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CHECK IT OUT.

I GOT AN "F" ON MY SPANISH MIDTERM.

WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT IT?

BECAUSE RILEY GOT AN "F," TOO.

THAT MEANS HE'S BEEN PAYING AS MUCH ATTENTION TO ME

AS I'VE BEEN TO HIM.

OH, FAILING SPANISH IS HARD WORK.

HOW IS FAILING SPANISH HARD WORK?

EVERY DAY, I SHOW UP LATE SO HE'LL DEFINITELY NOTICE ME.

THEN I FORGET MY TEXTBOOK SO WE HAVE TO SHARE ONE,

AND FINALLY, I LET THE TEACHER CATCH US PASSING NOTES

SO SHE KEEPS US BOTH AFTER CLASS.

THAT IS HARD WORK. YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED.

THAT'S WHY I SLEEP DURING HISTORY.

HEY, ALEX. HEY, RILEY.

A BUNCH OF US ARE GOING TO THIS COOL RESTAURANT,

MEDIUM RARE, ON FRIDAY NIGHT.

WANT TO COME? OH, SURE.

MEDIUM RARE. I GO THERE ALL THE TIME.

BUT IT'S NEW. FRIDAY IS OPENING NIGHT.

OH, MEDIUM RARE.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID MEDIUM ROAR--

YOU KNOW, LIKE BIGGER THAN A KITTEN

AND SMALLER THEN A LION, YOU KNOW, LIKE A COUGAR.

ANYWAY, IT'S DOWN BY THE ZOO.

YOU CAN COME, TOO.

WELL, I MIGHT AS WELL

SINCE MY BEST FRIEND NEVER TOOK ME TO MEDIUM ROAR.

LOOK AT THAT.

ALL THOSE HOURS I DIDN'T SPEND ON STUDYING

TOTALLY PAID OFF.

OH, NO! OH! HERE COMES YOUR BROTHER.

I THINK HE'S COMING OVER HERE.

OH, HE'S SO CUTE, I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO HIM.

JUST TALK ABOUT CURRENT EVENTS.

HE LOVES CURRENT EVENTS. HEY, GUYS.

ALEX FAILED HER SPANISH MIDTERM.

NOT THAT CURRENT.

♪ WELL, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE A BREEZE ♪

♪ THAT THE END WILL, NO DOUBT, JUSTIFY THE MEANS ♪

♪ YOU CAN FIX ANY PROBLEM WITH THE SLIGHTEST OF EASE ♪

♪ YES, PLEASE ♪

♪ BUT YOU MIGHT FIND OUT IT'LL GO TO OUR HEAD ♪

♪ WHEN YOU WRITE A REPORT ON A BOOK YOU NEVER READ ♪

♪ WITH A SNAP OF YOUR FINGERS, YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BED ♪

♪ THAT'S WHAT I SAID ♪

♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ WHEN YOU CAN GET ALL YOU WANTED ♪

♪ IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS ♪

♪ YOU MIGHT RUN INTO TROUBLE IF YOU GO TO EXTREMES ♪

♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WHAT YOU WANT ♪

♪ BY THE SIMPLEST OF MEANS ♪

♪ BE CAREFUL NOT TO MESS WITH THE BALANCE OF THINGS ♪

♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

HEY, GUESS WHO GOT ASKED OUT ON A DATE TODAY--ME OR JUSTIN.

NOT JUSTIN.

I'M MORE INTERESTED IN LEARNING

ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN SPANISH CLASS. YEAH.

WE HEARD YOU FAILED.

THAT'S RIGHT.

I DID FAIL, BUT I CAN EXPLAIN.

THERE I WAS,

STUDYING AS HARD AS I EVER HAVE,

BUT I COULDN'T CONCENTRATE

BECAUSE RIGHT OUTSIDE THAT WINDOW,

THE BOYS WERE PLAYING PAINTBALL,

AND I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN THEIR FUN.

PAINTBALL ON THE TERRACE?

I TOLD YOU NOT TO BECAUSE IT CHIPS THE BRICKS.

OH, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT,

I DO REMEMBER YOU SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.

NO! NO. WE DIDN'T PLAY PAINTBALL.

[GASPS]

WHAT ARE PIGEONS EATING NOWADAYS?

YOU GUYS ARE GONNA SCRUB THAT TERRACE

UNTIL THOSE BRICKS SPARKLE.

