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EDGEBONO UTOOSIS.

GOOD. THANK YOU, JUSTIN.

THAT IS HOW YOU EXECUTE THE DUPLICATION SPELL PROPERLY.

REAL RABBIT. DUPLICATE...RABBIT.

NO...

DUPLICATE RABBIT. REAL...

IT'S--ANYWAY, THERE'S 2 NOW.

WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? THEY'RE RABBITS.

WAIT 5 MINUTES, AND THEY'LL DUPLICATE BY THEMSELVES.

REMEMBER, AS WITH ANY SPELL,

IF YOU DON'T CONCENTRATE,

IT DOESN'T COME OUT EXACTLY RIGHT.

[BARKS]

OH, THAT'S COOL.

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A GUARD RABBIT.

YOU KNOW, SCARE OFF THE MAILMAN.

I WAS THINKIN' ABOUT DOGS WHEN I CAST THE SPELL.

NOW, ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE SPELL?

OOH! OOH, OOH, OOH! OOH!

OOH! OOH!

OOH! WH--

ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THEY'RE ABOUT TO WRECK THEIR PANTS?

THE CRAZY 10-MINUTE SALE!

THE CRAZY WHAT?

EVERY YEAR, THIS COOL CLOTHING STORE

SUBURBAN OUTFITTERS HAS THIS CRAZY SALE FOR 10 MINUTES

WHERE THEY PRACTICALLY GIVE STUFF AWAY

BOOP BOOP!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

UH, FAST-FORWARDING TO THE PART

WHERE THE SALE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE MAGIC LESSON.

WELL, GIGI'S GONNA BE THERE.

WHO'S GIGI?

DON'T YOU REMEMBER MY ENEMY SINCE KINDERGARTEN

WHEN SHE SPILLED JUICE ON MY MAT DURING NAPTIME

AND TOLD EVERYONE I HAD AN ACCIDENT?

THIS IS FASCINATING.

TELL ME MORE.

[SIGHS] WELL, I'M SICK OF GIGI.

SHE'S ALWAYS RUBBING STUFF IN MY FACE.

THE POINT IS I'M TIRED OF HER ALWAYS SHOWING ME UP AT SCHOOL.

CAN I PLEASE SKIP CLASS ON THURSDAY TO GO TO THE SALE?

LET'S ROLL THE ANSWER DICE, SHALL WE?

NO. COME ON.

BUT, DAD.

BUT NOTHING.

LOOK, YOU HAVE WIZARD TRAINING

ON TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS,

AND YOU'RE NOT DITCHING.

YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY.

I'M GONNA TOTALLY FOCUS ON THE MAGIC.

I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE SPELL.

THANK YOU.

HOW DO WE USE IT TO GET COOL CLOTHES BEFORE GIGI?

♪ WELL, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE A BREEZE ♪

♪ THE END WILL NO DOUBT JUSTIFY THE MEANS ♪

♪ YOU CAN FIX ANY PROBLEM WITH THE SLIGHTEST OF EASE ♪

♪ YES, PLEASE ♪

♪ BUT YOU MIGHT FIND OUT IT'LL GO TO YOUR HEAD ♪

♪ WHEN YOU WRITE A REPORT ON A BOOK YOU NEVER READ ♪

♪ WITH A SNAP OF YOUR FINGERS, YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BED ♪

♪ THAT'S WHAT I SAID ♪ ♪ AHH ♪

♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ WHEN YOU CAN GET ALL YOU WANTED ♪

♪ IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS ♪

♪ YOU MIGHT RUN INTO TROUBLE IF YOU GO TO EXTREMES ♪

♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ AHH ♪

♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

♪ WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WHAT YOU WANT BY THE SIMPLEST OF MEANS ♪

♪ 1, 2 ♪

♪ BE CAREFUL NOT TO MESS WITH THE BALANCE OF THINGS ♪

♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT ♪

♪ WHAT IT SEEMS ♪

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

ARE YOU AS EXCITED ABOUT THE CRAZY 10-MINUTE SALE AS I AM?

