN TOMORROW,

YOU'RE FIRED.

YOU CAN'T FIRE ME. IT'S MY FAMILY'S RESTAURANT.

YOU'RE FIRED. I'M IN CHARGE. YOU CAN'T FIRE ME.

MY FAMILY OWNS THE RESTAURANT,

AND SINCE I'M IN THE FAMILY, THAT MAKES ME PART-OWNER.

OWNERS CAN FIRE EMPLOYEES. DO THE MATH. WELL, FINE.

IF YOU FIRE ME FROM THE RESTAURANT,

I'M FIRING YOU FROM BEING MY FRIEND.

I'M REMOVING THIS APRON, OH, FROM THE RESTAURANT

AND THE METAPHORICAL APRON OF OUR FRIENDSHIP.

THERE'S NO APRON OF OUR FRIENDSHIP.

NOT ANYMORE, THERE ISN'T.

SO, DID SHE QUIT, OR DID YOU FIRE HER?

WHICH IS IT? IT WAS COMPLICATED.

I GUESS BOTH. WELL, MAKE SURE SHE QUIT.

THAT WAY, I DON'T HAVE TO PAY HER FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK.

JERRY. OH, I MEAN, I'M SORRY.

IT'S HARD TO WORK WITH FRIENDS.

SO, YOU THINK YOU AND HARPER ARE GONNA BE OK?

I DON'T KNOW.

I TRIED TO FIRE HER FROM THE JOB,

BUT SHE FIRED ME FROM BEING HER FRIEND.

♪ WHAT'S THAT? A HAT? ♪

♪ CRAZY, FUNKY, JUNKY-- ♪

OH, FORGET IT. IT'S NOT THE SAME.

OH, HONEY, YOU WANT ME

TO DO THAT CRAZY HAT DANCE WITH YOU?

NO. IT'D BE WEIRD.

IT'S KIND OF ME AND HARPER'S THING,

AND SOMETIMES IT'S ABOUT YOU.

AND FOR OUR NEXT EXPERIMENT,

CHRIS IS GONNA DROP A WATER BALLOON AND A PING PONG BALL

FROM UPSTAIRS AT THE SAME TIME.

WHICH ONE YOU THINK IS GONNA HIT THE GROUND FIRST?

CHRIS, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR ME TO SAY, "GO."

THAT--

OK.

KIND OF DESERVED THAT ONE.

LET'S TAKE A 5 AND REGROUP.

LOOKS LIKE GALILEO IS ALL WET.

WHERE'S MY CUT?

THE ANSWER MAN IS GETTING TIRED OF WAITING.

YOU'RE TIRED? SOUNDS LIKE IT'S NAP TIME FOR THE ANSWER MAN.

NAP TIME. GOOD ONE.

MAYBE IT'S NAP TIME FOR YOU.

ENFORCERS! ASSEMBLE!

SO, YOU GOT A LOT OF REALLY TINY FRIENDS,

AND ANYONE CAN DROP DOWN A ROPE AND...

THESE TWO GUYS HAVE BLACK BELTS IN TAE KWON DO.

THAT GUY BROUGHT A ROPE.

CHRIS! LET THEM ALL GO!

OH! OH!

RETREAT! RETREAT!

JUSTIN... WAAH! OH.

IT'S YOU.

HEY, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN, LIKE, 4 OR 5

TINY, LITTLE NINJAS RUNNING AROUND, HAVE YOU?

NO. HAVE YOU SEEN REALLY TALL FLOWERS THAT TALK?

WAIT. I'M NOT SURE WHAT GAME WE'RE PLAYING.

LOOK. THERE'S THIS KID, FRANKIE.

HIM AND HIS LITTLE THUGS ARE AFTER ME.

THEY'RE TRYING TO MUSCLE IN ON MY BRAIN TRAIN ACTION.

OH, THIS ISN'T AS FUN A GAME AS I THOUGHT.

HEY, ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY TO SEE HARPER?

NO. WHY? WHERE HAVE YOU SEEN HARPER?

WELL, WHEN FRANKIE CHASED ME EARLIER,

I HID IN THE 'GURTBARN.

SHE WORKS THERE NOW.

SHE WOULDN'T LET ME HIDE IN THE BATHROOM UNLESS I BOUGHT SOMETHING.

HUH, SO SHE GOT A JOB AT 'GURTBARN.

YEAH, AND SHE'S AMAZING.

SHE HAD, LIKE, 10 WAFFLE CONES

AND A COUPLE OF 'GURT SHAKES IN ONE HAND.

I DID THAT. I PUT A SPELL ON HER TO MAKE HER GOOD.

WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU USED THE SERVING-WENCH SPELL ON HER

WAIT ANOTHER MINUTE.

THERE IS NO POP QUIZ ON THE MEDIEVAL FOOD-SERVICE INDUSTRY.

I CRAMMED FOR THAT.

ARE YOU DONE? BECAUSE I GOT TO GO APOLOGIZE TO HARPER.

YES. I'M DONE. YEAH.

[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC STOPS]

JUSTIN RUSSO.

YOU, YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD HIDE,

BUT YOU CAN'T.

ENFORCERS! ASSEMBLE!

ANY LAST WORDS, RUSSO, BESIDES "MOMMY"?

YEAH. I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.

UNDERACHIEVERS! ASSEMBLE!

GUYS, OVER HERE.

AHEM. I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY FRIENDS.

THIS IS BRIAN.

HE'S CURRENTLY FAILING GEOMETRY BUT BEING RECRUITED BY CANADIAN FOOTBALL.

THIS IS DOUG, GOING INTO HIS THIRD YEAR OF 11th GRADE,

ALL-STATE WRESTLER,

AND THIS GUY, HE'S GOT A RECORD.

YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING,

RIGHT, ANSWER MAN?

AH, THIS IS JUST A LITTLE BACK AND FORTH,

YOU KNOW, SOMETHING TUTORS DO.

WHAT DO YOU SAY? FRIENDS?

I DON'T THINK SO.

ENFORCERS! RUN!

GET THEM! THEY'RE GETTING AWAY! GO!

I KNOW YOU'VE ONLY BEEN WORKING HERE 4 HOURS,

BUT CONGRATULATIONS.

YOU'RE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.

AS SOON AS I GET SOME PHOTO PAPER,

GO HOME, HOOK IT UP TO MY PRINTER,

PRINT IT, BRING IT BACK HERE,

I'LL PIN IT UP.

GEE, THANKS.

IT'S A REAL HONOR.

I ALMOST WON IT 4 TIMES,

BUT I DIDN'T BECAUSE I TAKE TOO MANY BREAKS.

THAT REMINDS ME. IT'S TIME FOR MY BREAK.

HI. WELCOME TO THE 'GURTBARN.

HOW CAN I-- WHAT DO YOU WANT?

FOR US TO BE FRIENDS AGAIN,

AND I'M NOT LEAVING HERE UNTIL WE ARE.

WELL, I DON'T NEED YOUR FRIENDSHIP

BECAUSE I'M EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH,

AND I HAVE A NEW FRIEND. WHO?

MY MANAGER. OH, YEAH? WHAT'S HER NAME?

WELL, I CAN'T TELL YOU.

SHE TOLD ME NOT TO WEAR IT OUT.

LOOK, HARPER. WE'RE BEST FRIENDS,

AND JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT REALLY BOSSY AT THE RESTAURANT

DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T MISS YOU AS BEING MY BEST FRIEND.

I WASN'T BOSSY.

YOU WEREN'T RESPECTING ME AS YOUR BOSS.

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT MY BOSS.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST ACCEPT MY APOLOGY?

BECAUSE "YOU GOT REALLY BOSSY" IS NOT AN APOLOGY.

NOW JUST GO AWAY.

I HAVE TO REFILL THE MACHINE.

CAN I HIDE IN YOUR BATHROOM?

NOT UNLESS YOU BUY SOMETHING.

I'LL PAY ON THE WAY OUT.

THOUGHT HE RAN IN HERE.

WHERE IS HE?

I DON'T KNOW.

I GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

HEY, ALEX, HOW'D THINGS GO

WITH YOU AND HARPER? NOT GOOD.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

I'M DOING IT.

TAKE THIS GIRL WHO'S A GREAT SERVING WENCH

AND GIVE HER BACK THE SKILLS OF A BENCH.

OH! I'M SO SORRY.

I DON'T USUALLY DO THIS SORT OF THING.

I'M EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.

LOOK. THIS IS STILL GOOD.

WE CAN SCOOP IT UP.

UM, LET ME GET YOU SOME ALL-NEW YOGURT.

SO, THAT WAS YOUR SOLUTION--

MAKE HER LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY?

I DON'T KNOW. I'M MAD.

I JUST WANT HER TO BE MY FRIEND.

WELL, IF YOU WANT HER TO BE YOUR FRIEND,

YOU GOT TO BE A FRIEND TO HER.

I HATE IT WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT.

BUT YOU KIND OF WANT TO THANK ME. NO.

HERE. LET ME HELP YOU.

WHY DO YOU WANT TO HELP ME?

BECAUSE I'M YOUR FRIEND,

AND YOU CAN FIRE ME FROM BEING YOUR FRIEND,

BUT YOU CAN'T FIRE ME FROM ACTING LIKE A FRIEND.

HERE. GO GET CUPS. WE NEED CUPS. GET CUPS.

YOU JUST CAN'T GET THIS COW TO TURN OFF.

YOU--OK.

OK. NO.

UH...OH.

OH! WE'RE GONNA NEED SOMETHING BIGGER.

OK.

UH!

OK. WE'RE GONNA NEED SOMETHING BIGGER.

BRAIN FREEZE.

OH...

MUST'VE RUN OUT.

YEAH.

NOPE. NOW IT DID.

I'M SO SORRY.

WHY ARE YOU SORRY? IT'S LIKE A FUNKY HAT.

♪ WHAT'S THAT? A HAT? ♪

♪ CRAZY, FUNKY, JUNKY HAT ♪

♪ OVERSLEPT, HAIR UNSIGHTLY ♪

♪ TRYING TO LOOK LIKE KEIRA KNIGHTLEY ♪

♪ WE'VE BEEN THERE, WE'VE DONE THAT ♪

♪ WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUNKY HAT ♪

I'M SORRY. WE HAD A BIT OF AN ACCIDENT.

WE SHOULD GET OUR STORY STRAIGHT

BEFORE THE OWNER COMES IN.

Frankie: OH! NO! NO!

HEY, WAIT UP!

WE'LL BLAME HIM.

PREFECT. I'VE BEEN BLAMING HIM MY WHOLE LIFE.

♪ WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUNKY HAT ♪

MOM, DON'T ADD YOUR OWN MOVES.

THIS ISN'T THE EIGHTIES.

THIS ISN'T "FOOTGREASE" MUSIC.

ITS "FOOTLOOSE" OR "GREASE,"

AND THOSE MOVIES WERE GREAT.

COME ON. TAKE IT FROM THE TOP.

♪ WHAT'S THAT? A HAT? ♪

♪ CRAZY, FUNKY, JUNKY HAT ♪

♪ OVERSLEPT, HAIR UNSIGHTLY ♪

♪ TRYING TO LOOK LIKE KEIRA KNIGHTLEY ♪

AND PULL THE CORD.

PULL THE CORD. PULL THE CORD.