Original subtitles

NOW, THIS IS WHY IT'S GREAT WE OWN A SANDWICH SHOP.

EVERYBODY IN THE SCHOOL CAF

BOWS DOWN TO THIS BAD BOY.

ARE THOSE MASHED POTATOES ON A SANDWICH?

ON A BED OF CHICKEN STRIPS

WITH A PEANUT BUTTER BLANKET.

WHAT'D YOU MAKE?

A SANDWICH, NOT A DUMPSTER--

TUNA FISH ON WHEAT.

TUNA FISH ON WHEAT.

THAT'S GONNA BE OUR SANDWICH.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT OUR SONG IS?

HEY, THERE'S MY GIRLFRIEND.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CUTE SONG.

JUSTIN!

THAT'S A NICE-LOOKING SANDWICH.

WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? TO THE MAX.

OK. I'LL TAKE ONE OF THOSE.

WELL... SELL IT, DUMMY.

YOU CAN MAKE ANOTHER ONE.

THAT'LL BE $80.

WHAT? OK.

FOR SENIOR CITIZENS, $4.00.

I LOVE YOUR FAMILY'S SHOP.

YOU EVER THOUGHT OF MAYBE BLACKING OUT THE WINDOWS

AND PAINTING THE WALLS-- I DON'T KNOW--BLACK?

YEAH. I THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE EASY TO SHOP FOR.

HE'S HANGING OUT WITH THAT GOTH GIRL--

MORTICIA.

IT'S MIRANDA. LOOK.

HARPER, AS YOUR BEST FRIEND,

I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU STRAIGHT.

I THINK HE REALLY LIKES THIS GIRL.

FINE, BUT IT'S SO TOTALLY OBVIOUS

THAT HE'S DATING HER BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE ME.

YEAH. YOU BOTH HAVE...FACES.

HEY, MAX, YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL.

COME ON. GET OUT OF HERE.

BYE, DAD. BYE, MOM.

EXCUSE ME.

YOUR SON MADE ME THIS SANDWICH.

OH, I'M SORRY. LOOK. HE'S ONLY 12.

NO, NO, NO. IT'S TERRIFIC.

I'M JEFF MALONE, CONCESSIONS MANAGER

AND BACKUP ANNOUNCER FOR SHEA STADIUM.

WE'RE CONSIDERING LOCAL DELIS

TO PROVIDE THE OFFICIAL SANDWICH

OF THE NEW YORK METS... METS...METS...METS...

I THINK YOU SHOULD SUBMIT THIS SANDWICH FOR CONSIDERATION.

THERESA, HONEY, THIS GUY IS FROM THE NEW YORK METS,

AND HE WANTS TO CONSIDER US FOR THEIR OFFICIAL SANDWICH.

WHICH SANDWICH?

THE ONE YOUR SON MADE-- TO THE MAX.

THAT'S NOT REALLY-- A BAD IDEA.

THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA AT ALL.

TO THE MAX IS ONE OF OUR MOST POPULAR CREATIONS.

WE'LL JUST GET MAX TO MAKE ONE FOR US LATER.

GREAT. MY SANDWICH ASSOCIATES

FROM THE NEW YORK METS... METS...METS...METS...

AND I WILL BE BY ON SATURDAY FOR JUDGING.

GREAT. LET'S GO, METS... METS...METS...METS...

OH! AAH!

♪ OOH AH OOH AH OOH-A OOH-A OOH-A ♪

♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪

UNBELIEVABLE.

I KNOW. YOUR PARENTS ARE SO COOL.

♪ WELL, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE A BREEZE ♪

♪ THAT THE END WILL, NO DOUBT, JUSTIFY THE MEANS ♪

♪ YOU CAN FIX ANY PROBLEM WITH THE SLIGHTEST OF EASE ♪

♪ YES, PLEASE ♪

♪ BUT YOU MIGHT FIND OUT IT'LL GO TO OUR HEAD ♪

♪ WHEN YOU WRITE A REPORT ON A BOOK YOU NEVER READ ♪

♪ WITH A SNAP OF YOUR FINGERS, YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BED ♪

♪ THAT'S WHAT I SAID ♪

♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ WHEN YOU CAN GET ALL YOU WANTED ♪

♪ IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS ♪

♪ YOU MIGHT RUN INTO TROUBLE IF YOU GO TO EXTREMES ♪

♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WHAT YOU WANT ♪

♪ BY THE SIMPLEST OF MEANS ♪

♪ BE CAREFUL NOT TO MESS WITH THE BALANCE OF THINGS ♪

♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

COME ON, BUDDY.