[BOTH SCREAM]

I CAN'T GO.

BUT I DREW UP A GAME PLAN

SO WE COULD GET INTO THE STORE BEFORE GIGI.

I THOUGHT WE AGREED THAT WE HATE GIGI SO MUCH,

WE'D NEVER SAY HER NAME.

BUT YOU JUST SAID, "GIGI."

OK, FROM NOW ON, WE'LL SAY HER NAME BACKWARDS.

BUT "GIGI" BACKWARDS IS STILL "GIGI."

THAT'S RIGHT. WE'LL SAY, "GIGI,"

BUT ONLY WE'LL KNOW IT'S BACKWARDS.

IT'LL BE HILARIOUS.

I LIKE IT.

ANYWAY, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT ONE-OF-KIND JACKET

IN THE WINDOW YOU'VE BEEN WANTING?

IT'S GONNA BE IN THE SALE.

IT ALL SOUNDS GOOD, BUT I CAN'T GO.

IT'S ON THURSDAY. I HAVE A FAMILY COMMITMENT.

DO YOU ALSO HAVE A COMMITMENT TO LETTING GIGI

RUN ALL OVER YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?

[SIGHS]

GREAT. HERE SHE COMES WITH HER COPYCAT CREW.

ACT LIKE WE DON'T CARE.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

BONJOUR, ALEX.

BONJOUR, ALEX'S FRIEND.

NICE SHOES.

I MEAN, PFFT, I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU OR YOUR SHOES.

YEAH. I'VE HAD THESE SHOES FOR ABOUT A WEEK.

OH, I MEAN, I'D GIVE THEM TO YOU,

BUT I ALREADY PROMISED THEM TO ANOTHER CHARITY.

NO, YOU SHOULD KEEP THEM.

THEY GO SO WELL WITH YOUR EYEBROW.

WELL, AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE MAN HANDS.

I MEAN, HOW DO YOU GET THOSE MEAT STUBS THROUGH YOUR SLEEVES?

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU TWO?

PICK YOUR NOSES SO HARD, THEY FELL OFF?

THEY GOT NOSE JOBS.

WHEN THEY HEAL, THEY'LL BE JUST LIKE GIGI'S.

WHEN'S GIGI'S GONNA HEAL?

PEOPLE ALWAYS TAKE SHOTS AT THE TRENDSETTER.

AND BY THE WAY, I SAW YOU LOOKING

AT THAT JACKET AT SUBURBAN OUTFITTERS,

AND GOOD FOR YOU FOR KNOWING YOU NEED A NEW ONE.

HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

OW, OW, OW. OW, OW, OW.

BUT IT'S MINE, AND IT'LL LOOK SO MUCH BETTER ON ME.

NOT IF I GET IT FIRST.

WELL, GOOD LUCK FINDING IT,

BECAUSE I ALREADY WENT DOWN THERE AND HID IT.

HEY, THAT'S NOT IN THE SPIRIT

OF THE CRAZY 10-MINUTE SALE.

YEAH!

WHATEVER.

COME ON, GIRLS. TIME TO CHANGE YOUR GAUZE.

LOOK! ALEX HAD AN ACCIDENT AGAIN!

[LAUGHTER]

GIGI, THIS IS SILLY.

HOW LONG IS THIS GONNA GO ON?

WE'VE BEEN FIGHTING WITH EACH OTHER FOREVER.

FIGHTING? REALLY?

LET'S SEE. I'VE WON, LIKE, 300 TIMES,

AND YOU'VE WON NONE, SO IT'S NOT REALLY A FIGHT.

SHE HAS WON AN AWFUL LOT.

THAT'S IT! WE'RE GOING TO THAT SALE,

AND I'M GONNA SHOW HER UP.

BUT I THOUGHT YOU HAD A FAMILY COMMITMENT.

I'LL WORK IT OUT WITH MY PARENTS.

SURE. THEY'RE PRETTY UNDERSTANDING.

NO. I'M JUST REALLY SNEAKY.

HONEY. HMM?

HONEY. HMM?