SHINY BRICKS COMING UP.

I'M SO SORRY.

YOUR FAILING SPANISH IS ALL MY FAULT.

OH, OK. YOU'RE RIGHT. IT IS YOUR FAULT.

WOW.

IT IS?

OF COURSE IT IS.

I'M GOING TO CALL YOUR SPANISH TEACHER

AND TELL HER WHAT A HORRIBLE ROLE MODEL I'VE BEEN.

HERE I AM, A PROUD LATINA,

AND I HAVEN'T BEEN SHARING YOUR MEXICAN HERITAGE WITH YOU.

I SHOULD BE SPEAKING SPANISH AROUND THE HOUSE,

AND WE SHOULD BE MAKING OUR OWN HOMEMADE TORTILLAS.

OH, MY GOSH, THAT'S A LOT OF WORK.

LET'S JUST START WITH THE SPANISH, OK?

MRS. CHAO...

THANKS A LOT, ALEX. YOU BUSTED US FOR PAINTBALL.

WELL, YOU BUSTED ME FOR FAILING SPANISH.

I'M DONE WITH YOU. JUSTIN--

ZIPPITY BUP. DONE.

YES, IT IS EMBARRASSING.

THANK YOU. I MEAN, GRACIAS.

GOOD NEWS.

MRS. CHAO SAID SHE'D GIVE YOU A RETEST.

GREAT. YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITH YOUR FRIENDS

UNTIL YOU GET YOUR GRADES UP.

JERRY, THIS IS MY RESPONSIBILITY.

DON'T WORRY, HONEY.

I'M GONNA HELP YOU WITH YOUR ESPANOL.

HEY, THAT'S FINE, BUT I REALLY NEED HELP

WITH MY SPANISH, TOO.

"ESPANOL" IS SPANISH.

"ESPANOL" IS SPANISH FOR WHAT?

THIS IS GONNA BE HARD.

NO. IT'S NOT. IT'LL BE EASY.

WE'RE GONNA WHIP THROUGH THIS,

AND I'M GONNA GO ON MY DATE WITH RILEY ON FRIDAY.

TWO DAYS TO LEARN A WHOLE LANGUAGE?

I GOT SOME SPANISH FOR YOU-- NO WAY, JOSE.

HA HA HA! "JOSE."

AND FINALLY, DID YOU GUYS KNOW

THAT IN THE MAGIC WORLD, THERE'S A PLACE

WHERE YOU CAN GET INFORMATION ON ANY SUBJECT QUICKLY AND EASILY?

YOU MEAN LIKE THE INTERNET?

AND SPEAKING OF THE INTERNET,

WHEN AM I GETTING A COMPUTER IN MY ROOM?

IT'S COOLER THAN THE INTERNET, AND NEVER.

Jerry: COME ON, GUYS. COME ON.

CHECK IT OUT.

YOU JUST PULL THIS LEVER,

AND IT GENERATES POCKET ELVES

THAT HAVE IN-DEPTH KNOWLEDGE

ON ANY SUBJECT YOU COULD EVER NEED TO KNOW ABOUT.

YOU JUST PULL IT, AND WHATEVER POCKET ELF YOU WANT,

IT COMES SHOOTING OUT OF THE MAGIC PORTAL, HUH?

OK.

HA!

WHOA. WHOO!

HUH? AWESOME.

ALL RIGHT. WELL, THERE YOU GO.

YOU GOT A WEALTH OF KNOWLEDGE AT YOUR FINGERTIPS,

AND YOU PLAYED A FUN GAME OF CATCH.

COME ON, GUYS.

THE BEST WAY TO TEACH YOU ABOUT POCKET ELVES

IS FROM A POCKET ELF HIMSELF.

Max: OH, HE'S COOL.

THANKS. I KNOW. HEE HEE! GOOD DAY.

I AM THE POCKET ELF WHO SPECIALIZES

IN HISTORY AND USE OF POCKET ELVES.

NOW, POCKET ELVES ARE USEFUL FOR RESEARCH

ON EVERYTHING FROM MAGICAL ILLNESSES

TO MAGICAL CREATURES.

ANY QUESTIONS?

YES, LITTLE LADY IN THE ATTRACTIVE HAT.

ARE THERE POCKET ELVES FOR SUBJECTS NONMAGICAL?