JUST PICTURE THE SANDWICH IN YOUR MIND.

YEAH, MAXIE. I'VE SEEN YOU MAKE IT BEFORE.

WHAT DO YOU START OFF WITH?

I DON'T KNOW. I JUST THROW STUFF TOGETHER.

OK. LET ME THINK. I STARTED WITH LICORICE.

LICORICE ON A SANDWICH?

NO. I ATE SOME LICORICE,

AND THEN I STARTED MY SANDWICH.

OH.

IT HAD HAM... OK.

BOLOGNA, YOGURT...

YOGURT? YOGURT?

ON A SANDWICH? THAT'S DISGUSTING.

THAT'S THE POINT. I JUST CAN'T REMEMBER.

OHH... WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, JERRY?

THE NEW YORK METS... METS...METS...

WANT THE SANDWICH THAT MAX MADE.

WELL, MAYBE WE CAN THROW A BUNCH OF STUFF TOGETHER LIKE HE DOES.

MAX CAN TASTE IT, TELL US WHAT'S MISSING

UNTIL WE FIND THE RIGHT COMBINATION.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, MAX?

OK. WHATEVER IT TAKES TO HELP DAD.

THAT'S THE SPIRIT, SON.

LET'S GO. COME ON. GRAB A BUN.

AREN'T YOU SCARED? A LITTLE.

ROOK TO QUEEN BISHOP 4 IS ALWAYS A RISK,

BUT THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLL.

IS YOUR HAND SWEATY, TOO? YEAH.

I HAVE ENORMOUS GLANDS.

I DON'T MIND.

I DON'T GET IT.

JUSTIN IS SO FULL OF LIFE,

AND SHE'S SO FULL OF HALLOWEEN.

I DON'T KNOW, HARPER.

MAYBE ON HALLOWEEN, SHE'LL DRESS UP AS YOU.

SHE COULD NEVER PULL THIS OFF.

I MAKE A LOT OF MY OWN CLOTHES,

OH, WHICH REMINDS ME,

I NEED SOME MORE EGG CARTONS.

IS YOUR HAND STILL SWEATY?

YEAH, BUT I LIKE IT.

SO, I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

YEAH. YEAH.

TOMORROW. HEH HEH.

WHAT--

SHAKING HANDS?

WE'RE YOU SAYING GOOD-BYE OR CLOSING A DEAL?

WHY DIDN'T YOU KISS HER?

IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

LOOK, JUSTIN.

YOU KNOW A LOT OF STUFF ABOUT STUFF

PEOPLE REALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT, WHICH IS GREAT,

BUT I KNOW ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS.

I KNOW HOW GIRLS THINK. SO DO I.

THEY'RE RIGHT-BRAIN DOMINANT, AND THEY HAVE A SLIGHTLY LARGER HYPOTHALAMUS.

THERE YOU GO AGAIN, KNOWING STUFF PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT.

OK, OK.

I'M SAYING THAT I'D BE OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS.

GOOD, BECAUSE MIRANDA REALLY WANTS YOU TO KISS HER.

I CAN TELL BECAUSE SHE BRIGHTENS

FROM TRAGIC TO JUST GLOOMY WHEN SHE'S AROUND YOU.

SO? SO, IF YOU DON'T DO IT SOON,

SHE'S GONNA THINK THAT YOU'RE REALLY NOT INTO HER,

AND THEN SOMEONE IS GONNA HAVE TO PLAY CHESS BY THEMSELVES.

I ALREADY DO THAT.

DID YOU EVER THINK OF THIS, MISS SMARTY PANTS?

MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO KISS HER.

OK. I'LL BE SPREADING THAT RUMOR AROUND.

LOOK.

OK. NOW, THIS IS GONNA BE HARD TO BELIEVE,

BUT I'VE NEVER KISSED A GIRL.

I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE

THAT YOU THINK THAT I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE.

HEY, I'M ON IT.

I THOUGHT IF I PICKED A GIRL THAT I DIDN'T LIKE

THAT IT'D BE LESS SCARY.