LISTEN. SO, I NEED YOU TO BACK ME UP ON THIS.

I TOLD ALEX SHE COULDN'T MISS WIZARD CLASS

TO GO TO SOME CRAZY SALE ON THURSDAY.

OK. WAIT. DO YOU MEAN THE CRAZY 10-MINUTE SALE?

THAT'S THE ONE.

[GASPS]

THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME. I ALMOST FORGOT.

WELL, IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE YOU'RE GONNA BACK ME UP ON THIS.

DON'T WORRY. I AM.

WHO'S NOT ALLOWED TO GO AGAIN?

ALEX.

RIGHT.

WIZARD MAIL IS HERE.

OH, WIZARDS WEEKLY.

LET'S SEE IF THEY PRINTED MY LETTER TO THE EDITOR.

I WISH THEY'D TAKE THOSE OUT

FOR PEOPLE WHO ALREADY HAVE SUBSCRIPTIONS.

OH, CO--MY WAND DIDN'T SHOW UP!

THAT'S BUNK.

I--I NEED MY MAGIC WAND SO I DON'T HAVE TO LEARN SPELLS ANYMORE.

MAX, YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA NEED TO KNOW SPELLS.

LOOK, IF I GIVE YOU A BIKE,

THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU KNOW HOW TO RIDE IT.

AWESOME! I'M GETTING A BIKE.

LOOK, I KNOW HOW EXCITED YOU ARE ABOUT GETTING YOUR FIRST WAND,

SO UNTIL IT COMES, HOW ABOUT USING OLD BLACK LICORICE HERE?

YEAH, THAT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING YOU GET OUT OF A CEREAL BOX.

COME ON. THIS IS A '77 WANDWARP FEATHERLIGHT.

THOSE DON'T EVEN MAKE THESE ANYMORE.

I CAN SEE WHY.

LOOK, IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TAKE CARE OF IT,

THEN I'M NOT GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU.

IT HAS TREMENDOUS SENTIMENTAL VALUE.

THIS IS THE WAND THAT HELPED ME

GET THE GOBLINS OUT OF THE BASEMENT WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,

AND IT'S A TREMENDOUS BACK SCRATCHER. SEE?

COOL.

IT'S A LITTLE DINGED-UP, BUT--

YOU CAN SEE WHERE I FILLED IT IN WITH BLACK NAIL POLISH.

THERE'S A LOT OF GREAT MEMORIES

WRAPPED UP IN THIS WAND.

AND A LOT OF STORIES I'M TIRED OF HEARING.

[LAUGHTER]

SHE SAID IT. WE DIDN'T.

HOW DO I LOOK?

WHY?

BECAUSE I'M GOING TO DUPLICATE MYSELF,

AND IF I LOOK UGLY, I DON'T WANNA LOOK TWICE AS UGLY.

WELL, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I'M TALKING ABOUT TAKING GIGI DOWN,

AND IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE THAN ONE OF ME TO DO IT.

EDGEBONO UTOOSIS.

HO HO HO! NOW THAT'S COOL.

I WANNA MAKE TWO OF ME SO I CAN GIVE MYSELF A WEDGIE.

WHY WOULD YOU WANNA DO THAT?

BECAUSE I WANNA SEE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE,

BUT I WANNA GET IT FROM SOMEONE I TRUST.

AFTERNOON, ALEX, OTHER ALEX.

YOU'RE BOTH CLEARLY UP TO NO GOOD.

MAX, JUST HELP ME GET ME READY

SO IT LOOKS LIKE I'M HERE SO I CAN LEAVE.

WOW. I DID A GREAT JOB.

I LOOK GOOD.

[BARKS]

[GROANS] I WAS THINKING ABOUT

YOUR STUPID BARKING RABBIT.

YEP, IT'S PERFECT,

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I HEAR WHEN YOU TALK TO ME.

BAD GIRL. NO BARKING.

JUST POUT.

YEAH, I DON'T SEE HOW THIS COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG.

IT'LL BE FINE. THE REAL ME IS UPSET WITH DAD,

WHICH MEANS I POUT AND GIVE HIM THE SILENT TREATMENT.