BECAUSE OF THE MAGIC WORLD EQUAL OPPORTUNITY ACT,

THERE ARE POCKET ELVES ON ALL SUBJECTS.

SHAQUILLE O'NEAL?

I KNOW HIS POCKET ELF.

HE OWES ME AN AUTOGRAPHED SHOE

THAT I'M GOING TO BE LIVING IN.

YES, BOY WITH THE EIGHTIES HAIR.

HOW MANY POCKET ELVES COULD YOU CHECK OUT AT ONCE?

NONE. THEY'RE NOT LIBRARY BOOKS.

CAN I HAVE SOME OF THAT?

SURE. NO!

AAH! WAIT!

IT'S GONNA BLOW!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OH, DID I MENTION THAT POCKET ELVES

ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE CHOCOLATE?

WHAT HAPPENS IF HE HAS CHOCOLATE?

TO YOU AND ME, CHOCOLATE

IS A DELICIOUS TREAT OFTEN USED

TO SAY SORRY TO A LOVED ONE,

BUT TO THIS LITTLE GUY,

IT'S LIKE LIGHTING A FUSE ON A CRAZY BOMB.

THEN LET'S SET THIS BABY OFF AND GIVE HIM SOME CHOCOLATE.

YOU KNOW, IN THIS CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT,

IT MIGHT BE HELPFUL TO THE STUDENTS

IF SOMEONE WERE TO GIVE ME SOME CHOCOLATE,

PURELY FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES.

SURE. YEAH. COME ON, DAD.

ALL RIGHT.

FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES, WE'LL DO THIS.

HONEY, GRAB ME THAT BOX.

LEGS UP OFF THE FLOOR.

BUTTON YOUR COLLARS ALL THE WAY UP.

NO OPEN-TOED SHOES, RIGHT, AND WHATEVER YOU DO,

DO NOT LET A POCKET ELF BITE YOU.

BEFORE WE GET STARTED, I JUST WANT TO SAY

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE CHOCOLATE,

AND I'M REALLY SORRY FOR WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE.

WHOO! HA HA!

HEY, IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?

OOH, THE CHOCOLATE!

AY!

PROCEED TO AN EXIT IN AN ORDERLY FASHION.

WHAT'S HAPPENING? GO! GO!

AAH! AAH!

OK. LET'S REVIEW.

¿COMO SE DICE...?

LAMPITO.

LAMPARA. ITS OK.

¿COMO SE DICE...?

CUPITO.

HONEY, JUST ADDING "-ITO" TO A WORD

DOESN'T MAKE IT SPANISH.

YOU SAY, "¿COMO SE DICE?" BEFORE EVERYTHING.

IS THAT SPANISH? OH, BOY.

MAYBE YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEND THE SUMMERS WITH GRANDMA.

SHE DOES NEED HELP WITH THE CHICKENS.

BUT MY TEST IS TOMORROW,

AND IF I DON'T PASS, I WON'T BE ABLE TO GO

ON MY DATE WITH RILEY ON FRIDAY.

I KNOW, HONEY.

MAYBE WE CAN BAKE COOKIES ON FRIDAY.

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT WEARING ON FRIDAY?

I THINK I'M GONNA STICK WITH THIS WHOLE FRUIT THEME, YOU KNOW?

I DON'T WANT US TO BE WEARING THE SAME THING.

OH, OK. WELL, YOU CAN WEAR IT THIS TIME...

AND THE TIME AFTER THAT.

WE'RE SET, AND YOU GOT YOUR SPANISH RETEST COVERED, RIGHT?

I'M TAKING IT RIGHT NOW DURING STUDY HALL.

CONSIDER THIS TEST PASSITO.

PASSITO? OK. SEE YOU LATER.

YEAH. SHE WON'T BE THERE.

AH, SENORITA...

YOU ARE SO LUCKY TO HAVE ME

AS YOUR SPANISH-LANGUAGE POCKET ELF.

KEEP QUIET, ELF.

YOU'RE HERE TO CHEAT ON MY SPANISH TEST.

JUST STAY IN HERE AND ZIP IT.

OOH, A JOURNAL.

"DEAR DIARY, RILEY IS SUCH A HOTTIE

WITH HIS NEW HAIRCUT."

OW! OOPS. MY BAD.