THAT'S WHY I PICKED MIRANDA.

NOW--GUESS WHAT-- I LIKE HER, AND I'M SCARED AGAIN.

ALL RIGHT. THIS IS WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.

FIRST OF ALL, TAKE OUT $5.00.

WHY? I NEED $5.00.

SECOND, TOMORROW WHEN YOU WALK HER TO SCHOOL,

TAKE HER BY THAT OLD, SCARY, ABANDONED HOUSE ON THE CORNER.

RIGHT, BECAUSE SHE'LL THINK I'M BRAVE.

NO. YOU'LL GET SCARED, AND SHE'LL COMFORT YOU.

THAT'S WHEN YOU PLANT ONE ON HER.

OK. THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. THANKS.

DO YOU HAVE 5 ONES FOR THIS 5?

UH... GREAT BECAUSE MY 5 WAS LONELY.

ANYBODY SEE ANYTHING?

YEAH, THAT LITTLE, SQUIGGLY THING IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT.

WE ARE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE AT SHEA STADIUM MAKING OUR SANDWICH

SO WE CAN SEE WHAT'S IN OUR SANDWICH.

NOW CONCENTRATE.

IF I GO BACK IN TIME AND LOOK INTO A CRYSTAL BALL,

WILL I SEE ME LOOKING INTO THIS CRYSTAL BALL?

OK. THAT IS NOT CONCENTRATING.

NOW--

NOW, THAT WAS COOL. HA!

IT'S IRREPLACEABLE. WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

I KNOW. OH. OK.

HERE, JUSTIN. HERE.

DO THIS SPELL ON THE CRYSTAL BALL.

WHEN I HAD MY POWERS IT WAS A LIFESAVER.

SAY, "McCREARY, TIME REARY."

WHY? JUST SAY IT.

OH, AND DO THIS.

McCREARY, TIME REARY.

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

DID WE JUST GO BACK IN TIME?

I HAVE GOT TO LEARN THAT.

McCREARY, TIME-- OH, NO, NO, NO!

THAT SPELL IS JUST FOR EMERGENCIES.

IT REWINDS TIME FOR A FEW SECONDS

TO GIVE WIZARDS A CHANCE TO CORRECT A DIRE MISTAKE.

HO HO! NO QUESTIONS.

YOU MEAN, LIKE A DO-OVER SPELL.

YES, BUT IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT?

IT BENDS TIME AND SPACE, AND YOU'RE NOT READY FOR IT.

NO MORE QUESTIONS.

DO PEOPLE REMEMBER IF THERE'S BEEN A DO-OVER SPELL?

ONLY PEOPLE IN THE MAGICAL WORLD.

REGULAR PEOPLE HAVE DEJA VU.

STOP ASKING QUESTIONS.

SO, THAT'S WHERE DEJA VU COMES FROM.

I SAID, NO MORE QUESTIONS.

IT WASN'T A QUESTION.

HEY, I HAVE ONE. WHAT'S DEJA VU?

WELL, IT'S WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED BEFORE.

FOR EXAMPLE, DAD, DO YOU HAVE $5.00?

UM, WHY?

BECAUSE I NEED $5.00. DEJA VU, HUH, JUSTIN?

SO, HOW'D THE BIG FIRST KISS GO?

IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

WHY NOT?

BECAUSE WHEN I WENT TO PICK HER UP,

SHE DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO A SCARY HOUSE.

SHE WANTED TO GO THROUGH SOME DARK ALLEY INSTEAD.

BUT A DARK ALLEY IS EVEN BETTER THAN A SCARY HOUSE.

BUT YOU SAID SCARY HOUSE.

I WAS TOTALLY FOCUSED ON THE SCARY HOUSE.

THE POINT IS, SHE WANTED YOU TO KISS HER.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE MY ADVICE? LOTS OF PEOPLE DO.

I'M THE ONE THAT TOLD VICE PRINCIPAL CLEMENS TO FIX HIS DEAD TOOTH.

NOW HE'S GETTING MARRIED.

OK. I PANICKED. PANICKED?

WELL, NOW YOU GOT TO KISS HER QUICK,

OR ELSE ALL SHE THINK YOU GUYS WILL EVER BE IS JUST FRIENDS.

THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.