YEAH, BUT FOR HOW LONG?

WELL, THIS HAS TO POUT FOR

THE 10-MINUTE SALE PLUS TRAVEL TIME,

WHICH SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM,

BECAUSE MY POUT RECORD IS, LIKE, 4 DAYS.

[CELLPHONE RINGS]

HELLO.

ALEX, ARE YOU SNEAKING AWAY OR NOT?

THE DOOR'S ARE GONNA OPEN ANY MINUTE,

AND GIGI'S ALREADY IN THE FRONT.

HOW DID SHE GET UP FRONT?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT SHE'S TELLING EVERYBODY

YOU SHOP IN PRE-TEEN,

WHICH I SAID WASN'T A SLAM, BECAUSE A LOT

OF THEIR STUFF IS REALLY, REALLY CUTE,

LIKE MY SUNFLOWER TOP THAT GOES WITH MY RAINBOW SOCKS.

[SIGHS] I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

WAIT. YOU'RE NOT WEARING THAT, ARE YOU?

NO.

YOU REALLY THINK DAD'LL BE FOOLED

WITH THIS THING SITTING HERE

WITH THAT GLASSY LOOK IN ITS EYE,

TOTALLY DISCONNECTED DURING CLASS?

WOW. YOU'RE RIGHT. THIS COULD WORK.

WHAT IF DAD ASKS YOU TO CHANGE SEATS OR SOMETHING?

I DON'T KNOW. COVER FOR ME.

[SCOFFS] WHY WOULD I COVER FOR YOU?

BECAUSE I'LL BUY YOU A BRAND-NEW PAIR OF SNEAKERS.

SOLD.

GOOD BOY. I'M OFF TO THE SALE,

AND MOM AND DAD KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THAT, RIGHT?

I'M A SIZE 5!

THAT'S YOUR PRICE, A NEW PAIR OF SNEAKERS?

APPARENTLY.

BUT THE JOKE'S ON HER.

I'M GONNA GET SOME NEW SNEAKERS FOR DOING NOTHING.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN SHE FALLS OVER

AND YOU HAVE TO COVER FOR HER WITH DAD?

THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.

YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN.

HI, HARPER.

HI, ALEX'S MOM.

OH, MY GOSH! ALEX'S MOM!

I KNOW IT'S WEIRD FOR A GROWN-UP TO BE HERE,

BUT SINCE ALEX COULDN'T COME, I'M GONNA GET SOMETHING FOR HER.

WELL, THIS'LL BE FUN.

IT'S A CHANCE FOR YOU AND ME TO SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER, YOU KNOW,

CHILL.

EXCUSE ME. THERE YOU ARE.

HOW DID YOU FIND ME WITH ALL THESE PEOPLE?

I SAW YOUR RAINBOW SOCKS FROM DOWN THE BLOCK.

SORRY I'M LATE. IT TOOK A WHILE TO DITCH THE FAMILY.

WELL, YOU DIDN'T DO A VERY GOOD JOB. YOUR MOM'S HERE.

WHAT?! RELAX.

I SENT HER DOWN THE BLOCK TO FIND SOME TAPPUCCINOS.

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A TAPPUCCINO.

I KNOW.

WOW. I'M IMPRESSED.

YOU'RE BECOMING MORE LIKE ME EVERY DAY.

AW. OK, MOVE.

SORRY. EXCUSE ME.

OH, GOSH. SORRY.

EXCUSE ME.

NICE TRY, GIGI, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE

I GOT IN THE FRONT OF THE LINE, TOO.

[MUFFLED] WELL, I KNOW WHERE THE RACKET IS, AND YOU DON'T.

WHAT'S THAT? YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A RACKET?

WELL, I'M LOOKING FOR A JACKET,

AND I'M GONNA GET IT BEFORE YOU DO.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BROUGHT YOUR GRANDMA HERE.

SHE'S NOT GONNA HELP YOU GET IN FIRST.