OK. WAKE UP, SENORITO. WE'RE HOME.

CAN I MAKE YOU BREAKFAST, CHIQUITA--

HUEVOS RANCHEROS?

PERHAPS YOU CAN DINE ON THAT

WHILE I ENJOY SOME SEMISWEET CHOCOLATE THAT YOU GIVE ME.

HEY, YOUR SPANISH CONFUSES ME.

I'M NOT GIVING YOU CHOCOLATE.

GOOD. IT WAS A TEST, AND YOU PASSED.

THAT'S WHY I WANT TO GROW OLD WITH YOU, CHIQUITA.

Justin: DAD, FINISHED CLEANING THE BRICKS.

YOU'RE NOT DAD.

IS THAT A POCKET ELF? NO.

IT'S MY RETAINER CASE.

YOU DON'T HAVE A RETAINER.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT GOES IN MY MOUTH.

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MOUTH IT IS, SENORITA.

SENORITA?

OH, SO YOU'RE SO GOOD AT SPANISH,

YOU TAUGHT YOUR RETAINER CASE HOW TO SPEAK IT.

CHEATER. I DIDN'T CHEAT.

I JUST-- BLBLBLBLBL! CHEATER.

I JUST USED THE POCKET ELF TO GET THE ANSWERS RIGHT ON THE TEST.

OK. I CHEATED. SO WHAT? OH...

SO WHAT IS, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.

COME ON, JUSTIN. PLEASE DON'T TELL DAD.

GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T.

YOU RATTED ME OUT FOR PAINTBALL,

AND I SPENT THE LAST TWO DAYS CLEANING BRICKS

AND LISTENING TO MAX SINGING "BRICK HOUSE."

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT GONNA TELL ON YOU.

THANKS. I'M GONNA GET EVEN.

YEAH. OK. THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN.

REMEMBER THAT LAST TIME YOU GOT EVEN WITH ME?

I GOT THE BIGGER BEDROOM, AND YOU GOT WHAT?

SHOTGUN ON THAT ONE TRIP TO THE OUTLET MALL.

EXACTLY. SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE.

HO-LA.

GUESS WHO GOT AN "A" ON HER MAKE-UP TEST.

REALLY? OH, LET ME SEE THAT.

[GASPS]

WOW. YOU EVEN GOT YOUR SUBJUNCTIVE CONJUGATIONS.

OH, YOU KNOW WHAT THE SPANISH SAY--

SI.

HEY, DAD, GUESS WHAT.

I GOT AN "A" ON MY MAKEUP TEST,

AND I'M GONNA GO ON MY DATE WITH RILEY.

OHH...

WASN'T EXPECTING THIS. I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED.

THAT I PASSED?

YEAH...

BECAUSE NOW WE HAVE TO HAVE

THE DATE TALK.

ALL RIGHT. HERE IT GOES.

A LOT OF TIMES WHEN YOU'RE OUT ALONE WITH A BOY,

HE'S THINKING ABOUT-- ALONE?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WE'RE NOT GONNA BE ALONE.

YOU'RE NOT? NO.

HARPER, STACY, JEFF, CASSANDRA, TERRI, SAMANTHA,

CHRIS, NOAH, AND KELLY WILL BE THERE, TOO.

OH, AND YOU CALL THAT A DATE?

THAT'S NOT WHAT I CALLED A DATE WHEN I WAS A KID.

WHAT WAS A DATE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?

UH, WE, UH-- YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU'RE RIGHT. THAT IS A DATE.

IS SHE STILL GETTING READY FOR HER DATE?

YEAH, AND SHE'S GONNA BE A WHILE, TOO.

I TIED ALL HER BELTS IN ONE BIG KNOT.

NOW, THIS IS GETTING EVEN.

WHEN THAT POCKET ELF GOES WILD ON HER DATE,

SHE'LL WISH SHE WAS HOME MAKING US COOKIES.

OH, SHH, SHH. HERE SHE COMES.

[CLEARS THROAT]

OH, JUSTIN GOT EVEN WITH ME.

HE TIED ALL MY BELTS TOGETHER SO I'D BE

FASHIONABLY LATE FOR MY DATE.

WOW, YOU GOT ME. YOU'RE SO CLEVER.

WOW, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I TRY.

YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR ME.

WELL, AT LEAST YOU CAN RELAX

AND KNOW THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO WORRY ABOUT.