SHE'S REALLY INTO ME, AND I'M REALLY INTO HER.

THAT COULD CHANGE IN A HURRY.

THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER GUYS WHO THINK SHE'S PRETTY.

NO WAY. EVERYONE AROUND HERE KNOWS WE'RE KIND OF GOING OUT.

YOU KNOW, PEOPLE RESPECT THAT.

OH, REALLY? WELL, LET'S SEE ABOUT THAT.

HEY, MATT, MIRANDA IS PRETTY CUTE, RIGHT?

YEAH. YOU KNOW, I GOT A NOTE FROM HER IN SEVENTH GRADE.

SAID SHE LIKED ME. BET YOU SHE STILL DOES, TOO, BOY.

WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD. I HEAR SHE'S GOING OUT WITH JUSTIN.

WHO'S JUSTIN? I'M JUSTIN.

SO? OK. THANKS, MATT.

NO. THANK YOU FOR THE HEADS-UP ON MIRANDA.

YO, MIRANDA, WAIT UP THERE A SEC.

WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?

I JUST PROVED THAT NOT ONLY DO I KNOW GIRLS, BUT I ALSO KNOW GUYS.

NO. YOU GOT MATT TO ASK OUT MY GIRLFRIEND.

OH.

WAIT. I CAN FIX THIS.

HERE'S A CUTE GIRL. KISS HER.

THIS IS MY SPANISH TEACHER.

HOLA, SENORA GONZALEZ. ME LLAMO BIBLIOTECA.

I THINK I JUST TOLD HER MY NAME IS LIBRARY.

WELL, MR. LIBRARY,

YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT A BOOK ON KISSING.

THANKS A LOT.

LOOK, JUSTIN. I'M REALLY SORRY, BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT,

MISS GONZALEZ IS A YOUNG-LOOKING TEACHER.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T CARE ABOUT MRS. GONZALEZ.

I CARE ABOUT HOW MY GIRLFRIEND IS GOING TO THE MOVIES

WITH A GUY THAT MY SISTER SET HER UP WITH.

WILL YOU RELAX? IT'LL ALL WORK OUT BECAUSE I KNOW RELATIONSHIPS.

YOU KEEP SAYING YOU KNOW THINGS, AND YOU DON'T.

HEY, I WAS RIGHT ABOUT MIRANDA WANTING TO KISS YOU,

AND I WAS RIGHT ABOUT MATT THINKING SHE WAS PRETTY.

OK. FINE. YOU WERE RIGHT.

FEEL BETTER? BECAUSE I DON'T.

LOOK, JUSTIN. THE ONLY THING GETTING IN THE WAY HERE IS YOU.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I KNOW.

I'VE HAD A TON OF CHANCES TO KISS MIRANDA.

I'M JUST MAD AT YOU BECAUSE I'M MAD AT ME...

YOU ARE? YEAH. YOU ARE.

AND IF MIRANDA IS READY TO KISS ME--YOU KNOW WHAT?--

I SHOULD BE READY TO KISS HER, AND IT'S NOT TOO LATE...

YEAH. IT'S NOT TOO LATE.

AND THIS TIME, I'M GONNA BE READY.

[HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

STARTING MY TRAINING MONTAGE.

IT'S CLOSE, BUT THIS ONE HAS TOO MUCH TERIYAKI.

HONEY, WE DIDN'T PUT ANY TERIYAKI ON IT.

THEN IT NEEDS TERIYAKI.

THIS ONE HAS TOO MUCH CHEESE,

THIS ONE NEEDS BARBEQUE SAUCE,

AND THIS ONE TASTES LIKE ARMPIT.

HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT?

WRESTLING.

HONEY, CALM DOWN.

MAX IS DOING THE BEST HE CAN.

RIGHT. I KNOW. IT'S OK.

BUDDY, I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING AS HARD AS YOU CAN.

IT'S JUST, IF WE COULD BECOME THE OFFICIAL SANDWICH

OF THE NEW YORK METS, OUR LIFE WOULD BE GRAVY.

THAT'S WHAT'S MISSING--GRAVY!

GRAVY?

THEN WHAT ARE WE DOING STANDING AROUND TALKING ABOUT IT?

OH, COME ON, GRAVY.

COME ON, GRAVY. COME ON.

THAT'S IT! TO THE MAX!