SHE'S NOT MY GRANDMA. I FOUND HER AT THE PARK.

SHE'S HERE TO BLOCK.

[CLAMORING]

WH-WHERE IS IT?!

I-IT WAS RIGHT HERE.

EXCUSE ME. THERE WAS A HUGE PILE OF CLOTHES RIGHT THERE.

WHERE IS IT?

OH. WE COMPLETELY REARRANGED THE STORE FOR THE SALE,

BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE SNEAK IN EARLY AND HIDE STUFF.

IT'S NOT REALLY IN THE SPIRIT OF THE CRAZY 10-MINUTE SALE.

HA! IT'S ANYBODY'S JACKET NOW.

HARPER! HARPER!

I FOUND OUR TAPPUCCINOS!

IT'S STEAMED MILK AND TAP WATER.

SHE'S TOO HEAVY. CAN YOU GIVE ME A HAND?

WHY DON'T YOU USE DAD'S WAND TO HELP MOVE HER?

I CAN'T FIND IT.

[CRACK]

EITHER I JUST FOUND DAD'S WAND,

OR I CRACKED MY BUTT KNUCKLE.

I'M NO DOCTOR, BUT I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A BUTT KNUCKLE.

NO! NO, NO, NO, NO! DAD'S GONNA WIG OUT!

YOU KNOW, IF I WASN'T GETTING NEW SNEAKERS,

I'D BE REALLY FREAKED OUT.

OH, I'D BE REALLY FREAKED OUT ANYWAY.

JUSTIN, WILL YOU AT LEAST HELP ME PROP HER UP?

SURE, 'CAUSE SHE'S DONE SO MUCH FOR ME.

AHH!

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

DANCING. WITH MY SISTER.

P-PRACTICING FOR THAT NEW REALITY SHOW,

DANCING WITH MY SISTER.

OK, GUYS, BEFORE WE GET STARTED TODAY,

JUST WANNA POINT OUT THE GOOD EXAMPLE SET BY YOUR SISTER.

SHE REALLY WANTED TO GO SHOPPING,

BUT INSTEAD, SHE'S RIGHT HERE READY TO LEARN.

I THINK WE'RE ALL GONNA LEARN SOMETHING REAL SOON.

ALEX, I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU,

SO PROUD THAT I'M GONNA GIVE YOU PERMISSION

TO MISS TODAY'S LESSON AND GO TO THAT SALE,

SO GO AHEAD AND HAVE FUN.

SERIOUSLY, GO.

UH-OH.

OH, I GET IT.

YOU NEED MONEY.

I'M SORRY. GO AHEAD. TAKE IT.

TAKE IT.

YEAH, ALEX. TAKE IT.

ALEX USED THE DUPLICATION SPELL

AND WENT TO THE CRAZY 10-MINUTE SALE.

WOW. LOOKS LIKE SHE DID.

THIS IS WAY WORSE THAN ME BREAKING YOUR WAND, RIGHT?

YOU--HOO!

ALEX, WAND.

ALEX, WAND.

ALEX. AHH!

WOW. HE DIDN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE WAND.

THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD TIME TO TELL HIM

I BROKE HIS NEW DRILL LAST WEEK.

YOU BROKE HIS DRILL?

I THINK SO. I'LL FIND OUT

WHEN I PUT THE PIECES BACK TOGETHER.

[GASPS] CHECK IT OUT. MY NEW eWAND. AHH.

OH, AN eWAND. THE STRAP IS FOR SAFETY.

GOOD POINT.

NOW THAT WE'VE GOT SAFETY OUT OF THE WAY, LET'S ROCK.

[CRASH]

HEH.

SLIPPERY.

WOW. THEY SHOULD MAKE SOMETHING

THAT ATTACHES TO THE WAND SO THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN.

ALEX, HIDE. YOUR MOM'S RIGHT BEHIND ME.

WHAT?!

HARPER, THERE YOU ARE.

I FOUND OUR TAPPUCCINOS.

THEY'RE SURPRISINGLY DELICIOUS.

[SPLASH]

I'M SORRY.