Max: YEP. NOTHING IS GONNA GO WRONG ON YOUR DATE,

AS LONG AS YOU TAKE YOUR PURSE AND--

ALL RIGHT, DAD. I'M LEAVING.

OK, HONEY.

HAVE FUN ON YOUR DATE.

HA HA! IT'S SO NOT A DATE.

WELCOME TO MEDIUM RARE. HOW MANY?

10, BUT LAUREN AND MEG MIGHT COME,

AND IF THEY DO, KELLY WILL DEFINITELY LEAVE.

AND IF KELLY LEAVES, STACY WILL CALL FRANCIS, WHO WILL DEFINITELY SHOW UP,

WHICH MEANS I HAVE TO LEAVE BECAUSE WE'RE FIGHTING.

HOW MANY IS THAT?

IT'S EITHER 10, 11, 13, OR 12.

FOLLOW ME TO YOU TABLE FOR 10, 11, 13, OR 12.

SO, I HEARD YOU GOT YOUR LEARNER'S PERMIT.

OH, YEAH. CHECK IT OUT.

OH, THAT'S A GREAT PICTURE OF YOU,

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE IT BETTER?

ME IN IT WITH YOU.

OH, I DON'T THINK THEY DO THAT.

YOU AND RILEY ARE SO CLICKING.

HE'S TOTALLY COOL, AND HE CAN DRIVE

WITH A PARENT OR GUARDIAN DURING ANY DAYLIGHT HOUR.

THIS IS GREAT.

I BET THAT ELF WENT CRAZY

AND ALEX IS FLOPPING ALL OVER THE FLOOR

LOOKING AS STUPID AS DAD DID.

SHE'S GONNA BE SO EMBARRASSED.

YEAH. WE'RE GENIUSES.

HOW MUCH CHOCOLATE DID YOU PUT IN HER PURSE?

ABOUT THIS MUCH.

OOPS.

I WAS SUPPOSED TO PUT THIS CHOCOLATE IN HER PURSE, WASN'T I?

THAT WAS YOUR ONLY PART OF THE PLAN, GENIUS.

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TRUST ME WITH A COMPLICATED PLAN LIKE THIS.

WHAT'S SO COMPLICATED ABOUT PUTTING THAT CHOCOLATE IN HER PURSE?

THAT I HAD TO REMEMBER TO PUT THIS CHOCOLATE IN HER PURSE.

WE GOT TO GET TO THAT RESTAURANT

AND GET THAT CHOCOLATE IN HER PURSE.

I WAS THINKING, WHEN I GET MY CAR,

I'M GONNA GET A LITTLE LICENSE-PLATE KEYCHAIN WITH YOUR NAME ON IT.

IS THAT COOL? I GUESS, IF YOU WANT.

HARPER, DID YOU HEAR THAT?

HE'S GONNA PUT MY NAME ON HIS KEYCHAIN.

I'M GONNA CRY.

I PROMISED I WOULDN'T CRY.

Justin: OH, THERE SHE IS! DUCK!

EXCUSE ME. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

UH...

TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET CHOCOLATE INTO THAT PURSE.

WHY? TO MESS WITH OUR SISTER.

I HAVE A SISTER. GET IN.

WHY DID THAT JUST SHOOT OUT OF HER PURSE?

WHA--

OK. PHEW.

NO MAS. NO MAS.

AS MUCH AS I WANT, I CANNOT.

OH, GREAT. WE PICKED THE ONE ELF THAT'S ON A DIET.

OH, COME ON, ELF. EAT IT.

♪ YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO ♪

OH, THIS IS GOOD.

OH, THIS IS REALLY GOOD.

YOU GUYS PROBABLY WANT TO GET AWAY FOR ME RIGHT NOW.

HOME, JEEVES.

ALEX, DO YOU HAVE ANY LIP GLOSS?

LET ME LOOK.

OW! SOMETHING BIT ME.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,

AND WHY DID YOU BITE ME?

I'M EATING CHOCOLATE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW,

AND THERE MAY NOT BE...

♪ AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY ♪

♪ YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY ♪

I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR CHOCOLATE.

OH, YOU WILL, BABY. YOU GONNA LOVE IT.

HE DIDN'T GO CRAZY. HE JUST BIT HER.