WHOO HOO! TO THE MAX!

[BURPS]

TASTES EVEN BETTER THE SECOND TIME.

Matt: SO, HEARD YOU'RE GOING OUT

WITH A GUY NAMED JUSTIN, RIGHT?

I THOUGHT WE WERE, BUT I DON'T KNOW.

THAT'S COOL. YEAH, TOTALLY.

DO YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES AT ALL?

YOU KNOW...

DO YOU KNOW WHO MAKES VIDEO GAMES?

NO. CORPORATE AMERICA. I HATE CORPORATE AMERICA.

I'M STARTING A SCHOOL CLUB ABOUT IT.

WE'RE LOOKING FOR SPONSORS.

HEY, GUYS, MATT.

HEY, MATT, WHY DON'T YOU GO GET US SOME POPCORN?

YEAH. I'LL BUY. HERE.

20 BUCKS? THANKS, DUDE.

I CAN GO PLAY SOME NITRO-BURNING FUNNY CARS.

OHH, YEAH.

OHH...

WHY ARE YOU HERE WITH HIM?

WE'RE KIND OF GOING OUT.

I KNOW WE HOLD HANDS AND STUFF,

BUT YOU ACT LIKE WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.

SHE WAS RIGHT.

WHO WAS RIGHT?

ME! I WAS SO RIGHT.

I'M THE ONE WHO TOLD HIM IF HE DIDN'T KISS YOU SOON,

YOU WERE GONNA THINK THAT HE WASN'T ALL THAT INTO YOU,

AND THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, RIGHT?

ALEX, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

LOOK. I FELT BAD, SO I CAME DOWN HERE

TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU KISS HER.

YOU WERE GONNA KISS ME?

WELL, IT'S NOT A SURPRISE NOW, IS IT?

SORRY. I'LL BE BACK HERE IF YOU NEED ME.

SHH! SHH! SHH!

ALL RIGHT. JUST FOR THAT, I'M LEAVING MY CELL PHONE ON.

Alex: OH, LOOK AT THOSE LOVEBIRDS.

IT'S SO GREAT WHEN THINGS WORK OUT.

HARPER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I'M NOT HARPER.

I'M JUST A THEATER SEAT KEEPING EYE ON MY BOYFRIEND.

YOU MADE AN OUTFIT TO MATCH THE THEATER SEATS?

DON'T BE FREAKED OUT IF YOU CAN'T SEE ME.

IT'S TIME TO GO TO WORK.

[ALEX LAUGHS]

YOU WERE GONNA KISS ME?

WELL, ONLY IF YOU WANTED TO KISS ME.

DO YOU, OR IS ME ASKING TOTALLY RUINING THE MOMENT?

NOPE.

OH! AH!

I'LL GO LEFT. YOU GO RIGHT.

THEN WE'LL BOTH BE GOING THE SAME WAY.

OH, YEAH. LET'S BOTH GO LEFT.

JUSTIN, I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.

THIS IS OUR FIRST KISS.

DON'T WORRY. I'LL GUIDE YOU THROUGH IT.

AAH! OH!

MIRANDA, I'M SO SORRY.

I'LL GET SOME NAPKINS.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHY DIDN'T YOU KISS HER?

I SPILLED SODA ALL OVER HER.

SHE'S NEVER GONNA KISS ME NOW.

WAIT. DO IT OVER. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

THE SPELL THAT DAD USED ON THE CRYSTAL BALL.

NO WAY. DAD SAID THAT THAT'S FOR EMERGENCY USE ONLY.

UH!

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND

DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN SNEAK AROUND BEHIND MY BACK.

OH!

HOW DOES THAT DO-OVER SPELL SOUND NOW?

LIKE IT SHOULD'VE ALREADY HAPPENED.

NOW WE'RE TALKING. McCREARY, TIME REARY.

JUSTIN, I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.

THIS IS OUR FIRST KISS.

I KNOW. I MEAN-- LET ME MOVE THIS.

AAH!

THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT.

McCREARY, TIME REARY.

AND THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED...

All: TO THE MAX!

RIGHT? NOTHING LIKE IT IN THE CITY.

KIND OF A BUFFET IN A BUN.

WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

IS THIS THE SANDWICH FOR THE NEW YORK METS... METS...METS...METS...