LET'S GO TELL A MANAGER.

[P.A.] 8 MINUTES LEFT IN THE CRAZY 10-MINUTE SALE.

8 MINUTES.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

I'VE ONLY GOT 8 MINUTES TO FIND SOMETHING FOR ALEX.

WH-WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE'D LIKE?

FOR YOU TO LEAVE. WHAT?

THIS IS YOUR SIZE. GO TRY IT ON.

ALEX, ARE YOU OK?

I'M FINE. I'M FINE. DID MY MOM SEE ME?

NO. I SENT HER TO THE DRESSING ROOM,

BUT THIS IS OUR CHANCE. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. I AM NOT LEAVING WITHOUT THAT JACKET.

I HAVE CHOKED ON TOO MANY BLOUSES TO LET GIGI GET THAT JACKET.

HARPER!

OHH, I'M GOIN' BACK IN.

HEY, WHAT ELSE DOES THIS THING DO?

STANDARD MAGIC STUFF.

IT, UH, OPENS PORTALS, DISAPPEARS OBJECTS,

LEVITATES THINGS, AND--

OH, MY GOSH. WHAT?

IT'S AN MP3 PLAYER.

IT HOLDS A TRILLION SONGS.

NO WAY!

OH, AND IT SAYS HERE IT HAS eMIMIC FEATURE.

WHAT'S THAT?

I THINK I JUST FOUND OUT.

HEY, ALEX, WHY YOU HITTIN' YOURSELF?

WHY YOU HITTIN' YOURSELF?

WHY YOU HITTIN' YOURSELF?

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF?

I DON'T KNOW.

OH. OH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

WE MUST BE GETTING CLOSE TO THE JACKET.

YOU'RE TRYING TO DISTRACT ME.

ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF?

YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS.

OOH. GOOD BURN.

I KNOW. I THOUGHT IT, AND THEN I SAID IT.

WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?

UH, WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?

I'M DANCING LIKE A CHICKEN.

[SCOFFS] I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I TRY TO EMBARRASS YOU.

I MEAN, YOU'RE SO GOOD AT IT YOURSELF.

OHH. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING.

I DO. YOU'RE DANCIN' LIKE AN EGYPTIAN.

[TONE]

[P.A.] HEY, EVERYONE, THERE'S A FREAK SHOW BY THE JEANS RACK.

HEY, ALEX, I THINK WE CAUGHT A BREAK.

THERE'S SOME FREAK SHOW BY THE JEANS. LET'S GO LOOK.

HARPER, THOSE ARE THE JEANS.

I'M THE FREAK SHOW!

[LAUGHING]

FASTER. FASTER. LET'S SEE IF IT'LL THROW UP.

SIZE 7. PERFECT. THANKS, ALEX.

HEEELP MEEE!

THERESA, WHERE'S ALEX?

JERRY, SHE'S WITH YOU.

NO, SHE'S NOT. SHE CUT CLASS.

I CAME DOWN HERE TO LOOK FOR HER.

WELL, I HAVEN'T SEEN HER.

I THINK I JUST DID.

ALEX, STOP SPINNING WILDLY OUT OF CONTROL

AND GET OVER HERE!

I CAN'T! AAH!

WHAT DO YOU THINK'S GOING ON?

I THINK MAX GOT HIS NEW WAND.

I FOUND IT! I FOUND THE JACKET!

HEY, GIGI, GUESS WHAT'S IN MY MEAT HANDS.

GIVE ME THE JACKET. GIVE IT TO ME.

NO. GIVE ME--

[GASPS]

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THE TINKLEE BECAME THE TINKLER.

OH. OH, PLEASE. EVERYBODY SAW HER SPILL THAT ON ME.

YEAH, BUT IT'S ON YOUR FRONT.

IT DOES LOOK LIKE YOU WENT.

BUT WHAT ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT?

I MEAN, YOU JUST SAW THAT.

EWW. EWW.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

WE HAVE THE SAME NOSES.

THEY'RE GONE, GIGI. THEY LEFT YOU.

OK, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR TOO LONG.