WELL, THAT'S BUNK.

I'M GONNA GET MY RIDE IN MIDNIGHT BLUE.

OH, YEAH. THAT WOULD LOOK GREAT WITH MY EYES.

CAN I HAVE A BITE OF THAT? SURE.

WHAT COLOR INTERIOR?

I'M THINKING TAN LEATHER.

I'M MORE OF A DARK LEATHER PERSON.

CAN I HAVE THAT? OK. SURE.

MM. OOH.

YOU KNOW WHAT'S NOT A GOOD COLOR COMBO?

OUR SCHOOL COLOR-- BLUE AND GOLD. UGH.

THAT'S WHY I'M NOT A CHEERLEADER.

BESIDES, I'M NOT SELF-CENTERED.

I SHOULD START A SCHOOL PETITION TO CHANGE OUR COLORS

TO MIDNIGHT BLUE AND CHOCOLATE.

OH, WAIT. THAT'S NOT A STRAW.

THAT'S AN INTERESTING STORY.

HOLD THAT THOUGHT.

YOU WERE SAYING?

I WANT TO GET THE TIRES FOR MY RIDE

BIGGER IN THE BACK AND SMALLER IN THE FRONT.

IT'S CALLED CHOPPER STYLE.

OH. I HOPE IT DOESN'T RUN ON CHOCOLATE.

THAT WOULD BE A WASTE OF CHOCOLATE. OOH!

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, YOU GUYS.

I KNEW YOU TWO WOULD WORK OUT.

I LOVE YOU GUYS. CAN I HAVE SOME?

[CLINK]

MM.

MM.

MM.

OH, WAIT. I WANT THAT.

IS SHE OK?

YOU KNOW US GIRLS. GOT TO HAVE OUR CHOCOLATE.

NOW WE'RE TALKING.

MM. MM.

[SPLASH]

DOES ANYONE KNOW THE CHOCOLATE SLIDE?

REVENGE IS SWEET. AND STICKY.

MM.

THAT WAS FUN. WHAT A NICE BREAK FROM CHOCOLATE.

OOH, CHOCOLATE SOUNDS GOOD RIGHT NOW.

LISTEN. I JUST ORDERED THE NACHOS,

SO I THINK 10 IS GOOD.

SHE HAD A REALLY NICE TIME, AND SHE TOTALLY WANTS TO GO WITH YOU AGAIN.

UH...PEH!

YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOUR PARENTS?

THAT WOULD BE TERRIFIC. I THINK THEY SHOULD SEE THIS.

AND WE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

Theresa: AND HOW LONG DID YOU THINK IT WAS GONNA BE

BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW SPANISH?

I REALLY ONLY NEEDED YOU TO THINK IT

TILL THE DAY IT WAS OVER, SO I'M GOOD.

NO. YOU ARE NOT GOOD.

YOU ALMOST EXPOSED MAGIC TO THE REAL WORLD.

YES, AND I'VE ALREADY PUNISHED MYSELF

BECAUSE I EMBARRASSED MYSELF IN FRONT OF RILEY

AND HE PROBABLY WON'T EVER TEXT ME AGAIN.

AND THE FACT THAT YOU TWO

WERE JUST CONVENIENTLY DOWN AT THE RESTAURANT

TELLS ME YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.

WE WERE ON OUR WAY TO ANOTHER PLACE.

WE STOPPED THERE ON OUR WAY HOME.

FROM WHERE? FROM A PLACE...

THAT MAX KNOWS THE NAME OF.

PASS.

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

OK. LOOK. HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.

I CALLED THEM WHEN THINGS STARTED TO GO WRONG.

THEY JUST CAME DOWN TO HELP. IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT.

YOU-- YEAH.

FINE...FOR NOW.

YOU, GO HOSE OFF ON THE BALCONY

AND, YOU TWO, CLEAN UP WHEN SHE'S DONE.

WE DON'T NEED ANTS.

ALEX...

WOW, THANKS FOR NOT RATTING US OUT.

DON'T THANK ME.

I DIDN'T RAT YOU OUT

BECAUSE I'M GONNA GET EVEN FOR YOU GUYS GETTING EVEN.

OH. OH, NO.

HER GETTING EVEN IS WAY WORSE THAN TELLING.

DAD, IT WAS US!

WE GAVE THE ELVES CHOCOLATE!