OR WHAT?

YOU'RE RIGHT. THIS IS DELICIOUS.

CONGRATULATIONS, MR. AND MRS. RUSSO.

TO THE MAX IS NOW THE OFFICIAL SANDWICH

OF THE NEW YORK--

AND THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED...

All: TO THE MAX!

RIGHT? DAD, WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

I DON'T KNOW.

GOOD BUT KIND OF FAMILIAR.

YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S TASTY BUT FAMILIAR.

FAMILIAR? IT'S A SANDWICH WITH POPCORN.

AND THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED...

All: TO THE MAX!

RIGHT?

NOTHING REALLY NEW HERE.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

A BETTER NAME WOULD BE DEJA VU

BECAUSE SOMEHOW I FEEL LIKE I'VE TASTED THIS BEFORE.

IT'S THE DO-OVER SPELL.

I SWEAR I'M NOT DOING IT.

I KNOW, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE I KNOW WHO IS.

[BURPS]

OH, JEEZ...

Alex: OH, McCREARY, TIME REARY.

McCREARY, TIME REARY.

[PBBT]

[PBBT]

GROSS!

JUSTIN, THAT'S 17 DO-OVERS ALREADY.

WHAT'S WRONG? I'M NERVOUS.

I'LL GET IT THIS TIME. OK. FINE.

McCREARY--HI, DADDY.

SO, HOW'D THE SANDWICH TASTING GO?

I DON'T KNOW. IT'S STILL GOING ON AND ON AND ON.

DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? NO.

THE QUESTION IS, WHAT IS ALEX DOING THE DO-OVER SPELL FOR?

I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NEVER TO USE IT.

ACTUALLY, IT'S MY FAULT, DAD.

I'M HERE WITH MIRANDA, AND I'M--

HE'S TRYING TO HAVE HIS FIRST KISS,

AND HE JUST CAN'T GET IT RIGHT.

FIRST KISS? I THOUGHT THAT HAPPENED YEARS AGO.

I'LL JUST TAKE MIRANDA HOME.

WAIT, JUSTIN.

HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU USE THE SPELL?

I DON'T KNOW. 17?

WELL, I GUESS IF YOU BREAK A RULE 17 TIMES,

AN 18th DOESN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

JUSTIN, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GET IT RIGHT

IF WE DO IT OVER ONE MORE TIME?

YEAH. OK.

ALEX, DO YOUR MAGIC. THANKS, DAD.

McCREARY, TIME REARY.

SO, I GUESS WE'RE NOT THE OFFICIAL SANDWICH

OF THE NEW YORK METS, HUH?

THE LAST THING THEY SAID WAS,

AFTER ONE BITE, THEY WERE TIRED OF EATING IT.

ISN'T THAT WEIRD?

YEAH, WEIRD. HEH.

JUSTIN GOT HIS FIRST KISS.

DON'T MAKE A BIG DEAL.

YOUR FIRST KISS?

OH, MY BABY, YOU'RE GROWING UP!

COME HERE. COME HERE.

LET ME GIVE YOU YOUR SECOND ONE.

MOM! HEY, HOW ABOUT YOU, ALEX?

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST KISS LIKE?

OH, YOU KNOW, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE'S.

YOU ALREADY HAD YOUR FIRST KISS, AND I MISSED IT?

OH, TELL ME. TELL ME EVERYTHING.

NO! NOT EVERYTHING. SHE'S MY LITTLE GIRL.

WHAT'S HIS NAME? I'LL MAKE HIM CRY.

JERRY. TELL US ABOUT IT, HONEY.

UM, IT WAS AT THIS PLACE

WITH THIS GUY,

AND, UM, IT WAS VERY ROMANTIC OVER CHRISTMAS VACATION.

Max: WE WENT TO SEE GRANDMA AND GRANDPA OVER CHRISTMAS.

HOLD ON. SHE'S LYING.

YOU HAVEN'T KISSED ANYONE.

I TOTALLY HAVE THIS OVER YOU.

NO, YOU DON'T. YOU'RE RIGHT.

SO, WHEN I GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW

AND TELL EVERYONE YOU HAVEN'T KISSED ANYONE,

NO ONE WILL CARE.

HEY, JUSTIN...

NOW YOU'VE GOT NOTHING OVER ME.

OHH...