NO, IT HASN'T. I'M JUST GETTING GOOD AT IT.

IN FACT, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE ANNOUNCEMENT.

OK, I KNOW I'M IN TROUBLE, BUT JUST, LIKE, ONE SECOND.

[P.A.] ATTENTION, SHOPPERS. ATTENTION, SHOPPERS.

GIGI'S REAL NAME IS GERTRUDE.

HA HA! OK, NOW I CAN GO.

[LAUGHTER]

THESE SALES GET CRAZIER AND CRAZIER EVERY YEAR.

OH, ALEX, DAD'S LOOKIN' FOR YOU.

AND HE FOUND YOU.

DID YOU GET YOUR WAND TODAY, MAX?

UH, YEAH.

BECAUSE WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING TO THIS DUMMY

WAS HAPPENING TO THIS DUMMY.

OH, THAT'S WHAT THE "MIMIC" IN eMIMIC MEANS.

I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE READ THE MANUAL.

MAX, YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO USE MAGIC WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.

YOU'RE RIGHT, DAD. YOU'RE RIGHT.

IT WAS PRETTY BAD WHAT I DID, BUT NOT AS BAD AS ALEX

USING MAGIC TO CUT CLASS TO GO TO SOME SALE.

YES, MAX. THANK YOU.

AND YOU AND I BY NO MEANS ARE DONE TALKING ABOUT THIS.

I KNOW, BUT BEFORE WE GET INTO IT,

I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW I HEARD JUSTIN BROKE YOUR DRILL.

WH-- MY BRAND-NEW DRILL?

MAX BROKE YOUR WAND.

KHUH!

DID YOU USE MAGIC TO BREAK MY DRILL?

NO.

YOU'RE CLEAR. GO.

DID YOU USE MAGIC TO BREAK MY WAND?

NO. I SAT ON IT. HAHH!

YOU'RE CLEAR. GO.

AND WE HAVE A WINNER.

DAD, I KNOW YOU'RE MAD, BUT I CAN EXPLAIN.

GIGI HAS BEEN MAKING ME LOOK BAD FOREVER,

AND THIS WAS A HUGE CHANCE TO GET BACK AT HER,

SO I WENT FOR IT.

AH. REVENGE.

SO YOU DO GET IT.

I GET IT, BUT LET'S LOOK AT IT, SHALL WE?

WAS REVENGE WORTH MISSING YOUR WIZARD TRAINING?

WAS IT WORTH HAVING YOUR BROTHER LIE FOR YOU

OR--OR YOUR BEST FRIEND LIE TO YOUR MOM DOWN AT THAT STORE?

AND SPEAKING OF YOUR MOTHER, SHE'S GOT ME TRYING TO MAKE HER A TAPPUCCINO?

SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

IS BY GETTING BACK AT GIGI,

I WAS REALLY HURTING MYSELF?

NO, BUT I LIKE THAT BETTER.

SO SINCE I FIGURED THAT OUT,

I SHOULD PICK MY OWN PUNISHMENT, RIGHT?

UH, NO.

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE MY PUNISHMENT

AND DUPLICATE IT.

YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR ONE WEEK.

DOES THAT MEAN 2 WEEKS?

OH! NOW IT'S 4. I LOVE THIS GAME.

GOOD TALK, SWEETIE.

[BARKS]

OH, YOU HUSH UP.

SO I'M GLAD YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON.

ME, TOO. GOOD.

NOW, UM, YOUR MOM WANTS ME

TO TAKE HER OUT DANCING, BUT THE BIG GAME IS ON TONIGHT.

DAD, THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR PUNISHMENT, NOT MINE.

THEN YOU SEE WHAT I'M GETTING AT.

OH. YOU WANT ME TO DUPLICATE YOU

SO YOU CAN GO DANCING AND WATCH THE GAME.

A LITTLE.

OH. WELL, IF YOU HAVE TO PUNISH ME,

I GUESS YOU HAVE TO PUNISH ME.

EDGEBONO UTOOSIS.

HAVE HER HOME BY 11:00.